Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (With Red Dwarf Night introduction)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2012
  • Red Dwarf Night (1998)
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  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 5 лет назад +61

    The only people to make Ainsley Harriet legitimately angry.

  • @TomLaios
    @TomLaios 10 лет назад +119

    There is a range of kitchen appliances, popular here in Australia,called Smeg.They never fail to put me into "smirk mode".

    • @Walsh2571
      @Walsh2571 10 лет назад +4

      Yep, makes me laugh everyday when I put something in the dishwasher.

    • @leighburne4098
      @leighburne4098 5 лет назад +13

      You can get Smeg fridges here in the UK too. Nearly spat my breakfast out the first time I saw one round a friend's house.

    • @Saucyakld
      @Saucyakld 5 лет назад +2

      Same as me in New Zealand hahaha, cheers up my morning mood!

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 4 года назад +4

      I'm guessing whoever named those appliances doesnt know the definition of "smeg" or that it's the shortened name for "smegma"

    • @Moondog-wc4vm
      @Moondog-wc4vm 4 года назад +4

      @@HereticDuo Oh they knew! They were way ahead of Doug and Rob and they smirk smugly every time someone uses them. cool my cream in the smeg, laughter. Heat my sauce on the smeg. Laughter. Hey, where did the makers name this kitchen shit? Falling on the floor and writhing with mirth comedy! All hail the Smeg guys becausee they made Red Dwarf possible, maybe!

  • @97channel
    @97channel 9 лет назад +66

    It's interesting to note that this came between season 7 and 8, because the humor really recaptures the vibe of series' 5 and 6. The sharp one liners and the cast having their characters completely perfected.

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 9 лет назад +145

    What a night Red Dwarf night was. I will never forget it.

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 9 лет назад +6

      Andrew Chapman same here I've been a long standing member of the official fan club for 10 years now

    • @farseerflore9512
      @farseerflore9512 9 лет назад +6

      +Andrew Chapman Too true! Channel 4''s Beavis and Butthead: Moronathon was pretty good too. Another one that got taped for sure!

    • @TheOtherMoose
      @TheOtherMoose 7 лет назад +1

      james fry how can I join the fan club

    • @anonynony4410
      @anonynony4410 4 года назад +2

      It was the peak of my 12th year on earth, maybe. That and pirating all the cable channels.

    • @damimates
      @damimates 3 года назад

      i was born in 2009 so im confuse

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 4 года назад +32

    Something about Chloe Annett in a constant state of "Oh god now what" keeps making me laugh.
    And that rice switch at 21:29 onwards was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣

    • @cste1845
      @cste1845 3 года назад +3

      I think she was laughing a few times when she covered her face lol

  • @Fricasso79
    @Fricasso79 2 года назад +45

    I remember watching this when it aired. At the time, Can't Cook Won't Cook was on ALL THE TIME (it ran for a mind-boggling 685 episodes in the space of 5 years) so this skit seemed entirely normal. Now, after 23 years, having not seen Can't Cook Won't Cook in over two decades, this is among the more bizarre things I've ever seen. Of all the things to do with the Red Dwarf crew, having them participate in a now obscure 90s cooking show seems like the most off the wall bonkers idea.

    • @cheapcarstateofmind3670
      @cheapcarstateofmind3670 Год назад

      I agree. This stinks

    • @rosePetrichor
      @rosePetrichor Год назад +3

      I get the feeling that when the BBC tasked them with filling an entire night with Red Dwarf related content, they started scraping the barrel pretty early. Given that the other programmes were a painfully bad Dwarf themed University Challenge episode and a commentary/documentary called 'The Red Dwarf A-Z' (G is for GELF, R is for Rimmer), I think you can tell how much padding they had to do. Which other BBC shows from the time could they have used, though? They couldn't build any new sets or anything

  • @Skymouth
    @Skymouth 7 лет назад +148

    Patrick Stewart saluting like Rimmer for the win!

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 7 лет назад +2

      That's one of the roles that landed him a part in Family Guy. Before this, he hadn't done comedy on TV yet, save for a few corny bits in TNG that looked absolutely horrible (not his fault though).
      And in turn, seeing that Stewart could do both serious drama and over-the-top comedy, Saulnier decided to approach him with the script for Green Room, to see if he could be scary as well.

    • @fernandogarajalde4066
      @fernandogarajalde4066 5 лет назад +5

      SIR Patrick Stewart to us mortals... :)

    • @vlada
      @vlada 4 года назад +1

      that was epicly unexpected.

