Worst Games Ever - Rambo: The Video Game

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 148

  • @TomWylde
    @TomWylde 4 года назад +56

    "the authentic Rambo experience!" Well, I'm sure you'll have some form of PTSD after this so I guess it's right

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 Год назад +1

      I actually have PTSD and I can assure you that this game is much, much more psychologically detrimental than the illness. At least my PTSD isn't racist.

  • @myTheus95
    @myTheus95 5 лет назад +52

    The first Rambo (First Blood) is actually really good, way more grounded than you'd expect.

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 4 года назад +19

      Yeah its all about the lack of support and understanding towards Vietnam veterans from the very establishment that sent them to the war...or something

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 3 года назад +11

      Too bad they didn’t go with the ‘Rambo fucking dies’ ending, cuz it would’ve been more compelling that way. But yeah it’s still a good movie

    • @H0lyMoley
      @H0lyMoley 3 года назад +8

      @Heavy Metal Collector Heck, yeah. First Blood is one of my favorite movies. Then they turned the sequels into ridiculous "Commando"-style shooters... but I wouldn't have minded that if they weren't so blinkin' boring. :( Talk about sequels both missing the point of, and taking a giant dump on top of, the thing that spawned them.

    • @ZombieBite1991
      @ZombieBite1991 3 года назад +7

      "They drew first blood, not me."

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 3 года назад +12

      First Blood was an amazing film, Stallone was genuinely amazing in it, the mental breakdown scene towards the end was a top tier performance. It's a shame that the later films completely devalued the theme of the first and just turned it into a bunch of tropes and catchphrases

  • @RNC200711
    @RNC200711 4 года назад +30

    25:28 "I could have killed them all!"
    Um, you did.....the kill option in this level makes no sense as he didn't kill any of the cops in the film

  • @misterburger4648
    @misterburger4648 3 года назад +8

    This had me laughing SO HARD!!! Oh my god... from the weird "accomplished" moment to pointing out the way Rambo runs out of the police station... I could not stop laughing, watching this! The moment of Rambo driving with the guy and suddenly he is arresting him, smooth! haha

  • @s4tchm0j0n3s
    @s4tchm0j0n3s 3 года назад +6

    "Punch. Kick. It's all in the mind"
    I always appreciate a Parappa reference.

  • @19822andy
    @19822andy 5 лет назад +91

    OK so out the blue I was searching for Rambo reviews. This popped up saying it was uploaded 4 minutes ago. Let's hope it's a good one!

    • @speedwaynutt
      @speedwaynutt 5 лет назад +21

      Feel free to subscribe. A lot of great content. Worst games ever is fortnightly.

    • @espurious
      @espurious 5 лет назад +14

      Welcome to the Walrus Clan

    • @MonarchDWolf
      @MonarchDWolf 5 лет назад +9

      Enjoy! Hopefully you'll stick around!

    • @jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffje7774
      @jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffje7774 5 лет назад +12

      Tell your friends

    • @zanon__
      @zanon__ 5 лет назад +2

      No such thing as a good review for anything Rambo. Welcome to the channel though.

  • @thefartydoctor
    @thefartydoctor 5 лет назад +18

    - Oh they're redecorating.
    - I don't like it.
    Wondering if this is a Doctor Who reference. :P

  • @charlie1029able
    @charlie1029able 5 лет назад +31

    "no game can truly be a zero"
    HA you've you been on Steam homies

  • @PissoirWurst
    @PissoirWurst 5 лет назад +26

    #shitgamesforwankers

  • @MonarchDWolf
    @MonarchDWolf 5 лет назад +7

    The smoke/steam in the background when Peter opened the hot n fresh facts box was perfect. Anyone else notice?

