"Moderation is the key." I learned it the hard way too. I got so excited when I first got La Nuit de L'homme, I sprayed God knows how many times, and everyone in the train was staring at me as they were passing out.
Well it was coming off strong on me and people I met that day complained to me about my trigger. Besides, here in Japan not many people spray colognes like La nuit.
I'll just copy-paste my comment from Max video 1.Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle On a first date "This is the most disgusting thing i've EVER smelled.I'm about to puke.I'm out.Have a nice day"...and she left. 2.Un Jardin Sur Le Nil by Hermes - hate this one. "Did you pour yourself with tomato and carrot juice?" 3.Eau Sauvage Extreme by Christian Dior "Why are you wearing Sauvage Extreme?" ... "?!?! Why? How do you know?" ".. "My grandfather is wearing it all the time" 4.Sahara Noir by Tom Ford "You're coming from a funeral-right? " 5.Tobacco Oud by Tom Ford On a date "If you're a heavy smoker it won't work out".
For me it's Dior Sauvage, when my wife smelled it for the first time she winced and pulled her head back and said "Omg what is that shit please wash it off NOW" and what's funny is she bought it for me. To me it smells like the pine-tree car freshners
It can have a strong pepper vibe but Dior Sauvage for me is one of the best compliment getters. Women seem to really love the scent in my experience and ive never had bad feedback from it.
A coworker once gave me that horrible secretions cologne knowing that I love fragrances so I was like cool another cologne to add to the collection I remember being outside and sprayed some on my hand omg how putrid .
Ah! so the key is NOT to spray 24 sprays of 24!....damn! my life has been a lie! xD And oooooh you have Amouage Gold?! I've been so curious about that one, I need to get me a sample now, the old school Amouage!
I laughed at the part ya mentioned ya wear frags strategically around your wife. This video made me realize why I appreciate frag reviewers so much. Ya guys get thru the horrible stuff so we don't have to lol. Looking forward to more videos Ashton!
Tobacco Oud is one of the go to fragrances for that, seriously. I love it and she runs from it. I just don't know what she's smelling in it because to me it's great.
With lots of these, a delicate application is key. Anything with civet in it, in small amounts it's intoxicating, but the moment you cross that fine line, someone will inevitably ask you if you just cleaned a cat box. CdG's Odeur 71 is one that I wear frequently and I was asked once if I'd been near an electrical fire. Fragrance is a funny thing. Does one wear it to get a positive reaction from others, like a nice suit or a great haircut? Or is it something one wears simply because they like the way it smells. I wear anything from vintage Old Spice to Shalimar to Secretions Magnifiques, simply because I like the way they smell, and for no other reason.
Hey brother! Oh my god, I'd never thought of that. Honestly it's not that far off the mark, all they need is a nice "rotting flesh accord" and you're there.
I remember back in the 80´s I loved Kouros by YSL and whenever I was visiting my mother she always asked me whether I had taken a shower with horse pee. She hated it, but I never hesitated to wear it again on the next visit. I´m sometimes still wearing Kouros to this day(even though it´s not the same anymore) and have to smirk, that some people on the street wonder where the horsepiss smell comes from. Never mind, I still love Kouros. And up to this day I still don´t know what horsepee smells like
you should do a first impression video of Muscs Koublai Khan by Serge Lutens. I haven't tried the fragrance but a friend told me that it has a very prominent female genitalia accord lol. he let friends and family smell it and they all said the same thing. he said it's the most daring scent he's tried.
Great video. My wife hates Creed Milisieme Imperiale and I don't understand why. She loves Aventus, Original Santal and Green Irish Tweed. I don't think she likes the melon in MI. I sold my bottle of 24 Gold. I just felt it was too strong...and that was with 3 sprays not 7! I also got rid of my bottle of Nasomato Pardon. Too Strong. I have received some nice compliments on A Men. After the drydown it is quite nice.
Worst I've ever smelled was an $8 drug store cologne in the Pinaud line called "Special Reserve Musk". Imagine a cologne with the only note being the most overpowering musk in existence, never mellows out, it smells the same and just as strong eight hours later (hey I guess you have to give it some credit for longevity). It's so strong it literally made my eyes water and my throat close up. It just reeks of cheap sleaziness, for some reason just smelling it makes me picture some tacky 70's dude wearing a leisure suit and splashing it on his exposed chest hair.
great video Ash, you know that honestly I had somehow been trying to get a sample of secretions but after the many many...many bad reviews I decided not to lol
Great video. Really funny. As you said moderation and season. My wife is very finicky, so there is a lot of scrutiny of my frags. She likes body creams and lotions. She says they last longer on her skin. So like you if I want to get under her skin I'll load up on Interlude orMusc Rav,. But I keep 5-10 ml decants of Tabac Rogue which she absolutely hates. LOL !
