25 Strangest Last Words of Death Row Inmates

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @xEmji
    @xEmji 5 лет назад +1823

    “I didn’t get spaghetti o’s, i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this” .... best last words 10/10

    • @KeventeLewis
      @KeventeLewis 5 лет назад +18

      Facts 😂😂😂

    • @banablahbreadmissy5583
      @banablahbreadmissy5583 5 лет назад +26

      Emji Id be pretty upset too 😂😂😂

    • @khanhpham6823
      @khanhpham6823 4 года назад +33

      Poor guy didnt get his last request

    • @Yeast85
      @Yeast85 4 года назад +7

      I was the 500th like. I want you to know this

    • @eddieanderson9399
      @eddieanderson9399 4 года назад +4

      Im Eddie and people call me Eddie Speghetti sometimes. Ill consider requesting speghetios instead if I ever care to kill someone

  • @abusedtable4941
    @abusedtable4941 5 лет назад +1032

    Executioner: "any last words, sir?"
    Me: *Pulls out uno reverse card*

  • @edgararcega3046
    @edgararcega3046 5 лет назад +1759

    Executioner: Any last words?
    Me: Your shoes untied
    Executioner: *looks*
    Me: Ha made yah look.

  • @GyrusBeatz
    @GyrusBeatz 5 лет назад +733

    My last words would be "Now you'll never know where I buried Krabby Patty secret formula"

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 5 лет назад +449

    A guard once told a lady who was about to be executed
    “Take a deep breath and u won’t feel anything.”
    She responded
    “How the hell would u know?”

    • @twinkletoes.9968
      @twinkletoes.9968 5 лет назад +12

      That was Barbara Graham.

    • @bugblue2419
      @bugblue2419 5 лет назад +4

      Him Bike I don't get it...

    • @DUncle316
      @DUncle316 5 лет назад +2

      Alan Alda uttered the same line in "Kill me if you can". I forgot who he was portraying.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 5 лет назад +6

      The crazy Kids aka us You can only die once so there is no way the executioner would know what death is like

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 5 лет назад +17

      @@10RexTheWolf01
      Actually the executioner did die he just respawed at the nearest hospital

  • @pramanverma6209
    @pramanverma6209 5 лет назад +2233

    "Gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel." *classic*

    • @bison301
      @bison301 5 лет назад +26

      Reddit will forever remember him

    • @shantiajones8042
      @shantiajones8042 5 лет назад +18

      DAMN IT!! I CAN'T EAT MY DAMN APPLESAUCE!!!!🍎🍏

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 5 лет назад +1

      OneWord Gamer a crusted infestation?

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 5 лет назад +19

      why do these cunts get a expensive last meal? it should be a turd with piss soup.

    • @stevehoeard365
      @stevehoeard365 5 лет назад +9

      After the baked appel joke ........the execucutioners burst out in hardy laughter😊

  • @CharlesRayor
    @CharlesRayor 5 лет назад +1741

    Who else was just watching random video's on you tube.. And somehow found yourself on this video.. Thats how crazy you tube work.. Lol

    • @staystay3326
      @staystay3326 5 лет назад +10

      Carlos L Ray •••I Swear lol

    • @lenyabreu346
      @lenyabreu346 5 лет назад +5

      Me lol

    • @frankmanning3815
      @frankmanning3815 5 лет назад +5

      I watched this shit video because I fell for the clickbate thumbnail.

    • @stacyboudreau123
      @stacyboudreau123 5 лет назад +4

      @@frankmanning3815 Ha ha ha me too. Those dirty motherfuckers.

    • @ghost-ie7jc
      @ghost-ie7jc 5 лет назад +4

      Me and i know right

  • @RSjs25
    @RSjs25 5 лет назад +570

    Death by Electric Chair
    Guard/Police: Any last words or requests?
    Me:Hold my hand

  • @welikecricket7328
    @welikecricket7328 5 лет назад +895

    Prisoner :can I sing one last song
    Police:alright
    Prisoner:10,000,000 glass bottles on the wall

  • @caleb9653
    @caleb9653 5 лет назад +358

    Executioner: “Do you have any last words?”
    Prisoner looks at Guard: “We still have our deal right?”

  • @gstarberto5174
    @gstarberto5174 5 лет назад +539

    "If the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never. Because a dance with the devil might last you forever."

    • @Mysticftw
      @Mysticftw 5 лет назад +26

      Immortal technique

    • @durelllowers960
      @durelllowers960 5 лет назад +8

      So be it 🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♂️🕺🏽👹😈

    • @DJ-lz7ez
      @DJ-lz7ez 5 лет назад +3

      How do I copy and paste on iPhone?

    • @MothaLuva
      @MothaLuva 4 года назад +4

      DJ 292 First you write „on iPhone“. Then you copy it. Then you paste it wherever you like.

