BEN & ARTHUR - A Laughably Bad Gay Marriage Movie
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
- Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!
This time around, I’m taking a look at Ben & Arthur (2002), an LGBT movie made in support of gay marriage, that has become infamous for being one of the worst gay movies ever made.
Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a RUclips channel member.
PATREON - / cynicalreviews
CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - / @cynicalreviews
00:00 - Intro & Preamble
1:27 - What is Ben & Arthur?
2:47 - The worst gay movie of all time?
9:16 - Plot Runthrough / Exploring how bad it is.
21:40 - Conclusion, or Why Ben & Arthur is Worth a Watch
23:32 - Outro & Patreon Credits
Buzzfeed Interview with Sam Mraovich - www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzma...
OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.co
TWITTER - / cynical_cj
TWITCH - / cynicalreviewsofficial
MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.c...
DISCORD - / discord
INSTAGRAM - / cynicalcj
SUBREDDIT - / cynical_reviews
FACEBOOK - / cynicalcj
SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - / @cynicalstreams1154
Thumbnail by RedHunter: / @redhunter
/ redhunterfilms
www.redhunterfilms.com/
LGBT Character Still by @ArtsyGrandpa
Character Stills by @artofjaynine
---Music Credits---
Kevin MacLeod - “Crinoline Dreams”, “Hep Kats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
#BenandArthur #LGBTMovie #Pride #Ad 
Кино
![AFTER - A Painfully Awful and Creepy Harry Styles Fanfic [See Description]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gXt7rcFEg1o/mqdefault.jpg)
![Megan Thee Stallion - Rattle [Official Audio]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qY6qwqVCsww/mqdefault.jpg)
Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!
Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a RUclips channel member.
PATREON - www.patreon.com/CynicalReviews
CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - ruclips.net/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSwjoin
$20 - God Among Men
Bowlr
Craig Huggins
Kobayashi Maru
Munchman
TheCuddlyBot
Tristan Richardson
$10 - Exalted Legend
Boring AF
Burnhard
Chewzilla
Friendly Neighbourhood Bee Necromancer
Guiseppe La Monica
TransmissionRory
$5 - Legend
Chris Alexander
Christian Plitt
Cody Huinker
Deborah
Dirty Dan
Fona AL-mansour
Francisco J. Fritz
IMCPalpatine
JaxSeebs
Jay
Jesse Schoedel
Joseph Richardson
Kade
Konnor Johnson
Michael Evans
Raddels
Shannon Walker
Tactical Bagels
YYEyes
$5- Channel Members
Ana María Hernández
Boring AF
Chris Hughes
Danny Miller
Edd Starr
Filip Malý
KrashandBurn
Lady Phoenix Grey
Laura Hertzman
Michael Gossman
Uncle Nought
Samuel Nielsen
Steven Warner
William Morrison
$2 - Dude
A
Ari Rubin
Ben L.
Carolin Tomczak
Colton
Dorron Hopeman
Ede Durchian
Erika Ehrenreich
Frederik Gohns
Ian T Gray
Jeff Hatfield
Joakim Myhre
John Wheaton
Katharina Gloning
Kitty
Lady Zira
Le0
Little Maecenas
Louie Stanley
Malice Martin
Mattness LP
Meghan Ruth
Michael Barnes
Minh
Muki
Mystique Meredith
Nika kotnik
nitemar
Omar Abdul Jabar
Oscar Medina
Pascale Leonelli
Raven’s Cry
RentEldDoor
Rissa Sly
Robert Fithen
Ryan Gannon
Sally Santoyo
Sholto
The Tea Shop Crafts
V3nik
William Hornstra
Woad Warrior Art
Zoraprincess91
$1 - Supporter
Alastair Oxby
Alex Marshall
Alfred Edwards
Alice
Alicia Windsor
Aloofstrife
Anthony Jon Keller
Alysha L
Amanda Gillies
anonymous person
Autocharth
Averi
Avery Swanson
Ben
Campbell Lightly-West
Carla Hoffman
Charlie Hopper
Charlotte
Chris Barnard
Chris Johnson
Chris Jones
Clarissa Wee
Coco
Cogius
Courtney Schmitt
Călin Breazu
Daemonumcamo
Daisy Robinson
Daniel Metcalfe
Dimi Petk
Dominique L
Echiax
Elf
Emily Towne
Evan Ryan
Eve
Failosaurus71
Fatala B.
