Kekistan Shitlord I swear to God you can say anything you want about Apple and slave labor but don’t you fucking dare call Africa a fucking shit hole! I don’t care who the fuck you are but I mean it when I say don’t call Africa a shit hole.
@Kekistan Shitlord your right its not slave labor it's sweatshops that pay enough to live in the places they work that are located in China that also capitalize on the poverty and overpopulation by providing mediocre work to people with no homes and the lowest level of living that's legally possible (there really isn't that much of a difference between the two)
Actually that little strip was well-used. The top left and right by the strip is space that would normally be bezel and now contains the little icons at the top. The notifications pull down from the top left, control center from the top right, and you can still see your battery, cellular status, and wifi status. On top of that, the strip up there is efficiently packed to fill the key location with everything necessary for face ID and maintaining the same speaker setup as the previous iPhones as well as a better selfie camera. I won't defend the fact that I bet that those screens are going to break like crazy, but I will defend the fact that the top part of the screen was well used to maximize screen real estate on a smaller phone to the point where it has the same if not more screen real estate than the other main-line iphones while being a shorter phone. As someone who moved to Mac support from iOS support I have no plans to ever buy an iPhone or Mac because from the perspective of someone who can decently handle technology and likes to be able to drop my phone without the screen breaking(I have the Motorola G4, that thing is more scratches than screen, yet lacks a single crack), but I can at least appreciate good practical design choices when I see them, For example, Apple has a much easier to navigate knowledge base than Microsoft, and is almost as extensive as Google's when it comes to things we make public from my experience.
sunderkeenin hahahaha sorry. The little spaces on the sides of that crap notch are not useful. The crapshoot that is the notification tab and control center should not rest up that high. Apple got lazy and you idiotic 🐑 are backing them up. Man, stop sucking apple off. They are a complete sell out to their former selves... no, just no.
I think it was a good choice from the design perspective if you're talking about maximizing screen size in minimal space. Now, if you were going to talk about the DURABILITY of an iPhone here we have the Achilles' heel. I swear these things are made of rice paper, diarrhea, and cheap china. From an aesthetic and use perspective most of the design of the iPhone X was good, and I think the changes to remove the home button are for the better for people like me who have an easy time with shortcuts. The real issue is that if you drop any iPhone it breaks into more pieces than I have words in this comment, and that is why I will never actually buy an iPhone. I think the Apple Watch is dumb and I hate receiving calls about those damned things. I don't regret not being able to take Apple TV calls. Mac calls are much better than iOS calls as well because these phones break far far too easily and I wouldn't be surprised if people purchasing screen replacements are actually a substantial portion of Apple's yearly profits. It's actually quite insane. The two most common calls I've had are Apple ID being a shitfest like usual(although I appreciate how they at least bothered to tie it into every service they have instead of giving you 50 passwords) and "I broke my screen pls help", and this is for a reason. These phones have worse build quality than a release day Bethesda game even if I've found the software and general design usability to be on par with most android phones or surpassing in specific aspects such as the ability to sync and back up the devices.(absolutely essential when chances are you're replacing the damn thing in a week)
Tutoriale și jocuri interesante Fortunately this won't happen. And with Apple in the gutter like they were in the 90s, which will soon happen, Linux dominance is ensured as soon this will be the only proper (UNIX-based, POSIX-compliant) OS people can use because of the incoming shift away from the MacBooks/iMacs and into wearable-only business.
iPhone(2007) : A simpler phone for you guys from us Apple iPhone(2017) : A piece of sh*t that costs $1000 that breaks easily and is pretty much for sending unicorns
I'm an android guy - not a fanboy... It just happens to what I own and know - and I approve this message.... Apple or android (read Samsung) both have their fair share of questionable decisions
Which company doesn't have "their fair share of questionable decisions"? I mean, is it even possible for big companies like Apple or Samsung to not have such? There is so many people involved in such companies that you can not avoid that.
Android is just better overall. A lot more flexibility while still being just as easy to use. Apple has a leg up by using proprietary hardware, but it was never worth it. Just look at reviews for good Android phones and you're set.
Tone he made some failed projects himself, he also more of a marketing guy, he didn't know how to code and iphones features were about clean interface nkt innovation
He would... But bluetooth is NOT perfect. Unless there is a wireless transmission system that is unhindered by metal interferance or obstruction interferance, a headphone jack is still necessary. The biggest stadiums in the world still use wires. The most talented musicians still use analog effect units wired to amplifiers. Sound engineers still use jacks and sockets to get 100% of audio quality WITHOUT the bullshit. Why do you have to remove a thing that works all the time for an imperfect technology?
