Diane abbott best gaffes compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 4 авг 2017
  • some of the best Diane Abbott gaffes, British politics has never been this interesting.

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  • @Funkstar124
    @Funkstar124 4 года назад +1248

    She's got to be the thickest MP that has ever lived.

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos 4 года назад +13

      And she's really stupid too

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 4 года назад +2

      @ray foskett I think she jumped ship before being dumped.

    • @andrewpredeth8459
      @andrewpredeth8459 4 года назад +21

      The thickest human

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos 4 года назад +16

      @ray foskett she's incompetent and unfit for her job. What else you got?

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos 4 года назад +14

      @ray foskett she's a blabbering moron and also racist against Native English people, as her interviews shows. She's only in this position because of nepotism and the Ethnic Vote.

  • @michaelfoley906
    @michaelfoley906 4 года назад +290

    Michael Portillo's face in that last segment is priceless: just sitting back and enjoying the show!

    • @banjopete
      @banjopete 3 года назад +7

      What a Gentleman! I couldn’t have done it.

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable Год назад +3

      She has nothing more to say.

    • @Steve-in-the-uk
      @Steve-in-the-uk 3 месяца назад +3

      Yes. I completely agree with you. Michael Portillo's expression and silence was thunderous!

    • @user-to3yx3ih3o
      @user-to3yx3ih3o 3 месяца назад

      She be dumb even by dem ni#### standards. 😮

  • @chapmasi
    @chapmasi 3 года назад +105

    That Smile from Portillo is all that is needed. Brilliant

    • @ladysouthwold
      @ladysouthwold 2 месяца назад +2

      He is such an intelligent guy…

  • @philluckwell617
    @philluckwell617 3 года назад +71

    The gift that keeps giving.

    • @johnb6749
      @johnb6749 2 месяца назад

      That's about the best comment I've seen re the idiot DA - never fails to be comically stupid on camera....

  • @HailLuzifer
    @HailLuzifer 5 лет назад +1384

    low intelligence + high confidence = worst combination.

    • @BelloBudo007
      @BelloBudo007 5 лет назад +17

      It reminds me a lot about when I tried to convince my Primary School teacher that I really had done the work instead of watching TV, which was of course what I really had been up to.

    • @Bullfrog377
      @Bullfrog377 5 лет назад +4

      It's 'cos she went to Cambridge

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 5 лет назад +17

      @@Bullfrog377 I've been to Cambridge on a day trip, which degree do i get?? ;)

    • @nicksim1602
      @nicksim1602 5 лет назад +2

      = danger

    • @robdlaidler
      @robdlaidler 5 лет назад +11

      Sounds like her ex-boyfriend Jeremy Corbyn

  • @wolfie6508
    @wolfie6508 6 лет назад +1809

    Daine Abbott is what you get when selection by gender and race is allowed to take priority over competence.

  • @trevorford9432
    @trevorford9432 3 месяца назад +29

    I didn't think I'd have enough storage on my phone to cope with the amount gaffes Dianne Abbott has done in the past 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mrthomas394
    @mrthomas394 3 месяца назад +49

    The absolute greatest example of a box ticker

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 месяца назад

      Now we all know why she is suspended by the Labour hierarchy until AFTER the Election:)

  • @rhall262
    @rhall262 4 года назад +268

    I have depression, about the only thing that puts a smile on my face is watching dianne abbots interviews

    • @davidenko2468
      @davidenko2468 4 года назад +11

      hope you are feeling better russell and our diane has been at it again

    • @Robfnord
      @Robfnord 3 года назад +6

      Weird watching her makes me depressed, on a serious note though all the best

    • @jackc6506
      @jackc6506 3 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @CanadianMonarchist
      @CanadianMonarchist 3 месяца назад +3

      I struggle with depression too- take care man!

    •  19 дней назад +1

      @@CanadianMonarchist Need to cut the past out. The past is the evil that stops you from healing.

  • @andymiller6893
    @andymiller6893 3 года назад +205

    Love how portillo is smirking, desperately try not to laugh out loud. 😂😂😂😂

    • @markd1516
      @markd1516 21 день назад

      You'll find that Portillo is a personal friend of Abbott and that his disagreements with her are cordial and frank, unlike the sneering in this comments section.

