The symptoms he described is a milk poisoning. Very nasty. Also he said he was drinking milk and felt bad. It's dangerous. Not many people know you can got milk poisoning.
Some years back one of his fans made a fanvid where Asmons room was a 40-man WoW raid with Asmon as the last boss and you had a whole bunch of bosses from cockroaches to rats etc XD , yeah good luck killing Asmon even he cant find his phylactery
probably since he was blessed by papa Nurgle his wife probably did as well since Isha is the goddess of rejuvenation(Eldar goddess kidnapped by papa Nurgle before being eaten by slaanesh ).
@@w33aboojonesI don’t see what the problem is with vtubers, normal stable people wouldn’t care if they are one or not. It’s just a regular streamer that doesn’t have to show their face online.
@@PastPositive you forget that even tho they aren't the vast majority anymore, there are still people out there that have always hated anything to do with anime cause they see it as different and weird and have now been raising their kids to be the same way.
I'm glad we are at the point where its much more acceptable, but as soon as you take anime/vtubing into another community you see that some of those viewers stay away from anime for these reasons.
Asmon could be considered a walking biohazard, if he ever left his dungeon, which is not often but CDC might declare general emergency as soon as he goes out.
@@HuchiaZ When you’re half asleep parts of your body are still slow from getting out of sleep paralysis and the stomach is one of them. If you try to eat in that state it can literally give you an upset stomach.
Asmon really living that old Death Guard virtues: - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger - if it works or still has some use, then you keep it and use it again at some point - why clean if it gets dirty again.
my family used to get really sick with the flu every year until I was in about middle school, now I havnt gotten sick that badly in almost 2 decades and whenever i do somehow get sick it usually passes over in about half a day with very minor symptoms throughout so i normally just ignore it and go to work or school and am better by the time i get home to enjoy games :P i like to think that my job outta hs, pusing carts at costco while touching everyones fucking trash they left in the carts gave me super immunity
Someone seriously need to convince Asmon to go to a hospital, get his body tested, and show the results on stream. The fact that he says he doesnt get sick makes me really curious about his actual physical condition. Clearly his body is not normal. Also...cleaning the blood from your gums on the walls gotta be one of the most disgusting shit I've heard a man do. At the very least he could have painted the walls in the many years that blood been smeared there. And I say this as a disgusting man myself.
Bro wtf with that sickness story? Holy shit. I recoiled by just thinking about spending 8 months like that. God dang it Asmon. Dude is probably lucky to be alive with whatever the hell he had at the time.
Nah it’s inflammation in his mouth, that’s the gums bleeding and him losing almost all his teeth. This inflammation affected the nerves in his stomach/bowel system and brains leading to the weird food situation.
See, this is just the blessing of the Plague Father. It's not that he dosen't get sick anymore it's that he's actually sick all the time. Like a Plague Marine, he's carrying an unholy amount of viruses and bacteria in his body but because he passed the trial to become a Champion of Nurgle those illnesses bring him joy, not pain.
dude wtf ... he legit went: f it, I'm not gonna be sick any more ... and just wasn't .... what? - What did he unlock in his body through that ordeal???
Honestly it might have been a combination of food poisoning and infections from his rotten teeth. Rotting teeth with holes in them can legit kill you. That's terrifying. I have had exactly 2 bad teeth, and that was hell on earth. I can't even imagine having most of your teeth collapse like that.
are you referring to that anime where a girl runs up to a gas station, drinks directly from the gas hose, transforms into a car, and drives herself off?
The first time he watched one of my clips, I asked him if I could upload it on RUclips and he said if his editor don't upload it to his chanel, I'm good to go and they never uploaded any of them! I was so surprised when he caught my message in chat and answered me. I waited for this one to see if the editor would upload it but they did not, they uploaded stuff that happened before and after the react yet.
This absolutely does happen, the body is a resilient thing. Hell, the UVA hospital was my second home until I was 9 years old. I had all kinds of issues and was in and out of the hospital dozens of times. So many issues with my sinuses I became immune to Amoxicillin. I absorbed all the sicknesses until when I hit 9, my body evolved. No more serious issues, no more sickness beyond sniffles and occasional sinus headaches. 30+ years later and I've only been to a doctor twice since for being sick (A major stomach virus that was going around in 2000, and to get my wisdom teeth removed a few years after that, and only because that was my first cavity ever, it had finally damaged one of the teeth beyond repair).
On an old episode of Married with Children peg wins free services of pro body trainer. Her bonbon habit won him over, he died soon after. The moral was they lived in bad habits and they are more immune than the guy that treats his body like a temple.
