when you tell him about your wife - Bits and Banter [10/15/2024]

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @the-slunch
    @the-slunch Месяц назад +41

    I'm convinced that the wife bit stems from librarian being upset that NL thinks dlguiga is actually a finance guy with a wife and not a middle schooler. Librarian says he has a wife to try and make some point about believing chatters.

  • @raon123
    @raon123 Месяц назад +338

    I choose to believe Librarian could have a wife.

    • @onlyjohann3665
      @onlyjohann3665 Месяц назад +54

      have you seen his room, dude?

    • @dudefromcanada3317
      @dudefromcanada3317 Месяц назад +38

      We all could have a wife in 2024 🏳️‍🌈

    • @Qiaoster
      @Qiaoster Месяц назад +98

      we're librarian guys, of course we call our fauna plush our wife

    • @loneyerf625
      @loneyerf625 Месяц назад +78

      Librarian you shouldn't comment with other accounts on your own video.

    • @dooppooter
      @dooppooter Месяц назад +9

      I choose to believe Librarian guys. Of course we have wives.

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann Месяц назад +54

    "It will never be winter break again"posters when having a kid who has those experiences walks into the room

  • @Youngbyrnes
    @Youngbyrnes Месяц назад +39

    I haven't watched a librarian video since the last bits and banter, I really needed this

  • @niera_da
    @niera_da Месяц назад +112

    Starting with "The Sublime Object of Ideology" is like trying to swim over the Atlantic when you don't know how to swim. Should've started with "The Pervert's Guide to Ideology" or something like "Violence".

    • @scotts8531
      @scotts8531 Месяц назад +1

      Reading Zizek is like sifting through inscrutable mountains of steaming horse shit to find the little nuggets of gold his logorrhea occasionally produces. Just go to the sources instead of the schlock his Yugoslav amphetamine addled mind craps out. No offence.

    • @hwllw464
      @hwllw464 Месяц назад +3

      100%, I haven't really liked his books (they're too neurotic for me), but that's not the one you should start with 😔

    • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIllIlIII
      @IlIlIlIlIlIlIllIlIII Месяц назад +18

      Should have started with Phenomenology of Spirit by Hegel to prove he's not a coward. Just raw-dog philosophy like that, read it with a tight grip like a sloppy Brandon Sandersson fast-food novel drenched in noumenal tears.

    • @glam_racket
      @glam_racket Месяц назад +7

      @@IlIlIlIlIlIlIllIlIIInoumenon when phenomenon walks in

    • @shitpostfella5528
      @shitpostfella5528 Месяц назад

      Living in the end times is also good for a beginner I think

  • @Unbrowny
    @Unbrowny Месяц назад +52

    Q-tip is a legendary rapper and producer and an integral member of the hip-hop group A Tribe Called Quest. I don't know why anyone would put him in their ear! 😂

    • @XDarkxSteel
      @XDarkxSteel Месяц назад +13

      To listen to his wonderful music through their earbuds of course

    • @lolzforlunch
      @lolzforlunch Месяц назад +2

      "Honey can you hand me a Q-tip?
      "" ""

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 Месяц назад +58

    imagine starting with the Sublime Object of Ideology 🤣🤣🤣 guy like you, i think Heaven in Disorder is more your speed😏

    • @RadarFinsR
      @RadarFinsR Месяц назад +24

      My favourite Zizek is him debating Jordan Peterson
      "Where are the Marxists? tell me where they are so I know"

