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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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  • @TheTaleForge
    @TheTaleForge  6 лет назад +253

    The game is, as far as can be told, "Making History: The Calm & The Storm." It's available on Steam, but there may be some trouble with the game's licensing software and there are reports of it shutting itself down as a result.

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 6 лет назад +1

      Cloak and Dagger it hasn’t shut down yet, are there still results of it?

    • @thallan
      @thallan 6 лет назад +2

      but in making history you can't be argentina.

    • @apatheticAstronaut
      @apatheticAstronaut 6 лет назад +1

      Thallan i looked into it and you actually can play as argentina in the calm and the storm

    • @thallan
      @thallan 6 лет назад +1

      ThePolarclaw huh, steam lied to me then.

    • @Dangermad
      @Dangermad 5 лет назад +8

      This story has convinced me to buy the game, wish me luck.

  • @Rebellions
    @Rebellions 6 лет назад +97

    "Ended up as Argentina"
    Don't need to hear any more, you won.
    You DO NOT fuck with a good player starting as Argentina in multiplayer

    • @beckyhartley9502
      @beckyhartley9502 5 лет назад +12

      *laughs in Falklands*

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 Год назад

      What game is this please

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Год назад +1

      @@stain1095 By the descriptions given, I believe it is called "Making History: The Calm & the Storm" probably gold edition but the actions described match the structure of that game.

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 Год назад

      @@Rebellions Thanks

  • @IMarcaI
    @IMarcaI 6 лет назад +312

    I had a similar experience, as part of a school project to learn about international politics.
    It was a live action game set in a modern fictional world, with each student having different political roles for their respective countries. The whole game was governed by the UN with what was basically US (played by the teachers) at the head. After a while quite a few of us got bored by the heavy handed control of the UN. So we split and formed our own faction, the teachers didn't approve and threatened us both financially and economically. We din't back down and mobilized our forces (which outnumbered the remaining UN). In return the teachers announced that they had nuclear weapons (a thing never mentioned before) and fired them on three of our coalition's countries. The game ended shortly after since most of the students didn't bother participating since most agreed that the teachers were sore losers and left instead.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 6 лет назад +34

      and this is why you never bs your players

    • @damaldazzar
      @damaldazzar 6 лет назад +29

      Marcedus the «rocks fall» of strategy-games

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +27

      Should have kept going. Remind those idjits that a nuclear winter is a bad idea. But good on you on walking out on their bullshit.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 5 лет назад +23

      Should have talked things through with some more open minded UN members(teachers), even if you guys mobilized and created your own factions, UN shouldn't just fire nukes at a problem, ergo, you could persuade some of UN members to leave UN and start creating united front with rest of the players with casus beli of UN council leader not adhering to UN council rules

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 лет назад +4

      @@soldiersPL while that is cool to think on, the other teachers would have been sore losers.

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 6 лет назад +225

    Japan possibly MVP though. Great story.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +20

      Indeed, as Anon stated, he was losing against China, and even though it changed at some point for him to spare his forces, the fact that he was building a Zerg fleet was ballsy AF and I love it.

    • @ampersandKnuckles
      @ampersandKnuckles 6 лет назад +22

      Pearl Harbor on goddamn steroids

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +18

      andKnuckles 50 carriers, that's more than all naval powers at the time combined, considering how Japan was on shortage in a lot of things, he must have canabilized a lot of shit to get it going.

    • @ericosborne4122
      @ericosborne4122 6 лет назад +15

      I think his plan was to use that fleet for pearl harbor which makes it even funnier

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +11

      @@ericosborne4122 and no one stopped him... Not one person noticed the rise of 50 carriers.

  • @Drakshl
    @Drakshl 5 лет назад +86

    The warrior king of Argentina and his freinds the opertunistic Egyptian and the grand emperor of production efficiency lead the axis forces to victory

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 6 лет назад +44

    Japan in this is something I like to call “Dumbass Ex Machina,” where someone has a plan so stupid it reverses a hopeless situation

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 4 года назад +5

      I know it as "Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass,"

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 5 лет назад +39

    we were too busy expecting the spanish inquisition, we didn't expect a japanese one.

