Soonkyu Park Omg. This comment. 😂 I must've rewound that part like 50 times! Lol. Had no idea what she was saying that made the audience go nuts! Thank you! 😎
Well, I guess all I can say is... the skit likes me a little bit more than everyone else, sooo... I guess it's a bigger fan of me than you of it, sooo...
I know a lot of people like that, soooo...In fact, I myself am like that, soooo... I turned Kristen Wiig into Penelope, so a little bit more genius than her, and a lot more than you, soooo... I'm funnier than her too, soooo...
You know what they say... Optimists: The glass is half full Pessimists: The glass is half empty Penelope: My glass is 51% full probably just a little more full than yours is so
My glass is all the way full...and it’s also empty...it’s like Schrödinger’s glass...I won the Nobel Prize...so I guess I’m a more philosophical than you 💁🏽♀️
+studio josie Well, i've spent the last 35 hours watching Penelope skits so... I know all the lines by heart... so i probably like her a little more than you...
Chishannicon Yeah well I still quote it too so....a year later so.... I’m still quoting it longer than you so.... it’s almost 2018 so.... then I’ll be quoting it two years longer than you so.... so...
well i’m quoting it 5 years after the original post sooo… just a little bit of a bigger fan than the rest of you sooo… just a little more committed soooo…
There is a penelope at my school who brags about everything and tries to 1up me all the time. She bragged about getting a lower grade than me because I complained.
All of students at my school are, so... I'm one myself, so... In fact, I know a talking dog that brags about evering thats named Penelope, so... I even know an alien, so... *Tangles hair*
Ok. Say it that way. It was fine, btw. I made that clear. Also, I saw the original reply(before you edited). Quite ironic.("I don't need a English police. I can s say it that say and it's fine. Thank you.")
How about a Penelope porn skit? Some of the actresses would be like "I'll bet you can't handle a big black dick." Then she'd say "I'll bet I can. I know I can. I can hand two dicks the size of my thighs On both sides of my pelvis, sooooo... "
351cleavland I sleep with her every single day...while she was in the hospital from all the bee stings ...that she was just pretending so that she could have time to sleep with me....I posed as the doctor soo....
"I'm not thankful for anything I'm thankful five... Soo... Umm... I'm more thankful than you and umm... My relatives came over on the Aprilflower... And umm...
I like this character. Because not only does she ridiculously one up everyone, but it’s not bs. She is actually out here shifting the fabric of reality.
+Countrycowboy08 well I watched this 5 times at midnight on 2016 so... also I can time travel so went back to the first new years so... probably had a better new years eve than you did
Well I am in Asia too so... And I celebrated New Years an hour before midnight so... I celebrated it before you did so... um... I was the first person to greet 2016 so...
Welllll, but I'm the one who invented & created the persona "Penelope", which means, without my unbelievable intelligence, there would be no Penelope so......
"Happy 4th of July! You're probably going to see a lot of fireworks since you live outside, so..." I've watched this a number of times and I just noticed this quote. Hahahaha.
I literally stopped being friends with someone because she was a one-upper and turned everything into a competition. Even if I told her I had a long and bad day at work?! I’d tell her I worked 12 hours and she’d be like “ummm I work 16 hour days regularly and do it all the time...I work 12 hours in my sleep. Ummm guess my week was more stressful than yours soooo...”
At 3:30 she states that she tested positive for steroids. I’ve never seen this ep before so I thought she was going to say COVID. I really really did and I was shocked when she didn’t.
"I think you're gonna see a lot of fireworks. Because you live outside" 😭😭😭
thanks I've missed that cuz I was laughing so hard
omg too savage.
💀💀💀
Soonkyu Park Omg. This comment. 😂 I must've rewound that part like 50 times! Lol. Had no idea what she was saying that made the audience go nuts! Thank you! 😎
Soonkyu Park :o
I liked this skit a little more than everyone else, sooo... I guess I'm just a bigger fan than all of you, sooo....
Well, I guess all I can say is... the skit likes me a little bit more than everyone else, sooo... I guess it's a bigger fan of me than you of it, sooo...
What-If Machine square up boi lets fight
I super duper liked this sketch so I guess... I am a bigger fan than you sooo ..
I liked this skit infinity times sooooo......... that's alot more likes than all of you, soooooo.......
