"It heats up," okay, okay, I can do that. "It moves around," Hmm, yes, I can move it around too. "It vibrates," Ah, now that is going to be a bit challengi- "It spins around!" HOW ARE WE MERE MORTAL MEN SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT?! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Well for some reason that reminded me of the Lovese orgy ad where you can get with anyone else around the world and connect toys for the world wide orgy. Though is it an orgy if all the people are in their own houses / apartments and it is all done by toys?
Jokes on tina. In many years she will be alone and dying without a man to comfort her, provide for her, protect her, or help her pay bills or expenses. The sooner you go for a man or a woman and the sooner you invest in Jesus, the better off you are
@@leargamma4912Chill out man, this was probably for the better. It’s not like she was replacing love with it. She was just preventing herself from having a friend with benefits. If she wants to fall in love, I’m sure she still will and it may be easier now that she isn’t tied up with that friend.
Doesn't get much more objectifying than being replaced by a literal object. Benefits or not, it's the "friend" part I must question in a story like that...
Well friends with benefits usually don't stay full on friends just means no string attached sex. So yeah you're right to think of it weirdly about the friend part plus I doubt she fully replaced said friend just sexually prob
This doesn't get talked about enough. Just because guys don't complain about being objectified like women do that doesn't mean its any better or it doesn't exist. If anything it's worse when it happens to guys because they feel like they can't talk about it because it's not an socially accepted thing for men to complain about.
If it makes you feel better, that object can't really replace you. You can provide real love, affection, support, etc that a piece of vibrating plastic cannot. It's the same as a doll not being able to replace a real woman. Getting off is great, but being intimate with a real human is better.
@@Kat-dp4rh hopefully that's how it went. Even then it feels kind of weird to think of it that way. For all that FWB is obviously not the same as a relationship, one would think a degree of comfort and desire still exists. To just treat that human element as tantamount to a mechanical convenience...
I'd argue that replacing a person with a piece of vibrating plastic isn't healthy. You can have both, but there are ways to do that without putting down another person.
You should have referred to it as an electric drill. Spins around, heats up, vibrates... its all there. Even needing to know some dude to fulfill the same functions.
you know what.... giving someone the realisation that friends with benefits isn't a good thing to have is a truly positive change to make in the world... even if accidental
My housekeeper is already 55 and also based. I forgor to get rid of toy packaging and when she saw it, my brain did go "oh shit" and she noticed my reaction and said "don't worry. i worked in a shop that sell those toys for 3 years before" 😂 Then she started telling me stories, of all the weird customers she had 😱
This is why you get one of those innocent looking cloth sided boxes and put your…equipment…in there. No one is going to bother that box. It just looks like extra sweaters or something.
Real talk - this stuff doesn't need a lot of the embarassment and shame that it's usually hand-in-hand with. They are basic needs that a lot of folks have. It may not be all of our flavour in one way or another, but it's good to be able to talk about it with someone. We're laughing, but it's also good to see Lily was able to encourage her housekeeper to get some needs met on her own. Edit: I posted this before I got to the end. Pierre, you using Lily's "low battery" song was A Choice, and dang it, it's 2:20 AM where I am. My neighbours need sleep, and I had to stifle some laughter.
Really house keepers most likely much worse than whatever Lily had on her desk as they clean houses and not everyone always remember to put up their "toys". The ones I see most look like a pink bead connected to a remote with 2 buttons just put them onto the nearest table and go on cleaning.
Hey sometimes the b.o.b. is the best friend a girl needs, now the reasons behind that are varied and understandable. But one of those reasons hurts us guys, makes us feel inadequate and less than what we are. Knowing a machine took our job, at least give it a funny or cool name. Bob sounds like the baulding guy who's too enthusiastic about different colored wires at the army surplus. The guy who makes me think he's on three different watch lists, and I should give him a Snickers in the hopes that if he snaps I'm not on his list.
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Somehow, the little "low battery" jingle at the end hits differently after this particular clip...
