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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

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  • @SoggyBeeferoni
    @SoggyBeeferoni 4 года назад +8209

    This is the equivalent of pretending you have the force when you walk through an automatic door

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 года назад +217

      I do that like everytime lol

    • @mr.absolute8556
      @mr.absolute8556 4 года назад +223

      @@UltimatePowa but that's fun, this is kinda sad

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 4 года назад +99

      Mark Hamill himself admitted to waving his hand when going through an automatic door

    • @dreemurr5877
      @dreemurr5877 4 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @derrenmarcusturner408
      @derrenmarcusturner408 4 года назад +33

      Almost, except these people actually believe themselves 🤣

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 4 года назад +5797

    How to bend water:
    1. Find a part of a stream that has some rocks lined up right so it makes a mini whirlpool because that's how water currents work
    2. Bee noises

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 4 года назад +75

      Learn how to make some water gel and then play with it. Or get one of those hydrophobic sprays, they look pretty fun too.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 года назад +47

      @@mksmike *coat some water in a hydrophobic solution and tear the fabric of reality* DUN DUN DUN

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 4 года назад +45

      dont forget, stick fingers into the water to further disrupt the flow.

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 4 года назад +30

      How to bend air: Step 1: wait for heavy winds. Step 2: start a forest fire so it spreads easier.

    • @lucasallanrogers
      @lucasallanrogers 4 года назад +5

      3. Profit

  • @courtlandjohnson7298
    @courtlandjohnson7298 4 года назад +2788

    Now when I see any act of “nature”, I know it’s actually these gods at work

    • @ryngu4587
      @ryngu4587 3 года назад +31

      just kyle

    • @andymy_guy655
      @andymy_guy655 3 года назад +3

      Exactly on point lol

    • @cgollimusic
      @cgollimusic 3 года назад +10

      Imagine a whole movement of people believing this just like flat earth

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 3 года назад +7

      @@cgollimusic That’s a dangerous thought

    • @emberdragon4248
      @emberdragon4248 3 года назад +7

      @@ryngu4587
      Bird: shits in person's mouth
      The person: DAMN YOU KYLE!!!

  • @KopitioBozynski
    @KopitioBozynski 5 лет назад +21664

    You know it's real when they make their own sound effects.

    • @caliapster8720
      @caliapster8720 5 лет назад +93

      Kopitio Bozynski hahahahahahahahhaha thnx for making me laugh

    • @mrkage4967
      @mrkage4967 5 лет назад +308

      Wooooooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhh; I just created a tornado. You're welcome

    • @SuperHornedtoad
      @SuperHornedtoad 5 лет назад +67

      NEENEENEENEENEENEENEE

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 лет назад +42

      And not in post either it’s just with there mouth

    • @wolfwoodfr
      @wolfwoodfr 5 лет назад +40

      ooh let me try, ahem,
      BLAMO
      i did a thunder thing

  • @scraw6389
    @scraw6389 4 года назад +6681

    These people never outgrew their “I’m an air bender” phase

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 4 года назад +166

      Adolescence Syndrome is scary. If you don't get of of it, you'll be an outcast.

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 4 года назад +42

      @@ellusiv5121 retard is a prob word but you can also use pedophile too

    • @virileagitur7403
      @virileagitur7403 4 года назад +19

      @@criscrosxxx not everyone gives a fuck

    • @user-up7nb6id1f
      @user-up7nb6id1f 4 года назад +35

      [e:LLUSIV ] chunnibyou

    • @speedyspeed8178
      @speedyspeed8178 4 года назад +7

      Aang is laughing hard right now

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +643

    idk how much i died this entire vid

  • @kazehascoffee
    @kazehascoffee 5 лет назад +10251

    "I wish they would stop practicing their aero-kenisis during heavy winds" 10/10

    • @StxckyBxurritos
      @StxckyBxurritos 5 лет назад +278

      Everything was ok, until the fire nation attacked...

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 5 лет назад +227

      Bro they don’t use their power during heavy winds, they created the winds in the first place

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 лет назад +95

      @@StxckyBxurritos until the industrial fan just offscreen attacked

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 5 лет назад +10

      That guy was more full of shit than my ass hahaha

    • @beastmodecowboy209
      @beastmodecowboy209 5 лет назад +12

      R That... doesn’t sound healthy

  • @sofiakathalina7835
    @sofiakathalina7835 4 года назад +8266

    "I'm applying my vibration into the water"
    Mermaids: 😨

    • @sirromanov3038
      @sirromanov3038 4 года назад +620

      Some mermaid just had her first Hitachi magic wand experience

    • @notbappo2435
      @notbappo2435 4 года назад +53

      @@sirromanov3038 oop

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 года назад +51

      @@sirromanov3038 oh shit

    • @4gerars500
      @4gerars500 4 года назад +18

      Lmao

    • @eathanneal9031
      @eathanneal9031 4 года назад +147

      @@sirromanov3038 Makes me wonder how sea animals react to vibration to the genitalia.

