[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive Mini-Cut ( Part 1 )

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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:13 - Figuring out controls
3:23 - Time to drive
5:20 - Signal Simulator vibes
7:41 - Second attempt
9:50 - Actually driving
11:34 - The Power of Pee
12:36 - Getting hunted at night
13:08 - Abduction lol
14:03 - YABADABADOOO
15:53 - Joel is scared xD
18:57 - New Run
20:48 - Are you ready?
21:48 - 200 IQ and breaking the game
25:18 - Conclusion

[@MaximumOffense]

Joel gets so angry trying to get his car out of the garage that he pisses and shits himself with rage

[@godzillafan9115]

I like how whenever someone checks the mirror, something bad happens.

[@GameHunterBrasil]

''HEY! JERMA985 HERE''.

[@dooter4941]

Check the mirror Joel

[@JARGUN145]

@Shawn Hunt , very good comment, also I immediately knew the check the mirror thing was in reference to Jerma

[@tamber5977]

"check the mirror" = "check the bathroom"

[@TallTapper]

mirror

[@XenRiddle]

Joel ripping the doors and dashboard instruments out of the car while pissing and shidding and farting was a real FecalFunny moment.

[@TruFalco]

I swear I grew abs for like 2 seconds laughing at that.

[@bitterjames]

the part where Joel falls out of his speed-stimulated car and yells "WILMAAAAAAAA!" was hysterical.

[@duckywinks]

EEEEEEEEHHHHH BARN!!!! NOTHIN LIKE DYIN IN THE DESERT!!!!

[@TLGsOldTrash]

YABADABADOO YOU F U C K

[@bitterjames]

@@duckywinks ohjeeidunnofred

[@Eira_]

the fucking music made that part so funny

[@alexanderthomas3187]

@@Eira_ The music really nailed the image of guy with piss-and-shit-stained pants chasing his runaway car through the desert screaming 'YABBA DABBA DOO YOU FUCK'

[@slurponaut]

Scary shit in games that aren't supposed to be scary is much scarier than actually scary games.

[@galladegamer3579]

Because you don't expect it

[@masterzoroark6664]

Because you are not primed

[@TABBYMUSIC]

“Nothin like dying in a desert”
“Gee I dunno, Fred.”

[@Peezapper]

You r famous?

[@HellishSpoon]

Streamer pee pee poo poo fart farts in car while scraming and laughing
Live.

[@zomtronic8777]

14:40 Fred's POV of Weilma leaving with the kids.

[@bucketbound3061]

13:38 He isn't wrong, back then you had to manually pump fuel into the engine to make it work.

[@paolo2763]

"Yeeeeah Barn! Nothing like [insert literally fucking anything]!"
"Gee Fred, I don't know!"

[@marthapozo4881]

@2:15 I love how his chair lets us know that he's dying of laughter lol

[@Aaronatorr]

It's official. Desert bus is now a game genre

[@janogabor7697]

The new Dark souls

[@rambbler]

New genre: Buslikes! Now joining Soulslike and Roguelikes as niche yet somehow popular genres.

[@SprDrumio64]

co-op mode for this game when, I want Jerma and Joel trying to fix cars and driving into poles

[@warsawpact1548]

Multiplayer is in development

[@Mutantvine]

Boy I hope so

[@AnAmericanMusician]

Multiplayer is being tested right now. Shouldn't be too long now.

[@kiirolozanogarcia3003]

No

[@garybusey9941]

Joel, Vinny, Jerma and a camera in the backseat of the car to simulate a young you being taken on a road trip by your dad (Vinny), your uncle (Jerma), and your uncle on your mother's side (Joel).

[@DestroyedArkana]

I hope he actually does see the UFO event if he revisits this game like Jerma did

[@nuclearcosmos23]

It scared me so bad when it first happened to me especially when you see it in the rearview

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

It was so funny when jerma did it

[@rustythefoxcoon5143]

He needs to play it for Desert Bus for Hope!!!

[@cralo2569]

wish he played it again

[@Hydrstatic]

Who's Jerma?

[@hakkerskaldyri]

the whole synopsis of this video is in the beginning, Joel pisses and shits in an attempt to get out of his own unlocked car

[@englishbannana1232]

"i don't have any gas but i do have this", *violently shits pants*

[@Taha632RMF]

16:57 you know it's gonna be good when joel starts speaking swedish

[@skywolfie8573]

4:02
*Crashes into a rock*
*Proceeds to piss himself*

[@uncledoctor6920]

I've learned that Joel exclaiming "I'm gonna die!" while laughing is the apex of his joy.

[@TheloniasBrowntail]

Someday that stimulated sedan's gonna come crashing through some wall in a different game, and still have the momentum to keep going.

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Joel freaking out trying to get out of the car while furiously pissing, shitting, burping/barfing, and dismantling the car is such a thing I can see him doing more of

[@hoobar5331]

Joel: Okay it's just rabbits, thought it was el Chupacabra
*screeches of the damned*
Joel:⚆ _ ⚆

[@peytonsuperstar]

The YABADABADOOO scene littlry made me DED

[@vinesauceobscurities]

"Press B Joel"

[@AlmostAzun]

i get this.

