The Greatest Subclass in TF2
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What I learned from this:
Be funny and don't use the laser guns
@@frostchak2163 go buy a sense of humor, they’re on sale now in the steam marketplace
Personally, one of my favorite subclasses is combo soldier with the bison
@@frostchak2163 r/woooooosh
@@frostchak2163 r/woooosh
@@zombieboss5178 i put the emoji to symbolize sarcasm brother pls stop r/wooshing every mf who you think didn’t get the joke
7:50 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT
I found a scout loadout back on Tumblr in 2012 which is hatless stock scout with a normal Candy Cane renamed "Buthole" (mispelled on purpose). All you do is struggle to kill anything in melee range and threaten your victims with binds.
Honestly, that subclass is really underused and overlooked so much. I love penis scout. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much
I love gun spy, its only subclass a F2P can do.
Them scout back shots go crazy
Pingass scout is bassicaly called pingas because mad milk is not actually milk and back scatter is shotgun that crit from behind
Even worse is boston basher make enemy bleed and so
Greates subclass is a gunspy. This thing is so op.
hell yeah super paper mario ost
I asked the community their favorite and least favorite tf2uber
The responses were not very friendly
The Penis Scout (also known as the "Quick Dick") is a Subclass in TF2 that is known for having a sleeper style due to its common appearance, and also known to be devastating if used properly. Variations of this include substitutes of using the Baby-Faces Blaster for speed, which will be elaborated on further.
The Penis Scout, in action, follows a simple routine: use your Mad Milk to douse the enemies, (taken from the translation of "Blow a Load," a precursor exclaimed prior to the initation of this process) then take either the approach of the Boston Basher or the Back-Scatter. Both resemble phallic objects for extra humiliation for the opponent, and even believed to have garnered this subclass' title. But, if the Penis Scout can execute the maneuver of using both weapons in tandem (Starting with the Boston Basher, preferably,) and eliminate the opponent, this succession is commonly referred to as "fucking over," and shows a capable Penis Scout from a flaccid one. One thing that aligns Penis Scout's alike regardless of skill however is the insistence to "Hit it from the back" and avoid "pulling out" until the opponent is subdued in close-quarters. The Baby Face's Blaster can be substituted if the player has trouble "Hitting it from behind" and more colloquially garnered the alternate "Quick Dick" as a result.
Additonally, this playstyle falls under the sleeper catagorey: meant to view skill or prestige under lesser standards. Wearing low-grade clothing commonly impresses the idea of a new player, and is hypothesized give the Penis Scout an advantage.
For more info about this unique Subclass, Google "penis scout" to find helpful *tips* and trivia.
this is sad
bro wrote a whole essay just to make that joke
Q U I C K D I C K
dont look it up
penis scout uses the back scatter not the baby faces blaster
Man now I can’t play tf2 without penis scouts. It’s been 15 minutes and I’ve seen like 5 already.
They're spreading
I really cant wait for the Pen1s scout to run up behind me and backscatter me, and them throw his mad milk all over me.
@@nacl4988 woah, what now? Say that again buddy bucko buckeroo? 📸🗿
XD here we come and here we go
same, i had one in a game of suijin. he was mean, nasty, spawncamping, and would constantly say "i love the peen." in chat. he was annoying, cause i was trying to get taunt kills with the sandman.
*As someone who actually plays Penis Scout, I can explain.*
It's a Bleed focused build using Mad Milk to give yourself regeneration, allowing for aggressive play style with lesser risk of punishment.
Most Penis Scouts use the Wrap Assassin, not the Basher, as it doesn't punish missed shots.
The idea is to spam out your Mad Milk, then hit them with the Bleed Projectile from the Wrap Assassin or hit them with the Basher. The damage over time restores your health, effectively giving you a brief regen where you can go for a risky play against your target with the added healing buffer.
The use of the Back Scatter is typically intended to punish your target for going for a health pack/retreating, or using their viewpunch from the bleed effect to get behind them while disoriented, and press the advantage with minicrit attacks.
Though, it's suboptimal, and usually just done for the "It's cock shaped" meme for Penis Scout.
Realistically, you want to be using Babyface or the Shortstop if you aren't going to use stock. Babyface has natural synergy with bleed, as you constantly restore your boost, which allows you to make these hyper-aggressive plays. Shortstop is a safer alternative, as the added range and consistency allows you to keep a safe distance while remaining on the offensive.
