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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @KUwUpa
    @KUwUpa Год назад +6581

    As a Christian myself, it is me, I'm the homosexual you are talking to online.
    On a serious note, being a queer Christian sure is wild. Seeing other "Christians" hate people for being the way they are in the name of the same God I believe in is upsetting though.

    • @Purple_addict_4_ever
      @Purple_addict_4_ever Год назад +42

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JuicedUpOyster
      @JuicedUpOyster Год назад +555

      god told us to love, not hate. people are wild indeed. sometimes its vise versa and extremists will flip the fuck out if they know that you're religous. people can never just get along 😞

    • @KUwUpa
      @KUwUpa Год назад +427

      @@JuicedUpOyster I sometimes entertain the idea that I can piss off both extremes at once just by existing and it gives me a bit of a power trip.

    • @V_ansy
      @V_ansy Год назад +159

      genuine question..how do u defeat crazy christians when they say homosexuality is a sin and ur going to hell?(if they have said that to u), i must know more to defend myself friend

    • @FunAngelo2005
      @FunAngelo2005 Год назад +92

      yes it is, as a Christian, I accept you into our religion

  • @ArchivedMegaByte
    @ArchivedMegaByte Год назад +4057

    "Why don't the atheists have their own language?" I like to believe this person just assumes everyone who speaks English is Christian lmao

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 Год назад

      English IS the atheist's language. Christians already have Hebrew that they can appropriate at their leisure. They can use that instead.

    • @pabloherranz1795
      @pabloherranz1795 Год назад +193

      Actually, in Spain, when someone is saying something that we Don't understand, we tell them to say It in Christian. So if they were talking in Spanish, they could have a point, lol.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Год назад +288

      it's just sad, cause English isn't the liturgical language of christianity; that's latin or greek for the most part.

    • @clintelkins9630
      @clintelkins9630 Год назад +136

      I speak English, took French for a semester, know a few sentences in German, 5 words in Russian, and the word cat in ancient Egyptian
      Wtf does that make me

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Год назад +32

      @@pabloherranz1795 They definitely need a backhand for that nonsense right there.

  • @TXRider
    @TXRider Год назад +1763

    LOL. My mother divorced BECAUSE she'd finally realized all the prayer and submitting in the world wouldn't change my emotionally/verbally abusive father. It took her years to get out of the whole "good Christian wife puts up and shuts up" thing and it was only when the continued abuse of both of us affected me that she really got things going.
    There would be more divorces in Christian communities if women weren't taught that they have to pray for their abusers.

    • @flavouredcorn2018
      @flavouredcorn2018 Год назад

      Same with islam man. My life is a fucking joke because of it and i can't do much about it without exposing myself to death threats and nasty ass theists and fear mongerors.

    • @shawn.the.alien423
      @shawn.the.alien423 Год назад +215

      I left the Baptist Church in 2000 because of something like that. My Mom left my Dad because he had a lot of drug problems at the time. Well, my sister and I were going to this Baptist church in Pigeon Forge TN, and my Mom decided to come with us (it was a rare Sunday that she didn't have to work). The preacher's wife came up to her and the first question she asked was "Where's your husband at?" My Mom explained that she had left him. The preacher's wife said that the marriage was more important than anything else (she left my Dad mostly for my safety), and that she could talk to my Dad and, if my Mom apologized for breaking up their marriage, see if my Dad would take her back. My Mom told her to go fuck herself and walked out. My sister and I followed. And since then, I've never stepped in another church with the exception of funerals.

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 Год назад +112

      ​@@shawn.the.alien423 Holy shit. Glad you're out of there mate, that sounds awful.

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 Год назад +8

      So it IS because of atheism! lmao

    • @allhailpotato960
      @allhailpotato960 Год назад +72

      @Shawn Partick I believe divorce is definitely needed and the Bible thing of “o no stay with you abuser” is one of the things that is such shit

  • @xenvid
    @xenvid Год назад +1357

    My parents are Christian and when I had doubts about my beliefs they said they just wanted me to be happy and loved me regardless. When I came out my dad was happy he could make more dad jokes.

    • @iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello
      @iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello Год назад

      unexpectedly wholesome on a video about religious nutcases who's ego is completely shattered if u dont believe in god

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Год назад +89

      Aww! That's so sweet!😊

    • @tomlynmathewsjr7514
      @tomlynmathewsjr7514 Год назад +204

      "Dad, I'm gay."
      "Sweet, double the dad jokes now!"

    • @CarrotY0utube
      @CarrotY0utube Год назад +99

      As a christian, correct response

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +62

      This was the good ending.

  • @Ratswithnointentions
    @Ratswithnointentions Год назад +257

    Kids, if you ever need to "submit to your husband (ignoring y'know, kink things,)" make it divorce papers.

    • @Jesus_two
      @Jesus_two 6 месяцев назад +11

      i fully support and condone this statement

    • @mcknight-e5c
      @mcknight-e5c 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@Jesus_two same....WAIT ARE YOU JESUS 2 THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL?!??!!?!?

    • @Jesus_two
      @Jesus_two 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@mcknight-e5c your my dad-damned right

    • @okima1911
      @okima1911 6 месяцев назад

      Wait till the moment when because of your submission you develop a kink based on this situation

    • @Mendel97
      @Mendel97 6 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@Jesus_two”my dad-damned right”
      You’re a genius!😂

  • @KyrusR
    @KyrusR Год назад +1109

    I genuinely feel sorry for the children who grow up with parents like this

    • @InfinityMakesVideos
      @InfinityMakesVideos Год назад +75

      In Brazil, a christian got mad at the Cuphead show just because it had the devil as a character ( he was mad because of the devil's intro song + the character ), and Christians wanted to cancel the show like, bruh.

    • @scottish_lunatic
      @scottish_lunatic Год назад +23

      @@InfinityMakesVideos wouldnt they have tried cancelling the game too?

    • @markdavis5893
      @markdavis5893 Год назад +15

      I would make myself a orphan

    • @Cucumber02746
      @Cucumber02746 Год назад +2

      @Eric Turner Same-

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад

      @@InfinityMakesVideos see I hate brazil

  • @Jhon_Human
    @Jhon_Human Год назад +389

    Remember if an eternity in hell is the only thing keeping you from being evil, you are evil.

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Год назад +79

      I've never understood christians that insist they wouldn't have morals if they weren't scared of god. like, aren't you just admitting something about yourself there? because the majority of the world nowadays isn't religious and the vast vast majority of those people don't have weird thoughts about harming others quite like you do

    • @Jhon_Human
      @Jhon_Human Год назад +37

      @@nyctomint yea, empathy isn't from religion, it's just from evolution.

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos 7 месяцев назад +51

      the number of religious apologists who literally argue that "Only fear of hell keeps me from raping, stealing, and murdering" and then think they are still good people horrifies me.

    • @modragon1936
      @modragon1936 7 месяцев назад +33

      A monster on a chain Is still a monster

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit 7 месяцев назад

      @@SirberusKhaos it's because God has instilled in you the inhibition to evil. That's why you feel nervous if you do something or entertain the idea of doing something wrong. At least you will if you haven't overwritten it and trained it out of you by repeatedly ignoring the conscience.
      It's not about a threat of hell. But because the price of sin shed God's blood, we seek to stamp it out, born of gratitude to Christ's generosity. An innocent man bearing sin's sting that a guilty one may turn their life around. For I was not free. The pull of evil prevented me from doing anything good, were it not for Christ's sacrifice, allowing us to commune with the Holy Spirit, experienced mainly as amplified sensitivity to right and wrong. For if evil stopped on the large scale of raping, stealing and murdering, then I would be blameless, but to entertain them on television, or to not intervene when they happen before our eyes, we share in the guilt even if we've "done nothing" - a coward, living in fear and not standing up for what's right. Evil prospers when the "good" do nothing. If you are not interested in wiping out evil right to the mental level, then you are not a true follower of Jesus Christ, for you are content merely to prune the overly lengthy branches of evil, but not pull the plant out of the ground completely. Otherwise it's no different than a quadriplegic version of Adolph Hitler. It's important, because if we are to be permitted to live for infinite time, it's long enough for the slightest spark of evil to mature to full grown blaze.

  • @SiameseSage08
    @SiameseSage08 Год назад +677

    On the "adam was tempted by eve by her nakedness" bit, before the fruit was eaten, neither of them really knew the concept of being naked because they felt no shame

    • @albertthompson5808
      @albertthompson5808 Год назад +135

      Exactly, like I'll freely admit that I haven't read the Bible but I know that eating the apple was the first sin. Besides, if it was Eve's 'fault' for eating the apple first after the Devil convinced her then it is Adam's fault for earing it as well. Or it was all the Devil's fault for misguiding and corrupting God's first mortal children. Neither of them had ever been lied to before, nor had they been mislead, tricked, or betrayed; so of course they would be naive.

    • @leefacetv845
      @leefacetv845 Год назад

      lmao yeah, i read the bible just to make arguments against christians. nothing is more satisfying than quoting the bible to win an argument against christians.

    • @Blaze_1379
      @Blaze_1379 Год назад +66

      @@albertthompson5808i could go on for genuine days about every flaw inconsistency contradiction and just straight up nonsense in the bible

    • @calook1334
      @calook1334 Год назад +2

      The Bible was misogynistic because it was written by men, all men, and only men. Even though God empowered many women to do his job like Ruth, Deborah, Jael, Mary, Martha, and many others, the Bible doesn't always record it that way. Men ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Candlemancer
      @Candlemancer Год назад +1

      ​@@albertthompson5808technically they had been lied to: God said the apple would kill them if they ate it. God lied and the serpent "deceived" them by... telling the truth?

