Reactors Reacting to PATCHES "IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH" | Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

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  • @ReactTV1
    @ReactTV1  2 месяца назад +13

    0:03 BissFlix www.youtube.com/@BissFlix
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    3:21 TBR Schmitt www.youtube.com/@TBRSchmitt
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    5:19 Dawn Marie www.youtube.com/@DawnMarieX
    5:59 Diegesis www.youtube.com/@Diegesis
    6:54 EOM Reacts www.youtube.com/@EOMReacts
    8:02 Jen Murray www.youtube.com/@jenmurrayxo
    8:39 Major Reacts www.youtube.com/@MajorReacts
    9:19 MellVerse www.youtube.com/@HelloMellowXVI
    10:20 The Homies www.youtube.com/@TheHomiesReact

  • @mmclaurin8035
    @mmclaurin8035 2 месяца назад +227

    I like how the first reactor, the Romanian, is immediately seeing the virtue of a wrench being a positive substitute for a dodgeball.

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 месяца назад +5

      You mean BissFlix?

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 месяца назад +7

      @5:30 Dawn Marie agreed with that as well.

    • @QuidProQuo911
      @QuidProQuo911 2 месяца назад +1

      BissFlix is kinda annoying ngl😅... I feel like she needs to back away fron her camera a few inches...

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy Месяц назад

      Life be different in romania! XD i imagine this is the kinda gym teacher the east block countries have! XD

  • @fozzy1004
    @fozzy1004 2 месяца назад +118

    "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier 2 месяца назад +11

      That's still my favorite insult of all time. It was hilarious when I first heard it and it still is

    • @crazyman7671
      @crazyman7671 Месяц назад

      I guess I'm not an angry person

  • @austinpena5605
    @austinpena5605 2 месяца назад +437

    The amount of people that don't know what queef is lmao

    • @reconsoldier135
      @reconsoldier135 2 месяца назад +63

      Because English isn’t their first language and it’s obscure slang

    • @Whateva67
      @Whateva67 2 месяца назад +8

      What’s queef?😊

    • @XxThePhantomFreezexX
      @XxThePhantomFreezexX 2 месяца назад +22

      reminds me of South Park .. Queef Sisters

    • @mikethemotormouth
      @mikethemotormouth 2 месяца назад +4

      Makes me wonder how many have ever heard/would know the term quofe

    • @r3bel383
      @r3bel383 2 месяца назад

      ​@Whateva67 it's a fart only females can do due to it coming from the front end and not the back of house

  • @Aknaught92
    @Aknaught92 2 месяца назад +92

    It's Rip Torn's face shift when he throws that first wrench that kills me every damn time 🤣

    • @bebop_557
      @bebop_557 2 месяца назад +6

      For me it's Justin Long trying his hardest not to laugh that really makes it for me

  • @jq8913
    @jq8913 2 месяца назад +48

    Justin long rolling around on the floor after taking the first wrench to his face kills me every time 😂😂😂

    • @seanthilges9771
      @seanthilges9771 2 месяца назад +3

      U do realize he actually got hit in the face with a wrench right😂

    • @flim148
      @flim148 2 месяца назад +1

      @@seanthilges9771 a wrench made of rubber

    • @seanthilges9771
      @seanthilges9771 2 месяца назад +1

      @@flim148 I watched the interview he said it was a real wrench

    • @crazyman7671
      @crazyman7671 Месяц назад

      ​@seanthilges9771 it was rubber, but it had been stiff for so long so it actually minorly busted him up a little bit

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 2 месяца назад +125

    RIP, Rip Torn.

    • @yaolofe3852
      @yaolofe3852 2 месяца назад +2

      NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
      WHEN DEAD!!!!

    • @Random_Pilgrim
      @Random_Pilgrim 2 месяца назад +3

      @@yaolofe3852 2019

    • @mrdarkshoe
      @mrdarkshoe 2 месяца назад +4

      Thats just so Zed.

    • @mattyjay1711
      @mattyjay1711 2 месяца назад +1

      Torn rip torn

  • @RobEmmer412
    @RobEmmer412 2 месяца назад +84

    We need a reaction video of them all looking up what a queef is. That shit would be WAY funnier.