Filia Medicii
Garking
Gorbadoekie
Hayden Barker
James Tomlinson
J C Sonicfan
Jerome Williams
Jess
JoYKiLL
Kadath Lopez
Katt
Kimber
Kithawk
Kren98
Lauren Moon
Laurence Richardson
Leigh Reynolds
Leighton Ackles
Lina
Lord_Melonlord
Luke Peden
Maiza
Maruis Z
Martha W
MASTER STEW
Matthew Alvernaz
Max Koski
Melnik Suzuki
Merster
Michael Andrew
Michael Tacon
MJ
Morgain Brindle
Morteamore
Myuu chu
Niche Gaming
Nicholas G.
O.S.
OneToxisPixel
Pallaspunk
Pamela Cardenas
Pan Manis
Philip Emmerson
Pizza’s Hellfest
PrettyBagel
Primaryglitch
Quantum23
RainaRyder
Rebekah Monteith
Red Alert
Rule Finlandia
Rusty Banner
Scaris
SeriesofDays
Sir Attlich
Solseternity
The Cheap Pencil Show
The FoE THree
TheIrishNinja
The Man of the Divide
Tomasz Graczykowski
Tsar_Chidgrat
Unknownthing2477
Vanessa Nilsson
Wayne Bawden
What_Social_Commentary
William Ference
Zahra S
Zevon Price
First furry
Stop xD lol plz don't do a gay furry merch xD oh gosh xD lol
22:07 what Netflix show is the pride parade from, if you don't mind answering?
They Boys nextdoor ☺️☺️
@@andrewdiaz3529 Q force. Why?
RUclips demonetizing LGBT content whilst also plastering pride flags everywhere is the perfect demonstration how disingenuous and cynical this sort of corporate pandering is.
Exactly, corporate wokeism is absolutely two-faced!
@@fisher3317 Most social wokeism is two-faced so that's not a surprise. Corporations taking a bad thing and making it worse is the expected outcome.
And how pathetic it is. We don't NEED pandering... Corporate fake-woke fake-concern is the WORST of insults... it's EXPLOITATION>
@@NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloenot to mention a bunch of the characters they use to pander to us are replacing older characters that already existed. Shows you how much they actually care because they're too lazy to make good, original marginalized characters half of the time. Disney especially. Like come on, are your writers or your board room members that lazy and careless? All they can come up with is: "Hey, remember that old character that we made who was straight and white? Let's make them gay and black." Like it's so obvious they're just doing lazy shit to milk us for money and I'm so tired of it.
@@HaplessOne RIGHT?! I mean I WANT those characters and stories... but like ORIGINAL and GOOD writing to make them... not just "replace X with Y, cuz Y is there now" BS.
We deserve more than half-assed pandering, we deserve REAL effort and consideration.
I say it with all all due respect: I'm gay and into British guys with beards and I still would pay you to promise never to lick a microphone on camera like that again
The whole trend is very strange really 😂 girls just trying to get around porn censors
Strangely, I'd pay him to do so.
@@BronzeDragon133 No kink shame here.
The key word being '... like that ...'.
Thanks for that, I needed that giggle
So, while highlighting injustices faced by homosexuals, the film does so through the eyes of one man who has been cheating on and lying to his wife for 3 years, and another who commits murder and arson? Not that the homophobic characters are any better but... who are we meant to root for? Um... oh dear...
I mean, at best, the ex-wife has a valid reason to be upset...
Yeah 😅 that guy should have told as he soon as he figured out he’s gay🤔
Don't forget the DV.
And they create this strawman out of legitimate religious homophobia by failing to understand how religious homophobia works. Nobody boils plain water on the stove with salt and pepper, calls it “holy water”, and thinks sticking to a door will make men straight. The Catholic Church doesn’t excommunicate people die for being related to gay people. It’s pretty damn easy to find real evidence of how religious homophobes behave, so why did he pull this one out of his ass?
The main Actor looks like Onision , Fabio and Tommy Wiseau had a love triangle and made a kid somehow
Fucking spot on! And very very disturbing. 🤣
That might be the most fucking cursed statement of all time
Yeah....not born. Made.
That's disturbing to think about...
DIO! (Starts approaching you)
“It’s worse than The Room in every way.”
That is a, terrifying, thought.
The Room is amazing because of how bad it is. This movie is just bad.