    • @MickAngelhere
      @MickAngelhere 16 дней назад +1

      He did remind her gently to the truth, he’s a real gentleman he is.

  • @chrishodgson403
    @chrishodgson403 3 месяца назад +24

    I’m keeping this for a bad day at work……..😂

  • @DavidTransformer
    @DavidTransformer 3 года назад +27

    During the darkest days of lockdown and with nothing but bad news this is my go to video. Eight minutes of laughter works wonders.

  • @neilstaton9041
    @neilstaton9041 5 лет назад +978

    She is the Tories biggest asset

    • @philldavies7940
      @philldavies7940 5 лет назад +22

      and Labours biggest ass.

    • @MrYorickJenkins
      @MrYorickJenkins 5 лет назад +27

      So true. Every time I think of voting Labour I think of this ludicrous individual and think better of it

    • @thelawenforcerhd9654
      @thelawenforcerhd9654 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, you totally don't sound like a racist.....I mean look at all those brilliant WHITE politicians that made such a success of Brexit. Nah, let's pick on the black girl...

    • @howyouknowthat
      @howyouknowthat 5 лет назад +19

      TheLawEnforcerHD she is a dumb arse. Black or white.

    • @thelawenforcerhd9654
      @thelawenforcerhd9654 5 лет назад

      @@howyouknowthat There's nothing particulary exceptional about her other than that she's black and a woman. There are far worse parliamentarians. It is pretty obvious what your motivation is, but by all means try and pretend otherwise, it is comical watching the faux outrage you people exhibit when someone touches a nerve.

  • @darrengrint6444
    @darrengrint6444 4 года назад +272

    just think this woman is paid to be an MP - How scary is that

    • @toxichazard5015
      @toxichazard5015 4 года назад +8

      @@KrisPbacon42 Thought this comment was BS until I went and looked. I didn't even know she appeared on 'This Week' and that the BBC paid her £110,000 last year.
      That's crazy.

    • @vordman
      @vordman 4 года назад +3

      @@toxichazard5015 That's the BBC bubble. And that's why it is doomed to extinction.

    • @somyod2u
      @somyod2u 3 года назад +5

      @@vordman She ticks three of the BBC boxes straight off - she is female, she is black, and she is the MP for a London constituency.

    • @dryflyman7121
      @dryflyman7121 3 месяца назад

      Not as scary as those idiots who elected her

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 3 месяца назад +1

      "I want a Refund"!

  • @trevorhutchinsonUK2506
    @trevorhutchinsonUK2506 3 месяца назад +15

    There is reality, then there is Diane Abbott

  • @boilingfrog783
    @boilingfrog783 3 года назад +34

    Only 8 minutes, 20 seconds. You must've done some serious editing there 😂

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo 4 года назад +448

    She talks like she’s at a job interview that’s she’s done no preparation for, and winging it

    • @ScottH-ot8id
      @ScottH-ot8id 4 года назад +2

      Assoluta perfect description.

    • @hootsmon4723
      @hootsmon4723 4 года назад +3

      Bet she didn't get the job .......oh she did wonder if the casting couch was used ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MarkLsixtyseven
      @MarkLsixtyseven 4 года назад +2

      @@hootsmon4723 Well she has shagged Corbyn, and she does have a top job. Just sayin.

    • @tingtong8781
      @tingtong8781 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pen2199
      @pen2199 3 года назад +1

      add a couple of gin n tonics to it, lets just say pissed

  • @pasteywhiteboy8137
    @pasteywhiteboy8137 5 лет назад +443

    Quite scary that a person like this is in a position of power

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 5 лет назад +14

      PasteyWhiteboy: Fortunately, she is not in a position of power but simply a member of Comrade Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet, although heaven help us if ever she did fall into a postion of power.

    • @henrytheeightheist8091
      @henrytheeightheist8091 5 лет назад +2

      Plenty more similar dummies in all parties ..... and the reason the UK finds itself in the position it is today.......

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 Год назад +3

      They have to have a box ticker.

    • @newyyykkll
      @newyyykkll Год назад +1

      But I can list out the names of 100000 more politicians who are like this if not worse. They may not have gaffes on TV but they could be just as bad if not worse.