    • @vlada
      @vlada 4 года назад +2

      @@fernandogarajalde4066 I'll show respect & admiration to Mr Stewart but no to bullshit titles from parasitic "royalty".

    • @EmpyrionBlackthorn
      @EmpyrionBlackthorn 4 года назад

      That made me so happy.

  • @viking4130
    @viking4130 Год назад +19

    Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Piccard , doing the Rimmer special Salute , hilarious and priceless.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      Yep.
      Well, there was a problem back in the day between Star Trek and Red Dwarf.
      Though, apparently, Patrick is a big fan of the series.

  • @smokeylee1986
    @smokeylee1986 10 лет назад +20

    It was broadcast way back in 1998. I remember I was at school looking forward to it all day, Red Dwarf night lol. I think it was broadcast inbetween series seven and eight.

  • @howmuchbsisthis
    @howmuchbsisthis 11 лет назад +52

    the look on chloe's face the whole time was absolutly priceless

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +2

      The occasional cutaway to her expressions of increasing horror are perfect.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      Sexiest Kochanski ever!

  • @polkadot8788
    @polkadot8788 4 года назад +12

    Now we need a red dwarf masterchef special 🤣

  • @rubyrose9465
    @rubyrose9465 11 лет назад +18

    I love the part where Craig chucks a piece of chicken at Ainsley Harriot!

  • @declanmurphy2601
    @declanmurphy2601 8 лет назад +18

    Brilliant stuff! Red Dwarf is one of my favourite TV shows. Can't believe that this was made 17 years ago! Feel very old

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      Same
      Glad the American series didn't take off.

  • @morphing_erebus
    @morphing_erebus 10 лет назад +16

    I shed some tears laughing, especially near the end and the coriander trees. It looked like a mini forest in muddy ground with a bit of snow. XD

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV Год назад +4

    When Kochanski hits Lister with the frying pan at 9:35 it has the same sound effect as the one that Vic hits Bob with!😄😄😄

  • @MrClarkyson
    @MrClarkyson 8 лет назад +54

    no wonder lister failed the chefs exam...lol

  • @Dazaken
    @Dazaken 9 лет назад +21

    the greatest show to ever air!! Boys from the Dwarf!!

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 9 лет назад +37

    Listening to Patrick Stewart talk shit about Red Dwarf is the best thing I have ever heard x'D Not because I dislike Red Dwarf - I adore Red Dwarf... I just think hearing Captain Picard talk crap (in his monotone voice) about another sci-fi television show is hysterical.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      Have you seen Patrick on Robert Llewelyn's Carpool series...?

  • @iowadrummer7
    @iowadrummer7 10 лет назад +54

    Thanks for uploading, Ace!...What a guy...

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 11 лет назад +87

    "Me bloody rice is burning!"
    "Well that's not very professional, is it?"
    "SHUT UP!"
    LOL! XD

    • @gamelegend7765
      @gamelegend7765 6 лет назад +2

      nearly peed myself! hahaha

    • @nicholaskraft6290
      @nicholaskraft6290 Год назад

      @@gamelegend7765 been there. Peein right now lil brother.

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 9 месяцев назад

      Keith Floyd was only 50 quid more you know!

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 9 месяцев назад +1

      @nostalgiaof98 thanks for bringing me back to a 10 year old comment 😅🤣

    • @CaptainBollocks....
      @CaptainBollocks.... Месяц назад

      @Blaiddrwg2009
      At least we know you're still alive 😂

  • @nicholascrow8133
    @nicholascrow8133 Год назад +7

    Only the red dwarf crew could upstage Ainsley, only Ainsley could upstage the red dwarf crew... perfect... I love how Clare looks genuinely concerned for the boys at times!

    • @XFactor5a
      @XFactor5a 7 месяцев назад +1

      This version of Kochanski was Chloe Annett not Clare Grogan

  • @missfox5830
    @missfox5830 11 лет назад +39

    The benefit of this is you get to watch Lister throw some raw chicken at Ainsley. I have to admit I played that part a lot and then nearly went unconscious from laughing too much.

    • @jaybee9552
      @jaybee9552 Год назад

      It was 23.22 for me. Rimmer's and Dwayne's attempts at the Ainsley hip circles 😅

  • @seanjones3746
    @seanjones3746 3 года назад +3

    Sad thing is that there can never be another one of these RD nights. I will always Cherish this one though.