Ashton, it's interesting you had a couple of Fords there. The 2 worst reactions i've had (both from wife) were for Tobacco Vanille and Plum Japonais. I may have over sprayed ;)
Yep before I knew anything about cologne, I wore 1 spray of Versace Eros in the office (lol) and this girl said "oh my god it's still in my nose, I can't". Scrubbed my chest with water and toilet paper during my lunch break lol
Yea,its strange how people around you can smell the perfume but not yourself. I sprayed like 4 spray bulgari aqua amara and i had to open the windos in my car,and then open the doors and get out a few minutes...my wife was not happy 😁 Or yesterday when i was alone a sprayed alot of Armani Aqua and of course did my wife get home just in time....she said her nose was destroyed 😂
ha,ha,ha...very good video 😉 I'm the same experience whith A*men and Ultramale...i love this to but the first time i'm overspryed 😛 thanks for the video 👍
_Who is wearing the whore perfume_ XD. I got " Who smells like a French Whore" once. I over sprayed . I was reading somewhere that the usage of ambrett can give of the kitty kat piss thing. I wore a History d Parfums one and all I kept thinking , wow, I smell like a cat box. Forgot which one. My worst reaction was from Montale's Fruit of the Musc. I couldn't wash it off either. What a headache i had and the looks I got.
Great video bro ! P.S. Honestly today i did order 2 bottles of A*Men as a back-up caz it was on sale,been super happy untill now... After this video i do feel kind of so down :))))well thats life:) anyways thx a lot for great work, you really rock brother,cheers
I'm always interested in scents that Luca Turin loves but I hate-- like Secretions. I just got a bunch of samples including the Histoires De Parfum line. I tried Noir Patchouli and thought it smelled like bug spray, and it lasted 24 hours-- couldn't even wash it off. So I check my copy of "Perfumes A-Z", and Luca gives it four stars! He gave Secretions five stars! Just amazing how our noses differ.
As Steven from Redolessense says when you like a frag, but no one else does. You just wear it around the house. Its called a "colognely". LOL! Think most of us have them.
I don't understand why everybody hates Secretions Magnifiques. It's one of my favourite fragrance. Just bought the second bottle. Of course it is not everyday fragrance but I spray it on me frequently.
I recently bought Mr. Burberry Indigo. Oh My God! Absolute worst fragrance mistake I ever made. Smelled like rotting, decayed vegetation that some wild animal in heat urinated all over. And like a dink I wore it for 10 days. Not one compliment and several derisive stares. I finally gave it to my neighbor who is using it to neutralize her cat's litter box odor. Yes, that's a true story. I absolutely detest that fragrance - almost reminds me of necrotizing fasciitis. Need I say more.
Gents Scents right after I finished my workout I literally ended up here after watching Cubaknow’s video on the the sample he got from you of the last drag you mentioned. His face expressions literally made me feel like I was going to throw up!🤣😂🤢💯 I needed to eat some fruits to get some calories and sugar in because I was feeling dizzy AF man!
I once wore a sample of Invictus. My sister looked at me like she smelled a can of chickpeas, and said I smelled like a 16 year old douchebag from a rural village gym. Years ago this Moroccan woman I had for booty calls, always loved Terre d'Hermes EDT on me. One summer day we dated, I decided to spray on Dsquared2 He Wood instead. Bad mistake. She ordered me to wash it off, then to put on Terre d'Hermes EDT. We still had a good time afterwards. I've been dating a Kurdish woman from Iraq as well. One day I decided to wear ScentStory 24 Gold. Bad mistake. She said it reminded her of middle aged Iraqi men, and asked why I didn't wear Bleu de Chanel. We showered.
I haven't tried secretions magnifique but couple weeks ago tried Blood Concept MA+, i almost threw up.I wanted to try Secretion for fun but I changed my mind after that fragrance:D
Man made cologne is trash, lol. That cologne just smells bad. I don't know where people take it smells good. Also Invictus is a no! No! Savage smells good, but in low doses its way to metallic. Great video BTW.
