Why India is not for Beginners | Explain like I'm high
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
- There are plenty of videos on the internet showing why India is not for beginners. This video TELLS you why it is not.
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1:37 i was not exactly born on the roadside but inside an rikshaw which was parked on the roadside in mumbai :(
Hard relate audience #1
@@TSBwashere i am #2 i was born inside a saloon which was on roadside
This video is now officially factually correct.
Guys as someone not from India i think this is sarcasm but i dont know anymore
@@TSBwashere the hard truth is that "INDIA IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS " is just a shameless coping mechanism to laugh off of our shortcomings.
A GUY DRIVING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT RISKING OTHERS LIVES...
our youth shamelessly typing with a "laugh emoji" : INDIA IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS
Pulling the umbilical cord is the equivalent to pulling that chain on the train
It won't even work half the time, and by the time the train stops in the other half you will be at the wrong station lol
as a guy with indian heritage who has to go back yearly, I can confirm that going back to india is like going to a dark souls boss fight
I can already tell this channels gonna explode in the nenxt coming months/years keep up the good work man
Thank you!
If u do not get banned 😂 @@TSBwashere
Lmao. Yes. Always a caveat.
Yes as a Guy With 10 CGPA In 10th . Who chose Commerce and Is Doing BCom. i was lured in with CA . thanks for ruining my Day sir
As a girl with 10 CGPA in 10th who chose commerce, I decided to betray the society by doing English Honours. But now I am lured in doing an MBA 🥲
@@shrizzleshukla6619 😓I feel u didi
How you went to MBA by doing English honours? Is it even allowed?
@@Factoumil There are no restrictions when it comes to doing an MBA. Anybody from any field can pursue an MBA as long as they have a bachelor's degree.
@@shrizzleshukla6619 You Forgot about the SAT XAT CAT CET NMAT GMAT etc required to be cleared to even get a screening Interview on a college then only to be charged 30 Lakhs per annum lol. So no Not everyone can pursue an MBA in india or either you want to do Bcom which is....... 💀🤏🏻
Man your narration and humor while telling story is impeccable. Love your work!
Thank you!
Congratulations, RUclips is promoting your video. It reached my feed, will go to many other's as well.
As an Indian born and raised in America living in India, can confirm that India is NOT for beginners.
I swear this country is just crazy, I regret choosing to come here.
You made a big mistake, I'm about to migrate to Hungary soon. As an Indian, home country is gonna be my trauma forever.
@@Kaisen671 By the way, I went from bay area to india
@@Kaisen671 you are so lucky
@@Kaisen671man Hungary is worse
Atleast you are American citizen. You don't need to wait for visa. You can go anytime back
At least the Roman Republic had decent roads 😭😭
You need to make a part two 😭
There's too much issues Indians deal with, I don't think you'd be able to cover it all in 3 movies 😭
What you said about the trajectory of Indian education is accurate! After finishing a basic degree I was preparing for govt exams for the past 6 years and finally I got one recently. Even though I'm immensely relieved now, It'll take me a long time to get over the trauma and gain my self esteem back.
you have summed up things sooooooooo well i can’t tell you how many people are blind to this they know it but wont take criticism or accept things cause it would hurt their image of everything being perfect. you have summed up every thing i find illogical but still happens here great work
Doctor: Don't worry, TSB TV with a British accent can't hurt you.
TSB TV with a British accent: 1:28
ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ,ᴵⁿᵈᶦᵃ ᶦˢ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸʸʸʸ
Accent speaks louder than words.
@@TSBwashere Probably made you more attractive to 10,000 more Indian girls than your actual one lol
@@TSBwashere wtf how do you never miss
Saving this for later..for my next session of existential dread in the evng😊
As a fellow packet of biscuit, i can vouch that was the most accurate take on indian education system !
Underrated. Mark my words this channel gonna boom in the future years
99% relatable from Bangladesh, at this point border is just there for making chaos among us
Loved the video. Especially the dark humor. Keep It up.
Still on my mission btw.
ye to bery dark hogya 😜😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
im so wettt hehehehihihhi🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💦💦💦💦🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳
Man you are effortlessly funny ❤ you are a damn good writer 😅
Thank you!