  • @kilimenjiro3753
    @kilimenjiro3753 7 лет назад +33

    The funny thing is Danny and Chris do seem to have some cooking skill already, even if they had to steel Ainsley's stuff.

  • @Channel-ij5px
    @Channel-ij5px 6 лет назад +6

    If kryten hadn’t corrupted his files he would be a master

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 5 лет назад +15

    I remember thinking even at the time Danny's mad chopping skills

  • @dermie52
    @dermie52 6 лет назад +4

    "Goodbye, Ace Rimmer. You were a most worthy adversary!"

  • @LordSpleach
    @LordSpleach 11 лет назад +15

    Oh God. I never thought I'd see Captain Picard do a Rimmer Salute.

  • @Exitlad27
    @Exitlad27 Год назад +1

    I think I was a bit young to remember this. I remember Red dwarf itself all the kids used to play it in the school playground we were only like seven or eight years old at the time. We would watch the latest episode the night before, and the next day, all the kids would be reanacting it on breaks and lunchtime. Everyone was arguing on who's going to play Ace Rimmer.😂
    LoL memories are great. The best days of my life, from then on, life got more complicated. Great days and a great show...😊

  • @leereadman9940
    @leereadman9940 6 лет назад +3

    l cant beleive it was in the 80's omg thats so long ago l still watch it now even my grandkids watch it too brilliant show have always loved it tfs

  • @TheChrisHype
    @TheChrisHype 2 месяца назад +1

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Danny John-Jules genuinely impressive chopping skills?

  • @raphthebard1616
    @raphthebard1616 Месяц назад +2

    The way Chloe Arnett was just traumatised the entire time

  • @MrBasildonboy
    @MrBasildonboy 9 лет назад +39

    Heaven forbid should they do this with Gordon Ramsay!

    • @1987MartinT
      @1987MartinT 8 лет назад +2

      +Benjamin Ditch I think he'd scream their fucking heads off.

    • @MrBasildonboy
      @MrBasildonboy 8 лет назад

      Indeed

    • @darthgorthaur258
      @darthgorthaur258 7 лет назад

      your not the only one to come up with this idea, guess it's in the air somewhere lol

    • @lmordro
      @lmordro 4 года назад +1

      Honestly I think Ramsey would be nicer to them than this smeghead was. This AH was an A H, to the whole cast.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      It would be fun
      Maybe Gordon could be really nice to Rimmer and hate the others...?

  • @Smegheadization
    @Smegheadization 11 лет назад +3

    i love red dwarf i have seen all them more -than a hundred times

  • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
    @DonnaLang42rockglobally 6 лет назад +4

    If the rest of Red Dwarf Night was that much fun, then it would have been an epic night.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 10 лет назад +13

    How the HELL did I not know that this existed until 2013!? I watched Red Dwarf pretty much all the way through.

  • @JamesPlaysGames95
    @JamesPlaysGames95 4 года назад +9

    I love Craig's reaction "he's going very fast!"

  • @Jete385
    @Jete385 2 года назад +18

    🤣 at 12:41 the way Rimmer looks at Dwane, never caught that before!

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 года назад +3

      Lol, me neither, thanks for the tip! 🤣

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz Год назад +5

      Rimmer always has the best facial expressions 🤣

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад +3

      Pretty much spot on for how Rimmer WOULD look at him too.

  • @vickykeeler-schofield3744
    @vickykeeler-schofield3744 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Dwayne Dibbley got a bigger cheer than The Cat!

  • @Mighty_Light
    @Mighty_Light 3 года назад +9

    7:36 I love how Ainsley wants to shake hands with Rimmer but it just won't happen :D hillarious

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 9 лет назад +6

    still funny all these years on

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 3 года назад +3

    Oh my God, it's the "yea boi" meme

  • @hilaryross6330
    @hilaryross6330 3 дня назад

    The first time I have seen this!I am honoured 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉❤😊

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 2 года назад +1

    So mad just love the posse and the delightful Kochanski 😊 of course

  • @vincentcushnahan5292
    @vincentcushnahan5292 4 года назад +1

    So FUNNY ALL THESE YEARS later Much needed in these times

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 16 дней назад +1

    25:29 Love this part where Ainsley noticed hes got the wrong pot. 😂

  • @PaulPlaysMinecraft
    @PaulPlaysMinecraft 6 лет назад +3

    how have i missed this for so long

  • @anniesauras_rex
    @anniesauras_rex 10 лет назад +4

    This will always make me smile :)

  • @Br0teas
    @Br0teas 5 лет назад +5

    Thats the Emporer Uriel Septim VII at the beginning.

