Gift card giveaway. send Jeffy your funniest joke and win a gift card of your choice
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- jeffy and marvin celebrate 500 subs with a $50 gift card giveaway. send us your funniest joke and win! Marvin picks the Winner. God luck
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What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman ?
Once a superhero and once is command
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
Excellent jokes all round fellow viewers and subscribers. Keep it going. This is going to very difficult to choose a winner.
Q- Where do you find a cow with no legs ?
Me - where?
A- wherever you left it. 🤓
Women: "Communication is the key"
Man: "What's wrong?"
Women: "Nothing. Good night."
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?😂
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Because he comes once a year! 😭😂 ifykyk
What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!”
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around here, I'll go on ahead.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A yamahahahaha.
Why do fish have trouble dating?
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but love is in the air.
What do you call a fish that wears a bow ties?
so-FISH-ticated
(Sophisticated)
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
@arianaxx65 thanks for subscribing to our youtube channel 👍
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh…
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed a little space.
I taught a wolf to mediate
Now he's aware wolf
"Hey, bug on my back", asked a fly. "Are you a mite?"
"I mite be," giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. "That's the worst joke l've ever heard!"
"Well, what do you expect?" said the mite.
"I came up with it on the fly."
What does mario wear?
Denim danim danim
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
....because the student's were so bright....❤😅
I feel this joke kinda slaps😂
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All of them. Buildings can't jump. 😂
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"
The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
Whats blue but not heavy?
Light blue
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry😂
What did the corn say to another corn
You look grassy😅😅
MARVIN.....Why did the golfer wear 2 sets of pants?
JEFFY....Incase he got a hole in 1😂
What did the fish day when it swam it to the concrete wall
Dam!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
Roll yourself in wrapping paper and then tape it closed.
That's how you live in the present.😅
Hoping to get picked❤❤❤
How about this one: Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! 😃
They say, you attract what you fear.
Me: AHHH!!! CASH!!! AHHHH!!! SO SCARYYYY!
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunder pants..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What Do You Call A Cow 🐮 That Plays The Guitar 🎸
…… A Moo Sician 🎶
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi.
Ok here is mine👇
A woman is watching a film at the cinema when the people in front of her start talking. She taps one on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, but I can't hear."
The person scowls and says, "I should hope not. This is a private conversation.”
Marvin : Did you see the movie Constipation?
Jeffy: No?
Marvin: Thats because it never came out 😅
#DadJokes
Thank you thank I’m here all week!
Why did marvinjeffyfun shutdown
Because logan sent them a cease a desist 😂
Thats hate lil bro.
What's the favourite colour of dads who's answering the phone?
Yellow
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
My Dad and I having a conversation..
Dad: Tina call me now!
Me: No, I don't wanna talk
Dad: Please, it's 🇦🇷
Me: ??
Dad: It's Urgent Tina
Me: This is exactly why I don't wanna talk
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare."
How do fish get high? With a seaweed 😭🤣
Congrats homies ❤❤❤
What do you call smart people in the US ?
A Tourist
How does the moon cut it’s hair?
Eclipse it 🤣
I went to the aquarium but I didn't stay there for too long cuz there was something fishy about it
A fly says to a human, "Do you have any food?" The human says, "No," and the fly leaves. The fly comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any food?" The human says, "No." The fly comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any food?"
The human says, "I've already told you 'No' twice!
If you come back and ask me again, I'm going to swat you with a newspaper!"
The next day the fly comes back and says, "Do you have a newspaper I could borrow?" The human says, "No."
The fly says, "Then do you have any food?” 😂
What did one toilet say to another toilet?
You look a bit flushed
I was going to go vegan
Until i realised it would be a big mis-steak
How do meteorologists go up a mountain?
They climate.
What do the Vancouver Canucks and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice!
Congratulations 🎊🎈
How much room do you need to grow a fungus?
As mushroom as possible.
Why is it impossible to play hide-and-seek with Pokémon?
Because they always Pikachu.
What is 6.9?
A good thing ruined by period
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 😃
What the rabbit favourite drinks?
It's beer cuz it made with hops
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Where's popcorn
I got fired from the bread factory for poor production manager
Evidently I wasn't making enough dough 😅
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for years ?
Church
2 years ago my doctor told me that i might be going def
I haven't Heard from him ever since
Me- Mom what do you call water that's cold?!
Mom- cold water
Me- Mom what do you call water that's hot?!
Mom- Umm hot water
Me- Mom what do you call water that's frozen?!
Mom- frozen water
Me- No you silly, it’s ICE 🧊
I used to be a programmer developing auto correct software but they fired me for no raisin
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it died 5 years ago
My son made an essay about cheese
The teacher grated it
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!
What did the desert say when it got Flooded?
Lone time no sea
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with.
What do you can a man without a body and a nose…?
No body nose..😅
Why was 10 afraid?
Because hes in the middle of 9/11
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Do you see my comment?
Who won?
@Selenophile-1 we have not closed the competition due to many fake subscriber accounts.. don't worry you are legit.
Are you from Mississippi cuz ur the only miss whose piss i sippi 😅
@sahil7073 good one and thanks for subscribing to out channel
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless
Can you do 50 comment?
@@AnonymousTH1 ok sounds good.
Let's do 50
@@Jeffyandmarvinfun I shared it to my friends and family let's go
@AnonymousTH1 excellent. Thank you.
@@Jeffyandmarvinfun much love 😘
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry😂