Reading this gives me shiver. I don't know if I should watch this review.
@@petery6432 I feel like people misunderstand what kinda bad the room is. Obviously you get it. But it still seems to go over peoples head that it isn't a bad movie at all. But it's a masterpiece in and of itself. And then we get dumb comments like op. It's a shame because it deserves the right attention
@@petery6432 The Room is unironically one of my favorite movies
Say what?
Why didn't he just write "I did everything"? Would have saved him a lot of credits time 😁
You are right 😆🤣🤣!!
Neil Breen: "Isn't that betraying the public trust? Isn't that immoral?"
It reminds me of an old Monty Python special hosted by Steve Martin where the opening credits were something like "Steve Martin presents A Steve Martin Production of A Steve Martin Film. Steve Martin is Steve Martin as Steve Martin in Steve Martin's Parrot Sketch Not Included: 20 Years of Monty Python."
Whether it's done seriously or as a joke, it's still kind of funny...
😂🤣😂
At least there is no lighting - none
As a bi guy I think we should officially rebrand ourselves as the alphabet soup group
there’s only 4 letters though
LGBTQIA isn’t four letters though
@@Milky_Mercy no, it’s LGBT
As a bi girl I second this
i personally believe we should be the Letter League
My main problem with many gay themed movies is that the death/suicide ending is used 80% of the time and I fucking hate it. They label the movie "romantic" and someone dies. All. The. Time. Even after a happy reunion, boom, suicide. I don't want to get depressed from a movie, which is why I also hated la la land and a star is born, I just want a happy ending man. Something like latter days, that was a great movie
people like to capitalize of the suffering of lgbtq+ people
also lalaland made me cry but i loved it
This reminds me of old gay "books." They were allowed to be published non-mainstreamly as long as it had a extremely sad ending. It could be as openly gay or sexual as they wanted as long as the ending was sad as shit.
It's funny that even though this rule hasn't been a thing for a multitude of years it is still a rule of thumb for most companies.
@@sympathiclilac2391 they could be gay af too and not have a bad ending if one person of the couple was considered toxic or a predator
@@miigi-p4939 Yeah, as long as the relationship could not have any reason to be positive in the end it could be published.
More recent stuff have a lot less of it. Thankfully
I'm gay, and between this thing and Q-Force I think I'm now homophobic as well.
q force turned me homophobic 😔
someone responded to q-force trailer with, "just call me a slur like a normal person" and i still think it's hysterical. (and appropriate.)
tbh terrible representation of lgbtq+ people makes me so homophobic as a panromantic demisexual nonbinary person
Honestly I'd be willing to give it a watch if nothing more than to laugh at it
@@iwakeupandboomimarat good
Corporations rainbow-washing for one month every year = PROFIT. Genuine LGBTQ+ creators making videos about their experiences = DEMONETISED. Sigh.
It's literally just insulting exploitation.
Who doesn’t like gays lol
Unnecessary = BOTH
Quitting by walking out and maniacally laughing was definitely a fantasy of mine while working retail
me: you all deserved this.......
entitled customer: you blew up my car.......
me: yeah i did do that :)
best scene in the film
To be fair that was the only scene in which the character was relatable. He still looked like a serial killer tho
Tbh, I would rather be called a slur than watch this movie
same, just call me a cock sucker and go on with your day lmao
@@benjirivoh ok :)
*Deep Inhale.*
You slur!
@@benjirivoh
Pole Smoker!
Happy to oblige.
"what is this, a Chuck Tingle novel?"
I genuinely thought that's what that preview post was alluding to until I saw the BotW video pop up in my feed and remind me that it's actually the cover of the movie.
Hi Deadwing
Didn't expect you here tbh
PAPA CLAAAAWWWWWW
Hey Deadwing. Can I message you? I wanna recommend some things that you could do a video of.
Claw Bear is here! :D
The set design for the Catholic church is incredible. The cardboard crosses, the Jesus painting, the stained glass window which is clearly just taped to the wall...
Wha- but... y'mean Catholic priests DON'T have posters of their favourite stained-glass windows all over their walls? That's not a thing? Damn, that's ANOTHER thing this movie got factually incorrect! 😉
“It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.”
Its a green for go if you say no homo.
Cue the song by The Lonely Island.
For real, though. For real.
We celebrate Gay Tuesdays in this house.