    • @Iam_Jasiaaa
      @Iam_Jasiaaa 4 года назад +2

      @@MothaLuva 😫😂💀Oh nooooo😂😫💀Too good boyyy too good yes sir😂😂💀💀

  • @michellelowe7082
    @michellelowe7082 4 года назад +94

    Lmao the guy requesting a bulletproof vest before being shot to death was hilarious!!

  • @futchobishh3929
    @futchobishh3929 5 лет назад +502

    I’m thoroughly disappointed the mugshot in the thumbnail was clickbait. I wanted to hear a guy with tattooed pentagram’s last words.

    • @chellamia
      @chellamia 5 лет назад +29

      I hate that when they bait you with a fake picture and not going to watch this.

    • @danaeverhart6487
      @danaeverhart6487 5 лет назад +3

      Futcho Bishh That's simple, God help me!

    • @doctorratinho
      @doctorratinho 5 лет назад +1

      @@chellamia Like that titanic video with the skeleton on the thumbnail 💀😂

    • @dans2ndxbox360
      @dans2ndxbox360 5 лет назад +5

      I stopped watching after reading this.

    • @geoffreymarsters4649
      @geoffreymarsters4649 5 лет назад +3

      Lucky I read your comment now turning this stupid video off🙄 hahaha thanks dude 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @aiffelzaky4650
    @aiffelzaky4650 5 лет назад +1397

    “Tell my Uber I gave him a 1/10 rating”

  • @unstablegeniusfl8524
    @unstablegeniusfl8524 5 лет назад +542

    "Do u have any last words?" "As a matter a fact i do...
    Did u kno u can save alot on ur car insurance by switching to Geico?"

  • @bol.8749
    @bol.8749 4 года назад +229

    The greatest last words were a guy about to be hung asked the executioner: "are you sure this thing's safe?"

    • @ladanski
      @ladanski 3 года назад +9

      Me, as the executioner : I plead the fifth.

    • @threatassessment606
      @threatassessment606 3 года назад

      Knowing he would be dead regardless

  • @doctorratinho
    @doctorratinho 5 лет назад +1536

    ***** TATTOO FACE GUY FROM THE THUMBNAIL IS NOT IN THE VIDEO *****

    • @LQ3
      @LQ3 5 лет назад +8

      kuntknuckles why it matter what they look like though

    • @doctorratinho
      @doctorratinho 5 лет назад +116

      @@LQ3 it doesn't matter what they look like, it matters that the uploader put on a clickbait thumbnail which makes people watch the video only to find that the person they wanted to see isn't even in it

    • @LQ3
      @LQ3 5 лет назад +33

      kuntknuckles shit sorry man, i thought it was just some small tattoo, i went back and looked at the thumbnail and i understand what you mean. somebody with tats like that would have an interesting last thing to say.

    • @doctorratinho
      @doctorratinho 5 лет назад +32

      @@LQ3 clickbait is the worst. I hate those kunts

    • @lamarmcalister2449
      @lamarmcalister2449 5 лет назад +7

      Well fuck

  • @mathiaslerche5421
    @mathiaslerche5421 5 лет назад +2212

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

    • @MargielaG.
      @MargielaG. 5 лет назад +60

      Mathias Lerche tell your grandfather I said rip

    • @ItzDavughna
      @ItzDavughna 5 лет назад +11

      Mathias Lerche same here that’s how my great Gmaw went

    • @eviehalliday8922
      @eviehalliday8922 5 лет назад +13

      @@MargielaG. .. But... But he's not alive

    • @kavkazmafia2325
      @kavkazmafia2325 5 лет назад +11

      Evie Halliday r/wooosh

    • @eviehalliday8922
      @eviehalliday8922 5 лет назад +9

      @@kavkazmafia2325 F U C K

  • @bakrahabibi5471
    @bakrahabibi5471 5 лет назад +1125

    `my last words would be:
    mission failed we'll get em next time

  • @theborscht
    @theborscht 5 лет назад +442

    My last words:
    “Somebody delete my browser history”

    • @josephjoyner.9712
      @josephjoyner.9712 4 года назад +3

      Facts

    • @putin6018
      @putin6018 4 года назад +6

      Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

    • @thegamerkhan
      @thegamerkhan 3 года назад +1

      @@onlyjibka r/woooosh

    • @mo_83.x32
      @mo_83.x32 3 года назад

      @@onlyjibka r/woooooooosh

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 3 года назад

      @@onlyjibka Well. I live in a country without the death penalty so that's never going to happen.

  • @pulakification
    @pulakification 5 лет назад +815

    I didn’t get my spaghettios, I got spaghetti, I would like the press to know that.

    • @superchitownhustler
      @superchitownhustler 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah, that really bothered him, Not getting those spaghettio's. Lol...fuck him.

