The best part is that plan A was to stop after "it's awfully appreciated!" to get showered with applause, but the audience totally failed so he immediately roasts them and Conan with the monologue line 😂
I like to think Martin Short sits at home and constantly just writes new ways to insult Conan and then once he has enough he goes on the show. Thats like his hobby.
There have only been a few true comedy greats, like true, natural genius comedians the others revere. Carlin, Candy, Farley, Gilbert. Martin Short is one of the greats.
what's funny about Irish and Scottish family background comedians from the 20th century is they hardly ever miss in the 21st century. Williams, Conan, Short, Meyers, Carlin... Murphy... I mean I could just go on and on
I’ve got family that have worked for him and from what I’ve been told he does this to everyone whom works for him. Though when there isn’t any audience he does it just to feel better about himself.
Finally, this is the first time I've heard anything funny on Conan. Now I finally get what the Nickelback fan I live with has been raving about all these years!
Martin is definitely a seasoned versatile comedian, but when he starts in on Conan he really hits his stride for laughs. I never liked Don Rickles' insult comedy because it just came off to me as mean, but Martin can insult someone like Conan and Steve Martin and it's not only funny, but I get none of that meanness that I felt with Rickles, just good-natured ribbing.
Like to see Martin come in ordinary clothes.. he needs better suit options. Id like to dress Martin lol I like fashion and im humble and straight. Wish I could see more straight people interested in fashion. There almost always flamboyantly gay.. nothing wrong with that. Its just not my taste
I didnt realise Martin Short was such a dick lol... In one way, i hope sll these roasts with the same roast line are seperate but on the flip side, if they were rheyd still be way overly played out. But if it were in the same one or maybe a handful, then idk which'd be even worse. . The uncolored coloring book line was pretty damn funny tho. The gods white out mistake was also funny but damn soo hsrsh
This Irish Canuck will be licking Conan’s boot before the next ad break at this rate. Conan is showing great grace here and that’s what we as a society are SEVERELY LACKING!!!
@@Khoros-Mythos lovable rapscallion is a good way to look at it. Better to say that than what I said. Thanks! When you’re smarter, faster, and funnier than pretty much anyone else, it’s probably hard not to come across as arrogant
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"I didn't know there would be an audience, I'd heard the monologue." is devastating.
That's just as bad, if not even worse, than when Sam Reich was called "Ewok Ellen Degeneres". Perhaps the most brutal roast I have ever heard.
His inner Rickles simmers just below the surface. Or not.
The best part is that plan A was to stop after "it's awfully appreciated!" to get showered with applause, but the audience totally failed so he immediately roasts them and Conan with the monologue line 😂
"You look like the film negative of Django Unchained"
Holy shiiiii
Unbelievable!!!! What a pro
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
So good lmaoo
“Who’s your final guest? Is it Jay Leno?” lol
NOBODY roasts Conan like Martin.
I love how much joy they BOTH get out of it.
This also works because Conan is such a good sport.
Conan likes the laugh no matter how it happens
Martin short takes such obvious joy from making people laugh and I love to see it
"Sorry, thought you knew........." Brutal! But also awesome.
Any whey what's your kwesstion?
Had me in tears 😂
"I dont have any celebrity friends."
"Wait a second, Lil Twist. Are you two fighting again?"
I swear, Martin Short is the funniest man alive. 😂
“Even Donald Sterling would say get some color” is a top tier multi layered masterpiece 😂
Martin Short is an absolute comedic genuis! One of the all time greats! #legend
Martin Short is 74 and is still as sharp as a knife!
You know you made it in life when martin short roasts ya like
This
“You make Mike Pence look like a character in Black Panther.” Damn 🤣
Who came here after Conan had Mulaney on the podcast
Me😂
Me three! I found it, YAY!!😂😂
"Boy, KFC can cater..." Martin Short is one of the funniest ever.
Evocative of Don Rickles. You have taken up the torch, Marty.
Marty has more intellect
Ohh, he has pushed far beyond rickkes just in timing alone.
@@desklamp1175definitely not. But hey that's alright
@@mns8732umm no. But we all have shitty opinions I guess
Negative version of Django Unchained 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
That’s ice cold. Diabolical even 😂😂😂😂
You’ve changed you hair kills me every time
Conan liked the "But you know , pride" joke for sure.
That was an off beat delivery
I like to think Martin Short sits at home and constantly just writes new ways to insult Conan and then once he has enough he goes on the show. Thats like his hobby.
He definitely has some in the pocket.
conan looks like the stay puff marshmallow distance runner
Perfect
Jeez is he quick
Doesn't Conan know that Martin could rip him limb from limb?
I'm only here for this comment.
I searched this video out for this comment.
He's 6'4". Conan is showing great grace to this petty little elf.
This is a parody comment, the one Conan mentioned is further down, FYI
@@5ofeleven it's not THE comment. Mulaney interview was 8 months ago
That last one was 💀 They both knew the assignment and executed it perfectly😂
3:56 Look how excited Conan is to get roasted !! 🙂Just the best host ever, knows how to let his guests cook.
Human embodiment of utah. Thats so good.
Martin Short, the savage Canadian.
Martin fucking short lol this was my fave comedian when I was little. What a great mind lol quick guy
Three Amigos.
One of the best movies ever released
Three Fugitives is great too. ☘️
When SNL was funny as hell
As a woman, I respect his backhanded compliment game
Great comment.
5:26 How come? Got me 😂
"I tease! Why? Question mark. Because I love! Exclamation point."