  • @moongoddessjikook
    @moongoddessjikook 5 лет назад +27

    Poor Rambo, the multiple wars never got you, but this game was just deadly

  • @CTheRobot
    @CTheRobot 5 лет назад +4

    “They’re redecorating. I don’t like it.” Was that a sneaky Dr Who reference from Peter there?? 😂

  • @MateusAuri
    @MateusAuri 4 года назад +5

    This game's metascore is 34.
    In Vietnam it was 19.

  • @AshLilburne
    @AshLilburne 3 года назад +3

    "You can win (the Vietnam War) this time.."
    The Polish developers used this line as a direct result of a 1990's American Public School Survey where over 70% of all students surveyed picked the USA when asked who they believed won the Vietnam War. Ironic because it was movies like Rambo that led American children to believe they won the Vietnam War in the first place.

  • @8bitInfidel
    @8bitInfidel 5 лет назад +6

    The french to Welsh accent was truly the funniest part of this next to the heavy breathing! Awesome as usual guys!

  • @jameshogan1738
    @jameshogan1738 5 лет назад +19

    Looks like Bruno Samartino left the WWWF and joined the police force

  • @jkm2907
    @jkm2907 5 лет назад +9

    i lost wifi for a sec while watching this and it dropped to 144p and I couldn't tell until i looked a Beter

  • @misterblakk3116
    @misterblakk3116 4 года назад +4

    "This is an arcade rail shooter-" "NOOOOOO!!!"

  • @rootyrootyson2175
    @rootyrootyson2175 5 лет назад +6

    This is like Fight Club all over again. The lads lack of understanding of the source material is alternately hilarious and embarrassing.

  • @JC-il8pj
    @JC-il8pj 5 лет назад +5

    Why was young Billy Joel shooting all those people?

    • @HertzBadguise
      @HertzBadguise 5 лет назад +2

      J Carr only the good die young. He makes sure of it.

  • @Muppio
    @Muppio 5 лет назад +11

    I bought this at a local second hand shop for like $5, and i still feel gibbed.

  • @03hares
    @03hares 5 лет назад +10

    First blood the film is honestly a masterpiece. But this.... this is honestly terrible

  • @espurious
    @espurious 5 лет назад +7

    Who's that person in the thumbnail?
    You guessed it, Frank Stallone

  • @bicknejio
    @bicknejio 5 лет назад +6

    Saw nerdcubed play this a few years ago and absolutely pissed myself when I realised it was an on-rail shooter

  • @webbweegie
    @webbweegie 5 лет назад +24

    trust tiny peeper to make a dw reference. Bless.

    • @CTheRobot
      @CTheRobot 5 лет назад +2

      Webb_Weegie I came to the comments because of that haha!

  • @Bruceykeys
    @Bruceykeys Год назад +1

    Still crushing on Peter, I can't believe how cute he is

  • @airamplane1234
    @airamplane1234 5 лет назад +16

    This game is so bad, but you guys make it so good

  • @matokaste9562
    @matokaste9562 5 лет назад +6

    The thumbnail alone is telling me that this is gonna be a good one

  • @doormatt72
    @doormatt72 5 лет назад +5

    Is "Rambo: Baker Team" actually just Rambo cooking with mama?

  • @GeftheMongoose
    @GeftheMongoose 5 лет назад +6

    Yes! 😄 I've been waiting for this one for ages. I can smell it from here. This has what it takes to end up being one of those cult games. Awesome guys. One of your best ones yet.

  • @ChristopherPin
    @ChristopherPin 5 лет назад +3

    Worst games ever bio
    Name: Ben
    Role: Games victim
    Height: Available in loot boxes
    Alias: Available in loot boxes
    Special fact: Available in loot boxes
    Name Peter
    Role games master
    Height available in loot boxes
    Alias available in loot boxes
    Special fact available in loot boxes

  • @FearNLoathing0
    @FearNLoathing0 5 лет назад +4

    The reveal on the saving....... totally worth the wait lol

  • @chrisberwick8169
    @chrisberwick8169 5 лет назад +15

    You need to watch the films to understand the story lines in the police station rambo has flashbacks to the torture he suffered in Vietnam

    • @bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802
      @bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802 5 лет назад +4

      That doesn't change the fact that game is shit, voiceover also and usage if it is crap.

