THE PREGNANCY PACT - Lifetime's Ridiculous Teen Pregnancy Movie | Cynical Reviews
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The Pregnancy Pact (2010) is another scaremongering television movie from Lifetime, in a similar vein to my previously-covered Cyber Seduction. It purports to tell the story of a fictional pregnancy pact, inspired by areal-life pregnancy pact that allegedly occurred in Gloucester, Massachusetts in 2008.
Not only did the event that the film is based on not actually happen, but the film promotes myths and falsehoods, presents a bizarre, distorted view of pregnancy, and is as melodramatic and sensationalising as you’d expect from Lifetime, while also offering no meaningful insights or solutions.
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I mentioned this movie in that town a mob planned to hang me until I mentioned the Perfect Storm and they let me live.
Also is life time just a network created to prey on and justify Karen's fears and irrationality?
Teens in this movie: “Jamie Lyn Spears is a teen mom so I wanna be one too”
Actual teens when that happened: “Damn you Jamie now they gotta cancel Zoey 101”
I laughed at this more than i should have. Thank you.
So true tho 😅
Everyone was pissed😂
Damn haven’t heard that show in a decade
Truuuuuuuue!
As a resident of Louisiana. I feel obliged to apologize for this movie simply because it was filmed here
Apology accepted
My mom was born in Louisiana. I accept your apology.
Apology accepted
if anything the guy who made it should apologies to everyone who lives in Louisiana for making it associated with the state
Imagine if it was alabama.
This is portraying girls as just plain stupid and making it seem they have no ambitions. Thanks.
@Christopher Merunka ;-;
Exactly how i feel with my family right now. The really think im THIS dumb as if I dont have goals and can’t think for myself
yea.
It kinda does tho
Wait a minute...this is trying to make housewives
Not gonna lie Jesse leaving the self-absorbed girlfriend, who wanted him to give up his entire future, was probably the best decision in the entire movie.
Agree. She got pregnant on purpose to make him stay with her forever.
There's also the assistant who chose not to participate in the events of the movie
Johnny blaze! Ride off into the hellfire, alone and unburdened
His whole speech berating her for what she did was actually pretty decently acted too.
So as retarded as this movie is, it gets at least a few points.
@@Irongaze86 Shouldn't have gotten his dick wet.
"This is so bad"
Perfectly Captures this movie...
It sure does
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I think I'm more apt the statement would be "this is bad, women"
I mean back with my mom kind of like lifetime all the time just about every movie you saw had a female protagonist going up against an evil man woman or child literally no one and nothing was safe for women to interact with that didn't want to kill them or ruin their life I'm just sitting around thinking this is terrible and I was like 10 or 11 when I was watching this stuff I was just thinking how could anyone be allowed to put such obvious bullshit on TV
The sequel should be called “Where’s the father?”
Actually that's the sequel to the popular MTV show Teen Mom's. And the answer is always "in jail" or "on a drug binge"
Who's Your Daddy?
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Hey! Here's a crazy idea.
What about schools start actually teaching kids how to prevent pregnancy?!
Crazy, am I right??
Well you know... 'Murica!
Good idea!
I feel like my school is the only one who actually has a good helth ed smh
that would require the school board to have more than two brain cells though.
I’m glad I’m born male, asexual and gay. Definitely made me worry less about getting anyone pregnant.
Her boyfriend looks like one of the guys from Smosh
He looks like a combination of both of them
It was 2008, dudes just looked Like That
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I was gonna say that lmao
MrLynksys1000 i mean, compared to other 2008 dudes
Hes at least decent
I have actually heard girls have this conversation in high-school. "If we have babies at the same time, they can all grow up together and be bffs" or "having this baby is going to be beautiful and me and my boyfriend will be together forever." At the time I was a teenage girl and lived with my single mother who made it my responsibility to care for my 3 year old brother. Id roll my eyes because I knew that those were fantasies and that the baby at home I was made to care for was, infact, hard work.
Tbh tho they're probably talking about the future and not in school.
No these were pregnant teenage girls
Excuse me WHAT?!
@@vainpiers Me and my friends used to talk about how we were going to be the “cool aunt” to the children of the only one of us who actually wants kids.
I remember my cousin telling me that her friend could possibly get pregnant (they were all barely freshmen, just got out of 8th grade) and that she was going to help take care of her baby and dress it up in cute clothes.
I was just dumbfounded. Idk why a 14-15 year old girl would ever *want* to be pregnant.
I would also say "why would her boyfriend let her," but he wasn't necessarily a guy who would care, and would probably run off when he realized she would keep the baby. No offense to him.
Hopefully the girl got some sense. My school is small, rumors would have went around eventually, so seeing as it didn't, and my cousin isn't saying anything about it, I imagine she never got pregnant (thankfully).
The Thora Birch character sucks! She's thinks of herself as a mentor and protector of these girls, but she is a TERRIBLE person: she blurts out their secrets, ignores the principles of age of consent and privacy (can she even interview them as underaged teens?), she manipulated her ex-boyfriend, even barring him from knowing his child's existence or getting custody of it and tries to call out the other reporters on *their* lack of professionalism and morals? Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
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For Example (and just an example!) Prisons.
I mean, we just know America's Prison-System is extremly primitiv. That aint a theory or a wild guess, cause other Nations just do it blatantly better. They know better and the USA could just copy them, but do Politicans even know that?? Do they ever watch 'Second Thought' lay out all the facts and Data about this or other stuff?
Oh, so it wasn’t a fever dream this was real. Okay, this movie really romanticizes teenage pregnancy and it’s just awful.
No, you just gotta go back to sleep lol. This movie can’t hurt you.
It clearly doesnt
@@anthonyhutchins2300 uh yeah it does
The baby came out looking 10 weeks undercooked but somehow she tore enough to require any stitches.
That doesn't mean she couldn't have tore.
True, but it's still way less likely.
My sister was born 23 weeks undercooked, and she still tore my mom somehow.
My baby was prem and I still had a 2nd degree tear it can happen
undercooked
Frankly the movie Juno freaked me the hell out more than this movie. My mom and I watched this when it came out because I was the product of teen pregnancy. She complained a freaking lot about the inaccuracies and then she told me about her pregnancy with me. Im 17 single and still gripping onto my virginity tight because seeing it firsthand and hearing my moms horror stories.
Good idea. Don't let your peers or society push you into losing your v-card until you feel you are ready. I'm 23 and a virgin still because I am NOT dealing with no fucking babies or deadbeat men- Take care of yourself.
