Not to mention some DNA that a lot of interested parties would quite like to get their hands on. Better move fast though, that stuff has an expiration date.
Actually, DNA is remarkably resilient, and has a half life of roughly 521 years, meaning that you'd lose about half of the available information every half a millennium. The English king Richard III's remains were positively identified nearly six hundred years after his death, and there's currently a program to try and revive the woolly mammoths from a 5'000 year old corpse, so if you got to Wolverine's corpse in a decade or two, you'd still have what you needed. And while it'd be extremely difficult to get at, samples of his bone marrow are safely sealed inside his adamantium encased femur, which should protect it from degradation quite nicely. They talked about dissecting Caliban's cadaver for future use in cloning a mutant tracker, so it's definitely an option for future storylines.
And if you start looking around there you will probably find a X-24-corpse too. It isn't in mint condition anymore, but still has plenty of Adamantium too. Dig 1 up, get 1 for free!
What I enjoy is the symbolism of water and how it relates to hope. If you look, Professor X lives in a rusted water tank in the middle of the desert. As husk of what they both once stood for, Professor X is supposed to be a refuge in a world of hate for mutant kind just as the water tank is supposed to represent an oasis of sorts but they're just shadows of their former selves. The symbolism goes even further by showing Xavier nurturing a small garden within the rusted prison he is confined to, meaning..despite the circumstance, there is still a glimmer of hope within him. To reinforce this, toward the end of the movie as Logan lays his former teacher to rest he simply says, "Atleast there's water." showing that there's still reason to hope for mutant kind.
honestly i think you could teach a whole film studies course on just this movie. which is damn impressive, especially for something that came from the x-men franchise
When he means adequate he means ''not having to go thousands of dollars in debt to stay healthy'' I just broke my hand, and had I lived in America I would have to neglect going to UNI in order to afford getting adequate help for it.
Keep in mind, the Exact same thing happens here in America. Try to make an appointment with any Specialist today. You won't be getting in for 2 months minimum. I am a caretaker and am on the phone every week making appointments. Also, my mom went to the ER with chest pains, was sent home and didn't get in to see a Cardiologist for 3 months (she had a prolonged Q/T interval on her EKG, which the ER missed at first and they had to call her the next day). Our system has Many Many problems and I would like to try something else, see how it goes. I always say, it seems like by the time you get to see the Specialist, you will either be better, or dead.
nicodemous52, Healthcare in Canada isn't "Free". We pay monthly fees and the system is mainly funded by our taxes. There is nothing free about it. It's propaganda that our healthcare is free. I also live across the street from the main emergency care hospital for the third largest population centre in Canada. I see every day how hard our doctors, nurses, paramedics, and other support staff work. Your statements are lacking in actual knowledge and are kind of insulting. Also, why is it you're talking about Skallagrim, who apparently was not complaining, as if there was a problem? Skall can speak for himself.
i love this type of humor: 557 sexual orientations is fucking hilarious, but its said with no ceremony or setup, just dropped and forgotten. this show is fucking amazing
hey next time : Hidden Meaning in Earthling Cinema - Earthling Cinema where garyx realise is life is a lie and he is just existing on a video Platform alongside video of cat music and that the only way of surviving is to keep the watcher insterested that would be epic
That would actually be a bit derivative, as the concept has been played around with quite a bit in recent years. Even Teen Titans Go got in on the action.
Aidan McAlevy with The Dark Knight in question, that's a big call. i personally think that TDK is the best. i think Logan is great but it feels much better than it is because of the relative recent poor standards of superhero movies
Except that it's not cause Dark Knight has better acting, better themes, better soundtrack, clever-er story and it's better on a technical level. But Logan made you cry so just go with your emotions.
Damjan Plamenac Can we all just admit that Logan and The Dark Knight are both amazing, mature films that all superhero movies should aspire to be like.
Another really great video guys, from the point of view of someone unable to support you on patreon it's a real shame you appear to be making so many exclusives that we're missing out on.
Daniel Watson A guy, less talented with a stick up His behind , is jealous of a Mick Jagerbomb style talent who whores around, drinks too much and occasionally writes really pretentious elevator music then gets famous for dying young. The movie explores themes of you will never be as good someone who doesn't need to try as hard.