Steve Jobs was interested in making a watch, he didn’t have the time. Also, Steve would have been all for removing the headphone jack, he loved removing ports when they got useless. Remember the floppy disk drive?
nope not an inventor. but a guy who knows exactly what people want. and who decides what future should be, which actually looks like future. not these shitty future steps they call nowadays
Ethan Jordan I agree. These guys are brilliant. They should be way past the million mark. It's sad that shallow videos get more attention than good ones.
I use to work for Apple in customer service. He use to say we were vampires on the company leeching off the development costs. That Apple products should not require customer service.
gives millions to charities in USA, makes billions out of slave labour in Asia and Africa.
Bernardo Grando
the price apple charge, -and return millions to charity. It's no charity it's publicity ,marketting
@@khaledabegum3845 not his money either! It's shareholders money ie people's pensions and investments!! Very generous with other people's money!
Kekistan Shitlord I swear to God you can say anything you want about Apple and slave labor but don’t you fucking dare call Africa a fucking shit hole! I don’t care who the fuck you are but I mean it when I say don’t call Africa a shit hole.
@Kekistan Shitlord your right its not slave labor it's sweatshops that pay enough to live in the places they work that are located in China that also capitalize on the poverty and overpopulation by providing mediocre work to people with no homes and the lowest level of living that's legally possible (there really isn't that much of a difference between the two)
Really perfect time for him to make fun of the strip at the top of the iPhone x
Actually that little strip was well-used. The top left and right by the strip is space that would normally be bezel and now contains the little icons at the top. The notifications pull down from the top left, control center from the top right, and you can still see your battery, cellular status, and wifi status. On top of that, the strip up there is efficiently packed to fill the key location with everything necessary for face ID and maintaining the same speaker setup as the previous iPhones as well as a better selfie camera.
I won't defend the fact that I bet that those screens are going to break like crazy, but I will defend the fact that the top part of the screen was well used to maximize screen real estate on a smaller phone to the point where it has the same if not more screen real estate than the other main-line iphones while being a shorter phone.
As someone who moved to Mac support from iOS support I have no plans to ever buy an iPhone or Mac because from the perspective of someone who can decently handle technology and likes to be able to drop my phone without the screen breaking(I have the Motorola G4, that thing is more scratches than screen, yet lacks a single crack), but I can at least appreciate good practical design choices when I see them, For example, Apple has a much easier to navigate knowledge base than Microsoft, and is almost as extensive as Google's when it comes to things we make public from my experience.
sunderkeenin hahahaha sorry. The little spaces on the sides of that crap notch are not useful. The crapshoot that is the notification tab and control center should not rest up that high. Apple got lazy and you idiotic 🐑 are backing them up. Man, stop sucking apple off. They are a complete sell out to their former selves... no, just no.
I think it was a good choice from the design perspective if you're talking about maximizing screen size in minimal space. Now, if you were going to talk about the DURABILITY of an iPhone here we have the Achilles' heel. I swear these things are made of rice paper, diarrhea, and cheap china. From an aesthetic and use perspective most of the design of the iPhone X was good, and I think the changes to remove the home button are for the better for people like me who have an easy time with shortcuts. The real issue is that if you drop any iPhone it breaks into more pieces than I have words in this comment, and that is why I will never actually buy an iPhone.
I think the Apple Watch is dumb and I hate receiving calls about those damned things. I don't regret not being able to take Apple TV calls. Mac calls are much better than iOS calls as well because these phones break far far too easily and I wouldn't be surprised if people purchasing screen replacements are actually a substantial portion of Apple's yearly profits. It's actually quite insane. The two most common calls I've had are Apple ID being a shitfest like usual(although I appreciate how they at least bothered to tie it into every service they have instead of giving you 50 passwords) and "I broke my screen pls help", and this is for a reason. These phones have worse build quality than a release day Bethesda game even if I've found the software and general design usability to be on par with most android phones or surpassing in specific aspects such as the ability to sync and back up the devices.(absolutely essential when chances are you're replacing the damn thing in a week)
Back Pocket Game Reviews it’s called a notch.
I'm pretty shocked anyone is trying to justify the notch. I have an LG V30... Better usage of screen space, maximized with out looking stupid.
True shit that Steve would have said
yep
Just Rez foh sure
Actually, he would have found a way to get back in Apple's lead, would have fixed Apple yet again and would not have faded away.
Tutoriale și jocuri interesante id pay my life off if steve could come back again u bet brotha
Tutoriale și jocuri interesante Fortunately this won't happen. And with Apple in the gutter like they were in the 90s, which will soon happen, Linux dominance is ensured as soon this will be the only proper (UNIX-based, POSIX-compliant) OS people can use because of the incoming shift away from the MacBooks/iMacs and into wearable-only business.