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 месяца назад +6

      Except for CineBinge. They knew what it was immediately.

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 месяца назад +2

      The majority of these clips didn’t even include the “queef” portion. That only leaves the few that did.

    • @RobEmmer412
      @RobEmmer412 2 месяца назад +1

      @@williambryan3346 Yeah, my comment was a tad premature, I stopped after the first few to write that. I was tempted to edit after I realized most don't even see that part in this but meh, it wasn't worth it.

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 2 месяца назад

      Ikr. Like, how do they not know about their own vagina? Every girl has done it. What the fuck do they call it? Pussy fart? Coochy cough? Genital wind? Whistling skin flaps? Taco tornado? Pink steamer? Hippo giggles? Goddamn sneezing unicorn? WHAT?! What do they call it?

    • @LawAndBedlum
      @LawAndBedlum 2 месяца назад +2

      The two who knew what it was were priceless

  • @benjaminh.morgan3193
    @benjaminh.morgan3193 2 месяца назад +14

    Unbelievable props to the foley artists on this movie! You can _feel_ those wrench hits!

  • @zachnotzack4
    @zachnotzack4 2 месяца назад +31

    “QUEER BAIT go ahead!” 😂😂

    • @gamero31o
      @gamero31o 2 месяца назад +2

      It's been long time since I heard that whole phrase.

    • @elianotari5132
      @elianotari5132 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@gamero31o Cartman definetely said it, but I can't recall anyone else

  • @christopherterrell9013
    @christopherterrell9013 2 месяца назад +28

    All the young girls stunned thinking "I didn't know it had a name."

  • @edboy995
    @edboy995 2 месяца назад +39

    If Justin long is in a movie you know he’s getting fucked up 😂 dude never comes out of a movie unscathed. 😂

    • @profanepersonality
      @profanepersonality 2 месяца назад +3

      The kicker is that he really did get fuct up. He wasn't acting.

    • @thethrasher562
      @thethrasher562 2 месяца назад +1

      Waiting... I say he came out pretty unscathed in that one 😂

    • @adamlone5548
      @adamlone5548 Месяц назад +1

      Galaxy Quest

  • @ThundaFuzz
    @ThundaFuzz 2 месяца назад +20

    Fun Fact: Justin Long went first with the whole pitching machine thing and they had it way too fast, so everyone else got to react to a slower speed ball. that's why he couldn't catch any of em lmao

  • @JhnnyBoy
    @JhnnyBoy 2 месяца назад +32

    opening girl really set the tone... hahaha

    • @MrElis420
      @MrElis420 2 месяца назад +1

      She's a bit special lmfao

  • @Ichbinnurgutwennkeinerguckt
    @Ichbinnurgutwennkeinerguckt 2 месяца назад +18

    Rip Torn did a truly Pythonesque character, reminds me of a crossover between Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam.

  • @BlackCastle3323
    @BlackCastle3323 2 месяца назад +38

    If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball.😂

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 2 месяца назад +20

    This is some Dragon Ball level of training

  • @TheBrokenOwl
    @TheBrokenOwl 2 месяца назад +28

    "If you can dodge an RPG, you're Jesus!"

    • @JaCA7776reee
      @JaCA7776reee 2 месяца назад +2

      Ahh, a vanossgaming fan. Noice.

    • @christophergarcia3695
      @christophergarcia3695 2 месяца назад +1

      If you can stop a rocket built by NASA, you can stop a soccer ball

  • @dmille1959
    @dmille1959 2 месяца назад +31

    The American Dodgeball Association of America

  • @andreglenn3346
    @andreglenn3346 2 месяца назад +17

    A very underrated comedy.

  • @underprotest4946
    @underprotest4946 2 месяца назад +28

    The funny part of this video is women not knowing what a queef is 😂😂😂😂
    It's basically air that comes out of your private place 😂😂😂😂

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 2 месяца назад

      Crotch fart

    • @flim148
      @flim148 2 месяца назад +1

      Perhaps they’re sheltered

    • @waskowcreationsart9639
      @waskowcreationsart9639 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @mikethemotormouth
      @mikethemotormouth 2 месяца назад

      @@underprotest4946 that's if you're a female
      It has a different name when you're a dude

  • @codeblue89
    @codeblue89 Месяц назад +1

    “What’s a queef?” 😂🤣 Bless your heart, dear!