You sussy baka ;)
Especially if you know about storing the batteries in the butt to recharge them.
@@OmniscientWarrior bruh
I'll bet Pierre chose that particular outro exactly for that reason! 😂
this whole time I thought she was saying "lil battery", but it still makes it feel just as awkward in this context lmao
Tina the Housekeeper: hey Lily, I bought the same toy!
"but better!"
@@ThatOneWeirdGuyEnderthe same screwdriver
Lily left the screwdriver out!
It just sits in a drawer crying while all by myself by Eric Carmen plays
The sonic screwdriver!
The deluxe Lego screwdriver set.
😰
is it a screwdriver because it draw them screwed?
Lily: "Tina i am so sorry that you had to see that"
Tina: "Mine is better"
Tina: pff rookie toy.
My Lego doesn't do that
i wanted to like this but dont want to be the one to ruin that number
Really depends on what you build with it!
"It heats up,"
okay, okay, I can do that.
"It moves around,"
Hmm, yes, I can move it around too.
"It vibrates,"
Ah, now that is going to be a bit challengi-
"It spins around!"
HOW ARE WE MERE MORTAL MEN SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT?! IT'S NOT FAIR!
mods ┐(´д｀)┌
she really got the all-in-one
you cant do that? I can xd
@@mlthawk Please teach me, almighty one!
Someone doesnt know spinjitsu
Her housekeeper “Tina” now have a friend to talk about “Cat toys”
"Catgirl toys"
@@jankrnac3535 no its "Cat toys" but the other thing you call a cat
Tina met Lily's boyfriend, Bob. B.O.B. : Battery Operated Boyfriend
Well for some reason that reminded me of the Lovese orgy ad where you can get with anyone else around the world and connect toys for the world wide orgy. Though is it an orgy if all the people are in their own houses / apartments and it is all done by toys?
@@yumri4ayo wtf
@@yumri4 In a world where pandemics like Covid-19 exist, yes. It's the social distancing, safe sex orgy.
@@yumri4 philosophic are we?
Every guy listening to what “the satisfier” can do like: “bruh it’s not even a fair fight anymore” 😂
We just need to get cybernetics like Cyberpunk
@@SammyEdgeINCmaybe not exactly like cyberpunk, we dont need cyber psychosis, we have psychosis at home.
Jokes on tina. In many years she will be alone and dying without a man to comfort her, provide for her, protect her, or help her pay bills or expenses.
The sooner you go for a man or a woman and the sooner you invest in Jesus, the better off you are
@@leargamma4912it was all perfect... Until you put Jesus in at random!! WHY?
@@leargamma4912Chill out man, this was probably for the better.
It’s not like she was replacing love with it. She was just preventing herself from having a friend with benefits. If she wants to fall in love, I’m sure she still will and it may be easier now that she isn’t tied up with that friend.
“Tina doesn’t need a men”. She definitely have a happy life with her Bugatti cat toys 9000
This is what Andrew Tater Tot meant when asking what color your Bugatti is. It was never about cars
Why does every lily clip start with the most strange noise imaginable
I did it a few times at some point, people liked it and since then it became kind of a tradition
"Mine doesn't even do that!"
Tina bought the specialized Sonic Screwdriver
Shylily is a wholesome person but at the same time, she can brain rot a person for the good or the worst.
She's wholesome and holesome
I agree but what about the sex ketch up lol
@@annehague8609 Ketchup is Gatorade now according to Thor (Pirate Software) so Sex Gatorade?
Poor man. That woman will now become a cat mom.
This is strangely wholesome but also not at the same time 😂
melody's vibe 24/7 XD
Blursed
Keep your screwdrivers in your toolbox, Lily
Satisfier is a brand though
satisfyer, yup
The vibrating lego sets sure will be sold out shortly after this clip. 🙈
"I ruined a women" is a massive understatement.