Man, I have really shitty teeth so when he said he couldn't chew steak or beef jerky cause so many of his teeth fell out, I felt that. Glad to know he got that fixed.
I had a really bad time that was sick aswell. Many months. Then finally went to hospital and recovered from near being dead. And instead of hardly getting sick anymore.. found out I have stage 4 cancer.
i dont think that food poisoning is supposed to last 6 months Ôo I mean.... the common timeframe for fully processing Food is ~12h. Even eventual sideeffects included, that shouldnt bother anyone more than a few Days. 6 Months? Sounds more like a serious, untreated infection. Bleeding Gums could be a symptom. Maybe he had blood poisoning from a scratch that he got from a dirty nail. So i assume his untreated infection forced his Immune system to run on 100% for the entire time. Obviously, it would have geared up its Weaponry to support his lifestyle after that intense 6 months. Every pathogen that enters him now, is probably intercepted with Napalm.
even asmongold cant resist smiling when lily sings
No mortal human can resist Lily smile
@@ShylilyClipsFan truly, the cheese tax is the tax of all taxes
@@ShylilyClipsFanlike how no mortal can live with Asmon
@@justahologram2230 I could, easily. Because I'm literally him. Just not rich
It's impossible to not smile around lily ❤
Jesus, this man was literally forced to evolve from months of sickness, and now his house is making him stronger.
The symptoms he described is a milk poisoning. Very nasty. Also he said he was drinking milk and felt bad. It's dangerous. Not many people know you can got milk poisoning.
Bro mutated 💀
Asmon the nurgling
@@matx6666 He is a daemon prince in the making. Nurgle has already blessed him and taken interest.
Dude pulled a Saitama! He broke his limiter!
my mans literal liched himself wtf
number one reason he doesnt clean is he doesnt know what his phylactery is
LOL
Archlich of Austin himself
Some years back one of his fans made a fanvid where Asmons room was a 40-man WoW raid with Asmon as the last boss and you had a whole bunch of bosses from cockroaches to rats etc XD , yeah good luck killing Asmon even he cant find his phylactery
LOL you just made my day
Obviously his bottle collection.
Grandfather Nurgle blessed Asmongold by exposing him to the fetid cauldron soup
probably since he was blessed by papa Nurgle his wife probably did as well since Isha is the goddess of rejuvenation(Eldar goddess kidnapped by papa Nurgle before being eaten by slaanesh ).
omg you are right 😂😂
scurvy asmon blessed by nurgle
The amount of Asmon interacting with Vtubers is amazing. Lately, it has been exponentially increased.
Im down for it, half his chat malds but the other (that im in) fucking love it
@@w33aboojonesI don’t see what the problem is with vtubers, normal stable people wouldn’t care if they are one or not. It’s just a regular streamer that doesn’t have to show their face online.
@@PastPositive you forget that even tho they aren't the vast majority anymore, there are still people out there that have always hated anything to do with anime cause they see it as different and weird and have now been raising their kids to be the same way.
I'm glad we are at the point where its much more acceptable, but as soon as you take anime/vtubing into another community you see that some of those viewers stay away from anime for these reasons.
The new *meta*
He was about to freak out, but then Lily start singing and he lost it completely. 🤣
Asmon is embodiement of saying: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
What doesn't kill you, it is what it is
"What doesn't kill you will try again later" - Gumball Waterson
Thats inspiring in a fucked up way. The man just mutated himself out of his illness by sheer force of will. Not many can claim this feat.
Normal people when they get so sick their gums bleed:"I may need to change my lifestyle"
Asmon:
Americans: what's a hospital?
@@shinyhappyrem8728 A place where if your injuries don't kill you, your debt will.
He accepted Papa Nurgle in his life.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Asmon could be considered a walking biohazard, if he ever left his dungeon, which is not often but CDC might declare general emergency as soon as he goes out.
Was Asmon the SCP we made along the way this whole time?
Back in his teens he was attacked by food poisoning, now he's being attacked by vtubers. This man can't catch a break!🤣
😂😂😂😂
And then there's Steve who gets food poisoning out onto a tray
I am astounded, disgusted and yet somehow not suprised to learn asmon sleeps on a bed he found on the street
Actual millionaire.
"Do any of you just wake up and can't eat?" Umm, no, that's not normal
What he means is how you don’t have appetite when you wake up because you’re still half asleep
@@LAM1895 He literally said "because my stomach would get upset if you ate too soon." Not because you weren't checked in mentally.
@@HuchiaZ When you’re half asleep parts of your body are still slow from getting out of sleep paralysis and the stomach is one of them. If you try to eat in that state it can literally give you an upset stomach.