Even the name.. "secretions", not the best name for a fragrance. Funny enough for me the only cologne I got a bad reaction from was Chanel allure homme sport eau extreme. That being said I was in a plane and about to get off, probably not the best place to spray a cologne. The lady infront of me literally had to cover her nose. Not sure if it was because of me or from something else but I only sprayed 2 sprays on my neck from an atomizer in the lavatory. I personally didn't think it was that strong.
My worst blind buy has been Jacques Bogart One Man Show Ruby Edition, after hearing some praise for the smell and reviewing Fragrantica and it was like $13 I pulled the trigger...got it...sprayed it, smells nothing as described...smelled like urinal cakes, I use it to refresh the bathroom now after dropping a deuce
YEezz!! I am not alone. I was feeling a little adventurous and confident so I thought I could pull off an aftershave with a strong rose note. Totally feeling myself until the wife walks by and says simply says...what old lady have you been hugging ;-( She is a also not a fan of Oud
Tom ford noir edp is very nice masculine scent. Perhaps the person who gave you negative feedback had a broken nose. I personally enjoy that scent a lot.
I never overspray. 4 sprays is my maximum number, and I'm talking about the likes of dior homme sport 2012. maybe that's why I can rock amouage gold and get compliments off it. the only negative reaction I have ever gotten has been to aventus because my clinic uses a similar smelling air freshener in the bathrooms. and one of the nurses once asked me why I smelled like the bathroom, lol.
Haha, nooo! I have learned to not overspray but it was a gradual process. I was always worried about not being smelled and ended up spraying too much. I've learned the error of my ways.
Secretions magnifiques is the perfect fragrance if your name is Hannibal Lector or The Excorcist. 2 years ago i sampled tobacco vanille. I sprayed it and a female colleague of mine said this is one of the most harsh fragrances i have ever smelled. A torture for your nose. If you want negative reactions you need to spray skanky dirty old man kind of fragrances with oud,civet or strong tobacco notes.
Great review Ashton . . . tooo funny !! I've had the same reaction when overspraying . . . I finally learned to test wear each new fragrance at home and adjust for season/temperature and apply accordingly. My first big faux pas was having a cold . . . not realising that I was anosmic . . . and applying way, way too much Black Orchid. Well, this attractive redhead that I knew came up to me and flatly stated . . . You stink !! ( lesson learned . . . never to be forgotten !! )
Hahaha, oh man I had to learn the hard way too. I've done that with some Creeds, sprayed on too much and been anosmic. When you start getting negative reactions from people pleasing scents (as I did in the past) then you know you've gone too far.
I like Secreations magnifiques, I love smelling it for the art of the perfume, occasionally wear it around the house, but I'm not that stupid to wear it around people 😂 - 1. For me worst reaction was wearing Dior Eau noire to dinner with my fiancé and the people behind us saying that someone smells of left over curry mixed with sweat. never will I wear it again.
My wife was completely repulsed by the Tom Ford one also. I had a sample of Terre D'Hermes, she said "what is that? Throw that away!".... and Guerlain Homme got pretty much the same reaction.
Well, here goes: 1. Parfums d'Empire - Aziyade - been accused of smelling like very sweaty female genitalia in nylon yoga pants (???), although i kinda see it. SImilar sweaty young girl in a public bus mid summer in high noon vibe comes from Santal Blush by TF. 2. Histoires de Parfums - Marquis de Sade - a cleaning lady that works in my company told me that I smell of urinal cakes 3. Secretions - smelling like a dog taking a dump on a really hot asphalt (???) 4. Serge Lutens - Jeaux de peau - just smells nauseating to me, as is Florabellio by Diptyque. Can't stand them. 5. Amouage Gold - just too much (and I like Kouros & similar) Babywipes with a bit of alcohol vinegar do help a lot when you try to get rid of a frag. Just rub the skin with it, then wash with soap and water (not for the ones with sensitive skin) ;D
HI THANKS FOR SHARING THOSE UNPLEASANT MOMENTS. A AMEN GOT ME INSTANT COMPLIMENTS.LOVE IT 24 GOLD I REALLY LIKE. THE REST I DONT CARE FOR THAT MUCH. BOTTOM LINE 1 OR 2 SPRAYS FOR HEAVY HITTERS IS JUST FINE
Hahah this video was fun! Really looking forward to see the video where your wife smells that awful mess! I've gotten bad reactions with dior homme. One comment was that it smells like old lady.