  • @ghosttraintittiebeaan4879
    @ghosttraintittiebeaan4879 3 года назад +136

    the candle thing is actually really fun, very subtle movements in your hands can manipulate it slightly, and if u get good enough you can "control" it to some degree, making it rotate, pulse, or come towards and away from u.
    It's just all thermodynamics, using the temperature of the room and your hands as well as the subtle air that gets pushed off of them. its a boring party trick that you'll never get to use but its a nice way to warm up ur hands when ur cold

  • @ckennaugh2879
    @ckennaugh2879 5 лет назад +8384

    Charlie’s superpower is looking like an emo middle schooler and a 40 year old man at the same time

  • @superstone13
    @superstone13 5 лет назад +2309

    Water bending is only a sad attempt to recreate the power of mastery over moisture. Avatar Charlie is the last of his kind.

    • @dryp_eletrix
      @dryp_eletrix 5 лет назад +3

      10MIL subs with no videos omg lol

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Год назад +1

      @@dryp_eletrix what?

    • @dryp_eletrix
      @dryp_eletrix Год назад

      @@frostyelwood9898 i made this comment years ago and im pretty sure their name was “10MIL subs with no videos” also thx for reminding me of this comment.

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Год назад

      @@dryp_eletrix oh alright. Odd

  • @ineedamilkshake
    @ineedamilkshake 3 года назад +59

    the best place to show your hydrokenesis is in fact, a flowing stream.

  • @2cgaming808
    @2cgaming808 5 лет назад +3537

    How to bend water:
    Step 1 - *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

  • @BallerDan53
    @BallerDan53 4 года назад +1308

    I can't tell if I'm supposed to know that he's making that sound with his mouth.

    • @banned2911
      @banned2911 4 года назад +13

      Carp Runner same dude,

    • @hossxox7388
      @hossxox7388 3 года назад +59

      People are so dumb obviously him bending the water is making noises 😤🙄👌

    • @lef8282
      @lef8282 3 года назад +13

      @@hossxox7388 Yeah people are so dumb these days 😠😠😠

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 года назад

      Hahaha kill me

    • @mariobhakti8180
      @mariobhakti8180 3 года назад +1

      @@lef8282 Yeah idiot these daeyes 🙄🙄

  • @suupernovidd4658
    @suupernovidd4658 3 года назад +909

    "Insert random Viagra joke here."
    Such a redditor comment.

    • @darkclaw9142
      @darkclaw9142 3 года назад +103

      The fedora confirms he's a redditor

    • @souptime8420
      @souptime8420 3 года назад +40

      @@darkclaw9142 except he isn't morbidly obese

    • @finnsvensson9790
      @finnsvensson9790 3 года назад +38

      @@souptime8420 Not all redditors are morbidly obese, some are just obese.

    • @souptime8420
      @souptime8420 3 года назад +25

      @@finnsvensson9790 right, but these are very rare compared to the morbidly obese ones

    • @finnsvensson9790
      @finnsvensson9790 3 года назад +13

      @@souptime8420 Correct, but I still thought their number was large enough to deserve being mentioned.

  • @GG553
    @GG553 5 лет назад +4028

    Guy: *moves his arms around during a windy day and records it for fun*
    The channel that found it : hE HAs aeROkinEsIS

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 года назад +50

      GG getting creative
      The title of the original video is something along the lines of aerokenesis

    • @speedyspeed8178
      @speedyspeed8178 4 года назад +6

      Oh bruh

    • @zhulimao9408
      @zhulimao9408 4 года назад +14

      It was actually anthpo the last air bender

    • @worm9862
      @worm9862 3 года назад +1

      @@zhulimao9408 Both of you have the void as your profile pictures that's nice.

    • @accountnolongerinuse738
      @accountnolongerinuse738 3 года назад +1

      @@worm9862 sup

  • @Break531
    @Break531 5 лет назад +723

    >Fire moves.
    "I CAN CONTROL FIRE."

    • @Cortalpsychmajor
      @Cortalpsychmajor 5 лет назад +5

      So can I, its called a sodding bellow....Actually I'll be honest I'm a cheap fuck amateur, its a hair dryer, but it has three speeds baby!

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 4 года назад

      Australia should have called him

  • @Desyx14
    @Desyx14 3 года назад +333

    2:00 the dude messing with the fork. This is actually a fairly difficult trick to master, but it's fairly simple to execute. (it's not magic however) Every piece of metal has this *area* and in that space it can bend a lot easier. So if you know EXACTLY where that space is on a specific thin fork, you can basically rub your hand over it and make it bend. Making it seem like you're doing it effortlessly.
    I can do it with a spoon, never tried it with individual fork teeth, but its not a hard thing to understand, you just need to know where to apply force on whichever fork/spoon/knife you're using.

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 3 года назад +6

      So the guy genuinely takes this as a job of life.

    • @harsh12352
      @harsh12352 3 года назад +5

      @@eetu54 It doesn't take *that* long to learn it

    • @horsyswillkill
      @horsyswillkill 3 года назад +7

      @@harsh12352 still a cool trick

    • @Thatkimm
      @Thatkimm 3 года назад +4

      Did you really think you had to explain that he bent the fork?

    • @Tommy50377
      @Tommy50377 3 года назад +13

      @@Thatkimm I didn't know how it worked until now.