    • @C-eo1rt
      @C-eo1rt 8 месяцев назад

      shes an MP that is a position of power@@anghinetti

  • @shaunrobertson1546
    @shaunrobertson1546 Год назад +37

    The perfect example of how a degree can mean absolutely nothing.

    • @MickAngelhere
      @MickAngelhere 16 дней назад

      Who says that did the work for the degree herself?

    • @martinraxyz
      @martinraxyz 14 дней назад +1

      A degree on how to say nothing of value in interviews.

  • @DONALDSON51
    @DONALDSON51 4 года назад +361

    Her privately educated son who has just been arrested for assaulting 2 police officers

    • @princeofdenmark9142
      @princeofdenmark9142 4 года назад +29

      And flashin his junk. 11 charges in all. Best money you can spend, private school.

    • @MarkLsixtyseven
      @MarkLsixtyseven 4 года назад +19

      But its not been reported on BBC.

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 4 года назад +4

      @@MarkLsixtyseven And it hasn't been dealt with by the courts yet.

    • @johnsassoon7115
      @johnsassoon7115 4 года назад +5

      Crystal rampage🤯😡

    • @vordman
      @vordman 4 года назад +12

      @@MOGGS1942 It has, he was found guilty and will be sentenced in July. Not that the BBC has bothered reporting it. Attacking doctors and nurses will get him a good helping of porridge I'd have thought.

  • @howardmckenna
    @howardmckenna 4 года назад +126

    Diane Abbott: "Andrew I have nothing more to say."
    Portillo: My smile tells it all.

    • @tarync6539
      @tarync6539 4 года назад +1

      Dont you mean.... Andweeeww

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 4 года назад +5

      She has nothing intelligent to say... Portillo is lovin it... 🙄😂

  • @StuFlyboyReay
    @StuFlyboyReay 3 года назад +11

    The fact this woman holds a position of power in this country is absolutely terrifying!!!

  • @johnmore4155
    @johnmore4155 3 месяца назад +12

    Get her on Question Time. We could all do with a laugh 😂

  • @Hiphiobellyflop
    @Hiphiobellyflop 4 года назад +157

    She tends to start each sentence with “Well” when her remaining brain cells scramble frantically around her so-called brain lol.

    • @neilbower9052
      @neilbower9052 3 месяца назад

      and what have you achieved in your life little fella? dissing people on youtube? is that the most you have accomplished in your life? How sad.

    • @sandragray3951
      @sandragray3951 3 месяца назад

      ​@@neilbower9052Oh Neil, you sucker. What a plank!🙄

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 месяца назад

      @@neilbower9052 Whatever anyone else has or has not achieved should not distract from her total incompetence which is why she is still suspended by the Labour hierarchy and won't be unveiled until Keor Starmer is , safely,in Number 10.

  • @hugostieglitz238
    @hugostieglitz238 3 года назад +451

    Me thinks she has been helping herself to her sons meth.

    •  3 года назад +8

      On top of the superstrength weed she’s been using over the years.🤣

    • @hellowaves
      @hellowaves 3 года назад +7

      Sharing is caring.

    • @darthpepe2994
      @darthpepe2994 3 года назад +5

      If she wasn't such a racist man hating socialist vying to get into one of the most important offices in our government I might have wanted everyone to vote for her just for the comedy factor 😂😂

    • @ozzie1299
      @ozzie1299 3 года назад +7

      She's permanently pissed as well!🥂🥂

    • @darthpepe2994
      @darthpepe2994 3 года назад +6

      @Simon Robson Funny how the people who want socialism so bad are the people who benefit from capitalism the most lol

  • @davidpimblett3573
    @davidpimblett3573 3 месяца назад +16

    Is this what a university education gets you 😂😂

  • @mackymac3479
    @mackymac3479 3 месяца назад +9

    Someone hasn't done their homework and failed to read the report 😂

  • @richardhutchinson6578
    @richardhutchinson6578 4 года назад +226

    The scary thing is she's just been re elected. The people of hackney north and stoke Newington have honestly just elected some one who wears odd left shoes 😂 proof you could put a labour rosette on a goat and some people would vote for it

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 4 года назад +4

      Ah,well,some Conservatives boasted in the 80s about certain constituencies that you could put a blue rosette on a donkey and they (the constiutuents) would still vote for them. I think it was somewhere in Kent or perhaps along the south coast specifically. Died-in-the-wool Tory heartlands v Labour heartlands.