Apple: Not exactly what anyone would have wanted.
1 trillion Ahem
I feel like steve is the only sane person on this series
*see the amount of likes* SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!
1:03 "What in the absolute F@ck is this?"
Top 10 Favorite quotes of Steve Jobs
BACK FROM THE DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And he managed to fix that receding hairline.
DONTCHA JUST LOVE BEIN BACK FROM THE DEAAAAD!
lol i love venturiantale
I'm a spooky scary skeleton wohohohoho
It's funny 'cause you're literally a skeleton now. Lol! You get a like.
HURRY! YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOUR DYING COMPANY!
Yaah!
Deja vu
No, I am
I wonder what would happen if he saw how the Apple Pen is charged....
SSJ4MAL He would shove it so far up Tim Cook's ass that he'd need one of those extended cables to charge it.
lol, when they announced the iPen, the only thing i could think of was of Jobs turning in his grave.
Honestly this is exactly how Steve Jobs reaction would be XD
don't think apple has done anything innovative after Steve died
Abhishek Waghmare they never innovated after I died
What are you talking about? They made tons of innovations like removing the headphone jack and making facerig.
... They made that horrid butterfly keyboard
How’d you get that footage from inside Apple Headquarters?
Proto L Their security was trash.
And yet people are still willing to buy the iphone X no matter the price.
Daniel Lado, it worse. People are selling their 8/8+ for a Iphone X
Daniel Lado It’s more so a status of elevated social hierarchy than a useful tool to most people.
yes they wanna buy...then whats ur problem??? u poor soul if u can't buy doesnt mean that iphone X is not good
perfect example of iPhone sheep
a spooky boi..its people like u that are piles to society hahhaha...fuck of u poor jealous soul...
iPhone(2007) : A simpler phone for you guys from us Apple
iPhone(2017) : A piece of sh*t that costs $1000 that breaks easily and is pretty much for sending unicorns
I love the phrase: “I came back to life for this?”
Good job he didn't find out about the $1000 animated emoji poo machine.
"Simple products for simple people" Yeah, that just about sums it up. xD
I met Tim Cook once a couple of days ago at the Auburn Iron Bowl. I said to his face, “could you add a toaster to the newest iPhone?”. +RESPECT
"simple products for simple people"
because no one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the general public.
Looks at EA.
Well Apple didn't. Yet.
*Looks at the general populace* Huh, yeah. Underestimating the intellegence of the general populace…
Probably the most entertaining video on youtube. I enjoyed each second of it.
We also made a big book... That is like $300, and we only filled like 1/10 of each page to save ink, and they sell really well!
I'm an android guy - not a fanboy... It just happens to what I own and know - and I approve this message.... Apple or android (read Samsung) both have their fair share of questionable decisions
Which company doesn't have "their fair share of questionable decisions"? I mean, is it even possible for big companies like Apple or Samsung to not have such? There is so many people involved in such companies that you can not avoid that.
Toon M Razer. Unless they are still small. Their first phone is looking to raise a couple of bars, though. However, the headphone jack...
*COUGH COUGH* Note 7 *COUGH COUGH*
Luigi369 U mean the allahu aktab?
Android is just better overall. A lot more flexibility while still being just as easy to use. Apple has a leg up by using proprietary hardware, but it was never worth it. Just look at reviews for good Android phones and you're set.
1:04 Tim Cook's expression: I'm screwed....
"Now if you look at the charts here..."
Is probably something every pitch meeting started with. Apple could use undead Steve.
I loved Jobs. I would rather have his corpse in charge.
Its true if steve was still in apple he would never accept how things are going.
i think steve jobs would approve lol
Tone he made some failed projects himself, he also more of a marketing guy, he didn't know how to code and iphones features were about clean interface nkt innovation
Yes
This video is so underrated!! Excellent job.
Steve would have loved to remove the headphone jack for sure.
Bhushan Pawaskar Not yet, maybe in a few years time
He would... But bluetooth is NOT perfect. Unless there is a wireless transmission system that is unhindered by metal interferance or obstruction interferance, a headphone jack is still necessary. The biggest stadiums in the world still use wires. The most talented musicians still use analog effect units wired to amplifiers. Sound engineers still use jacks and sockets to get 100% of audio quality WITHOUT the bullshit. Why do you have to remove a thing that works all the time for an imperfect technology?
@@crigonalgaming1258 agreed, analog audio is still relevant today.
Bring back Walt! He’d hate what Disney has become!
And no he wasn’t anti semetic
Steve would probably be happy about the phasing out of an aux cord
Finally!The reason I have subbed
Shadow Planthead I was about to un-sub, the follow up better be good and take not take 3-6 months!