  • @Ping0309
    @Ping0309 Год назад +450

    "Beware, you could be speaking to a homosexual online" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @NoahZaCat
      @NoahZaCat 7 месяцев назад +33

      Oh no! Not the homosexuals! Anything but them!

    • @ravensLitterbox
      @ravensLitterbox 7 месяцев назад +38

      And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
      He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
      [ Im gay btw]

    • @Jumhuriyat_Misr_al-Arabiyah
      @Jumhuriyat_Misr_al-Arabiyah 7 месяцев назад +1

      remove that last part before the fruitcakes or little kids come ​@@ravensLitterbox

    • @ravensLitterbox
      @ravensLitterbox 7 месяцев назад

      @@Jumhuriyat_Misr_al-Arabiyah haha do you mean the part abvout me being gay? eh its fine but i appreciate it, let the fruitcakes come ill tell them it aint even october yet

    • @modragon1936
      @modragon1936 7 месяцев назад +6

      As a Christian let me just say, to the post,
      And?

  • @PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi
    @PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi Год назад +910

    What I love about Robin is that he’s the ultimate wamen respecter. It makes me happy to see him stick up for us when someone else says some f*cked up sh*t about us.

    • @Gleowyn
      @Gleowyn Год назад

      He drinks his Respect Women juice daily.

    • @The_OwO_Shogun
      @The_OwO_Shogun Год назад +48

      I never drank sprite cranberry. I'm sure it wasn't as bad as my friend said it was. I'm glad Robin is defending sprite cranberry too.

    • @PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi
      @PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi Год назад +43

      @@The_OwO_Shogun sprite cranberry lives matter too ✊🏼

    • @xX_Frogii_Xx
      @xX_Frogii_Xx Год назад +7

      ​@@PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi hell yeah

    • @YungPickle01
      @YungPickle01 Год назад +14

      @@PinkxBunnixx-tk7fisprite lives matter✊🏻

  • @Lamp37820
    @Lamp37820 Год назад +524

    As my favorite artist once said in a song:
    "I don't hate religion, just what comes of extremism."

    • @Chubbasaurus
      @Chubbasaurus Год назад

      Extremists of all types are what ruin it for everyone.

    • @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon
      @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon Год назад +26

      Absolutely. Now I certainly cannot _hate_ them, I certainly don't like extremists of any kind that much. Both ends of all extremism are pretty much the same thing with a different coat of paint.

    • @1337ik_
      @1337ik_ Год назад +18

      extremists of any kind make me embarassed of who i am : ( what if people assume i'm like them??

    • @drakesword5214
      @drakesword5214 Год назад +1

      which song?

    • @Lamp37820
      @Lamp37820 Год назад +3

      @@drakesword5214
      Night table by e Dubble. Freestyle Friday 14 I believe.

  • @pumpkinsspicecowboy
    @pumpkinsspicecowboy Год назад +3142

    As a homosexual, I can confirm that we are in your favor, Robin

    • @feedle
      @feedle Год назад +147

      As a bisexual we are half in your flavor

    • @MrStellateWaffle
      @MrStellateWaffle Год назад +70

      ​@@feedle mind if I enjoy your flavor?~~

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Год назад +48

      As a straight dude , all I can do is warn you to be careful around the hypocrites.

    • @Fail-harold
      @Fail-harold Год назад +93

      As an asexual, we are not going to participate in this

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Год назад +57

      @@Fail-harold Watching from sidelines with popcorn and beverages.

  • @ibis03
    @ibis03 Год назад +122

    "I know ancient Greece followed Christianity"
    No way someone who knows at least something about history and religions would say anything like that

    • @Idkausernamelol69
      @Idkausernamelol69 6 месяцев назад +10

      It was ancient Rome iirc, and even then it wasn't until Constantine

    • @coindog6336
      @coindog6336 6 месяцев назад

      AC Odyssey takes place around 430 bce. Christianity didn't exist then. The op is dumb and lazy

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 6 месяцев назад +5

      Hahaha i saw that and thought: Okay he's not wrong after the 4th century. But mans was definitely referring to Greece before it was Roman so he's still wrong

  • @glocknessmonster115
    @glocknessmonster115 Год назад +423

    I think they forgot that the Greeks invented orgies, and it wasn’t until Roman’s came about that the women were invited to the orgies.

    • @alekzynot1678
      @alekzynot1678 Год назад +53

      Ah, history lessons in the comment sections of RUclips! What a wonderful thing!

    • @screaming_cat2007
      @screaming_cat2007 Год назад +28

      I chuckled at this and you made my day, thank you.

    • @glocknessmonster115
      @glocknessmonster115 Год назад +28

      @@screaming_cat2007 you’re welcome brotato chip

    • @screaming_cat2007
      @screaming_cat2007 Год назад +33

      @@glocknessmonster115 I am adding brotato chip to my vocabulary, my day is getting better and better

    • @skullphantom705
      @skullphantom705 Год назад +11

      This feels like a great thing to add to a fantasy world, thanks for the history lesson and the inspiration!

  • @Danap-mykaykat
    @Danap-mykaykat Год назад +409

    I’m not very religious, but I swear; Robin, if you ever remake the Bible but in your own words, I would 100% read it because “Making men rip their eyeballs out because their gaze is just weird” had me rolling 😂

    • @luckymuddypaw
      @luckymuddypaw Год назад +16

      GOOD NEWS!!! There might not be a whole bible, but I did find a book that is a play on the book of Psalms. It is great, ready to hear the name??
      The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes of Humanity's Total Failure

    • @Jack-px6mx
      @Jack-px6mx Год назад +16

      That is what Jesus said. He said if a part of you causes you to sin, then remove it so you can be sinless.

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 Год назад +9

      @@Jack-px6mx does that include bottom surgery? asking for a friend

    • @Jack-px6mx
      @Jack-px6mx Год назад +2

      @@asierx7047 What Jesus Christ says in this verse is usually taken to be metaphorical, so probably not.

    • @astraamarante6233
      @astraamarante6233 Год назад +11

      Actually, there is a verse I was reminded of recently
      Paraphrasing: "If a man gazes lustfully at a woman, he is to gouge his eyes out with spoons."
      I don't know where this verse is at all, but it makes sense and I think it was in the first part (half, not book) of the Bible, because it was full of uncompromising rules and extremely against any sort of adultery/cheating or just sexual behavior in general
      But I would love to read a Robin version of the Bible, it'd be easier to understand and absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Uncle_Smidge
    @Uncle_Smidge Год назад +287

    Little kid "feeling the holy spirit" was doing the absolute most to get out of his chores. He played his parents and I can respect that.

    • @CatBotBlaire
      @CatBotBlaire Год назад +29

      Reminds me of when my parents made up some bullshit about Obama making a holiday to pledge to him, and I pretended to be so upset I got out of class the day of this "holiday"

    • @Neuro_nActivation
      @Neuro_nActivation Год назад +2

      Time stamp, I don't remember this one

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis Год назад

      Kid is a trickster cleric XD

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis Год назад

      @@Neuro_nActivation 13:29

  • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
    @Sepi-chu_loves_moths Год назад +158

    The one about the day of the week is even crazier because the days of the week we currently use are based on the Norse gods

    • @m310grass
      @m310grass 7 месяцев назад +13

      Technically it's based on Roman gods because it's the Roman calendar, but we use the Norse God equivalents of said roman gods since English is a Germanic language

    • @TheRomanSkull
      @TheRomanSkull 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@m310grass wait, isn’t Thursday the day of Thor? Or is that a misconception?

    • @nigerianprinceajani
      @nigerianprinceajani 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@m310grassSunday and monday are named for sun and moon; saturday is named for Saturn; tuesday is for Tyr, wednesday for Wodan (Odin), thursday for Thor and friday for Frija/Frigg.
      The months are all named for Roman gods, emperors or numerals tho.

    • @m310grass
      @m310grass 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheRomanSkull It is because Thor is equated with Jupiter so its the Germanic equivilent

    • @m310grass
      @m310grass 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@nigerianprinceajani It's based on the roman system but with the germanic equivalents
      Tyr= Mars
      Woden= Mercury
      Thor= Jupiter
      Frigg= Venus
      Hence Spanish having
      Tuesday= Martes
      Wednesday= Miercoles
      Thursday= Jueves
      Friday= Viernes

  • @LinkTheFusky
    @LinkTheFusky Год назад +312

    I heard a good quote once I'm just remembering it "if somebody is truly good without the threat of damnation or the promise of paradise they truly are a good person, if someone is only good because of the promise of paradise and he threat of damnation they aren't truly a good person"

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +10

      Dare I say NO ONE is that good lol

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Год назад +24

      @@debeb5148 Wrong. MOST people are that good.

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Год назад +43

      I think of it this way: If you need to be threatened to be "good", you are not really being good. If you need to be threatened to be kind, you are not really kind.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +4

      @@protoborg Nah, everyone spends money on crap that makes no difference on anything. Wouldn't die for jackshit, and live spineless lives. Nobody's that good.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +3

      @@protoborg If you're that good, give yourself a pat on the back, you're one in a billion.

  • @Magikarpo
    @Magikarpo Год назад +1071

    As a Christian I do not claim that first man
    Edit: I'm so proud of how accepting some people are being in the comments!

    • @UraniumVulcan
      @UraniumVulcan Год назад +24

      👍

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 Год назад +32

      I second this

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 Год назад

      I dont think anyone except the people he brainwashed would claim him.