    • @richardhutchinson6578
      @richardhutchinson6578 4 года назад +7

      @@rjjcms1 that's was the 80's before the internet, now it's easy to look up and research just how useless she is theres no excuse

    • @nuggetbunny5551
      @nuggetbunny5551 3 года назад +3

      She was elected to be the mascot that we see tied to the front of bin lorrys.

    • @philluckwell617
      @philluckwell617 3 года назад +2

      Was the goat called Jeremy?

    • @tech9auto223
      @tech9auto223 3 месяца назад

      I'd wager the people voting for her are not from hackney they may live there at the moment but they don't come from there theyre all foreigners from God knows where

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 4 года назад +1048

    Apparently, Abbott went to Cambridge University. I can only assume it was to empty the bins, and clean the toilets.

    • @shamteal8614
      @shamteal8614 4 года назад +12

      Your assumption was correct, she caused a big stink whilst there.

    • @jamieforrester2857
      @jamieforrester2857 4 года назад +58

      Emptying bins and cleaning toilets takes some intelligence so I doubt very much she could have done that,

    • @williamtaylor874
      @williamtaylor874 4 года назад +29

      To be fare it was closed lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevemccann4166
      @stevemccann4166 4 года назад +26

      moggs It wasn’t to study mathematics I know that🤣

    • @davidclark2932
      @davidclark2932 4 года назад +6

      @benter1978 So are you. Tell me which of the eight words, you cannot spell?

  • @bucketlistbikers420
    @bucketlistbikers420 3 месяца назад +10

    What a scary thought ... Diane Abbott as Home Secretary

    • @johnbailey8012
      @johnbailey8012 2 месяца назад

      Have you seen David Lammy on mastermind...He's nearly as thick as her and will soon be Foreign Secretary....

  • @JAY1892
    @JAY1892 2 месяца назад +7

    She definitely sits on her TV and watches the couch. 🤪

  • @gesuati1
    @gesuati1 6 лет назад +137

    'Well, um' sums her up!

  • @brytenwaldaco.productions825
    @brytenwaldaco.productions825 6 лет назад +57

    "Anyone who knows the history of the British Empire knows this..." The Absolute gall of that woman

  • @H9011a
    @H9011a 25 дней назад +2

    Rumour has it this video was actually 35 years long but they had to cut it down to 8 minutes

  • @mileschurch67
    @mileschurch67 3 месяца назад +14

    The scariest thing, is that people vote for her

    • @andysmith9836
      @andysmith9836 15 дней назад

      Some people would vote for Mr Blobby if it was wearing the right coloured rosette

  • @shaunrobertson1064
    @shaunrobertson1064 3 месяца назад +4

    I love how she keeps looking upwards to see whether her brain is still there or not.

  • @chazzz284
    @chazzz284 4 года назад +44

    I miss Diane. She always made me smile when I was feeling a bit low

  • @marklewist
    @marklewist 6 лет назад +228

    I hope Ms Abbott remains by Corbyn's side forever. They deserve each other.

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie 6 лет назад +1

      Yes she will be his trusty shield to fend off all the incisive questions.

    • @richardjones3096
      @richardjones3096 5 лет назад +2

      Mark T imagine if they had children!! They would be ugly and stupid!

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 5 лет назад

      @@richardjones3096 ....and that's just Abbotts genes in the mix!

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 5 лет назад

      @pammens miss: Indeed, back in the late-70s but by the look of them both one would be forgiven in thinking that was the 1870s.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 5 лет назад

      @@blackphilip8936: It's a fact - back in the late-70s.

  • @user-nr5rw4gc6l
    @user-nr5rw4gc6l 3 месяца назад +5

    Jeez, a conversation with Diane Abbot is like pulling teeth! 😂

  • @JadeRunner
    @JadeRunner 3 года назад +6

    Every picture I ever see of her she always looks confused. 🤣

  • @stephengiles8326
    @stephengiles8326 5 лет назад +156

    The gift that keeps on giving, comedy gold 😂😂

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob 4 года назад +1

      She's natures unintended comedian.

    • @ciaranmarsh255
      @ciaranmarsh255 2 года назад

      It’s not comedy

  • @RooFvIn
    @RooFvIn 5 лет назад +508

    Is it true Micky mouse has got a Diane Abbott wrist watch !

