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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
  • TALL GIRL (2019), the latest teen romcom from Netflix, is, in my opinion, the worst one they’ve released so far. It reminded me of Sierra Burgess is a loser, but somehow worse. Boring, confused, pointless, and morally contradictory, it deserves everything I’m about to inflict on it for twenty minutes, and more.
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  • @CynicalReviews
    @CynicalReviews  5 лет назад +5974

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    • @ScottTrogam
      @ScottTrogam 5 лет назад +32

      Saw your video pop up as an alert, instantly started playing it. Looking forward to this!

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 лет назад +50

      being a short guy im kind of glad for milk boy- but this shit just doest happen irl lol

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 5 лет назад +79

      *"You're only 6 feet tall?"*
      -every tall girl I've met
      :(

    • @hblaub
      @hblaub 5 лет назад +28

      F*** ContentId, it should allow reviews under terms of fair use and not block our moving pictures.

    • @bighelio1093
      @bighelio1093 5 лет назад +11

      What no Hodor jokes I'm disappointed in you doggo

  • @alexia.cl8511
    @alexia.cl8511 4 года назад +3330

    The only reason why she was bullied was because she dressed like the freaking janitor.

    • @xczulv2192
      @xczulv2192 3 года назад +83

      i thought i was the only one who noticed

    • @arnabchatterjee6501
      @arnabchatterjee6501 3 года назад +65

      I mean I don't mind her clothes in the least bit but she has nothing going for her except her height.

    • @Sauron_the_god-king
      @Sauron_the_god-king 3 года назад +41

      To me, she looks more like a taller, female version of Michael Myers

    • @justaperson5841
      @justaperson5841 3 года назад +9

      Man I forget this comment existed, when I went to give alike I accidentally deleted my like.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 года назад +16

      Idk man her complain how tall she is while she is white pretty rich and privileged is the thing for me

  • @mrmagunga2788
    @mrmagunga2788 4 года назад +9908

    The fact that this was filmed where I live and I did nothing to stop it saddens me. I’m sorry I let everybody down

    • @StefunnyStrange
      @StefunnyStrange 4 года назад +673

      NOT forgiven.

    • @ballsymcfee9882
      @ballsymcfee9882 4 года назад +466

      I’m 2 hours from N.O.... I feel partially responsible too.

    • @thekatalexander
      @thekatalexander 4 года назад +151

      God DAMNIT Red!

    • @daddysenpai408
      @daddysenpai408 4 года назад +209

      @@ballsymcfee9882 same, I am an embodiment of dishonor

    • @Cooe.
      @Cooe. 4 года назад +52

      You guys gave the world Tréme, so it's all good. Your film & TV cred survives.

  • @mnflwrs_
    @mnflwrs_ 4 года назад +13428

    she hates that people are judging her height but she refuses to date someone coz they were too small???

    • @louttloutte
      @louttloutte 4 года назад +760

      Ah ! Irony....

    • @piper8994
      @piper8994 4 года назад +1076

      not to mention she deosn't do anything to draw attention to other aspects of herself so they don't only see she's tall

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 года назад +92

      Exactly.

    • @RaleighBecketGipsyPilot
      @RaleighBecketGipsyPilot 4 года назад +77

      She ended up realizing her mistake in the end and got with him.

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 4 года назад +241

      i guess it’s an extension of her insecurity. She doesn’t wanna be reminded of how tall she is.

  • @Currentlyprocrastinating37
    @Currentlyprocrastinating37 3 года назад +2607

    The part where the mean girl teased her for being tall in elementary makes no sense. Everyone knows that being tall in grade school meant that you were respected, after all, you looked *older*.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Год назад +221

      Also you could get toys out of reach, and if you were athletic, you gave other kids the edge.

    • @NIGHTGUYRYAN
      @NIGHTGUYRYAN Год назад +169

      there was one girl i knew who was constantly asked if she was the teacher. she was new to our school and she was hilarious. there was no bullying, half the kids thought she could hand out detention slips. height commands authority.

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 Год назад +93

      Not only that, but if the tall person decided they had enough of your bs, they could EASILY deck you.

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr Год назад +44

      ​@@choryllis6646exactly, the taller kids in my schools growing up were ALWAYS bullies...so a film where a tall person is targeted for their size makes no sense to me 😂

    • @rebellarose6434
      @rebellarose6434 Год назад +6

      Fr shouldn’t they be looking up to her 🤨

  • @ikarigozen
    @ikarigozen 5 лет назад +8336

    Rich, blonde, blue eyes, tall, thin, healthy
    *my life is so hard*

    • @nawachandra2531
      @nawachandra2531 5 лет назад +22

      😂😂😂

    • @DeusExMau5
      @DeusExMau5 5 лет назад +251

      Because... she is a wahmen

    • @cubeincubes
      @cubeincubes 5 лет назад +27

      That’s TINDER

    • @amateurartist4813
      @amateurartist4813 5 лет назад +249

      Me thinking: just be come a model maybe even supermodel

    • @Simplysummers
      @Simplysummers 5 лет назад +67

      Amateur Artist I’m pretty sure the actor IS a model too 😂

  • @tiaamdunord7817
    @tiaamdunord7817 5 лет назад +15941

    What’s her defining character trait?
    *Producers: “she’s tall”*

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  5 лет назад +1823

      Netflix: 'SAY NO MORE!'

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 5 лет назад +388

      Me: Oh like on that TLC channel show where the girls are like 7 feet tall and above?
      Producers: uhhh... 6'1"
      Me: ...
      Prods: ...

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 5 лет назад +61

      Hey it's just like one of my Japanese animes! - Otacon 2019

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +115

      That sums up the entire movie, in that Jodi has no defining characteristics outside of her height, yet she somehow has four guys crushing after her over the course of the movie?!😮

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 5 лет назад +21

      "Conceited" - way to sell us on the protagonist by making them no one has it worse than them because of above average height.

  • @111SweetP
    @111SweetP 3 года назад +11628

    She says “Beat that” like there is nothing in this world worse than being tall. Not poverty, not losing limbs, not losing a parent or a child, to her, being tall is the worst. Give me a break.

    • @donna5102
      @donna5102 3 года назад +684

      ikr like i had cancer, thanks for invalidating me

    • @syanidal2890
      @syanidal2890 3 года назад +677

      @Rania Assal Del Valle yeah but do you wear size 13 nikes...MENS Size 13 nikes?

    • @syanidal2890
      @syanidal2890 3 года назад +269

      @Rania Assal Del Valle I know, riiiiiight? It's such a horrible thing to hear that this girl has to wear such big shoes.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 3 года назад +204

      Im 6ft and basically only ever get positive compliments lol...

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 3 года назад +78

      Mens 10s 😅 "omg the life of misery I lead".

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +1161

    "You think your life is hard?"
    90% of IRL Teenagers: *Yes*

    • @tsurugikinjojoinmycult2100
      @tsurugikinjojoinmycult2100 2 года назад +40

      They're life is harder than have huge shoes

    • @NintendoMeister2260
      @NintendoMeister2260 Год назад +32

      Yeah, I was constantly bullied, had to move from my home, and barely squeaked by when it came to work. But hey at least I didn't wear size 13 nikies. For the sake of milk, teenage me is taller than this woman.

    • @bluedye4068
      @bluedye4068 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@NintendoMeister2260MEN'S size 13 Nikes. Beat that.

  • @vivil2533
    @vivil2533 4 года назад +9104

    "I don't wanna date a guy shorter than me" says the girl who feels like she's discriminated against due to her height

    • @april5507
      @april5507 4 года назад +296

      If shes into taller guys thats perfectly fine! As long as she isnt bullying someone its her business

    • @joey727
      @joey727 4 года назад +131

      clover diamandis did you not understand the movie dumbass?

    • @midnight-hq4zg
      @midnight-hq4zg 4 года назад +435

      @@april5507 oh wow. funny how the movie is about "body positivity".

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 4 года назад +256

      @@april5507 And if guys aren't into her for the same reason that people don't sit in the very front row of the movie theater, that's fine too.

    • @Effectivebasketball
      @Effectivebasketball 4 года назад +16

      A short guy talking?

  • @username_unavailable7592
    @username_unavailable7592 4 года назад +11790

    Literally, this girl doesn't talk to anyone, doesn't participate in anything, displays no talents and no real personality, and then is surprised when the only things people know about her is that she's tall.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +1127

      She acts like her height is a personality trait so it's not surprising.

    • @Demiurge13
      @Demiurge13 4 года назад +334

      She could do well on the girls' basketball team, but nope that would mean actually making something good come about from her situation. We can't have that, must continue to play the victim.

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 4 года назад +127

      Demiurge13 yeah, I’m 6’5”, a male yes, but I got onto my school’s varsity Ice Hockey team. I was the biggest guy on the team, but that just meant I took up more of the net. Sure she’s in New Orleans, not Wisconsin, but, there’s still soccer, or like you said, basketball. I’m a total nerd, but I realized I wasn’t bad as a goalie and I enjoyed being a last line of defense, with a .923 save percent and 2.78 Goals Against, and my sheer size made up for my problems with technique. This is totally her fault, I don’t think any coach would push away her potential capabilities due to physical size, but no, she can’t play the victim here.

    • @Aagggyy
      @Aagggyy 4 года назад +16

      A-Cell Wouldn’t your size be an advantage for goalie? We’re you tall and skinny or just a really big guy?

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 4 года назад +19

      in some way this could be understood as a "Woe is me" satire movie

  • @everfluctuating
    @everfluctuating 5 лет назад +11997

    her real problem isnt her height, its her victim complex

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 5 лет назад +670

      Her second real problem is the incel that has weaseled her into a relationship with him

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 5 лет назад +459

      @@everfluctuating As entertaining as making fun of him is, I found him being the happy ending of the movie to be genuinely terrifying. The fact that there's still movies out there that promote behavior like that is disgusting!