  • @professionalantichristhate528
    @professionalantichristhate528 5 лет назад +14

    Did a similar thing in school run history club using HOI4, teacher was being really pushy and trying to get us all to run it a specific way, Me (playing USSR) conspire with Germany, both burst into cackling laughter as the Berlin-Moscow Axis is formed, conquer the world, teacher mad. Victory achieved.

  • @1145223bena
    @1145223bena 5 лет назад +99

    Things were looking grim until the Japanese arrived. Coming over the Oceanside

  • @Captain1nsaneo
    @Captain1nsaneo 6 лет назад +46

    Did a somewhat similar simulation but it was live action, zero sum, and just student groups. Thanks to the rules needing ~3/4th military advantage to win a war our country of neutral militant amazons were the king makers in a world war that saw the rest of the class group up against one scripted evil nation. We demanded a massive bribe from the aggressors to stay out of the conflict with half up front. After they agreed the remaining group, resigned to their doom, offered up a bribe and all the spoils of war if we defended them. A failed war saw the aggressors lose somewhere between 25 to 50% of their total resources in spoils which would be split between the victors. This was a full figure above what was needed to get points for the assignment. We defended the isolated nation and fleeced the rest of the class to the point where it was impossible for them to actually reach their resource goals without massive dissolution. Sure our president got thrown against a wall outside of class for the betrayal but pain is temporary and glory is forever.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +11

      Barely understanding it, but if someone got thrown against the wall and someone got screwed, it's all good.

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 6 лет назад +106

    There are plenty of channels that read out thread stories, but yours is the only one that actually has effort put into it. All the others just find a popular thread and run it through a TTS program and put a few crappy memes on the screen. You, on the other hand, take the time to read it out coherently and with emotions. Also, you pronounce words correctly, especially with the “All Guardsman Party” episodes, as TTS programs just love saying “Tee-Rye-Nids”. All in all, I love your content and hope you continue to create it.

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад

      Pretzelbomb
      ruclips.net/user/MrGreenTexts
      ruclips.net/user/ThatGuyWithAVoice
      ruclips.net/channel/UCkaVUGLDZdSiel21lH5yRug

  • @barronasi_4737
    @barronasi_4737 5 лет назад +56

    Mfw no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 5 лет назад +4

      None of them have seen Monty python and that damn cup, I mean, The Holy Grail.

    • @cameronsmith3047
      @cameronsmith3047 5 лет назад +2

      The ARGENTINAN INQUISITION

  • @spyrojyro7202
    @spyrojyro7202 6 лет назад +51

    Oh I didn’t realize I owned a copy of this game. Neat!

    • @maximdrager3639
      @maximdrager3639 6 лет назад

      Spyro Jyro what's the game called?

    • @spyrojyro7202
      @spyrojyro7202 6 лет назад +7

      Maxim Drager I might have been wrong. I have Making History: World War while the story describes Making History the Calm & The Storm.

  • @tempest2988
    @tempest2988 5 лет назад +26

    japan enters and shiroyama starts playing

    • @razorraptor2247
      @razorraptor2247 5 лет назад +4

      BUSHIDO, DIGNIFIED!

    • @tempest2988
      @tempest2988 5 лет назад +3

      RazorRaptor 22 it’s the last stand of The samurai

    • @razorraptor2247
      @razorraptor2247 5 лет назад +4

      @@tempest2988 Surrounded, and outnumbered!

    • @tempest2988
      @tempest2988 5 лет назад +3

      @@razorraptor2247 60 TO 1 THE SWORD FACE THE GUN!

  • @ramendude4062
    @ramendude4062 5 лет назад +7

    That teachers a absolute legend for letting them play a game in class. And even being a good sport when they lost.

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 5 лет назад +1

      He would be, if the story was remotely true. It's green text /chan/ post which automatically shoves it into the suspect category because green text on 4Chan is code for "made up story". This was posted in 2016, even assuming that the Anonymous poster was still in 8th grade or had just moved on to 9th, there's literally no way a teacher now could get away with people playing a computer game for a week or more (absolutely no way this was all in one day). The lack of actual game name is another red flag, and it literally can't be what Cloak and Dagger thinks it is because the game did not exist in 2016. Also no way that a teacher would play the game with his classes all day for weeks on end, for 4 years and not get in shit for it. Or have enough computers for a class to participate at the numbers he is mentioning.
      It's a badly made up story about how Anon wasn't favored by the teacher and was an underdog but still won the day for the class and Axis powers. Because 4chan.