His entire chat calling him the Lich King, I'm fucking dead 🤣
Not even the Eldritch Elder can handle the charm of a earthling orcat 😅
Asmon is so self unaware that he says some of the craziest things like it’s nothing
😂😂😂😂"Kill it before it breeds".
Someone's comment in the Asmon's chat when Lily sung the cheese tax song.
asmon got so sick that nurgle blessed him
Asmon really living that old Death Guard virtues:
- what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
- if it works or still has some use, then you keep it and use it again at some point
- why clean if it gets dirty again.
Dude his chat the ENTIRE TIME about Lily is either "We love her" or "Brain rot/Who the hell watches this". 😭
*”Multiple people had come”*
-Asmongold 2023
this inspired me to brush my teeth 3 times a day
my family used to get really sick with the flu every year until I was in about middle school, now I havnt gotten sick that badly in almost 2 decades and whenever i do somehow get sick it usually passes over in about half a day with very minor symptoms throughout so i normally just ignore it and go to work or school and am better by the time i get home to enjoy games :P
i like to think that my job outta hs, pusing carts at costco while touching everyones fucking trash they left in the carts gave me super immunity
Bro evolved
Someone seriously need to convince Asmon to go to a hospital, get his body tested, and show the results on stream. The fact that he says he doesnt get sick makes me really curious about his actual physical condition. Clearly his body is not normal. Also...cleaning the blood from your gums on the walls gotta be one of the most disgusting shit I've heard a man do. At the very least he could have painted the walls in the many years that blood been smeared there. And I say this as a disgusting man myself.
he has done that before didnt show on stream tho
I wonder if they can collect the blood on the walls to determine what happened to him.
No, medication will make him weak
1:31 sounds like an amazing ringtone 😊
Asmon became the Litch king after getting sick and dying years ago
Mans went through metamorphosis
Bro wtf with that sickness story? Holy shit. I recoiled by just thinking about spending 8 months like that.
God dang it Asmon. Dude is probably lucky to be alive with whatever the hell he had at the time.
He probably ate a garbage can.
Might have been scurvy since he doesn't eat fruit at all.
Nah it’s inflammation in his mouth, that’s the gums bleeding and him losing almost all his teeth. This inflammation affected the nerves in his stomach/bowel system and brains leading to the weird food situation.
@@CatNolaranot scurvy if he was eating potatoes at the time it prevents that
Dude ascended
It's really funny that THIS is my first time hearing the full cheese tax song and I've been binge watching lily's clips for a few weeks.
See, this is just the blessing of the Plague Father. It's not that he dosen't get sick anymore it's that he's actually sick all the time. Like a Plague Marine, he's carrying an unholy amount of viruses and bacteria in his body but because he passed the trial to become a Champion of Nurgle those illnesses bring him joy, not pain.
Asmongold loves hearing people sing. That’s too cute. Is he blushing in all that smiling?
6:00 Equivalent exchange. Bro paid the price for immortality.
This mf contracted the curse of the pharaohs
Asmon just slowly morphing into Saitama
Dungeon is giving the Dungeon boss extra power and resistance
Asmingold is basically that really filthy guy from courage the cowardly dog.
My dude ascended
Hopefully asmon gaining vtuber friends will evolve more of his chat to at least be okay with vtubers.
Asmon accidentally cast blood magic smearing the blood on the wall
I didn't even realize that I was watching Pierre's channel until I saw familiar outro. 😅
Bro unlocked the primordial gene
Shylily is so unhinged. Love it.
Quality content
I'm sorry.... food poisoning ... 6 months ?? that's not food poisoning XD
dude might have actually had scurvy ... T-T no way ...
dude wtf ... he legit went: f it, I'm not gonna be sick any more ... and just wasn't .... what? - What did he unlock in his body through that ordeal???
I mean ..... he could be a zombie .... would be more believable XD
With his diet I won't be surprised if he had scurvy
Dude had the entire Cataclysm expansion happen in his guts and somehow he came out better.
Ironmouse was brave interviewing Asmon even from her sterile home. If she even got near Asmons house she would expolde.
papa nurgle blessing
Chat hate it but Asmon love it
i fucking love how expressive your model is
Is this how he find out Asmon has evolved superpowers ....
nah that ending bit definitely sounds like a blessing from Nurgle
geez, we found patient 0 right here
That was scurvy. My source: my med-ed
Bro survived the prototype virus, but didn't get the powers.
Honestly it might have been a combination of food poisoning and infections from his rotten teeth. Rotting teeth with holes in them can legit kill you. That's terrifying. I have had exactly 2 bad teeth, and that was hell on earth. I can't even imagine having most of your teeth collapse like that.
Hiky shit he went to the brink of death and came back stronger.