*no my ceiling fan is bigger than yours so*
The genius of this character is that we ALL know someone like that, or at least have known. She's funny because people like her DO actually exist.
oh haaaaaaard yes, I know one person just like her
I don't know anyone like that.She's funny because Kristen wiig is awesome
Lars Stoerloes
I know a lot of people like that, soooo...In fact, I myself am like that, soooo... I turned Kristen Wiig into Penelope, so a little bit more genius than her, and a lot more than you, soooo... I'm funnier than her too, soooo...
Yeah definitely agree with you!
......I am that person... so
Anne should have been like "Well I am the princess of Genovia"
+Ellie Kewitsch Not a big fan of Anne.
+Denise Spurlock how? She's the best!
Yeah, I thought she was gonna say "yeah? Well, I'm the queen of Genova!"
+Denise Spurlock don't make this about yourself ✋
+Ellie Kewitsch
she just announced that she is having a baby .
Haha, that last line: "I'm not thankful four anything, I'm thankful five!"
You know what they say...
Optimists: The glass is half full
Pessimists: The glass is half empty
Penelope: My glass is 51% full probably just a little more full than yours is so
this deserves more likes
Mine is 49% full, so just a little more less full than yours, soo...
Everyone hates me for a good reason, so...
My glass is all the way full...and it’s also empty...it’s like Schrödinger’s glass...I won the Nobel Prize...so I guess I’m a more philosophical than you 💁🏽♀️
Everyone hates me for some strange reason lmao
We all know a Penelope in our lives lol
aint that the truth
lady finn Well, I know two Penelopes, sooo...
Yassssss she is my coworker!
I’m the Penelope...
Limoholikerin well uh I know 3 so.... And an alien so....
Definitely one of my fave Kristen Wiig characters!!
+studio josie Well, i've spent the last 35 hours watching Penelope skits so... I know all the lines by heart... so i probably like her a little more than you...
+Sophovot Well I invented hours so... I probably know more about time then you so... I know all the shapes by brain so...
+Sophovot how many skits are there ._.
Josie D please explain why she shrinks in the end!!! Didn't get it!!
Listen carefully to the last part from 3:46 - 4:26.
We all know somebody like this...
+py2007 So damn true. Happily, I have managed to avoid them ever since high school.
+py2007 TRUTH.
TRUEEEEE, can't stand these people.
+py2007 well i know 50 people like this so.... and all of them know 100 people like this so.... I'm probably just a little more social than you...
+py2007 I know more people like this than you sooo...
Penelope is the funniest
Well I’m funnier than her soooo......
lmao ive seen a comment by you on almost every SNL skit i watch
@@hap_pax I'm funnier than you soo..💆
@@Mericandad I’m funny than you times affinity.. soooo
Well I actually am Penelope … soooooo….
“My ancestors come over on the April Flower!!!”
Hahahaha I loved that one!
What does your username say? I am Jewish so Hebrew always catches my eye but I can't read it :(
@@evabailey3860 Eitan Polizoff.
I still quote "I'm not thankful FOR anything, I'm thankful FIVE, so..."
Chishannicon Yeah well I still quote it too so....a year later so.... I’m still quoting it longer than you so.... it’s almost 2018 so.... then I’ll be quoting it two years longer than you so.... so...
@@anitar1674 well I'm still quoting it in 2019 soo .... it's actually almost 2020 so I'm quoting it longer than you soo...
Well I just quoted it today so it's a little more recent than you so...
Well I'm quoting it now, so.... 4 years after the original post, so.... and I enjoyed the joke more than anyone, so...
well i’m quoting it 5 years after the original post sooo… just a little bit of a bigger fan than the rest of you sooo… just a little more committed soooo…
"Wow look at all these turkeys, and theres food too"
lmfao I died
dylan ginther "Sir waddle of gobbla" is where I died lol
vegan shade!!! :D
ha ha1
well I was born into purgatory, so, I’m a little more dead than you, so 💁♀️
Did you? Did you really die? Ugh
Love the Penelope Character and I think Anne Hathaway is absolutely adorable!
Käptn Haddock I think Anne Hathaway is a goddess so... I like her a little bit more than you so...