Pierre you scoundrel. You chose that outro on purpose, didn’t you! 😂
Lily saved yet another miserable long-distance relationship and I'm all for it 😎
this is desk has wolverine's powers
Guys, I don't think it was Lego...
I think it was a bong
Ah, yes. Satisfying.
six, sixty nine bongs 🎶
Damn. The ladies really get passionate about legos.
The end clip going LOW BATTERY has a whole new context in this video.
Her cleaning lady found her toys again. How many times has this happened again? 5? 6?
Doesn't get much more objectifying than being replaced by a literal object.
Benefits or not, it's the "friend" part I must question in a story like that...
Well friends with benefits usually don't stay full on friends just means no string attached sex. So yeah you're right to think of it weirdly about the friend part plus I doubt she fully replaced said friend just sexually prob
Just replaced the "benefits" part. They can still be friend.
This doesn't get talked about enough. Just because guys don't complain about being objectified like women do that doesn't mean its any better or it doesn't exist. If anything it's worse when it happens to guys because they feel like they can't talk about it because it's not an socially accepted thing for men to complain about.
If it makes you feel better, that object can't really replace you. You can provide real love, affection, support, etc that a piece of vibrating plastic cannot. It's the same as a doll not being able to replace a real woman. Getting off is great, but being intimate with a real human is better.
@@Kat-dp4rh hopefully that's how it went. Even then it feels kind of weird to think of it that way. For all that FWB is obviously not the same as a relationship, one would think a degree of comfort and desire still exists. To just treat that human element as tantamount to a mechanical convenience...
Lily: "I saved her by getting rid of her man"
What do you mean by that? 🤔😂
Now she will be a slave to her desires, to never experience real fulfillment or happiness with a husband or father.
those things still cost less than actual lego set...
Princess Peach's Vibe Scepter.
It is already difficult to find willing women, if that is enough the hope is gone
bro cybernetics are getting better all the time 10 years everybody's PP will vibrate heck you might be able to take it off and leave it with her
Nah man, a "satisfier" can't replace intimacy. If she says otherwise she's just a coomer and should be avoided anyway.
oddly I just heard shylily is seeking a new housekeeper because the old one now has trouble walking suddenly.
Sexual health is important, people.
I'd argue that replacing a person with a piece of vibrating plastic isn't healthy. You can have both, but there are ways to do that without putting down another person.
Satisfyer is an actual specific brand for these.
Must have been one intense lego set then
Sounds like the craziest lego set ever, gotta get me one
Oh Lily, not the help. How could you.
Comrades we must up our game if we are to compete with the machines!
You should have referred to it as an electric drill. Spins around, heats up, vibrates... its all there. Even needing to know some dude to fulfill the same functions.
Sounds like a good as heck lego set if it can do all that, damn Lily enlightened Tina.
Ye, that's not corrupting people. That's saving people.
Pierre knew what he was doing with the outro jingle. He had to have.
Can we get like a 1hr long compilation of every sound ShyLily makes though? 😂😂😂
I would expect this corruptive play from Melody.
Sounds like a responsible choice to me. If you can get from a toy what you wanted from a boyfriend, what you needed probably wasn't a boyfriend.
Shylily taught the cleaner how to clean herself.
Dirty herself. You're sickening
This was the exact point in time where a bounty was put on Lilys head from all "friends with benefits" 🤣🤣
"Lili, hun, next time put your Silicone Lightsaber away because it might be dangerous if someone tripped and stabbed themselves with it." 😂
Lily be out here changing women's lives 😄
That poor guy, he probably liked it, but well, we get so easily replaced lmao
Nah, get you a girl who finds you completely irreplaceable. Or, well there's toys for men too. 😂
The nightstand next to the bed at a resort, like "oh God, another mystery item wrapped in a sock"! Piles of the things in lost and found! Lol :3
you know what.... giving someone the realisation that friends with benefits isn't a good thing to have is a truly positive change to make in the world... even if accidental
Sorry for that man
I think they've seen it all.
