Home Depot Theme - Boss Remix
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- Опубликовано: 6 июл 2021
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EDIT2: how on earth did this reach 1 million
That the true power of home Depot!
Never expected this from the dev of adventneon also please add more content to the adventneon fnf mod
What is the actual date for the game
They fear me than I FEAR THEM
UNDERATED
"More saving.....more doing. This is the POWER of Home Depot"
Stand user: Home
Stand Name: Power Of Depot
Stand Ability: Always having the right tool for the job
@@JuiceFroggy more like
servant: home depot
class: ruler
noble phantasm: DIY
Glowing-eyed Vergil: Did someone say POWER?
Stand ability: the more money he saves, the more powerful he gets
"From the Moment you stepped into my warehouse, your fate was already sealed by my Concrete Will. Once this battle is over, I will rebuild what's left of you in my own vision."
"I will rebuild what's left of you in my own vision" is more threatening than anything equating to "I'll kill you"
"Oh? This may be your warehouse, but my sledgehammer technique is impetuous. My rebar-reinforced defense? Impregnable. My Credit Card? Like me, it's LIMITLESS!"
Ok but the line “I will rebuild what’s left of you in my own vision.” Goes hard
holy Jesus this is beautiful.
@@RookMeAmadeus Just both yours and the original comment go unreasonably extra, I love it.
Smash Ultimate characters: Use swords and their fists
Steve:
Bayonetta: uses guns attached to her heels
Nah that the music fortnite players be listinin' to when they hear a shot
random bullshit go
That is extremely accurate, to be fair
@@FR0ST_IceBut she's disgusting so we don't talk about her
Domain Expansion: *More Saving, More Doing.*
New shadow style: Too Lazy to Start a New Home Project
The *Power* of Home Depo
@@ehrengay6323beefydie reference????
Ha i was like number 666
*MORE* cowbell
It's a platformer, this boss actively builds the platforms and traps as you fight him.
Thats a good idea
Play on 2x speed sounds like a heavy metal song!
That sounds awesome 😎
It does kind of sound like a crash bandicoot song
Steve’s been real quite since Hardware Harold appeared.
I don't fear the man with regular weapons, I fear the man that makes weapons out of anything.
I don't fear the man that has renovated 1,000 homes, but has renovated his own home 1,000 times.
As someone who has been drop kicked by andre the blacksmith, I couldn't agree more.
That's the power of the Home Depot
Jackie Chan wants to know your location
I don't fear the man who can make a weapon out of anything, I fear the man who has mastered making weapons out of anything.
"He has no rules, no boundaries, he will build and make anything with his DIY will, and when the moment comes and you step into the depo...you're already in his home now"
I would imagine you would fight this boss In a big theater that’s under construction
And for the first phase it’s just him building the boss arena and the player would have to dodge debris, nails, saws, etc. and the boss is to engrossed in building that he doesn’t notice you and the player can’t deal damage to him in the first phase.
Second phase is when he’s finally done building the arena and notices you that’s when the real fight starts where you can deal damage to him
Stand: Orange Depot
Stand User: Holmes
It should be either 「Men at Work」or 「Working Man」for the stand name.
fuck yes
Although that disregards that this is actually a Fate reference@@joshuakorynta3385
Was gonna offer up [Sixteen Tons] but that's more of a mining Stand.
「More Saving, More Doing」
Stand Name: Men At Work
Stand Appearance: Mostly humanoid stand roughly 7 feet tall. Primarily Orange and Grey, with Caution stripes as an accent. Has an Orange Construction hat and vest pulled tight over a thick, muscular body.
Stand Stats:
Power: B+
Speed: D+
Range: B (30 meters)
Durability: D
Precision: A-
Potential: B+
Stand Ability: Construction.
Stand can telepathically control every Nut, Bolt, Washer, Screw, Nail, and all construction Equipment that is within 10 meters of the stand itself. Stand can travel up to 30 meters from the user to accomplish a variety of tasks.
"I don't need firepower, *I have hardware.* "
He IS the **hardware**, and he's more than happy to show you what he has in **store**.
(Im on mobile, tried to change the font of the text for dramatic effect, but I don't know how to do it here.)
@@Iongizmo1 you cant add dots after the asterix's (the stars), or it wont work. **do this** *not this*.
@@Iongizmo1homie you have to place the quotations and periods with inside the parentheses for It to work.😮
@@MrMoron-qn5rx you can add them inside of it, though, *like this,* for example
@@Iongizmo1 space the period and coma away from the astrix. also you only normally need one asterix to make it bold. Punctuation interferes with the *awsomeness* of the bold letters. Example: *Bold*
*Bold*.