  • @SoutheastTx
    @SoutheastTx 2 месяца назад +13

    If you can dodge a queef you can dodge a ball. The most hilarious thing about this video women not knowing what a queef is.

    • @flim148
      @flim148 2 месяца назад +1

      Same goes with a firearm

  • @19brittani
    @19brittani 2 месяца назад +2

    Dodging a thrown wrench is diabolical . Love this movie. Patches is crazy

  • @markvicferrer
    @markvicferrer 2 месяца назад +11

    The wrenches are foam props. But the sound effect & actor reactions make for hilarious movie magic.

    • @MrAtroncoso
      @MrAtroncoso 2 месяца назад +3

      the first one was rubber, but was made with a bit of harder material than they anticipated

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 Месяц назад +1

      ​@MrAtroncoso In the military they teach us how to brace during a vehicle rolling over and they also teach us the importance of strapping everything in the vehicle down by having rubber props in the simulation car, I know of a lot of people that ended uo with broken noses from those rubber props 😂

  • @aaronbarlow4376
    @aaronbarlow4376 22 дня назад +1

    I love how cute and innocent all the girls are asking "what is queef?"

  • @SugarCoatEm
    @SugarCoatEm 2 месяца назад +6

    Queef- When your 🐱 scratch n sniff isn’t working so instead it whispers

  • @christianvalentin5344
    @christianvalentin5344 2 месяца назад +4

    Rip Torn and Ben Stiller were over the top hilarious in this movie.

  • @CynicalRam
    @CynicalRam 2 месяца назад +7

    First 10 seconds had me literally dying

  • @martinez1485
    @martinez1485 Месяц назад +1

    What makes the scene even funnier is Justin Long as no reflexes whatsoever

  • @LV_daWEED
    @LV_daWEED 2 месяца назад +9

    This looks like a Saturday night in the barracks full of marines 😎

    • @duck-tape
      @duck-tape 2 месяца назад +1

      When I was in (over 20 yrs ago) we played roller ball. Two guys get blindfolded and we sat 20 feet apart, you sat down on the floor with your legs spread and roll a pool ball (Billard ball) at each other. It was painful and dumb, when you were playing. Funny AF to watch though

  • @LoveGodWithAllYourMight
    @LoveGodWithAllYourMight 2 месяца назад +2

    Patches: (loads pistol) if you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball
    Justin: wha?
    Patches: (shoots)
    Justin: (fall's to the floor dead)

  • @IVIayhem
    @IVIayhem 2 месяца назад +1

    "For your team... yes."

  • @jermainezinnerman7450
    @jermainezinnerman7450 2 месяца назад +3

    If you don't hear the word "necessary" in any way, shape, or form. And you don't recite the "Urine" line. We can't be friends 😆

  • @gjhoward
    @gjhoward 2 месяца назад +2

    What's funny is that while the wrenches were rubber props, they still hurt like hell when they hit the actors. Yeah, not as much as a metal one, but they weren't soft either.

  • @andrewkline5611
    @andrewkline5611 2 месяца назад +2

    I love that real life Rip Torn is way, way crazier than his character here.

  • @thomasjones4265
    @thomasjones4265 2 месяца назад +11

    For anybody that didn't know,They are working on "Dodgeball 2"😮What's A Queef😂😂Wtf If You Didn't Know That😆

    • @LV_daWEED
      @LV_daWEED 2 месяца назад +4

      DONT YOU GET MY HOPES UP !!!!

    • @DEATH111183
      @DEATH111183 2 месяца назад +1

      If they do it...... Better damn well have Steve the pirate

  • @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we
    @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we Месяц назад +2

    Yep back in my day queerbait was one of the ultimate disses 😂

  • @RandyYalch-iq4sz
    @RandyYalch-iq4sz 2 месяца назад +1

    Best line of the reactors is "What is queef?"