Junk Genes That is the point I was trying to do it like Garrex. Plus fun fact Milos Foreman originally wanted Mick to play Mozart, and he agreed but the studio didn't want him for the role so they eventually cast Tom Hucle(?).
Two things. 1. Spoilers. Holy shit ALL OF THE SPOILERS. 2. This show is so damn geeky but I can't help watching it and laughing through the whole thing! Good job 👏🏽
you guys are the best!!! keep up the great work!!! please do: 1) The princess bride 2) Into the woods 3) Moana 4) Miss Peregrine's Home... 5) Star Wars 1,2,3,7 6) Star trek 1,2,3 7) Indiana Jones 8) Brave 9) The Martin 10) HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Wisecrack! I've been bingewatching al of your content for the past week, and now that I'm finally caught up, I just want to thank you for posting these amazing videos on RUclips! All your hard work is really appreaciated, and honestly makes my days so much better. (and ps. please tell Garyx that I'm his biggest earthling fan)
Another great analysis by former Death Star Art School Teacher, Mr. Wormuloid. Thanks Wisecrack, for all the laughs and great philosophical content! Peace!
I can't argue with anyone who thinks Logan is the best superheroes film. I still think it's the dark knight but Logan is certainly not only arguably the best but the more important film
where did started the joke about the samsung galaxy note? I love it! Even when clearly says sony, he just keep calling it his way, pretty acurate behaviour of a future civilization, I'm sure we do a lot mistakes like that when studying ancient civilizations
I really expected a Deus Ex Machina at the end, where it would turn out that an old Magneto saves mutants in Canada, and he would extract adamantium from Logan, or at least from Laura. Glad they didn't do that.
Definitely one of the best breakdowns I've seen of this movie, though I would have liked it a bit better if you had mentioned all the other cliches this movie used. You know, the evil clone, coughing blood into the napkin, pointlessly stopping when you're on the run, etc.
Apose matik Even then, no. Look into Asia people, they've been multiple genders across various societies before SJWs came along and made everything fucking bananas.
Zee Nooo I am Asian, and trust me these ancient people are also the kind of people who eat bull dong for fertility and ritualistically bite chickens necks off with their teeth. T'was a different time.
just off the top of my head; asexual, pansexual, robosexual, pyrosexual, hemosexual, chlorosexual, and necrosexual. I'm sure there are many more even if you stick to humans.
With The Dark Knight in question, calking Logan the best superhero movie is a big call. I personally think that TDK is the best. i think Logan is great but it feels much better than it is because of the relative recent poor standards of superhero movies
Harrison Clark "relative recent poor standards of superhero movies" What? ... What? ... WHAT?! What the fuck are you babbling about? Have you ever seen all of those shitty superhero movies that were made prior to the 2000's? Ever heard of "Steel", "Batman and Robin", the third superman movie, "Daredevil", " Spawn", and the list goes on. The Dark Knight *IS* a recent film. Yes, we have some shitty superhero movies who comes out. But also have the best of them. The worst superhero movies was made before what you(and I am sure other people too) call "a drop in quality for the superhero movies". Just, no. Yes, Suicide Squad was awful. Extremely awful. But not half as bad as Batman and Robin. The bad superhero movies of today are not "the norm". They are just oversell and people have expectation of the movie being good before they even saw it. But with superhero movies back in the 90's, thinking the exact opposite was a safe bet since most superhero movies were a big steaming pile of shit. If Suicide Squad came out during that time, we would have people fighting in the street to defend it and calling it a master piece. Btw, it would be more accurate to say that the film industry in general is going to shit, the emoji movie is not a superhero movie remember?
Hey Wisecrack, I would love to see an episode on Kong: Skull Island... either a Hidden Meaning, Philosophy of, or even a What Went Wrong. There are some pretty heavy-handed allusions, ie Icarus, the Mouse and the Lion, etc.
JACKed HUGHman: Hugh Jackman, a HUGH JACKtor
that was so clever in itself I just...
Huge Jackedman
Garyx Wormuloid earning the video its likes within the first 30 seconds.
X does indeed mark the spot...all that Adamantium may be worth quite a bit.