    • @thandasibisi7534
      @thandasibisi7534 5 лет назад +7

      superchitownhustler They should have given him spaghetti!Is it not customary for the condemned to be given their chosen meal where possible?

    • @superchitownhustler
      @superchitownhustler 5 лет назад +4

      He got a whole bunch of shit he asked for. Screw him. Piece of shit murderer.@@thandasibisi7534

    • @trumanburbank6899
      @trumanburbank6899 5 лет назад +6

      A fool and his spaghettios are soon departed.

    • @hughman5587
      @hughman5587 5 лет назад +8

      Poor guy didn't get what he wanted smh

  • @davidthomerson751
    @davidthomerson751 5 лет назад +463

    Any last words?
    You forgot to plug the chair in.

    • @BIackMass
      @BIackMass 5 лет назад +13

      That's great

    • @stevehoeard365
      @stevehoeard365 5 лет назад +49

      I hope you didn't pay your electric bill.

    • @drpepperismydad1592
      @drpepperismydad1592 5 лет назад +9

      Give this man an award

    • @elleni-41
      @elleni-41 5 лет назад +4

      Great comment!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Synbihan
      @Synbihan 5 лет назад +3

      This one is officially my favorite. 😂

  • @richardhuhn870
    @richardhuhn870 5 лет назад +763

    Executioner: any last words
    Convict: kill me if gay
    *Convict is freed from death row*

    • @jenna7131
      @jenna7131 5 лет назад +11

      lmao 😂💀

    • @razortheonethelight7303
      @razortheonethelight7303 5 лет назад +10

      (executioner takes out SJW rainbow flag card) i already am ;)

    • @clarfan1397
      @clarfan1397 5 лет назад +2

      They would probably get a girl

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 4 года назад +7

      Actual LGBTQ+ officers at the execution: *OH BOY*

    • @KTSDRE-n1r
      @KTSDRE-n1r 4 года назад +2

      The Problem 😂

  • @tamariampanza5191
    @tamariampanza5191 4 года назад +99

    "Somebody needs to kill my attorney" 🤣😂🤣😂😂 that man had to go👌🏽

  • @isabella-gw4zi
    @isabella-gw4zi 5 лет назад +539

    If i was that vampire guy, my last words would be: " This was nothing like Twilight "

    • @avakate7747
      @avakate7747 5 лет назад

      Isabella HAHAAA! Twilight, well he didn't turn into one when he was "feeding" on people's blood.

    • @rubenleuchtman4207
      @rubenleuchtman4207 5 лет назад

      S

    • @davesmith6929
      @davesmith6929 4 года назад +2

      In the words of the count from sesame street "one frying convict ah ah ah" lol

    • @furbait69
      @furbait69 3 года назад

      "vampire guy"? Dude you're such an idiot, you can't remember the names? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @diseasedw0rm514
    @diseasedw0rm514 5 лет назад +219

    when the guy said "Gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel" it took me a long time to process my laugh

  • @nathanlewis4938
    @nathanlewis4938 5 лет назад +279

    “Don’t put the hood on boss, I’m afraid of the dark”

    • @Magicandpassion
      @Magicandpassion 5 лет назад +3

      Ur Mom confess Jesus pray repent
      Testimonials my playlist

    • @yomalinavarro9339
      @yomalinavarro9339 5 лет назад +10

      Green mile reference

    • @emonecrophilia2061
      @emonecrophilia2061 5 лет назад +4

      skskkso!!!!!!! that book broke me inside

    • @LunarJD
      @LunarJD 5 лет назад +4

      My favorite movie. I was just thinking about it when I saw this comment.

    • @pedroaf3712
      @pedroaf3712 5 лет назад +2

      😢

  • @PeachesNSalt
    @PeachesNSalt 4 года назад +164

    I like how, person gets death for one murder, while others commit genocide, get just 20 yrs prison. GG

    • @cinnabon9639
      @cinnabon9639 3 года назад +6

      it depends on the state the murderer is in :)) some states do not believe in the death penalty

    • @isaacmarley2439
      @isaacmarley2439 3 года назад +1

      Sad system. Sad 🌎 we live in when that's the penalty.

    • @dik56
      @dik56 3 года назад +6

      Bruh who tf commits genocide 💀 do you even know what that means ?

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 3 года назад +1

      @@isaacmarley2439 sad people don't get what they deserve

    • @MrChet407
      @MrChet407 3 года назад +1

      Not genocide you moron

  • @XpertTae
    @XpertTae 5 лет назад +876

    4:37 when he said ‘potato potato potato ‘ he mean’t 666 because potato have six letters.

    • @sickoronnie
      @sickoronnie 5 лет назад +88

      *letters

    • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements
      @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements 5 лет назад +62

      FBI, OPEN UP!

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 5 лет назад +93

      If you can speak Crazy.....ya might be crazy 😂😂😂 How in the world did you figure that???