    • @nicholasbrookes3728
      @nicholasbrookes3728 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah. The little hand is up her nose and the big hands up her arse...

    • @johnny6476
      @johnny6476 5 лет назад +4

      Pko Tranny I’ve Also heard Mr Bean has one too. 😂

    • @howey935
      @howey935 5 лет назад +8

      @@nicholasbrookes3728 that cant be right she doesnt know her arse from her elbow

    • @Cassidon12345
      @Cassidon12345 5 лет назад +5

      This actually made me lol. Bravo.

    • @marclimax1346
      @marclimax1346 5 лет назад +6

      No, the £30 policeman is guarding him

  • @Belisarius536
    @Belisarius536 2 месяца назад +4

    These aren’t Diane Abbot’s gaffes; this is just Diane Abbot.

  • @arthursmith5527
    @arthursmith5527 2 месяца назад +3

    Just another of the 1000 reasons I left the UK nearly 25 years ago……………….and yes…I NEVER looked back !

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed 4 года назад +50

    She is tremendous value. Makes me smile every time I see her on National or International media.
    A unique talent.

  • @boneshaker6819
    @boneshaker6819 4 года назад +54

    And this is the calibre and intelligence of Labour’s front bench. No wonder they lost the election big time.

  • @jeremyroberts39
    @jeremyroberts39 2 месяца назад +1

    Whenever I have a bad day and feel inadequate, I just watch this. It cheers me up no end. 😊

  • @Fulkumnuts
    @Fulkumnuts 3 месяца назад +4

    The face on Michael, l can't stop 🛑 laughing 😂 😅

  • @xx33xx48
    @xx33xx48 5 лет назад +131

    Imagine if she was Home Secretary and meeting representative's of other countries, they'd just take the absolute piss out of her and Britain would be the laughing stock of the whole world.

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 5 лет назад +8

      You could just imagine at a state dinner, if she was introduced to more than 3 people at one time, she would go into a full melt down trying to remember their names and who was who!!

    • @briancuthbertson6448
      @briancuthbertson6448 5 лет назад +1

      It's the Foreign Secretary who meets representatives of other countries, and that was Boris. How do you mean 'would be'?

    • @antonyhewson4412
      @antonyhewson4412 5 лет назад +17

      Already is a laughing stock..we gave absolutely everything away, even our culture is being killed off by these people.

    • @MariaLopez-hc2nm
      @MariaLopez-hc2nm 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfho... Lol 😂😀😀😀😀

    • @marcusmurphy3640
      @marcusmurphy3640 5 лет назад +4

      we already are

  • @etaylor6965
    @etaylor6965 5 лет назад +104

    Michael Portillo's face is priceless.

    • @davidmichael3189
      @davidmichael3189 4 года назад

      Portillo has a big nose.

    • @kennyf1993
      @kennyf1993 4 года назад +8

      @@davidmichael3189 diane is that you with a fake account

    • @TheJohnCooper
      @TheJohnCooper 4 года назад +2

      David Michael not As big as Diannes

  • @danbarnes334
    @danbarnes334 3 года назад +4

    It’s like watching an English version of my GCSE french verbal exam. Teacher throwing me so many bones and I’m just basically repeating their words to keep afloat 😂

  • @dianeabbottsfootwearassist
    @dianeabbottsfootwearassist 2 месяца назад +3

    Best video on RUclips.
    Ever.
    Can't believe I've never seen it before.

  • @marcludford591
    @marcludford591 5 лет назад +64

    Whether Dianne Abbott is actually alive or dead has baffled the medical profession for years

  • @jasonmiles5043
    @jasonmiles5043 4 года назад +420

    It’s actually quite scary how thick this women is

    • @wildnfrantic1015
      @wildnfrantic1015 4 года назад +15

      I think scary is an understatement - and to think she could've been in charge of our police, borders and security services

    • @Jakestreet
      @Jakestreet 4 года назад +6

      *woman

    • @WildlifeObsessed
      @WildlifeObsessed 4 года назад +3

      And you can’t tell the difference between ‘woman’ and ‘women’ !

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 4 года назад

      @@WildlifeObsessed Yeah, but 'jason miles' wasn't a hair's breadth away from becoming Home Secretary!