    • @everfluctuating
      @everfluctuating 5 лет назад +301

      @@saltmomtmissad8384 honestly i thought we left that kind of male protagonist/love interest in the 80s. but apparently this movie was too lazy to even look at this decade for tropes

    • @MetalAddict247
      @MetalAddict247 5 лет назад +22

      Hahaha I love that dog dem good profile pic choice

    • @everfluctuating
      @everfluctuating 5 лет назад +12

      @@MetalAddict247 thanks lol

  • @Kyra-qn3nh
    @Kyra-qn3nh 3 года назад +3985

    As a tall girl myself, I can say for a fact that I was never made fun of for my height. Ever. Nah. Instead, I was made fun of for my autism, my dead mother, and for being ugly.
    *But hey at least I don't wear men's size 13 Nike's! :D*

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 года назад +185

      @@gdplayer8768 Because people notice it's a weakness and it hurts you.
      Insecure people love to hurt others and pull them down.

    • @mrjojo4425
      @mrjojo4425 2 года назад +117

      I home You are somewhere better because nobody deserve this 🙏🏽

    • @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0
      @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0 2 года назад +103

      damn and you didn't just step on the people that made fun of you? Self victimization 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 2 года назад +12

      BRUTAL

    • @tigertempertantrum6573
      @tigertempertantrum6573 2 года назад +17

      Girl same. :')

  • @thedarkphoenix9709
    @thedarkphoenix9709 4 года назад +8835

    "You think your life is hard?"
    Children dying in 3rd world countries "Yeah a a bit."

    • @LlamamePapi
      @LlamamePapi 4 года назад +142

      Never laughed this hard in awhile😂

    • @ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322
      @ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322 4 года назад +447

      BuT tHeY aRe'Nt FrEaKiShLy tAlL aNd dOn'T wEaR mEn'S nIkEs

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 4 года назад +81

      I Dunno man
      I mean
      Being tall is pretty bad

    • @woodanemone9758
      @woodanemone9758 4 года назад +68

      Yupp, or a little closer to home, the 400 k minors in the American foster care system.

    • @eileenzm0911
      @eileenzm0911 4 года назад +37

      Pineapple in a IS-2 ikr being short:
      You can’t shop for women’s clothes bc everything ends up too long.
      You have to shop at the kids section which is only ever rainbows
      You can’t reach anything
      People treat you like a child
      Nobody believes you when u say your an adult
      People make fun of your shortness.
      You miss out on many sports opportunities or modelling, etc. (Basketball and stuff)
      Since your smaller,your alcohol tolerance is shit, your stamina is shit and everything for you is shit.
      But no, I agree shoes have a gender and having the benefit of height is such a struggle. I could never think of comparing my life of problems with jody’s shopping issues. I’m so sorry.

  • @sirpugsalot6113
    @sirpugsalot6113 4 года назад +9260

    Tall girl: it’s so hard being tall no one can understand
    Milk boy : I think your attractive and I want to go out with you
    Tall girl: yuck no you’re to small

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 4 года назад +765

      and the series made the only short guy real creepy. and the only tall guy handsome and to be desired and mentally not creepy. which is ironic considering the serie´s "supposed" body positive message. it would be like there would be a thing about domestic violence, but in the show there would be a scene where the woman hits the man, and the show would excuse it, or even encourage it.
      theres a lot of faux feminist media which depicts following patriarchal norms as fine, if its the woman doing it, even encouraging it as "you go girl" mentality. that the only way for women to empower themselves is turning into a that thing they hated in the first place. hate violence? do violence. hate discrimination? do discrimination. that would make the general populace confused about what is feminism and do it erroneously, therefore losing legitimacy, maybe on purpose? /conspiracy theory

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +510

      It's so weird that the only person actually ruling out dating someone based on height in the whole movie, is the protagonist.

    • @jdawg9722
      @jdawg9722 4 года назад +8

      Sir Pugsalot too*

    • @thecolorjune
      @thecolorjune 4 года назад +125

      Yeah this movie is grossly hypocritical

    • @gfcmoto4843
      @gfcmoto4843 4 года назад +2

      Oof

  • @fcold9402
    @fcold9402 5 лет назад +3844

    She is every high school girls basketball coaches dream.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 5 лет назад +66

      I bet

    • @Twitch_Bear
      @Twitch_Bear 5 лет назад +6

      too bat they only got WNBA

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 5 лет назад +5

      Phrasing!

    • @Twitch_Bear
      @Twitch_Bear 5 лет назад +1

      @Some annoying person ba-dum tsh!

    • @thequeen4140
      @thequeen4140 5 лет назад +18

      FCOL D she’s the short girl in a basketball team

  • @dimagg0t
    @dimagg0t Год назад +581

    I was bullied for my race and dealt with daily racist comments on my ethnicity and culture. It was up to the point I would always cover myself up, head to toe, just to hide my ethnic features and skin colour. I was so insecure with my cultural heritage.
    **But hey! At least I don't wear mens size 13 Nikes!!!**

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Год назад +4

      Where did you go to school?

    • @NintendoMeister2260
      @NintendoMeister2260 Год назад +7

      When I was 14 I was taller than this woman. I was proud of it in spite of getting mocked from jealous kids. Even though the ninth graders were taller but they were too wimpy to mess with them.

    • @felipemontero1087
      @felipemontero1087 Год назад

      JAJAAJAJAJ YOU ARE BLACK

    • @KittyKat-ky5us
      @KittyKat-ky5us 11 месяцев назад +1

    • @Wolfiefoox
      @Wolfiefoox 9 месяцев назад

      That should understand like a horrid experience to live through
      Do people treat you better now?

  • @katmango954
    @katmango954 4 года назад +12793

    The prom suit is absolutely hideous, being tall doesn’t mean you have to dress like a judge from the 18th century

    • @horseeatsdogfood5721
      @horseeatsdogfood5721 4 года назад +1427

      She looks like a Janitor throughout most the film

    • @linosundae
      @linosundae 4 года назад +1188

      she could've worn a nice dress but it had to be that monstrosity of a dress suit

    • @marss333
      @marss333 4 года назад +513

      FINALLYYYYY. It really wasn’t the look

    • @sofiaa7319
      @sofiaa7319 4 года назад +44

      It suit her , I like

    • @lucassteffensen752
      @lucassteffensen752 4 года назад +85

      I love how right you are

  • @hannahrichter7674
    @hannahrichter7674 4 года назад +8404

    Kids with acne literally have more reason to struggle with their physical appearance than she has.

    • @OA2605
      @OA2605 3 года назад +575

      yea she got a clear face, dude
      Is she kidding me!

    • @saramiftah222
      @saramiftah222 3 года назад +111

      For reallll

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 года назад +509

      I can’t have clear skin even if my life depended on it “ohh just wash your face every night, use anti acne stuff” Bitch I still do that shit and it doesn’t do anything for me.

    • @bookwormgirl1852
      @bookwormgirl1852 3 года назад +310

      I'd gladly pay for men size 13 nikes than spend all my money on never ending skincare. I've two pairs of shoes and my bathroom is full of skin products. Honestly, I don't get what the message this film is trying to send.

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 3 года назад +190

      kid with acne here, i also have dermatillomania, which is an obsessive compulsive skin picking disorder. incredibly self conscious about the ongoing acne and scars. it’s obviously not the worst thing in the world, but omg this movie makes me roll my eyes.

  • @allergictohumansnotanimals5671
    @allergictohumansnotanimals5671 5 лет назад +14286

    Moral of the movie: everybody can be a victim if they try hard enough.

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 5 лет назад +450

      Every one speaking just strokes her ego, they have no life but her and their day to day lives are based off of interacting and speaking about her

    • @malikevans634
      @malikevans634 5 лет назад +257

      The truth to this physically hurts me.

    • @donamirtz
      @donamirtz 5 лет назад +17

      @@malikevans634 s a m e

    • @anonymouslyshady7661
      @anonymouslyshady7661 5 лет назад +34

      @@mymaya Mary sue

    • @MetalAddict247
      @MetalAddict247 5 лет назад +1

      Boom 💥

  • @caitlinsnowfrost8244
    @caitlinsnowfrost8244 3 года назад +524

    "Taylor Swift? More like Taller Swift!"
    Do...do these people not know how tall Taylor is? She's 5'11! She's almost as tall as Tall Girl.

    • @pocketmonster1088
      @pocketmonster1088 Год назад +8

      But Jodie would still be two inches taller, I guess

    • @renegadeyoshi341
      @renegadeyoshi341 7 месяцев назад +2

      Almost as Tallasswift

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 Месяц назад

      Even without that context, that was still an ass comeback.

  • @gabdel9146
    @gabdel9146 4 года назад +5309

    Wow, imagine being white, blonde, skinny, tall enough to be a model and rich.
    The horror 👀

    • @mabellebulanadi8671
      @mabellebulanadi8671 4 года назад +560

      And 3 boys fighting over u

    • @sxnxqa2335
      @sxnxqa2335 4 года назад +109

      ehhh shes not model material, she aint unique looking enough

    • @daltonfarris
      @daltonfarris 4 года назад +178

      I'll play my tiny violin 😂😂👏🏿

    • @ElementalArcher
      @ElementalArcher 4 года назад +126

      Actually the girl who play the tall girl is a model IRL

    • @melobski4
      @melobski4 4 года назад +49

      Imagine only having those first world problems

  • @hoeshi1711
    @hoeshi1711 5 лет назад +2778

    ‘Tall’ isn’t a personality trait, Jodi

    • @morgoth6273
      @morgoth6273 5 лет назад +41

      I can confirm, I am 6.6 feet tall and I still have a shitty personality

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 5 лет назад +31

      It's the only personality they gave her.