It's a meme strat, but if you play it right it's good to rattle someone not expecting it, with the extra health combined with the view punch and constant damage indicators, it's great for inducing stress while remaining highly mobile. It's surprisingly effective in pubs.
Underrated comment, this should be pinned
Wait, are you serious?
Thanks
thewhat must pin this
mfw the 1 penis scout main shows up
*Honestly, that subclass is really underused and overlooked so much. I love penis scout. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much*
Thewhat hearted my comment, but i hit edit goddamn it ;-;
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Honestly, that subclass is really underused and overlooked so much. I love penis scout. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much
Najimi??? You play tf2 that's awesome
Ya like penis?
I'd argue this subclass perfectly represents how you were made to play scout. Forget scunts. This is how scout was made to play. This was Valve's true intentions from the start. I love penisScout
This is the next generation of Scunts, the real scout players, this is peak Scout gameplay.
The greatest subclass is actually me im the greatest subclass
No be quite it’s me I’m better idiot
No you smell like subclass
The subclass of all time
Good job :)
I agree
I tried my hardest not to laugh when the subclass name was revealed cause I was in class. I failed.
Did anybody hear you
the real best subclass is schizophrenia spy:
1. use the cloak and dagger to remain invisible
2. find a stationary target (ex. engineer and sniper on 2fort)
3. stay invisible and switch different disguises rapidly while spamming voicelines so they hear a constant barrage of voices calling them a spy and what not
4. make a video on it because its funny going from having voices to being the voices
Edit: you can also occasionally decloak and immediately recloak so if they have ears it scares them. You could maybe do this once youve been going on for a while, almost making it more severe as you go
Doing this was the most fun I’ve ever had as Spy
i used to do something similar, i'd play CTF Well and sit in the dark corners of the intelligence room with the cloak and dagger and occasionally uncloak with the ambassador and headshot an engi to scare him
Bro gon go schizo
"He's in the walls..."
if you say a battle cry while looking at the enemy, the spy will humiliate him ✅
Backscatter = Backshots, Mad milk is the coom, and Scout's wiener? call that the Boston Basher.
That team at the end was really regarded in the best way possible
Same
I really cant wait for the Pen1s scout to run up behind me and backscatter me, and them throw his mad milk all over me.
It's literally called the "Back Scatter" and it does more damage from behind all while looking like a cock and balls
@@nacl4988 Boston bash yourself
@@poor4money292 how, over the course of 2000 years since tf2 added the backscatter, did i never realize that this what the joke is. Ive realized it looked like a crappy childish drawing of a cocknballs, but never anything past that surface level.
Bro, we just got rid of bots. Don’t give us a new spawncamping virus 💀
Back scatter = 🅿️🅿️, mad milk = 😉, boston basher = the act of acquiring mad milk through your back scatter. The Ellis cap brings it all together
boston basher is a sounding rod dummy
This is it, this is the correct answer. It isn't some philosophical strategy. XD
What does the Ellis cap have anything to do with it?
@@EtherealDoomed Honestly, that cap is really underused and overlooked so much. I love Ellis cap. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much
@@EtherealDoomed It's like the Gibbus+ (with Pyro-Vision goggles being Gibbus-). It's funny
Now that I’ve considered it a little mote, the whole loadout is just dick jokes. You blast all over their back with the backscatter and cover them with milk and use your sounding rod. Also, I still haven’t gotten the money for the collabs I’ve done, wheres my money TheWhat?
I’m pretty sure it’s called that because the backscatter looks like a Willy, mad milk is supposed to be sperm and the Boston Basher is what comes out when you play with yourself too much
Yeah, honestly that's a pretty obvious joke, so I genuinely can't tell if he is shitposting for the whole video or if he's dead serious
@@j.a.m.m Poe's law strikes again
Seeing the original post's Boston Basher name I don't think that's what it's supposed to represent
I was thinking either boston basher because of the three rune blade, which is a reskin and maybe they didn't have it, or what you said l'OL
Exactly! The BACKSCATTER is the PENIS, and the MAD MILK is the CUM!!!!! Astonishing that no comment was made on the connection, the people deserve to be properly informed.
Thank you, it’s content like this that made me fall In love with tf2 and gaming in general. I now find myself at a crossroads of wanting to pay tribute to this masterclass of content to experience the true power of Scout, but not wanting to give into the inherent evil of this subclass and add to the evil of this dark world.
You forgot the incredibly important technique users have dubbed the “Mickey’s Dick Smasher.” It’s really important to the subclass.