India's population is 1.44 billion. The total population of Europe, with more than 45 countries, is about 740 million. Total population of continent of Africa is 1.2 billion people with 50+ countries. Only other country with billion plus population is China. However compared to India, China is a highly homogeneous country with 90% Han Chinese population and 80% of the population speaks the same language, Mandarin Chinese. The most spoken language in India is Hindi, spoken by only 48% of the population, and this includes dialects like Haryanvi, Rajasthani, Bhojpuri etc. Standard Hindi is spoken by only 27% of the population. India is subcontinent functioning as a country and the result is a misgovern country with mass youth unemployment.
Dividing India would be disastrous. Take Maharashtra as an example: 11% of our population is Muslim, 5% belong to other religions, and the rest are Hindus. Within this, there are hundreds of castes. Around 60% speak Marathi, while the rest speak Hindi, Telugu, Kannada, and other languages. Marathi itself has over 20 dialects. Our food habits vary by region, caste, and religion. There are also many people whose culture aligns more with neighboring states than with Maharashtra itself. This is not unique to Maharashtra-states like Telangana, Andhra Pradesh, and Punjab have similar complexities. How many divides can we realistically make? Will it be possible to satisfy every single group with that approach?
There's where i gotta correct you a bit. Chinese has a lot of spoken dialects, and many of these dialects are so different you wouldn't be able to understand the other person.
So India is like Europe😍...
5:16 unrealistic. where is the check box for the boy being a doctor or an engineer (with a job dammit!)?
Girls go in marketing or finance. Boys be doctors or engineers. Which one?
I'm unironically thinking that the sages of ancient india who dipped their hands in every science and mathematics principles possibly to discover at that time really just created the caste system as a joke
Hey thanks man you really helped me to find a good server with decent ping. Further expecting some op builds and tutorial vids
huh
5:55 My Relatablity Factors Goes High Above The Sky And I Touched Space My Lungs Did Little Movement And The Air Touched My Vocal Cod(Or Whatever You Say) And Yahh It Generated Laughter Of Joy
Dude is really something.....
The first video I watched was matrimonial one..but was not able to hook to it completely. Today he again appeared on feed and my dude I was completely hooked to the video❤
your video hits multi-times, with different emotions, at the end only_human_after_all.
I'm not in a beginner friendly game bruh. 20 years in India Mode an going strong.
Your channel is a gold mine, I subbed
Wow, thanks!
super funny, smart and sad all at the same time 😮
Quality stuff, I wonder why it's not getting the reach... 😭
Always the case, hehe.
bro do another detailed video on our education system, it was funny af. People always used to tell me do 10/12/Bcom life set hoga smh now I have no idea wtf I am doing.
Haha! Sure, someday :)
10:31 That's diabolical 😭
They lured me in CA and I got lured in
...
I am pursuing BMS, the heck?
This is my first time watching this channel and it's good
Best channel about india.
Man, this is so good. I really related to every single thing. Keep it up bro!
bro are u a CA ? IF YES I GOT MAD RESPECT FOR U BROTHER BECAUSE I AM DOING IT
Yup, hehe. Thanks.
@@TSBwashere THATS REALLY CRAZY BROTHER WHEN DID YOU CLEAR BRO
good shit, but i think you could have added a bit more on the last segment about degrees and jobs(i am an engineering student).... felt relatable
Haha! Thanks! Might do it someday.
been binge watching you for a few days. love your work. keep it up man!!❤❤❤❤
Thank you so much!
Holy moly this is the most accurate description of India, funny as heck dude. I lost it on the part where you called our neighbours "rats". LMAO.
i never thought clicking on a video under 10k views will give such quality content! good work brother!!
Thank you!
Remember us when you make it to the Millions. Good Luck bro 👊
Bro is incredibly underrated. ❤
having this good content and still 6K subs is illegal
Bro your content is really good :D
wrong, there will be no girl born in rajasthan (that survives ofcourse)
look who finally decides to a video schedule
Bangladeshi here know the game and playing it for 17 years wish me luck on the campaign.
its even worst for you buddy💀
@@thevains yeah I know things are a bit shaky here but I as an optimist am striving to make the future better.
Being born anywhere in south asia is playing games on extreme difficulty lol same here in India.
As a Bengali/Bangladeshi, i’ve become immune to almost everything, screw you, bad drivers, i respawn
"One man's transh is anthoer man permission to trash here" that was epic😂
Leaving a comment here because this guy is gonna go viral
This vid is soo underrated!!!Seriously, such high quality video and jokes and all you get is 400 likes? Lets hope the youtube algorithm recommends this video to more people.All the best brother👍🔥
Thank you!