    • @MrWackozacko
      @MrWackozacko 4 года назад

      *Thicc

  • @eltongolden2816
    @eltongolden2816 3 месяца назад +4

    Only 8.20 mins really should be longer than war a peace

  • @LordHeath1972
    @LordHeath1972 3 года назад +4

    Not only does it surprise me that she keeps getting elected as an MP but always seemingly with a considerable margin!

  • @nrthernbloke9462
    @nrthernbloke9462 5 лет назад +228

    She's the political equivalent of Baldrick !! 2 beans and 2 more beans makes 10,000 police officers...hilarious !

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 5 лет назад +6

      LMFAO!!

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 5 лет назад +12

      She has a cunning plan!

    • @fozzy127
      @fozzy127 5 лет назад +7

      She was planning on paying the police officers with turnips.

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 5 лет назад +3

      @@fozzy127 Lol! Is that the cunning plan? 😉

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 5 лет назад +6

      " how dare you". Comparing her too poor little baldrick. Atleast he had a cunning plan. She's just daft.

  • @jameshill4911
    @jameshill4911 4 года назад +49

    Interviewers must love it when they drag her in..

  • @shooriematrosnick5505
    @shooriematrosnick5505 3 месяца назад +3

    She went through Cambridge on the back of a motor bike!

  • @sophiet.1585
    @sophiet.1585 3 года назад +4

    6:56 - wow, its not even a joke how patronising she comes across in this. that whiny, drawn-out 'aaaaandrewwww' is the stuff of nightmares.

  • @fluorosco
    @fluorosco 6 лет назад +40

    "I've got nothing more to say, I've got nothing more to say ".
    Let's hope so

  • @davyscales7732
    @davyscales7732 6 лет назад +82

    The shadow home secretary, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS THIS COUNTRY IS IN.....

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie 6 лет назад

      Like a Mickey Mouse film or Alice in wonderland tea party.

  • @mooham8762
    @mooham8762 2 месяца назад +2

    How? Just How did she get into a position of power?! Scares the crap out of me

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 3 месяца назад +10

    The hesitation in saying how much the extra police would cost is because she was struggling to take her shoes off so she could count passed ten.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 25 дней назад

      *past. You were saying...?

  • @CriticalRoleHighlights
    @CriticalRoleHighlights 5 лет назад +151

    This is what you get when minority quotas become more important than competence.

    • @randyvines1497
      @randyvines1497 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @nmatavka
      @nmatavka 4 года назад +4

      No, this is what you get when you slept with the leader of the party.

  • @thewengerinn5555
    @thewengerinn5555 4 года назад +177

    Diane Abbot has the intellectual capacity and Integrity of a 3 year old child telling you they havent been in the biscuit tin with chocolate smeared all over their face

    • @marknorthcott1728
      @marknorthcott1728 4 года назад +1

      Chocolate ....ooooooo

    • @heli-crewhgs5285
      @heli-crewhgs5285 3 года назад +1

      Chocolate! 😂😂😂

    • @taxslave5906
      @taxslave5906 3 года назад +2

      Is that a racial joke?

    • @thewengerinn5555
      @thewengerinn5555 3 года назад +2

      @@taxslave5906 I have white choc biscuits in my biscuit tin.....so i think youre a racist for suggesting that its racist 🤷‍♂️ Youre like those strange people who somehow think dressing as a gorilla at fancy dress is racist too....

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 3 месяца назад

      There's no test for what you are thinking, - Yet@@taxslave5906

  • @robchatc
    @robchatc 3 года назад +2

    Michael Portillo must have been crying inside listening to the Muppet next to him.

  • @ItsMe-kj2xb
    @ItsMe-kj2xb 8 дней назад

    Whenever I feel low and my life could be better, I come here and suddenly, my life is absolutely fine.

  • @eski_adam
    @eski_adam 4 года назад +36

    Sad she's gone. She was comedy gold and brought laughter into our lives.

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 2 месяца назад

      She's still an MP, still fucking up, just not on the front bench anymore so not as visible.

  • @walesfan1
    @walesfan1 6 лет назад +79

    Obviously she's got learning difficulties.