Tom Ford fragrances smell like shit and are overpriced. There, I said it. Do yourself a favour and buy some Creed or Amouage instead. Though I do agree on Amouage Gold aswell, it's bad.
Secretions Magnifiques. I hope you didn't buy that bottle. When I smelled Secretions Magnifiques, the guy at the store insisted on walking out into the street before he sprayed the tester strip. The story I would weave is: imagine it's 3am, and for some unknown reason you've decided to take a shortcut down a pitch black alley. You pass the back of some filthy unlicensed 'exotic' restaurant and, heaven knows how, you trip and find yourself sprawled in the five week old trash from that restaurant. Now you have an inkling of the vile rotten decaying stench that is Secretions Magnifiques.
padelig r I was told by a female friend that Tobacco Oud made me smell like a "very old man, with one foot in the grave and the other foot in a nursing home". Yeah, I still wear it around her anyway 😊
My 5 dog shit Ines are as follows 1. Dec by smell bent 2. Amen 3. Amen a taste of fragrance 4. Dreamer by Versace 5. Encre noir by Lalique All have had negative reviews especially the Dec by smell bent which I gave the shitty review to..
got me compliments "mainly from myself"..😂😂...yeah, i can relate to that😃
Yeahhh. I end up thinking "damn, I smell great!" and then my wife shoots me down.
yep...been there..then I hug my wife and she reacts like she's about to succumb to gasoline fumes....lol!
Blood semen and sweat was my tag in high school
Cubaknow Your high school life sounds like it was more interesting than mine, man.
Cubaknow lmao
Sounds like an episode of beyond scared straight gone wrong! 😳👎
Yuck
Secreations is great for when you get pulled over by a cop, they let you go EVERY time!
Monstrous cloud of cat piss destruction LOL
Cool video Ashton, it looks like you're a heavy sprayer like me... ;)
Thanks for partaking in the TAG!
Haha, I can be yeah. I've toned it down over the years but sometimes I still go a little heavy.
"Moderation is the key." I learned it the hard way too. I got so excited when I first got La Nuit de L'homme, I sprayed God knows how many times, and everyone in the train was staring at me as they were passing out.
Well it was coming off strong on me and people I met that day complained to me about my trigger. Besides, here in Japan not many people spray colognes like La nuit.
I'll just copy-paste my comment from Max video
1.Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle
On a first date "This is the most disgusting thing i've EVER smelled.I'm about to puke.I'm out.Have a nice day"...and she left.
2.Un Jardin Sur Le Nil by Hermes - hate this one.
"Did you pour yourself with tomato and carrot juice?"
3.Eau Sauvage Extreme by Christian Dior
"Why are you wearing Sauvage Extreme?" ... "?!?! Why? How do you know?" ".. "My grandfather is wearing it all the time"
4.Sahara Noir by Tom Ford
"You're coming from a funeral-right? "
5.Tobacco Oud by Tom Ford
On a date "If you're a heavy smoker it won't work out".
I love TF Tobacco Oud! My family and friends though... not so much. It’s one of my go to grabs when I get a night at home alone.
"It's called Sex Panther....it's illegal in 9 countries"
It smells like Bigfoots d*ck. Lol..
@@harveytrevino2257 Hilarious!
Very few Tom Ford fragrances are wearable. I don't own tobacco oud but Noir & Tuscan leather garner the most negative reactions for me.
For me it's Dior Sauvage, when my wife smelled it for the first time she winced and pulled her head back and said "Omg what is that shit please wash it off NOW" and what's funny is she bought it for me. To me it smells like the pine-tree car freshners
Haha too funny !
It can have a strong pepper vibe but Dior Sauvage for me is one of the best compliment getters. Women seem to really love the scent in my experience and ive never had bad feedback from it.
A coworker once gave me that horrible secretions cologne knowing that I love fragrances so I was like cool another cologne to add to the collection I remember being outside and sprayed some on my hand omg how putrid .
Ah! so the key is NOT to spray 24 sprays of 24!....damn! my life has been a lie! xD
And oooooh you have Amouage Gold?! I've been so curious about that one, I need to get me a sample now, the old school Amouage!
Lex Ellis It's definitely old school man, I wager that you would dig it. Performs like a boss too!
Sold! haha
Please do more of these
Love your video you are the best fragrance RUclipsr
I laughed at the part ya mentioned ya wear frags strategically around your wife.