[@johnology5037]

14:34
"YEEEEEAAH BARN, NOTHIN' LIKE DYING IN THE DESERT"
"Oh gee I dunno Fred"
*At the car speeding into the distance*
"WILMAAAAAAAA *sputtered laughter* YABA DABA DOO YOU F*CK!"
Beautiful
Just
*Beautiful.*

[@woos057]

Cant believe fred flintstone stole Joel's car

[@skittstuff]

Joel trying to figure out how to exit the car and pissing and shitting on himself had me actually doubled over laughing, idk if it's because I'm tired or what but that was the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

Fred Flinstone: _NOTHIN LIKE A GOOD SHIT_
Garfield: _Gee, I dunno Fred_

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

FLEENSTONE?

[@tamassasvari636]

Joel referenced Flintstones, we have come full circle.
History repeated itself.

[@TheOnePhun211]

Thank you so much for making these.
I don't always have the time or the attention span to watch a full stream (Thanks to my ADHD) so being able to see the best moments like this really makes my day.
I don't know if you're told this much but these short comps mean alot to the fanbase and others like me, so thank you for putting the work in to make these.

[@drunkchey9739]

fellow mentally disabled man here:
couldn’t have said it better myself, shit like this is perfect for me

[@FR0Z3N1C3C0LD]

“The combination of pee and poo created Obamium, infinite power”

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

The first time I watched Joel, and legit how I got hooked.

[@beeeennnnnnn]

holy shit, smashing the rabbits head with the hood fucking killed me

[@CheeseWeegee]

Joel getting scared by a game where you can piss and shit everywhere is hilarious

[@octavioromero7893]

*"THE ALCOHOL IN MY BEER PISS WORKS"*

[@revkun]

Desert bus meets rob zombie movies . That’s how I’d summarize this game

[@Toriichii]

22:58 was genuinely spooky holy shit LMAO

[@notfeb]

You know Joel is scared when he says nej

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

"They're looking for me... Nej!"

[@noVva555]

Desert Bus but made specifically for joel

[@hope6840]

RUclips updates are finally good. They used to be so consistently bad it was a meme, but this whole video chapter thing is really useful. Thanks OP for taking the time to timestamp!

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Well, they fucked up their TOS even further (they can monetize EVERYTHING now, if you want to or not), also the mobile version is a bit fucked too (saving things in playlists is bugged).

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 And also now they automatically delete comments that disrespect the community guidelines and sometimes when you comment a dark joke or anything that RUclips doesn’t like, it could get deleted.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@ThatOneLebaneseGuy Fuck them, seriously.

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 use adblockers and youtube vanced on mobile
If they're gonna treat us like shit, then they ain't deserving of the money

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@nobodyinparticular9640 But many peeps on RUclips depend on the ad money. Using adblock's just gonna do even more damage to creators you might like.

[@herronariela7469]

3:56 when you're on your way home from work and can't wait to go home to play Nintendo

[@JARGUN145]

Oh, so that's the actual song where Vinny got the Mario meme, I never even knew there was a full some I thought there was just "I come" taken out of context that matched with the song

[@L.CROSS0]

I just know he is gonna lose his shit when he sees the UFO

[@LightningCayo]

17:51 That rifle needs to have its own comedy show/channel.

[@birdinground1]

SAME WITH THIS ONE I SEEN FULL STREAM AND I WATCHED THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT AAAAAHHHHH

[@suchanobody7314]

i love joel he can be funny as all get out yet sometimes nice and chill to fall a sleep to

[@dickpenisman7326]

i really hope he continues this game. It looks super fun and i love it when Joel legit enjoys something. Still waiting on the full FEAR playthrough but that was years ago so i doubt it lol.

[@a.k.aorangepenguin5032]

Our wish has been granted

[@eggydudeman4171]

20:21
so that's.. a hand, right? just a disembodied hand?
we're not gonna bring up the hand?

[@FormulaFanboy]

still waiting for part 2

[@deadchannellmao1242]

Wait no longer

[@FormulaFanboy]

@@deadchannellmao1242 You're voicing Luigi in that new Mario movie right?

[@D_Dupa]

I love this soooo much
Again, thank you so much for providing us with these wonderful highlights

[@jeanmouloude]

Joel "i was the UFO"
The UFO are the friends we made along the way

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

it's nice to finally see a Hungarian game getting some attention for once

[@masterzoroark6664]

While tryong to get out of the car Joel made his character thrash arround, dimantle half the car and then piss and shit all over everything

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I kinda wanna make an edit of drive but with Joel quotes

[@SuperSonicToxicShock]

do it

[@zarnox3071]

I see that pigeon being milked, and all I can think of is that they don't have nipples, nor do they lactate. Also, they seem to be touching them around the cloaca, so it is probably something very different from milk.