    • @coltranecat9489
      @coltranecat9489 5 лет назад +24

      Ah, but self victimizing is

    • @noammo7455
      @noammo7455 5 лет назад +1

      @@morgoth6273 I'm 6'6 as well but I'm awkward as fuck.

    • @purplesquare-1triangle966
      @purplesquare-1triangle966 5 лет назад +2

      I think it’s yodi*

  • @JuCraisin
    @JuCraisin 4 года назад +12564

    Someone needs to make a teen movie called You Aren’t that Special

    • @1987MartinT
      @1987MartinT 4 года назад +955

      Yeah. I misread it at first as You Aren't Special. Which I would disagree with, since everyone differs at least a little from everyone else. But I totally agree with You Aren't That Special. There are so many people who think the world revolves around them, that their problems are the only real problems or at least the world's biggest problems, and that they are entitled to special treatment, and the rules don't apply to them.

    • @proximacentauri2684
      @proximacentauri2684 4 года назад +218

      Would never be greenlit, unfortunately

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад +586

      And it's all about a Nice Guy™ and a "I'm nOT LikE OTHer GiRlS!!!" Girl.

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 4 года назад +129

      Make it a comedy drama musical like Legally Blonde and I'd be all over that shit

    • @ayeshaarshad5096
      @ayeshaarshad5096 4 года назад +35

      Y'all should watch The Edge of Seventeen. Best coming of age movie out there!

  • @kyawoue
    @kyawoue 2 года назад +999

    being tall, and having a pretty face is literally what model agencies are looking for

    • @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
      @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Год назад +54

      and if you"re just tall there's the WNBA

    • @kyawoue
      @kyawoue Год назад +6

      @@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan fr

    • @airpodsmurf6175
      @airpodsmurf6175 Год назад +23

      the actress is literally a model lmao

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 Год назад +8

      eh it's not even a pretty face. I met quite a lot of models in my life and they look quiet plain frankly. Both the girls and the guys. Even supermodels, when you remove the make up and the glamor of their position, they look quite average

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita Год назад +30

      ​@@juannaym8488Interestingly enough, looking "plain" is kind of what they want. A "kinda" lack of features, so you can add the features they want to show off.

  • @sagalh01
    @sagalh01 4 года назад +4814

    It’s not that she’s tall, it’s that everyone else is apparently 4f 11”

    • @avvarhil
      @avvarhil 3 года назад +194

      @LTNetjak Little known fact about the movie: it actually takes place in the Shire and everyone other than Tall Girl are Hobbits

    • @JayRedGear
      @JayRedGear 3 года назад +33

      Dang, I'm taller than most of these people (being at least 5'something", I always forget what my exact height is, but I don't really care that much).

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 года назад +18

      @LTNetjak cool that’s my height.
      *i ’ m t h i r t e e n*

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 3 года назад +10

      That's the real plot of the movie 😂

    • @ronnie_wilson6817
      @ronnie_wilson6817 3 года назад +9

      Glad to see the new hobbit sequel

  • @erinrodda7167
    @erinrodda7167 4 года назад +3162

    SHE’S LITERALLY NOT THAT TALL. She’s only 6”1 and in literal high school. There’s tonnnnnns of over six foot guys at my school but they literally just cast everyone shorter than her. I legit know a 12 year old that’s 6”4.

    • @francoquispe656
      @francoquispe656 4 года назад +99

      That's the worst part of the movie

    • @parisheidi3119
      @parisheidi3119 4 года назад +191

      Theres a kid at my school who is 6'9 I come up to his fucking hip, his hip. Theres a girl at my school who's 4'9, shes gorgeous kind sweet and a drama junkie. Because shes cute guys are constantly hitting on her and she has had so many sham relationships. Her softmore year she got an actual role at the theater In our town, that would have made a 100% more intresting move because she has personality and theres a 100 plot points they could use.

    • @RepublicofLogan
      @RepublicofLogan 4 года назад +17

      Im 3 years younger than her and am 3 inches shorter than her.

    • @laoaidan2400
      @laoaidan2400 4 года назад +73

      That’s not a twelve year old, chief that’s a spartan

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 4 года назад +20

      A (girl) friend of mine was 6’1 at like 13. Don’t know how tall she is now.

  • @amig2668
    @amig2668 5 лет назад +2719

    they knew how unflattering that ponytail was and used it to make it seem like she is unattractive

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  5 лет назад +340

      Same thing with her height at beginning of the movie.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +355

      That reminds me of the whole "She's got GLASSES AND A PONYTAIL", she'll NEVER be prom queen material" in "Not Another Teen Movie", except at least THAT film was self aware!😅

    • @brookeh4217
      @brookeh4217 5 лет назад +18

      Trina Q that movie is hilarious lol

    • @DeathLyssHallows
      @DeathLyssHallows 5 лет назад +79

      Trina Q
      I'm honestly surprised they didn't give her glasses.

    • @lordeoftheflies1110
      @lordeoftheflies1110 5 лет назад +12

      Trina Q it was a parody of teen movies like She’s all that and I’m almost sure American Pie.

  • @VanAnhNguyen-us2wn
    @VanAnhNguyen-us2wn 3 года назад +705

    let me just rewrite the script: Jodi's tall and she feels insecure by herself and doesn't feel confident at all because people at her school make joke(s) that they think it's fun (but they don't mean to make her sad) about her height. Because of her being tall, the P.E teacher offers her to join the basketball team (or volleyball or any sport that needs tall persons) and she agrees because her family and friends SUPPORT her and she somehow wants to try something new. At first, she doesn't know how to use her height as a advantage and wants to quit, then once again her family and friends encourage Jodi and she tries really hard and it pays off. She's now good at basketball and proud of being tall and feels confident. There's a basketball competition and her team is performing really good teamwork to go to the final and her team wins. Now she is at the school and gives a remarkable speech about the winning and her adventure of being tall with a good message. Now she's special, haves connect with her family, friends and no romance bullshit. END

    • @elonif4125
      @elonif4125 2 года назад +48

      Sounds like a good concept to me.

    • @MrEndstage
      @MrEndstage 2 года назад +70

      Pretty good idea but I feel it might mean more if she didn't like basketball and only did I because other thought it was good idea like how you said about the jokes. But at the end she stands up for herself and doesn't let that insecurity control her and learns to stands up for herself.

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Год назад +41

      Alternatively, she's upset by her height because her childhood dream was to be a jockey, and she ended up being way too tall (and thus, too heavy) for a horse to carry.

    • @ajthewildwolf
      @ajthewildwolf Год назад +18

      Also she gets a scholarship to the college of her choice for women's basketball

    • @thesapphireone
      @thesapphireone Год назад +30

      And if there needs to be a romance, have Stig get together with Jodie, give him an actual personality, flaws, and charisma, maybe have them bond over him struggling to adjust to American school customs, and they both motivate the other to be more confident in themselves.
      And actually have Milk Boy get called out for his creepy, stalker-like, Dogged Nice Guy bullshit, realise the error of his ways, and encourage Jodie to stay with Stig, rather than the tired old “Don’t date the popular guy, get with your friend, even though you had no romantic feelings towards them until the last third!” cliche.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 года назад +2934

    "I wear size 13 nike... mens. beat that"
    I wear size 14, in just about every shoe brand, 15 in others. get gud scrub.

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 3 года назад +26

      What’s wrong with men’s nikes

    • @highkit
      @highkit 3 года назад +110

      @@ad-skyobsidion4267 They look awful. That's why I don't wear any. I mainly wear boots.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +12

      I knew a guy whose feet were big retailer's didn't even carrey them.

    • @kaym1040
      @kaym1040 3 года назад +39

      She’s saying she has size 15 feet at 6”1. Eh. Oh well?
      I’m 5”8. Most girls my height seem to have 7-9 in the shoe department. I’m a size 10. It is what it is, she’s mellow dramatic and I can’t believe they made a movie out of this.

    • @fluffypocky
      @fluffypocky 3 года назад +4

      are they men's size 14 though

  • @d.c.kennedy3158
    @d.c.kennedy3158 4 года назад +2028

    “No boy will ever love me because i’M tALL.”
    *milk boy is in love with her*
    “...but it will draw even more attention to how i’M tALL.”

    • @PC-qu7zk
      @PC-qu7zk 4 года назад +93

      My life is so hard Literally has great genes for sports BuT iT WoUlD jUsT DraW atTentIon tO How TalL I aM

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 4 года назад +38

      @@laraweinberg7635 she gets with him anyways!!! That's an awful ending no matter what.

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 4 года назад +3

      She obviously hasn't seen "My 6 Foot Life" following 3 different really tall women who are getting married with men shorter than them.

    • @PC-qu7zk
      @PC-qu7zk 4 года назад +17

      Green Eggs not everyone likes sports but she doesn’t say that she dislikes sports. She just says she doesn’t want to play sports because it would draw attention to how she’s tall. She’s got the wrong attitude towards it. If she doesn’t like sports than it’s different

  • @naan000
    @naan000 4 года назад +3767

    You know why everyone ostracises her? She dresses like a wannabe janitor

    • @naan000
      @naan000 4 года назад +275

      Also what on earth is that suit?? is she trying to cosplay a soldier from the American Revolutionary War??

    • @moomorgan5893
      @moomorgan5893 4 года назад +133

      @@jellyfishi_ Of course it's her choice. But it's also ugly.

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 4 года назад +4

      Exactly !!!!!