    • @solventsnake4476
      @solventsnake4476 Год назад +28

      Therd this

    • @Fruad_jo
      @Fruad_jo Год назад +78

      As an atheist I say we burn the wizard

  • @stoplookingatthisyougleepy
    @stoplookingatthisyougleepy 7 месяцев назад +103

    Christian: Holy shit! That person's drowning! I'll go save them!
    Athiest: Holt shit! That person's drowning! I'll go save them!

    • @Jesus_two
      @Jesus_two 6 месяцев назад +13

      I don't know what to do in that situation
      they'd just drown in wine

    • @trippingums
      @trippingums 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jesus_two very funny LARPer

    • @Jesus_two
      @Jesus_two 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@stoplookingatthisyougleepy nah I’m real

    • @dreadwitchqueen
      @dreadwitchqueen 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jesus_twodid you forget the password to jesus_one

    • @T-reximaAnimates
      @T-reximaAnimates 6 месяцев назад +11

      Hey, Hey, A Christian Is More likely To go: "I'll go to hell if I don't, so imma do it."
      An Atheist will be like: Holy Shit, That persons Drowning, LEMME SAVE EM!

  • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
    @user-oi2ef1fc9o Год назад +1301

    A little girl wanted to know what Canada looked like. Her dad tore a map of Canada out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of Ryan Renolds on the back and when I put him back, our country just came together.” Amen 🙏

    • @PossumInBoots
      @PossumInBoots Год назад +90

      AMEN, SIBLINGS

    • @victoralexandervinkenes9193
      @victoralexandervinkenes9193 Год назад +49

      God bless

    • @andreamuggloy
      @andreamuggloy Год назад +38

      inspiring

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 Год назад +81

      A little girl wanted to know what the Canada Parliament looked like. Her dad tore a map of the Canada Parliament out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of an SS member on the back and when I put him back, our country's parliament just came together.” Amen 🙏

    • @victoralexandervinkenes9193
      @victoralexandervinkenes9193 Год назад +23

      @@noveled_1 You got me on the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis Год назад +276

    19:08 The Bible explicitly says that Adam and Eve noticed they were naked only AFTER eating the fruit (and that was when they decided to cover up to hide their nakedness from God when he visited - something they did not do before, and that immediately let him know something fishy was going on). This basically implies that they didn't have anything in their brain that was connected to nakedness either. They were like children. They had no clue that being naked was somehow 'inappropriate' - it was the fruit that gave them that understanding.

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 Год назад +34

      Yeah it was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, partaking in the fruit gave the knowledge to them
      Don’t quote me on the name I don’t remember the exact words

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Год назад +4

      ​@@Rocco049 indeed

    • @tenderandmoist5011
      @tenderandmoist5011 Год назад

      God is a freak fr

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Год назад +35

      They were also the only two people at the time and comfortable with each other. Who the hell could they make feel uncomfortable? Like they eat the knowledge and went "Oh shit, better hide our shame from the guy who sculpted us, molded our our genitalia. He probably minds at all."

    • @rafaelsueyro7825
      @rafaelsueyro7825 Год назад +5

      sooo.... he didnt knew already.... so he´s not really that omniscient....

  • @the_horror_fanatic6024
    @the_horror_fanatic6024 Год назад +339

    Can we just appreciate Jenny's sense of humor for a sec? I had to stifle a laugh when that spinner stopped and the metal pipe crash played.

  • @Lefty-Loki
    @Lefty-Loki Год назад +33

    11:36 Grew up Christian, the only class that stayed in my mind was when our teacher told us about how some of the most selfless people are atheist, and explained to us that you just need to be a good person, I think I was lucky to get that bible teacher on sundays.

  • @MrChainsawAardvark
    @MrChainsawAardvark Год назад +241

    The term for the little devil on your shoulder is "Cacodemon" Yes those red orbs from Doom are named from actual mythology. Meanwhile, the good aligned counterpart is an Agathodaemon.

    • @sophielivesinabluemoon2639
      @sophielivesinabluemoon2639 Год назад +7

      Thank you for the info!

    • @riley4501
      @riley4501 Год назад +3

      Interesting!

    • @meowsmyths
      @meowsmyths Год назад +5

      ooh i like u (starting my bachelor's in Anthropology, just glad to see someone else who researches)

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 Год назад +3

      I did not know that

    • @420316777666
      @420316777666 Год назад +14

      Now I have an image in my head of the cacodemon from Doom sitting on my shoulder telling me to do bad things and an angel on the other one

  • @blondievont
    @blondievont Год назад +256

    i’m an atheist and the ONLY time I felt like there was a genuine connection between me and religion was during my grandfather’s funeral. The priest took us grandchildren aside, asked us about our favorite memories, then after listening thanked our grandfather for being a good grandfather. I never cried so hard before.

    • @Snekelord12
      @Snekelord12 Год назад +8

      Rip blondievonts grandpa 🕊️

    • @andreamuggloy
      @andreamuggloy Год назад +3

      My condolences.

    • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
      @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 Год назад

      I went through my grandpas funeral when I was little, I hardly knew him but I was there when he lost his battle to cancer. I cried so much I can’t imagine how much you must’ve cried. My condolences to you and your family

    • @Hdhdjdudh-fv5jk
      @Hdhdjdudh-fv5jk Год назад +1

      Jesus loves you

    • @tealtalonflame4281
      @tealtalonflame4281 Год назад +18

      ​@@Hdhdjdudh-fv5jkDid you read the comment?
      The point is not whether a religous figure loved someone, but that the original commenter and their family loved each other!
      They spoke to someone who acted as a bridge between greif of loss and memories of love. The love that these family members had for each other is the focal point, not the religion that showboats it. Hells, if you made the religion any other one, it would still work! Jewish, Catholic, Muslim- hells, even the Greek Gods! None of it changes the story.
      Religions aren't inherently meaningful- They are given meaning. By comforting someone from their grief, By giving people a new perspective, By being a safe place for those who are scared or lost or alone.
      Jesus might love someone, but what matters more is the love that family had for each other.
      I'm sorry for the comment length, but I feel it's important to say anyway. I could be responding to a Bot for all I know, but I don't really care. At least I put my thoughts on religion into writing, and that brings me some comfort.
      I hope both the OP and the person I'm responding to have a good day/night.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 Год назад +1487

    I feel like God’s gender shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

    • @marc_250
      @marc_250 Год назад +211

      True. God is god.

    • @runningthemeta5570
      @runningthemeta5570 Год назад +64

      @@marc_250 thank you

    • @Slushiii6804
      @Slushiii6804 Год назад

      Welcome to the Christian patriarchy

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 Год назад +216

      I would expect them to be beyond something like pronouns, if they're omnipotent, then aren't they everything?

    • @Hugo-ns5uh
      @Hugo-ns5uh Год назад +67

      God is a spirit spirits dont have genders

  • @scp-1906theremainofachair
    @scp-1906theremainofachair Год назад +91

    A little girl wanted to know what Germany looked like. Her dad tore a map of Germany out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of Adolf Hitler on the back and when I put him back, our country just came together.” Amen 🙏

  • @spectoestis3106
    @spectoestis3106 Год назад +153

    I'm the homosexual you're talking to online. It's me. Every time.

  • @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2
    @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2 Год назад +140

    3:25 I think the funniest thing is that by putting that book in their foundation, they're actually creating a weak spot rather than making it stronger.

    • @retroryan838
      @retroryan838 Год назад +9

      Also, houses now are quite a bit weaker than houses from 50 years ago.

    • @Duckbusinessman
      @Duckbusinessman Год назад +22

      @@retroryan838obviously because they always put bibles in them 50 years ago.

    • @ogluqqychess4452
      @ogluqqychess4452 Год назад +2

      @@Duckbusinessman take my like and leave🤣

  • @Evolved_Skeptic
    @Evolved_Skeptic Год назад +80

    I do love the ignorance of the t-shirt at [9:20]. Especially since the days of the week are named after Pagan, Norse & Roman gods...
    Pagan: *Sun & Moon*
    Norse: *Tyre, Wotan (Odin), Thor & Frigga*
    Roman: *Saturn*

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Год назад +6

      Norse, Roman, and Germanic gods actually.
      FYI: The Germanic name is Tiu. Norse would be Tyr. In Old English it is Tiw.

    • @Evolved_Skeptic
      @Evolved_Skeptic Год назад +2

      @@protoborg Interesting. As the borders of various nations didn't really exist until much later, there was some overlap between the different cultures.

  • @honeyy_vixen
    @honeyy_vixen Год назад +85

    i grew up christian, but in a catholic school. my parents are extremely religious
    and when i was being traumatized and crying every day for an entire year (i wish i wasnt kidding), i was incredibly religious and prayed as much as i could, praying for a friend or someone to understand me or for my dad to just listen and try to understand what i was going through
    but every single time, i was met with silence. at the age of 10, my prayers went from "please, give me strength to keep going" to "god can you please kill me in my sleep"
    because i was so tired and mentally exhausted that i just.. i wanted to end it and i think the only reason i didnt was because i didnt know how.
    it eventually ended, but not after i was broken, my relationship with my father destroyed, i developed severe depression that many years later i am still struggling with, and since i was struggling so badly, i wasnt able to process any of my education due to the stress. to this day, i still struggle with multiplication. its like skipping a grade.
    after that i was still religious, but just out of fear. i was almost certain that hell couldn't have been as bad as what i went through, but i was still terrified of what literally everyone told me about hell. it felt like i was being forced onto my knees to submit to a god who left me to die.
    and if youre curious about what exactly was so traumatizing that itd have that much of an effect on me,, i couldnt tell you.
    my mind has almost *completely* blocked it from my memory. i only have one strong memory, little bits and pieces of like, screenshots, and rantings from me, years after it happened (think 12-13) while i was sizzling with anger at the god i was forced to trust.
    im almost an atheist just because i hate him, not because i dont believe in him. maybe the bible is true (i wouldnt bet on it, though), but the interpretations that christians and catholics have must be way off, or theyre very right and we are living in a dystopia where our creator is a selfish, greedy, hateful god.
    anyways, thats it really
    edit: if youre curious, my parents know that im no longer a christian, and my mom seems like shes trying to seed in little bits of religion in our conversations, but i can shut it down. my dad sat me down and talked to me about how he never had the chance to not be a believer, since his mom was so harsh with him, and said that he'll let me explore, and be able to find myself, instead of hammering religion into my head. gave me the story of how he became a believer a few days after in the car, but hes still accepting. its better than it could be.