*Bold* .
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One was just the word
The second had a period
and the third _also_ had a period but the period had one space between it and the asterix. You pickin' up what i'm laying down?
Imagine an actual boss battle against this guy real quick, Hammers smashing down, planks of wood you have to use to hide from falling debris, saws rolling at you from all angles. It’d be absolute chaos
nah this is the theme music for the final boss Craig A. Menear the ceo of home depot
I’m working on it as my first project! I have a model movement and basic mechanics done and all I need is animations and attacks! I will put this theme in it but if you could make an extended or loopable version that would mean the world to me!
@@insertjoke Are you still working on it?
@@garrynewman6211 Yes! I just finished the item ID system! Progress is great but that background music would be good tho lol
A goddamn cuphead boss...
[chuckles] "Sometimes, you just have to.. Do It Yourself."
When this plays in the store, all the dads get health bars and a single objective: Survive.
I can confirm working at Home Depot, this song plays when a customer comes in ordering 30 bags of concrete 20 minutes before closing.
Ofa sucks dude 💀
Or your supervisor makes a 500 pc lumber order for flatbed delivery in 30 minutes.
I work at Lowe's and almost screamed when someone came in ordering a whole bunch of lumber 10 minutes before we were supposed to close.
@@ewill3435 Flatbed deliveries are handled by an outside contractor that comes in during the morning. Unless this was a previous fucked up delivery, we don't do flatbed deliveries.
I’m that one chick who likes to stand in the store and sniff flowers while imagining what I will plant next year. And then 6 months later will come in to buy out the entire seed and soil sections.
The art implying he’s just Fate Gilgamesh except construction tools and materials instead of treasures is awesome
His Noble Phantasm is The Pro Desk
truly the most useful heroic spirit, actually OP
Well Gilgamesh can do that too, Isn't basically everything Man-made in his vault?
Any man-made treasure, he's a bit picky on what is worthy of being in the vault or not@@hayond656
@@hayond656I mean he has a whole pool in there so
"I thought you were joking. You can... Actually do... THAT with all this hardware?!"
"You hit the nail on the coffin."
"....really?"
“Please, as if you could handle even a fraction of my savings” [A S C E N D S]
"You say I treat my employees like tools... Maybe I do, *but* I think I treat my tools pretty darn good. How 'bout I show you?"
hes going to hammer you to the wall like a nail
"Fools like you believe I treat my employees like tools..I like to think I treat my tools like employees"
Any fictional story where a quote like that has been said already?
@@j.b.5422most drone stories
"Indeed I do. And every tool has its place. I think yours will be in the ground."
"Despite my powers to create, there are something that just cannot become reality. I cannot reconstruct my loved ones; I cannot create an equal; and I certainly cannot create any timeline where you survive this encounter."
SHEEESH 🥶🥶🥶
That's a good raw line for a final boss.
I'd just lie down and die if I heard that.
My bad bro keep moving.
Wow,straight killer line
ICE. COLD.
And so as home depot opened its domain ‘Workbench of a thousand worlds’ Lowe’s shrunk back in fear as the king of workshops began to speak “Stand proud Lowe’s. You are strong.”
i suddenly have the urge to knuckle up with the floor manager
As a Lowe's employee, this is the final boss of my career.
This is what you’ll hear if you sneak in after-hours as a Lowe’s employee.
Be prepared
"Lowes blows"
Paint associate from Home Depot store 4187
@@yoshihaze1525
Lmao
@@yoshihaze1525
On behalf of Store 4712, agreed.
I fear Grainger.
For those of you having trouble with this boss fight remember a few tricks:
1. There's a good supply of herbs and other potion ingredients in the Garden section of the boss arena, loot them to quickly craft healing potions if you are running out.
2. His power tool minions respawn if killed, but most of the hardest hitting ones have cords that you can tangle up with the hoses lying around which takes them out of the fight without having to kill them.
3. The wood resources in the Lumber section of the boss arena are infinite so you can always quick craft walls to block his big attacks.
4. All of his attacks that don't spawn more power tool minions leave behind weapons you can throw at him for not inconsiderable damage.
5. If you inspect any of the displays in the bathroom or paint sections of the arena he drops agro, this might be a bug, but it does mean you can get several stealth hits on him even after the fight starts.
Thank you, ive been stuck on the boss for days
Shit, having trouble on that one recently, the obstacles are not easy..
You sure bout the herbs being viable? They do have pesticides after all. Also remember the fact: they know how to use all those resources as well and likely even better than the average person.