    • @geoffbray6099
      @geoffbray6099 5 лет назад

      Deep House Groover people with Down syndrome have more intellect than her.

    • @philcosgrove6823
      @philcosgrove6823 5 лет назад +1

      @@geoffbray6099 She is dumb as hell I don't understand how she got so high up in the shadow cabinet

    • @johnkennedy8795
      @johnkennedy8795 5 лет назад +2

      How the heck did she get where she is,Its mind blowing she was Shadow Home Secretary its actually scary

    • @SRPC21
      @SRPC21 5 лет назад +1

      I have a learning disability but it made me excel; For every interview I prep the hell so I know exactly what I’m talking about and prepare myself for every question

  • @brianmorrison5257
    @brianmorrison5257 2 месяца назад +2

    She makes my day a lot brighter 😂

  • @kencook7580
    @kencook7580 3 месяца назад +3

    Given her own sons history and behaviour, she obviously did not "GO TO THE WALL" for her own son. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @burridgeelectricalyourloca2075
    @burridgeelectricalyourloca2075 6 лет назад +144

    She's the real life Ralph wiggum

  • @cabbagedavidge
    @cabbagedavidge 5 лет назад +274

    I want to scream, the patronising way she talks to anyone - Andrew, Andrew Andrew - I have got nothing more to say! EEEEH!

    • @return2earthvideochannel
      @return2earthvideochannel 5 лет назад +16

      Unfortunately, Ms Abbott isn't bright enough to be patronising, she probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word. She has developed an 'educated' (i.e. posh/intelligent) sounding tone in her voice that people mistake for being patronising. She is the most ridiculous, uneducated and ignorant person ever to be elected as an MP. What has this country become?

    • @JV-vh4jq
      @JV-vh4jq 5 лет назад +9

      "I've got nothing more to say".. it's like when a guilty person keeps saying "no comment". The "Andrew Andrew" tone of voice was reminiscent of someone speaking to a tense cat...

    • @johnnymeringues987
      @johnnymeringues987 5 лет назад

      Milf

    • @masada2828
      @masada2828 5 лет назад +3

      So... how did she, manage to get elected, who are the dick heads who voted for her? Who are you going to blame?

    • @masada2828
      @masada2828 5 лет назад +5

      I bet she is just as capable as she is good looking.

  • @keithgoodrick-meech3921
    @keithgoodrick-meech3921 4 месяца назад +1

    Portillo's face says it all. He doesn't even need to open his mouth. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Katie-kt5uw
    @Katie-kt5uw 3 месяца назад +3

    She should have a comedy gig. This woman is a box ticking joke

  • @erectiledysfunction7399
    @erectiledysfunction7399 4 года назад +22

    She'd be a good character in an episode of Scooby Doo

  • @michael_mouse
    @michael_mouse 3 года назад +21

    6:26 ....the look on Michael's face is just priceless!... LMFHO

  • @victorsilvester78
    @victorsilvester78 3 месяца назад +2

    How - HOW has she been allowed to proceed as a politician....???!!!

  • @TK-ux5du
    @TK-ux5du 3 месяца назад +1

    Amazing!
    You'd think that being made a fool of once would make her do thorough research going forward, but no, she just brazenly continues to be totally unprepared. 😂

  • @ncszy
    @ncszy 4 года назад +28

    Thank Christ she was a major player in the Labour party. She helped them lose . Well done.

  • @jibjab351
    @jibjab351 4 года назад +11

    Portillo is thinking about his next train journey.

  • @nigelscott1922
    @nigelscott1922 3 года назад +4

    She makes my skin crawl but I could watch things like this all day long, so thick it’s quite unbelievable.

  • @charlesavec
    @charlesavec 3 года назад +2

    Heaven knows how this woman ever got a job in the cabinet- heaven knows how she ever got any job at all.

  • @quentinhogbladder
    @quentinhogbladder 6 лет назад +38

    Dianne Abbot ~ One of our BEST Stand Up Comedians, still can't understand why she chose to pursue her second career in politics ~ a great loss to the world of comedy !

    • @paullogan5240
      @paullogan5240 5 лет назад +2

      Not really a loss look at all the material she provides for working comedians

  • @gj2532
    @gj2532 5 лет назад +336

    She does have very racist views but gets away with it because of her colour

    • @MarekzAnglii
      @MarekzAnglii 5 лет назад +21

      The same applies to MP David Lammy!