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I had my son at 16. I'd already left school and was homeless because of an abusive home. I cant complain about having my child. I wouldn't change want to change that but I would also NOT recommend being a teen parent. I was a kid and fell through the cracks, I got lucky with a healthy boy and I had no side issues (drugs, alcohol, etc...just a homeless teen). It was a battle to survive but that was something I was used to. It's so not ideal. I hope parents care for their children and dont force them to leave home, and that social services/child protective services actually starts doing its job, and that we get effective sex education in schools. I was 15 and the dad was 25...let's protect kids from misinformation, abuse, and predators. My son is now 26. We both had to fight to just survive. It doesnt have to be that way. ♡
@@melanietoth1376 Glad you shared your story; wishing you the best!
It makes more sense when you consider who the audience this was made for: out of touch Seniors. These are the only people who think kids are THAT stupid. Additionally, the only real pregnancy issue that came up? She was too young when she gave birth. Really, the only moral of the story is "Kids are bad and must be controlled". Which is all seniors want to hear.
This movie has "Made by Boomer" written all over it. Gen Xers were the generation that said hey wrap it up
@@VidWatcher01 boomers are the ones who started the sexual revolution.
Um... also, ovulation is a thing. Women cant conceive at any given point. We have periods that we're able to become pregnant and times where we can't. It's a 1/5 also, some girls cant get pregnant due to medical issues that might actually not be known until later.
Though women around their teens and twenties are to be the most fertile, there is a 1 in 400 billion chance that you can get pregnant and stay pregnant until delivery. Conception is a complex process. And it isn't always "the woman's fault" if she can't get pregnant. Men can have issues, too, and people need to be reminded about that.
beautyblueblossom lol where did you get those numbers
@@Jackieb741 For real im so so confused as to what she meant😂
Movie logic states that anytime a woman of childbearing age has sexual inter course they are guaranteed to get pregnant.
I feel like everyone forgets about ovulation. I mean the average woman has a 7 day fertile window. That’s still 21 days to have rubber free sex with your partner and not get pregnant
This movie was so weird as a kid, it’s even more disturbing as an adult
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Me: She just said she doesn’t care about education after High School or getting a job. The next Einstein, folks.
+Anson Sauer Sauer I personally do want to be a housewife one day and am not interested in having a career but I believe you should have some in come just in case.
@Maria Isabelle Villacorte people like this expect to suck all the money they need from the partner lol, or they sell themselves online
@@Kolibri71 ...? My mother and father worked out the housewife role because they felt like it was best. And I say we kids turned out okay. Why do people think that allowing women to CHOOSE to stay at home to raise their children is something to shame them about? It's about women's CHOICE, not "follow the path that society dictates". You know. Kind of the whole point of feminism.
I mean, I can't really comment on the movie itself, but there's no real reason that a person's lack of interest in higher education should be taken to imply that they're stupid.
@@keyboardwarrior1350 I'm iffy about the last part of PO Kolibri's comment but I think the first part wouldn't be referring to partners that actually work out the housespouse role because obviously, they'd have an understanding that one of them is making all the money for both of them to live off of and they're okay with that. Sometimes, a partner might just expect someone to support them without having to talk about it (or god forbid, spend money on frivolous things without consulting their partner) and that would be where the suck all the money part would come from.
seeing all the scenes of the pregnant teens drinking and smoking makes me want to vomit. The fact that they never address the dangers of this is one of the worst things about the movie, other than the entire concept itself ofc.
the drinking and smoking is some of the worst things you can do during pregnancy and just shows how you don’t care about your kid
Even the mandalorian having to be a dad unexpectedly is handled better than this film. Yes, he didnt give birth but at least mando has better parenting skills than these kids
And most importantly, he *learned.* He was out of his depth, chewed out by other characters for his clumsiness as a guardian, and as a result he became a more nurturing figure. When the time came, he willingly gave Grogu to a better equipped father figure, because the little guy’s well-being was more important than his own attachment. This film suggests that childhood naivety is magically overcome the moment you hold your baby. How a space opera spinoff is more realistic than that is completely beyond me.
Yep! That’s 💯 exactly what you should do! 👍
the one almost-realistic thing about the film is that kids usually don't have very good parenting skills because they're kids. there are a lot more other larger issues with the film, even if I see what you're trying to say.
Mando: "Wait, how am I the one pregnant here? I don't even-"
Ahsoka Tano: "It is the will of the Force."
"Oh my god. I'm gonna have a baby."
Oh my god. You look like a baby!
This movie is just for people that hate their pregnancy kink
Medium Grey Girl yeah 😞
@Medium Grey Girl Unfortunately, yes. Yes I have.
@Medium Grey Girl I feel curiosity but I'm to afraid to actually ask or Google what it is, so I'm just gonna leave this here.
@@afernandez9579 men getting pregnant. Usually found in the fetishism of gay relationships
@Medium Grey Girl sadly I have been a victim of seeing furry male pregnant luigi....that image is my hell
I heard of this movie when I was like, 13 and all I kept thinking was “eeewwwww”
Same
Pantheress13 Aka Eve I watched this when I was 12 and I was like “what is this trash”😭
"i should have figured out how to get condoms without anyone knowing" *points at planned parenthood*
Please review “She’s Too Young” about an entire school getting syphilis. Another Lifetime channel movie that was a favorite with my friends for how ridiculous it was. You’ll really love the song that plays throughout the entire movie
My favorite was the one with Bella Thorne about drug abuse, I don't know if it was depicted correctly but it does address teens that abuse pills. Something that could lead into heavy drug addiction.
Idk, I may be a Karen.
"Care to explain what '18 teens pregnant' was doing in your browser history?"
"I can explain, honey! It uh... it's research for this new screenplay I'm working on!"
And thus an awful movie was born.
"If your daughter isn't home when the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son."
Brilliant. Simply brilliant
i think you missed the whole point that life time movies aren’t meant to have messages but simply exaggerate a story line with bad actors
saw an episode JUST like this on law and order: svu
spoiler: girl killed herself, the whole pact went to CRAP
Name of the episode? I really want to see it now
@@despinasgarden.4100 I saw some other comment talking about an episode that matches this desxription, and they said its named "Babes"
yeah, that episode handled this topic a lot better, honestly.
@@pearluniverse7960 definitely. it was sad, but it was truth. might have been based on a true story as well
Yep, I think that one used the "garrot on ceiling" and her friend's mom used her daughter's phone to force her into doing that, and once the court stuff is over she pinches one of the female leads and is taken to prison.