This dude is savage
the master. he reeled him in. and showed no mercy 😂
his delivery is incredible - this edit (with the exception of the last clip) is great
the last clip is great lmao
Yellow skin and red hair, you look like a number 2 pencil. Classic
"Oh SHE likes to sing in the shower" - the man is gettin old but is still faster than lightning.
Martin Short has been making me laugh for 44 years ever since SCTV.
but pride. holy shit.
The Donald Sterling bit had me in stitches 😂
The last one was diabolical
Yes!!! Like a fucking assassin.
😂😂😂 God dammit, that man funny. Whatta talent.
No one roasts like Martin Short, period.
canadians are the nicest mean people
There have only been a few true comedy greats, like true, natural genius comedians the others revere. Carlin, Candy, Farley, Gilbert. Martin Short is one of the greats.
I want to see Martin short vs John lovitz
OMG those two together would be insane
The irony is that Martin looks paler than Conan in these videos.
what's funny about Irish and Scottish family background comedians from the 20th century is they hardly ever miss in the 21st century. Williams, Conan, Short, Meyers, Carlin... Murphy... I mean I could just go on and on
Craig Ferguson would like a word
I’ve got family that have worked for him and from what I’ve been told he does this to everyone whom works for him. Though when there isn’t any audience he does it just to feel better about himself.
He's basically just doing Jiminy Glick.
Doesn’t he know Conan can tear him limb from limb? Conan is just barely restraining himself.
Keep it up, Short. He'll be using your hands for ashtrays.
They're friends lol
i love that conan referenced this comment in his podcast
@@nully304 The comment here is a repost after watching the podcast
i would pay to see that
This is non-stop ball busting 😂
"You look like the human embodiment of Utah" 😆
I need to hang out with Martin and Steve cuz that would be awesome!!
Martin Short will never not be funny. That dude is still amazing.
I think the funniest part is that on set, they look MAYBE a shade off, but I love the roasts!
Little known fact: The Longlegs character was based off Conan O'Brien's appearance.
it's such an honor to be roasted by martin short
Don Rickles looks different here
Maryin short should be the old joker in case there is a batman beyond live action show
The way he says: you are pale 😅😅😅
That last one was just awkward 😅
# 2 pencil 😆
I usually hate Martin Short's performances but this was funny. especially the part about Conan's wife
I forgot where Dennis quaid went
Does anyone know if Martin Short and Patrice O’Neal ever roasted each other??😂😂
Curt/short.. fun prepared wit.
But that was only because of the breathe 🤣
Did this guy play Ben in Treasure Planet?
Hey there! What happened to the original channel? :O There was sooooo much cool stuff on it!! T_T Did YT take it down for some reason?
Yep it was taken down for copyright :(
I have everything backed up thankfully
Hilarious 😂
The Canadians are RUTHLESS towards Conan!
Don't match wits with Jiminy Glick...
Finally, this is the first time I've heard anything funny on Conan. Now I finally get what the Nickelback fan I live with has been raving about all these years!
Bring back Jiminy Glick
You look like a #2 pencil 😂😂😂
It's funny because everything he said to Conan, can be applied to himself lmao
It must be an honor being ragged by Martin Short. Unless he meant it, of course.
Funny guy
Martin is definitely a seasoned versatile comedian, but when he starts in on Conan he really hits his stride for laughs. I never liked Don Rickles' insult comedy because it just came off to me as mean, but Martin can insult someone like Conan and Steve Martin and it's not only funny, but I get none of that meanness that I felt with Rickles, just good-natured ribbing.
Guess Conan would be more offended if the insults weren't coming from someone who looks like Martin Short.
It’s funny compared to a lot of roasts these days, this is miquetoast.
Martin Short has rarely made me laugh. I am not sure why he doesn't make me laugh, but he doesn’t.
🤣🤣🤣
Like to see Martin come in ordinary clothes.. he needs better suit options. Id like to dress Martin lol
I like fashion and im humble and straight. Wish I could see more straight people interested in fashion. There almost always flamboyantly gay.. nothing wrong with that. Its just not my taste
The king of the non sequitur
lol
Who else is from tiktok here?
1:11 post facelift
All these show runners, all they have in common is that dishonest laugh, cant stand it
I didnt realise Martin Short was such a dick lol... In one way, i hope sll these roasts with the same roast line are seperate but on the flip side, if they were rheyd still be way overly played out. But if it were in the same one or maybe a handful, then idk which'd be even worse. .
The uncolored coloring book line was pretty damn funny tho.
The gods white out mistake was also funny but damn soo hsrsh
The film negative of Django and human embodiment of Utah is also pretty amazing too actually lol
It is comedy, they are friends
@@kendallandrews8691yes. There a few commenters on this thread who don't understand satire.
He is freaking hilarious, and of course it's all a bit that Conans in on. Its why he invites Short on so often.
This Irish Canuck will be licking Conan’s boot before the next ad break at this rate. Conan is showing great grace here and that’s what we as a society are SEVERELY LACKING!!!
jesus. Rough day at work? or just bored troll?
*secretly hopes op comes back with 'it's satire, can't you take a joke?'
Satire much?
@@UnYin99The "great grace" is the giveaway that this is satire.
Martin Short is definitely a comedic genius, but he's also a littlle arrogant and mean-spirited.
They are playing it - these guys are doing scripted comedy withe odd ad lib. They are old friends.
@@CharlieEbbs I know. But Martin Short is still a little arrogant and mean spirited. At least he’s always come across that way to me.
@@Khoros-Mythos lovable rapscallion is a good way to look at it. Better to say that than what I said. Thanks!
When you’re smarter, faster, and funnier than pretty much anyone else, it’s probably hard not to come across as arrogant
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not funny at all... definitely irritating
Martin short on kill tony???!!!!