  • @Viemo_
    @Viemo_ 4 года назад +1846

    These are the ppl who thought they we're waterbenders in shower when the water ran down and sprayed from their fingers

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank 4 года назад +14

      Project much?

    • @jahoto818
      @jahoto818 4 года назад +100

      @Lucy In Disguise it's because you get your powers from the water itself, I live in fear of your true potential

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 4 года назад +26

      how dare you call me out like this

    • @user-bq5nw6cq5d
      @user-bq5nw6cq5d 4 года назад +14

      what right do you have to openly humiliate us? this is a violation of my rights that just now exist! let me talk to your parents!!!

    • @haha-sg9mx
      @haha-sg9mx 3 года назад +2

      Lol that’s me, now I’m 14 and I still do it

  • @lalosanchez2211
    @lalosanchez2211 5 лет назад +1500

    What chance does Charlie have to get super powers?
    $1.02

  • @cringeahhchannelimsogladit44
    @cringeahhchannelimsogladit44 4 года назад +88

    Jesus Christ this takes me back to when my dumbass thought I could control wind and speak to animals

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 года назад +2

      How old were you

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +6

      I can speak to animals.
      I mean I don’t think they understand what I’m saying and the only ones that respond in words are things like parrots but…

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 3 года назад +2

      It sounds like this is really common for kids, which makes me wonder why I never fully committed to such a phase XD

  • @wildweedle6012
    @wildweedle6012 5 лет назад +777

    I can make stop lights change by staring at them.

    • @lebron73
      @lebron73 5 лет назад +43

      @bryan diaz varela don't worry they will nerf it in the next update

    • @cornboy7424
      @cornboy7424 5 лет назад +9

      @@lebron73 thank god i was so annoyed how i lost 3 matchups to someone using it SMH.

    • @CockroachFPV
      @CockroachFPV 5 лет назад

      A real hero ✌️

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 лет назад +2

      Wild Weedle I can make the sun change it’s color

    • @xewthdb
      @xewthdb 5 лет назад +1

      i can make everyone blink

  • @OxidizedNail
    @OxidizedNail 5 лет назад +1741

    I remember mastering the art of hydrokinesis when I was in the bath and created a water cyclone.

    • @ZeusEBoy
      @ZeusEBoy 5 лет назад +169

      Mine was in the shower putting my hand out and making water shoot out of my fingertips.

    • @doot7779
      @doot7779 5 лет назад +55

      @@ZeusEBoy I'm so glad I'm not alone

    • @OxidizedNail
      @OxidizedNail 5 лет назад +37

      Austin Christensen Holy cow man, I’ve only heard of this raw strength once before.

    • @ZeusEBoy
      @ZeusEBoy 5 лет назад +43

      Shadow Blaze Doge I’m all about wrong strength, you should see what I can do when I rub my socks on the carpet, I turn into zuko from avatar and shock people with the raw electricity coursing through my veins

    • @christianmccaffrey7291
      @christianmccaffrey7291 5 лет назад +1

      @@ZeusEBoy me too 💀😂

  • @ilysixwings6631
    @ilysixwings6631 4 года назад +86

    probably one of Charlies best commentary pieces

  • @MRMONOPOLYization
    @MRMONOPOLYization 5 лет назад +7050

    Imagine being so bored and sad with life, you actually trick yourself into believing you have powers.

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 лет назад +40

      Absolute Self in a nutshell?

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 5 лет назад +225

      More like imagine being so dumb that you actually make yourself believe you have telekinetic powers hahaha

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 лет назад +44

      @@rockk9753 imagine being so [put something here]...that in the end, illuminati/satanists/elite actually bend you over by not realizing your true power of at least some form of self-sovereignity.

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 5 лет назад +152

      @@RobinObinray don't tell me you actually believe this crap? I'm up for freewill but what does this have to do with self sovereignty these people are obviously not ok in the head if they really believe they can manipulate things with their mind, energy, or aura hahaha

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 лет назад +14

      @@rockk9753 ( ruclips.net/video/yUOLRdY10iA/видео.html )
      You just manipulate your surroundings through unlocking subconscious mind...
      ( ruclips.net/video/cnyIxGrEE3s/видео.html )
      it's EM energy + biochemical influence in one tandem.
      And, you also sound like a typical shill tbh.

  • @heamees4822
    @heamees4822 5 лет назад +798

    How to powerkinesis:
    1. Wait for a breeze
    2. Do some Kung Fu Panda hand movements and epic sound effects with your mouth
    3. Profit

    • @hedgehogsonic11
      @hedgehogsonic11 5 лет назад +19

      I mean that’s kinda the plot of the whole first movie, it’s the placebo effect

    • @anthonyjh02
      @anthonyjh02 5 лет назад +9

      Appeal to an audience dumb enough to buy it and capitalize on their stupidity by getting an essential oil sponsor

    • @ibrahimouedghirisaidi6740
      @ibrahimouedghirisaidi6740 5 лет назад +1

      .

    • @thelittletyrant5539
      @thelittletyrant5539 5 лет назад

      What the heck is powerkinesis! This word doesn't exist!
      Along with his powers!