Fun Fact: places that offer contraceptives to teens without parent permission see a much lower rate in teen pregnancy and abortion.
wich should sound obvious but people in these movies clearly haven't thought before.
Y’all ever seen For the Love of Nancy?? It’s a lifetime movie about an anorexic teenager... a lifetime movie... that my freshman PE teacher showed us... as an “educational research”. She didn’t even warn us, it was SO inaccurate but still graphic enough to be triggering af
“Before returning to families as broken as their hymens”
Bro that was savage. Like, banned by the geneva convention savage.
LIFETIME PRESENTS:
*A MOVIE*
Anyone with at least half a brain: "Oh, no."
@@Mateus_Carvalho Or, "Oh, yes," because they are the best kind of trash entertainment.
“A woman running for president” but which one? Does she have a name?
Take a shot every time there's a BRUH moment in this movie
Shit man I died 😔
Carol Wessel no. dont wanna die of alcohol poisoning.
I dont wanna drink as much as the pregnant teens tho
I would love to, but i don't want to get alchohol poisoning
HELL NO I DON'T WANT ALCOHOL POISONING 😂
I wouldn’t be surprised if teen pregnancy literally INCREASED after this came out considering how much they romanticize it.
10:27 made me hit the subscribe button at the speed of sound. I wheezed so hard that my throat hurts.
My sister literally got pregnant in 12th grade because she loved this movie. She was all “Can I still play softball.” She’s 28 now though and a good mother.
Omg, my parents are really strict and I am not allow to have a boyfriend
Leave it to Lifetime to make more teens wanna do this stupid shit.
Glad this story has a happy ending.
The way they treated pregnancy as the cool new fad all kids are into reminds me of Dark Dungeons showing RPG players as ultra-popular Chads. Except Dark Dungeons did this for laughs.
The only credit I’ll give this movie is that the high schoolers actually look like high schoolers.
Yeah I’ll give em that
I was thinking that the whole time
lots of movies during the 2000s either get that perfectly or the actors look so far away from their actual age its distracting from the actual movies and plot
Actually, that sort of worries me more
Itz Kat Same. That realism in the context of the movie is kinda unsettling ngl.
The fact the pregnancy fan-fics do a better job at writing pregnancies than the writing in this movie is astonishing.
Most mpreg fics are more realistic than this
@@frankisnot1148 ur actually not wrong-
@@frankisnot1148 You're actually correct
@@frankisnot1148 I agree and I haven’t even read those.
Fanfic writers will do hours upon hours of research to make sure their abo mpreg slow burn is accurate to real life but this ostensibly realistic film can't even have someone mention their feet hurting
What this film doesn't mention: Dangers of early pregnancy, symptoms and signs of a miscarriage or a miscarriage at all, risks that develop as you go further along like disease, the impact of fetal alcohol syndrome, birth defects, complications, different types of pregnacies and the emotional part of pregnancy.
So everything👀
Funworks 163 I mean it’s lifetime are we surprised 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that FAS was not addressed just baffles me. That shit is no joke. Drinking while pregnant will affect a baby for their whole life. The stunted growth and learning abilities? That is hard to deal with and hard to watch.
Getting preggo as a teen also causes alot of problems for the mom herself like you stop growing all the standerd sypmtoms are worse and it fucks with ur brain develpment
I’m gonna stop reading the comments. On the one hand, I agree with what everyone is saying. On the other hand, thinking about this makes me sad.
I honestly feel like this movie romanticizes teen pregnancy more than it demonizes it.
I remember the scene where they talk about one of them having an episiotomy and it traumatized me.
I mean, both are shitty. If you demonize teen pregnancy, pregnant teens may get ridiculed and judged based on one bad night. And if you romanticize it, it may cause it to become more common. It’s kinda a shitty situation.
Its also considered the most painful experience known to man. Either first or next to burning alive
I feel like the biggest sin is how inaccurate they depict pregnant girls/women, in terms of symptoms, etc
Jennifer Greene well that goes without saying with the name pregnancy pact
Why does this movie even exist it’s so weird
I just began the video, and i'm already agreeing with you
Yeah like what the friggin heck went into the guys' minds who made this?!?!
@DreiFreitags Fliege Maybe... Or just desperation for a decent paycheck. Who knows...
Agreed, sometimes you have to question why these projects get greenlit in the first place, even if they WERE based on a true story! 🤦🏾♀️😂
Because anything that happens in media they have to make a story of it. And that was how it was with lifetime, law and order, and any movies in Hollywood.
" I take a year off and play with the baby" - yes cause baby is a vacation and it lasts only a year.. 🤦🏼♀️
and after that year, a lifetime of sacrifice for a little person that MIGHT thank her (someday)
If anything It’d be a week maybe 2
Thirteen years and counting
Right? After their one-year-old that’s when they get really hard to take care of
Under their care it WILL last for only a year.
Probably the worst part of a movie like this is that the baby's are not treated like people and instead are treated like accessories.
That's how some people treat their kids.
"Let me have this baby so that I can dress it up and it'll just be so much fun"
Exactly what I thought. ☹️
Some people sadly think of them that way.
@@bobbihearn6168 The minute the child develops a mind of their own (anywhere from age 7-14), it's downhill for the child from there. A lot of people fail to realize that, while they are inherently irresponsible while developing, children ARE human beings with diverse intelligence.
@@randombrokeperson happened to me and my bros. Our parents want us to be their doll; they want us to behave dress and speak in a certain way. We cannot express our likes/dislikes and personnalities freely. So please people, stop treating your kids like barbie dolls
I love how the mom keeps talking about how she ‘doesn’t accept birth control in her house’ but... many girls actually *need* it. It doesn’t always have to do with having a baby, it regulates period cycles and helps reduce the pain of cramps. Not allowing a teenager to take birth control if they need it for medical reasons is just stupid
That's an excellent point. I really wish the film could have explored that.
it does more than just stop preggers?
well now i see why people want more of it, that just seems fantastic.
That's why my mom got me and my sisters all on it while on high school
@@no1important777 yep they can help regulate periods, make PMS not as bad, reduce hormonal acne, and make periods lighter or less painful! This is especially important if u have something like endometriosis. Also certain birth control methods can stop the physical periods like IUDs or Depo shots.
@@no1important777 it prevents preganaganennt
Bruh, these girls acting like babies are little toy dolls. -_-
They are 15 after all. They probably think babies are the same thing as a toy doll
Brittany Bennett because those people who think babies are like dolls never experienced real responsibility. And then will probably grow up to be those parents who want their kids to have kids so they can play grandparent.