PaladinOfHope youll some people to help carry it. shit is heavy. thats how little girl was able to throw grunt around.
Just take the skeleton and use it to make a terminator.
itd probably be too decayed after decades of being submerged in blood to be worth anything.
PaladinOfHope also adamantium once in solid form can't be melted again. nice skeleton though
Adamantium is not only a fictional term, it was also used by the Greeks. it was at each epoch the hardest material known to man.
"Logan, I'm so disappointed in X-Men Origins." - Wheels
What's the legman have to say?
After hearing you say "Spoiler Alert" after spoiling Xavier's death, I just want to say.......
...I love you
I know
5:28 X marks the spot. There is a huge pile of Adamantium burried there...that stuff ain't cheap.
Not to mention some DNA that a lot of interested parties would quite like to get their hands on. Better move fast though, that stuff has an expiration date.
Actually, DNA is remarkably resilient, and has a half life of roughly 521 years, meaning that you'd lose about half of the available information every half a millennium. The English king Richard III's remains were positively identified nearly six hundred years after his death, and there's currently a program to try and revive the woolly mammoths from a 5'000 year old corpse, so if you got to Wolverine's corpse in a decade or two, you'd still have what you needed. And while it'd be extremely difficult to get at, samples of his bone marrow are safely sealed inside his adamantium encased femur, which should protect it from degradation quite nicely. They talked about dissecting Caliban's cadaver for future use in cloning a mutant tracker, so it's definitely an option for future storylines.
And if you start looking around there you will probably find a X-24-corpse too. It isn't in mint condition anymore, but still has plenty of Adamantium too. Dig 1 up, get 1 for free!
2:59 "have u tried...not being a muntant?"
GEE MOM U KNOW I DIDNT THINK OF THAT LET ME TRY THAT RIGHT NOW!
Congratulations on getting the point of that amusing yet very unsubtle line.
What I enjoy is the symbolism of water and how it relates to hope. If you look, Professor X lives in a rusted water tank in the middle of the desert. As husk of what they both once stood for, Professor X is supposed to be a refuge in a world of hate for mutant kind just as the water tank is supposed to represent an oasis of sorts but they're just shadows of their former selves. The symbolism goes even further by showing Xavier nurturing a small garden within the rusted prison he is confined to, meaning..despite the circumstance, there is still a glimmer of hope within him.
To reinforce this, toward the end of the movie as Logan lays his former teacher to rest he simply says, "Atleast there's water." showing that there's still reason to hope for mutant kind.
hey thats pretty neat!
honestly i think you could teach a whole film studies course on just this movie. which is damn impressive, especially for something that came from the x-men franchise
The treasure in Logan's grave? A kick-ass adamantium skeleton.
Deoxyribonucleic acid, also known as jizz
I WANT A MOVIE ABOUT THE LIFE OF GARYX SWARMULOID AS THE MAIN CHARACTER. THERE'S SO MUCH WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM!
Bump'n'Jump We know he has left two families behind..
and he hates them
Bump'n'Jump me too
Wormuloid!!
You don't have to yell, you know.
so in summary:
"The struggle to go to Canada for adequate healthcare plan"
Sounds about right.
well done, you've summarized the movie in only 10 words
When he means adequate he means ''not having to go thousands of dollars in debt to stay healthy'' I just broke my hand, and had I lived in America I would have to neglect going to UNI in order to afford getting adequate help for it.
Keep in mind, the Exact same thing happens here in America. Try to make an appointment with any Specialist today. You won't be getting in for 2 months minimum. I am a caretaker and am on the phone every week making appointments. Also, my mom went to the ER with chest pains, was sent home and didn't get in to see a Cardiologist for 3 months (she had a prolonged Q/T interval on her EKG, which the ER missed at first and they had to call her the next day). Our system has Many Many problems and I would like to try something else, see how it goes.