  • @AEmiliusLives
    @AEmiliusLives 5 лет назад +2

    Lol, the autogenerated CC called the DLC "Rambo: Bacon Team".

  • @deonteosayande8420
    @deonteosayande8420 5 лет назад +7

    "It's just a bullet fest", lmaooooo accurate

  • @ar1299gaming
    @ar1299gaming 5 лет назад +3

    Stallone was supposed to actually be in Predator originally

  • @espurious
    @espurious 5 лет назад +4

    18:35 I get that reference!

  • @mikesanders8621
    @mikesanders8621 Год назад

    Man, First Blood was a great film. I'm so glad the didn't ruin it with a bunch of terrible sequels. They got it right the first time and knew to stop. I can really respect that in a filmmaker.

  • @raysravens52
    @raysravens52 2 года назад

    Best part of Last Action Hero is Tywin Lanister being the main baddy

  • @speedwaynutt
    @speedwaynutt 5 лет назад +9

    Never fear the walrus clan is here.

    • @espurious
      @espurious 5 лет назад +3

      Oh, yes!

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 3 года назад +3

      Always good to see the two of you around. :)

    • @speedwaynutt
      @speedwaynutt 3 года назад +3

      @@espurious Happy new year

    • @speedwaynutt
      @speedwaynutt 3 года назад +2

      @@em_birch Happy new year

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 3 года назад +1

      @@speedwaynutt Ditto, friend.

  • @patbyrne2927
    @patbyrne2927 5 лет назад +1

    Is there a more frustrating way of playing a game other than using a controller for a light gun game? Also that mission accomplished voice, I thought that was Ben having a laugh until I saw Peter's face and reaction

  • @annenoname3442
    @annenoname3442 3 года назад +1

    The thumbnail, represents how I feel when I awake and how I look throughout my day.

  • @Frellyouall
    @Frellyouall 5 лет назад +1

    I hope they do more movie licensed games of movies they've never seen (like Fight Club).
    I love they're interpretations of the out of context shit.

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 4 года назад

    A game that will fit this series is, "Joe's Diner". A terrible game where you clean a diner during the night, and the diner was built on a burial ground. The gameplay mechanics = "removing garbage" + "keeping quiet".

  • @echoskelet
    @echoskelet 2 года назад

    no you are not invincible when you enter wrath mode , its a feature that when you unalive someone you get hp back...

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte 2 года назад

    This isn't even authentic to the Rambo DLC in Mortal Kombat, much less any of the movies.
    "I thought it'd be a 3rd person or a 1st person shooter!"
    "Well, it's not-"
    Don't know why, but the casual, "Yeah, I've really fucked you over on this one" tone was great.

  • @MonarchDWolf
    @MonarchDWolf 5 лет назад +1

    Whoa, that's a SICK new animation bois!

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 4 года назад

    5:50 i remember Nerdcubed play this. When he realised what it was, he actually put the pad aside and had to laugh for a while.

  • @seb24789
    @seb24789 5 лет назад +2

    Wait. He survived in the movie, right? Is the game based on the book?

  • @shahrouh
    @shahrouh 7 месяцев назад

    I own the game for PS3 and just tried to play through it and the DLC. At least for the US version, the DLC missions don't show up at all whatsoever! After downloading the DLC pack no extra missions are playable. I heard people with the EU version did get them to appear but weren't able to unlock all trophies because one trophy is glitched. The developers: Teyon, won't respond to anyone after promising they would fix the issue 7 years ago.
    I understand that they developed the recent well received Robocop game, but after this experience can't justify buying anymore of their products. Maybe will rent it at some point.