  • @Snyphurr.
    @Snyphurr. Месяц назад +41

    Absolute S+ Tier thumbnail

    • @evandrofilipe1526
      @evandrofilipe1526 Месяц назад +5

      Its so much better because the guy who nl is putting his arm on is librarian

    • @jsj0520
      @jsj0520 Месяц назад

      @@evandrofilipe1526how do you know this😂? It does make it funnier

    • @evandrofilipe1526
      @evandrofilipe1526 Месяц назад

      @@jsj0520 I watched the video

  • @darkvoid1234567890
    @darkvoid1234567890 Месяц назад +58

    50:41 me when I'm trying too hard to convince my friends I'm straight

  • @henryb3066
    @henryb3066 Месяц назад +20

    “Pyramid 1’s been active for years” destroyed me

  • @2jacked2read
    @2jacked2read Месяц назад +43

    All old clips of NL shock me bc he sounds so different

  • @jonisalive3739
    @jonisalive3739 Месяц назад +30

    wife supercut when

  • @nothankyou7729
    @nothankyou7729 Месяц назад +7

    that coilhead popping up with its neck not popped yet is so scary man. it's like it was asleep or something, like he was there when it fuckin spawned in

    • @jakereich2080
      @jakereich2080 Месяц назад +2

      The coilhead has a "refractory period" now where after a certain amount of chase he will disable. He was already spawned in it seems. You are completely right when you say it looks like it's asleep, because it literally is. This was added recently btw

  • @Shapio
    @Shapio Месяц назад +4

    1:03:43 Surgeons be like "okay, I trust that you've read all of the material in preparation for today"
    Gamer surgeons be like "that's pretty pog"

  • @PepperoniVT
    @PepperoniVT Месяц назад +2

    1:10:03 "she's one of my favorite people in the world" was so sweet ❤

  • @Lucky_Silver
    @Lucky_Silver Месяц назад +3

    joel was really on it in this stream holy moly usually you only see him like once in a while but I saw him nonstop this time

  • @SoundQuester
    @SoundQuester Месяц назад +11

    Hootley Bagoo it's another video from you

  • @u_ser-8-6-2
    @u_ser-8-6-2 Месяц назад +2

    9:46 "why thank you good sir"
    nl: *smashing the shit out of the wall*

  • @jimslickens
    @jimslickens Месяц назад +56

    Q-tips were literally invented for cleaning ears. He is 100% right about Q-tips.

    • @paradajzisnicla
      @paradajzisnicla Месяц назад +23

      Yeah but you shouldn't be putting them in your ears.

    • @screenaimless
      @screenaimless Месяц назад +27

      Q-tips can & will aggravate preexisting conditions related to the ear canal.
      And don't worry, even if you don't use q-tips, the ENT doc will ridicule you and make the process of shoving a camera in your ear canal as painful as they possibly can.
      a Q-tip in the ear after a shower goes crazy, though.

    • @LiveFromTheBog
      @LiveFromTheBog Месяц назад +23

      I don’t really believe that they invented a whole guy just to put in your ear, especially when he’s got such a storied music career

    • @Stinkbug_Ab
      @Stinkbug_Ab Месяц назад +1

      Its like a Nasa invention where it was made for space but it's more useful for cleaning shit

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 Месяц назад +5

      @@LiveFromTheBog but how else am I gonna listen to ATCQ

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch Месяц назад +2

    4:00
    Me meeting NL for the first time when he's with his wife and kid at Dave and Busters and I came alone.

  • @audiblysticky
    @audiblysticky Месяц назад +2

    I work with hearing aids so we see a lot of wavy ears. Q-tips are good for surface level wax, if you don’t produce much, or are consistent enough to prevent build up. But once there is build up, the gooey wax will dry and harden, and just build up in layers as you compact it in with the Q-tip
    It’s easier to say “don’t use to clean ears” across the board then to be like “yeah you can but only if you don’t have much wax to begin with or work in such a way where it doesn’t build up an excess; and get your ears regularly checked by your doctor”
    It’s a bigger issue with older folks, and especially people using hearing aids (or earbuds tbh) since having something consistently in your ear, that your body will try to reject with more wax production.
    It all depends situation to situation, I could have someone clogging their HA filters every two weeks (norms for cleanings are like every three months) but they have zero build up because it’s just being pulled out with the HA, or some people who don’t need filters replaced often, but experience a lot of feedback because the HA isn’t sealing sound correctly, because they have a huge hunk of dry hard wax in their ear, so HA isn’t sitting right