I always say, it seems like by the time you get to see the Specialist, you will either be better, or dead.
nicodemous52, Healthcare in Canada isn't "Free". We pay monthly fees and the system is mainly funded by our taxes. There is nothing free about it. It's propaganda that our healthcare is free. I also live across the street from the main emergency care hospital for the third largest population centre in Canada. I see every day how hard our doctors, nurses, paramedics, and other support staff work. Your statements are lacking in actual knowledge and are kind of insulting. Also, why is it you're talking about Skallagrim, who apparently was not complaining, as if there was a problem? Skall can speak for himself.
i love this type of humor: 557 sexual orientations is fucking hilarious, but its said with no ceremony or setup, just dropped and forgotten. this show is fucking amazing
"deoxyribonucleic acid also known as Jizz" Made me laugh so hard xD
aFFi wait how tf did they get his-
You know what I don't wanna know
"Also it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and a bunch of child mutants."
well you seem pretty... Adamant... about that.
Dude.......... fuck you and your pun
THIS WORKS ON TWO LEVELS BECAUSE ADAMANTIUM
why aren't you higher?
@@hunterwallace9551 right back at you
As a Canadian, I aprove of this movie.
This is THE first time that a promotion of the perks on someone's Patreon has actually made me want to become a patron. Well played, Wisecrack.
that phone video was the least believable thing in a movie with immortal people with knife hands.
another amazing video...thank you Wisecrack!
hey next time : Hidden Meaning in Earthling Cinema - Earthling Cinema
where garyx realise is life is a lie and he is just existing on a video Platform alongside video of cat music and that the only way of surviving is to keep the watcher insterested
that would be epic
That would actually be a bit derivative, as the concept has been played around with quite a bit in recent years. Even Teen Titans Go got in on the action.
dammit at least I've tried (but I still look forward to the day they will make it)
please wisecrack team, give M. Wormuloid a big hug, I think he really needs it.
great work as always guys :)
Logan is the best superhero movie, period.
Aidan McAlevy with The Dark Knight in question, that's a big call. i personally think that TDK is the best. i think Logan is great but it feels much better than it is because of the relative recent poor standards of superhero movies
Hello, you probably haven't met my best friend, The Dark Knight
what u call dark knight then ????
Except that it's not cause Dark Knight has better acting, better themes, better soundtrack, clever-er story and it's better on a technical level. But Logan made you cry so just go with your emotions.
Damjan Plamenac Can we all just admit that Logan and The Dark Knight are both amazing, mature films that all superhero movies should aspire to be like.
I like how you make the movie cases look like ancient artifacts
Another really great video guys, from the point of view of someone unable to support you on patreon it's a real shame you appear to be making so many exclusives that we're missing out on.
BEST. ONE. YET!!!
Brilliant writing in this episode...
Do a video on Amadeus. That film is a masterpiece!!!!!
indeed ..
Daniel Watson A guy, less talented with a stick up His behind , is jealous of a Mick Jagerbomb style talent who whores around, drinks too much and occasionally writes really pretentious elevator music then gets famous for dying young. The movie explores themes of you will never be as good someone who doesn't need to try as hard.
I felt it more as a delving into the tragic sorrow of making comparison.
Junk Genes That is the point I was trying to do it like Garrex. Plus fun fact Milos Foreman originally wanted Mick to play Mozart, and he agreed but the studio didn't want him for the role so they eventually cast Tom Hucle(?).
amazing movie
"Starring Jacked Hughman, Hugh Jackman; a Hugh Jacktor playing his most famous role for the final time..."
BRILLIANT!!!
Two things.
1. Spoilers. Holy shit ALL OF THE SPOILERS.
2. This show is so damn geeky but I can't help watching it and laughing through the whole thing! Good job 👏🏽
you guys are the best!!! keep up the great work!!!
please do:
1) The princess bride
2) Into the woods
3) Moana
4) Miss Peregrine's Home...
5) Star Wars 1,2,3,7
6) Star trek 1,2,3
7) Indiana Jones
8) Brave
9) The Martin
10) HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2!!!!!!!!!!
The "Canadian Universal Healthcare" joke legit had me laughing for a good 30 seconds.
Oh, and the ending. Good job!
Hey Wisecrack! I've been bingewatching al of your content for the past week, and now that I'm finally caught up, I just want to thank you for posting these amazing videos on RUclips! All your hard work is really appreaciated, and honestly makes my days so much better. (and ps. please tell Garyx that I'm his biggest earthling fan)
If any one shot in film deserves an oscar, it's the shot of the X on Wolverine's grave.