0:07 “Don’t use the laser guns”
cow mangler: :(
I was paying this subclass for 3 matches and in the first one: someone kicked me for spawn camping with backscatter and mad milk
How much did you pay this subclass?
@@TF-Boom 25/7
@@Gaelic-Spirit fr
sounds like a skill issue on their part
@@TF-Boom 9 dollars and 2 ToD tickets
Ain't no way bro made an entire video over a insignificant reddit joke on the internet 💀
Finally, someone talks about my favorite class to play
I really cant wait for the Pen1s scout to run up behind me and backscatter me, and them throw his mad milk all over me.
"Yeah I'm a big Tf2 fan- you ever heard of a penis scout?"
The greatest brapclass in tf2
Fard reverb
This video feels like watching dora the explorer point at the wrong bush for the fith time
I like how a reoccurring theme in every thewhat video is a segment dedicated to his team calling him an unfunny cringe loser
Mad Milk and Boston Basher synergize great. You milk, then hit with the basher for passive healing.
*miss with the Basher and get ridiculed by the Spy Who Laughs at the 2Fort Sink
Can you make a video on the eviction notice? I use the eviction notice notice seriously. With the family business as fat scout, you can get them to low health, then take out the eviction notice for the kill and use the surprisingly long speed boost to either run or chain kills. The speed boost messes with someone's muscle memory and you can confuse them.
Funny fishstick strat goes brrr
or just use the GRU and do the same thing but better with far superior DPS and the chance to one shot over half the classes
1:56 if you wanna skip the sponsor
I think that it's because of the shape of the back scatter and how it promotes you to go right up behind the enemy
Sticky jumper + Grenade launcher is god tier. You fire a sticky as soon as you fall so you can just go around flying around half the map.
You've edited out the usernames when showing screenshots of reddit, but not the twitter screenshot at 5:04
It's called that because you get up behind with the back scatter
Use your mad milk after you shoot your load of bullets
Then use the Boston basher to finish them
The *true* greatest sub-class is the 'Kamikaze Demo'.
For your first slot, equip the B.A.S.E. jumper to use a parachute.
For your second slot, equip the Sticky Jumper to fly around the sky like a true pilot.
For the third slot, equip the pipe bomb weapon so that when you hit somebody, you are guaranteed to die. Whether be it from the explosion or your opponent.
try playing with Mad Milk and rushing people with the Boston Basher. The milk counteracts the basher's HP drain, so it's just free bleed. Then, you can get in and start using the back scatter after your first application of Bleed to facetank.
2:15 the one on the left is actually a pretty decent change if they removed the damage vulnerability, gave him the default ammo but minus 10 bullets in reserve ammo, and got rid of the noscope headshot bs
The Boston Basher looks like like a great sounding rod 😁
Don't do it, it'll get stuck.
@@cyrusmann5443 how do you know..?
@@SomeRandomIntrovert I can tell from the shape, for one, its too large to fit in the gap, and also, the nails would most likely get lost in lower parts of the male reproductory system.
2:53 So apparently as some redditors in that thread said, he frequents dreamstan and gachalife subreddits, isn't even old enough to use reddit, and is the WORST kind of karma farmer. As a non-reddit user, you know it's bad when even the other redditors turn on you.
I fucking knew what subclass it was when I got the notification
4:38 every trolldier main: 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿
There's more.
yea in over a decade of racking up thousands of hours in TF2, you seem to have completely missed out on earning any ability to pick up on social cues
fitting.
Man, this is hilarious. The funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.
Don't forget the Stout Shako for 2 refined Demopan
Okay but I think both the Mosquito and Death Launcher of Death (whatever it was called) are funny weapon concepts that can still be balanced with number tweaks.
Look, I might be a year late but I got it within the first 30 seconds of seeing the loadout
the back scatter is (Blowing their back out)
Mad milk is pretty obvious : /
And the Boston basher is what your enemy will be feeling in their bum when you're done, hurting and bleeding.
art of the subclass 2 is insane
Its nice to see some schizo MVM stuff. My brain has been fried with no pay off FOR TO LONG!
As funny as it is of a loadout to troll with, I'm pretty sure the others down here in the comments are right. It's just a bunch of suggestive references.
Gun looks phallic.
Milk... if you know you know.
Boston basher is beating the meat... out of yourself and your enemies.
It's a pretty good loadout, but it's like an in-joke, you dont get it, unless you get it.