Asmongold is so unsure what to expect when someone sends him a clip. He probably half expected Lily to suddenly transform into a car.
are you referring to that anime where a girl runs up to a gas station, drinks directly from the gas hose, transforms into a car, and drives herself off?
@@CorvusCorone68 Yeah. He's shown many clips from that anime of various different anime girl transformations.
Asmond became a Ghoul in those 6 months
DUDE CURED HIS OWN LACTOSE INTOLERANCE asmon op
Ah, that's why Asmon's bed seems decent, man literally had to reenact modern day excalibur
The computer i used for so many years was something someone threw out on the curb. Turns out it had a bad hard drive but otherwise was mostly fine
Can’t sleep and eat properly for half a year, and the man never saw a doctor ?!
Guess he got no money for one, not even the shadiest back alley ones.🥸
Coming from a German who happened to stumble across this video.
Asmonds chat was NOT the Target Audience
the 8 month metamorphosis is cruel but what doesnt kill us makes us stronger
lol, I wish. After that one time I got super sick .... I've been dead tired ever since ...
3:10 lol, that stare 😂
I freaking can't
literally blessed by Nurgle
I'm imagining that scene when peter parker got home after the spider bit him, and he looked horrible and started to evolve
more like the movie The Fly
I wonder if Asmon could upload this exact same video to his Asmongold Clips channel
The first time he watched one of my clips, I asked him if I could upload it on RUclips and he said if his editor don't upload it to his chanel, I'm good to go and they never uploaded any of them! I was so surprised when he caught my message in chat and answered me. I waited for this one to see if the editor would upload it but they did not, they uploaded stuff that happened before and after the react yet.
This absolutely does happen, the body is a resilient thing. Hell, the UVA hospital was my second home until I was 9 years old. I had all kinds of issues and was in and out of the hospital dozens of times. So many issues with my sinuses I became immune to Amoxicillin. I absorbed all the sicknesses until when I hit 9, my body evolved. No more serious issues, no more sickness beyond sniffles and occasional sinus headaches. 30+ years later and I've only been to a doctor twice since for being sick (A major stomach virus that was going around in 2000, and to get my wisdom teeth removed a few years after that, and only because that was my first cavity ever, it had finally damaged one of the teeth beyond repair).
It was you going through your larval stage bro......
Asmon is evolved into homo superior LMFAOOO
1:59 DAMN lmao
Bro broke his limiter
man dealt with so much shit and just evolved from that shit
Blood for the blood wall!
I'm crying this is exactly how I would imagine anyone "normal" reacting to this especially asmon 1:32
What doesn't kill you, apparently evolves you 😵💫
Fucking irl revenant
"The worst she can say is no"
She: 2:10
Bro actually probably had scurvy
everything is Asmondgold TV now
On an old episode of Married with Children peg wins free services of pro body trainer. Her bonbon habit won him over, he died soon after. The moral was they lived in bad habits and they are more immune than the guy that treats his body like a temple.
Man, I have really shitty teeth so when he said he couldn't chew steak or beef jerky cause so many of his teeth fell out, I felt that. Glad to know he got that fixed.
She got a point ... Asmon is probably already a well preserved undead right now after he got that sick ...
I know the cheese tax isn't liquid cheese that confuses her
I had a really bad time that was sick aswell. Many months. Then finally went to hospital and recovered from near being dead.
And instead of hardly getting sick anymore.. found out I have stage 4 cancer.
and he say's he's *NOT* a Nurgle cultist, ok dude.
Asmon is a true man and committed to his things.
Focus, commitment and sheer f*cking will xD
the human body does some strange shit.
This is comedy gold
Asmon is all of the watchmojo top 10 mysteries science can’t solve
I finally matched that voice ....wow soo good your the one in otk that's funny
he is the real lich king.
asmon is the irl Champion of Nurgle
i dont think that food poisoning is supposed to last 6 months Ôo
I mean.... the common timeframe for fully processing Food is ~12h. Even eventual sideeffects included, that shouldnt bother anyone more than a few Days.
6 Months? Sounds more like a serious, untreated infection. Bleeding Gums could be a symptom. Maybe he had blood poisoning from a scratch that he got from a dirty nail.
So i assume his untreated infection forced his Immune system to run on 100% for the entire time. Obviously, it would have geared up its Weaponry to support his lifestyle after that intense 6 months. Every pathogen that enters him now, is probably intercepted with Napalm.
Holly shit Asmon really did have scurvy wtf
…intense sickness and bleeding gums…DEFINITELY scurvy
Signs of liver damage.
Lol, I got an abandoned California king mattress once. I also got ringworm around the same time.