Hunting focus, dog/cat (dog is more likely with hunting) rerolling to get gluttonous (and hopefully fat eventually, feasts should help), does dark familiar clash with pet, and if not then can it give health? I know there are some artefacts that give health but I doubt you can get them that quick. Technically a very good physician and a mild illness on something that already doesn't take much health would actually increase your health but it's undependable. If you start with military education you get +0.5 health. you technically can get rowdy/strong (not sure which) from an event in martial focus but you can't afford to risk 5 years on that for an EXTREMELY rare event Can a vassalized countess get the seeking immortality event, because I remember the martial one giving you robust BUT you need AT LEAST 9 years to get rank 4 since joining
Iceland is actually extremely strong. You're immune to the black death, meaning if you set it to frequent you have very easy conquest. Also, merchant republic = OP
You should go watch Shut up & Sit Down's review of the game called Archipelago, they couldn't settle on a right pronunciation so they went for all of them
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You could also try to get insanely lucky with the Babushka by having the following unlikely events happen: 1) Have the Immortality quest chain fire. 2) Survive long enough for the entire quest chain to play out. 3) Turn out to have had a real immortal, not a charlatan, as your mentor. 4) Succeed in the correct mentor's correct test by picking the correct answer... and then getting quite lucky. Yeah. It certainly ain't moving her any higher in this list.
King Eadmund of east Anglia was a real dude and pretty metal. The story goes that he didn’t want to convert so the Vikings tied him to a tree and made him into a pin cushion with arrows. They knew that Christians believed in very specific burial rights and if the whole body wasn’t present to be buried, the person couldn’t go to heaven. So, they cut of eadmunds head and hid it in the woods. Eadmund was pretty chill about the whole ordeal, and played a Viking age game of Marco Polo with the east Anglians, guiding them to his head with his disembodied voice. When they found his head, it was being guarded by a fox, so animals wouldn’t eat it. They buried him and now he’s a catholic saint.
I had an interesting experience playing Iceland campaign. I played it even before the Holy Fury dlc came out. >Started as opm chief of Iceland. >conquered my neighbor (with event troops because of steward "build a legend" activity). >married the sister of Ragnarr, created an alliance with him. >used it to conquer Gothland (wasted my Subjugation cb on it). >raised an army a bit with 500 prestige, used it to coquer Føroyar and most of it's de-jure duchy. >changed religion to catholic, took a loan, expelled jews, invited some rich landless persons to court. They were soon spied, slandered, imprisoned and expelled for the reason unknown (but their gold wasn't expelled, lol) >created the duchies of Iceland, Føroyar and Gothland, used a desicion to create a custom kingdom, so I am no longer de-jure part of Norway. >Converted to merchant republic. >After 200 years, my Great republic of Iceland didn't expand any borders, but instead it developed in depth. Now it is an abolutly centralized state with 10 well-developed holdings, that is colonizing the whole Britain with it's trade posts. Some kingdoms try to break free, but they don't stay a chance against the brave 10k troops of my holings' levy, retinues and custom mercenary company. My ruler has 100 monthly income, my capital is the richest county in the world. Yeah, IMHO, that wasn't difficult country to play.
I started as Count Giacopo and within one generation I was the king of Eygpt, most starting places are easy if you just betroth your children to strong realms. If you fabricate a claim to the land to the right of the Pope you can semi easily become a Duke and expand more from there.
Oh god, everytime I see King Phineas of Semien it triggers my PTSD. I have tried to make a successful jewish campaign far too many times and I never managed to do it.
I managed to pull off the Kingdom of David achievement starting as him. Granted it took about a week of playing and I failed on my first try due to being burned at the stake as a heretic after pledging allegiance to the Muslim emperor. Pro tip on that never become a counselor if you are still openly Jewish. Because if you do you will be in their court and they can execute you. Also focus on getting the silk road trade post's around the horn of Africa in internal wars and moving your capital. Things get easier after that.
It's easier nowadays - secret religion, China interactions... I did this as a nearby tribal ruler, whom became Jewish after holywarring Semien and reforming as MR (Jewish MR - for more narrative, ya know - all those Radhanite quarters...everywhere). Suck Pooh milk for years (tributary and/or marriage) and ask him to shatter Abba, easy from there :)
I remember playing Crusader Kings 2, I had a very powerful nation, but one day i was at war with 2 other kingdoms and winning, But then i got declared war on by another, They were no king but a mere adventurer, I laughed at the adventurer at first, But this i looked at their profile only to see that they had over 53k troops and were destined.