    • @Toon_Topaz
      @Toon_Topaz Год назад +10

      I'm so sorry you went through that, your parents should have listened to you
      I wish you the best in life now

    • @themanhimself3499
      @themanhimself3499 7 месяцев назад +1

      I wish the best for you

    • @Baconcatboy
      @Baconcatboy 6 месяцев назад

      In my church we recently had a very powerful sermon that explained "rauhassa" and how Jesus calmed a storm within an instant after panicked fishermen kept begging him to wake up. Basically Jesus said, "what? Did you not have faith?" Patience was the key of this sermon. You have suffered friend and there's peace (Rauhassa) waiting for you friend. Have faith and keep pushing. 🙏🏼

    • @limyarplane1991
      @limyarplane1991 6 месяцев назад +4

      im so grateful that I grew up in a agnostic family where religion wasn't even a discussion or talked about and where i was allowed to make my own choices and conclusions as an adult. seeing story's like this just reminds me how predatory and damaging organized religion can be. especially when you beat it into a child and basically indoctrinate them while they are to young to keep them from being able to make decisions on there own when they are older. really makes you wonder how much better this world would be if organized religions just let people grow up and come to there own conclusions instead of shoving stuff down there throat and forcing them to believe think and act a particular way. faith or lack of it should be something you come to on your own terms as an adult independent of other's. not something you have to force down every childs throat and fill them with religious trauma and fear. cause all of this, just shows that organized religion doesn't spread true faith, it uses cult tactics to force people to act and think a specific way with zero variation.

    • @Baconcatboy
      @Baconcatboy 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@limyarplane1991 Organized religion itself isn't evil. It's the people in it that are evil. The bible never should cause harm to your life but it gives me hope and helps me cope. I think that religion is important for society to have good morals.

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie Год назад +411

    Some Christians: Atheists would let people die because of darwinism
    Those same christians: Oh he's dying. It must be God's plan.
    To the chill Christians reading this, thank you for being respectful for all types of people. I'm sorry ya'll have to be grouped in with the crazies.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +9

      They're free to actually reflect on their archaic, untrue belief whenever they want. Till then, couldn't care less

    • @Neuro_nActivation
      @Neuro_nActivation Год назад

      As an atheist, I need to ask, where the fuck did they took it from? We absolutely never let anybody die because of Darwin, atheists were and still are people seeking for knowledge
      Sorry for bad English btw

    • @queenofyasrabien
      @queenofyasrabien Год назад

      @@debeb5148 there have been thousands if not millions of different deities and gods who where worshipped by humans and you believe that somehow yours is the only right one because you're convinced jesus himself told you when you were laying in bed with a 40 degree celicius fever? that's some heavy ass main character syndrome. and isn't the whole thing of christianity to spread love, be kind and have empatyh for others? you're literally failing your own beliefs. embarrassing

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Год назад +12

      why are both the replies to this comment completely incomprehensible and why are there two more comments that youtube has hidden

    • @Neuro_nActivation
      @Neuro_nActivation Год назад +2

      ​@bruhiman1092new language just dropped 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @limbo_was_here
    @limbo_was_here Год назад +210

    Fun fact for 9:23! The days of the week are named after Norse gods! Friday is Fria’s day, Thursday is Thor’s day and so on. (I’m sorry if I spelled Fria’s name wrong)

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 Год назад +39

      Wait until the conservatives find out.

    • @thesuperjacobshow8151
      @thesuperjacobshow8151 Год назад +38

      Wednesday is Odin's day because English is a terrible language.

    • @cowsharkdefin6376
      @cowsharkdefin6376 Год назад +28

      That's actually cuz in Old English Odin is spelled Woden. Modern English is insane but OE was logical. Things got wacky after the Norman Invasion.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Год назад +16

      Well, technically, after Germanic gods. We just know the Norse ones best because they were the ones most distant from christian centers, and thus Norse documentation survived best. the Old English form of Freya was Friġ, pronounced approximately 'freey', from whence, yes, Friday. Then there's Tuesday, which is after Tiw, the god of war. you might be more familiar with him under the name Tyr.
      Thursday, on the other hand, is more likely to be originally from Old Norse than Friday and Tuesday, since our version of the Thunder god was Thunor.
      And, as someone else mentioned, there's Woden, the Old English form of Odinn, for Wednesday, hence why the damned thing is spelt like that instead of 'Wensday'.

    • @frigginresulrum
      @frigginresulrum Год назад

      Doesn't stop there, a few of them are also named after saturn, sun and moon. Months are all fuckey too. Caesars pushing each other out of the way and fucking things up...notice how months 9-12 are named after numbers 7-10?

  • @upsidedownauz4806
    @upsidedownauz4806 Год назад +990

    ive said it before and i'll say it again: as a christian, we dont claim these people. we love thy neighbor no matter what; gay, straight, trans, cis, deaf, blind, left, right, man, woman, non-conforming, black, white, everyone! people are people, and if you believe in a god, your god loves you, no matter who you are! if you dont, then you are still worthy of love and an amazing person! :)

    • @TheKaoticFoxi23
      @TheKaoticFoxi23 Год назад +44

      This made me so happy.
      Thank you so much for this comment :]

    • @fawna_lariat
      @fawna_lariat Год назад

      And you're exactly the kind of Christians we need more of! It's people like you that remind me that it's not the religion as a whole that's bad, it's just the over-zealous fruitcakes.

    • @bluefake_or_smt
      @bluefake_or_smt Год назад +40

      Its nice to see that at least some people follow the tents their religion is originally based on instead of abusing it to treat people like shit for personal gain or even no reason. But I have a little question: What makes you believe that god is the good and loving father you all held him for? I don't want to be offensive or anything, it just interests me. I mean, isn't he responsible for all people including ones that commited/still commit unforgivable crimes against humanity? Also, its been quite a long time since he has interacted in any way with this world, even tho there were many moments where his help might had prevented much pain in the world, along with the fact that we drive with 180 down a cliff and does not seem to care. Wouldn't it be more likely that he abandoned us or even tries to erradicate us bc we are a bunch of dumb pricks that have betrayed his words and tends many many times throughout history?

    • @clintelkins9630
      @clintelkins9630 Год назад +2

      Thanks mate 👍

    • @MilAirframes408
      @MilAirframes408 Год назад +5

      God loves no matter what.

  • @leothebackgroundsheep3010
    @leothebackgroundsheep3010 Год назад +19

    19:05 How would Eve's nakedness have tempted Adam. There were no clothes back then. He'd been seeing her naked all the f*****g time!

    • @Funment2
      @Funment2 5 месяцев назад +4

      They also forget it would be the other way around as well. Adam was also naked

  • @saraellis7294
    @saraellis7294 Год назад +121

    Its almost like they all forget the whole "love everyone like I loved you" line,just so they can complain about people who piss them off by not agreeing with them

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +12

      Remember, only 140 thousand are actually going to heaven, according to the Bible. None of these people are going to heaven if it exists anyway lmfao

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +2

      @@CJGoon1 Most of them are really just unworthy even if there was a Christ

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +3

      @@CJGoon1 Literally every chrstian does that though lol. Not just the gay ones. The Bible tells you not to grow long hair and never EVER described Jesus having long hair lol

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +2

      @@CJGoon1 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them" (Matthew 5:17).
      He fulfilled every single one of the 613 laws of the old testament, so he didn't have long hair

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@CJGoon1 “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
      Matthew 10:37

  • @Moonwalker2923
    @Moonwalker2923 Год назад +705

    Being a queer Christian is so fun because I’m super open minded and get to laugh at all these other Christians. Some of them are really insane. I do feel kinda bad for the people who were just raised a certain way, though. I mean, they don’t know any better.

    • @alphabravo424
      @alphabravo424 Год назад +51

      I agree, was in a Baptist school where even santa Claus was considered the devil's helper, and the LGBTQIA community was hated, even though the Bible says not to judge.

    • @kirillzakharov7336
      @kirillzakharov7336 Год назад +11

      @@alphabravo424 that's what all religion is

    • @6Shots_ofEspresso
      @6Shots_ofEspresso Год назад +35

      @@alphabravo424 but santa claus is based on st nicolas😭😭

    • @spectoestis3106
      @spectoestis3106 Год назад +3

      Same, man

    • @alphabravo424
      @alphabravo424 Год назад +23

      @@6Shots_ofEspresso ye, oh and the irony They bought coca cola cans which in winter have Santa's face plastered on them

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman Год назад +72

    Dayum; that was a good response by the Avalanche. Rather than backing themselves into a corner with a yes or not, they instead went the "this isn't about you route". Fantastic.