  • @devincreislerstudios
    @devincreislerstudios Год назад +1

    This channel is a fever dream.

  • @RinaDasler
    @RinaDasler 8 лет назад +6

    always makes me laugh

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 9 лет назад +10

    14:57 that's how I walk down the street o.O

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 8 месяцев назад

    A little bit of tossing we like a bit of that 😂

  • @meraakyaa
    @meraakyaa 11 лет назад +3

    This is hilarious thank you so much for the upload!

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 9 лет назад +7

    Jesus, I was 14 when this came out. Not as funny as I remember. But then again, I had only just discovered those books at the time.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 7 лет назад +1

    Thanks Mr Stewart.

  • @takeshihiraoka5310
    @takeshihiraoka5310 7 лет назад +4

    insane! but funny as hell! shame I didn't get to see this.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 11 лет назад +2

    The flavour of the Pot Noodle: Mackerel Ice Cream.

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 5 лет назад +2

    This episode sure has a lot of Rimmer and Cat moments, even though Cat is in his Dyan state, but still

  • @SpicyDragonWings
    @SpicyDragonWings 8 лет назад +2

    Mark Chapman doing the continuity xD

  • @2429Ryanspeer
    @2429Ryanspeer 6 лет назад +4

    Lister: "he's going very fast" Ainsley Harriott "be careful be careful: Lister: OH SHUT UP!!!😂😂😂

  • @djlabylunajrock2817
    @djlabylunajrock2817 9 лет назад +11

    Too bad that Cat leave too fast. I love the Cat.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Год назад +1

    Ainsley harriot is a riot

  • @icemanlj2k7
    @icemanlj2k7 2 месяца назад

    The constant look of dread on Chloes face the entire time was priceless.
    Also pretty well founded given how uncooked chicken can kill you, plus watching them goof about when she has to eat whatever they make. They really should have done something else haha

  • @Diablo_Himself
    @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад +1

    Anyone else thinking Danny John Jules is a bit of a chef?
    The way he slices some of those ingredients...
    Cat should have come back and stole the food at the end.

  • @nicholaskraft6290
    @nicholaskraft6290 Год назад +2

    I totalyy didn't watch this with my kids and totally definately never not at all with my best friedns kidz

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 лет назад +2

    25:36 "YOU KNICKED MY POT!!!" LOL

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 лет назад +6

    22:09 Naughty Duane!

  • @Prickmyfingeronarose
    @Prickmyfingeronarose 7 лет назад +38

    Wow am I the only one who laughed through the whole of this? I thought it was really funny! I think seeing them go in and out of character (especially Chris) was adorable! Plus who doesn't want to see a cooking show with Duane Dibbly and the boys from the dwarf in it! BUT I do agree that Kochanski standing there in the corner bugged me... it's like she didn't know what to do with herself? They should have had her either participate more or just be out of shot while the boys got on with it, smegheads.

    • @leighburne4098
      @leighburne4098 5 лет назад +2

      No, I love this, I think it's hilarious! I'm so glad they included it on the DVDs.

    • @harrykershaw8329
      @harrykershaw8329 3 года назад +5

      Well, let’s face it, Chris is always adorable.

    • @nicholaskraft6290
      @nicholaskraft6290 Год назад

      bro snmegheads unite!!! fosho

  • @erosion271
    @erosion271 10 месяцев назад

    This is canonically the last scene from the original era of Red Dwarf. Rimmer back as a hologram with Koshanski after the events of Only the Good

  • @TheAlexHJrShow
    @TheAlexHJrShow 7 лет назад

    this was everything i thought it would be and more

  • @user-pk8fv7xv5e
    @user-pk8fv7xv5e 3 года назад

    Childish but funny. It made me forget my cold, for half an hour

  • @gamingcrazy7013
    @gamingcrazy7013 4 года назад +9

    Ainsley: THE BLOODY RICE IS BURNING!!!!
    Lister: Well, that's not very professional, isn't it?
    Ainsley: SHUT UP!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fernandogarajalde4066
    @fernandogarajalde4066 5 лет назад +2

    Hattie Hayridge (the 2nd "Holly") - I'm sure she CAN smeg and woud've smegged us a great dish! But the boys did it up well.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад

      A computer screen wouldn't be able to cook though...?