  • @GSBrigida
    @GSBrigida 3 года назад +39

    I went to some of the youtube channels that were shown ( the compilation, and the aerokinesis/pyrokinesis one, belonging to evolvedministry ) and i couldn't find any skeptical or negative comments in the videos. And there were thousands of positive comments and people claiming to be able to do the same.
    All of them are bots ? I really can't believe that there are so many stupid people thinking that bullshit is real

    • @DavidVassleofYeshua
      @DavidVassleofYeshua 3 года назад +9

      JOIN US, THE FIRE NATION WILL SOON ATTACK.

    • @dom8286
      @dom8286 3 года назад

      That's depressing lol

    • @secretname2093
      @secretname2093 3 года назад +12

      They deleted every negative ones, they even disable the comments since they can't control the people questioning them

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 3 года назад +1

      No, I think they just remove skeptical comments. RUclipsrs are able to do that. I may try commenting to see what happens XD

  • @ryanwalters5290
    @ryanwalters5290 5 лет назад +1306

    Zeppelli would be proud of his aptitude with Ripple/Hamon

  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff 5 лет назад +530

    They've always existed. They just hid from the public eye because we wouldn't be able to comprehend their sheer power.

  • @big3erg993
    @big3erg993 3 года назад +27

    When you never recover from that bad trip and spend the rest of your days zizzing the water

    • @jessesnodgrass9418
      @jessesnodgrass9418 3 года назад +2

      When you're peaking and start touching the candle thinking you're a true fire bender and then snap out of it and realize you just burned the fuck out of your hand

  • @Noah-kh2tf
    @Noah-kh2tf 5 лет назад +766

    The fedora gives him power

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 лет назад +15

      Thats where he hides the spoons

    • @thijsprooi4572
      @thijsprooi4572 5 лет назад

      @@ayoutubechannul is that aa reference to that crappy movie boii
      ?

    • @sniper8382
      @sniper8382 5 лет назад +1

      no it makes him a Eugene

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 5 лет назад +1

      He can impress women but is cursed that to not have a girlfriend

  • @Wizardo5
    @Wizardo5 5 лет назад +1998

    theres no combat so they cannot get any exp to level up and improve their magic

    • @mondale3456
      @mondale3456 5 лет назад +77

      Wizardo, lord of magic don’t worry it’s still in beta so it’ll be fixed soon

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 лет назад +3

      You don't need combat, you need practical applications in everyday life

    • @brianbadonde9251
      @brianbadonde9251 5 лет назад +68

      @@RobinObinray I trust Wizardo, lord of magic over you

    • @Henryluver
      @Henryluver 5 лет назад +7

      Bottles O’enchanting stupid

    • @maxcheese382
      @maxcheese382 4 года назад +13

      You guys have clearly never played RuneScape, u can get exp from teleporting or alching

  • @kenjitheshinobi6863
    @kenjitheshinobi6863 3 года назад +26

    3:39 that’s what she said.

  • @screamingsundae9774
    @screamingsundae9774 5 лет назад +2051

    I showed you my telekenisis please respond

    • @bakais3r864
      @bakais3r864 5 лет назад +13

      This is the reply you are waiting for

    • @privatefeetpics7415
      @privatefeetpics7415 4 года назад +32

      Or was it?
      *HEY* Vsauce, Michael here.

    • @platdragon9526
      @platdragon9526 4 года назад +6

      @@privatefeetpics7415 What if you were totally defenseless?

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 года назад +10

      I SHOWED YOU MY TELEKEPENIS

    • @s0g3
      @s0g3 4 года назад +1

      @@Fred_the_1996 thanks

  • @eyaaron7570
    @eyaaron7570 5 лет назад +896

    wind :[exists]
    humans :i am the chosen one

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 4 года назад +17

      The fuck you mean "humans"
      Are you not a human
      Does that mean I can hunt you legally

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 4 года назад +9

      Felipe Jaquez no, they're an endangered species

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 4 года назад +2

      Felipe Jaquez yes humans are a very peculiar species

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 4 года назад

      I got a notification for a comment here and it has disappeared

  • @hakaandavor2789
    @hakaandavor2789 4 года назад +56

    This is literally 7 year old me after watching avatar

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 3 года назад +1

      I noticed that one of them legit seemed like he was imitating airbending XD The way he moved seemed like a kid trying to imitate airbending without knowing the martial arts it's based on (I'd know since that's exactly how I'd do it as a kid)

  • @Kirokill1
    @Kirokill1 5 лет назад +3931

    Nothing happens
    YOu cAN sEe i aCClerAtED tHE flOw oF wAtER THerE

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 лет назад +87

      It's like a placebo, some people think it actually does

    • @Enchanted_Master
      @Enchanted_Master 5 лет назад +48

      I cannot believe the amount of up-votes the waterbender guy has. Are they ironic?

    • @Mikoai
      @Mikoai 5 лет назад +26

      @@Enchanted_Master No, they are stupid...