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 4 года назад +79

      I am a janitor and I dress better than that

    • @estheraza9577
      @estheraza9577 4 года назад +15

      The worst part is that she is wearing cloth under the janitor outfit.

  • @ShiningStarlight101
    @ShiningStarlight101 3 года назад +342

    I find it kind of hilarious how she says "beat that" and then shows her sister with bad allergy problems. Ah yes, you being tall is so much worse then your sister going through possibly life long health issues

  • @almakamara9187
    @almakamara9187 4 года назад +3260

    I just don’t understand how theres not one boy above 6ft in that school makes zero sense

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +329

      Probably to keep the stupid "I'm such a freak and monster because I'm tall" self pitying vibe she has going.

    • @imsad3630
      @imsad3630 3 года назад +171

      I am 6ft (and a girl in high school) and know at least 4 guys who I can think of off the top of my head that are taller than me

    • @madamefeast4824
      @madamefeast4824 3 года назад +91

      Excellent point. Because how could they make their movie if they gave realistic heights in the movie ahha. I'm 5'10 the exact average male. If I go to work with even 10 people, there will be a few guys 6'2 and taller. In my highschool I had a decent sized graduation class, over 450 kids. There were dozens of guys 6 foot to 6'6" lol.

    • @DiabeetusPrime497
      @DiabeetusPrime497 3 года назад +22

      Yeah because I’m 6ft and in HS, and I have a friend who is also the same height. Another HS friend, who I haven’t seen in a while, was always taller than me, and probably still is.

    • @hwlsgrl
      @hwlsgrl 3 года назад +31

      @@madamefeast4824 y’all should see filipino schools if you’re 5’9 you’d already be tall as fuck to everyone

  • @SilkyLew
    @SilkyLew 5 лет назад +3277

    This is the most "First World Problem" movie ever.

    • @i_only_simp_for_myself800
      @i_only_simp_for_myself800 5 лет назад +156

      YooForik i highly doubt that she would be unpopular if she wasn’t dressing like a janitor. If she was wearing greats cloths, and wearing make up most of her classmates will keep telling how much she could be a Supermodel 😂

    • @lia-pe1ez
      @lia-pe1ez 5 лет назад +26

      This and Sierra Burgess lmao

    • @i_only_simp_for_myself800
      @i_only_simp_for_myself800 5 лет назад +59

      Talia Raynor sierra was worse 😂 Cause her «problem» could have been solved with a proper diet and exercising, plus she catfished a guy that she kind of sexually assaulted, and betrayed a girl that trusted her.

    • @lia-pe1ez
      @lia-pe1ez 5 лет назад +8

      @@i_only_simp_for_myself800 true lol I was thinking that

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 5 лет назад +21

      @@i_only_simp_for_myself800 She should be charged and at least put on probation, with 6 months of community service. That chick was bat shit crazy

  • @jemm113
    @jemm113 5 лет назад +1798

    This movie isn't a bunch of guys, mostly nerds, asking her out for the chance at a strong, protective, tall mommy gf that'll crush them with her thighs.
    0/10 no realism whatsoever.

    • @butterballporkbunthetoymak
      @butterballporkbunthetoymak 5 лет назад +86

      jemm13 they would be complete breast to face height too. She’s not that big in the chest but still.

    • @visjules
      @visjules 5 лет назад +62

      The most unrealistic part about this movie is that there isn't a storm of lesbians wanting to be hers

    • @suberb-ze7fv
      @suberb-ze7fv 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@visjules lol real

  • @gianna526
    @gianna526 2 года назад +169

    My sister is 5'11, and literally no one cares about her height. Sometimes people will remark "wow you're so tall!" and then move on with life. I can't believe this movie actually exists, and it's even more unbelievable that it got a sequel.

    • @L-W-ko1hn
      @L-W-ko1hn Год назад +5

      it got a sequel?

    • @coolhistory2710
      @coolhistory2710 Год назад +4

      Why..... Just why

    • @laraasmr7996
      @laraasmr7996 5 месяцев назад +4

      Im 5’11 and was never made fun about my height! Quite the opposite, I get told I should be a model all the time
      My only complaint are my parents friends who always tell me to stop growing or I won’t be able to find a boyfriend taller than me!

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Месяц назад

      I'm 5'11, my mom was 5'11 my biggest sis is 5'10, and my middle sis is _6"2._
      Of all the things we were bullied for, it was never our height.

  • @joshuaepstein556
    @joshuaepstein556 3 года назад +12088

    Can't wait for the sequel: "Short Boy"

    • @hydqjuliilq27
      @hydqjuliilq27 3 года назад +1163

      A movie about a 5’7” guy who is laughed at by girls for not being tall. Should attract the incel crowd.

    • @thatoneguy1085
      @thatoneguy1085 3 года назад +1002

      And the third in the trequel. Average person.

    • @mariam-ft9sx
      @mariam-ft9sx 3 года назад +171

      milk boy

    • @mr.m3728
      @mr.m3728 3 года назад +138

      Sign me up for the casting.

    • @captainbucket983
      @captainbucket983 3 года назад +183

      Starring MoistCr1TiKaL

  • @alexandrialeroi772
    @alexandrialeroi772 4 года назад +2848

    The Taylor Swift joke still confuses me. Cause like. Taylor is like 5’11”. She is tall.

  • @j.tgrooms
    @j.tgrooms 5 лет назад +1766

    She's 6'1?! That's tall, but not I'm a freak tall. They must be running out of ideas

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 5 лет назад +41

      They ran out of ideas years ago
      ..

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 лет назад +15

      For a girl it is.

    • @guacamoleniqqapenis7312
      @guacamoleniqqapenis7312 5 лет назад +50

      @@gj9157 it really isnt fam

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 лет назад +15

      @@guacamoleniqqapenis7312 Oh, that explains why the average adult female height is 5'4. Lmao

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +42

      @@gj9157 Yeah, and the average male height is 5ft 10in. Is it uncommon to see men well over 6ft? Are they freaks?

  • @theultimitelifeform8548
    @theultimitelifeform8548 3 года назад +166

    Alternative ending: since milk boy and German guy are living together they start falling for each other realising they don’t need to be in a relationship with Jodie and Jodie realises she’s enough for herself

  • @comiccat4650
    @comiccat4650 4 года назад +2016

    Ok, we got a
    -entitled white kid that crys about being average size
    -a black character whos purpose is to be black
    -super hot european who says he was the ugliest of his class
    And why the frick is the tall girl being buloied and not the guy named "Schnipper"?!?

    • @jada45827
      @jada45827 4 года назад +7

      Maybe keep race out

    • @moomorgan5893
      @moomorgan5893 4 года назад +105

      @@jada45827 I think they're just talking about the blatant stereotypes the movie portrays

    • @jada45827
      @jada45827 4 года назад +12

      @@moomorgan5893 hmm makes more sense

    • @someoneyoumayknow4008
      @someoneyoumayknow4008 4 года назад +14

      Rhianna Schnipper is the dude that was bullying her and then fell in love with her when she had a makeover, lmao. The dude with the crate is Jack Dunkleman

    • @Marsisoffline
      @Marsisoffline 4 года назад +4

      B U L O I E D

  • @siriuslyconfused1
    @siriuslyconfused1 4 года назад +2711

    Being tall CAN be really tough, if you’re tall enough to hit your head and not fit on mattresses, have back problems and leg problems, but it’s clear this movie wasn’t written by someone who even knew someone who was above average in height.

    • @maryanali8393
      @maryanali8393 4 года назад +23

      i felt tha

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 4 года назад +188

      this is like the "girl with big tits has no problems" thing. having bigger breasts has its cons, like bad back pain, running is absolutely miserable, and sexual harrassment is worse. movies are selective about what problems they want to deal with, if they choose to show problems at all :(

    • @cannedpeaches6726
      @cannedpeaches6726 4 года назад +45

      i am not tall lol i’m a girl that’s 5’6 but i believed i was so freakishly tall because in middle school i grew faster than everyone else and everyone called me a giant twig for it lol my self confidence plummeted

    • @KassieKane
      @KassieKane 4 года назад

      Thank you!!!

    • @kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713
      @kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713 4 года назад +55

      That’s the problem with this film
      It doesn’t show the real problems to being tall
      Like everything has its problems but if you’re gonna make a film about it. You need to do the research on the actual problems.

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 3 года назад +5253

    She says she’s tall. I say literally everyone in that school is weirdly short to make her look taller.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 3 года назад +226

      Correct... In China I stood out but not even as much as this movie. Really makes the whole thing seem dumber 😅
      "Thats about a foot... Why is everyone 5ft flat?".

    • @kitkatcarebear7170
      @kitkatcarebear7170 3 года назад +115

      I think they casted short people on purpose but still cmon Netflix 😂😂

    • @emmachameli3196
      @emmachameli3196 3 года назад +202

      they casted short people on purpose. the tall girls mom is 5’1, her dad is 5’7, and her sister is 5’0. like bruh if you need shorter actors to make her seem taller, then maybe you shouldn’t make the movie in the first place.

    • @justariane3241
      @justariane3241 3 года назад +57

      exactly- like all the boys look around 5'5 - 5'8 or shorter. idk tho because i'm not very good at estimating people's heights

    • @Unotuchable
      @Unotuchable 3 года назад +77

      How is there not a sports team there? Yeah 6'1 is fairly tall for a woman but she's surrounded by munchkins. If there was a basketball team then there'd easily be people that she wouldn't tower over.

  • @saldiven2009
    @saldiven2009 Год назад +85

    Man. The lack of self-awareness in thinking other people are judging her for her height while making decisions about who she'll date solely based on height.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +2

      Even if she did have a policy of not dating guys shorter than her, that still leaves 50% of the guys. Oh what a cruel fate, to be an attractive person who only has 25% of the total student population to pick and choose from...

