EVERY Chaos Siege Towers in Warhammer3 is CURSED.. Don't USE THESE..
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Total War: Warhammer is part of Creative Assembly's grand strategy Total War series. Set in the grim, high fantasy world of Warhammer Fantasy, Total War: Warhammer pits many unique races in a struggle for domination of the Old World. Soldiers clash with magic and monsters, as factions are locked in battle. But beyond this conflict lurks a larger threat: The forces of Chaos descend from the north to bring ruin and destruction, at the behest of their dark gods.
Total War: Warhammer II takes the battle to the New World across the sea, where new races fight to enact rituals and control the Great Vortex. Total War: Warhammer II is a standalone game, fully playable on its own. However, players who own the first game or DLC will find that it carries over and can be combined with the second game, for one epic experience in campaign and multiplayer among us.
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Plot twist
Daemon Prince's Tower was just normal
it was sabotaged by Malal
it was gold, that's the issue.
Yeah but who is gonna risk after all that
hey give him a good life flash-forwards after that, something like IDK; settling in a city and having a job, traveling world, having a family and teaching innocent people against dangers of chaos, maybe protecting people from norsc- I mean cavemen raids.
I dunno man, lots of metal spikes in there. a man might end up with tetanus.
The danger of the Slaneesh tower was that you had to share it with slaneesh daemons... and they take "no" as a challenge.
the troops are therefore already in the "tired" stance, once they reach the fortress.
Yeah I just imagine if your in a Slaaneshy Siege Tower, you just have to accept that ass pats, flirting, and the constant smell of sweat and pot smoke is going to be there til you get to the wall.
@@DarkArtistKaiser ass pats and flirting are the least of one’s worries in Slaanesh’s playhouse
There’s also probably barbs and hooks everywhere and a lot of suspicious fluids you can slip on
It's the whispers always the whispers! 😱
" I'm tired of this chaos shit... For SIGMAR!! "
10/10
Nurgle : *gets vored*
Khorne : *gets roasted*
Slaneesh : *vored AND molested*
Tzeench : *gets YEETED*
The Empire : *for SIGMAAAAAR!*
This movie is better than 90% of Hollywood movies made in recent years. It has everything: pain, betrayal, the (anti)hero going through countless trials, and finally a nice redemption arc. 12/10; It should be nominated for the academy award.
The academy awards with your subscription: INTO THE ASSHOLE !!!
We live off jokes
@@otakunemesis34 Joke?
He comes out a better man. Like ...character development and shits.
@@chickduong He just comes out
This guy has since then achieved so many victories against chaos, it is beloved that when the mighty Karl Franz finally passes on, he is destined to become the next emperor. After all why not? Kislev loves him for his actions against chaos, the people of Brettonia respect him for having a strict code of ladders only, and empire citizens are ever so grateful that he got the empire to stop forcing them to build giant seige towers instead of tending to their jobs. Overall, he would make a great emperor one day.
The End times don't think so
@Hadragor
Obligatory “F*ck the end times”
I'm disappointed that the Tzeentch siege tower wasn't a labyrinth on the inside that would make the chaos warrior come outside being a madman cause of the insanity he faced inside
Or maybe, a portal goes straight to 40k.
Both Tzeentch and Slaanesh towers are filled with tentacles but Tzeentch tentacles respect your personal space.
@@Diego-zz1df but pester you with both questions and random trivia
They say people lose their minds in the chaos wastes… Because of this brave Chaos warrior, we now know why.
*Dawi being told to use ladders rather then siege towers.* “We spent so much time sculpting our towers and you want us to use wooden ladders?! Into the book of grudges you go!”
Stupid elf. We use artylery.
Oh come on, these ladders are top notch craftsmanship. Simple, practical, efficient and indestructible.