  • @ColbyDalziel
    @ColbyDalziel 5 лет назад +1

    25:30 hey look its the guy from Agony.

  • @cannibalbunnygirl
    @cannibalbunnygirl Год назад

    Lol, ghost ship aftermath. My husband worked on that game 😂 he leaves it off his CV though

  • @beauhavercroft2637
    @beauhavercroft2637 5 лет назад +4

    Oh good gravy gentleman, you are great gosh darn gamers.
    If you really want to play something shit, check out Pacman 2 for the SNES

  • @PixelzNcreatureZ
    @PixelzNcreatureZ 3 года назад +1

    I'm actually looking for this on ps3, lol.. Just for my Rambo Collection

  • @doomiag
    @doomiag 5 лет назад +1

    Are......are those damage numbers?! Omg why 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zandernewson9933
    @zandernewson9933 3 года назад

    I do think Sly is bit more a better actor. I mean Rambo one and Rocky are actually quite emotionally and drama driven.

  • @jakopath7
    @jakopath7 2 года назад

    "He's a man, not a god! He's a man, not a god!"

  • @jameswalt1
    @jameswalt1 5 лет назад +1

    This one had me dying

  • @PigeonLord21
    @PigeonLord21 3 года назад

    21:36 bro wtf that's the same gunshot sound effect from the riflemen in Warcraft 3... a game from 2002...

  • @PhoenixOnFire90
    @PhoenixOnFire90 3 года назад

    "Come on Comrades, he's a man, not a god!"

  • @bassistbenji
    @bassistbenji 4 года назад

    I actually had this on Xbox 360 about 4/5 years back...... great to see you guys playing it! 😂😂

  • @MiguelArcos2003
    @MiguelArcos2003 3 года назад +1

    I like the idea of a 3D Rambo Game it’s sounds interesting but sadly the execution was poorly made the graphics are bad I’ll give credit that at least the game wasn’t a PS4 and Xbox One game because I would have more problems with the graphics which is my main problem in NBA Live 14 anyways back to Rambo the graphics look a PS2 game. If this was released on the PS2 I would praised the graphics but come on this is Xbox 360 and PS3 the graphics should be improved

  • @isaiahjohnston5196
    @isaiahjohnston5196 3 года назад +1

    You need to watch them

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight 3 года назад

    Last Action Hero is an underrated movie.

  • @isaiahjohnston5196
    @isaiahjohnston5196 3 года назад +1

    The movies are soo good

  • @Kai0nTheMoon
    @Kai0nTheMoon 2 года назад

    This damn game is still expensive.

  • @Radman1889
    @Radman1889 5 лет назад +1

    Bad games. Bad games never changes

  • @robertgearhart
    @robertgearhart 5 лет назад +1

    U guy should do a worst games ever on Alien colonial marines

  • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
    @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 года назад

    I don't know if a single rail shooter is fun without a light gun. Time Crisis 2 on PS2 is a fantastic upgraded port of the arcade classic with new features and bonus minigames, and even that's hard to enjoy on a controller instead of a big fuck-off pistol that you point at your screen.

  • @ShiftyApparition
    @ShiftyApparition 5 лет назад +1

    So I was the only person uncomfortable with their Stallone impressions? Good to know, I guess.

  • @feathertopDT
    @feathertopDT 5 лет назад +1

    This might actually be the worst game ever

    • @redr0scoe
      @redr0scoe 5 лет назад +1

      No way, played with the ps3 sharp shooter and a navigation controller is great fun and makes it a decent on rails light gun game. There are a thousand games worse than this

  • @thetopherhaslanded
    @thetopherhaslanded 5 лет назад

    Can't help but think of Angry Joe throughout all out this :L also 22:12 swear he sounds like David Schwimmer.

  • @blackpeter70
    @blackpeter70 2 года назад

    Is Rambo alright? He looks like a stroke victim...