    • @gregorydoran5631
      @gregorydoran5631 5 лет назад +6

      Could not be put better !!!

    • @vordman
      @vordman 5 лет назад +13

      @@MarekzAnglii But Lammy IS Diane Abbott when she takes off her wig. They're the same person. Have they ever been seen in the same room together? Surely there can't be 2 such dullards in Parliament.

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 5 лет назад +1

      @@vordman LOL...doing a "Doubtfire"

    • @barryhomeowner1032
      @barryhomeowner1032 5 лет назад

      Please elaborate until you say what you really mean

  • @MrDREWASIDE
    @MrDREWASIDE 2 месяца назад +2

    It was the photo in the press of her wearing ...... DIFFERENT SHOES ON EACH FEET that did it for me. Thick as a brick!!!?😂😂😂😂

  • @martinmartinmoone3104
    @martinmartinmoone3104 3 года назад +2

    Andrew I've got nothing more to say,,, she speaks slowly because she can't think fast

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 5 лет назад +86

    She keeps saying, 'I think'.
    When clearly she can't.

  • @scally4A
    @scally4A 5 лет назад +129

    Now, imagine the people that voted her

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 4 года назад +2

      MP for Hackney, which has the highest knife crime in U.K.

    • @jackrobinson9403
      @jackrobinson9403 4 года назад +3

      i imagine they all look like various colours of Kermit the Frog

    • @MadameButterfly800
      @MadameButterfly800 4 года назад

      60% population of her constituency are WHITE, 19% black, 7% Asians.

  • @DeanPorterEsq
    @DeanPorterEsq 3 года назад +3

    She blocked me on Twitter when I called her out for saying that we should build more council housing, yet in her ward she is an MP., Yet the council estates in her ward she is MP for is being dsmolished as is the same in His of Labour controlled wards across the country. Also, although she sent her son to private education, it didn't stop him from being a drug taking knife welding little shot by many accounts.

    • @sidsod1616
      @sidsod1616 21 день назад

      You'd need drugs if she was your mum.😂😂😂

  • @1966geordieboy
    @1966geordieboy 2 месяца назад +1

    Portillos smile is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @bjorntoulouse7523
    @bjorntoulouse7523 4 года назад +116

    “Lots of black boys doing extremely well”. I’m sure there are, pity your privately educated son isn’t one of them.

    • @reg10x
      @reg10x 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes, her son the violent, racist, meth addict thug who keeps getting sectioned. Clearly as excellent at parenting as she is at being a "politician."

    • @priestfan81
      @priestfan81 3 месяца назад +3

      There aren't.

  • @DontTestTheX
    @DontTestTheX 6 лет назад +183

    And this woman is paid? With public monies?

    • @kevinbestford2684
      @kevinbestford2684 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah......bizarrely she also has one of the largest majorities in the House of Commons......about 60 thousand if memory serves

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie 6 лет назад +10

      But that's Hackney which is full of immigrants. They don't understand British politics yet.

    • @DAZZER435
      @DAZZER435 6 лет назад +5

      She is an immigrant herself, she is all for protecting immigrants.

    • @paulgavin3603
      @paulgavin3603 6 лет назад +3

      Yep. Salary Expenses and Pension Plans

    • @justboughtmarmalade628
      @justboughtmarmalade628 5 лет назад

      Yeah, so's the queen, a lot of it.

  • @alextheking1988
    @alextheking1988 3 года назад +1

    The sound effects! 😂😂😂

  • @monsieurgrigny
    @monsieurgrigny 3 месяца назад +1

    Portillo's face priceless 😮

  • @bumsniff34
    @bumsniff34 5 лет назад +79

    Lee Evans used to be my favourite comedian until Diane Abbott came along 😀

  • @taffyjones281
    @taffyjones281 6 лет назад +19

    There are many politicians whose survival in "public office" is an utter mystery. Diane Abbott sits proudly at the top of that list!

  • @shaunrobertson1064
    @shaunrobertson1064 Месяц назад +1

    “ANDREW! I’ve (I can’t think of anything) got nothing new to say”.

  • @local56
    @local56 2 месяца назад +2

    Micheal Portillo is wishing he was on a nice train journey 😂