    • @kermitdfrogz
      @kermitdfrogz 5 лет назад +45

      Well done; very intelligent assessment. His "family" he referenced may well have been a cult.

    • @xsythe3290
      @xsythe3290 5 лет назад +28

      no potato is a single word it doesnt have 6 words

  • @emilywebb6357
    @emilywebb6357 5 лет назад +319

    Guard- any last words?
    Prisoner- hmm.. can I still use that get out of jail free card?
    Guard- uh........... can he do that?

    • @jenniekelly571
      @jenniekelly571 5 лет назад +3

      😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 5 лет назад +4

      Warden: Nah, let him wait two days in Death Row. His attorney will pay us 50 bucks for it! Bada-bing!

  • @AngelaShrum
    @AngelaShrum 5 лет назад +230

    "Where's my stunt double when I need it?"
    I'm so going to find a way to use that someday, somehow 😂🤣

    • @farahmohamed3288
      @farahmohamed3288 5 лет назад +3

      When somebody is punching you😂😂😂

    • @Desilv
      @Desilv 3 года назад

      Hahahah me too

    • @REDXo_0
      @REDXo_0 2 года назад

      Well Did you use it ?

    • @theelemental5128
      @theelemental5128 2 года назад

      @@REDXo_0 he did but now he's dead.

    • @joaquimrodriguez8961
      @joaquimrodriguez8961 2 года назад

      Why are repeating it? We all heard the same thing Nice to see you aim high.

  • @unfamousk4y
    @unfamousk4y 5 лет назад +460

    My last word would be, "I'll respawn soon"

  • @stefandimo8455
    @stefandimo8455 5 лет назад +646

    Before dying : Delete my browser history

    • @TheCrossPearls
      @TheCrossPearls 5 лет назад +1

      dimo .schill lol..

    • @randyatleo6247
      @randyatleo6247 5 лет назад +11

      Mine would be
      Fuck this shit im out

    • @xasiax2654
      @xasiax2654 5 лет назад

      Sameee

    • @lilgachalily4044
      @lilgachalily4044 5 лет назад +7

      Before I die: *Say the N word*
      I wouldn’t actually but (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

    • @B-Roc
      @B-Roc 5 лет назад +12

      Mine would be
      God I'm coming forgive me!

  • @soyboy6832
    @soyboy6832 5 лет назад +595

    my last word would be
    “i’m gay no homo”

    • @saggyshaggy7321
      @saggyshaggy7321 5 лет назад +19

      i like pie executioner: YEET *pulls lever* we all knew he was gay

    • @soyboy6832
      @soyboy6832 5 лет назад +16

      HA IM ACTUALLY LESBIAN

    • @richy5978
      @richy5978 5 лет назад +9

      Mine if I were hanged would be “well someone did not spell my word right”

    • @soyboy6832
      @soyboy6832 5 лет назад +1

      what?

    • @pooterdabooter
      @pooterdabooter 5 лет назад

      hahahaha very funny hahaha i see what you did there

  • @twerkingdigga565
    @twerkingdigga565 5 лет назад +514

    69's name in prision will be skittles

    • @castlewhore2007
      @castlewhore2007 5 лет назад +33

      Yup and he’s gonna be tasting the rainbow 😉

    • @unstablegeniusfl8524
      @unstablegeniusfl8524 5 лет назад +24

      Wanna know just how funny that is.... Well I've been to 6 different prisons back in my late teens and up till my mid 20's. Point is I've been around therefore unfourtunitly im no stranger to prison and dead serious 69's name truly would be Skittles or Bitch Skittles

    • @twerkingdigga565
      @twerkingdigga565 5 лет назад +5

      @@unstablegeniusfl8524 LOL

    • @fredyyycc
      @fredyyycc 5 лет назад +2

      @WORLDWIDE TRAP I'T'S TREYWAY BITCH

    • @kevinjoseph6894
      @kevinjoseph6894 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe they should call him m&m...

  • @MyEmiverse
    @MyEmiverse 5 лет назад +108

    “Any last words?”
    “YOLO SWAG KING YAS JAKE P-“
    *gun shot*
    “He wasn’t done, why did you kill him?”
    “Because he was trying to give me cancer.”

  • @pannari7423
    @pannari7423 5 лет назад +331

    Any last words?
    "Pulls out yellow reverse card"

  • @neekini2064
    @neekini2064 5 лет назад +1348

    Nobody:
    J.K Rowling on death row : All Harry Potter Characters are gay

  • @shirleycooper5674
    @shirleycooper5674 5 лет назад +182

    The guy who said "I love my family potato potato potato" means "yada yada yada", which means he wanted to say what most people say, " I love my family" or "tell my family I love them".

    • @unstablegeniusfl8524
      @unstablegeniusfl8524 5 лет назад +4

      Shirley Cooper ill co-sign ur comment:)

    • @shirleycooper5674
      @shirleycooper5674 5 лет назад +2

      unstable genius FL85 ?????