Time to one-up your Iceland, I started as Iceland in 769 prior to the Monks, became Marathi, Hindu, and got the British Raj achievement in the process. Still one of the funnest games I've ever played of CK2.
I kept thinking that every single ruler was the absolute worst, until you got to the next one. Also, LOVE that reference to bill wurtz ;) Also, jesus christ this writing, "busting his nut on #3" goddamn pure genius.
@@valonyaver600 yep but I don't know why Paradox believes that in Canary Island we were moors previous to the conquest... maybe because they were lazy to design a new model for natives...
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Thanks everyone. I missed out on sword of Islam but at least I got to finally play last night. Also the word play actually means hover off the ui and read tool tips and just click on everything to try and figure out what it does.
I'm currently playing Maldives. It's the year 923 and my grandson just inheired Raj of Vengi from his mother who was married to my son. Then he actually conquered Andhara so he is Maharaja right now and he is also my successor. Yes, I have primogeniture succesion law because my spy studied legalism technology in Byzantium. So as you see, playing as Thakur of Maldives is not that boring and pointless as you may think.
#5 Nordland is my favorite state to play as. It's not bad at all compared to the others you mentioned. I think the set up for the start date can be fixed easily by just switching your capital to Austisland.
Iceland 867 is a really fun, and absolutely doable start. Ever heard of viking raids? (plenty of ships) OP Pagan prestige retinues? Just pick 'Become king' ambition and you get free subjugation CB's on everyone in your kingdom. You can blob like crazy as ANY Pagan Norseman with decent martial in 867. Iceland 1066, Now that's hard!
High Chief Zistisbor of Sorbia in the 867 bookmark is pretty bad, you can't really invade it's neighbours, which are Greater Poland, a tributary of Greater Moravia and East Francia. In the north, however, is the Chiefdom of Dymin, which is worth like nothing. You start with a trash army and only 2 martial. And most of the time, you get invaded by Greater Poland, which you'll probably not survive.
Iceland is fun as. They are not bad if you know what you are doing. In my playthrough I focused on ship building, made my way from Iceland to Ireland and began my conquest to conquer to the UK. It was really fun.
pretty cool that you started with count luitfredo. i just played a campaign with him where i became king of galicia as a catholic INSIDE the ummayad caliphate
I actually had a pretty good came of Giocopo; I was able to take over most of Italy while remaining a vassal to the Pope. If I remember correctly, I conquered the counties of Southern Italy and took advantage of HRE civil wars. By the end I was a Duke, the Pope's ONLY vassal, and very wealthy.
I once formed a merchant empire, starting in Iceland ended up conquering france, scotland, england, wales, ireland, scandinavia, muscovy, jerusalem, castille, part of morocco, arabia, ethiopia, some land in the caspians sea and the holy roman empire. Sometimes you just got to go full merchant.
You neglect to mention Sawdan also has to deal with the fact that his lands are De Jure Byzantine Empire territory, so there is literally a looming threat that they or their vassals might declare war on him at any moment.
I usually do the 769 start so for some of these guys I can play it in non iron man mode and use wemod and some cheese to get these guys up there real fast and see what happens.
Not only is Luitfredo of Santiago a horrible ruler because of his being the only Suebi ruler in the game and his lack of heirs but if you play as the king of Asturias in 769 that guy is ALWAYS plotting against you.
I actually had an Eadmund of East Anglia campaign....let's just say the Vikings didn't last 20 years and I formed Brittany within 50 years. Fun campaign that one was....would recommend a Brittany campaign any day.
I was actually able to unite Iceland and form the Kingdom of Norway from Sudorland, it's all about hitting people while they're down and gathering a fortune from raiding.
I see this "dotted" province demesne province borders in nearly all your videos - could you please advise which mod does that? It looks really good and I'd like to use it too :-)
I'm a relatively new player and I rolled over the entire north and formed the Empire of Scandinavia with relative ease from Iceland. It's not a hard start at all.