    • @craigkuhlman6869
      @craigkuhlman6869 4 года назад

      @@DwarfyDoodad
      The name of the game, so others have found, is "Making History: The Calm and The Storm"

    • @Piratejoe44
      @Piratejoe44 4 года назад +1

      @@DwarfyDoodad The game is, as has been stated, Making history: The calm and the storm. Which was made over ten years ago in 2007. It is, in fact used for educational purposes in a few schools curriculum's about WW2. Additionally, just because its a chan post doesn't mean its a made up story, and Green text is just a way to fragment sections of a story for easier reading, as was done in this instance, or for summary's and criticism in response to other posts. Additionally, you vastly overestimate the time it would take to play a game like this, and vastly underestimate the amount of computers a school can have. Additionally, even if it took a week like you estimate, there have been times where a class focuses on a single project for longer, even an entire month.

  • @Dragonman0007
    @Dragonman0007 5 лет назад +4

    11:33 And that was how teenagers totally obliterated complex war strategies.

  • @Pastafari4
    @Pastafari4 6 лет назад +12

    Shit. Closest we did was two fold. Once we played as like the UN Security council in like 9th or 10th grade and then in Upper Secondary where we just played Risk.

  • @GenralG7
    @GenralG7 5 лет назад +8

    10/10 teacher

  • @timeenoughatlast3368
    @timeenoughatlast3368 5 лет назад +5

    HOW DARE THAT BRITISH PLAYER LOSE TO THE GOD DAM ITALIANS

  • @Haukipesukone
    @Haukipesukone 5 лет назад +2

    Touching and beautiful. If only we had a time machine...

  • @copperpepper5353
    @copperpepper5353 4 года назад +2

    “COME TO BRAZIL!!!”
    Argentina has entered the chat

  • @Taheen93
    @Taheen93 6 лет назад +4

    Oh glorious C&D, might ye favor us with that most beloved of tales, the story of Adept Grendel, from the annals of Dark Heresy tomfoolery?

  • @variableschange17
    @variableschange17 6 лет назад +2

    This was great. If you find anything else like this, I hope you decide to do more of it.

  • @foddorais1422
    @foddorais1422 6 лет назад +20

    Could you do "the man who cried Crendel"

  • @thecrimsonmeteor
    @thecrimsonmeteor 6 лет назад +5

    I NEED to play this game

    • @TheTaleForge
      @TheTaleForge  6 лет назад +6

      The game is *probably* Making History: The Calm & The Storm, but there's no way of knowing for certain. Be warned, Steam reviews suggest it may be broken (although more recent reviews suggest that it's been fixed).

  • @LordSeal7
    @LordSeal7 4 года назад +1

    THESE ARE ALWAYS GOOD I SWAR TO GOD

  • @caelanforeman8639
    @caelanforeman8639 5 лет назад +1

    Only 39 seconds into the video I think I already knew what was going to happen

  • @darthcalyx8986
    @darthcalyx8986 5 лет назад +1

    meanwhyile in japan "TENOHAG BANZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @shadow931000
    @shadow931000 5 лет назад +1

    coolest... teacher... EVER!!

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 5 лет назад

      If only the teacher existed and this actually happened. It's a 4chan green text underdog story. I mean the whole class cheers when he wins and the teacher calls Anon the most fun player he has ever played against ever in the whole time he has been doing this for 4 years. Because they have to otherwise what's the point in the story.
      It's a made up 4Chan story.

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 года назад

      DwarfyDoodad obviously but it’s still entertaining to listen to

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 6 лет назад +9

    He should have picked Serbia

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 3 года назад

    Cool teacher.

  • @FayneRogue
    @FayneRogue 6 лет назад

    Another awesome reading. Keep up the good work. ^^

  • @Visbee
    @Visbee 5 лет назад

    Japan does fucking Pearl Harbor 2.0 at the end lelelelelelel

  • @lemontv7883
    @lemontv7883 5 лет назад

    11:14 now thats what i call a bangin teacher

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 2 года назад +1

    What game is it

  • @MercenaryX21
    @MercenaryX21 6 лет назад +1

    I'm really curious about something, what the computer game where they playing?