Reminds me of an episode of Maury
@@pixiewolf333 oh my GOD
"My name's Victoria, I'm 15 years old, and I don't care what my mama says, I'm GONNA have a BABY"
Kay Hope Then they actually spend 5 minutes with a baby, and suddenly they go “NOPE no babeyz for me!!!”
I love how they talk about playing with the babies, painting their nails and hanging out with them like they’re friends. Just do that with your actual friends??
isn't it like dangerous to paint a baby's nails?
the other guy beats me
i totally agree with you! it's not that hard. you don't need a baby to do those things. just do those things with a friend or your friend group! what's stopping them from doing that?
Dayanara Plata stupidity
I know this is kinda off topic but in my high school we hung out with this guy. He was really popular because he acted quite feminine. Some of the other guys made fun of him but we brought him into our friend group. It turned out he was actually into crossdressing and we did things like that to him and he enjoyed it.
Moral of the story if your in high school and want to paint someone's nails and dress them up. Just do it with your friends.
"You can't tell anyone"
Like, people are probably gonna get suspicious when you all put on 30 pounds at the same time.
And all suddenly just loose it after like 9 months.
You can’t hide an obvious baby bump either
Not to mention the skin tight shirts some of them wear
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This movie literally encourages irresponsible behavior and teenage pregnancy.
Yep. They still make the babies seem like good things at the end of the day. So I'm not sure who they're advocating for
They do present babies as little dolls that you can play with and dress up for fun... like NO!
A baby is a human who shit, cry, need food and medical care. They also forgot to mention the joy of post partum....
Dévil Léo also they grow up
Autism God I think what really irked me about this movie was the underage drinking WHILE PREGNANT! I hate movies that glorify underaged drinking/drug use without showing the consequences (granted it shows some consequences in this movie but still)
@@evelynsteger436 one girl smoked
Movie logic:
1. If someone capable of pregnancy vomits, they’re up the duff.
2. If literally anyone has a random nosebleed, it’s cancer.
Mae McBride or boys in an anime when seeing a hot girl
It's like how in most films and TV series most of the time when a woman says she has good news it usually means she's pregnant. As if pregnancies are the only good news they can have when it's not.
@@Chaiiuna or they overexerted their psionic powers.
Movie logic:
1. If any pregnant women fall down the stairs, automatic miscarriage the very next hour.
2. All surrogate women are all crazy and will try to kill the mother they are giving their child to.
3. Any person who gets into a car accident either die, or in year long coma.
But to be fair, can a completely random nosebleed happen? I genuinely want to know the chances of a random nosebleed not brought on by any factors
When 18 girls in a small town become the center of a teenage pregnancy scandal...one middle aged woman in South Florida will take it WAY. TOO. SERIOUSLY!
Florida, nuff said
This sounds like the honest trailer for the movie 😂😂😂
Wait your comment acutally made me think about "Jane the virgin" xD
As a Floridian... yeah that sounds accurate
As someone in Florida, I can confirm
"If your daughter's not home when the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son."
Yeah, OK. That was pretty clever.
V B as a teen, def would’ve been both
And now, here’s the Pixies’ with “Indie Cindy”
You know what they say If it ryhmes it must be true
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Or the son is going down on her.
M Kay But it didn’t rhym-
The one time the actors actually look like high schoolers
Samuel Croll at least they got one thing right
that’s what i was thinking lol like hey at least the actors are actual teenagers lol
Debatable
Stacy: "Why aren't you helping me?"
Stacy's mom: "Because you knew better"
No she didn't. She never got the chance to know better. In fact, the mom and her whole Family Friendly Fuckheads Committee fought hard specifically to make sure that she wasn't legally allowed to know any better. Then called it Mission Accomplished when she lost access to her last reliable source of information that could've prevented her current predicament.
She wasn't any help either. She never told her daughter a damn thing until it was too late. Which is strange because her entire stance is that the parents should be the ones to teach them, not the schools.
Savage
You would think they would just get a abortion, but I guess her mother is against that
@@rickyluman3915 Ironically (in the mother's point of view),the Bible ain't very Pro-life
Numbers 5:11-31
2 Kings 8:12
2 Kings 15:16
Deuteronomy 28:18, 53
Hosea 9:10-26
Jeremiah 44:7-8
Isaiah 13:18
Exodus 21:22-25
@@DragonGoddess18 yep, what a pro-life God Christians have. That flood was so pro-life. (In case it's not clear, I'm being sarcastic.)
Stacy's mum needs to take long walk off short pier
I don't think it was inappropriate for the blogger lady to buy condoms for the teenager. In fact, it was probably the best decision made by anyone in the entire movie.
That's what I was thinking
To be fair the decision standard was NOT high
Too bad they weren’t used
right. he doesnt get it lmfao. some of the things he said in this video are wrong. like there was nothing else the nurse could do. its on the girls and their parents.
That's what I thought!
"I'm gonna cook her dinner EVERY night!"
-- the biggest lie of the movie
I dubt she even knows how to cook
*AT NIGHT*
Of course she will. Straight from the freezer to the microwave. She'll get the babysitter to do it, so it's basically like she's doing it herself, right?
*Press X to doubt*
-> Get pregnant
-> Have no idea how to take care of the baby
-> Dump the baby on your parents
-> ...
-> Profit
Moral of this movie: Girls don’t want to pursue their dreams or even go to college, all they want to do is to become pregnant and get married!
For any future people in this comment's replies incase you didn't get it this person is being sarcastic (at least I think)
@@magicblaze1553 I was don’t worry and I think I speak for Deborah here as well (I hope, too)
The rundown: All teens are stupid and exactly like this. The only thing teenage girls want is boys attention and to have their babies. Also while pregnant they will still be drinking because booze and parties are the only thing they do in their pastimes. Oh and yes karen you're daughter will jump off a bridge if her friends do it!! They also will never feel bad about anyone they hurt in the process because... teenagers am I right?!
Sounds like Stephanie Meyer's motto.
Honestly i don't know if these people have even been teenagers, it's like they they portray teenagers as animals who cannot think, and they forget this kids are studying in highschool
Ever seen the Secret Life of the American Teenager? That show makes almost every teenager look like a sex-maniac.