I actually managed to make myself the king of France as a descendant of Giacopo, as well as Emperor of the Latin empire. Secured my position as the duke of Salerno and Capua in the south while still working for the Pope-man, and then won France in a crusade against the Aztecs (random Aztek start date, so obviously they showed up the DAY after 50 years had passed, or near enough, chose the self-serving crusader option), pushed my brother into the Latin Empire when the crusade came around again and the Venetians did their thing, my brother was murdered (not by me...) and was inherited by me. Put a cousin in charge of Orvieto and granted him independence to avoid the inevitable excommunication and moved to Paris, my cousin quickly (and wisely) swore fealty to the Pope. Was never threatened by the Pope in the 75 years or so I worked for him as a loyal vassal. The line of Giacopo had the permanent chancellorship of the Papacy during the entire period.
Kingdom of David isn't even close to impossible, it's not even that hard of a challenge, just start under the abbasids as a governor of Jerusalem,secure a large portion in the caliphate, and start secretly converting all provinces to jewish
3:30 Hey, i played this one. I counquered entire middle east and formed israel. And for some reason didn't get the achivement even tho i was playing on ironman and the game said i could get achivements at the start of it.
The worst part and complaint for me about Count Lucitfredo is suebi and suebi cannot prepare reconquest war. Suebi is a culture only found in Iberian and should be able to use that mechanic, central germanic or not.
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thank you for this!
Can you install mods such as Elder Kings and A Game of Thrones if you have the Steam version of the game?
Serge Lévesque yes ive seen people do it idk how but you can
The Sword of Islam DLC was also free for a few days last week.
Thx,already signed it just need to draw the code and put it on the steam code thing
The worst ruler in CK2 is me when I accidentally click surrender instead of enforce demands >:D
*Northernlion Reconquista flashbacks intensifies
Me in eu4 when i beat ottomans with byzantion and i accidentally clicked accept capitulation XD :/ ;(
I was like that until I started HOI4 it's only kill or get killed
fail koifish fail.
@@Urlocallordandsavior god that hurt to watch
"Nobody conquers the Tamil Kings"
Amazing Bill Wurtz reference.
TBF historically only people who managed it was the British
except for me. *proceeds to conquer the tamil kings.*
@@TheManofthecross most of the tamil kings
@@marcus4046 right you should had put that bit in the statement or that caviate in there somewhere. lul
@@TheManofthecross gonna do it they way bill would say it...
"there is no way you can conquer me!" says the tamil kings while being conquered
"I thought this was a video of ISP" comments are coming
I thought this was a video of ISP
And again i thought the same thing
And again again i thought the same thing
To be honest, that was a first thing I thought about that intro
I thought this was a video of ISP
Now you have to play a campaign as that ancient woman
I tried 6 times to get her to leader of satanic cult for demon impregnation but she dies so quickly, a campaign would be very short lived lol
just savescum ez
Hunting focus, dog/cat (dog is more likely with hunting) rerolling to get gluttonous (and hopefully fat eventually, feasts should help), does dark familiar clash with pet, and if not then can it give health?
I know there are some artefacts that give health but I doubt you can get them that quick.
Technically a very good physician and a mild illness on something that already doesn't take much health would actually increase your health but it's undependable.
If you start with military education you get +0.5 health.
you technically can get rowdy/strong (not sure which) from an event in martial focus but you can't afford to risk 5 years on that for an EXTREMELY rare event
Can a vassalized countess get the seeking immortality event, because I remember the martial one giving you robust
BUT you need AT LEAST 9 years to get rank 4 since joining
This is a very informative post thank you!
@@AlzaboHD your welcome
“Phineas of Semen“
I would like this bc it's funny but on the other hand your GI profile picture is too cringy
@@e.a.forrest1968 Ok /leftypol/
Penis of Semen
*FERB,I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY*
@@e.a.forrest1968 your profile picture is cringy my friend
Iceland is actually extremely strong. You're immune to the black death, meaning if you set it to frequent you have very easy conquest. Also, merchant republic = OP
The only issue is that you sometimes have too many troops for your boats and so can't raid, but once you can, the world is your Hákarl
(Plague inc. flasbacks)
Also prepared invasions and warrior lodge
@@Dmitrisnikioff until the british isles etc retaliates and ends you.
@@TheManofthecross Usually they're not a huge issue, especially if they aren't united. It's not like if you foolishly try and settle on the mainland
It's genuinely amazing and impressive just how many words you fail to correctly pronounce.
Welcome to the channel : - )
I fucking lost it at "King Phineas of Semen"
Giocopo is worst lol
Rude
He is american so he is excused
Once formed the HRE starting as the count of western Iceland in 769. Im a sucker for pain
You sick sick masochist
Christian Iceland makes me sick
phineas of WHAT
How does one pronounce Semien
@@AlzaboHD I think it's Sem-yen
Lol right
@@AlzaboHD say-me-an?