Not a homosexual just a homiesexual
Yes I stole that joke
let's get brojobs
How could you have committed suicide? How could you have done this? I can't believe you committed suicide.
I can only imagine what people unfamiliar with Neil Breen movies think reading this
@@nastassjahall9358 Not a fan of him, and I'm definitely confused, that's for sure.
@@GoinGreninja it's no better with context
@@nastassjahall9358 Thanks for the heads-up.
Seriously though, this acting is right out of a Neil green movie
Ah yes everyone knows you can’t get your gay license unless you have a pink fluffy dressing gown
Ah, so that's why I'm still straight. Thanks for the tip
Don't forget the vibrant eye's burning rainbow!
Remember about dressing like women! Because for some reason you need to be a crossdresser to be gay
@@baldeaglesarentbald1921 and remember, all gays do drag, it's just the Law™
Awsshit I'm a fraud!
That’s a god tier pfp
The stripper audition scene is the best thing I have seen in years. I can't stop laughing about it.
*lists off all the roles Sam played for this movie*
So, literally a group project made by one person at the last minute?
I don't think karma is part of Catholic beliefs...
It's not
You're indeed correct
I think it’s a Hindu thing
He said "carnal", not karma.
Maybe IT SHOULD
Holy crap it really IS like birdemic.
Almost expected Ben and Arthur to fight clip art priests with hangers.
It looks like they tried to be an ally making this film but still ended up making the same old stereotypes all over again.
The wife suddenly finding out he is gay.
The gay stripper/dancer.
The religious angle.
etc.
It looks like they just went down the checklist.
The main one is the non-satisfying ending. Because we all know the lgbtqs can't be happy at the end of anything
The creator of the film is actually gay though
@@everylaurenislemons That doesn't mean they can't create something that is just a massive old stereotype
@@sympathiclilac2391 tru
Gay movie cliches?
When she yelled "I'll be gay too and then we can both get married again, okay?", that made my evening, because it's totally how gay works for either sex compared to each other
Everything about this is outrageous and I'm still stuck on the fact that Ben never told his wife he wanted a divorce and cheated on her for three years and he's supposed to be the one we sympathize with in that conflict.
”There’s just something about a movie failing to convey its intended message through its own incompetence.” I get the feeling that you might enjoy The Life of David Gale
I had to watch that movie for school and I still don't think it was strictly educational material.
That movie got infuriating with age personally
Can you explain why? Without spoilers if possible
Imdb seems very unhelpful in this case
@@iamhere6893 if I can help a bit, let's just say that there are a lot of gross tangents that are unrelated to the main cause/message.
When they show the straight-missionary pose in a gay sex scene I wonder if they're just making it just extra vanilla for the straights or implying that they're doing hardcore frottage
Hardcore frottage omg
I uhhhh... Don't know what frottage is... Please explain in graphic detail.
@@JudgeNicodemus rubbing roosters
@@JudgeNicodemus Frontal Reciprocated Reach-Around
@@JudgeNicodemus When you rub the sticks it makes a fire but the fire is white
You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if the low budget was also due to how he correctly thought that major studios wouldn’t pick it up.
I mean....would you pick it up
@@michaelortiz1561 I would pick it up....but then, it's my job to pick up other people's trash and throw it away.
@@tylerh2548 You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
this looked like a video of a bunch of highschoolers just fucking around and I'm honestly here for it
@@jamiegreenberg8476SAME
The fact the boyfriend gets shot two times in a row under the exact same circumstances is one of the most hilarious examples of unintentional comedy I have ever seen.
I'm getting triggered by the lack of trigger discipline
Seriously
Yea and the berreta m9 at 7:14 isnt even cocked
(Ik its double action but you would cock ur gun if you were approaching sombody)
The Ben character kinda looks a bit like the "average enjoyer" meme dude, lol
Also, that Jesus painting must've been done by the same guy behind Empress Theresa I guess.
Norman Boutin is at it again.
We stan the Acrylic Jesus 😤🙏
The attorney isn’t actually an attorney, she is an assistant.
Ace-istant Attorney
assassinstant
@@pickchickens5286 AsSUStant
@@charmandyorton006 nice
Nah, just another intern, like the private investigator 😂
The fact that a a priest hired a Hitman.
That sounds like straight from JJBA
destroyed by facts and logic
The priest was Father Vittorio
@@etrs No the priest is rerico pucchi
@@blackmanta3243 Who?