  • @Sheenifier
    @Sheenifier 2 месяца назад +8

    If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q Месяц назад

      They do that too later. Haha

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier Месяц назад

      @user-lb9xw4xf2q I know that's why I said

  • @user-EricWatson55
    @user-EricWatson55 27 дней назад

    One thing is for sure.
    They're gonna be so scared of getting hit they'll dodge everything! 😂

  • @derrickhardy3139
    @derrickhardy3139 2 месяца назад +5

    "what is queef" 😂😂😂

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 Месяц назад +1

    “Master the 5 Ds and no amount of Balls can hit you!!”
    The Gay Avatar will bring balance…

  • @Seclusionloner
    @Seclusionloner 2 месяца назад +1

    I watch that movie on theaters when I was 22 years old in 2004. Now i have a unrated version (digital version) and PG-13 version on DVD Version. So very good memories moments. Now i am 42 years old (happy 20th anniversary of this film)

  • @johnscott4196
    @johnscott4196 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm not defining Queef ladies, y'all will have to look that one up

  • @basic_r
    @basic_r 2 месяца назад +1

    Stephen Root is usually the best non-star in whatever movie he's in. Office Space was classic. Since I realized he was the one who voiced Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, I haven't been able to unhear it.

  • @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we
    @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we Месяц назад +2

    Queef Latina was a large woman rapper in the 1990s, in case the young folks don't watch CBS primetime now. (...and she isn't fit to carry Edward Woodward's jock. I loved the original show)

  • @TheImaginator972
    @TheImaginator972 2 месяца назад +8

    Too bad this dodgeball coach never carry an lightning bolt, because I love Rip Torn from voicing The King Of The Gods Zeus from Disney's Hercules. 😂 May he rest in heaven, I like him from Hercules and Dodgeball film.

    • @mfenix88
      @mfenix88 2 месяца назад +3

      He was truly Godly as Zeus. His voice perfect for it

    • @jewel9117
      @jewel9117 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mfenix88 🤯I thought that was John Goodman!!!

  • @AgeOfAndrei
    @AgeOfAndrei Месяц назад +1

    If ya can DODGE a wrench, you can DODGE a ball.
    Cruel but useful slogan

  • @youtmeme
    @youtmeme 2 месяца назад +5

    some of the best reactors!!!😉👍

  • @boqndimitrov8693
    @boqndimitrov8693 2 месяца назад +3

    the trainer who can turn even the most pathetic loser into a berserker hungry for victory! 😅

  • @Muhammad-Jacobs699
    @Muhammad-Jacobs699 2 месяца назад +14

    The women: "What's a queef 👁👄👁 ?"
    Like, shouldn't they know that? They're women...

    • @mikethemotormouth
      @mikethemotormouth 2 месяца назад +6

      They may be familiar with the phenomena, I would not expect them to be familiar with the terminology

    • @mercedesdrake9113
      @mercedesdrake9113 2 месяца назад +6

      english clearly is not their first language dude

  • @TheLonMead
    @TheLonMead 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how most of the reactors are "Oh, they're getting better... well, not him."

  • @peaknonsense2041
    @peaknonsense2041 2 месяца назад +4

    5:37 😂

  • @andrebdd5818
    @andrebdd5818 2 месяца назад +5

    How does nobody know what a queef is

    • @gamero31o
      @gamero31o 2 месяца назад

      Because the government loves censorship.

  • @garthoknarfler
    @garthoknarfler 2 месяца назад +4

    R.I.P. Rip

  • @edmontonboy99
    @edmontonboy99 2 месяца назад +5

    1:26 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @waskowcreationsart9639
    @waskowcreationsart9639 2 месяца назад +1

    1:24 lmaoooooo

  • @Deluna_arts_studio
    @Deluna_arts_studio 2 месяца назад +1

    Justin long actually got cut from the rubber wrench.

  • @phogue1
    @phogue1 2 месяца назад +1

    Justin Long is hilarious in this.

  • @PlatynowyNissan
    @PlatynowyNissan 2 месяца назад +1

    Queef is a breath of the dragon...

