“It’s Never Too Early to Go Back to Bed” - Martha Kelly - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Martha Kelly takes the stage to share her thoughts on pets, office jobs and motivational speaking seminars.
    Original airdate: September 30, 2016
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Комментарии • 151

  • @MentalStillness
    @MentalStillness 8 месяцев назад +45

    Hey Carol. I loved your show. Especially Miss Donna, adorable Luis, Michael, Pauline and Bernard.

  • @cafairkafair1157
    @cafairkafair1157 7 месяцев назад +30

    Literally Carol

  • @cupcake_kid0129
    @cupcake_kid0129 6 месяцев назад +10

    God I loved her as Carol! She’s so frickin funny🤣🤣🤣 so happy to find her again!

  • @mysticseraph2213
    @mysticseraph2213 Год назад +104

    Her deadpan delivery is perfect, and the jokes are hilarious. Would love to see more!

    • @jgons
      @jgons 10 месяцев назад +1

      watch Baskets. She's a gem in that show.

  • @tigresuave11
    @tigresuave11 7 месяцев назад +11

    Woow, she really looks like her character in the cartoon.

  • @stevenecarrier
    @stevenecarrier Год назад +120

    She plays the drug dealer Laurie on Euphoria! The range!!!!!

    • @ashlei315
      @ashlei315 Год назад +10

      Ohhh I knew I recognized her voice for sure.

    • @stevenecarrier
      @stevenecarrier Год назад +14

      @@ashlei315 right! What a super talented woman! Laurie was a fucking terrifying character and here she’s making me cry laughing. That’s true talent

    • @chozen_1309
      @chozen_1309 Год назад +6

      Uhhhhh she’s a Beast in Baskets! You need to give her credit where it’s due my guy .. she’s a gem in whatever but def need to recognize her from Baskets 😏

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 Год назад +1

      I just knew I'd seen her before lmao almost can't believe it's the same person

    • @jackchop1576
      @jackchop1576 Год назад +2

      @@stevenecarrier She's arguably a fairly decent-ish drug dealer though. She lets them know that if they don't have her money, she'd sell them to human traffickers. Most dealers who'd do that are slimy and wait until someone is in withdrawal to do that.

  • @mistypuffs
    @mistypuffs Год назад +14

    “…because she never let me hold her like that when she was alive” killed me 😂❤

  • @rudytorres9910
    @rudytorres9910 Год назад +24

    I love the love she has for animals.

  • @jameshoeve4466
    @jameshoeve4466 Год назад +45

    I love Martha's low-key vibe. She's so real.

  • @markm1009
    @markm1009 2 месяца назад +1

    Tragedy plus time equals comedy. Thank you very much. You made my damn day

  • @danchab1105
    @danchab1105 8 месяцев назад +8

    I came here from Carol & the End of the World

    • @jjequator
      @jjequator 2 месяца назад

      Same! ❤❤❤

  • @birdseye2239
    @birdseye2239 Год назад +47

    I saw her in the show Baskets. Had no idea she was a comic. Awesome to see her character is based off her actual stage persona

    • @ahutch3835
      @ahutch3835 Год назад +1

      They were all comics in the show..it was also produced by Louis c.k. and it wasn't supposed to be a show, they pitched it to get out of a contract as a joke. It worked and was amazing. Then Louis started his own platform for comedy got cancelled almost now is selling out msg again. Rip Louie Anderson who was early cancelled in the 90s for buying a hooker.

  • @perezbrug2239
    @perezbrug2239 8 месяцев назад +7

    Came here after Carol and the end of the world..

  • @agentadvocate
    @agentadvocate 11 месяцев назад +5

    This is my first time finding her stand up after seeing her on What We Do in the Shadows. Did not disappoint! A proper energy vampire.

  • @poochthedog8079
    @poochthedog8079 Год назад +5

    I discovered you on satellite radio, and now I just can’t get enough. You are a comedic genius.

  • @muddydog6605
    @muddydog6605 Год назад +28

    This was fantastic. "At least a couple of weeks before I could go through her belongings"
    I laughed at the utter brilliance of this, but also it's painfully true.

  • @paolalovescats
    @paolalovescats Год назад +85

    Damn she went from being a Drug Lord to a Comedian? This woman can do everything.

  • @elizabethvogt2306
    @elizabethvogt2306 Год назад +9

    Great material and delivery. I love the moving scene and cat letter.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Год назад +21

    I love her skewed take on things!

  • @PoSiTiV3tEnSiOn
    @PoSiTiV3tEnSiOn Год назад +15

    wow wow she's so funny! her deadpan is on point

  • @freeshrugs63
    @freeshrugs63 Год назад +8

    Why do I love you so much? So deadpan, so dark. I'm laughing and laughing.

  • @gardenbun
    @gardenbun Год назад +8

    I love this gal! Her segments about pets are spot on for us pet lovers! A very sensitive subject to handle with humor and she did it better than anybody I've ever heard.