[@likira111]

Pigeons do actually produce crop milk tho

[@zarnox3071]

@@likira111 I have never heard of crop milk, and I'm currently too tired to bother looking it up.

[@snekans554]

First 3 minutes and I am already dying, my stomach hurts, thanks for making these highlights.

[@julianlocileno2968]

"American Beer Joke"
Is American beer just universally recognized as shit?

[@Mark6O9]

Yes

[@naranara1690]

Not even Americans like it

[@Demiero1]

I first saw Jerma play this and I was like "Joel should play this!" and a few days later I got a Twitch notification saying "Vargskelethor is now playing The Long Drive". Since then, I've been waiting for this highlight video :D

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

The legend come to lieb

[@Galinator9000]

You are one of the few things that can make my day. Seriously. Thank you Joel and the editors of this channel ♥️

[@Materson100]

14:39
Somebody call SilvaGunner

[@leftygurl]

“yabba dabba doo, you fucks!” lives in my head rent free

[@GwentheNinth]

I rewatch this video to cheer me up

[@ThePikaPlayer]

I had a dream like this once

[@UFOToaster]

22:40 That thing literally translates to "Cat Ouch,the best cat food! +10% horse testicles" hungarians literally call clovers "horse testicles",so i don't know if this was meant to be the plant/weed or actual horse balls xD

[@mrlampy]

I like how he insists on having a gasoline barrel in the car

[@stevenvictoria9568]

Oh Fuck! I forgot about joel trying to get out of the car. I'm dying of laughter again.

[@naranara1690]

You know the humor's on point when Joel's laughter less "hahaha" and more "HAUHAUHAUH"

[@RootDragon04]

Rifle is my favorite character from now on

[@itsumayo]

So basically western Colorado simulator

[@archangel316]

Really hope he plays more of this!

[@wearenotundone]

imagine you see a guy driving while shitting, pissing and burping at the same time

[@mistermoth2783]

i have to take breaks when i watch this video bc how much i laugh

[@WickedPhase]

23:27 I didn't think that was gonna work lmao

[@therealMRDEVIL]

i have a headache with how hard I've been laughing

[@draguladriver]

joel struggling to get out of the car while he pisses himself and furiously twists the steering wheel is my favorite part

[@kalimaude3532]

man got them system shock 1 hacker arms

[@Vanni008]

THE CAR JUST GOING OFF WITH THE MUSIC LMFAO

[@deadturret4049]

Sometimes you have to appreciate the small details.
Joel, in his attempt to reattatch the car door after jamming a barrel into the back seat, picked up the front passenger door.
Funny swedish man was doomed to fail from the start.

[@thegamingmorph1393]

Pls joel, more signal simulator

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

I love this game and I hope Joel plays it as much as signal simulator

[@RootDragon04]

"How mutch money does Elon musk have"
That aged well

[@Smog1518]

This game has a shit ton of potential like multiplayer and other shit out side instead of just rabbits

[@quantumblur_3145]

I found two good bus wheels and put them on the passive wheels and the active wheels were small and it looked like an abomination but boy howdy could that thing torque

[@TehVulpez]

I love how even in this game Joel always forgets to park his vehicle before getting out of it

[@hughmungus1501]

THEY ROLLIN, THEY HATIN TRYING TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY 🎶🎶🎶

[@0xGRIDRUNR]

i want more of this

[@tiztiziani434]

So my question:
Is this an official Joel account or a fan one? Been subbed for years now and never knew

[@POTUSenclave]

Fan account my man

[@tiztiziani434]

@@POTUSenclave thanks dude

[@theracoon8807]

Read the Channel description for some more info :>

[@homosexplosion]

Its a fan one but its has joel's consent, so in a shape or form, this account is the official mini highlights channel.

[@roberte2945]

"The sun is not a UFO" Oh, listen to mister honor roll here.

[@someone4951]

Joe should definitely play this game again

[@teapeaa]

Within minutes, jobel screams and shits and pisses everywhere.

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

1.21 PISSWATTS?! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO CARELESS

[@Agent_Deko_]

10:15 just like Jerma

[@ChilliDogDave]

the thing is.
the long drive is basically joel stranded in Australia

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

but the game takes place in Hungary?

[@garrettk.2257]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan it's canon that the game takes place in what used to be America if you listen in to the in game radio

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@garrettk.2257 the radios also mention that nobody knows where the borders are for the countries anymore

[@iceblxxk5472]

i actually couldn’t eat while watching this video

[@badtownsound]

Joel ghost-rides his whip, because it's the only way he can remove the three turds he put in the driver's seat.

[@caretakergaming21A]

When jobel says the up of shut all will follow suit

[@fajile5109]

No one noticed that severed arm in the basement?

[@OvAeons]

AGGAmobile

[@thegriffin88]

I keep watching this because that fucking song is so perfect. XD

[@monarosberg6036]

"I was the ufo...."