  • @joshtr-sd3mr
    @joshtr-sd3mr 6 лет назад

    This is Amazing!

  • @Pax00Imperium
    @Pax00Imperium 6 лет назад +8

    Is this teacher in Edmonton? I got a feeling I might know who this is.

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 6 лет назад +1

      That or Mr.bear. That guy was awesome! he me ( a nerd w/o friends) play Yoshimitsu during the warring states and totally allowed us to vote to collect together the Philippines and the Koreas to make a massive south china coalition to face off against another class. rather then server an emperor.

    • @mrv4953
      @mrv4953 5 лет назад

      If you do what game is this

  • @brenwan2190
    @brenwan2190 5 лет назад

    of course this is an under dog story.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 лет назад +1

    I just want to know what game this is, i quite like strategy games and i would love to play that...

  • @donuttheturtle2.070
    @donuttheturtle2.070 5 лет назад +2

    Bruh I chose Costa Rica I wrecked everyone bcz I made treaties with everyone played the fool so no one noticed me attacked peeps in the class who won’t speak if I ask em too then grew my army no one knew what I was doing I joined both sides by lying since no one ever checked me cause like I said when I was acting no one cared I then took everyone out and then said I was Axis no one was Axis except me Germany and 2 others we still one

  • @defender9200
    @defender9200 6 лет назад +1

    What's the game?

  • @craigkuhlman6869
    @craigkuhlman6869 4 года назад

    Wait, so basically CoD: Ghosts but 1940s

  • @Cissonius
    @Cissonius 5 лет назад

    10/10

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 5 лет назад

    dont cry for me argentina

  • @pigl4t1
    @pigl4t1 5 лет назад

    Hard carry Argentinians

  • @jameshill2812
    @jameshill2812 4 года назад +1

    Argentina OP plz nerf

  • @kingcrowbro2486
    @kingcrowbro2486 6 лет назад +1

    But the really important question is.....
    Do you still play it?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 5 лет назад +1

      This guy just reads the stories, not write/live them.

  • @maksudshtrudel1089
    @maksudshtrudel1089 5 лет назад

    Is USA the strongest force in your history books, because even though it’s strong our books say it’s not that strong

  • @davidwebb4167
    @davidwebb4167 5 лет назад +1

    Your teacher is bad at strategy

  • @samwhary5498
    @samwhary5498 5 лет назад

    You are very good at RTS huh?

  • @perrinbesch40
    @perrinbesch40 6 лет назад

    This reminds me of a stupid little game we played in Poly Sci. I was given the warrior nation and given the goal of building my army. Unfortunately, the teacher was one of those idiots who thinks the UN can do no wrong. So when I had my big ass army I decided my neighbor looked tasty and declared war. Even though his capital was less than a day's march from my border the game's rules you must have exactly three times your enemies armies and your enemies allies armies combined else you lose the war immediately and are booted from the game. so even though I had factored that in when I was making allies. one guy was pissed that I wasn't giving him enough land and turned against me. tactics be damned. My industrial advantage and naval dominance ignored by the teacher. The Nation of Spartonia is not allowed to go to war because fuck you outnumbered means outgunned and tactics are for pussies.

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 года назад

    God I wish I could get all of my brothers to play a 4x game with me, all they ever play is call of duty. It would be so fun to compete against them building empires watching alliances be forged and broken and watching war rage amongst family.

  • @pandagamer-hg5be
    @pandagamer-hg5be 2 года назад

    I only have one word for this: *che*

  • @Hopalongtom
    @Hopalongtom 6 лет назад +7

    Pfft "America wouldn't let them get too powerful!" XD Yeah right, those war profiteers supported both sides till their base got attacked!

    • @Peashooter521
      @Peashooter521 5 лет назад +3

      Thats just historicly innacurate

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 5 лет назад

    oh wow lol

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 6 лет назад

    Fuck yeah Japan

  • @jordanthecommander6977
    @jordanthecommander6977 6 лет назад

    Jesus Christ

  • @robertd686
    @robertd686 5 лет назад

    I don't get why teachers think using a game to showcase history is a good idea...

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere 5 лет назад +2

      It IS a good idea.
      It engages the people in an actual fn environment where they might want to know more about the units, where games like AOE happilly pack in historical facts.

  • @icygalactic3936
    @icygalactic3936 5 лет назад

    7