    • @whymyguy4577
      @whymyguy4577 Год назад +5

      as if the avs didn't give me enough hope last season, this makes me like them even more, and i don't even follow sports that much.

  • @fivenightsatmimikus7508
    @fivenightsatmimikus7508 Год назад +35

    I have one thing to say about these people:
    “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 9 месяцев назад +1

      The fact that the man who said this is constantly being mistaken for Jesus by these people make what said even more on point.

    • @Jesus_two
      @Jesus_two 6 месяцев назад

      I feel complimented that I'm compared to someone as great as Liam Neeson

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Год назад +577

    This is one of my favorites... Alright Robin, let us all embrace the ANGY towards these religious nuts. Getting angry at their nuttery is entirely justified.

    • @Ghostfighter797
      @Ghostfighter797 Год назад +21

      LET THE RAGE COMMENCE

    • @darkmatterburger
      @darkmatterburger Год назад +23

      It makes me even angrier as a Christian who isn’t a nut job

    • @Ghostfighter797
      @Ghostfighter797 Год назад +12

      @@darkmatterburger SAME

    • @pabloherranz1795
      @pabloherranz1795 Год назад +2

      ​@@darkmatterburger Yeah, our communities need a chill pill.

    • @JuicedUpOyster
      @JuicedUpOyster Год назад +8

      @@pabloherranz1795 everyone needs a chill pill. god told us to love, not to hate after all

  • @mythicbird2921
    @mythicbird2921 Год назад +197

    Some people make me sad when they say their christian, when no, they're not, they're just delusional. It also makes me worried about being criticized for my own christianity.

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant Год назад +6

      Scotland is that way ----->

    • @MilAirframes408
      @MilAirframes408 Год назад +6

      Like the Westboro Baptist Church

    • @devinohanlon5501
      @devinohanlon5501 Год назад

      The dingbats are just the loud minority,the rest of y'all are just normal people

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer Год назад +10

      Saddest part is their behavior is pretty consistent throughout history. Remember the witch trials, their method of checking was to tie the person to rocks and throw them in the water. If they sank they were safe but if they floated they were burnt alive.

    • @darkiusmc979
      @darkiusmc979 Год назад +5

      My sister says she's comforted by the last sentence, because she is also hesitant to say she's Christian because most people only see the shitty ones.
      She also feels the same way about admitting she likes Steven Universe because of that show's awful fanbase, which seems relevant given your profile picture.

  • @caspermadlener4191
    @caspermadlener4191 Год назад +393

    As a Dutch person, I am always confused when Americans refer to leftists as liberals, since it would mean financial freedom in the Netherlands.
    Being a liberal means being economically right-wing in the Netherlands.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад

      We're so far skewed to the right that much of the country thinks actual Conservatives are full fledged Communists because they don't know what either term means and just do as they're told without thinking about it.

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 Год назад +60

      Us Americans just don't learn English correctly.

    • @thePhoenixQueen
      @thePhoenixQueen Год назад +26

      Because America and the Netherlands are two different places where words have different meanings?

    • @autismreal4
      @autismreal4 Год назад

      In here, it means you aren’t those “people”. I can’t explain it further, look it up idk.

    • @gabrielneves6602
      @gabrielneves6602 Год назад +17

      Same in Brazil, usa is pretty fucked dup

  • @MarktheKng
    @MarktheKng Год назад +15

    "Ancient Greece followed Christianity! Ancient Greece was not gay!"
    Sapho, Achilles and Patroclus, Dionysus and Prosymnus, Apollo and Hyacinth, and more: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ReplyToMeIfUrRetarded
      @ReplyToMeIfUrRetarded Год назад

      medieval greece was christian, RETARÐ
      dionysus and achilles are satanic.

  • @tazman5129
    @tazman5129 Год назад +112

    2:40
    "How did you finish the all green puzzle so quickly?"
    "Well, the back of the puzzle was a picture of Nicholas Cage in a banana costume, and when i put him back, it all came together."

    • @crybaby_M00N
      @crybaby_M00N Год назад +2

      Lmao

    • @acupofmayo
      @acupofmayo Год назад +6

      Now I want to see Nicholas cage in a banana suit

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 6 месяцев назад +1

      Love how this can be viewed as the person issuing the challenge is an idiot, and that the puzzle is a picture of Banana Cage, with a green backside.

  • @SingeStheos
    @SingeStheos Год назад +552

    Dude, as a Muslim, I feel so sorry for women. The discrimination, misogyny, sexism, it's so rampant. The Hadith, the Qiblah, the Quran, it's horrifying at times. Don't forget about Iran (I think) making it legal for employers to confiscate their female employee's passports and *effectively keeping them as slaves*.

    • @vitricewashington6510
      @vitricewashington6510 Год назад +19

      It's stuff like this that makes me think of the serenity prayer - god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. It's a very true statement. Fight for what's right, know when to walk away. Doesn't mean you don't care.

    • @Thesilliestkid
      @Thesilliestkid Год назад +2

      Im Muslim but I dunno what the Hadith and the Qiblah is

    • @SingeStheos
      @SingeStheos Год назад +7

      @@Thesilliestkid Hadith is like the book of Judges in the Bible. Qiblah is prayer guidelines.

    • @Thesilliestkid
      @Thesilliestkid Год назад +2

      @@SingeStheos ohhh okay

    • @tuukkakontiainen5638
      @tuukkakontiainen5638 Год назад +5

      The Qibla is the direction of prayer. If you're really muslim, please tell me how many raka'at are in surah al fatihah

  • @abbzehx
    @abbzehx Год назад +108

    i went to a church of england secondary school (i'm not religious, it just offered the best non-private/public school education) and one of the verses we learnt the most was jesus', 'my father's house has many rooms'. we were taught that it means that jesus (and god by extension) doesn't care what beliefs you have, what creed or sexuality or whatever, because so long as you did the best you could in life to try to be a good person, there would be a room for you in heaven. for all that these people profess to be christians and followers of god and jesus, i have never once seen any of these people use this verse.

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 Год назад +13

      Interesting. I’ve never seen that verse be interpreted like that before. The only time I’ve heard anyone use it is to express that “Heaven is really hecking big”

    • @peterhumphreys9201
      @peterhumphreys9201 Год назад +5

      I was told exactly the same, and that interpretation does fit the context - Jesus is saying that everyone can get in to Heaven.

    • @Slushiii6804
      @Slushiii6804 Год назад +5

      That's actually really sweet ngl 🥲

    • @MilAirframes408
      @MilAirframes408 Год назад

      The vast majority of us do, we just don’t scream at people on twitter about it like these people.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Год назад +1

      What verse is that?
      Im gonna need it for reference

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 7 месяцев назад +51

    11:36
    Athiest: "Oh no that man is drowning! He's going to die if I don't do something!"
    Christian: "Good. He is being sent to God, and will live for eternity in heaven." Continues eating lunch.

    • @anthonygamer-jg3wn
      @anthonygamer-jg3wn 6 месяцев назад +11

      I think the most horrible thing to do is try debate religon hate with more religion hate like bro both of them would save the drowning man.

    • @furr63
      @furr63 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@anthonygamer-jg3wn fighting fire with oil

    • @bunnygamereal
      @bunnygamereal 6 месяцев назад +1

      that's the true text

    • @anthonygamer-jg3wn
      @anthonygamer-jg3wn 6 месяцев назад

      @@furr63 true

    • @Wasteofenlightment104
      @Wasteofenlightment104 6 месяцев назад

      Fighting hate with hate is like protecting yourself from bein electrecuted with water

  • @The_Void0001
    @The_Void0001 Год назад +132

    I love how a lot of christians (not all) say that God is good and forgiving, yet if you don't worship them and obey their every command, you are going to get punished eternally...

    • @RadSense
      @RadSense Год назад +44

      Or how they use the term “unconditional” wrong 😂

    • @grahamquzeul8678
      @grahamquzeul8678 Год назад

      Good and forgiving, yet it throws a temper tantrum and floods a country like a toddler dumping water on a sandcastle because not enough believed in it.

    • @imzesok
      @imzesok Год назад +25

      @@RadSense come to think of it... they use a lot of words wrong. like inerrant, and truth.

    • @zacmayes2802
      @zacmayes2802 Год назад +28

      I'm atheist myself, but I heard this really good interpretation of hell. Some guy basically said "Heaven" is eternity with God while "Hell" is eternal separation. God respects your beliefs, and since you distanced yourself from him all your life, he did you a solid and distanced you from him eternally. Again, I'm atheist, but I like hearing from both sides. Both give pretty good points and interpretations.

    • @winterunderscore
      @winterunderscore Год назад +14

      @@zacmayes2802 ive never heard of hell being interpreted like that before, and i love it, as an atheist myself.

  • @stilltoomanyhats
    @stilltoomanyhats Год назад +103

    10:33 the other donkey replied: "Holy shit, a talking donkey!"

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity Год назад +17

      "Gary, you are not over 2000 years old"

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Год назад +1

      The aristocrats.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 Год назад +166

    As a Christian, I literally do not care who or what you are as long as you're not hurting anyone. I understand that there are A LOT of religious fruitcakes, I promise we're not all like that. Just be a decent person and we're all set. :)

    • @retro3188
      @retro3188 Год назад +18

      Great. I’m an autistic atheist who supports the LGBTQ+ community and secular folks, is pro-choice, opposes hypocrisy and injustice, and is just here for the fun.
      You’re a good person, and I wish you the best!