@@mugenokami2201 yeah at the garden area, they got those employees, but are not normal ones oh heck nah, they a whole nother level of employees, and
The manager has the items in different locations in the plants, had a shovel so I can dig it, but the durability system of this place breaks up pretty fast, I'll try my best
To get all of them to get to the boss lol
@@Miyz.... I mean by they poison them to use as a trap against you. Their allies get the good stuff enemy’s get trapped goods
"I now save more, I do more, I AM THE DEPOT"
"Foul unfurnished, in search of the Depot Ring. Emboldened by the flame of DIY. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be margit the drill!"
"I cannot die until I build every single thing in existence... And I won't let you get in my way of that"
Craftsmanship! Resourcefulness! The true goal of all creators in this world.
I will reshape this broken world of yours into the paradise of my vision! You cannot stop me, for the hammer of creation is in my hands!
@@Iongizmo1 'But it will destroy what's left of this world!'
'A needed sacrifice for the planks, tools, and metals needed for my new world!'
This is the best comment thread on RUclips, and you can't convince me otherwise 😂
@@friedfish6870
"Your new world is nothing but a prison! Your creation is-"
"A home. But not one you will live to see"
0:02 Stealth
0:08 Control
0:14 Anticipation
0:15 Assault
"Guys, the drywall, go get it"
"All right ramblers, let's get rambling!"
I need a concrete bag!
"Where are the 2 by 4s?!"
"chains is in a paint aisle"
"You could say everything in this warehouse is my construction.... including you... my son"
“Foolish one, I conserve energy no matter what attack I do. I can perform so much more because of it, while you tire yourself out. More saving, more doing, that is the true power of the Home Depot.”
Ah yes the Gates of Babylon: Home Depot Edition
The Pro Desk
Warehouse of Babylon?
The funniest part is that Gilgamesh could actually do exactly what the image shows. His Gate of Babylon has every man made object to ever exist inside it. So he could summon up wrenches, pipes, desks, etc, instead of swords. And then fire them at his enemies. That mental imagery is hilarious.
Could you imagine the disrespect of an ancient hero dieing to a barrage of plastic chairs?
@@nabi7701_Bury the Light begins playing_
What would his counter be? Unlimited Craft Works? No, doesn’t have the same feel like Unlimited Blade Works.
As you fight him, you notice he's not even paying attention to you. While you struggle to land even one blow, he's building the boss arena.
And that when the real fight starts
@@Mt12490 I do actually really like the idea of a boss that switches to phase 2 after a certain period of time, because the boss arena is unfinished when you start.
@@Mt12490that’s the timer one he finishes the arena, you’re dead.
Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of the hammerspace
"I have saved, and now, I will do, whether you like it or not. You cannot stop me, but you are welcome to try."
Homer's special attack would be a play on the phrase "Measure twice, cut once."
"Home Style... Twice Seen, Cut Clean!"
Awesome wordplay. You have my like. 👍
maybe one of the boss mechanics is that the first two hits don't actually damage you, but actually measure your Defense and HP stats, and the third hit is an attack that deals exactly the amount of damage needed to kill you based on your stats at that time.
Would be an interesting and difficult way to fight, since if you use up all your buffs at the wrong timing then its game over
*takes a dump in a display toilet. *This starts playing.
"ahhh, what a wonderful dump I took, I can't imagine why boss music is playing"
That is how you start the fight, let's be real.
@@Not_interestEd-"your fate is sealed, when you sat down, i started rebuilding you, building the very arena your red paint will be spilled in, prepare for the hardware of battles, as this is heavy duty"
“You mean to defeat me? With that flimsy plywood?!?!?!? Don’t make me laugh!”
"From this point on I will beat you Walmart employee." - Home Depot employee
Everyone tryna be funny but can we talk about how much the art complements the music?
But funny is funny
Both
Yes, the art is just as important as the music!
Instead of gate of Babylon it's depot of home
@@kindahungry8505a home’s depot?
"I am the Bone of my Hammer
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Homes,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Houses
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Construction Work"
"Unlimited construction work" sounds like the roads of my hometown for the last ten years.
@@Sodasaman xD
Unlimited construction? Like when they take forever to build a road near housing?
@@samwhy4974Public Works is always the one sector that suffers the most. It's the one that always has grubby mitts that take money from it. Which delays stuff forever.
@@Maniacman2030 I am a patient man if nothing else. It's just overall disatisfying and I wish it could change
This should definitely be a full fledged music track It's honestly very well made.