  • @EmEm_s
    @EmEm_s 4 года назад +3006

    "hows the weather up there?"
    "it's raining." and then you spit on their head. problem solved

  • @missironmouse
    @missironmouse 5 лет назад +1793

    Maybe this movie is about a normal height girl who lives in a town full of hobbits? Cuz if she’s only 6’ why is everyone else only 4’11??

  • @TheNamelessNarrator
    @TheNamelessNarrator 5 лет назад +3409

    It's super stupid and weird like considering she's like 6 ft and I went to school with a lot of girls over six foot, all played basketball and/or volleyball and all of them super popular, gorgeous, getting boyfriends left and right....Like they weren't being chased by angry mobs.

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  5 лет назад +462

      But that doesn't sell movies to insecure teens!

    • @emototheextremo5571
      @emototheextremo5571 5 лет назад +201

      No one would make a movie about us short men accepting ourselves : ((

    • @martuut.9404
      @martuut.9404 5 лет назад +109

      I mean, a pretty girl will get positive attention regardless of her height. Being avarage and lacking slim body with your height as a bonus - I wasn't chased by a mob in my school days, but was picked on regularly, while the not-so-trollish volleyball gals were indeed having it nice.
      Nethertheless, yes, the movie is shit.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +79

      I just found it unbelievable that there were no tall guys at Jodi's school, or that they didn't have a basketball team around.😣🏀

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like my dream life, given my current situation is in my upstair bedroom with all my social interaction being online

  • @darkestccino5405
    @darkestccino5405 2 года назад +129

    This movie becomes interesting if you view it from the perspective that the main character is a really toxic person who others avoid for being toxic, but can't accept that reality and instead blames her shortcomings on things outside her control. With the movie being how she incorrectly remembers the events happening, rather than them actually happening.
    It makes more sense, and causes you to ask "now what actually happened here?" for every scene that happens. Her random bit of being smart in the library? That's what she came up to say in the shower long after that scene actually happened. The strange dialogue? That's her memory removing all nuances of the situation so she can be the victim. The tall exchange student being bland as bread? That's because she only saw his height and didn't pay any attention to his personality, so she doesn't remember it.

    • @kylethefraggle30
      @kylethefraggle30 2 года назад +18

      To have an unreliable narrator, the movie (or book, video game, etc) has to show you that the character is a unreliable narrator. You can make any movie interesting by viewing it through the lens if an unreliable narrator. But doing so kinda devalues the original message of the writer.

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita Год назад +2

      Go watch John Dies At The End, or read it.
      That is an unreliable narrator, really it is hard to figure out what is real, and what is not, but in that movie though, it doesn't matter.

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 Год назад +4

      there were so many ways to save the movie, like maybe having her be 6ft but living with a family of dwarfs

  • @i_only_simp_for_myself800
    @i_only_simp_for_myself800 5 лет назад +7003

    The movie: Being tall and blonde can be real living hell
    80% of Victoria’s secret models: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @kiseee1774
      @kiseee1774 5 лет назад +46

      Dalia Flora are 80% of them actually blonde ?

    • @i_only_simp_for_myself800
      @i_only_simp_for_myself800 5 лет назад +255

      Kat S. Yep. However the most popular amoung them is Adriana who’s a brunette, but when I see a runway I noticed that 7/10 of the models are blondes

    • @ishan94shukla
      @ishan94shukla 5 лет назад +5

      Hahahaha 🤟 🤣

    • @mishkaparashar3170
      @mishkaparashar3170 4 года назад +5

      Exactlyyyyy

    • @queensenpai6722
      @queensenpai6722 4 года назад +21

      @@i_only_simp_for_myself800 that'd be 70% then

  • @TriFekt
    @TriFekt 4 года назад +999

    "I hate that I'm being judged unfairly by others based on my height" also her "I can't go out with a man that is shorter than me".

    • @grcmg3122
      @grcmg3122 4 года назад +3

      It has nothing to do with another. You can have standards and not be bullied lmao

    • @grcmg3122
      @grcmg3122 4 года назад +13

      @Rylan H. Mangum no she doesn't have to go out with the short guy if she wants a tall guy. To me it would be hypocrisy if she went out with the short guy... Like "oh no I don't want to date a short guy I prefer guy my size" and then 2 weeks later "oh no but wait nobody wants me so by default I'll go with the short guy cause I have no choice"
      Idk that's just weird to me.

    • @jackgarcia5926
      @jackgarcia5926 4 года назад +5

      @Cringe Commander what kind of incel bullshit is that?

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 4 года назад +4

      i feel like in real life, this is a shitty but valid stance. she's part of the problem that also hurts her; lots of societal issues are like that. but in a movie where she's meant to be sympathetic it just conflicts with its own message.

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 4 года назад +9

      @@grcmg3122 While the bullying is another level of it, she also specifically bitches about guys not wanting to date her because she is tall, so she is an awful hypocrite when she rejects him because of his hight. Not that there wouldn't have been plenty of GOOD reasons to reject that creep, but she rejects him because he is so much shorter than her. Actually I think this is more common than the other way round, most short guys wouldn't care whether they would look short beside their partner if they only knew that she didn't care either. It's the girls who reject guys who are shorter than them because they (conciously or subconciously) are looking for a big guy with a shoulder to lean on, not the guys rejecting the taller girls.

  • @scottsbarbarossalogic3665
    @scottsbarbarossalogic3665 5 лет назад +1424

    "Most of the jokes fall flat"
    Not fall ... short?

    • @I_was_a_Bullfrog
      @I_was_a_Bullfrog 5 лет назад +19

      Thought that too

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +5

      They went over all our heads, including Jodi, because she isn't that tall.

    • @gameuniverse8736
      @gameuniverse8736 3 года назад +1

      He spared us all

  • @WisteriaDrake
    @WisteriaDrake 2 года назад +68

    Having been bullied (to an extreme in a few cases), I can safely say that, yes, children are that petty and unimaginative. When I was in elementary school, everyone called me Pickles because it rhymed with my last name at the time. When I was in middle school, my bullies called me Michael Jackson for no reason other than that it confused me, which they thought was hilarious. When I was in high school, people got more crafty and spread rumors designed to get me suspended or arrested (claims about drug possession, intent to hurt others, weapons in my backpack, etc.)

    • @tsurugikinjojoinmycult2100
      @tsurugikinjojoinmycult2100 2 года назад

      Only thing that could've got you on trouble was intent to harm others the other thins could be checked gosh kids are stupid and rude. Glad you seen okay now

  • @aquaonewatercaresystems365
    @aquaonewatercaresystems365 5 лет назад +814

    She dressed up as a janitor that's why her life is hard

  • @peachypeachworth3974
    @peachypeachworth3974 5 лет назад +3579

    Entitled teenager :: “yOu tHiNk YoUr LiFe Is HaRd?”
    Children all over the world :: *laughs in poverty*

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 5 лет назад +23

      @Mather They have more than others in other parts of the world. From all the donations for example. They even use the money on guns etc

    • @bambi.chickpea
      @bambi.chickpea 5 лет назад +5

      Too soon man

    • @3103-q6z
      @3103-q6z 5 лет назад +135

      when you live in a massive house with loving parents and high income but you’re abit tall
      *YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD*

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 5 лет назад +48

      *laughs in starvation*

    • @voidjest
      @voidjest 5 лет назад +53

      Laughs in single father with no anger outlet other than us and chuckles in i can’t afford college

  • @sias_rat_friend_dulapeep2123
    @sias_rat_friend_dulapeep2123 4 года назад +3423

    At least she is pretty, has clear skin, is smart and is blonde. She could be a model, could play a sport or put more effort into playing piano. Ugh classsic teen movies with their useless main characters

    • @lonelyrooster
      @lonelyrooster 4 года назад +147

      I didn't even notice this, her skin is flawless

    • @cheeseisherelive753
      @cheeseisherelive753 4 года назад +154

      IKR like shes genuinely gorgeous!! I understand that the actress has some internal issues with her height from her time on Dance Moms (what a shitshow) but I hope she realizes her height is a gift tbh and she’s truly stunning. This movie is terribly written and it doesn’t really portray the message I assume she wanted to.

    • @fischeborne9713
      @fischeborne9713 4 года назад +7

      @@cheeseisherelive753, being tall isn't a gift.

    • @cheeseisherelive753
      @cheeseisherelive753 4 года назад +79

      Jeffrey the Part-time Employee I’m tall, imo it is. You don’t often hear people say they wish they were short, do you? Most people would rather be tall.

    • @fischeborne9713
      @fischeborne9713 4 года назад +4

      @@cheeseisherelive753, You ever hear people say, I enjoy hitting my head on things, that a person of average height, wouldn't have.
      See we can do this all day, I'm tall and I dislike being tall.

  • @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME
    @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME 2 года назад +61

    Realistically, every boy would be after her. The boys in my school always complained that girls are too short and thirsted over this one 6 ft 3 model

  • @abegohr2576
    @abegohr2576 4 года назад +1388

    The sequels will be called “kinda big nosed girl”, “not perfectly oriented jaw girl” and “not having a 90+ percent face based on the phi ratio girl”.

    • @estheraza9577
      @estheraza9577 4 года назад +12

      If their was a sequel,I would not watch it

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +6

      I volunteer for the second one

    • @justme2590
      @justme2590 4 года назад +20

      @Excuse my Sass well if it's a sequel the movie will probably be about a big nosed girl that meets a big nosed guy who is apparently her soul mate until he turns out to be an ass and then she desperately wants a nose job and shortly before her regular nosed guy friend puts on a beak to make her feel better and they fall in love

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 4 года назад +1

      Excuse my Sass You may have a big/bigger nose than the others but if you're overall beautiful nobody's gonna notice just one feature.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад

      Excuse my Sass no no... it has to be a middle class, pretty white Girl so people can pity her! (Sarcasm)

  • @rosiejl2798
    @rosiejl2798 5 лет назад +1879

    6'1, white, attractive, thin, just get an agent and become a fashion model already.