Thorgrim Grudgebearer meanwhile grabs The Throne of Power with his legs and uses his arms to carry it and the throne bearers up the ladder by himself.
there should be a mod that makes some chaos warriors redeem themselves or defect to the empire just for interesting fun. The part where the chaos warrior said "FOR SIGMAR!!" had me dying🤣🤣
They would be killed. That's the only way back from chaos
Honestly I love a idea of a Warrior of Chaos having a character redemption arc where he has to fight the luring temptations of chaos to turn back and find salvation.
Well someone did end up making a warriors of order mod
@@TheCrimsonZombie Oh? got a link to that mod? I'd like to try it out.
@@naciabell7903 im sorry i cant post links on youtube due to its rules but i got it on the steam workshop called "warrior saints of the empire"
the redemption arc of this nurgle chaos warrior is golden..
Tarriff is a Malal cultist, he has made a mini series about the 5th Chaos God, the Tower
and its just a Fucking Ladder!
@@angrycrusader3926 an elevator
The greatest epics of this or any other age:
1) Siege Tower Guy
2) Lord of the Rings
Anyone else want this reformed Chaos Warrior as the next Legendary Lord of the Empire? With his Chaos Smiting ladder of truth and justice and revenge. All of Chaos shall be banished with his holy light!
Holy stairs did you mean?
This did deserve it's own compilation, finally the warrior of chaos story can be viewed in its entirey.
its*
@@nqh4393 You're right, fuck.
@@nqh4393 . . . Your joking right?
I am pretty sure once you pledge yourself to the dark pantheon there is no going back. After one sells their soul, none will get that back.
@@paleface171 yeah, but you have to admit, it does make for a good story
You know, despite being gross and nasty, Nurgle’s siege tower at least provides auto elevation. It just sucks you up to the top and saves your troops’ energy for the battle.
This just proves that Papa Nurgle takes care of his “children” more then any other chaos god.
I dunno...
Slaanesh tower have vibrator massage function...
Yuck..
One thing the Total War Warhammer does really well about Nurgle is that all of the demons look unbelievably jolly.
@@AnMComm because they’re finally out of the siege tower
"It's totally better guys. He just sucks on his children"
I love that “FOR SIGMAR!” line he screamed while using the ladder
I mean sigmar is know to accept those who turn on chaos so he has a chance to be accepted.
Stormcast Stairs
@@edalmirneto4246 Someone needs to replace the weapon on a stormcast model with a ladder.
@@BigJubble I always believe that someone will put a picture of this conversation in a group of Warhammer and some good soul will end up making this Stormcast ladder
Here we see a faithless warrior lose his faith in chaos, and turn to actual faith, Sigmar! Glorious work! Now go get interrogated by the inquisition.
Dude thats like Blizzard level of short films. Well done man.
Early 2000s one or a Modern one?
@@Tarriff yes
@@Defeateddragon I think you just simultaneously praised and insulted him
I guess answer is yes
@@Tarriff Both.
I mean Overwatch and Diablo 3 and 4 are some of my favourite of all times.
Keep it going Tarriff! You're content keep getting better with every upload. 👏🏼😁
Maybe he can tour the old world siege towers as an ally next. Surely they can't be any worse. I'm sure the undead bone zone cannot harm anyone and skaven and ork towers are perfectly up to safety regulations.
Or Wood Elves which are just T R E E
I always wondered why you need siege equipment when 9/10 we all just rush the walls with ladders and bust down the door without a battering ram .
Well thats because in theory the towers protect you from defense towers and ranged units, also ladders I think give you a debuff (exhausted) as towers wont.
A better question is rams because the theory is you use then because you have no monster units and sure some armies dont start with then but they just take too long and they pretty much are just a monstrous unit that can only damage doors, towers have uses as rams are why?
The carpentry guilds have to make more money somehow, and forcing overpriced siege equipment on others is the way.
I use 2 of them to make a shield to protect my forces before they reached the wall
@@linhle8294 are you sayin, you have come up with a mobile wall?
@@redacted5824 Oh no...
Now the Norscans are doomed.