    • @unstablegeniusfl8524
      @unstablegeniusfl8524 5 лет назад +7

      It just means i agree. Ill co-sign that. Its just a saying meaning i completely agree

    • @ronniep777
      @ronniep777 5 лет назад +3

      Maby he hid lots of gold under the potatoes.

    • @silverbutterflygrl78
      @silverbutterflygrl78 5 лет назад +5

      Actually potato, potato, potato could be in reference to a sound, a Harley Davidson makes. It is the word the used, on the patent, to describe the sound.

  • @I_luv_chez
    @I_luv_chez 5 лет назад +72

    Electric chair pun: “let’s light this sucker up!”
    Hanging pun: “let’s hang sometime”
    Lethal Injection pun: “My mom told me not to do drugs”
    guillotine pun: “HEADS UP!”
    Firing squad pun: “BANG, BANG, INTO THE ROOF!”

    • @trust_spiffy8788
      @trust_spiffy8788 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @salisburythefox8324
      @salisburythefox8324 4 года назад

      OH do a song for the firing squad one. "Got me singin' like
      Bang, bang
      Bang, bang
      Bang, bang
      This fire's a weapon
      Bang, bang
      Bang, bang
      Bang, bang
      Won't stop till we're legends"

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ 3 года назад

      @@salisburythefox8324 I'd pull a HAL9000 and sing the Daisy song

  • @Megumi_Bandicoot
    @Megumi_Bandicoot 5 лет назад +390

    Mine would be...
    *All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!*

  • @flfs3966
    @flfs3966 5 лет назад +302

    Here’s something to say “why should I be killed when you have killed more”😎

  • @mrbobjackpeanutbutter
    @mrbobjackpeanutbutter 5 лет назад +309

    Last words:
    "Wanna Sprite Cranberry!"

  • @rubywedderburn6528
    @rubywedderburn6528 3 года назад +17

    Executioner: Any last words
    Prisoner: only if words could kill

  • @tarunchahar8806
    @tarunchahar8806 5 лет назад +61

    "Even when you die , you shouldn't mess with the classics" totally agree

  • @lordtimebomb6792
    @lordtimebomb6792 5 лет назад +24

    "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the grim reaper"

  • @matthewd759
    @matthewd759 5 лет назад +63

    Austrailian soldier Breaker Morant who was executed by firing squad during the Boer war said "Shoot straight you bastards - don't make a mess of it".

  • @leo-09ezie53
    @leo-09ezie53 3 года назад +11

    Executioner: Any last words?
    Me: See y'all in a minute.

  • @slw10l5
    @slw10l5 5 лет назад +397

    My last words
    What it's like to chew 5 gum

    • @luigivicharelly4380
      @luigivicharelly4380 5 лет назад +1

      Slw10 L 😂😂

    • @Horror-Warlocke
      @Horror-Warlocke 5 лет назад +1

      Thats amazing

    • @milesmonaco2625
      @milesmonaco2625 5 лет назад +1

      @@smugumin264 underated reply

    • @scottbrackett5033
      @scottbrackett5033 5 лет назад +1

      If I was sent to death row and got firing squad then I'd be like what it's like to chew 5 gum then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM then after I'm dead I hope on of the guys say stimulate your senses

    • @lilgachalily4044
      @lilgachalily4044 5 лет назад

      Slw10 L (」゚ロ゚)」

  • @icychill105
    @icychill105 5 лет назад +175

    appel is an absolute legend for that. laughing in the face of death

    • @zodiac6968
      @zodiac6968 4 года назад +12

      And French Fries.

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 4 года назад +5

      Well guys you are gonna see one baked appel... lmao

    • @solaimanwahab5286
      @solaimanwahab5286 4 года назад +4

      Well, hell is laughing at him now

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 4 года назад +1

      @@solaimanwahab5286 truth
      I believe one of the torments for those who go in hell... is the words demons say over you the sins and things u did.. and they mock and laugh at you... that and the other stuff is gotta be the worse part about hell... I had 2 dreams about hell in my life and if I think about hell its terrifies me

    • @underzog
      @underzog 3 года назад

      I have to agree with you about Appel. And I bet the executioner had a silent chuckle, too.

  • @Kirivera
    @Kirivera 5 лет назад +182

    I would have been like “My ancestors are smiling upon me, imperials! can you say the same?!”

    • @cliffordtaylor7582
      @cliffordtaylor7582 5 лет назад +6

      O the skyrim reference

    • @youknow1000
      @youknow1000 5 лет назад +2

      @Benjamin Bergsma i smell a murderous nord. (imperial for life)

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 5 лет назад +6

      *The Empire was nice and lazy, until you Stormcloaks came came along...*

    • @PriestThePuglyist
      @PriestThePuglyist 5 лет назад +2

      Haaaaa! Well played! "You imperial bastards!"