This video made me realize why I appreciate frag reviewers so much. Ya guys get thru the horrible stuff so we don't have to lol.
Looking forward to more videos Ashton!
Tobacco Oud is one of the go to fragrances for that, seriously. I love it and she runs from it. I just don't know what she's smelling in it because to me it's great.
With lots of these, a delicate application is key. Anything with civet in it, in small amounts it's intoxicating, but the moment you cross that fine line, someone will inevitably ask you if you just cleaned a cat box. CdG's Odeur 71 is one that I wear frequently and I was asked once if I'd been near an electrical fire. Fragrance is a funny thing. Does one wear it to get a positive reaction from others, like a nice suit or a great haircut? Or is it something one wears simply because they like the way it smells. I wear anything from vintage Old Spice to Shalimar to Secretions Magnifiques, simply because I like the way they smell, and for no other reason.
Great video bro! I imagine SM is what zombie sex smells like...
Hey brother! Oh my god, I'd never thought of that. Honestly it's not that far off the mark, all they need is a nice "rotting flesh accord" and you're there.
I remember back in the 80´s I loved Kouros by YSL and whenever I was visiting my mother she always asked me whether I had taken a shower with horse pee. She hated it, but I never hesitated to wear it again on the next visit. I´m sometimes still wearing Kouros to this day(even though it´s not the same anymore) and have to smirk, that some people on the street wonder where the horsepiss smell comes from. Never mind, I still love Kouros. And up to this day I still don´t know what horsepee smells like
Very interesting and enjoyable video Ashton.Keep cranking em out.
Thanks Ron!
So this means i should wear these fragrances publicly so people can consciously social distance away from me?? PERFECT!!
Tobacco Oud is amazing. I can't understand how some don't like it. 😱🤭
you should do a first impression video of Muscs Koublai Khan by Serge Lutens. I haven't tried the fragrance but a friend told me that it has a very prominent female genitalia accord lol. he let friends and family smell it and they all said the same thing. he said it's the most daring scent he's tried.
Oh man, that's another one to have my wife blind rate.
Great video. My wife hates Creed Milisieme Imperiale and I don't understand why. She loves Aventus, Original Santal and Green Irish Tweed. I don't think she likes the melon in MI. I sold my bottle of 24 Gold. I just felt it was too strong...and that was with 3 sprays not 7! I also got rid of my bottle of Nasomato Pardon. Too Strong. I have received some nice compliments on A Men. After the drydown it is quite nice.
"It's getting worse!!!!" 😂😭😂😭
Worst I've ever smelled was an $8 drug store cologne in the Pinaud line called "Special Reserve Musk". Imagine a cologne with the only note being the most overpowering musk in existence, never mellows out, it smells the same and just as strong eight hours later (hey I guess you have to give it some credit for longevity). It's so strong it literally made my eyes water and my throat close up. It just reeks of cheap sleaziness, for some reason just smelling it makes me picture some tacky 70's dude wearing a leisure suit and splashing it on his exposed chest hair.
great video Ash, you know that honestly I had somehow been trying to get a sample of secretions but after the many many...many bad reviews I decided not to lol
It's brutal man, brutal.
lol
Cool that you went you'r on way and did the video👍👌. Funny stories, i feel for you man😂
Hello Mr. Gents scents. I really enjoy your videos and this one was the best one. Have a really good night
Great video! Really funny!
I'm going to be brutally honest to only subscribed because this guys kinda funny
Hahahaha yayaya I am Gary hello
Great video. Really funny. As you said moderation and season. My wife is very finicky, so there is a lot of scrutiny of my frags. She likes body creams and lotions. She says they last longer on her skin. So like you if I want to get under her skin I'll load up on Interlude orMusc Rav,. But I keep 5-10 ml decants of Tabac Rogue which she absolutely hates. LOL !
I was wearing Aramis the other day and my friend asked why it smells like his great uncle
Ashton, it's interesting you had a couple of Fords there. The 2 worst reactions i've had (both from wife) were for Tobacco Vanille and Plum Japonais. I may have over sprayed ;)
It's weird man, I love Tom Ford fragrances in general and yet a number of them just don't get great reactions from women. C'est la vie I suppose.
Gents Scents good thing i wear for myself. My wife clearly has poor taste ; )
Yep before I knew anything about cologne, I wore 1 spray of Versace Eros in the office (lol) and this girl said "oh my god it's still in my nose, I can't". Scrubbed my chest with water and toilet paper during my lunch break lol
I've been there brother, it's an awkward feeling to have to run to the bathroom to scrub yourself down.
ericpabc yeah, it will make you "self conscious."