@@grotesquette6536 Haha I can live with that
Well I am actually Anne Hathaway’s secret lover… soooooo…
@@grotesquette6536 , lol! Good one!
i love this sketch because anne hathaway acted it properly, she gave the lines character but didn’t try too hard and she let kristen get the laughs
The part where they showed her family killed me 😂😂
Killed me actually dead… soooooo…
@@isabellalam08 Well, I'm deader than you, so...
Those extras...
it killed me a little bit more soOoOoOo
Question: If Penelope and Debbie Downer sat at the same park bench and had a conversation, which one would leave first?
The bench would leave them.
We need a skit like that seriously....
@@livingonmusic7788 lmfao😂
The bench would
The bench an the park would leave at the same time
“My dad is a chocolate chip so your dad is baked inside him so”
I love this lady
There is a penelope at my school who brags about everything and tries to 1up me all the time. She bragged about getting a lower grade than me because I complained.
there are two penelopes at my school...they are twice as annoying as yours
nathenism sooo...
There are 16 of them at my school, so...
All of students at my school are, so... I'm one myself, so... In fact, I know a talking dog that brags about evering thats named Penelope, so... I even know an alien, so... *Tangles hair*
Every one I know is a Penelope so I win
Umm I'm I bit in love with this sketch just a little bit more than anyone.... So ya immm better than you... So mmmm ya
I watch this sketch everyday and even named my kids after it so I win
adam nyambala well I guess all I can say is I AM this sketch so I like myself a little bit more than you do soo...
Ummmmm, well, all I can say is I’m a bit in love with SNL, so I guess I just like all their sketches a bit better than you do, so....
@@ellesterling2422 well im married to SNL and all the sketches are my children so I love them even more than you do so...........
anne hathaway is the LITERAL cutest human being on earth
Well I actually am Anne Hathaway…. sooooo…
anne hathaway is so good, she can make a skit look like a real scene.
lol did you hear about the peanut in central park it was assaulted...so
so funny I forgot to laugh
aSALTed
Is this thing on
Anne’s reaction to that she had to think for a minute and was like, “oh shit!” Lmao 😂
😊 cute!
"Did you guys hear the one about the peanut, who went to Central Park? It was a salted."
That's a great joke! 2:22
they made it up. no one's ever heard it:) certainly not your dad
@@emu314159?
Hahaha Kristen Wiig is literally my fave I can't stop laughing
It was not necessary for you to say "literally". At least it was accurate(unless, of course, she is not literally your "fave").
I don't need a English police. I can say it that way and it's fine. Thank you.
Ok. Say it that way. It was fine, btw. I made that clear. Also, I saw the original reply(before you edited). Quite ironic.("I don't need a English police. I can s say it that say and it's fine. Thank you.")
I just happen to be HER favorite so...
Well she’s my fav-est, and I like her better, so...
Penelope: “Can’t play anymore, I just tested positive for-“
Me: “COVID?!”
Penelope: “steroids”
I know! You woulda thunk!
Kristen Wiig is probably my favourite character on snl ever...
well she is definitely my favorite soo.... i like her a little more than you so....
Bahar Kocaman hahahahahaha
Lol Kristen Wiig is an actress not a character. But I agree, she’s fucking hilarious.
Agree! She was awesome in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, wanna go watch it again now...
she was actually my favorite before she was your favorite, soooo
Kristen Wiig is a great actress she is my favorite
shes in the same room w/ me right now and were watching the dallas mavericks game,told me she really likes the owner mark cuban
Steve Mandl sure you are
Sooooooo….
The April flower line is priceless and the you see a lot of fireworks cuz you live outside
The Penelope family is hilarious 😂 I was literally laughing out loud!
just tested positive for steroids lol
slateflash well I just tested triple times infinity positive for steroids soo..mmmm
Well I tested positive for everything including a new one name d after me so I win
@benjovi55 of course she did she's on steroids
Just tested positive for coronavirus, mine is more recent than yours sooo....
Probably get to see a lot of fireworks because you live outside so.... HAHAHAAH
the “you’ll probably see a-lot of fireworks bc u live outside” killed me 😂😂😂😂
I wish Penelope became a full skit
Hazardous Harleigh i wish they'd done a Penelope in college sketch.
comey2610 Well I wish she became a nursery (kindergarten) sketch... Sooooooooo... I guess my wish is cuter than yours... Sooooooooo
There's more Penelope skits.