The forums are a lot better than reddit if I’m being honest
If anyone can create a new subclass everyday i play piss sniper piss on spies piss on teammates throw some piss at friendlies and spam schadenfreude killbind and use some piss related cosmetics
This loadout is actually good for me since I've mastered the use of mad milk and backscatter for some reason makes me aim better
Me when my team is very well regarded 😀
Mentally regarded 🥰
As soon as I saw the Backscatter I knew which subclass it was
Honestly, that subclass is really underused and overlooked so much. I love penis scout. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.
I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.
Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
Yes.
9:55: Here's an idea to make this loadout work: use the boston basher for mobility* via Boston Basher jumps, throw the mad milk where a player is going to be, and pelt them in the back before they know what's going on. if you switch weapons quickly from milk to Backscatter, you can get the drop on anyone from not-too-close distances. Keep in mind you may be alerting players to your position as you take the self-harm damage. Also, if you're out of ammo, milk plus Boston Basher can give you the sustain you need to take down most classes while also allowing for hit-and-run tactics via swinging once and receiving a small heal-over-time from the bleed effect. BUT, this is all in a perfect world.
* Swing the BB and time your jump just before you hit yourself. For maximum height, exploit the trick that allows players to jump just a tiny bit higher by crouching just before you jump. IIrc, that has something to do with delaying gravity's effect on the player for 1 frame, resulting in a higher jump. This will become a more noticeable boost when perfectly combined with the BB jump.
Edit: I kept watching. Absolute greatness! HAHAHAA
Honestly, that subclass is really underused and overlooked so much. I love penis scout. It is my greatest love and I cherish it so much
The meme at 3:29 is absolutely golden. And the fact that it wasn't even intended, either.
I actually prefer "Pedo Scout" ( Baby Face's Blaster, Mad Milk and Candy Cane ). Just trick them with the Candy Cane and you know the rest.
I just think it's a load out where it's just one big dik joke(Boston basher has "pleasure" rings)
0:57 No...
NOT YOU TOO.
When u started talking about the subclasses I was like wouldn’t it be funny if he talked about penis scout the lo and behold
2:00 I AUDIBLY GASPED
SEE THE TRIANGLE SCOUT, SQUARE SOLDIER AND CIRCLE PYRO?
I MADE THAT
THATS ME
RIGHT THERE
WOAH
Hey, that's funny. It reminds me of the time I played a lot of OboeMedic, even when people said not to.
3:51 to this day i am still laughing like pops
What you guys fell for is what's called a classic internet psyop, where people pretend that something exists until people accept that it exists.
It's like multi-layered internet irony.
I don’t think enough people noticed the “sounding rod” Boston basher
The Backscatter and Mad Milk are pretty obvious
But maybe the boston basher (and perhaps trb too) are referencing what happens when... well, when the hymen gets stretched
You get to wack yourself...
@@bitingfish9839 yeah, that actually makes more sense lol
I was more focused on the boston basher's ability to inflict bleed on others
Back scatter lets you hit back shots on the enemy
Mad milk is spoojizzicum
Boston basher is a sounding rod
Pretty simple bud.
3:24 Disguisting
Yes finally somebody pointing out the absurdity of R/TF2 I'm going insane I remember when this subclass was posted originally.
This video ruined a joke that was only kind of funny to begin with.
I recommend this subclass for man vs machine i use this and i manage to get 15 tours in one day
I saw the thumbnail and knew exactly what this was going to be
I feel like PINGAS Scout isn't necessarily its own subclass, more like a sub-subclass of the Scunt.
I just got it your supposed to be behind them and get them over and over again at close range
I love how he does everything but ask the original poster in like a DM or something
Mad milk with the back scatter always equel to a good time
8:30 sounds like a mario sound effect lol
14min long video for a bad joke about the penis shotgun and the semen milk
He puts a lot of mentions of how unfunny he is on the video, he knows, but he still chose to do it
As an immature gremlin, this video is hilarious
Man i thought this was a video of showing how to use the Back Scatter, like not playing like a spy that likes to shoot an enemy before trying to backstab them
Just wait till the when show finds out about this
He bashes his backscatter to make mad milk
How does 5:08 not explain it to you?
The Mad Milk is come
I actually use this subclass
SOUNDING ROD???? HUH???????????
Or, alternatively, you could switch to penis scout when your team is struggling to make a push, flank behind the enemy, using the back scatter and Boston basher to scatter the enemy, then use the mad milk to heal the tattered remains of your team.
I will use the laser guns. :3
7:07 There's P3nis AWP subclass, you should try it.
Yeah the penis scout is canon, u gotta use a especific hat that covers all his head and paint it skin color for more immersion