Marina lmao sex maniacs who don’t know how to talk like an actual person or about anything else but sex hahaha
as a teen can comfirm we all want to get pregnant
@@elizabethw1206 I'm gonna have to excommunicate you from the church of "teen", Elizabeth
@@elizabethw1206 as a teen can confirm we all DON'T want to get pregnant
Sure some teens want to have babies. But in real life, teens know that they should wait until they’re older. Because- and I know this might be surprising- teenagers aren’t morons.
You'd be surprised. The decision/judgment and risk/reward sections of the human brain are the most unstable during teenage hood and aren't fully developed until you're like 19-21ish. But that's not to say they're stupid or morons. Just reckless and(depending on the person) naive. This of course doesn't apply to all teenagers, as they are their own people and have different personalities and make their own decisions, but the thing about the brains is applicable to all teenagers.
@@DewSocks *dancing to death* 🐩
"teenagers aren't morons" yes they are. Everyone is a moron.
Bobit boo Some
@@DewSocks That doesn't make them stupid though. Everyone in this movie is a brain dead moron. Yeah teens can be impulsive but this shit is just plain ridiculous
"18 girls did get pregnant within a year, which is a lot" bruh at my highschool they literally talked about turning the home ec room into a daycare because there were sooooooo many teen mothers
Yikes.
Yeah your school probably needed to have a health Ed class sooner 💀
And I thought my home ec class was bad because I couldn’t use the sewing machine. (The teacher also turned out to be kinda racist afterward, so I guess home ec class is cursed)
my high school had a whole ass daycare center, and other students could add easy volunteer hours by helping out.
Soo many Pronatalists.
🤢
"It's going to be fetch!"
Stop trying to make fetch happen,it's never gonna happen
😂😂
I understood that reference
I see you're a person of culture
Hey mean girls. Nice
A quote from a legend
'just buy them animal crossing they'll never leave the house again'
I feel attacked
... is he wrong tho? V":
That's me. I haven't left my house at all.
Well, we have the social distancing excuse.
Fuck it's on the switch. I go outside and play it. Get some inspiration for me town. The weather is lovely.
Yikes forever!
@@strikeforce1500 Nah, it's true. Animal crossing is a time sink, that's why I'm not sure if I should buy it right now :L
“And while the boys who knock them up are given a slap on the wrist, the film places the majority of the responsibility and blame on the girls themselves”
I mean, that part’s realistic at least
Are you kidding me? Did you know that women have begun suing their sperm bank donors for child support? Do you have any idea how much "child support" actually is? The woman usually doesn't even have to work. Taking well over half of every paycheck you make for 18 years is not a "slap on the wrist". Get your feminist mythology out of here.
@@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 thats a lot of words for "i have never been laid"
@@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 first off, we're gonna need a source for that sperm donor claim.
Second, op was not talking about that, but a quote from the review stating that the pregnant teens in the movie were given pretty much all the blame for the pregnancies but not the baby daddies.
Op is stating that this is similar to real life because teen girls in real life are told things like "you shouldn't have let him get you pregnant" which shifts all of the blame to the girl and off of the guy. Like Cynical Reviews said, it takes 2 to tango and both should take responsibility for their actions.
@@mrh8142 the sperm donor thing happened in kansas, it won't let me link a site with "sperm" in the address. And are you kidding me? If you're dumb enough to get pregnant in high school, you deserve to be shamed. You know how it works, so ignorance isn't an excuse. They don't ID for condoms, and they give them out free at clinics, so why would anyone have sympathy for the devil?
@@mrh8142 love how this dude is like 'well yt allegedly wont let me link any sources, so im just completely unable to verify them at all!' like man thats crazy how conveniently that worked out for you. doesnt make you look like you're incompetent or full of shit at all
Is no one going to mention that this is an film is an insult for how they portray teen dads? Not all teen dad's are deadbeats. My cousin was a teen dad and he loves his kids, he's worked hard to provide for them and the mother of his children.
He sounds like a good man
Yep all the characters in the movies are nothing more than stereotypes, no character depth to be seen anywhere
Most of the men who impregnate teenage girls are also... y'know, men. Not teenage boys. So it would've been nice if the movie acknowledged that, too, as well as showing a more supportive teenage dad.
@@dalailarose1596 yeah you'd think if they really wanted to up the scaremongering they could've easily rolled pedos into it too, but then they'd be opening a whole other can of worms to butcher into their horrifically simplified plot as well.
Thank him for his service
Why do all the boyfriends look exactly the same? 😂
they ordered the multipack from the lifetime casting catalogue.
Andy Smith you mean The Bachelor/Bachelorette special?
@@nikkipurwin999 They were torn between the GenericAmerican WhiteSuburbanMaleTM set, or the AryanButWeAren'tRacistWeSwearTM pack, but there was actually a deal on for the Bachelor/Bachelorette Jr bumper pack which included both genders (the bonus being the surprise feature of most being ex-child beauty pageant contestants), so they went with that for budget reasons and paid the mothers in free headshots of their child
Wait they showed more than one boyfriend?? I genuinely didnt notice lmao
I couldn't tell them apart!
The only good thing about Lifetime movies is the fact that Cynical Reviews is there to tear them a new one. So from the bottom of our hearts, thank you for your service.
And Ralphthemoviemaker
My Jewish grandparents were so scared after this came out, that I decided to finally come out of the closet as lesbian. This movie has always had a “special” place in my heart because of that
Omg yes lesbian tings😂
They must’ve been relieved
They must’ve celebrated a lot
Bruh
@@aussiepuppet5250 Is your profile supposed to literally be a Australian version of the puppet?
“1in 6 girls in the United States will actually have a child before she’s the age of 20”
I LITERALLY SCREAM LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT LINE. WHAT WORLD DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN?
ikr
@Lowkey Loki lol do you even math bro?
"Citation fucking needed"
@Lowkey Loki It's... actually 18.8 per 1,000....
@Lowkey Loki you probably were told that by the same type of people who created the "facts" for this film
Movies like this and Wattpad authors seem to think teen pregnancy is this magical thing that isn't a time-consuming job that would realistically wear down on a high school girl. No one that age is mentally ready to be a parent and it makes me angry when stories portray teenage girls as so completely delusional and ignorant.
Exactly, not to mention the expense... like whose paying for childcare... grown adults can't even afford that. Also you can not bring your kid to school while you take classes... like wtf?!? So are these girls dropping out of HS then?? It's so unrealistic.