    • @robk5488
      @robk5488 5 лет назад +1

      @@hiddensinix2767 or the slowmo filter alters your perception of the flownof the water

    • @narwhaltheking3105
      @narwhaltheking3105 5 лет назад +18

      Or if I put my hand really close to this flame and get get rid of the oxygen the flame start flickering to try and find more oxygen CRAZzYYYYYY

  • @jad243
    @jad243 5 лет назад +475

    3:50 this dude is legit just restricting the air flow

    • @ammar_arsiwala
      @ammar_arsiwala 4 года назад +11

      Hands covered with wax

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 4 года назад +77

      Omg guys if I fully cup a flame I make it go out wtf?!

    • @lamaosama9342
      @lamaosama9342 4 года назад +2

      @@Kimmie6772 ever been to school?

    • @corybarton4758
      @corybarton4758 4 года назад +98

      @@lamaosama9342 CEO of not being able to see a joke

    • @crusteebaguette5751
      @crusteebaguette5751 4 года назад +10

      Pyrokenisis a.k.a knowing how to breathe on fire

  • @danielcriptor3529
    @danielcriptor3529 4 года назад +54

    My dude that energy he's feeling "blending" with the fire is the fire burning his hand lawl

  • @yomayo18
    @yomayo18 5 лет назад +825

    If Charlie had to pick a super power, it’ll probably be a “become tall whenever I want” superpower

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад +57

      That or the power to jack off without needing to ask permission from his parents first.

    • @user-dd9qq1ru7s
      @user-dd9qq1ru7s 5 лет назад +11

      @@SEEYAIAYE or the power where you can click on another porn video

    • @djdragondrawer9339
      @djdragondrawer9339 5 лет назад +11

      @@Matsyir
      Lol, isn't that just roided out Ant-Man?

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 5 лет назад +3

      @Chad Walters Yet. Charlie got a girl. There are always exceptions to the rule.

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 5 лет назад

      @@Matsyir Is this jeopardy? Bc I have the answer! "Who is Ant-Man?"

  • @Bumpyass
    @Bumpyass 5 лет назад +173

    I love the fact that like 90% of pyrokinesis vids you can hear the fan they’re using

    • @Slyngbom
      @Slyngbom 4 года назад +20

      Aidan Markovich not a fan, Them hissing

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 2 года назад +1

      Ahhh a fan, I was thinking they had some kind of gasoline dispenser or something to increase the intensity of the flames, I need to stop overthinking things lol.

  • @mako_happy
    @mako_happy 3 года назад +18

    "But when the world needed him the most,
    He became a youtuber."

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +719

    Kyle isn't just a madlad who likes to break drywall and drink Monster but he's a fire-bender as well?
    *_NERF KYLE PLZ_*

  • @GammaFields
    @GammaFields 4 года назад +137

    One of my old buddies would sit there for 3 hours straight(not exaggerated) listening turn down for what on full blast in his earbuds while he tried to move a piece of paper or bring the moon in closer. This video just brought me back man, some good ass times. Looking forward to part 2.

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 3 года назад +4

      Nice dog

    • @runedine
      @runedine 3 года назад +13

      That's kind of horrifying man

    • @justamicrowave2572
      @justamicrowave2572 3 года назад +4

      Did you ever check for a pulse?

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 3 года назад +11

      We laugh at him now, but in a few years he’ll have ascended to a higher plane of existence, trust me

    • @Vorazun
      @Vorazun 3 года назад

      Did he prove science wrong?

  • @v4nmpyre
    @v4nmpyre 4 года назад +4

    0:35 I got deja vu just right there

  • @fn_flashy9101
    @fn_flashy9101 5 лет назад +534

    Hero name: Cr1tikal
    Real name: Charlie
    Quirk: Alien fleshlight swing

  • @LordOctopussy
    @LordOctopussy 5 лет назад +550

    The only power I need is to make another $1.02 comment.

  • @asadpuppy1259
    @asadpuppy1259 3 года назад +41

    "I'm going to transfer my vibration into the water"
    It's literally just a Jojo reference.

  • @phoenixevanoff6069
    @phoenixevanoff6069 5 лет назад +123

    i turned this video off and then when i pulled my phone out in class everybody heard charlie loudly say “THROB IT”

  • @Donsps5
    @Donsps5 5 лет назад +164

    "Exhales from nose".
    Shittly made tower of cards falls down
    *Surprised Pikachu*

  • @charlesjohnfritz8119
    @charlesjohnfritz8119 4 года назад +3

    3:55 was a foreshadowing to the xqc win

  • @thatboymari6580
    @thatboymari6580 5 лет назад +157

    I can do a bit of hydrokinesis myself its called peeing

    • @brancograf7384
      @brancograf7384 4 года назад +15

      I have earthrokenisis it's called shitting

    • @meleecloud
      @meleecloud 4 года назад +19

      i can do both at the same time its called diarrhea

    • @elnoroii
      @elnoroii 4 года назад +8

      Dude if you eat a burrito your ass gains pyrokinesis!!! Wow!

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 4 года назад +9

      I pissed myself last night, am I unlocking my powers?

  • @nostop4524
    @nostop4524 4 года назад +733

    Mom, can we watch Avatar: The Last Airbender?
    No, we have Avatar at home.
    Avatar at home:

    • @pastasaucci
      @pastasaucci 3 года назад +5

      still better than the live action movie

  • @bitcmusic
    @bitcmusic 4 года назад +7

    I remember using all these powers, when I was 7 years old.