*Ehh...I've seen better.*
You need to watch The Fall. Or Ivan's Childhood. Or David Lean's black and white era films. Or even fucking Nightwatching.
wisecrack's videos are the only videos worth watching that are 10+, 15+ mins
unfortunately this video is not :/
5:48 As long as you don't turn your videos into 5 min ads you will continue to have it :)
one of the most beloved characters in comic book history...the way garrix says it. just muaaahhhhh. you da man bro..
"Just like I moved on without my first family..." 😂😂😂
The show is awesome as always guys. Love it.
I am a Burrito and I've learned so much about earthlings thanks to you.
Blessings from the Burrito Kingdom.
Another great analysis by former Death Star Art School Teacher, Mr. Wormuloid. Thanks Wisecrack, for all the laughs and great philosophical content! Peace!
the two cameos a year joke, so awesome. i hate loving a mean joke, but that was fucking excellent.
I can't argue with anyone who thinks Logan is the best superheroes film. I still think it's the dark knight but Logan is certainly not only arguably the best but the more important film
I'm so glad this channel has grown to what it is. Bravo!
I like the jokes but I like the old videos better when there was more analysis of the movie than jokes.
That treasure chest theory plot twist... Just whoa.. How could I not have seen that?!?!?!?!
Deadpool and Cable traveled here and took the kids with them so they can establish a new R Rated Universe... GG number 1 wishlist
I think the synopsis is always the best part of this series.
Laura is a child, a child's bone structure will grow, but she has adamantium for bones, can adamantium grow?
"Logan tires of this trope..."
We've all been there at some point.
"12 years into Donald Trumps presidency" 😂 💀 ded
Since Logan's Skeleton is coated with very expensive adamantium, his grave kind of is like digging up a treasure chest
Aye you forgot to censor a scene 1:26
Mason Darden I
where did started the joke about the samsung galaxy note? I love it! Even when clearly says sony, he just keep calling it his way, pretty acurate behaviour of a future civilization, I'm sure we do a lot mistakes like that when studying ancient civilizations
i know this is an odd request but can you please do a hidden meaning of Once Upon A Time in America?
Connor Bonelli please do this!
The character development of Garyx unfolds slowly with each video but I'm not sure if I want to know more.
Do the hidden meaning in Life!!!
These videos are excellent!!👍🏻👍🏻please keep it up
Yaaaas, kuuuunt, yaaaaaassss
One of the best Earthling Cinema
that moment when you expect him to say DNA and he days jizz... bout spit out my ice cream
Oh man, I can't handle this... This has to be one of the funniest videos on the internet.
Do "Hidden Meaning in WONDER WOMAN"!
David Isa. Moreno there is no hidden meaning
I like that sound effect added at 0:40 - it's a nice touch.
Well I was pretty quick to this one.
Havent mentioned it in a while, but we still need that episode on Cloud Atlas
"The film takes place 12 years into Donald Trump's precidency" ROFL !!!
I really expected a Deus Ex Machina at the end, where it would turn out that an old Magneto saves mutants in Canada, and he would extract adamantium from Logan, or at least from Laura. Glad they didn't do that.
"like he did in his 120's " 😂😂😂😂
oh Garricks, you outdid yourself this time
Please do Dark City
I Love This ! Everybody flames the part of the recording! But bottom line for me, Logan continues to be my favorite of 2017 SO FAR ...
Try to do Reservoir Dogs 😎
I laughed way harder than I should have at "Jacked human, Hugh Jackman" XD
"Samsung Galaxy Note" Phone clearly says "Sony."
LOGAN "The Movie" is indeed a treasure chest
Best xmen movie by far. We probably won't get one for a while
aguilacahc000 There's actually 3 xmen related movies coming out next year in 2018 bro
Even when watching a comedic take on this movie, I still cry.
A jacked human Hugh Jackmen a Hughjacktor
"... Laura takes the opposite approach, heading north in search of universal healthcare." Hahahaha. This why I subscribed. Funny asf.
Ah, yes. Us Canadians are fortunate for our Poutine, Crumpets and universal free healthcare ...