Mostly writers who believe relationships abusive or toxic is beautiful-even with gay couples. You can not imagine how many hate comments I get when I made these kinds couple split up (or put in jail/death of one)
Plot twist it ended up making me want to become a horror writer -_-
It's sad because there are good Wattpad authors who get drowned out by the bad ones
@@ZyroShadowPony I was thinking of writing my NaNoWriMo novel on wattpad since it's so easy to use. It's about a musician who experiences alzheimers.
@@apolloandwarrior_3229 You should definitely try it out. It sounds really interesting. What music genre will the musician be?
I’m 23 and the thought of becoming pregnant is still horrific.
Same. I'm 23 too almost 24 and that would TERRIFY me. I'm not even in school or have a career or anything that I'd have to sacrifice like that. Still don't wanna get pregnant. Super scared of that.
Just turned 24. Still scared.
I'm a 22 guy and I would rather have a kid when I'm at least a lot older like early 30s.
It's extremely painful. Both physically and mentally
I would just adopt a kid
I'm a teen, and the thought of having a baby legitimately terrifies me.
Eliekira same!! Just the thought of me, a 14 year old, having a child makes me want to take a bath in Holy Water
Same but even having a child as an adult scares me
Just be rich and you'll be fine.
i'm almost 23 and a baby terrifies me. i'm always paranoid i'm gonna get pregnant lol
Dude, I'm 24 & having a kid right now? No, just no. I want to be a mom but not right now. I'd rather deal with people & I hate people
I don’t get how the movie just glosses over the drinking while pregnant and likelihood of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It’s such a gross misrepresentation of the dangers involved with pregnancy, especially where alcohol is involved.
My take is that the "school" did not have any Sex Ed courses or the kids haven't gotten to the chapter where they learn about potential dangers to a fetus' physical and cognitive development, including teratogens, pollution, alcohol, smoke, etc
@@jadahayden1130 My school had no sex ed outside AIDS lessons, but we all knew what contraceptives were useful for what, and how smoking and drinking could cause developmental dysfunction in the fetus or even stillbirth. These girls, as they are portrayed, are straight psychopathic. Probably want their kids to turn out disabled because they think it will make them even more doll-like.
I ... oh god, it’s gross just thinking about it. There are forums on four Chan for this bull#$&*.
not related but i was your 666th like
Lzy G
My school’s sex ed consisted of: abstinence. Don’t send people nudes.
We never heard the word contraceptive. This was less than a year ago, and that was the only health/sex education we’re ever going to get. :’) I’m glad I have the internet and educated parents, or else I’d be royally fucked.
This is such a small part to harp on but the whole “Jamie Lynn Spears was a teen parent so I want to be one too” is so stupid. I’m a few years younger than Jamie Lynn and for me and my friends her getting pregnant was a huge *teen pregnancy is bad* moment. We saw how she was smeared in the media, listened to many of the adults around us call her horrible names, and watched as her career was ruined. Nobody saw her experience and wanted to be like her. That’s just such an out of touch adult thing to put in the script lmao.
Agreed. I remember how her bf was three years older than her so 19 and I was horrified and grossed our how a 19 yr old could sleep with a 16 yr old 😂😂
I was around 12 when that happened. I just felt so sad for her. I hadn't even seen anyone else react, and I knew it was bad news.
I remember how it was all over the news and tabloids. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been not only having to deal with having a baby at 16 but the entire world knowing about it and people being so mean nonstop. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
@Tianruo Yang The real issue is that apparently he wasn't even the dad, and she had been groomed by the producer of the show who was like 40 years old. I remember when that can of worms exploded.
Mae McBride
Also, pedantic fact, Jamie Lynn Spears wasn't really known for anything other than Zoey 101 so I don't why these girls act like she was an A-lister in 2008.
"Back then girls our age were having kids"
Yes, when they had a husband to provide for them and, depending on how far back you go, had already been married three years!
Also, girls back then were more or less trained from the crib to be mothers and housewives and nothing more
Not so often. Also unavailable young men who make shitty dads and lots of divorce....or divorce is too hard to get and the couple is miserable forever. Women werent happy having their lives cut off because they were expected to get married and not work after having a child...and not all guys were that keen on being a dad and strapped down to take care of a woman and kids. That's just a messed up system
The worst part was the scene with her holding her baby. She held it so awkwardly it's painfully obvious that wasn't her kid.
The babies aren't actually real
You haven’t met my little sister. That girl has no maternal instinct and I fear for my niece and nephew.
Juno is a better movie than this. It had a hamburger phone.
Still, in both movies, the boys are let off the hook.
@@toast9928 sorry wrong number. 📞
@@floraposteschild4184 As opposed to what? Executing them for getting ditsy broads pregnant?
It really is, it actually does well at depicting a pregnancy somewhat realistically, if in a quirky way.😁
Look, Juno maybe bland to other people,but it doesn’t have the cliches of them staying together and raising a baby. That’s all I’m saying. Plus she gave the baby to someone who wanted to be a mom.
the worst part is that they make it an exclusively girl problem, getting pregnant is a two player game and there is never any blame on the guys
For real, that's the most annoying part.
And i literally don't belive that EVERY single boy that make the girls pregnant didn't wanted to at least meet their baby, i mean, i get is comon for boys to walk out when they get a girl pregnant but come on! I know there are boys that want to he parents or will at least help with monney.
@@despinasgarden.4100 I don't wanna be a dad yet.
@@redhood7650 and that okay! I don't want to be a mom either, but what i'm trying to say is that at least some of the baby daddy's of the girls in the movie would have helped or wanting to meet their kids.
@@despinasgarden.4100 well that's obvious
I can sum up this whole movie in one word
*“Ew”*
I am not hating, I am merely conversating
😂
It's weird seeing this after I just finished rewatching ygotas
"I'll feed them every single day."
Come again? As opposed to what - every other day?! You don't get brownie points for feeding your baby everyday, _several_ times a day. Anything less, is just child abuse. What is this film?
Minor correction, she said "We'll coo them dinner everyday" which I assumed she meant as opposed to takeout, or lunchable type options.
@@tradbimbo Thanks for the correction, but again, we talking about _babies._ Lunchables and take-aways should not even be a thing in their minds! My God! XD
@@tradbimbo I assumed she meant "I'm going to just cook for them when they're old enough for solids, no takeouts" to which I, as a mom, say "HA!". Half the time, my toddler won't eat any big cooked meals, so she's just signing herself up for frustration and lots of leftovers.
@@FunZies. No I Definitely agree ! But knowing how these people acted their stupid enough to do something like that haha
It's like she is asking for a fucking puppy!