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 Год назад +9

    That cat noice in the family meeting killed me

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn Год назад +9

    Love the high energy! She's a whirlwind. 😊
    a very dark, stationary whirlwind 😊

  • @wakeuptheresnospoon
    @wakeuptheresnospoon Год назад +6

    And then when we finally die, our pets get to select new owners 😂

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie Год назад +4

    The cat letter was brilliant! 😹

  • @shape0water
    @shape0water День назад

    I love her calm yet funny vibe, she shld have a nexflix special!!

  • @DavidYoel13
    @DavidYoel13 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love you Carol

  • @prabhatmaji7106
    @prabhatmaji7106 Год назад +14

    Her tone is literally me forcing myself to study a boring chapter😂

  • @pbardon3965
    @pbardon3965 Год назад +6

    Wow. You never know where you are going here. This was fantastic.

  • @Kilowolfhelm
    @Kilowolfhelm 5 месяцев назад +2

    What a fresh show. What a good comic. Thank you Martha.

    • @Kilowolfhelm
      @Kilowolfhelm 5 месяцев назад

      please let me know when you are playing Chicago.

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv Год назад +13

    she was sooo good in Baskets.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +17

    Her deadpan was so good. She was absolutely hilarious! I'd easily watch a 45+ minute set.

  • @Aalivyah_CC
    @Aalivyah_CC Год назад +3

    Today is actually my last dog's birthday. He died at 11 human years old the day before Thanksgiving. 😭💙

  • @nayfly9
    @nayfly9 Год назад +11

    She’s awesome! Unapologetically herself and very funny.

  • @cervantesAi
    @cervantesAi Год назад +4

    13:06 finally someone talks about exactly how I feel about working at an office... although I studied something that's DEEPLY related to desk jobs so... i might have a death wish? 😅🙃😂

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo Год назад +4

    i think deadpan comedians are some of the best

  • @feralhomunculus
    @feralhomunculus Год назад +15

    She's hilarious! I

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Год назад +14

    in terms of cats, she is the most funny comedian, even my two cats enjoy her

  • @aderounmuomogbolahanoluwap5507
    @aderounmuomogbolahanoluwap5507 7 месяцев назад +1

    Her voice is so soothing

  • @lowe-quay-shush
    @lowe-quay-shush 4 дня назад

    I thought Baskets would open doors for her. Guess she's specailzed. She's Special to her fans.

  • @justinburgos2927
    @justinburgos2927 Год назад

    I didn't know she did stand up and just randomly looked her up as I was rewatching "Baskets". You can really tell she had lots of input in her character which is awesome.

  • @LQQKINCHIC
    @LQQKINCHIC 11 месяцев назад

    Martha you have a refreshing style and delightful comedic genius. I am wishing my best friend could be more like you. Please continue to entertain all of us with your incredible wit!

  • @ErikAdrain
    @ErikAdrain Год назад +3

    Me at 4am 👁

  • @bmbphotoman
    @bmbphotoman Год назад +11

    Dig her style. Got some huge laughs out of this set. Good stuff

  • @kamineko3203
    @kamineko3203 Год назад +3

    I miss Martha on Baskets. She is hilarious!

  • @jwalandapariyar1551
    @jwalandapariyar1551 8 месяцев назад +7

    Came here looking for CAROL. carol and the end of the world.

  • @erikaarnold4780
    @erikaarnold4780 Год назад +27

    Okay….she is so funny…but while I was laughing, I was also crying because I had to put my dog down and it sucked really hard.😂😫🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @markm1009
    @markm1009 2 месяца назад

    You're a little ray of sunshine.

  • @barbaradollard4186
    @barbaradollard4186 8 месяцев назад +1

    Looking for her show in SoCal!!!

  • @madisonmenzies9284
    @madisonmenzies9284 Год назад +1

    The crippled puppet is what really sold me

  • @cookiigames
    @cookiigames 6 месяцев назад

    Wow! She kept here same style even in her Netflix series. That's amazing ❤

  • @eisenrz5540
    @eisenrz5540 11 месяцев назад +1

    She's funny. Really enjoyed this.

  • @shoyeb25
    @shoyeb25 8 месяцев назад +5

    She actually sounds like carol, i thought the voice was made up in the show😅

  • @bobwoww8384
    @bobwoww8384 Год назад +1

    Terrific, Excellent comedian!🌹

  • @acferency75
    @acferency75 Год назад +8

    I need more!

    • @hahamasala
      @hahamasala Год назад +2

      I really like her stuff too.

  • @guruz24
    @guruz24 Год назад +2

    Friggin hilarious!!! 😂

  • @hahamasala
    @hahamasala Год назад +3

    I like her nerdy style. I try to be clever with my material but I can learn a few things from her.