    • @AnyaKimochi
      @AnyaKimochi 5 лет назад +41

      Rosie Jl Bruh.
      That’s so true.

    • @arielvanmoos7583
      @arielvanmoos7583 5 лет назад +9

      @@compatriot852 y'all know she's too tall for a model?

    • @MsFrisco87
      @MsFrisco87 5 лет назад +66

      @@arielvanmoos7583 she's a bit taller than most female models, but she's not so tall she couldn't model

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 5 лет назад +60

      @Brittany Bennett She could play a sport as well. Her height is an advantage on top of her being fairly attractive.

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 5 лет назад +20

      @@arielvanmoos7583 There are literal obese models. She can definitely model.

  • @jtcomedyYT
    @jtcomedyYT 5 лет назад +8569

    Little known fact the "T" in LGBTQ+ stands for Tall.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +338

      Ah, that makes perfect sense, I can understand Jodi's angst over her height better now!😉

    • @cease842
      @cease842 5 лет назад +9

      Lmaooo

    • @semenandgayuncle
      @semenandgayuncle 5 лет назад +252

      Ahhh now I see why she’s so much more oppressed than her black friend!

    • @wanted__fundaddy5348
      @wanted__fundaddy5348 5 лет назад +9

      Mittenz The Cat Wizard God I wish it did I wanna be taller

    • @kaylatree1219
      @kaylatree1219 5 лет назад +24

      Mittenz The Cat Wizard I identify as tall

  • @krabby-patty
    @krabby-patty 3 года назад +56

    The problem isn't her height, it's that she has nothing in her life except being tall. That's literally her whole personality and she wonders why she is not in a relationship.

    • @notaperson8632
      @notaperson8632 10 месяцев назад +3

      As a tall person girl, that is your whole personality and nothing else, some random stranger will be like , omg ur so tall wow, use those long legs , like shut up I’m more than my height but ppl won’t let me be

    • @geckyoskitz
      @geckyoskitz 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@notaperson8632ok, well those are strangers that you see once and never again. In a school, people start to know each other, especially the others in their grade, through proxy and friendship, passing and classes, etc.. When she shows absolutely nothing about herself other than that she's tall, that is all that people know. If she joined clubs, sports, or played the piano like she claims she's really good at in the movie, people could know her for that as well, or if she was funny, nice, mean, something else, good or bad. If all she is known for after years (or if she's meant to be a freshman, months) is her height, then she is not putting herself out there or talking to anyone. Of course people are going to see you, her, or any other tall person as tall, but if you get to know someone after seeing just how they look, eventually their looks become of little to no importance, and rather the character of the person. The same thing goes for short people, and people of different races, cultures, people with accents, lisps, stutters, people who work out all the time, people who are fat or skinny, etc.. HUGE DIFFERENCE.

  • @sitizenkanemusic
    @sitizenkanemusic 4 года назад +3543

    "Her pointy face will give her a natural advantage on the swimming team."
    HYDRODYNAMIC

  • @ald00I
    @ald00I 3 года назад +4318

    lets be honest, shes tall and good-looking and has a sister whos doing beauty pageants. she wouldve been a model at 14, you cant convince me otherwise

    • @leosharry4820
      @leosharry4820 2 года назад +22

      No replies at 1.2k likes?

    • @endofpixel3712
      @endofpixel3712 2 года назад +17

      @@leosharry4820 nuff said

    • @Noone-wt9jz
      @Noone-wt9jz 2 года назад +29

      @@leosharry4820
      I mean what’s there add? Al die has already spoke all of the facts.

    • @leosharry4820
      @leosharry4820 2 года назад +2

      @@Noone-wt9jz there’s no add. I guess I just attempted a joke. I mean I know it’s not that funny but idk it just surprised me that there was 1.2k likes with no replies.

    • @leosharry4820
      @leosharry4820 2 года назад +3

      @@endofpixel3712 I don’t know what you mean by that

  • @dabanaenae4515
    @dabanaenae4515 4 года назад +2055

    Milk Boy crashing into the car on his bike is arguably the best part of the entire movie

    • @FridaJo_
      @FridaJo_ 4 года назад +73

      Arguably? Oh no that's a fact

    • @oogaboogabe3464
      @oogaboogabe3464 3 года назад +28

      That and every scene focused on the dad.. I want a movie about him

    • @longchu3973
      @longchu3973 3 года назад +1

      P1

    • @iamloco_11
      @iamloco_11 2 года назад +1

      Honestly, I wish he wasn’t wearing a helmet in that scene. It would’ve made it 100 times better :)

    • @kaiborg7928
      @kaiborg7928 2 года назад +1

      It would be funnier if he rolled over the car and fell into a river

  • @TKilgore09
    @TKilgore09 2 года назад +49

    I like that this movie is about "body positivity" when the main character doesn't want to date this other kid, not because he's creepy, but because he's shorter than her.

  • @Laladust
    @Laladust 3 года назад +4686

    I went to high school with a girl who was 6'4" "and a half" and she LOVED her height. We had televisions mounted from the ceiling to watch morning announcements, and Becky was the only one who could turn them on without a step ladder so every morning Becky would walk to the front like "I've got this guys. I'm 6'4" AND A half". Nobody bullied her. Becky was awesome.
    Did a man write this film? I'm googling this..... Of course a man wrote this because they totally understand the mentality of teenage girls 🙄

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- 3 года назад +489

      height its such a stupid problem unless you want it to be, im 4'8, im seventeen and the only "problem" ive had its that ppl call me little sometimes, in a friendly way😭 what is wrong with the ppl that write this movies smh

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 3 года назад +244

      i feel like the movie does the opposite it encourages the victim complex instead of sending a good message, as if you cant be happy if you have a different size. it mid be harder, but happiness must in the end come from with in, if your arent happy with yourself ,you wont be happy with anybody else

    • @floweyfangirl69420
      @floweyfangirl69420 3 года назад +80

      but there are people who are bullied by their height y'know-
      still, not a good movie

    • @wolfidessdragondol
      @wolfidessdragondol 3 года назад +66

      I'm a girl and I would LOVE to be taller😥

    • @ericmerante8745
      @ericmerante8745 3 года назад +33

      Yep when I was in junior highschool i was really tall but i take advantage of it by joining sports and pageant now i earn money from it , it also a huge advantage when I also like repairing /building my own house since I am run away daughter because of abandonment and abused.

  • @hannahstarinieri1351
    @hannahstarinieri1351 5 лет назад +5193

    If Jodi was like 7' 3' and ugly you could acutally feel bad for her.

    • @TheUkuleleAffair
      @TheUkuleleAffair 5 лет назад +282

      Daydream Bee ASMR I really wish that’s what they did

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 5 лет назад +59

      @Jamie B Yeah... Haha.... Funny.....
      *Cries in the corner*

    • @niggardkikeinghunter6560
      @niggardkikeinghunter6560 5 лет назад +44

      @Jamie B nah mang, most chicas like hombre's 6 feet and above oozing with machismo, mang look @ all the dating game shows mang chicas be loco mang

    • @JPNeutral
      @JPNeutral 5 лет назад +1

      Like Becky from lunatics but with a better personality

    • @nylpurfi9896
      @nylpurfi9896 5 лет назад +14

      She really was bullied for being tall though (as seen in interviews)
      Edit: The actress, I mean

  • @xemirahobbyless
    @xemirahobbyless 4 года назад +2525

    A friend of mine is almost 2m tall.
    Whenever someone asks him "How's the air up there?", his response is "Smells like dwarfs."
    Awesome.

    • @yasiegonlastie5483
      @yasiegonlastie5483 4 года назад +197

      fuckin alpha-

    • @jwc880
      @jwc880 4 года назад +54

      yessirrrrr 😂 (even tho i’m real tiny, very very tiny)

    • @kikicjanns
      @kikicjanns 4 года назад +14

      @@jwc880 same tho

    • @sportsgamer8524
      @sportsgamer8524 4 года назад +35

      True chad right there

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 4 года назад +22

      God tier

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper 2 года назад +26

    I love, LOVE, the way they always shoot her camera angles pointing upward to make it seem like she's gigantic and hovering over everyone. Even they knew this was stupid af.

  • @Twisted_A
    @Twisted_A 4 года назад +1685

    Taylor swift is 5’11”. So not much taller. Must be so horrible being a tall pretty skinny blonde girl with a great family. 😂

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад +57

      It's a surprise when you see pictures of her and she's way taller than some. Lol. But it's also not ever mentioned. Because it's not a factor in anything.

  • @visjules
    @visjules 5 лет назад +2235

    The most unrealistic part about this movie is that there isn't a storm of lesbians wanting to be hers

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +398

      Or a bunch of blokes with a tall fetish.

    • @ayat822
      @ayat822 5 лет назад +29

      LOOOOL

    • @despinasgarden.4100
      @despinasgarden.4100 4 года назад +229

      I mean she likes musicals, she's tall, blonde, and plays piano... I would totally date her.

    • @MissSchnickfitzel
      @MissSchnickfitzel 4 года назад +122

      and that the men are all like 5'2 in visual comparison....and in reality tall girls are the most popular lol

    • @Leeontherecord
      @Leeontherecord 4 года назад +19

      👀🏳️‍🌈

  • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
    @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 5 лет назад +1726

    While she's telling you how hard her life is, the first thing she mentions is that she has name-brand shoes.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 5 лет назад +112

      She even wears white shoes... She clearly doesn't live on a muddy periphery where she would either ruin them in a week or get robbed in two.