Can we talk about the fact that at 13:02 you can see they are using a SingStar PS2 mic in the courtroom?
lmao
Holy shit lol
PFFFFFF they must of been doing karaoke before
Wait wait wait I just look at your channel you make the little trashmaid! :D love your comics
@@s0s2 omg I love your comic so much!
Love how they manage to push their strollers down a highschool hallway. In real life it already would have been tipped over by the stampede of kids trying to sprint to their next class in under 3 minutes while maintaining their own little friend herds
Tru
*Splat*
Facts
“Fuck where did my baby go-“
@@Rainbowfox_ *dead baby on floor*
The school claimed it was a Pregnancy Pact so they wouldn’t have to teach actual sex education, which is the actual cause of teen pregnancy lack of comprehensive sex education.
I don't know why the school didn't taught them Sexual education, was it too awkward or Taboo? i had my first sexual education class at age 10 for Zeus's sake.
@@romanov3937 its elective. Parents can choose for their children not to have sex ed.
Ruslan Draganofi I had it in 7th grade for the first time and they didn’t even teach us about protection they just taught us about abstinence 🤦🏿♀️
@@romanov3937 Evangelical parents complain if the schools teach safe sex because apparently they are encouraging kids to fuck. Abstinence does work 100% of the time in preventing pregnancy, however it's not reliable be cause teens are going to fuck regardless
@@nikolnolastname4473 That's the most idiotic thing I've heard in a long time, bloody hell! In my country it's literally just another part of the biology curriculum - when you're done with learning about photosynthesis and the cardiovascular system you move on to talking about erogenous zones and how sperm travels from the testicles lol
My cousin joined a pregnancy pack when she was a junior in high school. She and her friends had the same delusions as the girls in the movie. Fast forward to 11 months later and all she did was complain that her son would not shut up, that he was so needy, the father literally wanted nothing to do with her and that she missed having fun like normal teenagers. Meanwhile I was literally the only one in my family who said that she made the biggest mistake of her life.
You had a point there why would a teen decide to just waste 18 years of their life on a child when they are still a teen!
I hope he was given up for adoption.
A girl that young is not capable of that and that is so...I'm sorry but you're right. This is why they shouldn't have stopped the fake baby thing. Less kids would have kids when they weren't ready.
You know the fake baby's I'm talking about? The ones that cry and need to be changed and fed. Definitely kept people baby free. I'm surprised they don't do this very often anymore.
It's because pregnancy and babies are glorified. No one talks about the work it takes.
@@kalenhuntley3508 Honestly, I don't know how many schools show birthing videos, but that would help too. At no point will a girl walk away wanting that. Even a more accurate description of pregnancy would help. Yes, some people go through it with no or very little problem. But others end up on bed rest with gestational diabetes and shit.
"If your daughter's not home when the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son"
- Karen Allan Poe
Poetic Justice
Tu Mom *son
"Contraceptives suck!"
Apparently none of these women have heard of: unusually excruciating periods, premenstrual dysphoria and iron deficiency anemia.
Yes, and also acne, which might be treated with birth control pills too.
@Usuário Sarcástico You've copy/pasted that same reply from another comment...
Even in the context of sexual intercourse, it's still okay to use contraceptives.
@Usuário Sarcástico Alright, I'll bite. What the fuck is unethical about contraceptives?
Unfortunately, in a lot of religious communities those issues do not matter. Contraception is discouraged.
Y'all, I talked to someone whom I associate with & I mentioned I take birth control for my excruciating cramps & NOT for being sexually active. She then went on to say that I'm committing genocide & that I should eat fruit for a month to ease my cramps.....ummm what? First of all, what am I killing when I'm not even remotely sexually active & 2, what does eating straight up fruit & drinking fruit juices for a month really gunna do for me? It may work for someone but not me & that truly annoyed me because every female body is different but yet she told me to do something that isn't even in my lifestyle of eating fruit all the damn time🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
"That's right mums. If your daughter isn't home by the time the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son."
Honestly the best thing that will ever be associated with this movie in any way.
Sun: *goes down*
Me out of nowhere when I’m out: *gets pregnant*
@@Name-tn1zg Randomness is FUN,
so here, have some recommendations cause we do live
in a Quality-Drought:
-Critical Drinker.
-Krimson Rogue.
-Forrest Valkai.
-Its ok to be smart.
-Genetically Modified Sceptic.
-Cosmic Sceptic.
-Believe it or not.
And the Best for Last (but his videos are long, so well...): Hbomberguy!
Was this comment random? H-ll yeah! Enjoy.
@@slevinchannel7589 I didnt get the notification of this comment until a year later. It was random lol
@@Name-tn1zg !!!!!!
@@slevinchannel7589 are these books?
I read Ripley’s believe it or not all the time
Kids who are born like this are bound to live difficult lives. This movie doesn’t even try to hide the fact that it’s glorifying this crap... Atrocious cinematography/dialogue/acting aside, the point this movie throws across is so stupid
Randomness is FUN,
so here, have some recommendations cause we do live
in a Quality-Drought:
-Critical Drinker.
-Krimson Rogue.
-Forrest Valkai.
-Its ok to be smart.
-Genetically Modified Sceptic.
-Cosmic Sceptic.
And the Best for Last (but his videos are long, so well...): Hbomberguy!
Was this comment random? H-ll yeah! Enjoy.
Who green lights theese movies? WHO? and what do they turn down?
panic moms who buy these and show them to their kids/panic schools who show them to students.
They literately turn DOWN anything good...
Firefly got turned down...
@@butthz8850 too soon
Butt Hz no it didn’t. It came out ahead of its time at the worst era of television, on the worst channel.
First, it cost a lot.
Second, Fox was constantly green lighting and cancelling shows. Season 4, Episode 1 of Family Guy, opening skit.
Fox shuffled the line up around. The good shows were bounced to different time slots to try and get better ratings, but fans lost track of the shows, and they would lose viewers.
If they were to have made it now, with Netflix and Amazon Prime and Hulu, it would probably be awesome... if all the actors hadn’t moved on.
grandparents:
"teenagers sleeping around getting pregnant all the time, disgraceful!"
also grandparents:
* had 3 kids before dropping out of highschool *
Also while we're on the subject, drugs use, school violence, rape, traditional bullying, etc, it's all been going down for the last half century.
@@Don-ds3dy It's almost as if the "good old days" may be a tad overrated..
At least they had the courtesy that all kids had the same parents...