  • @christopherking4932
    @christopherking4932 2 месяца назад +4

    Hilarious 😂

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 2 месяца назад +1

    0:06 "queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mkay."

  • @conarlarmay
    @conarlarmay 2 месяца назад +22

    Fun fact: The first wrench was supposed to be fake but it was a real wrench. Justin long was in pain for real.

    • @robbieracer3294
      @robbieracer3294 2 месяца назад +8

      There's no way...he'd have broken nose and god knows what else 😂😂

    • @MisterPlague
      @MisterPlague 2 месяца назад +6

      Thats not real, buddy. Stop spreading misinformation

    • @flim148
      @flim148 2 месяца назад

      It wasn’t real, it was just made of a harder form of rubber than they anticipated

  • @jeffridgeway7474
    @jeffridgeway7474 2 месяца назад +1

    “What is queef?”

  • @jakobnunez4964
    @jakobnunez4964 2 месяца назад +2

    I thought i recognized that damn voice, it's zed from men in black.

  • @mikemath9508
    @mikemath9508 2 месяца назад +1

    i believe Justin Long died after getting hit by the wrench and they used AI to make the rest of the movie

  • @mikethemotormouth
    @mikethemotormouth 2 месяца назад +1

    When's the compilation of the car wash scene??

  • @aro_ger_
    @aro_ger_ 2 месяца назад +1

    Ah, so that's that Avatar from Lolathon

  • @GrimReaper553-f2s
    @GrimReaper553-f2s 2 месяца назад +4

    How are you a female and don’t know what a queef is? I’m a man and I know what queef is. Anyone who don’t know what is queef is is probably new to the female body 😂

  • @Trashweebx
    @Trashweebx 2 месяца назад +3

    "What is queef"

  • @seamusburke639
    @seamusburke639 Месяц назад +1

    "What's a queef?"
    So just fuck monetization, eh? XDDD

  • @LawAndBedlum
    @LawAndBedlum 2 месяца назад +2

    Please show their reactions when the look up queef

  • @gotham23us
    @gotham23us 8 дней назад +1

    I don’t think EOM Reacts laughed once in the entire sequence. Does he even get the jokes?

  • @robbieracer3294
    @robbieracer3294 2 месяца назад +4

    That first girl admitted to her reaction being fake...she looked down and missed the wrench hitting him, she said..."I know the script, i just spilled water on desk". LOL

    • @ShittyShittyGameGang
      @ShittyShittyGameGang 2 месяца назад

      Maybe it was just a rewatch for her, sometimes reactors do that too.

  • @JerryScott-f9w
    @JerryScott-f9w 2 месяца назад +2

    How can you be a grown woman and not know what a queef is?

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie22 2 месяца назад +2

    Hahahahahahahahaaa

  • @jimwiater2867
    @jimwiater2867 2 месяца назад +3

    This is never not funny

  • @jonathangamez6714
    @jonathangamez6714 2 месяца назад +2

    She's adorable but I can't she's a woman she doesn't know what a queef is that's hilarious😂

  • @DEATH111183
    @DEATH111183 2 месяца назад +2

    None of them have the best line in the whole montage......
    Patches knocked out the kid with the dodgeball launcher and says one of two lines (pending on the version of the movie you see)
    Unrated "You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop"
    Theatrical"you're as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop"
    Ether way works and is the better insult in the whole montage.

  • @MatthiaGryffine
    @MatthiaGryffine 2 месяца назад +1

    I have a question. Why do people still like this movie?

    • @ReactTV1
      @ReactTV1  2 месяца назад +5

      Because it's a great movie?

    • @MatthiaGryffine
      @MatthiaGryffine 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ReactTV1 When the most well known scene is an old man throwing a wrench at a scrawny kid, it is simply cringe.

    • @jermainezinnerman7450
      @jermainezinnerman7450 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MatthiaGryffineIts not a real wrench crybaby

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 2 месяца назад

      It's not the best scene in the movie, you made it that so you could post your comment. It is all that happened.

  • @doggreensector8401
    @doggreensector8401 2 месяца назад +5

    No crying in the breast milk!