"I'm a homosexual."
Truly the line of all time.
As bad as this film is...You can't deny one thing: Nice dance moves, Cynical
“It’s not gay if it’s a three way”
As a gay bloke I’ve never heard this line but will start using it immediately
You should totally check lonley island's 3-way music video. The chorus starts around 1:50.
...this sounds like it's out of a bi curious yaoi doujin
“I can’t imagine Missionary is especially practical”… 100% proof you’re straight
Does the bottom put his legs up around his ears?
Yeah i was confused why he didn't think missionary is possible between 2 men. But then yeah his str8.
@@BARALover96 I mean he does say not practical, not impossible
@@grodcoyote6635 still wrong tho
@@BARALover96 depends.
Is the Kissing Booth 3 haunting you in your dreams CJ???? You have my support mate!!!!! You'll get through it, don't worry!
Movie culture can consider itself saved 🙌
wooooooooh
There's a 3RD Film?!
3?
*dear god*
@@acidberry3630 Yes Sad to confirm
Jesus as drawn by Norman Boutin
I hate how accurate that is...
Omgggg yes I knew it looked familiar 😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm homosexual." I don't think that's what a person would say.
As a lesbian, trust me, its not.
I can't believe you didn't even mention the plywood and cardboard church set
When you give so little of a fuck that you dont even cut out a cross straight.
One sneeze and the whole thing will end up in never land.
Good god, my parents refused to go to my wedding, but at least they didn't try to kill me or stop my wedding. These two have more drama than a lifetime tv show.
The “priest” is solidly non-Catholic. So is the church building or set or whatever. Holy water is just blessed water with a little blessed salt, though a priest has to do the blessings. Oh, well. It’s unintentionally funny.
This movie is like, the views of a man who's very scared of gays and catholics... Everything sounds like a parody
Kind of like how people think kosher foods have been blessed by a rabbi, when the reality is those foods are prepared per Jewish law under the supervision of a rabbi.
For me it's the naked baptism in a bathtub by a murderer and the acrylic paint Jesus icon
@@punishedluke3406 he sounds like a centrist who's terrified of all sides 💀
@@errortryagainlater4240 man just wants to grill... the priest alive
This movie is horrible and you obviously don’t get excommunicated from the Catholic Church for having a gay brother (or even being gay yourself), but the Pope’s words of support for gay marriage have already been revoked. The Church does not support LGBT rights and still considers homosexuality (or „homosexual deeds”, but it’s not really realistic to expect anyone to spend the rest of their lives in celibate) a sin. It depends on the place, but here in my country the priests call gay people degenerates and compare them to the coronavirus.
That’s awful. One of the main reasons I don’t like religion is because of all the homophobia that gets thrown around by particularly religious folks. I’m not too deeply religious, but I’d believe that God/Jesus would want people to come as they go, regardless of who they love and that kind of stuff.
@@dragonslayersworkshop8598 yeah. That’s what he wanted. That’s what Jesus preached.
The problem here, is that everyone apparently forgot the time Jesus said “love your neighbor as you would love yourself, no matter if they’ve sinned or not”. It’s like traditional churches and Christians just abuse the bible so people can listen to them, when that is the thing Jesus didn’t want. Also, I don’t even believe homosexuality as a sin. Jesus nor God said that it was a sin, all they said was be nice to people, be charitable, and pray to big J in the sky. Really, it’s just the christian beliefs being twisted so then older folks can use it to defend their wrong opinions. I will support love, much like Jesus did when he was alive
@@dragonslayersworkshop8598 Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you. 32 For John came to you to show you the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the prostitutes did. And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him." Matthew 21:31-32. It's says prostitutes and tax collectors, but it could have been any type of sinner. If they can do it, so can homosexual people tbh
Religion is a wonderful thing... until you have humans putting themselves in charge of 'running' it all. They're the ones that eff it all up, 99% of the time.
@@Maerahn the ones who messed it up the most is that gossip fools or Puritans who are just in it for attention and shun others. Really disrespected followers who do care for others
Haha, my friend is in this movie. She is the girl with the curly hair that was pointing the gun (the wife)....she also knows it's a bad movie.
I wouldn't touch NordVPN with a ten-foot pole after they got hacked and only admitted it after being forced to by someone publishing their private key on Twitter.
WOW uh... good to friggin know, thanks.