Well, to be devil's advocate, your grandparents needed to have more babies because some would most likely die early. In addition their economy was in a much better state (one man could bring all the bread home, didn't take two incomes to maintain the family/home.) Although love children were definitely frowned upon back than.
First world girls of 2010+ have all the information/warnings at their fingertips so they have far fewer excuses.
To be fair... viable jobs that didn't require much of an education were in ample supply back then. Houses were actually affordable. So as long as they got married & provided the stable family unit for those 3 kids, that was generally enough to get their life together.
Honestly I feel bad for Jessie. He has to deal with his crazy girlfriend who wants to get pregnant
True but he was also irresponsible and should be held accountable as well.
Yeah good thing he ditched that crazy girl
Amilah To be fair he doesn’t have to stay to take care of the baby. Technically neither does she she can do adoption. Yeah he should have been smart and settled for a bj but seeing how she continued to manipulate him thru the movie, she probably would have used the ye old turkey baster
Amilah it's both parties faults
@@tallybarnie5453 i honestly can't feel bad for Sara, baby traping is one of the WORST things you can do to someone, she had it coming.
How come if a girl gets pregnant young or outside marriage shes called a whore and treated like the worst thing in the world yet the guys are treated like nothing and some are treated like victims, it takes two to make a baby dont attack one but not the other
Because sexism is deeply rooted in the idea that women are only good if they're virgins who are traded as property.
Both are at fault for making retarded decisions, at least were a condom! It feels like I’m watching a horror movie
Stats?
Unless the men are r@ped
Well, if it was my son, I'd beat his ass for being irresponsible and tell him to get ready for fatherhood.
"But their school principal and the medias concocted a story of pregnancy pact"
How to avoid criticisms for not being able to give basics biological and sexuality lessons XD
Yeah that's why I'm glad my 8th grade class did do all that
Except that there is a legitimate psychological reason why they would do it. It’s much more than just biology.
@@awesometown1000 yeah but actually knowing about pregnancies and sex would help a lot it's cause it doesn't get talked about that they don't understand the consequences
My first thought when I heard that the principal made it up lol
My thoughts exactly.
“Oh, this totally didn’t happen because we teach abstinence only/contraception is unreliable, it must be because they PLANNED it! Yeah!”
When I was a junior in high school, we had one of those classes that had you take care of a robot baby for a few days. You had to have it in class, take it home, basically keep it with you at all times because it cried/needed food/needed to be changed at random intervals. The longer it went unattended the worse your grade for the assignment was, so you couldn’t just leave it somewhere and fuck off doing something else. It was a miserable nightmare to deal with as a teen and really cemented my desire to never have children. I remember snapping at some point when it woke me up at 3am screeching for food, but wouldn’t go back to sleep no matter what i did, so i put it in the dryer to muffle it and went back to sleep. I also had someone throw it off the roof for me to try to catch but that was just me being irresponsible and spiteful of this robot cretin.
Regardless, i think assignments like that are so goddamn important and every school should invest in horrible robo children. I didn’t go to a well-funded US public school- but we had a handful of babybots and they were given out to a few students every week during whatever life management unit we were going through that required it. Hammering home some of the more simple realities of having a kid, especially as a teenager, is really important. You can tell a teenager having a kid will suck, how tiring it’ll be, how it could ruin your life, but until some people actually experience it, it’s all empty words.
This was a huge rant, but in summary: fuck this movie.
Ok how you treated that is so fucked up it’s hilarious and thankfully for me I never had to do this! I am done with regular schooling and I never did this!
_horrible robo children_
Great comment, I agree with everything you said, but when you said that you put it in the dryer I died.
Babybot sounds adorable
to be fair id put it in the dryer too
i think the biggest problem with this movie is that it paints teen pregnancy to be this “fun adventure” when quite realistically it can ruin your life so incredibly quickly. no teenager is mature enough to care for a baby, especially when they clearly don’t have a solid job that can sustain not just themselves but a baby as well. and while pregnancy is a beautiful and amazing thing, it also has massive downsides that this movie seems to completely overlook. it’s genuinely surprising that this movie was made by a women, because i’d assume a woman would know more about pregnancy.
I really wish that had been the theme of the movie. It would have been way more interesting.
Well it is kinda like swipe older woman stereotyping younger women and trying to hold the moral high ground
Meanwhile for those who want to have babies, so many things can go wrong
I was at my neighbour's house with my parents for dinner a few months ago. She works as a teacher. Let me tell you, she's seen how teen pregnancy and super early parenthood can RUIN girls and women's lives first hand. Honestly the horror stories shes witnessed are good free birth control.
This movie failed to tell kids that pregnancy is the easy part of having a kid .. Because when it's born that's when the real challenges start
No everything about having children from birth to them moving out on their own is absolute hell. I never want to have children ever.
As a kid I can confirm that I am a little shit
A muggle watching muggle things the muggle way 😂😂😂
And that pregnancy itself is also a fucking awful experience.
@@cassualtea2040 basically life threatening!
Oh my god. And I thought Cyber Seduction was bad. What's next, a film about the dangers of cosplaying?
Is the danger of tabletop RPGs/LARPing close enough? Mazes and Monsters comes to mind. It was one of Tom Hanks' first roles.
J.t Grooms maybe. Lifetime will fear monger anime
@@crackerjack0349 A weeb war with Lifetime would be legendary! XD
There is a Mexican drama called La Rosa de Guadalupe that has a chapter dedicated to this
Don't give them any ideas!
*sigh* as a 17 year old female, I will say this. Baby fever is a real thing. Sometimes the idea of having a child is wonderful, sometimes it’s the overly romantic way adults talk about children. However, any rational teenager understands that they can’t take care of themselves, so taking care of another human is out of the question. Some people do so anyway, some are fine, others flop harder than a dropped waffle. Also. Way to blame women for something that is usually out of their control. Some women are tricked. Christ sake
A great solution to baby fever is to just have dolls. My mom bought me two lovely silicone reborn dolls that I can carry or bring to stores or buy clothes for them.
@@shadowfoot2486 I have a small dog now that helps. And I actually don’t like kids anymore lol
@@dreamsofcrows2718 lol. I think as time goes by it's less of a novelty, it's not hip and cool or romanticized anymore, after all this comment is 3yrs old. I too have a small dog and she's definitely easier to care for than any baby I've met.
What the executives should have said when they read the script: *A B O R T*
F E E T U S D E L E T U S.
Yeet the fetus
This is lifetime their audience hates that word
movies are created at conception and must be carried to term because abortion is murder
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