How about a Penelope porn skit? Some of the actresses would be like "I'll bet you can't handle a big black dick." Then she'd say "I'll bet I can. I know I can. I can hand two dicks the size of my thighs On both sides of my pelvis, sooooo... "
“Can I have some corn?”
“Only a spoonful”
*pulls out comically large spoon*
Kristen Wiig, I'm in love with you.
im a bit more in love with her so....we got married last tuesday so..... we actually just finished our honeymoon so...
+tai.gra best comment ever!
351cleavland I sleep with her every single day...while she was in the hospital from all the bee stings ...that she was just pretending so that she could have time to sleep with me....I posed as the doctor soo....
This will never get old
Maragret Figures-burgh and so won't I soo.. I am always young so..
That little cute thing Anne did with her arms when she was saying "get our aprons on" - that made me SO HAPPY
That peanut joke caught me off guard 😂😭
Me too. She did tell a better joke.
Penelope is appearantly better than everyone.
Umm... Well actually she's better than everytwo so... Umm...
"I'm not thankful for anything I'm thankful five... Soo... Umm... I'm more thankful than you and umm... My relatives came over on the Aprilflower... And umm...
omg! too funny! 😂😂
Well I’m better than her sooooo
@@HellbentDragon 😂
I like this character. Because not only does she ridiculously one up everyone, but it’s not bs. She is actually out here shifting the fabric of reality.
I'm surprised the audience didn't laugh more when she ended up in the endzone and caught the touchdown pass. It's so absurd and stupid its funny
Anne absolutely nailed it at 4:03! The hair touching, voice getting lower, facial expressions, mannerisms that’s all just like Penelope!
Penelope’s family 🤣🤣🤣 2:46 😂
The fact alone she caught the pass proves she’s right bout everything she says.
We all know a Penelope
ScreamingFish well i know two penelope's so... mmm
It would've been so great if she said "I'm the princess of Genovia"
Great reference😂
My favorite implication of this skit is that everything she says is true. She’s just just bragging: it’s all legit.
I know 2 people like this. Please send help immediately
I know 3 people like this, so...
I know 4 people like this and I'm one of them so I guess I need a little more help than you so...
I know 5 and I'm 2 of them, just a little more than you so...
lol
lololol
“I now dub the Sir Waddle of Gobbla, so congratulations”
Me and my friend watch this at school and the way our jaw dropped when she said you must see a lot of fireworks cause you live outside
Anne did "Penelope" way better than Amy Adams , Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
Well Taylor did it great
Taylor did the "whatdo you think about that Penelope so well"
Let's not forget Penelope's best friend, Liza Minnelli.
Penelope’s family killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm the first person to watch this video in 2016. I'm in Asia so I celebrated New Year's Eve first, so....
+Countrycowboy08 well I watched this 5 times at midnight on 2016 so... also I can time travel so went back to the first new years so... probably had a better new years eve than you did
+elliot9150 Well I invented New Years, and midnight so... Also 2016 is named after my great grandfather so... I'm probably more famous than you so...
Well I am in Asia too so... And I celebrated New Years an hour before midnight so... I celebrated it before you did so... um... I was the first person to greet 2016 so...
All four of you have me rolling! 😂😵😂😵😂💀
93Akane Well, I invented language. Without it, nothing mentioned could even exist, including this conversation, sooo....
My favorite character ever!
Well, she was my favorite character before she was even born, so..... =)
Welllll, but I'm the one who invented & created the persona "Penelope", which means, without my unbelievable intelligence, there would be no Penelope so......
***** Well I created you two in a scientific experience so...
DorianYT Well i created science so...
Augusto Baretta Malenotti Well I created all of you so....
probaby can see a lot of fireworks cuz u live outside lol
lol
That peanut joke was hilarious 😂
THE PEANUT JOKE HAHAHA
“And then she proceeded to pull out a comically large spoon”
LMAO Kristen such a funny person even if she dont even try..
Sejuani I'm funnier than Kristin Wiig in my sleep...soooooo...
@@ontologicallysteve7765mmm I invented sleep and I'm funnier than you so...mmmhmmm
Nasim Pedrad is gorgeous
El John you're gorgeous
Caleb Russell Sah dude
Couldn't agree more!