Well poop, and here I was thinking that NordVPN was the only common sponsor worth considering
Wow...end of an era I guess?
I'm pretty sure NordVPN was hacked 2 years ago
@@TheAlexSchmidt yeah, i think so too
But they keep paying for sponsors and ads i guess?
I’m apart of the LGBTQ myself, and finding good non-stereotypical LGBTQ+ representation in movies is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Its important to call out bad movies, even if they have good messages. Im gay, and I cant stand people hiding behind my sexuality to avoid criticism.
How many times did Sam have to stop the two actors who have experience in 'other' films from progressing their scenes in this film in a way they're used to from those other films?
Sorry about the word salad in my comment. Glad most of you got what I was trying to say. lul
*This is a friendly reminder that you're not done with Kissing booth.*
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
also we aren’t done with after
Quick question: Is everyone in this film a sociopath?? 🤔🤔
Yes.
Yeah pretty much
Very much so.
okay everyone don’t panic, 🌴Tropical Vermont🌴™️ isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
tropical vermont IS real and it is slowly approaching your location
@@iwakeupandboomimarat oh god OH FU-
Yelling down an empty hallway: "Damn it Arthur! I need to know I can count on you!"
Neighbor down the hall: "How many times do I have to tell you to SHUT UP! I just put the kid down for a nap!"
@@dashcamandy2242 Now if only we can figure out why he needs to count on the neighbor's kid.
It feels to me like this was something the creators wanted to get out there, and with noone to Fund the gays in the year of our lord 2002 they just had to make it themselves. Propably none of them were trained filmmaking/writing professionals, and even if they were propably only in one of the fields and that's it(lighting guy had to act and all that), so it that's why it's as bad as it is.
The film-making talent on display was maximum effort. Let that sink in.
Gay here, I coulda made a better movie with $4.95 and a half-eaten reuben sandwich.
@@michaelboyd395 maybe. In 2021. With some ammount of help.
@@byrontheusurper6505 That's a terrible excuse, some gay guys wanted to make a movie and failed cause they're bad at it. Done and done.
@@maylabrown4584 who the fuck is excusing this movie? I literally said they're shit at it in more friendly terms. I was just offering my reasoning as to how this movie came to fruition.
"Trust me, the cat was infinitely more interesting than the conversation."
How I feel about most cats versus most conversations.
This looks like something Doug Walker would make.
I was thinking that the whole vid.
He should recreate this movie with linkara as the gay stereotype
@@roboturtle1429 1. Linkara is a thousand times more talented than Doug has ever been and 2. They do not work together and have not for nearly 2 years now.
@@the-NightStar ok than have doug as the gay stereotype and have malcolm as the main character
Wouldn't say a thousand times more talented.
i relate to viktor more than the protags and im literally a lesbian
"-with alcohol and lube"
Just make sure you don't confuse to the two
I mean gay men *can* do missionary you just need like, a pillow for elevation
watching this made me remember my drama class in high school
im glad we all agree on henry cavill lmao
If you can't admit to being gay for at least one person, it means you're a repressed, self-loathing closet case.
@Ryan Gannon but his face IS terribly handsome, so there's that
“I don’t make sense? YOU don’t make sense! I make sense! That’s what makes sense!” ~ Lady with a Gun
I feel like we're picking at low hanging fruit here. There's no way this had a budget over $1,000 and therefore should be left to suck in peace.
I saw the Redletter media review of this and I still chuckle to myself when I think of that. Good one to choose CJ because people don’t seem to know it so much.
In some shots, Sam Mraovich looks like Ben Shapiro balding.
To me he kinda looks like jared fogol at some angles
It was cool of Milo Yiannopoulous to take a break from his busy schedule of being "ex-gay" to time travel back to the early 2000s and essentially play himself, er, I mean Victor.
Yeah, I'd pay for that.
I'd pay more for unlimited dancing CJ footage though. 🖤
@Ryan Gannon His eyes make me wanna hug him.
The laughing and walking out at a customer in hospitality was relatable on a level I wasn't ready for
This movie literally looks like a really old RUclips video and I can't get over it xD
Not gonna lie, that scene of him laughing as he quits his dhitty job with the Karen complaining about sugar? Effing priceless. I had to pause to video to give myself time to laugh!
the "accept jesus as you lord and savor. jesus." line is this movie's "you're tearing me a part lisa" and no one can convince me otherwise
I’ll pay you NOT to start an onlyfans
Onlyfans. But people pay him not to post.