Definitely one of the best breakdowns I've seen of this movie, though I would have liked it a bit better if you had mentioned all the other cliches this movie used. You know, the evil clone, coughing blood into the napkin, pointlessly stopping when you're on the run, etc.
How old is Jared from wisecrack? Can someone please answer me.
Castellazzi 24
Noah Herington what is your source?
24
ÈRPÉKA what is your source please.
Castellazzi I am sorry. But as a journalist, I must protect my source.
One of the funniest Hidden meaning episodes in a loong time :D
DO ANOTHER TARANTINO MOVIE
Watching earthling cinema episodes is like following Garyx's domestic woes through his adlibs.
557 sexual orientations. I get the joke, I giggled, then reality set in and realized that there are really only 2.
Heavenshaker 3. Bisexuals are a thing. I am one.
Heavenshaker I think you mean "Gender"
Apose matik Even then, no. Look into Asia people, they've been multiple genders across various societies before SJWs came along and made everything fucking bananas.
Zee Nooo I am Asian, and trust me these ancient people are also the kind of people who eat bull dong for fertility and ritualistically bite chickens necks off with their teeth. T'was a different time.
just off the top of my head; asexual, pansexual, robosexual, pyrosexual, hemosexual, chlorosexual, and necrosexual. I'm sure there are many more even if you stick to humans.
So insightful, I've seen the film twice, as well as all the other X-men films and never realized he was a treasure chest. Very subtle, Sony.
filthyfrank pls
probably the funniest episode yet.
and smartest
With The Dark Knight in question, calking Logan the best superhero movie is a big call. I personally think that TDK is the best. i think Logan is great but it feels much better than it is because of the relative recent poor standards of superhero movies
Harrison Clark True. Logan came out at an almost perfect time, just like TDK. something we desperately needed in hero films.
Harrison Clark "relative recent poor standards of superhero movies"
What?
...
What?
...
WHAT?!
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Have you ever seen all of those shitty superhero movies that were made prior to the 2000's?
Ever heard of "Steel", "Batman and Robin", the third superman movie, "Daredevil", " Spawn", and the list goes on.
The Dark Knight *IS* a recent film.
Yes, we have some shitty superhero movies who comes out.
But also have the best of them. The worst superhero movies was made before what you(and I am sure other people too) call "a drop in quality for the superhero movies".
Just, no.
Yes, Suicide Squad was awful. Extremely awful.
But not half as bad as Batman and Robin.
The bad superhero movies of today are not "the norm". They are just oversell and people have expectation of the movie being good before they even saw it.
But with superhero movies back in the 90's, thinking the exact opposite was a safe bet since most superhero movies were a big steaming pile of shit.
If Suicide Squad came out during that time, we would have people fighting in the street to defend it and calling it a master piece.
Btw, it would be more accurate to say that the film industry in general is going to shit, the emoji movie is not a superhero movie remember?
ÈRPÉKA #Triggered
Logan >>> TDK. My opinion. Logan is actually one of my favorite movies of all time next to Mad Max Fury Road.
Seriously? Superhero movies are MUCH better now than how they were in 2007
More of these more often. Please.
1:09 but the phone clearly states Sony
You must be new here.
I was just about to point out the same thing as well, Points to you neon (σˋ▽ˊ)σ
neon pokharkar I'm pretty sure they were making fun of the obvious product placement by being specific in being wrong
well, thanks.
Alvaro WRONG! They always make the same Samsung Galaxy Note joke in this series.
Hey Wisecrack, I would love to see an episode on Kong: Skull Island... either a Hidden Meaning, Philosophy of, or even a What Went Wrong. There are some pretty heavy-handed allusions, ie Icarus, the Mouse and the Lion, etc.
YES!
12 years into Donald trump's presidency LMAO
Hidden Meaning in Unbreakable!!! COME ON, WISECRACK!!!
I just watched this movie last night! Great timing.
Damn. Even watching this still makes me choke up with tears.
Ok, this was actually really really funny. Logan is also one of my favorite movies of all time.
youre killin me with the galaxy note gag
5:41 Speaking of X-iting though the gift shop, I'd love to see a vid about "Exit through the gift shop"
Knocked it out the park! Bravo
One of the best hidden meanings video
"...jacked human, Hugh Jackman, a huge actor..." lol priceless...