  • @lancethrustworthy
    @lancethrustworthy Год назад +5

    Good material, well delivered. Looking forward to more.

  • @sachiperez
    @sachiperez Год назад +9

    Hilarious! And all her stories seem sincere.

  • @kellystinydreamsbus
    @kellystinydreamsbus Год назад +15

    She is hilarious 😂

  • @natmeyy7590
    @natmeyy7590 Год назад +1

    Funny ,great set

  • @twilfits
    @twilfits Год назад

    Ur my new favorite comic Martha! Just heard Tig Notaro tell Alice Janney that she suffered a broken rib after Alice picked her up 😄

  • @estherpelele9956
    @estherpelele9956 2 месяца назад +3

    I didn't know she really talked like this

  • @taffbanjo
    @taffbanjo Год назад +2

    Excellent!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +1

    Smart and funny

  • @mohauntaopane4264
    @mohauntaopane4264 Год назад

    I can’t believe I watched half of that.

  • @cynthialockhart6127
    @cynthialockhart6127 8 месяцев назад

    Love you! I SO CAN RELATE!

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +2

    This is exactly what I would expect if her character on Baskets were to do standup

  • @versatilitymills8620
    @versatilitymills8620 Год назад +2

    Absolutely amazing

  • @OreoDave
    @OreoDave Год назад +2

    Amazing and great in Baskets

  • @timothyvarner
    @timothyvarner Год назад +3

    So freaking funny 🤣💚

  • @user-gr8tr3yq1b
    @user-gr8tr3yq1b Год назад +1

    In reference to 18:26. Ahsoka is a female Jedi and has her own series coming out.

  • @zero2nill905
    @zero2nill905 Год назад

    Oh shes great

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Год назад +1

    Loved her in Baskets!!

  • @Ju.UwU.Ish.
    @Ju.UwU.Ish. Год назад +4

    So funny!

  • @FurryFaceMe
    @FurryFaceMe Год назад +1

    i don't think anyone is emotionally prepared to have to put down a dying Friend , i was devastated and took the long walk home with my empty kennel carrier , sniff ! , i will always miss my Cat Friend " Buddy "

  • @S....
    @S.... Год назад

    Wild.

  • @randomgeekcrap
    @randomgeekcrap Год назад +4

    She escaped the fbi and has new job watch out rue

  • @kennethuyabeme
    @kennethuyabeme 8 месяцев назад +1

    Carol?

  • @deadpanwalking
    @deadpanwalking Год назад +2

    She was running the elevator in Spider-man Homecoming yes? She's funny and I hope she's still getting residual checks.

  • @shaunmaq
    @shaunmaq Год назад

    Deadpan standup is odd and funny...its my first time ...and i like it ...i want more of this staff ...✌😎✌

  • @RossHutch85
    @RossHutch85 Год назад +1

    So good

  • @betsypoling1134
    @betsypoling1134 Год назад +2

    Hilarious!

  • @DedicatedSlaya
    @DedicatedSlaya Год назад +1

    She's Hilarious!!! 🤣👍

  • @d12kiem7
    @d12kiem7 8 месяцев назад +1

    she looks and sounds just like Carol but blond

  • @RFSIsraelStarEarth
    @RFSIsraelStarEarth Год назад +1

    Haha

  • @mjmaccabee7252
    @mjmaccabee7252 Год назад

    The opening bit was so slow I nearly gave up, but the payoff was worth hanging in there for.

  • @theemoshitshowinc
    @theemoshitshowinc Год назад +1

    Stop moving to Austin

  • @DeVasteyAnnaize
    @DeVasteyAnnaize Год назад +1

    Is this Laurie?

  • @ObiesieMaduegbuna
    @ObiesieMaduegbuna Год назад +2

    After watching Euphoria i’m scared of this lady

  • @mrpicky1868
    @mrpicky1868 Год назад +1

    great understanding of joke making.

  • @user-nn5gu1rb4x
    @user-nn5gu1rb4x 6 месяцев назад

    Bethany Bones brought me here

  • @TxxT33
    @TxxT33 Год назад

    9:18 was that a reference to The Wire.

  • @hanifnahian
    @hanifnahian Год назад +1

    Euphoria 🤨

  • @asifyoucare
    @asifyoucare Год назад +1

    The lack of segues between jokes is its own joke at times....

  • @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo
    @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo Год назад

    Lost me at 6:52

  • @verekhan2698
    @verekhan2698 Год назад

    Wasn’t she in euphoria

  • @ilovemelodyjane
    @ilovemelodyjane Год назад +1

    😂❤😂

  • @JULKEE
    @JULKEE 8 месяцев назад +1

    She as charismatic as a glass of water ( I love how the editors added those laugh tracks to break the monotony of that voice) . As much as I enjoyed somethings on the Carol show, at times I had to paused it because hearing a voice so full of depression and boredom... can be a little too much.