    • @richbrake9910
      @richbrake9910 5 лет назад

      I doubt ancestors would be smiling on any of these dolts!

  • @I_luv_chez
    @I_luv_chez 5 лет назад +141

    Last words:
    “Your no better then me when you push that button...”

    • @betsymarin7932
      @betsymarin7932 4 года назад +6

      @Jane Doe The only innocents are children. We all sin. Who are you to judge? Have YOU truly lived a non sin life? Doubt it. You're the idiot.

    • @altrefrontiere2354
      @altrefrontiere2354 4 года назад +6

      @Lola Renee Why idiots aren't even able to understand that executioners are way worse than the people they accept to kill?
      1) they do it for money. It's their job. I'd prefer dying from starvation.
      2) The person could be innocent
      3) The person could be guilty, but the executioner, to me, is a criminal, because he kills someone who doesn't know, just because an authority said him to do so. To be an executioner you must be a huge pile of shit.

    • @learning.growing.1017
      @learning.growing.1017 3 года назад +2

      @@betsymarin7932 exactly 🙌🏼

    • @learning.growing.1017
      @learning.growing.1017 3 года назад

      @@altrefrontiere2354 AMEN!!! 🙌🏼

    • @stephanieflynn8943
      @stephanieflynn8943 3 года назад +8

      @@betsymarin7932 STFU, Betsy. Grow up.

  • @bestprice1776
    @bestprice1776 5 лет назад +55

    "Someone needs to kill my trial attorney"....truer words have probably never been spoken. 😂

  • @youtubecommentsguy9805
    @youtubecommentsguy9805 5 лет назад +23

    "Beam me up" is the best thing you can say lol

  • @Captain_Crayzay
    @Captain_Crayzay 5 лет назад +36

    Aileen meant the rock that's supposed to wipe out humanity. This meteor that we've all been waiting for.

    • @russell2820
      @russell2820 5 лет назад +5

      U mean the one that hit Dusty divot??

    • @russell2820
      @russell2820 5 лет назад

      @hamham thanks

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 5 лет назад

      Russmab 112 the rock vs dusty rhodes??!

  • @mintychip5326
    @mintychip5326 4 года назад +143

    “I left the million dollars in the-“

  • @walterbradthau9525
    @walterbradthau9525 3 года назад +26

    "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @犬の大将
    @犬の大将 3 года назад +29

    My last words: “Pull the lever Kronk!”

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 5 лет назад +8

    "god will give you blood to drink" is far and away the most badass line on this list.

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 5 лет назад +7

    When the guy said he wanted a bulletproof vest and the narrator said, "shockingly" I legit thought he'd been given a bulletproof vest for a second. 😂😂

  • @pointlessgaming738
    @pointlessgaming738 5 лет назад +141

    My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

    • @dollyspine
      @dollyspine 5 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @Rttn_mushrm
      @Rttn_mushrm 5 лет назад +2

      Ah I see, so you're a man of culture aswell.

    • @User-ls2sy
      @User-ls2sy 4 года назад

      Oh Fuck Skyrim Quote
      6
      0
      6
      Havent heard that quote in a long time

    • @User-ls2sy
      @User-ls2sy 4 года назад +1

      But mabey unlike nazeem i WILL go to the cloud district

    • @coolguy6844
      @coolguy6844 4 года назад

      Lol hell yeah.

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 5 лет назад +11

    My last words would be:
    "We are all human. We all die. And I thoroughly enjoyed my steak and ice cream. Now do the damn thing."

  • @mardy341
    @mardy341 5 лет назад +11

    "You can be a King or a Street Sweeper but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
    -Robert Aldon Harris

  • @manmoth8833
    @manmoth8833 3 года назад +15

    Who knows what psychological stress a person goes through knowing when and how they are gonna die

    • @jackjohnsen8506
      @jackjohnsen8506 11 месяцев назад

      It is not enough for them to indure....

  • @aliyahleon8709
    @aliyahleon8709 5 лет назад +313

    Potato, potato, potato= 666
    He meant he was going to Hell. (Potato has six letters.)

    • @xsythe3290
      @xsythe3290 5 лет назад +20

      you copied a top comment :/

    • @xsythe3290
      @xsythe3290 5 лет назад +1

      well kinda

    • @crustycrabpizza9442
      @crustycrabpizza9442 5 лет назад

      100 subs with no videos challenge
      Man he couldn’t even qualify for a Christian

    • @jamesgutro4200
      @jamesgutro4200 5 лет назад

      That doesn't mean that either

    • @JasonFolk07
      @JasonFolk07 5 лет назад

      challenge ahahah

  • @hyunseoklee4027
    @hyunseoklee4027 5 лет назад +15

    u have any last words?
    me: yes
    what?
    me: i just said them

  • @horrorreviews452
    @horrorreviews452 5 лет назад +71

    Executioner: Any last words?
    Me: orange is the only colour you can taste

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser 5 лет назад +1

      If you ever play League of Legends though that's a wrong statement...
      Lulu: "Yep... it tastes like purple!"