True story
"Probably gonna see a lot of fireworks cause you live outside" that one got me unprepared haha
Penelope is a brilliant character !!!
that's awesome XD
Max Madmax yep great writing as well as great acting so
Love how erryone just acts like a GIANT SPOON was just lying around with the big silverware
Omg her apron, her family and her football catch was hilarious!
I AM the Queen of Thanksgiving! I now dub thee Sir Waddle Gobblelot.
So, congratulations. 😆
my dad is choco chip cookie n ur dad is baked inside 😂😁
I laughed really hard when she showed her family's 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine the task they were given: "Just imitate Kristen Wiig." Who would pass that up?
Anne Hathaway with her A list acting.. wow, she really has shown people why she is such a big star. Kristen, as usual, is amazing.
My ancestors got here on the April flower one month before yours...hahahha😂😂
Is what Penelope doing called one-upmanship?
+Byron B Pretty sure she's a deity
+Byron B Uhm, it's actually two-upmanship. So...
+Byron B Yes.
+MisterCovek haha stop! i!m dying over here!
+yvonne rico I'm dead right now. I'm laughing and rolling in my grave, so...
"...we didn't get out of here until, like, 8:30.
I'm talking p.m."
This one had me dead.
"My relatives came over on the April flower, mine came one month before your's" 😂😂😂
"Happy 4th of July! You're probably going to see a lot of fireworks since you live outside, so..." I've watched this a number of times and I just noticed this quote. Hahahaha.
My dads a chocolate chip cookie so your dads baked inside mine ahahaha too funny!!!
Lauryn Hunt i
"If I clap twice, all the dogs in the world get an extra weiner, soooo......." 🌭🌭🐩🐕~~LMAO~~
Penelope is life😂
I love penelope crazy ass
love kristen wiig in all her snl skits!!
I love her more so...
"My relatives came over on the April Flower." LOL I love Penelope!
"Probably get to see a lot of fireworks coz you live outside" XD
Hilarious, and made even more so with Hathaway's reaction.
Amazing performance…Kristin is so talented
"happy 4th of july i think you get to see alot of fireworks because you live outside"got me rolling
I literally stopped being friends with someone because she was a one-upper and turned everything into a competition. Even if I told her I had a long and bad day at work?! I’d tell her I worked 12 hours and she’d be like “ummm I work 16 hour days regularly and do it all the time...I work 12 hours in my sleep. Ummm guess my week was more stressful than yours soooo...”
That’s really sad, I bet she wouldn’t tolerate being talked to that way and would make a fuss about it
Penelope is one of my favorites😂❤
I actually love Kirsten wiig more than all of you sooo, I don't love her forever I love her fivever which is just a bit longer than you guys soo...
"happy 4th of july. probably get to see a lot of fireworks cause you live outside so." HAD ME DYING OUT OF LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Same, I was looking for this comment to give it a like lol.
I love how she ends up on the tv and everyone’s like how did that happen 😂🤣
*THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING BOLD SO UM AND I DID IT BETTER SO UM SO*
Well I used bold a little bit before RUclips was invented to so um I guess I’m just a little bit better so…
Stephan Meneses well i was the first person on earth and i used bold even then so i guess that means i’m just better than you so…
Stephan Meneses well i’m actually the god in disguise so i was here before everyone ever so… i was super bored so i created the bold print so...
LOL Mike O'Brien in the background XD
kristen is so good at making you feel like you know the character
Watching this on Thanksgiving is too perfect.
The peanut joke with the mic 😂
Love Penelope!
I love Penelope just a little bit more than you.. so..
Bambuswaldninja and I am Penelope...everyone love me..including me, so...
Bambuswaldninja and my whole family loves her too...and I guess it is just bigger than your...right over there...so...
I bet you see a lot of fireworks because you live outside LOL laughing my ass off
Universe's Greatest-est Chef so...
Kristen Wiig is amazing 😂😂
'Waiter, there's a Penelope in my soup ....'
At 3:30 she states that she tested positive for steroids. I’ve never seen this ep before so I thought she was going to say COVID. I really really did and I was shocked when she didn’t.
2:23 I have used that joke now so many times after watching this episode. It cracks everyone up.