  • @extr3mev0id19
    @extr3mev0id19 Месяц назад +11

    Chickety-china the Chinese chicken

    • @JoeyTheShmo
      @JoeyTheShmo Месяц назад +3

      Being 13 and thinking you’re being bad for listening to a band called Barenaked Ladies. Priceless

  • @TheCanadianLemur
    @TheCanadianLemur Месяц назад +6

    As someone with naturally curly hair who has had it trimmed short on the sides for about a decade, the broccoli haircut trend is maybe the worst thing to ever happen to me. At least I wear my hair off to one side so it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough to piss me off man

  • @judehoeffel8130
    @judehoeffel8130 Месяц назад +37

    We’re librarian guys oh god oh god keep going I’m so close ubhhh

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt Месяц назад +2

    I can't believe PYRAMID #1 has been activated :(

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 Месяц назад +3

    How many times are we gonna have to hear the Q-tips bit? lmao

  • @incorporealrn
    @incorporealrn Месяц назад +11

    This thumbnail has opposite but at the same time similar energy to the mpreg one I feel

    • @BENNYBUUJ
      @BENNYBUUJ Месяц назад

      WHY IS IT SUGGESTING MPREG AS A SEARCH TERM LMFAO

  • @DizzyEyes94
    @DizzyEyes94 Месяц назад +1

    Paul McCartney will be pleased to know that Foreigner has been inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame!

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 Месяц назад

    My understanding of stretching is that it keeps you from getting as sore/ stiff muscles afterwards if you're really pushing yourself, and it also lowers the chance of injuring yourself if you use your muscles without warming up. It basically just heightens your tolerance for using your muscles. Obviously, as long as you exercise regularly this will happen on its own, albeit more slowly, so it's most important when you've had a break and your muscles have tensed up again.
    Also, I guess it might allow you to build more muscle because you're breaking more muscle fibers, and allowing them to be rebuilt

  • @Maverick_Merc
    @Maverick_Merc 21 день назад

    [Personal +2 Timestamps]
    1:31:49 "Oak"
    1:37:13 "Airplane"
    1:55:02 "Power of God"
    1:57:25 "Kill 'em"

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel Месяц назад +18

  • @boshiwoshi
    @boshiwoshi Месяц назад +1

    nl and librarian saving me as im doing my assignments

  • @zaonikoviolet
    @zaonikoviolet Месяц назад +2

    Kory with the Cave In shirt!

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 Месяц назад +5

    i love you lirbarian :3

  • @GaleblazeXYZ
    @GaleblazeXYZ Месяц назад +1

    Shout-out to that chatter who cleared A20 with the silent, good stuff

  • @XDarkxSteel
    @XDarkxSteel Месяц назад +1

    Chiblee's just living in 2034

  • @clever-username
    @clever-username Месяц назад +13

    the music in the bar at 20:17 sounds like boards of canada 1969

  • @B_dev
    @B_dev Месяц назад +1

    really funny looking at old NL vs new NL his voice got less deep but his mannerisms got more mature and masculine lmao

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 Месяц назад

    That outro fucking kills me every time man

  • @HaveALafeProDuctions
    @HaveALafeProDuctions Месяц назад

    This thumbnail goes hard

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 Месяц назад

    Maid cafe bit SENT me

  • @Crawlforth
    @Crawlforth Месяц назад +5

    1:46:02 me after watching The Dark Knight Rises

  • @danieldosso2455
    @danieldosso2455 Месяц назад +2

    As a dude who still does Broom + Mop the old fashioned way, hearing Broom+Mop clears Vacuum is a horrible take.

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 Месяц назад

    8:55 that's insanely based
    Do not let corpos rob you of your data, take the matters into your own hands and maintain complete control

  • @SW1ZZMAN
    @SW1ZZMAN Месяц назад +4

    Hello to the gamers

  • @cdw2468
    @cdw2468 Месяц назад +1

    trying to read critical theory, let alone that specific book, as your starting point is crazy. it's giving "i dont need the tutorial and also i'll start with the difficulty set to 'hard'"

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif Месяц назад +1

    3:54 Is very Jermapilled with Northernlion characteristics.