2:19 - Slaanesh Zerg main confirmed
You know this actually makes me curious. There have been characters tricked by chaos and those that have gotten mad/betrayed and gone off on their own but I can't think of a single character that has renounced chaos.
His name? Archaeon the Ladderchosen
The new WoC LL
Ladder Lenny
Diplomatic relations with factions that have siege towers -100
Vigor loss reduction when climbing laders -100% (All Armies)
Lader climbing speed +100% (All Armies)
Has access to unique blessings of sigmar mechanic.
Hybrid weapon user with access to new lore of ladders magic
How to convert chaos warriors to the faith of Sigmar ?
Tariff: Siege towers !
The Nurgle bit gets me everytime. "Into the asshole!" "AAAAHHHHHHH" 🤣
still laughing after 3 days watching it for the first time
I usually skip compilations but this one is gold
Cyanide and Happiness: The new Saga of Ladder
siege...tower...? NO-NO, SCURRY-MOVE FOR THE HORNED RAT
Upon the Tower of degradation stagnation and infection encapsulated in defecation he felt nothing but disgust and contempt he turned his back on the plague Lord
Upon the tower of brutality savagery and barbarity emblazoned by conflagration he felt not but pain and anger and turned his back on the warmaster
Upon the tower of depravity degeneracy debauchery embalmed in foul ichors yet again this time that of shame revilement he turned his back on the prince
To that of the fourth Tower of bafflement
Confoundment and bewilderment he did not Ascend instead the tower descended upon him for he had refused to call full bemusement and now on that of Revenge
Upon the fifth Tower he gazed upon the monolith the edifice the spire and he drawing upon his memories of the Four Towers he begged and pleaded for some way to destroy this great enemy and up on high from the heavens the god of man came forth Sigmar and bestowed upon him a gift something that could rival the power of the Tower and it was that of a humble ladder the man took the ladder gripping it by its base and charge the tower tearing it asunder and declaring this was for the glory of Sigmar and now we give our thanks two sprays hero who resisted the foul Temptations to find his way back to our Lord's light praise be to Stürmer der Leiter
For some reason I imagine this as if it read by DOOM narrator
And through sheer chaos incompetence and fuckery, the chaos warrior became a servant of sigmar out of sheer spite
He probably serving the empire after this
"Nah I didn't join the ruinous powers for this"
"Get into the asshole!" 😂
And just the way the guy comes rolling off after got me rolling on the floor 😂
Sometimes, even chaos spawns a diamond in the ruff. For Sigmar he goes and for the death of chaos he marches with unyielding ELEVATION!
truly a great story
They say in the deepest reaches of the Chaos wastes...The Fallen Ladder Knight ruthlessly maintains his vigil. Even to this day, he can occasionally be found thwarting sieges and giving the greatest of the Chaos Champions a "right krumpin" with the end of his sanctified ladder.
Ouch that chaos warrior has definitely been through a lot of pain from those siege towers. Also great video.
No wonder infantry units all have siege ladders hidden in their asses.
I always wondered, in the G & F novels, why Canto the Unsworn had second thoughts about Chaos. I wonder no more.
Wood elf : our siege tower are our friends and allies
The other motà race : we make our siege tower
Deamons : so our tower are deamons to
Am I the only one who wants a mod for Immortal empires where one of the generals (or even a random army to play) is the ladder lord where you see a chaos lord beating people to death with ladders and he recruits a mix of empire and Chaos units?
dunno why that's on my mind now though... >_>
lmao thanks for the horrifying memories Tarriff
"imagine using a siege tower"
*laughs in imperial bombardment*
And then this Chaos Warrior became a SIGMAR WARRIOR of vengeance lul
I'd give one of my kidneys for this guy to become a Legendary Lord
FOR SIGMARRRR!!! XD
. . . Did he just REJECT CHAOS, because of their terrible siege tower design . . . ?
Yes
Towers of Chaos Nurgle (Laughing) 😂😂😂😂😂
Reverse Corruption Tarriff-Style. Alarielle's powers of restoration got no power over this method of abandoning Chaos for the light of Sigmar.