  • @yungjoemighty879
    @yungjoemighty879 5 лет назад +1

    rambo-o mode

  • @SinCity2100
    @SinCity2100 5 лет назад +1

    Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD! Come On Comrades HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD!

  • @trevscribbles
    @trevscribbles 4 года назад

    Lads, consider inviting @dontrachquit for an episode so you can continue to further develop this channel with the best former personalities of... the other place...

  • @CyberLance26
    @CyberLance26 4 года назад

    I like rail shooters like House Of The Dead and Time Crisis for example so i dont want those kinds of games to not be made anymore.

  • @ZeeMinion
    @ZeeMinion 5 лет назад

    Peter chooses really bad ones, seems only fair after he had to endure Ride to Hell: Retribution.

  • @gdw3112
    @gdw3112 5 лет назад

    You should play that ghost ship game next

  • @sparkstron73
    @sparkstron73 4 года назад

    @21.06 made me laugh.

  • @RichardMajor86
    @RichardMajor86 5 лет назад

    Perfect, after perfect, after perfect

  • @s4tchm0j0n3s
    @s4tchm0j0n3s 3 года назад

    On the subject of Last Action Hero, the SNES game was so bad we put my friends copy in a sock and beat it against a wall. His Mum was not impressed but at least we didn't have to play it any more.

  • @royale-with-cheese866
    @royale-with-cheese866 5 лет назад

    Lloyd & Harry over here never seen First blood....smh

  • @bennjibertie9450
    @bennjibertie9450 5 лет назад

    How isn't it mentioned that in demolition man, sly is told that schwarzenegger became president?!

  • @Gaming_auf_Ex
    @Gaming_auf_Ex 2 года назад

    I own this game for the 360 but its really bad.
    I like Railgun Shooters i thought ill have a good time with this one.
    Like VR Cop 1 2, House of the Dead Series and so on...
    But this one is so...
    annoying.
    Nothing makes fun.
    Nothing to unlock or find.
    No alternate ways or stuff.
    And all this many enemys, killing every single one is more work than fun.
    Why i cant use a Rocket Launcher 5 times every level or call a Chopper forn Air Strike if you filld youre Rage.
    Or unock some special moves to equip after the levels.
    Even i had so many ideas more to make it mutch better.
    And i dont talk about the Graphic or stuff

  • @hannahgracesarabia2458
    @hannahgracesarabia2458 4 года назад

    4:06 Charlie Sheen

  • @joshuabean9409
    @joshuabean9409 3 года назад

    I can't break the law. I. AM. THE. LAW.

  • @bossross8270
    @bossross8270 3 года назад

    24:18

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 7 месяцев назад

    _I didnt do anything!_

  • @aseddon130
    @aseddon130 4 года назад

    How the fuck have you never watched Rambo?

  • @gakk8658
    @gakk8658 5 лет назад

    HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRR Mission Accomplished RRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @rhelenius3670
    @rhelenius3670 3 года назад

    Great game👌 poor player... i'm green beret💪😏

  • @TheCatinator2
    @TheCatinator2 5 лет назад

    Yeea it is a light gun game, but NO lightgun works !!! i tried 3 of em ,!!!

  • @Oliverfayers11
    @Oliverfayers11 5 лет назад +1

    👀

  • @BrotherMag
    @BrotherMag 4 года назад

    The floppybdisc game was better lol

  • @motherbipsy960
    @motherbipsy960 5 лет назад

    Holy shit, this was a PS3 game? Sly Stallone outta sue.

  • @zacharyroth3028
    @zacharyroth3028 3 года назад

    Please watch first blood awesome movie

  • @nathancox6249
    @nathancox6249 4 года назад

    John,JohnJOHN

  • @ILoooooveCamels
    @ILoooooveCamels 4 года назад +1

    If you're gonna make fun of the Stallone Scream you might as well just pee on the Statue of Liberty

  • @seand7042
    @seand7042 5 лет назад

    He's a man not a God!