U have neighbors!?!?!!?!?
All you had to do was follow the damn train, Tim!
Yeah wtf guys first watch the video😂😂
Lol the neighbor... Those walls are thin...
Loved it. Hit the nail right in the head.
Yes.. now a days apple has not been the same it used to be under Steve.. the end apple is near
Raises from the dead buys new jeans and sweater, priorities.
4 iPhones? 8/8+/X? Apple Pen(cil)? WTF?
AlonicLP X+ maybe?
SE, 8, 8+, X
And the SE
They are currently selling the x, 8, 8+, 7, 7+, 6s, 6s+ and the se. So shouldn't it be 8?
Eichhorn but they didn’t refresh the SE this year, did they? They only released 3 *new* phones. 8, 8 Plus and X. Or did I miss something about the SE?
Steve Jobs was interested in making a watch, he didn’t have the time. Also, Steve would have been all for removing the headphone jack, he loved removing ports when they got useless. Remember the floppy disk drive?
Honesty never had so much irony.
The end of the video, tho...
Fun fact, Steve Jobs actually isn't an inventor, and is entirely a Salesman
Morte Sumus No, he's a "visionary".
Not an inventor, but an innovator
Nobody calls him an inventor.
nope not an inventor. but a guy who knows exactly what people want. and who decides what future should be, which actually looks like future. not these shitty future steps they call nowadays
"innovator" He just sold what was but it his hands.. and Syed, this applies to you too
Steve's moonwalking on the grave with the apple pen :P
lol was waiting for Steve to comment on the current MacBook line
Man I always thought gaming wild life would really take off with 100% honest series but it’s just kinda stagnated 😭
Ethan Jordan I agree. These guys are brilliant. They should be way past the million mark. It's sad that shallow videos get more attention than good ones.
Please tell me you didnt make the iPad smaller.. and get a fucking pen for it ....*Its called the apple pen*.... best line ever
"Shut the fuck up" lol
Crazy ass neighbor.
Apple buyers are so dumb they could buy a pair of cheap wheels for 700 dollars. But wait, they did.
Genius video. Well done.
This is pretty spot on to what I've been saying about Apple since Tim Cook to over... "Apple, dancing on Steve Jobs' grave since he died"
Steve jobs would have wanted the removal of the headphone jack tho...
Did anyone else notice Tim toss Steve a Pebble instead of an Apple Watch?
This is the absolute truth
Great "JOB" as always guys
i absolutely fuckin love these videos please make more
"its called the apple pen"
NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Who stole my resurrection kit... again...
This Steve freaked me out.... jeez!
Steve, I’m sorry.
Man I wish Steve jobs was still here
Remember when iTunes was good and easy to use? Steve would have a panic attack if he saw the shitstorm that is iTunes now.
not to mention apple music
If stainless games were 100% honest with us
They need to make a new one
It is past Nov. 10 and we haven’t gotten the episode we were promised
Thank you guys 😍😍😘
That Steve jobs impression was perfect
Apple: it sucked then just like it sucks now
"Too soon" comments incoming.........
Callum G
Looks like you're first, so you get a Crown: 👑
perfect explained , peace steve
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
I never used Apple but sad someome died
Apple cups
hahah... Icup...
hah
@ÁUß Code i see you pee
If Steve came back to life android would be crushed.
I think now would be a great time for another honest EA...
LOL .. Zombie Steve was awesome. :D
I have to AGREE.... This is why i am on the Google Train now !!!
idk steve loved to remove ports, he'd be all in for wireless headphones and the removal of the useless headphone jack.
Just. Awesome.
Steve looks very accurate
So freaking real
Damn it Tim...
THEY’RE ALIVE
There goes your income from this video..... But great video, so fuck youtube
Seeing Jim only as a patron hurts, man...
I use to work for Apple in customer service. He use to say we were vampires on the company leeching off the development costs. That Apple products should not require customer service.
Still need a GWF special on the micro-transaction ecosystem and all the sea animals that live there.
Someone definitely saw the Steve Jobs movie (2015) when they made this........
And he didn't even take a look at the UI :D
Greeting from November 20th !
this should have way more views!
You guys should make more videos on people who are dead.
Lol. This was awesome. And really funny.
I feel like Steve Jobs is basically a living personified of people with common sense
Please make a "If Overkill (Dev's of Payday) were 100% honest"
I won’t lie, I was kinda hoping it’d just be a corpse for the whole episode. I still liked it regardless!
agreed, apple had slowly gone down hill after steve job death. The one man that made music popular again.
Do a "if monolith was 100% honest with us"
LEgit, the apple pencil is fucking amazing don't you shit talk the apple pencil. For artists and stuff? It's phenomenal.