As soon as I heard it, I came looking for a comment like this haha
Weirdest pronunciation of archipelago I have ever heard.
Still though, great video as always.
And the most sexy pronunciation of semien too
1:31 Archipelago
4:07 Israelites
Enjoy!
You should go watch Shut up & Sit Down's review of the game called Archipelago, they couldn't settle on a right pronunciation so they went for all of them
@@ajrobbins368 Not forgetting 4:26 Giacopo
Mujahidin and Shaykhah
"No one conquers the Tamil kings" Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell
Who are the Tamil Kings?
@@divine2962 Merchants, probably
@João Aurélio who would like to buy the spices?
@João Aurélio Swiftly buying them and redistributing it to europe.
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This thunbnail reminds me of the Ancap flag
Complete with the Frenchman from monty python noless!
With a silly person on top of yet another silly idea.
I guess you guys prefer good old slavery.
@@CakeRocketProduction Being a type of anarchism already implies that xD
You could also try to get insanely lucky with the Babushka by having the following unlikely events happen:
1) Have the Immortality quest chain fire.
2) Survive long enough for the entire quest chain to play out.
3) Turn out to have had a real immortal, not a charlatan, as your mentor.
4) Succeed in the correct mentor's correct test by picking the correct answer... and then getting quite lucky.
Yeah. It certainly ain't moving her any higher in this list.
Late reply, but when female reaches ~45 years in this game, her fertility is set to 0% and you get -6(?) modifier " is past child-bearing age"
King Eadmund of east Anglia was a real dude and pretty metal. The story goes that he didn’t want to convert so the Vikings tied him to a tree and made him into a pin cushion with arrows. They knew that Christians believed in very specific burial rights and if the whole body wasn’t present to be buried, the person couldn’t go to heaven. So, they cut of eadmunds head and hid it in the woods. Eadmund was pretty chill about the whole ordeal, and played a Viking age game of Marco Polo with the east Anglians, guiding them to his head with his disembodied voice. When they found his head, it was being guarded by a fox, so animals wouldn’t eat it. They buried him and now he’s a catholic saint.
@The Nova renaissance it was Aella from northumbria
Who else ships Mu’unis & Adelgundis?
Its been a while since Ive laughed this hard.
Something about these lords in their...enviable positions.
Its the definition of a Greek Comedy.
Hey, sometimes people are just born to suffer...
I’ve actually played the Sawdan Emirate and managed to work my way up to Sultan of Italy.
Iceland is actually pretty easy honestly, mainly because you can raid
I had an interesting experience playing Iceland campaign. I played it even before the Holy Fury dlc came out.
>Started as opm chief of Iceland.
>conquered my neighbor (with event troops because of steward "build a legend" activity).
>married the sister of Ragnarr, created an alliance with him.
>used it to conquer Gothland (wasted my Subjugation cb on it).
>raised an army a bit with 500 prestige, used it to coquer Føroyar and most of it's de-jure duchy.
>changed religion to catholic, took a loan, expelled jews, invited some rich landless persons to court. They were soon spied, slandered, imprisoned and expelled for the reason unknown (but their gold wasn't expelled, lol)
>created the duchies of Iceland, Føroyar and Gothland, used a desicion to create a custom kingdom, so I am no longer de-jure part of Norway.
>Converted to merchant republic.
>After 200 years, my Great republic of Iceland didn't expand any borders, but instead it developed in depth. Now it is an abolutly centralized state with 10 well-developed holdings, that is colonizing the whole Britain with it's trade posts. Some kingdoms try to break free, but they don't stay a chance against the brave 10k troops of my holings' levy, retinues and custom mercenary company. My ruler has 100 monthly income, my capital is the richest county in the world.
Yeah, IMHO, that wasn't difficult country to play.
@@anobstinatecephalopod4605 i tried playing in iceland, but then i got bored and delleted my save LOL
This is like the only Paradox youtuber that doesnt rely on shitty memes or clickbait. i love this channel
"Oswaldo take me"
-Said no one ever
I would like a CK2 guide on murchant republics in the 762 start date. I’ve been having some trouble and it would be nice to know a general strategy
Murchant
"Visigothic babushka"
Subbed.
I started as Count Giacopo and within one generation I was the king of Eygpt, most starting places are easy if you just betroth your children to strong realms. If you fabricate a claim to the land to the right of the Pope you can semi easily become a Duke and expand more from there.