    • @boshlovely2002
      @boshlovely2002 5 лет назад +97

      Of course everyone has issues u dipshit, but making a movie about a girl who’s privileged in every aspect of her life except being slightly tall is dumb. There is literally no downside to her life, the only issue would be that her dating pool is a bit smaller
      A movie like this benefits no one and shouldn’t exist

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 5 лет назад +40

      @Master Monkey that doesnt excuse the movie. All it shows is a priviledged girl that is just *slightly* taller then the others, and it makes it look like its the end of the world

    • @AnnthemofArt
      @AnnthemofArt 5 лет назад +8

      first world problems...

    • @kissxadonis
      @kissxadonis 5 лет назад +1

      @@AnnthemofArt ikr😂

  • @faze_buendia9514
    @faze_buendia9514 3 года назад +33

    being tall is such an incredible gift!! I'm only 5'4" and all my life I've envied tall ppl. Basketball, volleyball, and modeling are 3 things that immediately come to mind when contemplating the benefits of being exceptionally tall.
    Also, it Really sucks when I need something on the top shelf at the grocery store and have to climb on my shopping cart in order to get what I need.

    • @reyy568
      @reyy568 3 года назад

      Height doesnt mean shit

  • @greatboredompineappl
    @greatboredompineappl 5 лет назад +2422

    Anne Frank: “Yeah you’re right, your life is harder”

    • @keesmith3296
      @keesmith3296 5 лет назад +5

      greatboredompineappl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liam3814
      @liam3814 5 лет назад +9

      Aw shit! Thanks for reminding me to read her diary for school, wow I'm a God at processing

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 5 лет назад

      @greatboredompineappl
      I'm pretty sure I should feel bad for laughing at this. xD LOL.

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 5 лет назад +4

      Soviet Soldier in Stalingrad: I'm sorry you have so bad,Imagine being tall.

    • @mishkaparashar3170
      @mishkaparashar3170 4 года назад

      Lmaaaoooo

  • @kiesha4804
    @kiesha4804 5 лет назад +1936

    I’m sorry... did you say she was “middle class”????? Tf girl is RICH
    Edit: I’m Australian, and a uni student. Sis looks rich over here.

    • @ghostrangerz8273
      @ghostrangerz8273 5 лет назад +153

      kiesha eehhh... she’s upper middle class, there is a big difference between upper middle and rich.

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 5 лет назад +122

      @@ghostrangerz8273 350,000 is definitely rich. It's not extremely wealthy. But you can buy a few homes with that and have some to spare.

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin 5 лет назад +10

      @Garlic most cops are lower class tho.

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 5 лет назад +14

      @Garlic cops make their money on overtime and early pension (cops in this area bring $100k+) -- NJ/NY (near NYC) make much more per year

    • @thetinychickenify
      @thetinychickenify 5 лет назад +56

      might be a cultural difference here. by UK standards she is what we'd call middle class: wealthy family, big house, posh, etc. in the UK upper class is royals and shit. i guess in the US middle class may refer to an average, middle of the road family

  • @sakura_branches
    @sakura_branches 4 года назад +1815

    as a thirteen year old girl who is 5' 10", I assure the only hard part of being a tall girl is shopping for jeans

    • @jaytastic479
      @jaytastic479 4 года назад +206

      Exactly! Like, no one bullies me, no one call me names, but shopping for shorts takes an hour.

    • @EpiclyAverageGirl
      @EpiclyAverageGirl 4 года назад +114

      And dress shopping! I want a knee length dress not a mini dress!

    • @southparkseason7episode119
      @southparkseason7episode119 4 года назад +68

      As a 11 year old 6ft girl I can confirm.

    • @HikikimoriFemcel
      @HikikimoriFemcel 4 года назад +12

      oh my god i swear

    • @Evelyn-if2go
      @Evelyn-if2go 4 года назад +27

      Im the same age and 4"11

  • @ZeroTheHeartlessKing
    @ZeroTheHeartlessKing 3 года назад +26

    i know sucky movie and all but 18:16 missed moment for her to say "i'm above you all" perfect moment ruined, thanks movie

  • @ChickenMccZoe
    @ChickenMccZoe 4 года назад +1094

    Jodi: i'M a FrEaK! i'M a 6'1" gIrL wItH MeNs SiZe 13 NiKes!
    Avatar Kyoshi: 😑

  • @pot8oman287
    @pot8oman287 4 года назад +1039

    The Taylor Swift “joke”.... she’s only 3 inches taller than Taylor Swift, which is unnoticeable unless you’re looking for it

    • @seraphim7320
      @seraphim7320 4 года назад +86

      The Taylor Swift joke was just the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever heard to this day

    • @elizabethfoster9156
      @elizabethfoster9156 4 года назад +34

      Amber Adebusuyi it’s like the script was written by 5 year olds honestly

    • @jumbocatstudios7239
      @jumbocatstudios7239 4 года назад +4

      pot8oman still, it was a pretty good joke

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 года назад +10

      @@seraphim7320 To be fair, that girl was like 10 when she made that horrible pun.

    • @erinfain3667
      @erinfain3667 4 года назад +6

      This is what bothered me the most. I’m like TSwift is tall?????

  • @SEReina-gk1kx
    @SEReina-gk1kx 4 года назад +1694

    I had a friend who was her height in high school. She was popular, the lead youth ballet dancer for the local troupe and started her own photography company at age 15. No one made fun of her for her height or made comments on it every 5 minutes. Her only complaint about her height was that there were no guys in her ballet troupe her height but that was because she really wanted the lead part in a show and the guy they chose for the lead couldn’t lift her for the climax of the show. The lead character of this movie got nothing to complain about 😂

    • @yasiegonlastie5483
      @yasiegonlastie5483 4 года назад +75

      pfffttt- she sounds awesome ngl XDD

    • @vani1551
      @vani1551 4 года назад +29

      it's just about the additute, you can make a whole drama about being a little taller or just live life anyways LOL

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 года назад +24

      Now that sounds like somebody I’d like to be friends with

    • @nawaalisse3577
      @nawaalisse3577 4 года назад +8

      the actor is really cool she was on dance moms which was toxic abby ( the dance teacher ) said she looked like a praying mantis

    • @thundahsenshi150
      @thundahsenshi150 4 года назад +19

      As someone who was the protective short friend for the tall girl... yeah mine turned into a class A bitch after I stopped letting her be the center of my life

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +15

    As a tall girl myself (6’2”), I’m glad they didn’t do the sports thing. I’m so sick of getting asked if I play basketball. No, I didn’t. I’m clumsy asf and hate basketball, but I get asked that by 2/3 new people I meet, js. I don’t complain about my height often (mostly just lack of leg space 😂) but I am sick of that association honestly.

  • @rannierunsfast
    @rannierunsfast 5 лет назад +666

    “Oh no I look like a runway model. I have it worse than everyone”

    • @revi6482
      @revi6482 5 лет назад +62

      rannierunsfast fucking thank you!!
      She has long legs, long pretty hair, good skin and a pretty face! Girl can be a model and good at sports!!

    • @cubeincubes
      @cubeincubes 5 лет назад +2

      Rev i how much better could it possibly get?

    • @NANOANGSTROM
      @NANOANGSTROM 5 лет назад +3

      Only if she has her hair down and doesn't wear that god awful make-up she wore at the end.

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 5 лет назад +3661

    I mean, shes a white, straight, middle to upper class girl, in a first world country; *the horror*

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 лет назад +406

      Who is tall enough to be a model.
      Yeah, her life sure does suck.

    • @OP-LCybSTR
      @OP-LCybSTR 5 лет назад +143

      White people problems
      And for you ppl who got triggered
      Its a joke calm down dont cry

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 5 лет назад +157

      Aren't her parents essentially multi-millionaires in the movie?

    • @jinglejanglestheshit2833
      @jinglejanglestheshit2833 4 года назад +42

      @#1 ratbag Say that again
      *But in English*

    • @deadnamedan6726
      @deadnamedan6726 4 года назад +60

      You don't understand, she's tall. Her height makes her experience things NO one would ever understand. THE TRAGEDY.

  • @sailorqueen2013
    @sailorqueen2013 5 лет назад +2123

    Jodi: When you’re a tall girl that’s all they see
    Cynical: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE BORING
    Me: *suffocates and dies*

    • @squarecross7383
      @squarecross7383 5 лет назад +4

      RIP

    • @alisa8963
      @alisa8963 5 лет назад +2

      *Laughs in 5’5*

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад

      Her only personality and character trait is "being tall."

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад

      "Shouldn't we give her some personality and character?"
      "No. Her height is all the character she needs."
      "Uh. OK then."

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 3 года назад +22

    This movie does successfully capture what it's like to think that your problems as a teenager are the worst the world has to offer. Sadly, the character displaying that attitude is the writer.

  • @wetwingnut
    @wetwingnut 4 года назад +957

    If she's so concerned about how people perceive her height, why does she wear her hair in that ponytail on the top of her head that probably adds another inch or two to her height?

    • @DepravedCoTApologist
      @DepravedCoTApologist 4 года назад +102

      Because the people who made this movie only gave it 5 seconds of thought

    • @sreelakshmicv4110
      @sreelakshmicv4110 4 года назад

      😀😀

    • @bananakirb2803
      @bananakirb2803 4 года назад

      XD

    • @jujubean9063
      @jujubean9063 4 года назад +19

      The movie wanted to make her look taller than she actually is. Her shoes add a few inches as well. What a dumb movie though lol.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 года назад +2

      plus it looks bad on her

  • @krypto1004
    @krypto1004 5 лет назад +985

    “You think YOUR life is hard?”
    Yes there are some aspects of my life that I think are hard, but I also acknowledge the fact that everyone else has their own problems to deal with and that this isn’t a competition.