Yea,its strange how people around you can smell the perfume but not yourself.
I sprayed like 4 spray bulgari aqua amara and i had to open the windos in my car,and then open the doors and get out a few minutes...my wife was not happy 😁
Or yesterday when i was alone a sprayed alot of Armani Aqua and of course did my wife get home just in time....she said her nose was destroyed 😂
Monstrous Cloud of Catpiss Destruction is a great title for a progressive technical death metal album.
I could see it
ha,ha,ha...very good video 😉
I'm the same experience whith A*men and Ultramale...i love this to but the first time i'm overspryed 😛
thanks for the video 👍
Can you do a review about L'Homme ideal by Guerlain ? and give comment about EDT and EDP version if you do it ? Thank you
_Who is wearing the whore perfume_ XD.
I got " Who smells like a French Whore" once. I over sprayed .
I was reading somewhere that the usage of ambrett can give of the kitty kat piss thing.
I wore a History d Parfums one and all I kept thinking , wow, I smell like a cat box.
Forgot which one.
My worst reaction was from Montale's Fruit of the Musc. I couldn't wash it off either.
What a headache i had and the looks I got.
Great video bro ! P.S. Honestly today i did order 2 bottles of A*Men as a back-up caz it was on sale,been super happy untill now... After this video i do feel kind of so down :))))well thats life:) anyways thx a lot for great work, you really rock brother,cheers
Don't feel down man, I sprayed too heavy years back and that was the issue.
THX!!Great video :) cheers mate
I'm always interested in scents that Luca Turin loves but I hate-- like Secretions. I just got a bunch of samples including the Histoires De Parfum line. I tried Noir Patchouli and thought it smelled like bug spray, and it lasted 24 hours-- couldn't even wash it off. So I check my copy of "Perfumes A-Z", and Luca gives it four stars! He gave Secretions five stars! Just amazing how our noses differ.
Oh I'm right there with you. I saw that in my perfume guide and was kind of just like "....okay..."
As Steven from Redolessense says when you like a frag, but no one else does. You just wear it around the house. Its called a "colognely". LOL! Think most of us have them.
It's the truth man
Hi From Brazil, I really enjoy your reviews. I´ve never experienced this kind of situation, I hope I won´t. Thanks!
Hopefully not! Live and learn I guess. At least I don't over spray now.
I don't understand why everybody hates Secretions Magnifiques. It's one of my favourite fragrance. Just bought the second bottle. Of course it is not everyday fragrance but I spray it on me frequently.
This video made me laugh my ass off, thank you 👍
SM is wearable in Halloween😜
I recently bought Mr. Burberry Indigo. Oh My God! Absolute worst fragrance mistake I ever made. Smelled like rotting, decayed vegetation that some wild animal in heat urinated all over. And like a dink I wore it for 10 days. Not one compliment and several derisive stares. I finally gave it to my neighbor who is using it to neutralize her cat's litter box odor. Yes, that's a true story. I absolutely detest that fragrance - almost reminds me of necrotizing fasciitis. Need I say more.
Gents Scents right after I finished my workout I literally ended up here after watching Cubaknow’s video on the the sample he got from you of the last drag you mentioned. His face expressions literally made me feel like I was going to throw up!🤣😂🤢💯 I needed to eat some fruits to get some calories and sugar in because I was feeling dizzy AF man!
I read the title and I knew the 24 Gold game store story would be in here. 😂
I once wore a sample of Invictus. My sister looked at me like she smelled a can of chickpeas, and said I smelled like a 16 year old douchebag from a rural village gym.
Years ago this Moroccan woman I had for booty calls, always loved Terre d'Hermes EDT on me. One summer day we dated, I decided to spray on Dsquared2 He Wood instead. Bad mistake. She ordered me to wash it off, then to put on Terre d'Hermes EDT. We still had a good time afterwards.
I've been dating a Kurdish woman from Iraq as well. One day I decided to wear ScentStory 24 Gold. Bad mistake. She said it reminded her of middle aged Iraqi men, and asked why I didn't wear Bleu de Chanel. We showered.
Martijn M this got me cracking up no end 😂😂😂😂😂 "15 year old douchebag from a rural village gym"
Haha, those are good stories man!
Martijn M nigga telling his whole life story
Martijn M brilliant lol. great stories!