  • @HarryAyA
    @HarryAyA Месяц назад +3

    Oh it's over 2 hours.

  • @procyon6445
    @procyon6445 27 дней назад

    "DLGuiga? The New York financier?!

  • @DiiNovensiles
    @DiiNovensiles Месяц назад +1

    As someone who sometimes does 10 minutes of yoga in the morning yes stretching does a shitton, flexibility at least goes crazy after just 3 days in a row of that.

  • @Garydos07
    @Garydos07 Месяц назад +1

    1:06:37 me as I'm in bed with my deer blanket right now: "woah"

  • @BloodlightX
    @BloodlightX Месяц назад +11

    NL WISHED he had that kinda chin like in the thumbnail.

  • @GiodyneSTG
    @GiodyneSTG Месяц назад

    NL getting recognized at a grocery store is too classic

    • @Farticuss
      @Farticuss Месяц назад

      You just gotta hang out in the produce section by the cosmic crisps, he'll show up eventually.

  • @guerra7021
    @guerra7021 Месяц назад

    18:47 Dandadan reference

  • @derekpapin2181
    @derekpapin2181 Месяц назад +1

    Literally people who have more flexibility and mobility live longer and higher quality lives🤣😭

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer Месяц назад

    I have 1gb per month data for £5. But like I have wifi at home, so it's all I need

  • @slothbro2740
    @slothbro2740 Месяц назад

    I know q-tips shouldn't go in your ear but I have developed a way to do it that I have no way of proving but I am sure is safe for you ear. Until i get my ears cleaned professionally by one of those that have the camera that go in I won't be convinced what I am doing is bad. I get a lot of wax on that bad boy

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 Месяц назад

    bless librarian

  • @clankclankimatank
    @clankclankimatank Месяц назад

    did he just intuit the fact that static stretching does fuck all?

  • @ace8780
    @ace8780 Месяц назад

    36:03 he’s ted kaczynski posting again. Anyone who agrees with NL here please listen to Industrial Society and its Future

  • @arkelon
    @arkelon Месяц назад

    I tried to read Beaudrillard, couldn't get through the first page

  • @kevincostnerino
    @kevincostnerino Месяц назад

    Kate trying to speak for all Asians, tell that to my in-laws who straight up live at my place months at a time.

  • @Zythryl
    @Zythryl Месяц назад

    I'm really not sure that my fear of the Boston Dynamics robot(s) is irrational. I just can't get the image of myself throwing a brick at it, only for it to catch the brick in such a way that it continues the brick's arc, then swivel such that the robot preserves the brick's momentum but redirects it right back at me, but with added mechanical robot arm force, out of my head.
    You can't be like "naur bro the companies that make q-tips are promoting themselves in a specific way" (as is all marketing), and also believe Boston Dynamics would never pull the same tricks.
    Ig the best way of going about it though is just throwing the brick at the robot anyway as opposed to giving up on the spot.

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend Месяц назад +2

    -2 it ain't misandrist to think he'd be tempted to stay with someone who's like his wife when that's his entire reason for living right now
    Could happen to a woman who lost her husband too

  • @Garydos07
    @Garydos07 Месяц назад

    zizek is not something you really just walk into lol.

  • @Roi985
    @Roi985 Месяц назад

    jesus chat are such pushovers, shitting on philosophy when NL is ranting about Zizek, but I 100% bet ya when he talked about him last time and said he was interesting all those guys agreed aswell...
    I guess it is normal for followers to act like that, but I'd hoped NL viewers would somehow be better lol

    • @Roi985
      @Roi985 Месяц назад

      damn he even kind of addresses this in later in the video lol

  • @RagingSlowbro
    @RagingSlowbro Месяц назад

    28:17 golden kappa spotted