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira 4 года назад +496

    i used to think i could control smoke and "practiced" every day
    i have asthma. Not the best idea.

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank 4 года назад +63

      If you kept practicing you wouldn't have asthma anymore

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 года назад +40

      @@Doctor_Dank death is my go-to cure-all !

    • @nihilum2869
      @nihilum2869 4 года назад +2

      How you practiced to 'control' smoke? lol

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 года назад +20

      @@nihilum2869 being a child with some imagination is a good start

    • @densu2496
      @densu2496 4 года назад +11

      @@Proserpira it's actually really fun to "smokebend" and no I don't think I have superpowers, just move around your fingers swiftly and accurately and you can sometimes draw stuff

  • @vastalapasta9739
    @vastalapasta9739 5 лет назад +241

    Previously on avatar the last air bender

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 лет назад +14

      Zuko's voice over: "We were travelling to the Earth Kingdom when General Rick of the Metal Mind Benders apprehended us. He asked us to imagine letters in our minds as he bent forks over our heads with his incredible powers. But Sokka was unimpressed, so now they're going to execute him for being a nonbeliever! Our only hope lays in Katara, for she holds the power to bloodbend. Hopefully she'll twist our captor's penises in time for us to escape and free her idiot brother."

    • @vastalapasta9739
      @vastalapasta9739 5 лет назад +1

      😂

  • @Lokeessh
    @Lokeessh 3 года назад +5

    1:36
    So that’s what prison Mike (from the office) is been up to

  • @HeWhoBringsTheThunder
    @HeWhoBringsTheThunder 5 лет назад +94

    "That was actually a pretty cool magic trick"
    We can see here an alternate version of Charlie if he actually kept up his anime persona in high school.
    He wouldn't have been a You tuber but he would have been a Chad-Sama

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +460

    _Everything changed when the pyrokinesis nation attacked._

    • @authenticNL2
      @authenticNL2 5 лет назад +2

      How to properly clean your metal computer I remember when I was a young Chinese boy.

    • @carlz0r
      @carlz0r 5 лет назад +19

      They stood there and made whooshing noises with their mouths, until the hydrokinesis tribe came and wiggled their fingers and made buzzing noises back at them!

    • @WulfricTheBlack
      @WulfricTheBlack 5 лет назад

      Underrated thread

    • @fred2796
      @fred2796 5 лет назад +2

      *Nothing changed

    • @appledr8808
      @appledr8808 5 лет назад +2

      The aerokinesis tribe was slaughtered when they tried to fly by doing woooooosh noises

  • @lucaswilson9893
    @lucaswilson9893 4 года назад +5

    After Kyle was done with his pyrokenesis session, he promptly proceeded to smash through seven layers of drywall.

  • @adeptusyagoncius2938
    @adeptusyagoncius2938 5 лет назад +469

    0:55, 1887, William Zeppelli teaching a young Jonathan Joestar the basses of hammon colorized

  • @Az_N.S.O.L.
    @Az_N.S.O.L. 5 лет назад +59

    I can extinguish ANY candle with the aero kinetic power of my lungs.
    I'm great at birthday parties.

  • @catchannel1484
    @catchannel1484 4 года назад +2

    His sarcasm is perfect! I've never heard more hilarious sarcasm in my life!

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +239

    Wind: _exists_
    "I see no god up here other than ME"

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 лет назад +2

      the best part is that he makes money with this shit.

    • @hughmungus4089
      @hughmungus4089 5 лет назад

      It’s real haha
      You just have a bias

    • @hughmungus4089
      @hughmungus4089 5 лет назад +1

      Meet up with Michael Grubb give his workshop a shot if you don’t believe him
      Chances are you know that the possibility of this stuff exists but you close your mind to the possibility of it because religion and spirituality creates drama
      Stop saying something is fake because you don’t believe in it
      Experience it for yourself before you poke holes in someone’s arguement
      Not all practioners are the real deal btw
      It’s hard to find real ones, Michael is one of them who is real though but he is hard to meet with and another possibility is that you may not get results because you are closed off as well
      The thing is when you experience something you gotta dip your feet in all the way to truly experience something and not just half ass it or use your logic and doubt to pull away from it and thus cause it to fail
      Think of it like swimming
      Stop struggling and it will work
      Stop using your brain to see it work within your own life
      Your brain is just that, your brain...you really think that your brain knows the truth of everything when there could be things beyond that which you cannot sense unless you are part of the energy transfer circuit??

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 лет назад +3

      @@hughmungus4089 see, told you people that there are nutjobs of all shapes and sizes.

    • @hughmungus4089
      @hughmungus4089 5 лет назад

      Kunent I’m not that dumb to think everything that everything that science doesn’t approve of is null and void
      You’re making science out to be a religion
      Things can and do exist outside of your logic and the scientific community
      I experienced it and for me it’s really hard to pick apart something that happened outside of your mind and in fact was a part of reality and not just you hallucinating or something
      If this was something that happened in my mind
      That would be different

  • @MikeRetroModz
    @MikeRetroModz 5 лет назад +531

    Guy: iM GoNna Do A TeLeKiNEsiS TRiCk
    Girl: Do u have a magnet?!
    Guy: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @snarkasticdouche3863
    @snarkasticdouche3863 2 года назад +3

    "Spoon bending" is literally one of the oldest tricks in the book. It's a simple sleight-of-hand trick, they bend it when it's not in view of the audience.
    Or, you can use cutlery made of shape-memory alloys like nitinol. They even sell such spoons in magic shops, so you don't even have to go to the trouble of making it yourself.