    • @Aiaidesire
      @Aiaidesire 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @6ixhadee
      @6ixhadee 4 года назад

      Horror Reviews and purple

    • @khosta6690
      @khosta6690 3 года назад

      Lime?

  • @supershmueli
    @supershmueli 3 года назад +10

    When Ketchum died, he became Ash Ketchum 🤣

  • @robertbishop5357
    @robertbishop5357 5 лет назад +86

    I find that murderers who call executions like hanging, the electric chair, and gas chamber cruel and unusual is the ultimate in hypocrisy. These guys intentionally tortured and murdered their victims. They deserve the death penalty.

    • @seedplanter7173
      @seedplanter7173 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, the ones that were guilty anyway.

    • @robdcollector2808
      @robdcollector2808 5 лет назад +5

      Robert bishop ....they should leave them tied up in a room with the family they destroyed.....an eye for an eye!

    • @centuryrox
      @centuryrox 5 лет назад +3

      Of the 3 execution methods you listed, I would think the gas chamber is probably the worst. If done properly, hanging and the electric chair are virtually instantaneous. Hanging, because the neck is snapped, and the Chair because that amount of electricity would pretty much scramble your brain circuits immediately. The gas chamber is slow and suffering.

    • @hoturi1130
      @hoturi1130 5 лет назад +1

      It's also cheaper to execute people. Granted should only be the guilty ones. People who commit hanis crimes not only put burdens on the family of the victims but the tax payers as well. Death is an inevidibilty and a suitable consequence.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 5 лет назад

      @@hoturi1130 *heinous *inevitability
      That being said, I love your chocolate milk, bro 👍

  • @dylanthegamingninja3370
    @dylanthegamingninja3370 5 лет назад +78

    officer:any last words?
    Me:this isn't over yet I'll be back
    *evil laugh as I die

  • @jakehall1945
    @jakehall1945 5 лет назад +63

    Executioner: any last words?
    Me: and you will remember this as the day you almost caught captian Jack Sparrow
    Me: at KFC

  • @michaelsternberg1597
    @michaelsternberg1597 3 года назад +11

    I’m surprised that they didn’t put “baked Appel” and “French fries” together.

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 5 лет назад +14

    Execution by gunshot: "Well, this is going to be a blast !"

  • @Agent_Leader
    @Agent_Leader 5 лет назад +534

    my last words are
    *Delete History*
    Edit wow I never get likes I feel so wanted thanks everyone 😂

    • @iiilll7256
      @iiilll7256 5 лет назад +9

      Tell me why i push delete history acting like sumthing was bout to happen😂

    • @Agent_Leader
      @Agent_Leader 5 лет назад +2

      o. livia8 😂😅

    • @samoriginal
      @samoriginal 5 лет назад +10

      Always use incognito

    • @Agent_Leader
      @Agent_Leader 5 лет назад +1

      samiul gamer 😅

    • @neoriaken870
      @neoriaken870 5 лет назад +1

      Agent_145 PSN lol

  • @lilgachalily4044
    @lilgachalily4044 5 лет назад +83

    Officer: Any last words?
    “ Yer’ a wizard’ Harry “
    These people are r/madlads

  • @professerporkchop5461
    @professerporkchop5461 5 лет назад +59

    My last words would be, "SCP-2521."
    Executioner: What?
    Me: Disappears.

  • @dblankenship88
    @dblankenship88 5 лет назад +20

    Warden: Any last words?
    Me: I just came!

  • @unstablegeniusfl8524
    @unstablegeniusfl8524 5 лет назад +157

    Any last words? Yea can i tell u them later tho? Im a little tied up at the moment.

  • @Paul4Krista20
    @Paul4Krista20 5 лет назад +28

    No worries Mr. Murderer, They most likey serve
    Spaghetti O's in Hell.

  • @userloll
    @userloll 5 лет назад +27

    My last words will be
    Drop me that chug after you revive me

    • @glockiR
      @glockiR 5 лет назад

      Banned legend I’d be like so who’s gonna reboot me ? 😂

  • @ypkami
    @ypkami 5 лет назад +33

    "Well gentlemen, you're about to see a baked appel" why am I the only person that laughed

    • @jasonchandler2463
      @jasonchandler2463 5 лет назад +2

      Your not.

    • @MXIX222
      @MXIX222 5 лет назад +1

      join the weird army

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 5 лет назад +1

      How did you draw that conclusion?