Biggest problem is these points are not even exaggerations (which are used to make jokes).....you just said reality and it came as jokes.
Comedy mein tragedy ya tragedy mein comedy.
@@TSBwashere tragedy me comedy ofc what do you think
Love the videos keep up the good work from Pune
2:51 max is angry
Damn I just found out your channel today, and I already love your videos man 👊 THEY ARE HILARIOUS LOL
Great content buddy keep it up!
Ima die cause of the Relatability
Your videos are refreshingly funny.
Nice Content Buddy
Holy shit hes going viral at last
The last minute was too real, you're gonna blow up just keep being consistent and add minor improvements here and there.
Man the way you deliver is absolutely wonderful and effortless. Kudos to your writing and wittiness 🔥
Thank you!
Competition is real 🙃 Now most of my state (Kerala) is going out.
Good work, mate! More power to you.
Thank you!
3:29 very true😂
Accurate and hilariously depressing (the situation of the country I mean)😂
Bro nailed the bri'ish accent😂
Amazing work 💯
u r my new fav youtuber
Thank you! Don't worry, gonna disappoint you very soon.
Bro can you remember me when you become famous and get a phd in slave(employee) management for your internship?
I always remember my fellow slaves.
Pretty good video my guy
Thanks!
If you were a stock, available in the share market, I would have purchased a lot in IPO, Your contents is unique, creative and absolutely amazing, I am sure you will be super famous soon.
Man, these Upstox ads are getting crazier by the day...
@@TSBwashere so true
Demanding a higher degree than the required for the job is such a nice trick....😢
man you are one creative mfer. Glad to be here
1:53 is crazy
Such dry humour is hard man!!! Great work
Thank you!
Bhai shab kya khatarnak video tha 😂
Damn 🔥🔥
Arey bhai dukh hi dukh😢😢😢😂
Great writing 🔥
Wow Bro never saw this type of content
I thought I'll show this to my European friends for fun but now I'm wondering how did I even survive all this.
When I laugh at a joke and realise I am the joke...
2:55 is personal 😂 😂
8:02 lmaooo i just left a comment on that video saying something like: some of the things you mentioned don't apply to indian politics but american(or i guess, politics in general) instead
Haha! No worries mate. You detected well :)
Need to do a video on education system!
Make a reddit community and make me mod
Get a life
Your application is duly noted.
Damn bro is actively volunteering to be a reddit mod. Good luck bro
Get a life
9:51 man that hits really hard, life insurance worth more than my actual networth, as of now my networth is zero and I'm pursuing ca and I'm feeling that i might not pass it, sometimes I feel like d*eing after buying life insurance but I think they will not give money for su*cide😶
Stay strong bro. You got this.
I will pay YOU money, please don't stop making videos. as a college student who needs to get an MBA, from IIM, then ACCA and finally a PHD in Economics to land an unpaid internship for 6 months, i need you mate. i need you.
You're gonna need more than me to get through that.
Finally TSB being consistent
Kya matlab agli video 2025 me aayegi
Jinx kar diya. Ab toh 2026 mein hi aayegi.
Can you do a video explaining this cast thing ?
There isn't much to it it is just that a few people from a few areas have been obsessed with it ever since its introduction. It was a basic system based on professions. Brahman (priests and highly educated individuals who work for science, development and do all the rituals, puja and everything related to god), then Kshatriyas (warriors), then vaishyas (businesspersons, farmers and all sorts of people) and then shudras (the uneducated class doing more manual work). All of it was flexible and anyone called be anything based on their profession but people started making it look ugly slowly and then foreign forces intervened to make it worse. Britishers made it look worst and finally a few people have carried the obsession till the date.
dudee you killed it with thay slavery joke 😂
0:49 NAH MAN I'M OUT!!
1:28 ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒ ʷᵃʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵃᵈ
Because India is not for beginners
Bro how do you expect me to read the text written in the video and also hear u at the same time. I mean the jokes are good but I have to constantly pause and rewind the video to get all of it
Watch it twice :)
Indian Oversimplified
Pretty good 👍
Thank you!
BRUH ! I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO AARGHGHGHH
As an Indian, I don't know if this video is funny or depressing.
That doesn't matter...it's the reality anyways.
you're like the indian stoic stick.
5:43 😭my biggest mistake till now is to choose ca