@@rhodrage I said onlyfans?
@Ryan Gannon I was kidding because of the microphone lick at the end LOL my standards are very low
@@melaaajasummers9117 Yes. I was adding to your comment, not correcting.
@@melaaajasummers9117 yes they knew that
You know you've accomplished something great when your movie makes The Room look like a high quality production.
8:18 "What is this, a Chuck Tingle novel?"
Hey, don't you go insulting Chuck Tingle that way. The man is actually a competent writer and actually does a decent job of absurdist parody.
Seriously, check out Strange Aeon's review of his trans Harry Potter book. Its surprisingly good.
"There's nothing wrong with this movie in principle...." [suggestive silence] "BUT"
Fucking great hahaha
17:18 "Ian, what are you doing?"
"I'm making Holy Water!"
"How is it making Holy Water?"
"I'm boiling the Hell out of it!" 😁😏
Real gold
@@leiajiang7877 one of my favorites!
* insert Seinfeld theme *
@sarahouillette1357 You know that reference? Glad I'm not the only one who wanted to make that joke. 😁😄😃
Cynical Reviews: "I'm not a furry"
Also Cynical Reviews: 0:05
It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
This feels like a live action version of Dingo Pictures.
*YEE*
this is comparable to Tommy's attempt at a sitcom
Therapist: "Homosexuloid Cynical doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
Homosexuloid Cynical: 0:05
MAPS are NOT part of the LGBTQIA community
Well you guys better work harder to keep them away otherwise if they're in your community then it's the end.
15:12
I....i'm sorry? Did the main super religious villain of the movie who's main drive is saving his gay brothers soul shoot and kill somone without a second thought? Who does he think he is, the cristain church during the medieval ages?
Ah that was the lawyer, point still stands
The OnlyFans mic-licking might be a joke, but that's always an option. Go full on furry smut and cash in. The only thing to decide would be to either shell out money for a proper fursuit or commission animations to do voice-over work for.
Didnt OnlyFan´s just announce they want to get rid of the smex?
Dead platform walking,if you ask me.
@raped Slime
That's so stupid. This is how Tumblr is dying. People wanted them to get rid of cp and sex bots - not get rid of any sexuality period
Movie: He wants to kill his brother to free him from the demons that are making him gay.
CR: That's not how Christianity works
Me in the bible belt of the US where we have some denominations with real fun beliefs: ....ummmm....you know what, never mind, one of us should still sleep well
…Not the premiere music…not the premiere…not the premiere music…
It's weird to say, but Victor is the best actor. At least he believes in his lines enough to make them interesting.
I feel like this is a middle school film project, but that would be an insult to middle schoolers.
The plays I acted in when I was a middle schooler were definitely better than this movie.
me: my brother is gay!
the priest: here is the number of a hitman, you now what to do!
You should review Gaurdians, it's this crazy superhero movie from Russia.
Minigun wielding bear man.
From Russia and Armenia. Starring a supersonic Kazakh.
Mike & Jay would label this movie a "Black Tank-Top production".
And Mike would also make a Star Trek reference.
"Visually, it looks terrible." Now that's controversial
In my experience, going from the base to the tip is usually best. Doing the opposite tends to get...weird.
Not if it's upside down
Intention vs execution is quite the conundrum.
For all aspiring future writers/filmmakers please take this one piece of advice... Before it is anything (diverse/lgbtq friendly/positive message etc.) your film needs to be enjoyable... This doesn't mean your it needs to be good it just means that whoever watches it shouldn't be walking away believing they wasted their time.
13:53 "So they fly back to Califonia, by FedEx apparently..."
Did somebody deliver *gays* ?
I was coughing as I was watching this video and I wasn’t sure if it was because of the spicy chili I was eating or the poor quality of the movie.
Ben and Arthur gave you teh Covids
@@suzbone Maybe it did!🤣
This movie is worse than badly written gay fanfiction
The line about how terrible the American healthcare system is made me laugh from how true it is.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I thought that the guy on the thumbnail was like a crappy photoshop of the face of one of the other Baldwin brothers in his younger days placed on some generic male model.
I'd actually be very interested in how it would have ended up with at least some production value.
Im going to say basically The Room but gay
It would have been like The Room