  • @IPODsify
    @IPODsify 5 лет назад +110

    Wind: *woooosh*
    Guy in his early 20s: I AM GOD!

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 4 года назад +78

    This reminds me of Mob Psycho when Mob meets the group of psychics from the awakening lab that could do stuff like correctly predict the roll of dice like 2 out of 6 times and heighten a lighter's flame by an inch.

  • @vibrantpepper
    @vibrantpepper 3 года назад +1

    As a kid, after watching the avatar I was convinced I could bend the elements. I remember some of these videos I actually watched as a kid and it’s so funny looking back on it.

  • @Mythikal13
    @Mythikal13 4 года назад +188

    Now in today's epsiode: people high on LSD recording themselves do things not realizing it's just windy outside

    • @Mythikal13
      @Mythikal13 4 года назад

      @skOsH Yeah its kind of like looking into the sun too long and having the blob there, but more detailed. I got some bunk shit and did nBOME, now i see that every now and again sober lol probably happens more often than i realize since I've of adjusted

    • @djLagwayEnjoyer
      @djLagwayEnjoyer 4 года назад +1

      Mythikal nah it probably wasn’t bad shit it’s just called an acid flashback. You might see something or some type of light usually will trigger your brain to start seeing the effects of lsd very slightly or intensely

    • @Mythikal13
      @Mythikal13 4 года назад +4

      @@djLagwayEnjoyer it made my tongue numb (like oragel) and tasted like shit, it was nBOMe not LSD

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 5 лет назад +72

    Man, is this leaked footage of the new Netflix Avatar Last Airbender show? Amazing!

  • @CrythmX
    @CrythmX 3 года назад +2

    4:09 charlie was making the fire throb by banging on the desk

  • @andris-jo
    @andris-jo 5 лет назад +105

    "He is going super Sayan 3 Hydrokenisis"
    Top 10 famous last words.

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 5 лет назад +220

    No views, 0 likes, 0 dislikes, 0 comments
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @adriendm
      @adriendm 5 лет назад +8

      You managed to witness the calm before the storm.

    • @karlkhai51
      @karlkhai51 5 лет назад

      @@loading4751 ?

    • @adriendm
      @adriendm 5 лет назад

      @@loading4751 his comment or mine?

  • @alexandermccabe556
    @alexandermccabe556 3 года назад +1

    1:35 he looks like a mix between Mike Stoklasa and Steve Carrel

  • @GoonCommander
    @GoonCommander 4 года назад +117

    If i was god i would make videos like this for a year and then on episode 69, I would Actually be like "Today we're gonna try a lil something extra" and then it cuts to me actually controlling a tornado and destroying all of Ohio

  • @PlatinumSheep
    @PlatinumSheep 5 лет назад +130

    My superpower is remembering to always tune in at twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

  • @danielcrawlson1174
    @danielcrawlson1174 4 года назад +4

    The likes to dislike ratio is the real divine miracle here

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 5 лет назад +175

    this looks a lot like "Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!", they all have Chunibyo, the eighth-grader syndrome

    • @kylefreeburg9353
      @kylefreeburg9353 5 лет назад +15

      Heck, dude, thanks for reminding me that show existed, I've gotta rewatch it

    • @ivanbanuelos1387
      @ivanbanuelos1387 4 года назад +2

      @@kylefreeburg9353 me too

    • @mizex_7175
      @mizex_7175 4 года назад +1

      Yeah lol

  • @its-amemegatron.9521
    @its-amemegatron.9521 5 лет назад +39

    I too have aerokinesis.
    With my yard blower.

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 5 лет назад +1

      I can control a stream of fluid with my dicc

  • @jonathandavis8051
    @jonathandavis8051 3 года назад +2

    When I was in middle school, I liked to pretend to have powers like telekinesis. I didn't pretend in front of people, I just liked to imagine. There was this one room with a piece of paper hanging from the ceiling that would be blown by the air conditioner making it spin. But it would speed up, slow down, and change direction at random. I'd move my hand while watching it, pretending I was the one making it move and pretending when it would change direction. What I found through doing that is that it was actually very easy to move my hand almost in sync with the spin, speeding up, slowing down, and changing direction just as it did. You'd be surprised how easy it is to just flow with things like that and make it look like you're in sync, and when you're in sync it's not hard to tell people that you're causing it rather than you following it. I could easily replicate any of the aerokinesis this way as well as most of the pyrokinesis. It's really not hard, it just takes a bit of practice to do it consistently. So the only way to verify someone has these powers (which I personally don't believe exist for obvious reasons) would be to ask them to do things that couldn't be dependent on the wind/fire, like asking them to make it go a certain direction and when to make it do so.
    I'd also like to comment on the pyrokinesis where the guy was holding a candle. Not long ago I watched a video about a "psychic" who got pretty famous. An interviewer revealed his tricks in the middle of an interview and he had a mental breakdown (I mean that completely literally) on camera. The reason I bring this up is that many of his tricks were done the same way: by very carefully controlling a stream of air out of his nose in order to move light objects, turn pages of books, etc. There are many ways the candle trick the guy did could be done, but just off the top of my head, such results would make perfect sense if he had been blowing air on it gently with his nose.