    • @Chubbasaurus
      @Chubbasaurus Год назад +12

      ​@@retro3188 Hypocritical Christians are one of the things that really enrage me.

    • @lol......................
      @lol...................... Год назад

      ​@@retro3188 and im an atheist who is pro life
      anti lgbtq
      por other religions
      (at some extend )

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +2

      ​@@Chubbasaurus That would be 100% of Christians my friend, including all them in the comments, and the Op.
      1 Corinthians 13:4-7 "Love is patient, love is kind, it does not boast....it keeps no records of right or wrongs,"
      "For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil”
      Ecclesiastes 12:14
      So how is it not love when a person keeps count, but it is when God does the exact thing the very book says love isn't? It's full of hypocrisy like this

    • @Jack-px6mx
      @Jack-px6mx Год назад

      ​@@debeb5148Do not assume that God need follow the rules for us. He is above us in every way imaginable.

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor Год назад +6

    11:48 realistic version:
    Atheist and normal Christian: “oh no I better save that guy because I have empathy and I am a human just like him
    Extreme Christian: “this man is unfit to see gods kingdom he is suffering for his sins!!1!1”

  • @haruekferreira8942
    @haruekferreira8942 Год назад +66

    Also, shout out to editor Kenny for making so many of Robins angry cursing into hilarious bits on all the videos! You are doing God's work here!

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG Год назад +2

      The spinning wheel was the best

  • @TheKittyQueen3120
    @TheKittyQueen3120 Год назад +72

    love thy neighbors doesn't just apply to the people you like

    • @mx.america1164
      @mx.america1164 Год назад +9

      I’ve been saying this my whole goddamn life, finally someone said it

  • @omenhasaheadache
    @omenhasaheadache Год назад +130

    Gotta say as a witch, symbolically putting a Bible in the foundation like that feels pretty damn witchy

  • @JCBassCovers
    @JCBassCovers Год назад +13

    The absolute psychopathy that it takes to think that someone deserves eternal punishment just because they don't follow your fairy tale is something that needs to be studied...and probably medicated tbh LOL

    • @JCBassCovers
      @JCBassCovers 7 месяцев назад +1

      @Tiredturtles747 If the shoe fits

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 7 месяцев назад +2

      IT'S SO DUMB BECAUSE IT'S LIKE
      "ooh god is so all-loving and all-powerful"
      *has no choice but to toss you into eternal torment*

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos 7 месяцев назад +2

      realizing they had the change the medical definition of some disorders t include an exception that believing in an establish religion meant you were not Technically cray even if you thought you could magically change the world with your magical rituals. which is otherwise at least borderline disorder thinking. literally there was a meeting where people with degrees sat around and sai "Wait out listing of what make you crazy includes virtually all strong believers in the most common religions of our current world. how can we fix this?"

    • @anthonygamer-jg3wn
      @anthonygamer-jg3wn 6 месяцев назад

      One thing that i hate about these comments is that could please not hate on the religion and hate on yhe bad people because calling religion "fairy tale" is a very horrible thing to say and makes you also the part of the problem.

    • @JCBassCovers
      @JCBassCovers 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@anthonygamer-jg3wn I'm not going to sit here and pretend like gods and devils are real just to appease some people. If your faith is truly strong, then my comments won't bother you.

  • @DoubleRealitian
    @DoubleRealitian Год назад +79

    "Life's too short to deal with people who think you're sub-human" || Emkay 2023
    This is a quote i will live by now.

  • @liamwhite3522
    @liamwhite3522 Год назад +54

    15:18 That sounds like something a priest would say to a child to explain why what they're about to do is fine actually. "No, you see, men *need* sex every 72 hours, and I'm nearly at that limit."

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Год назад +5

      Imagine a world where sex is both necessary and constant.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@protoborg If you don't think that the one we are living in now, Jesus.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@protoborg wait maybe you mean that through your sarcasm lol

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 Год назад +1

      ​@@protoborgVulcan

    • @criesandthrowsuponthefloor608
      @criesandthrowsuponthefloor608 Год назад +2

      ​@@protoborg i like to think that if you dont get it you just explode

  • @st4rri_skies
    @st4rri_skies Год назад +43

    The post about the Greeks killed me so bad inside seeing as I've been into researching the gods, goddesses, nymphs, etc. lately. Plus the gods/goddesses in Olympus are pretty well known even by name

    • @imamorp7980
      @imamorp7980 Год назад +9

      Ancient Greece fell in 146 BCE.
      Jesus was born 146 years later.
      Something doesn't quite add up here

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Год назад +4

      ​@@imamorp7980 Nah nah nah, BCE means...uh. Before Cheese Existed. Obviously

    • @imamorp7980
      @imamorp7980 Год назад +6

      @@iamacatperson7226 Thanks for the info, I will definitely be using cheese calendar from now on.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Год назад

      @@imamorp7980 Good

    • @osinternals
      @osinternals 10 месяцев назад

      @@imamorp7980 Don't forget CE which means "Cheese Existed"

  • @SkycometAnimeVamp
    @SkycometAnimeVamp Год назад +97

    My asexuality seems to confuse Christians to no end. Like they’re torn between lauding my v1rginity and being horrified that I’m uninterested copulating with a hypothetical husband so I can be a baby machine for the lord. Lmao 😂. It’s really entertaining to watch

    • @Metal_SandwichMadness
      @Metal_SandwichMadness 7 месяцев назад +7

      YES ITS THE SAME FOR ME LMAO except im a guy (trans) (and also not heterosexual/heteroromantic) so i got old Christian conservatives with pitchforks, torches, and bibles they bought off of eBay chasing me online chanting bible verses like they’re rallies

    • @Justapikachu577
      @Justapikachu577 7 месяцев назад +6

      Oh nooo im not fuckinggg how strange (looks at Nuns.)

    • @Baconcatboy
      @Baconcatboy 6 месяцев назад

      As a Christian no I'm not confused 😐

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 6 месяцев назад

      @@Baconcatboythey probably ment evangelicals (the crazy ones)

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 6 месяцев назад

      Oh no. Don't tell people about the fact that in the middle ages, monasteries were havens for aero and ace people and homosexuals who couldn't live openly for the threat of persecution or forced marriages!
      Don't tell them about notable most likely aroace Xstian saints like catherine of Sienna, Saint Augstine, Francis of Assisi or Edward the Confessor who built the *Westminster freakin Abbey*
      And whatever you do DON'T tell them about probably areoace people in the bible like The prophets Jeremiah, Elijah Elisha, Anna and the superapostle *Saul of Tarsus* who is credited of writing 1/4 of the new testament including a famous quote were he wishes that everyone could just not want sex or romantic desires like him but he admits that most people can't live the life of a voluntary celibate unless they "were like him"
      1 Corinthians 7:7

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 Год назад +40

    Nothing like “love thy neighbour like yourself unless they don’t align with my beliefs”

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      Nothing like "You never read leviticus or the Bible"

    • @chicks_before_dicks
      @chicks_before_dicks Год назад

      "The doctrine which, from the very first origin of religious dissensions, has been held by bigots of all sects, when condensed into a few words and stripped of rhetorical disguise, is simply this: I am in the right, and you are in the wrong. When you are the stronger, you ought to tolerate me, for it is your duty to tolerate truth; but when I am the stronger, I shall persecute you, for it is my duty to persecute error."

  • @kamicaxd3216
    @kamicaxd3216 Год назад +86

    I used to be christian, and have a lot of christian values, and people like that make me feel really uncomfortable ever saying that i was christian.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +1

      That's just normal Christianity that makes you feel weird lol. They preech exactly the messages and the stories taught to them.

    • @Nataliatg89PW
      @Nataliatg89PW Год назад +5

      ​@@debeb5148 the thing is,they would probably make up an excuse if you told them to actually read the bible

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +4

      @@Nataliatg89PW No no, they read the Bible they just don't have the right perspective about it. Talked to many who do read the Bible and they just have terrible perspectives lmfao

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@Nataliatg89PW I've told people the story of Lot getting fucked by his two daughters no one seems to wince. They think incest is righteousness if God allows it or they'll ignore it saying, "Oh that's just what the Bible reports" their perspectives are biased with holiness.

    • @pigdog5986
      @pigdog5986 Год назад

      Your acting like we’re fucking savages

  • @AFWolfe
    @AFWolfe Год назад +32

    I never understood people who can sit there and preach about love, acceptance and kindness and then seconds later threaten eternal suffering but will then scream about persecution when calling out those behaviors which are even listed in their own book as being bad.

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      That's what God does and what God taught these people to do though.

    • @kvilhs211
      @kvilhs211 Год назад +5

      @@debeb5148 then maybe its not the best God to follow

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@kvilhs211 They don't care. They're abhorrent narcissists who look death in the eye all it the love of God

    • @Snekelord12
      @Snekelord12 Год назад +2

      EXACTLY

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit Год назад +6

    Days of the week named after Roman Gods: 1
    Days of the week named after Norse Gods: 4
    Days of the week named after celestial objects: 2
    Days of the week named after Yawhe: 0
    So... how's that week without God going again?

  • @pinkpearl9848
    @pinkpearl9848 Год назад +36

    "When man sleeps with women he is sleeping with satan" sleep w men then??? I don't see how this is our problem

  • @thebiggestcheems
    @thebiggestcheems Год назад +26

    the fucking timing on the metal pipe joke. this is glorious. thank you for this blessing almighty editor Kenny.