Gosh the home depot man with the gate of babylon is something i didnt know i needed, but now i wish was a thing. He has the right tool for the right job
It's amazing how a single commercial theme turned Homer from an everyman into DIY deity
What commercial btw?
@@OhitsONnowevery single one that uses his theme
He's not a deity. He is but a handyman.
@@sonicboom126
He’s no mere handyman. To us, he is a handygod. To heretics, he is the handi-christ.
They fall to their knees before their great Constructor, screaming “D-I-why?” to the unfeeling deity. And Homer, in his infinite wrath, measures them twice and cuts them down, screaming “THIS IS HOW DOERS GET MORE DONE”
@@IntrusiveThotLMAOO
“Although your skills are impressive, I think this fight has gone on long enough. Bear witness to what the power of Home Depot actually is capable of.”
I really want a full version of this remix
“You’ve asked for an associate long enough, child”
ALLFATHERS FALLEN AND ALL
oh YEAH! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS JIM HAHAHAHAHAHA! *procedes to fuckin extra large beefy supreme wild style triple Kentucky fried fuck up the display toilets with my biohazardous diarrhea*
"Throughout the warehouses and work, I alone am the building one"
you go to home depot the music playing from the speakers stops all the people are gone you start to hear this
All the hammers, chainsaws, steel, wood, you name it, are the ones who fell victim into trying to defeat the one and only, and became a servant as a weapon.
Every part that you see is a soul remade into one of the scariest items. This only makes Home Depot man stronger.
do u mean… CRAIG MENEAR?!?
"There's a piece out of place here, in housewares. It's a chainsaw. You see, just before it a name tag. Perception check?"
"...You have just enough time to see the name "Ash" before the chainsaw does a flipping uppercut, somehow managing to go from silent to a full blazing roar in the time of a sawnoff reload, dealing 20 piercing damage to your shoulder and cheek."
@@robertrockwell8995 god damn, you've gotta be such a high level for that to be unavoidable damage
He's got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
He's not just the depot.
*He's the goddamn earthquake starter.*
imagine having a duracell battery flung at you at FTL speeds
I'm claiming this as canon. This is the chant to summon Homer.
I saw SPOTS i was laughing so hard!
lol weird al reference
@@henryrodgers7386is homer the mascots name?
This is amazingly well put together, I applaud you sir 🙌👏🙌👏
This music plays when an employee asks the home depo dad if he knows what he is doing😂
„There will be no handyman to save you this time!“
Never in my life would I have imagined a fate/Home Depot crossover
Gilgamesh owns all the treasures of mankind. This crossover already existed in the Gate of Babylon.
Since Gilgamesh owns every weapon and tool ever crafted by mankind, he of course owns every tool inside a Home Depot.
“I did gods work, I built all. I built gods house, and shed. I am the purest life form.Unstoppable.”
"And who do you think it was that taught Jesus his carpentry? Do you even know what I am capable of? ...You will soon understand what it means to truly DO MORE."
"-I even built their cells, and dug their Graves"
RUclips asked me to rate your comment, so I did
when you have to fight the adeptus mechanicus attached to a group of imperial fists
Fr
This is awesome, I was smiling even before I clicked on the video
More saving!
More doing!
That the power of Home DIO!
「ROADA ROLLA DA」
-rolla rolla- naw PVC TUBE
Most companies: lets write a fun little jingle
Home Depot: lets make an absolute banger
This is perfect for my game! Thank you so much!
I gotta ask: why is home Depot suddenly a meme? Is it because they got a really catchy jingle? Man as a Lowe's employee I am outright envious.
“You step into my store, you build by my rules. After I’m finished with you, I will fix you to be what you could never have been.”
"Feel the knowledge of countless builders from multiple generations crash down upon you. You stood no chance the second you walked in my store. Prepare to be rebuilt for the future."
The line 'prepare to be rebuilt for the future' is top tier.
thanks you!@@chronodiem
damn the amount of effort in this is crazy
Absolute freaking masterpiece
Dude's about to craft Enkidnu with his own two hands with nothing but his hammer and nails, no matter what the ancient Babylonian gods say
I legit thought you stopped commenting on stuff
@PersonWithInternetAccess so did i
@@nxoxoxnxe1551i don't think this comment is gonna be famous
Oh my god your still qctive!
Shit it's Justin Y!
*steps into home Depot*
"Why do I hear boss music?"
Target: you will fight me? Pagh you and what army?
Home depot: *calls the dads*
Underrated comment
@@Skermish117 well it is new lol
I can see a game where you have to fight through a variety of minimum wage workplaces with managers/mascots as the boss of each stage. You could have a dollar store, supermarket, fast food restaurant, and a hardware store as stages.