Ahoy everyone!
Hello there lad
Low Battery indeed need to get that charging cable connected.
💯🔋🥒
'Sorry bro but you have to watch while someone touches the top of my head'
Always that difference between needing a man and wanting one. Go girl keep your independency and make your own life choices!
I mean...good for her!
Tina the Turkish house keeper
I used to work as a house keeper. That isnt weird at all. One place had their collection out proudly
Housekeeper went out and bought the Express Package
I like the "Desk: - 1HP" joke
She saw yours, tried it out, then was like "cool, it's worth the money."
Never change Lily.
She stole us one more chance! D: lol
This sounds like an echi plot.
She probably tested Lily's toy out that day and got convinced.
friends with benefits is a 1 sided agree in the end of the day. 1 person is getting more out of it then the other person.
My housekeeper is already 55 and also based. I forgor to get rid of toy packaging and when she saw it, my brain did go "oh shit" and she noticed my reaction and said "don't worry. i worked in a shop that sell those toys for 3 years before" 😂 Then she started telling me stories, of all the weird customers she had 😱
Satisfier is a popular brand name for those toys btw. I don't think it was just her English.
Shylily
The lily thats not so shy as its seems
Poor dude
in other news, the housekeeper wants a raise XD
The outro helped remind me my phone was on low battery. 👍
This is why you get one of those innocent looking cloth sided boxes and put your…equipment…in there. No one is going to bother that box. It just looks like extra sweaters or something.
Honestly, I love that for "Tina"! Good going girl!
Real talk - this stuff doesn't need a lot of the embarassment and shame that it's usually hand-in-hand with. They are basic needs that a lot of folks have. It may not be all of our flavour in one way or another, but it's good to be able to talk about it with someone.
We're laughing, but it's also good to see Lily was able to encourage her housekeeper to get some needs met on her own.
Edit: I posted this before I got to the end. Pierre, you using Lily's "low battery" song was A Choice, and dang it, it's 2:20 AM where I am. My neighbours need sleep, and I had to stifle some laughter.
IT HEATS UP???
WHERE DO I FIND THESE??
In hell
that's based as hell actually, love that for her
Really house keepers most likely much worse than whatever Lily had on her desk as they clean houses and not everyone always remember to put up their "toys". The ones I see most look like a pink bead connected to a remote with 2 buttons just put them onto the nearest table and go on cleaning.
lily spreads the good word😂😂
Title’s funny af, I love it 😂
Dark mode Lily is a menace.
satisfyer is a popular brand of... marital aid, though
or so i've heard
Not beating the allegations. Satisfying them, more like.
As she should. GOOD FOR HER 😌❤️❤️
Woah, I didn't know back scratchers vibrate and heat up! I gotta get one
Hey sometimes the b.o.b. is the best friend a girl needs, now the reasons behind that are varied and understandable. But one of those reasons hurts us guys, makes us feel inadequate and less than what we are. Knowing a machine took our job, at least give it a funny or cool name. Bob sounds like the baulding guy who's too enthusiastic about different colored wires at the army surplus.
The guy who makes me think he's on three different watch lists, and I should give him a Snickers in the hopes that if he snaps I'm not on his list.
she bought one after testing yours xD
ngl, thought this clip was gonna be way wilder considering the title
So this is the part two of "that" story
I mean, Legos *are* pretty satisfying
and the decline in the nations birthrate drops another point that day.
Lily accidentally helping someone become more comfortable and satisfied with their own body pleasure is one hell of a story. One with a happy ending.
"... gotta swap-eroo, the batteroo!" Cute! And very fitting :p
Goes in mouth = pacifier
Goes in other place = satisfier
"Satisfier" is either a brand or a type of toy. So it's not even that odd to call "cat toys" satisfiers :)
Atleast shy didn't leave it on the bookshelf in the background of a british broadcasting corporation interview on life tv.
Lily left her moby huge headphone stand on the table? Happens all the time. I love my relatable oshi