  • @jayy-b.vanvanite
    @jayy-b.vanvanite Год назад +161

    Always reminds of a really nice family I once met through a friend who were very religious (Christian). They always said that no matter who you are or how you feel, God loves all his children and even accepted evolution as something very intricate God has made. They were the nicest people ever and I can't understand how someone who preaches love, help and acceptance can think otherwise. Shout out to all the religious people who think just like they did and let others live their life

    • @ERISISBETTERTHANPLUTO2763
      @ERISISBETTERTHANPLUTO2763 7 месяцев назад +4

      :)

    • @Boo_Hehehehe
      @Boo_Hehehehe 7 месяцев назад +1

      :D

    • @Your_Average_Frog
      @Your_Average_Frog 6 месяцев назад +1

      :D

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's how Christian people should be according to *Jesus Christ, the big Man himself*
      "By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.” - John 13:35
      So by that definition, anyone who preaches Christianity and can't do this is a faker.
      Good for those people and I'm glad that they were able to show love to u and set a good example of people who follow Christ's teachings.

    • @nyuxeii
      @nyuxeii 6 месяцев назад

      this is the kinda christianity we need in the world. hell, im luciferian and id go to mass with these folk

  • @elizabethbognar6402
    @elizabethbognar6402 Год назад +18

    My dad's side of the family is like this. I used to be a Christian. But when I was younger. I was physically and mentally abused by my real dad. Molested by my first step dad and his son. And no matter how much I would pray for help. Nothing was done. I learned that I had to do something about it.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 8 месяцев назад

      Sorry to hear that. This is why I hate religion. Utterly disgusting and saddening.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 Месяц назад

      If they molest they aren't holy

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 Год назад +320

    Christian Roulette:
    1. Open the Bible on a random page.
    2. Follow exactly what is written.
    3. Last one to go to jail wins.

    • @KindlyKalen
      @KindlyKalen Год назад +48

      I Hope every conservative does this, they wont last a week,

    • @AngelCat748
      @AngelCat748 7 месяцев назад +41

      I just did this and the literal thing it said with the page is "everything is meaningless"

    • @Baconcatboy
      @Baconcatboy 6 месяцев назад +6

      It's funny to hear you people act like you know what the Bible's about yet you've never read the thing 🤦🏼 if you're gonna criticize my religion then at least know what it's about or at least read a couple pages of the bible instead of vilanizing Christians because you had a bad experience with bad Christians. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 6 месяцев назад +28

      *Lands on Ezekiel 23:20*
      This sounds fun!

    • @Annymausd
      @Annymausd 6 месяцев назад +19

      What do you mean he mauled children who insulted a man with bears? Oh well… time to buy some bears I guess…

  • @freygarroway3230
    @freygarroway3230 Год назад +18

    The days of the week one is funny. The one I’ve heard is “In the Nordic countries, the Sun (Sunday) and the Moon (Monday) also became the first two days of the week, and the Roman gods became four of the Nordic gods with similarities: Mars became Tyr (Tuesday), Mercury became Odin (Wednesday), Jupiter became Thor (Thursday) and Venus became Frigg (Friday)”

  • @Fail-harold
    @Fail-harold Год назад +56

    4:15 gotta love editors for making them doing their job a gag in of itself

  • @grundi18
    @grundi18 Год назад +4

    Atheist: There is no afterlife I better help that person
    Christian: Guess it's god's plan

  • @janbiaas6650
    @janbiaas6650 Год назад +273

    Recently in Poland a man was dying on a pavement. Luckily a 14 year old boy was there and helped him, but when he asked a passerby to help him save the man, she replied she can't because she has to go to church. Luckily the boy's friend was there and they saved the man but the fact that this woman who should love everyone hasn't helped a dying man because she had to go to a rapist to talk to an imaginary friend in the sky is outragous

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 Год назад +24

      i heard about that as well
      and that story is just the tip of the iceberg

    • @conneraldeqn9751
      @conneraldeqn9751 Год назад +9

      That woman didn't realize or learn about how Jesus is lord of the Sabbath

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 Год назад +39

      @@CJGoon1 i guess this is what happens when the bad apples get all the attention
      doesn't help that in poland the church is gaining more and more privilages afaik
      and a lot of people just end up being walking parodies of religion

    • @Bbn1555
      @Bbn1555 Год назад +25

      @@CJGoon1 well have you looked at the dark side of all the religions in the world?

    • @cbabaint
      @cbabaint Год назад

      god FU-*metal pipe sfx* damnit.
      why does this shit always happen in poland????

  • @night_san03
    @night_san03 Год назад +147

    For the drowning man post like halfway through:
    Aethiest - "ah shit, dude's drowning! Let's give him a hand!"
    Christian - "Oh, he must be drowning because he's being punished by God. Let's let him go to hell."

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад +5

      Nah it would be more like
      Atheist: what if he’s a Christian? We shouldn’t save them if they are!
      Christian: Save him and pray for his recovery

    • @imamorp7980
      @imamorp7980 Год назад +68

      @@quempire2656 It would actually be:
      Atheist: oh no that guys drowning I should help him
      Christian: oh no that guys drowning I should help him
      Morality isn’t determined by your religion

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад

      @@imamorp7980 I’m just joking I like seeing who I can piss off when I’m bored

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад +16

      @@imamorp7980 it would actually be
      Christian: Lmao point and laugh
      Atheist: Lmao point of laugh

    • @mistorbear
      @mistorbear Год назад

      yall are bozos it would be more like
      Atheist: "He's drowning, good, unfit for life, the gene pool is stronger." *does nothing*
      Christian: "He's drowning, must be God's plan." *does nothing*
      in arguments between religions, nobody wins.

  • @hockeyhacker97
    @hockeyhacker97 Год назад +32

    17:00 ... The problem with those type of people is that they don't see us as people which in turn allows them to justify to themselves treating us the way they try to treat us (though most of them are so cowardly they only do that shit online where they think they are anyonomous.

  • @Luckykitty18
    @Luckykitty18 9 дней назад +2

    The one that the greeks didn't allow homosexuality made me laugh so fricking hard. In ancient greece christianity wasn't even a thing, is true that they had their own religion but their own gods were gay as hell. I could be here all day talking about famous gay greeks.

  • @ExplorerX37
    @ExplorerX37 Год назад +34

    9:19 Fun fact, the days of our week are actually named after things from Greek, Roman, & Norse mythology or celestial bodies, and nothing to do with christianity!
    Sunday is named after the Sun & sun related gods,
    Monday is named after the Moon & moon related gods,
    Tuesday is named Tyr,
    Wednesday is named after Odin,
    Thursday is named after Thor,
    Friday is named after Frigg,
    & Saturday is named after Saturn.
    Glad I learned that a couple weeks ago xD

    • @riley4501
      @riley4501 Год назад +1

      ooh! i actually knew some of these before because of some google seaches lol

    • @olaczyk
      @olaczyk Год назад +1

      Wait how is wednesday after odin

    • @ExplorerX37
      @ExplorerX37 Год назад +1

      @@olaczyk Odin is also called Wodin in Norse Mythology

    • @olaczyk
      @olaczyk Год назад +1

      @@ExplorerX37 that's still far away from the *wednes* day lol but okay thx

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner Год назад

      Wotan.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply Год назад +43

    04:33 You MUST STAND during the song about how FREE WE ARE!!
    NOW GET UP, DAMMIT! ENJOY THIS FREEDOM BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR DOING IT WRONG!

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 Год назад +7

      “I pledge allegiance to the United States of Hypocrisy and to the republic for which it stands, one nation without freedom and Justice for all,”
      -Jim Lindberg, 2001

  • @TheRealSacrystrfa
    @TheRealSacrystrfa Год назад +19

    16:21 I love how as soon as he saw “transgenders” he immediately knew the voice

  • @ChaosWillfollow_
    @ChaosWillfollow_ 5 месяцев назад +4

    The “Ancient Greece isn’t gay” is HILARIOUS to me because one of my favorite gods is Apollo and Dionysus which could instantly prove that wrong.

    • @justapanpirate
      @justapanpirate 2 месяца назад +1

      I’ve seen someone try to say they were all christian, and being serious. They’re delusional at this point.

    • @ChaosWillfollow_
      @ChaosWillfollow_ 2 месяца назад

      @@justapanpirate LMAO WHAT

  • @Drsunshine777
    @Drsunshine777 Год назад +82

    5:58 HE COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM, HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, HE COULD EVEN BE-

    • @yourlocalcommenter9948
      @yourlocalcommenter9948 Год назад +19

      AMONGUS

    • @autismreal4
      @autismreal4 Год назад +5

      I love it when people bring out the TF2 card when they disagree with someone.

    • @JacobGlassTunnelSnakesRule
      @JacobGlassTunnelSnakesRule Год назад +7

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!

    • @Drsunshine777
      @Drsunshine777 Год назад +1

      @@JacobGlassTunnelSnakesRule It was obvious, he's the red spy.

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword Год назад +8

      What? It was obvious! *cocks shotgun* He's the RED spy!
      Watch! He'll turn red any second now.
      ...
      Aaaaany second now.
      SEE! RED! No, wait, that's blood.

  • @illegalcoding
    @illegalcoding Год назад +24

    9:37 "i fail to see the relationship here"
    Yeah, those parent's didn't either
    sorry, i had to do it

  • @LT0124-Mythica0
    @LT0124-Mythica0 Год назад +30

    16:08 you can also use B.C.E/C.E for “Before Common Era” and “Common Era”! They took religion out of it!

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes Год назад

      Checkmate Christians!