I genuinely hope we get to see more of ladder man. His redemption arc was fantastic.
theres heaven, then hell, then the bottom floor of hell where you are forced to tour siege towers
When a warrior of chaos suffering so must he change his fafiction to the emperire
Slaanesh Siege tower: "Best 5 orgasm's in a row! shame I lost my arms and legs though."
That moment when you've had enough of the gods' shit.
Towers Of Chaos Khorne (Laughing)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If he becomes ladder knight, he can join hands with shovel knight in his adventures.
The compilation we all needed. A cinematic masterpiece
I call this episode: Seige Towers VI: End Game. A final cut to its prequels: Siege Tower I: Nurgle, Siege Tower II: Khorne, Siege Tower III: Slaanesh, Siege Tower IV: Tzeentch. Siege Tower V: For Sigma!
Cast by an anonymous Chosen, directed by Tarriff
Best redemption arc
This gives off strong “Fate of a Chaos Space Marine” vibes
*World's First Stormladders Eternals*
This is why you should always stay undivided, their towers are nice and normal!
How can you know it? What if the towers of chaos undivided have a bit of everything in them, like a burning anus with tentacles that decent upon you and spits you out after you stepped in the tower.
40k chaos redemption: the chaos gods lied to us, we saw what they truly were, and now we wish to make amends to the emperor.
Fantasy redemption: WERE TIRED OF F#%#ING SIEGE TOWERS, USE LADDERS DAMMIT.
We need a mod for this man to be a hero or legendary lord
I wish the ladder can be easily destroyed so it force players to use siege towers and battering ram.
wtf CA? nobody ever thought of this?
I am surprised the Slaanesh one wasn't "Into the asshole" a second time. You know, because Slaanesh
Khorne Warriors: Imagine not being resistant to fire and magic, lmao, cringe
You know who has a normal working tower? Archeon the Everchosen. But do we care?
Ah I see he decided to find the power of the necrons, good for him
2:41
Nobody:
Me: "Oh look, he's a White Knight now!"
now this got me curious, in the history of warhammer fantasy, is there redemption for those who served chaos?
Sigmar is known for accepting former chaos worshippers, but I don't remember an example of that.
now this is what i call realistic character development
The microwave beeping noise and "FOR SIGMAR!!" fucking floored me, dude!
Literal opposite of Archaon lol
This is why you don't do Chaos kids. Also, this is the anti-Archaon.
Ya know, I thought Nurgle would be the least* painless one. But after watching Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, fuck that I’m good.
Another plot twist, he ends up in college of pyrotechnics and gets yeeted out for using ladders.
Chaos warrior: this isn’t the h3ntai I signed up for
You know, if you give me Warriors of Order with almost the same units I would play them.
I just found you channel and got to say, this brings me back to the old days of world of warcraft 'animations', real good stuff +1
This is so well done man, amazing work!
What a great redemption arc!
Chaos carpenters became a thing pretty quickly
Now someone needs to mod this lord ig to purge chaos
Towers of Chaos Slaanesh (Laughing) 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ah yes the Slaneesh tower is just every hentai tag rolled into one.
there should be a mod for this legendary chaos warrior as a hero available for the empire to recruit
This lore of Warhammer is rad.
when your siege tower is so cursed that make you just switched sides instantly
My bigger question is how you destroy them when your highest technology is cannonball cannons!
Love the happy ending. Praise Sigmar, praise ladders.
One of the best content for entire Warhammer
Now we know why Malice it;s only one True God of Chaos.
This and the Gelt video , are your 2 greatest masterpieces , live long LegendOfTotalWarMemes
That nurgle warrior is regretting he’s life choices 😂
And that my friends is why you do not join chaos.
Sadness is the way of all the chaos warriors ! How dare he join ordertide and become happy ?!
We have to suffer for the dark gods fun !! AND MAKE ALL OTHERS SUFFER TOO !!!