  • @andrewmccullough9334
    @andrewmccullough9334 2 года назад +3

    Patrick Stewart is a damn treasure

  • @DemonKingOFFICIAL
    @DemonKingOFFICIAL 2 года назад +1

    This is awesome

  • @paigeturner9847
    @paigeturner9847 6 лет назад +2

    Would love to see a red dwarf/Hell’s Kitchen blend, lol

  • @LeeOCGaming
    @LeeOCGaming 6 лет назад

    brilliant intro

  • @JARedwolf100
    @JARedwolf100 7 лет назад +4

    The British have an outstanding talent in making the best Sci/fi comedies, especially with a low budget and terrible costumes which just makes it more...alluring then any fancy high budget CGI stuff. Another British sci/fi comedy that has this flair, granted it's nowhere near as good as Red Dwarf, and it is called Hyperdrive. Shame Hyperdrive only had a two season run but it has elements of Red Dwarf and such that makes it very fun to watch.

    • @bigtree7721
      @bigtree7721 3 года назад

      Thanks, I'll check that out!

  • @odraciskatube7725
    @odraciskatube7725 Год назад

    kryten trying his best to present the plate was genius droid comedy!

  • @bluesrocker91
    @bluesrocker91 7 лет назад +3

    Had no idea Ainsley Harriot was a G.E.L.F...

  • @sambee8982
    @sambee8982 10 лет назад +4

    lol, this episode is screamingly funny! Paticularly the bits where Ainsley gets really cross with the crew, especially the bit where the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients for the show! But I think that bit was inspired from Ready Steady Cook, where contestants bring in ingredients for the chef from their own shopping under a fiver. To me it sounds like an episode of can't cook won't cook gone wrong! 

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад +1

      Ready Steady Smeg?

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 4 месяца назад

      @@Diablo_Himself Yeah, it could be....

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sambee8982 Could be a whole series: Goit's Kitchen...
      Ramsay's Gimboid Nightmares... MasterSmeg... Great British Smeg Off...
      How about Smeg Apprentice? Dragon's Goit?
      Gimboid News? The Daily Smeg?

  • @zakthewarcat3172
    @zakthewarcat3172 Год назад

    OMG I didn't know this episode existed

  • @nicholaskraft6290
    @nicholaskraft6290 Год назад +2

    it's obvious this was between beatles era and 9/11 c'mon

  • @ianevans4249
    @ianevans4249 11 лет назад

    simple class

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 3 года назад +1

    18:04 “I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING. YOU THINK I’M BLIND?!!!!!”. 😅

  • @BlackVulpine
    @BlackVulpine 2 года назад +1

    Imagine we had Gordon Ramsay up in here!

  • @danielfennessey
    @danielfennessey 4 года назад +1

    "OH SHUT UP!!!" XD

  • @danielfennessey
    @danielfennessey 4 года назад

    Future match of the day host Mark Chapman on continuity announcing duties.

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 3 года назад

    Big Goblin Energy

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 16 дней назад

    10:09 The arrival of Dwayne Dibley.

  • @amythebuilderbear1298
    @amythebuilderbear1298 8 лет назад +2

    omg captain Picard

  • @kate34101
    @kate34101 2 года назад

    I must have been 9 or 10 when I tried to follow this tutorial. I'm lucky my parents bought me the ingredients.

  • @joshhutchison6201
    @joshhutchison6201 4 года назад

    lol - Brilliant :)

  • @gavinkurn
    @gavinkurn 2 года назад

    Red drawf my favorite show stands next to only fools and horses

  • @123ocelot
    @123ocelot 10 лет назад +2

    this is too funny

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 10 лет назад

      It's only funny when Ainsley gets cross with the crew, particularly the bit when the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients.

  • @matthall3077
    @matthall3077 Год назад +1

    Recorded On Valentine’s Day 1998

  • @Fullagarmovies7251
    @Fullagarmovies7251 9 лет назад +2

    1/3 of the entire thing is setup and introduction... Sounds like series viii. ;)

    • @bananabreadthenotsogreat9318
      @bananabreadthenotsogreat9318 6 лет назад +1

      yup......series 8 was a complete and total and utter and heap and abundance and mountain of smeg

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 лет назад +2

    6:40 LOL

  • @noir-214
    @noir-214 3 месяца назад

    15:30 Best face award 🏆