    • @joshrogers2275
      @joshrogers2275 5 лет назад +10

      Oi, mate. You want to compare?? I think we got some stories that'll prove that she don't got it all that bad.

    • @joshrogers2275
      @joshrogers2275 5 лет назад +12

      @@krypto1004 Aye, I get ya. Just messin' with ya, a little. Didn't mean nothin' by it. Sorry if ya took it that way.

    • @krypto1004
      @krypto1004 5 лет назад +11

      It’s fine fam, we all good

    • @NANOANGSTROM
      @NANOANGSTROM 5 лет назад +23

      Right?? My friend will always be like "feel my pain" if I get hiccups because she gets random spontaneous ones. And if I wanna say I'm tired she will try to one-up me and I have to get onto her that it isn't a competition.

    • @krypto1004
      @krypto1004 5 лет назад +4

      @@sandom25 Being too self-conscious is actually a problem, but since the movie doesn't focus on that aspect of it at all, yeah you're pretty much right. I was mainly commenting on the quote rather than the movie itself, though.

  • @brownriceandchicken95
    @brownriceandchicken95 5 лет назад +2704

    "You think your life is hard?"
    *kids with cancer*
    *kids with abusive parents*
    *kids that are homeless*
    *kids that are being beat up*
    *all enter the chat*

    • @sepillon677
      @sepillon677 5 лет назад +130

      iM sIx-FoOt-oNe.

    • @itsninjaboy7985
      @itsninjaboy7985 5 лет назад +49

      @@sepillon677 aNd A HaLF

    • @chionaocampo746
      @chionaocampo746 5 лет назад +25

      @andie c
      In first world countries? Because even where I live (Philippines) they're pretty much treated better/more special.

    • @KarlaLopez-qi9yd
      @KarlaLopez-qi9yd 5 лет назад +2

      andie c Nah, actually everybody has that gay friend that we love so much.

    • @alexiabeatriz00
      @alexiabeatriz00 5 лет назад +46

      kids being bullied
      kids with eating desorders
      kids with learning disabilities
      entered the chat

  • @adambenson4204
    @adambenson4204 3 года назад +22

    I love how everyone collectively forgot that this movie happened

  • @someothername7886
    @someothername7886 5 лет назад +578

    Being a tall girl in high school is only a “problem” when you’re lanky, homely looking, and socially awkward/insecure. When you look like you could become a model after graduating, then there realistically should be no problem... This actress looks like she could be a model, so the bullying in this movie makes little sense unless it’s solely done by bitchy insecure girls.
    And that ending is total bs.

    • @yodickninja
      @yodickninja 5 лет назад +8

      Actually yeah she is a model

    • @prinstyrio0
      @prinstyrio0 5 лет назад +18

      The height bullying was just an easy excuse but not the cause. I remember seeing people, class mates even, with her attitude and personality, and they get bullied/made fun off simply cause they're not a pleasant person to be around and keep focusing on themselves, not seeing that the other "popular" people also got problems but they don't make it other people's issues.
      There's a lot more to situations that can be broken down, but the height in a real scenario would've never been why they bully her for it, but because she seems to think herself a victim in every situation and everyone out to get her, when that's rather paranoid selfish thoughts that turns you into an annoying person others make a parody of. Targeting something physical is just quick and easy ammunition, not that people should do it, but that more often than not it's who you are rather than what you are people bully you for and the latter is easier to make fun of someone.

    • @catpurcell8818
      @catpurcell8818 4 года назад +6

      In real life, being tall isn't even seen as a flaw.. Maybe people will be like "Wow you're tall!!" But I've never heard any normal person seeing it as a bad thing.

    • @susanahockley4947
      @susanahockley4947 4 года назад +1

      She looks like a janitor and that's probably why she got bullied.

  • @rebeccah2662
    @rebeccah2662 5 лет назад +2691

    “You think your life is hard? I’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 Nike’s, men’s size 13 Nike’s. Beat that.”
    I’m a lesbian with three disabilities

    • @jorchdatorch842
      @jorchdatorch842 5 лет назад +308

      I have seven legs and one is actually an arm

    • @aquamarineancientsoul7893
      @aquamarineancientsoul7893 5 лет назад +470

      I live in a third world country and dealing with identity issues and financial problems and my dreams are truning to ash because my country is afraid of letting girls have any power.

    • @aregularperson7453
      @aregularperson7453 5 лет назад +333

      _I wear size 14 nikes_

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 5 лет назад +103

      I have two arms and two legs beat that

    • @JT-zq2pl
      @JT-zq2pl 5 лет назад +7

      That's pretty peak

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 3 года назад +4127

    They’re acting as though tall women aren’t seen as incredibly attractive
    *Cough cough* tall vampire lady

    • @siyaamissack8788
      @siyaamissack8788 3 года назад +316

      *Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well*

    • @brianmurphy250
      @brianmurphy250 3 года назад +79

      You beat me to it!!!! Cosplay baby!

    • @jodiepayne6955
      @jodiepayne6955 3 года назад +95

      Lady dimastricue or sum

    • @hoshisaweirdone4676
      @hoshisaweirdone4676 3 года назад +44

      oh yes, that lady is awesome

    • @MrSiren52
      @MrSiren52 3 года назад +84

      Jokes on you Netflix, I'm into that shit!
      (my wife (5'10") is taller than most of the men in my family.)

  • @cathydinh868
    @cathydinh868 2 года назад +28

    Jodi: Acts like she is the most oppressed
    BIPOC, LGBTQ+, immigrants, poor, working-class, disabled, fat, homeless, and illiterate people: 👁👄👁

  • @ST-ys8bw
    @ST-ys8bw 4 года назад +971

    My favorite: the required quirky black friend who’s only job is to hype her uo

  • @C4TC4T
    @C4TC4T 4 года назад +843

    In my high school, there was a tall girl about 6’2 and she LOVED being tall because it made her different than other girls. She saw the height as a positive thing and pushed aside the negative thoughts about being so tall.

    • @lonelyrooster
      @lonelyrooster 4 года назад +37

      She sounds like a delight

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 3 года назад +10

      I knew one like that who was 6'5" and everyone loved her.

    • @C4TC4T
      @C4TC4T 3 года назад +19

      @@lonelyrooster she honestly was; she’s couldn’t say a negative thing about anyone and she’s the one that if you need a shoulder to cry on, she’s there

    • @Alexis-nd9kw
      @Alexis-nd9kw 3 года назад +6

      id rather watch a story about this

    • @JayRedGear
      @JayRedGear 3 года назад +5

      That is awesome for her. Glad she didn't let any negative qualities about being tall and just saw it as a good thing.

  • @_0______00__________0_______0
    @_0______00__________0_______0 5 лет назад +557

    Why is everyone at her school apparently 5'2"

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 5 лет назад +27

      Apparently she lives in Shire

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 5 лет назад +12

      They should have made her 10 feet tall. NO WAIT 20 now I watch that

    • @ecjsmith7759
      @ecjsmith7759 5 лет назад +8

      I was wondering how they even managed to hire so many actors UNDER 6'1??

    • @sassialane
      @sassialane 5 лет назад +1

      It’s based in New Orleans. We’re all short here

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад

      To make her seem taller than she actually is probably.

  • @thebiscuitspreadman5168
    @thebiscuitspreadman5168 2 года назад +29

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Netflix released a sequel to this???

  • @LinusVinnportlaced
    @LinusVinnportlaced 4 года назад +645

    look, i've been 6'0 since i was 17, and no one is out here saying "how's the weather up there" to me. When you're 6'0 the most you have to stress about is everyone asking you to get stuff off the top shelf, and finding fitting jeans .

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 4 года назад +9

      bunni lin it only gets worse (6’5”, 210) man I don’t think people understand the problems with our size.

    • @akirathearchibald7958
      @akirathearchibald7958 4 года назад +1

      Man i wish i was you

    • @derrickrosesburner6234
      @derrickrosesburner6234 4 года назад +12

      @@a-cell4564 I'm 6'4 in the 7th grade and the fact I have to sit at a desk is literally a fuck you

    • @vihansubramaniam3593
      @vihansubramaniam3593 4 года назад +1

      @@derrickrosesburner6234 ok, you might have an actual problem with being tall, people that are 6 feet tall really can't complain.

    • @joshshirley9488
      @joshshirley9488 4 года назад +3

      A-Cell 6,2&1/2 here guys don’t forget cars no leg room even with seat all the way back come on

  • @wolftamer5463
    @wolftamer5463 4 года назад +382

    “You think your movie is bad? My movie’s main plot point is a tall character. And she’s not even that tall. Beat that.” -The makers of this film

  • @Zeroshiki
    @Zeroshiki 5 лет назад +1347

    I have to wonder why Netflix is obsessed with absolutely *_terrible_* high school dramas.

    • @TheSquad4life
      @TheSquad4life 5 лет назад +16

      Cos they are fucking creeps

    • @coryf725
      @coryf725 5 лет назад +2

      Cause we all are too

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 5 лет назад +43

      Because they are easy movies, cheaper than bad action movies, and most people, except the demographic, watch them

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 5 лет назад +12

      1. A very low fruit
      2. Telling about their opinion of the intelligence of the average user

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 5 лет назад +1

      Unformed Eight considering that some of the show hit much higher I would not say it is their opinion of the average viewer, I think it’s more talking of the actual demographic they are aiming