    • @The_White
      @The_White 2 года назад

      Of course he had a mental breakdown. His entire financial life was built around magic tricks, and they just spoil it, effectively ruining his career. Wouldn't you be mad too?

  • @crashvanilla8143
    @crashvanilla8143 5 лет назад +84

    0:28 my 5th grade self pretending to be a water bender in the pool

  • @belisarius707
    @belisarius707 5 лет назад +185

    5 year old me at family barbecue:
    *Pathetic*

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 года назад +3

    It’s sad when “magicians” have their friends pretend to be strangers.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +7

    The guy in the first video must have watched Jojo...
    I mean... _he must’ve._

    • @null7493
      @null7493 5 лет назад

      Your profile pic is perfect for this comment

    • @yancy9455
      @yancy9455 5 лет назад

      I wonder if he passed the lighter test

  • @itsybitsyusitka2170
    @itsybitsyusitka2170 5 лет назад +27

    1:30 Ricardo Milos has fallen under hard times.

    • @The-toast
      @The-toast 5 лет назад +1

      HOLY SHIT

    • @The-toast
      @The-toast 5 лет назад +2

      So he's making me hard via telekinesis?!

  • @lavenderr2559
    @lavenderr2559 4 года назад +2

    3:30 scared the shit outta me, i thought my headphones got unplugged for a second there

  • @ashycaco
    @ashycaco 5 лет назад +26

    With the power kyle has from his monster energy powerboost
    He makes cyclones in the backround of the camera

  • @splintercelloo7
    @splintercelloo7 5 лет назад +9

    I really enjoyed the reeces thin ad that just played. It reminds me of how companies give less and advertize it like you're getting more.
    Whats next, oreo thins?

    • @jamesgish9202
      @jamesgish9202 5 лет назад +1

      There are oreo thins

    • @splintercelloo7
      @splintercelloo7 5 лет назад

      @@jamesgish9202 ok then what next, thin chips ahoy?

    • @queenbe242
      @queenbe242 5 лет назад

      @@splintercelloo7 Dont give them ideas!!!

  • @Javi_the_n00b
    @Javi_the_n00b 4 года назад +1

    That guy with the wine glass looks like the guy in the Alvin and the chipmunks movie🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @n_kas5812
    @n_kas5812 4 года назад +11

    Charlie is the ultimate king of rare insults

  • @ThePyroWaffles
    @ThePyroWaffles 5 лет назад +9

    "As you can see, im applying my vibrations to the water surface" the meth pipe hit this dude hardd

  • @westindonnell
    @westindonnell 4 года назад

    4:12 You can hear the wind. 10/10 very cool magic skills

  • @vpgdarkstar
    @vpgdarkstar 5 лет назад +8

    I've gone down this rabbit hole on RUclips before, always a good laugh.

  • @rrolandd5232
    @rrolandd5232 4 года назад +4

    nobody:
    penguinz0: 2:13

  • @natesiress1057
    @natesiress1057 3 года назад +2

    2:54 In current year, Charlie and Psychic Man are both going to jail for a DMCA violation for the Maroon 5 playing outside Jimmy's Grill

  • @milessanchez7926
    @milessanchez7926 5 лет назад +61

    My dad has the superpower of playing the longest game of hide and seek. He’s been at it for 23.67 years!

    • @hiatusmyles7036
      @hiatusmyles7036 5 лет назад +6

      You just not trying hard enough to find him.

    • @theblackguyfromallstate9901
      @theblackguyfromallstate9901 5 лет назад +2

      My dads name is miles Sanchez. Is it actually you pa? Like I’m being dead serious my mom banged a Hispanic dude named miles Sanchez and he abandoned her after my birth

    • @guavas2155
      @guavas2155 5 лет назад

      @@theblackguyfromallstate9901 i mean that name is kinda common for Hispanic people

    • @espiritulaiseii8779
      @espiritulaiseii8779 5 лет назад

      Tyndareos Myles
      I died. 😂😂

  • @shaneireland8460
    @shaneireland8460 5 лет назад +15

    This is what happens when 40 yr old divorced men watch Avatar once

  • @BaseTheBanana
    @BaseTheBanana 5 лет назад +14

    2 vids one day? Respect

    • @adriendm
      @adriendm 5 лет назад

      I mean that's his usual upload schedule lately

    • @BaseTheBanana
      @BaseTheBanana 5 лет назад

      Adrien D True, plus it’s just twich clips

    • @MoXy33
      @MoXy33 5 лет назад +1

      aren't these more like stream highlights?

    • @BaseTheBanana
      @BaseTheBanana 5 лет назад

      MoXy yeah

  • @amandaking4654
    @amandaking4654 4 года назад +17

    Me dripping water from my hands in the shower and believing I was a water bender