Very entertaining video! 😂👏👏👏
wearing a non-liked frag to piss other people off... interesting idea; i'll use it too,,, lol great vid!
Please make a video on women fragrances that men hate! 😊
I haven't tried secretions magnifique but couple weeks ago tried Blood Concept MA+, i almost threw up.I wanted to try Secretion for fun but I changed my mind after that fragrance:D
Brother, SM will make you gag. It legit makes me cough and makes my eyes water. I'm not even trying to over-react or anything, it's just groady.
Man made cologne is trash, lol. That cologne just smells bad. I don't know where people take it smells good. Also Invictus is a no! No! Savage smells good, but in low doses its way to metallic. Great video BTW.
Even the name.. "secretions", not the best name for a fragrance. Funny enough for me the only cologne I got a bad reaction from was Chanel allure homme sport eau extreme. That being said I was in a plane and about to get off, probably not the best place to spray a cologne. The lady infront of me literally had to cover her nose. Not sure if it was because of me or from something else but I only sprayed 2 sprays on my neck from an atomizer in the lavatory. I personally didn't think it was that strong.
😂 hahaha Tom Ford aka wife repellent. I love it and I wear it with zero apologies
When you have so many fragrances, you tend to overspray, because you never know the next time you're going to out it on.
I had a similar experience with Tobacco Oud, I love the scent, i had a coworker who just did not react well to it.
You had me chuckling throughout this video!
So secretions is best pulled off while in full horror costume during Halloween?
My worst blind buy has been Jacques Bogart One Man Show Ruby Edition, after hearing some praise for the smell and reviewing Fragrantica and it was like $13 I pulled the trigger...got it...sprayed it, smells nothing as described...smelled like urinal cakes, I use it to refresh the bathroom now after dropping a deuce
YEezz!! I am not alone. I was feeling a little adventurous and confident so I thought I could pull off an aftershave with a strong rose note. Totally feeling myself until the wife walks by and says simply says...what old lady have you been hugging ;-(
She is a also not a fan of Oud
Hahaha, that's rough man. My wife in general doesn't like oud very much either unless it's sweetened up.
Tom ford noir edp is very nice masculine scent. Perhaps the person who gave you negative feedback had a broken nose. I personally enjoy that scent a lot.
I never overspray. 4 sprays is my maximum number, and I'm talking about the likes of dior homme sport 2012. maybe that's why I can rock amouage gold and get compliments off it. the only negative reaction I have ever gotten has been to aventus because my clinic uses a similar smelling air freshener in the bathrooms. and one of the nurses once asked me why I smelled like the bathroom, lol.
Haha, nooo! I have learned to not overspray but it was a gradual process. I was always worried about not being smelled and ended up spraying too much. I've learned the error of my ways.
Baking soda and water gets the scent right off
Secretions magnifiques is the perfect fragrance if your name is Hannibal Lector or The Excorcist.
2 years ago i sampled tobacco vanille. I sprayed it and a female colleague of mine said this is one of the most harsh fragrances i have ever smelled. A torture for your nose. If you want negative reactions you need to spray skanky dirty old man kind of fragrances with oud,civet or strong tobacco notes.
Is it possible to get a sample of secretions magnifique im out in hawaii and no one here has it…lol if possible
LOL Best Video from you so far. Hands down.
Thank you brother.
Pepper spray is illegal in the UK. For that reason I was thinking of getting a bottle of secretions.
Great review Ashton . . . tooo funny !!
I've had the same reaction when overspraying . . . I finally learned to test wear each new fragrance at home and adjust for season/temperature and apply accordingly.
My first big faux pas was having a cold . . . not realising that I was anosmic . . . and applying way, way too much Black Orchid. Well, this attractive redhead that I knew came up to me and flatly stated . . . You stink !! ( lesson learned . . . never to be forgotten !! )
Hahaha, oh man I had to learn the hard way too. I've done that with some Creeds, sprayed on too much and been anosmic. When you start getting negative reactions from people pleasing scents (as I did in the past) then you know you've gone too far.
I like Secreations magnifiques, I love smelling it for the art of the perfume, occasionally wear it around the house, but I'm not that stupid to wear it around people 😂
- 1. For me worst reaction was wearing Dior Eau noire to dinner with my fiancé and the people behind us saying that someone smells of left over curry mixed with sweat. never will I wear it again.