"so tell me king of appliances, do you have enough tools in stock?"
As a Home Depot employee, this is what I hear when my managers call me into their office..
Edit: Lads, the battle has concluded. I lost.
Now I work at Lowe's lmao
You're no match for the power of the Home Depot it seems.
@@Not_interestEd- I shoulda prepared buff potions, I thought I was OP for the fight. It seems I was not.
You should always take extra wood, you always underestimate how much you need
This is awesome dude
We needed this
This needs to be a secret boss
In what? a home depot? Like I just go through an employee only door and this starts playing
@@mr.chickenz0466exactly
@@mr.chickenz0466it starts as soon as you enter it no matter how
His ultimate Noble Phantasm would be a rock or which would represent the first tool predating existence, and it rewrites and reconstructs reality in opposition to Gil's Ea.
Damn,it look more powerful than EA,EA only change the area to the First Era of earth
that's fucking cool
He's already got his own Gates of Babylon to match.
The home depot manager when i infiltrate the storage room
This is amazing
" He gave all his strength to fix what lay broken but only then did he realize what truly needed fixing and what he must build for it."
As you stand before the almighty Homer D. Poe, You remember your comerades that he has turned into his slaves.
You step forwards, and prepare your 4x4, hammer, and shovel. This is it, the final battle.
Let's Do This.
No way Home Depot has a mascot name *Homer D. Poe*
@@dreamlessnightmare lmao
@@dreamlessnightmareHe's the father of Down D. Stairs
@@dreamlessnightmare As a Home Depot worker, yes his name is Homer D. Poe. He has a wife named Daisy, and his dog is named Carl. Who knew a hardware store would have such deep lore? 😂
Yoooo this goes harrrrd! Not sure why this exists but I’m glad it does
yo if I got into a fight with a blacksmith and this plays I know i'm cooked
"Cleaning supplies?"
"You'll have to get through me first."
Yo this is so good! Please let me know if a extended version ever gets made, I wanna use it for my dnd campaign
Just chuck it on repeat and you'll be all good
WAIT IS THIS GONNA BE AN ACTUAL BOSS IN YOUR CAMPAIGN!?
Idkk if you still can or not but you should make this a secret boss!
I hope so it would be the funniest boss ever
@@epicstormchaserswf sad to say the campaign got canceled almost a year ago, one of the players were being extremely toxic and no one was having fun, including me. Several months later tho, we cut him off so I might give another try sometime
the art goes crazy though
This is so fire 🔥🔥🔥
is this the final boss of AdventNeon?
Shhhh... Wait until it happens...
“This warehouse, these isles, it is my home. And when you step through my doors pay your respects, for the great power of the Home Depot lives here.”
“Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer”
The power of holiday sales and catchy jingles empowers the home empire of the department of depots
Second phase Voice Line: I'll paint the patio rodeo red with your BLOOD!
Finisher: The boss is stunned and wildly throwing random objects all over the place. You run up a wooden plank, jump and dodge the flurry of nails, then grab a nail gun flying out of a portal and 360 headshot him
Judgment is upon you. Behold the crushing might of my Hammer of Rupture.
-Behold,
*Enuma Depot Elish!*
"People used me every day for construction needs... but now I must destroy"
Home Depot employees never aquired reverse building technique, but the infinite amount of saving and doing caused the employees to reflexively preform reverse build technique in order to avoid complaints. In other words, in the 4 minutes and 11 seconds after entering the store, the Home Depot employees are effectively invincible.
"I am the core of my store... Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have stocked over a thousand shelves. Unknown to returns nor known to backorders. Have withstood pain to direct countless customers. Yet, these hands will never build anything. So, as I pray... Unlimited Tool Works!"
Watch out he's forklift certified.
It's too late...
Haven't heard this one for a month or two. Forgot how good it is.
holy crap i wasn't expecting it to go this hard, WOW, that was amazing
The home Depot theme truly is one of the greatest musical compositions of our time.
This is rockin! That's so awesome how you can make music like this.
This music will play after breaking into the store one minute after it closed.
Also if you fall asleep in one of the beds there.
And if you are caught shoplifting.
...why so I love this so much?
"I have toiled to build this fate, for me, for the universe, for every builder who cries out for savings. I've gone too far to tolerate a termite in the wood work"
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who can’t stop thinking of this song YEARS after hearing it on the radio.
Wait. Why is this actually GOOD?! 😱
Not even joking this sounds awesome!!