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад +1

      Yeah and before common era is stupid

    • @LT0124-Mythica0
      @LT0124-Mythica0 Год назад +4

      @@quempire2656 why? It’s literally the same thing except minus the religious aspect

    • @AmericaIsACountry
      @AmericaIsACountry 7 месяцев назад

      That's too many letters, just use bc and ad. It means the same thing anyway

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos 7 месяцев назад +2

      using the standard terminology of a culture is not the same as agreeing with the people who established it. why is that hard for people to understand(I mean aside from they don't want to, it would prevent their spurious argement that let them Think they have won a discussion. which is odd as a discussion doesn't have a winner and a loser. that would be a fight or some other thing discussion is about exchanging information)

  • @Bigglesfly
    @Bigglesfly Год назад +3

    A little girl wanted to know what Romania looked like. Her dad tore a map of Romania out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a picture of andrew tate on the back and when I put him back, our country just came together.” Amen

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 Год назад +13

    12:15 clarification, according to the Bible women are not allowed to speak on church, and if they have a question they are to ask their husbands

  • @Meleedroit
    @Meleedroit Год назад +50

    19:29 everytime they complain about the number of genders, some kid with way too much art skills adds 5 more

    • @astraamarante6233
      @astraamarante6233 Год назад +9

      Apparently fungi have about 12,000+ different genders, lol

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад

      @@astraamarante6233 any proof though

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Год назад

      Genocidal thoughts

    • @personmcguy9840
      @personmcguy9840 Год назад +1

      @@quempire2656
      Towards whomst?

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Год назад +2

      @@quempire2656 you're so poggers dude you're so pogchamp you're so loved and people really like you dude. I'm not on the burner alt today so I can't say to you exactly what you deserve, and I'm not sure the implications will translate to you through the two inch thickness of your skull, but hopefully by a miracle of god you'll get it figured out

  • @LizzyIsRatherBusy
    @LizzyIsRatherBusy Год назад +20

    The way he called Dogma “the real facts”, is just so hilarious. I love that so much

  • @Zero-ve4lt
    @Zero-ve4lt 8 месяцев назад +8

    "Zeus is knocking"
    Is one of. If not the scariest thing that can happen to someone.

    • @Funment2
      @Funment2 5 месяцев назад

      Unless you're a woman

  • @Marychelle
    @Marychelle Год назад +104

    When I was a kid we had posters in Sunday school that said that god said it, I believe it, that settles it crap. I think my mom actually said this to me a couple of times when I asked her too many logical questions about Christianity.

    • @filipe.sm31
      @filipe.sm31 Год назад +16

      I never saw one reasonable explanation for why the bible is the word of God. Never once a christian justified it

    • @xAaeiynx
      @xAaeiynx Год назад +1

      What kind of "logical" questions? I can tell you, right now, homosexual relationships brings death. You cannot, naturally (the way God intended), procreate through homosexual practices. It's why the homosexuals have to resort to man-made alternatives (outside of God's design) such as adoption or surrogacy/sperm donors. This isn't "hate", just a fact. Homosexuality does NOT bring life. Only straight relationships do.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Год назад +9

      @@filipe.sm31 because it's hard to justify fiction.

    • @xAaeiynx
      @xAaeiynx Год назад +1

      @@filipe.sm31 I find Jeff Durbin and Ken Ham to make the most sense. You can even find more relatable Christians that DID practice with occultism like Angela Ucci (Heaven & Healing Podcast), until she found Christ. Believe me, I understand the enticement of sin (ALL of it). I've been there. As a struggling homosexual, myself, I get it.

    • @pheli0s
      @pheli0s Год назад +10

      ​@@xAaeiynx wdym "struggling"?

  • @DemonsRun42
    @DemonsRun42 Год назад +15

    Thinking of that tweet that claimed Jesus was gay because he walked around constantly saying,
    "Ahhh... Men"

  • @halaileybailey
    @halaileybailey Год назад +59

    As a Christian myself, I always found it weird how some people prayed for something to happen and then wouldnt take action. Like, maybe the answer to your prayer is GRAB THE FRICKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +4

      They don't take action because you're taught God's supposed to fight your worthless battles lmfao

    • @halaileybailey
      @halaileybailey Год назад +9

      @@debeb5148 some religions perhaps, but I feel like a vast majority of people could use some common sense alongside their faith

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад +3

      @@halaileybailey Common sense goes against faith dude. You know how they say, "Walk by faith, not by sight" their religion made them blind and forces them to be blind

    • @halaileybailey
      @halaileybailey Год назад +7

      @@debeb5148 I'd appreciate if you didn't try to insult me. My faith is my own, and common sense fits right in with it. You are being needlessly confrontational

    • @debeb5148
      @debeb5148 Год назад

      @@halaileybailey That's because I am the one to confront humanity of its faults. I'm its spitting image to eat itself, and anyone who passes my way will feel will feel my cutting, convicting blade. Kinda like Jesus did, except I fucking hate everyone. Cheers to that

  • @arca9e295
    @arca9e295 Год назад +13

    We need more r/religiousfruitcake content, this is great ❤

  • @FlagBoi
    @FlagBoi Год назад +126

    Best way I've heard Christianity explained was something along the lines of, "I love my girlfriend. I love her so much that if she doesn't love me back, I'm going to lock her in the basement and torture her. Is that love? Or is that some weird, creepy, stalker, thing?" One of the main reasons why I can't comprehend supporting god even if you believe in them.

    • @koraary
      @koraary Год назад +20

      Using this in my next argument cause goddamn that is accurate

    • @GlowBerryPumpkin
      @GlowBerryPumpkin Год назад +27

      One of the reasons I'm an atheist is because people think God is all-powerful and all-knowing, so then he's guilty for everything bad that happens because he could easily stop it and he chooses not to? And he creates some people who he knows will suffer for eternity so why create them at all? The other reason is that it's very hard to believe in a magical sky guy who gives a care bear about if humans eat shrimp or eat the blood of animals.

    • @nameless......................
      @nameless...................... Год назад

      after dying in this universe, i can confirm that before the revive kicked in, there was no afterlife but since i used a revive, i could remember
      @@GlowBerryPumpkin

    • @christcarscountry6870
      @christcarscountry6870 Год назад +4

      Wow. That is a terrible explanation lmao

    • @Queso_Raro
      @Queso_Raro Год назад +2

      ​​@@GlowBerryPumpkinWe do the bad things and everything else is corrupted or something idk really I don't read much the Bible

  • @chaoticeel8833
    @chaoticeel8833 Год назад +14

    “You must learn from the Bible” Meanwhile it includes a dude killing some teens with bears because they called him bald.

    • @verylostdoommarauder
      @verylostdoommarauder Год назад +4

      And if literal translations of the original Hebrew are to be believed, there is actually an entire pantheon of gods and YHWH is just one angry thunder boi.

    • @berdduck
      @berdduck Год назад

      Many things could be a Florida man headline: Florida man threatens to cut baby in half because women will not stop arguing. Florida men sell brother into human trafficking and pretend he was killed by wild animals. Florida woman has baby claims father is God.

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Год назад

      @@verylostdoommarauder I mean, this one isn't as meaningful of a position because it's not in the contemporary torah or bible anymore and as with all things culture religion changes. still pretty funny to think about, just not really important in the grand scheme of things

  • @firepelt3180
    @firepelt3180 Год назад +36

    If I get kicked out of a place that hosts cars that go zoomy zoom in a circle, then it wasn't fun in general.

    • @Nietigal
      @Nietigal Год назад +2

      ' zoomy zoom' - im dead lmaoooo ( btw i just found that funny, im not tryna be rude )

    • @dryfox11
      @dryfox11 Год назад +2

      It’s funny how in a country literally formed on the basis of religious freedom, the most dominant religion around has the power to segregate others for simply *not* being a part of theirs, and other people actually support it

  • @Humanresouces
    @Humanresouces Год назад +4

    4:37 Completely forgetting the 1st amendment says "Don't put one religion above another."

  • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
    @bumblebeeyellowdragon Год назад +18

    Fun Fact: Most of the days of the week are evolutions of days based off Norse gods. Tuesday = Tyr's day. Wednesday = Wodan's Day. Thursday = Thor's Day. Friday = Freyr Day.

    • @slugintub634
      @slugintub634 Год назад +1

      Isn't friday named after Frigg?

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 Год назад

      Wasn't because of the Roman Gods? Either way, both ideas seems pretty cool

    • @SlabFor1
      @SlabFor1 7 месяцев назад

      @@johannsanchocuevas7854 Murder drones pfp detected

  • @libellle
    @libellle Год назад +44

    9:12 guy apparently hasn't read the bible, they only were aware they were naked after they ate the fruit. If anything eve could've been distracted, but it's still a stupid argument

    • @marthadumptruck5102
      @marthadumptruck5102 Год назад +5

      Jew here- yeah that IS metaphorical.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Год назад +4

      Is it that they were unaware that they were naked, or is it that they didn't know there was any alternative to their original state?

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant Год назад +7

      I heard this phrase to describe such people. "Their bibles have battered covers and pristine pages.

  • @EddieUnderune
    @EddieUnderune Год назад +20

    18:54 the argument of nakedness doesn’t even make sense??? Literally, in the Bible, the same story about the forbidden fruit, it is known that Adam and Eve were unashamed / unaware of their nakedness. So how would eve even use her nakedness if she was unaware of it??
    DID HE EVEN READ THE BIBLE

    • @osinternals
      @osinternals 10 месяцев назад

      I doubt he has read any type of book in his life

  • @rattywoof5259
    @rattywoof5259 26 дней назад +2

    If there is a God, I'm sure he'd prefer spiritual fruits to religious nuts.