My wife was completely repulsed by the Tom Ford one also. I had a sample of Terre D'Hermes, she said "what is that? Throw that away!".... and Guerlain Homme got pretty much the same reaction.
Well, here goes:
1. Parfums d'Empire - Aziyade - been accused of smelling like very sweaty female genitalia in nylon yoga pants (???), although i kinda see it. SImilar sweaty young girl in a public bus mid summer in high noon vibe comes from Santal Blush by TF.
2. Histoires de Parfums - Marquis de Sade - a cleaning lady that works in my company told me that I smell of urinal cakes
3. Secretions - smelling like a dog taking a dump on a really hot asphalt (???)
4. Serge Lutens - Jeaux de peau - just smells nauseating to me, as is Florabellio by Diptyque. Can't stand them.
5. Amouage Gold - just too much (and I like Kouros & similar)
Babywipes with a bit of alcohol vinegar do help a lot when you try to get rid of a frag. Just rub the skin with it, then wash with soap and water (not for the ones with sensitive skin) ;D
i always wondered why do people buy a bottle of something they hate so much
Is there a bit where he wears the secretions in public? I would LOVE to see that lol
Was your #1 Pick worse then or better then 'Cat Piss" and do you think if cat Piss was added, would it make it Better?
Can you review Mont Blanc Individuel
did that reaction video ever happen?
4:52 "theres a lot of cat piss in this"
LMFAO
OH YES! How did I miss this video... I'm just seeing this now. This video is boss!
Haha, thanks brother!
the opening of Versace The Dreamer gets classic bad reactions (including my own)
Like an old man
cool take my men , On a positive note you could probably wear SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES on Halloween with some type of horror costume..
You know I really could. I would just have to power through smelling god awful the entire time.
hahahaha
Good video, man.
HI
THANKS FOR SHARING THOSE UNPLEASANT MOMENTS.
A AMEN GOT ME INSTANT COMPLIMENTS.LOVE IT
24 GOLD I REALLY LIKE.
THE REST I DONT CARE FOR THAT MUCH.
BOTTOM LINE 1 OR 2 SPRAYS FOR HEAVY HITTERS IS JUST FINE
Hahah this video was fun! Really looking forward to see the video where your wife smells that awful mess! I've gotten bad reactions with dior homme. One comment was that it smells like old lady.
Haha, that's rough man. Never good to be told you smell like an old lady
Wasn't there a '00s post-rock band called A Monstrous Cloud of Cat-Piss Destruction?
“Who is wearing the whore perfume?” Hahaha. Best part of this video
I first tried Ford Noir yesterday and I am in shock!!! One of the best frangrances ever. Not for summer time tho.
I like it a lot but apparently the girls at work don't.
dior sauvage doesn't work well for me
Wayo Windy It's all about preferences. I wear it and my girl jumps on me lol.
Totally agreed 😁
Tom Ford fragrances smell like shit and are overpriced. There, I said it. Do yourself a favour and buy some Creed or Amouage instead. Though I do agree on Amouage Gold aswell, it's bad.
Secretions Magnifiques. I hope you didn't buy that bottle.
When I smelled Secretions Magnifiques, the guy at the store insisted on walking out into the street before he sprayed the tester strip.
The story I would weave is: imagine it's 3am, and for some unknown reason you've decided to take a shortcut down a pitch black alley. You pass the back of some filthy unlicensed 'exotic' restaurant and, heaven knows how, you trip and find yourself sprawled in the five week old trash from that restaurant. Now you have an inkling of the vile rotten decaying stench that is Secretions Magnifiques.
Got tons of compliments for 24 gold and own-love Tobacco Oud 😂 but my girlfriend hates Tobacco Oud too
padelig r I was told by a female friend that Tobacco Oud made me smell like a "very old man, with one foot in the grave and the other foot in a nursing home". Yeah, I still wear it around her anyway 😊
Haha, that's the way to do it.
I agree on the tom ford and 24 gold i personally did not like them at all.
Bruh! Those are you frequently see at ross dress for less or your neighborhood convenient stores! 😅
My 5 dog shit Ines are as follows
1. Dec by smell bent
2. Amen
3. Amen a taste of fragrance
4. Dreamer by Versace
5. Encre noir by Lalique
All have had negative reviews especially the Dec by smell bent which I gave the shitty review to..
LEYKIS 101 !!!
Too funny, thanks!
Lmao the title should be renamed to spray this if you want to piss off the wife after a fight.
I want to buy this just to have it in my collection