    • @starfire6383
      @starfire6383 5 лет назад

      Don’t laugh about somebody else death

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 года назад

      @@starfire6383 with no lube

  • @damaxxant
    @damaxxant 5 лет назад +31

    Holy shit what scares me was that I was born on June 6th lol

  • @dennismathys3969
    @dennismathys3969 5 лет назад +29

    Carl panzaram
    Killed 31 people and onlygot 9 prison sentences but he kills one cop and get the deth penalty wow

  • @kingofthedead9572
    @kingofthedead9572 5 лет назад +10

    My last words: "see y'all in hell"
    People: .......
    Yalll I'm playing

  • @airsofterlosernerd
    @airsofterlosernerd 5 лет назад +60

    My Last Words Would Be
    “Tell My Family I Said Why Didn’t They Give Me V-Bucks

  • @nickelliott7972
    @nickelliott7972 5 лет назад +60

    My last words would be Mr.Stark I don’t feel so good

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 5 лет назад +6

    Just a side note if you are decapitated cleanly you will not be able to hear or see but if not you can still be aware of your surroundings for as long as 8 seconds. Could you imagine?

    • @abelochoa584
      @abelochoa584 Год назад

      Nobody who has undergone decapitation has survived to tell anybody about those 8 seconds.

  • @Catsmeow07
    @Catsmeow07 5 лет назад +54

    Me: poor thing
    Also me: they deserve it.

    • @seniorfathead5492
      @seniorfathead5492 4 года назад +10

      Not the lady that was executed for witchcraft..

    • @tose5566
      @tose5566 3 года назад +2

      @@seniorfathead5492 or that guy who tried to rob a train

  • @panama-canada
    @panama-canada 5 лет назад +17

    The best ever was #2 “Beam me up, Scotty”

  • @jeffronbeemw4620
    @jeffronbeemw4620 5 лет назад +39

    I’d say..
    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ??

    • @cerebrusprime4742
      @cerebrusprime4742 5 лет назад +2

      Batman much??? 😹😹😹😹

    • @Ocxxers
      @Ocxxers 5 лет назад +1

      Joker line

    • @MothaLuva
      @MothaLuva 4 года назад +1

      No.
      It wasn’t really pale...

  • @konohaninja1985
    @konohaninja1985 5 лет назад +58

    "Baked Appel" LMFAO

    • @bigboi9711
      @bigboi9711 5 лет назад

      Lol man that was dark 😂😂

  • @corrieshepard9620
    @corrieshepard9620 4 года назад +7

    "I'd rather be fishing" lmao. Damn right!

  • @robertjohn8467
    @robertjohn8467 5 лет назад +21

    I have always had a bad "gut feeling", regarding executions. And in my old age I still do. 90% of my gut feelings I understood why. But not executions. It seems wrong to me.
    Perhaps due to " what purpose".
    Noting that families are forever impacted by these people. And if push came to shove, if this helps families find resolve, then so be it.

    • @irigatakichiuy8499
      @irigatakichiuy8499 2 года назад +3

      In the case if the criminal has murdered
      Idk if they execute them cuz they're following the law, or to make them an example for others. But they still EXECUTE them, killing is still killing,, which's why it's kinda wrong to me , and if they don't do, some will still murder cuz there's no punishment for this act. that is, executing them to aware people and prevent worse consequences is worth it. Perhaps that's why it's diagnosed as "law principle' cuz nothing will make someone fear killing but death.right?

  • @kingcactus8229
    @kingcactus8229 5 лет назад +239

    My last line would be oh yeah yeah

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 4 года назад +10

    My last request: life savers, a reverse card and a get out of jail free card.... I’ll walk for sure

  • @RandomizedRobloxian1991
    @RandomizedRobloxian1991 4 года назад +5

    Executioner: Any last words?
    Me: *HOW BAD CAN I BE INTENSIFIES*
    Executioner: *Becomes deaf and instanly pressed it*

  • @covertocoverbookreviews6721
    @covertocoverbookreviews6721 5 лет назад +38

    "I don't even know why I am here" Albert Fish

    • @FrauWilhelmKlink
      @FrauWilhelmKlink 4 года назад +3

      Executioner: "You're right, Mr. Fish. Let's use the process of elimination to figure this out."
      Fish: "Sounds good. What are we eliminating first?"
      Executioner: "You!"
      Fish: "Wait, what?"
      Executioner: "ZzzzzZAP!" *throws the electric chair's switch*

  • @jeffersonrundell7540
    @jeffersonrundell7540 4 года назад +5

    "For the sake of decency, don't hang me high." That was funny.

  • @sirsoft1706
    @sirsoft1706 5 лет назад +227

    2019 any one

  • @floydgotti664
    @floydgotti664 3 года назад +2

    *strapped to an electric chair*
    Executioner: Any request for 1 last song?
    Me: yeah, Great Balls of Fire!!
    Executioner: Smart ass!! 🤣🤣