That "Sabbat Shalom" sounded real unnatural there.
After "Israilly-ites" and "Is Rail" what were you expecting?
Oh god, everytime I see King Phineas of Semien it triggers my PTSD. I have tried to make a successful jewish campaign far too many times and I never managed to do it.
Same
#oyvey
I managed to pull off the Kingdom of David achievement starting as him. Granted it took about a week of playing and I failed on my first try due to being burned at the stake as a heretic after pledging allegiance to the Muslim emperor. Pro tip on that never become a counselor if you are still openly Jewish. Because if you do you will be in their court and they can execute you. Also focus on getting the silk road trade post's around the horn of Africa in internal wars and moving your capital. Things get easier after that.
it's so hard to be jewish in this game, I feel u
It's easier nowadays - secret religion, China interactions... I did this as a nearby tribal ruler, whom became Jewish after holywarring Semien and reforming as MR (Jewish MR - for more narrative, ya know - all those Radhanite quarters...everywhere). Suck Pooh milk for years (tributary and/or marriage) and ask him to shatter Abba, easy from there :)
"The bosom of this vizigothic babushka" XD XD This is one mf-ing SsethTzentach level line right there.
I remember playing Crusader Kings 2,
I had a very powerful nation,
but one day i was at war with 2 other kingdoms and winning,
But then i got declared war on by another,
They were no king but a mere adventurer,
I laughed at the adventurer at first,
But this i looked at their profile only to see that they had over 53k troops and were destined.
man, your commentary is hilarious... keep up the good work
1:47 Someone watched the history of everything
Time to one-up your Iceland, I started as Iceland in 769 prior to the Monks, became Marathi, Hindu, and got the British Raj achievement in the process.
Still one of the funnest games I've ever played of CK2.
Lmao!
I swore that the ruler of the Canary Islands would appear, I played with the ruler of these and ended up being emperor of Maghreb.
I kept thinking that every single ruler was the absolute worst, until you got to the next one. Also, LOVE that reference to bill wurtz ;) Also, jesus christ this writing, "busting his nut on #3" goddamn pure genius.
"Noone conquers the tamil kings" i see what you did there (btw: Iceland exists in CK2? Wow)
the canary islands also exist
@@valonyaver600 Fucked up writing iceland sorry
@@valonyaver600 yep but I don't know why Paradox believes that in Canary Island we were moors previous to the conquest... maybe because they were lazy to design a new model for natives...
@@mariano98ify Or perhaps the Canary Islands are really unimportant for that game.
@@mariano98ify why would they need to design a model for such an irrelevant minority
Thinking to myself* CK2 looks really fun, maybe I should buy it. Alzabo: CK2 is free to play now. Me: God is real now lets deus vult.
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Sword of Allah is also free right now on steam.
@@Mac-po1sr WAS free, until Monday... :(
Thanks everyone. I missed out on sword of Islam but at least I got to finally play last night. Also the word play actually means hover off the ui and read tool tips and just click on everything to try and figure out what it does.
Your voice is so soothing it is amazing ! Subscribed.
I'm currently playing Maldives. It's the year 923 and my grandson just inheired Raj of Vengi from his mother who was married to my son. Then he actually conquered Andhara so he is Maharaja right now and he is also my successor. Yes, I have primogeniture succesion law because my spy studied legalism technology in Byzantium. So as you see, playing as Thakur of Maldives is not that boring and pointless as you may think.
"Put the Christ back in Christmas" LMAO
"blot out the sun with arrows and jihad"
Thats new
"then we will fight in the shade."
Love your channel and content Alzabo!
You should do more silly videos !
Love the CK2 content
CK2 is amazing fun!
I love a challenge. So glad to have all these options. Too bad CK3 won’t let you change times besides the specific start dates.
Finally another person besides ISP with a cursed Ironside intro!
Say it with me now How-Carl (Hákarl)
Its a difficult one! Are you from Iceland?
@@AlzaboHD yep and I know it's hard do say lol
"Eager to put their Chirst back in christmas" :D
Praise *S A N T A* of Armies !!
#5 Nordland is my favorite state to play as. It's not bad at all compared to the others you mentioned. I think the set up for the start date can be fixed easily by just switching your capital to Austisland.
I've achived the number 7 and gotten Kingdom of David!💪
*debates wether trying to get the immortal event for the 69 year old countess is worth it for the meme*
You deserve more love Alzabo
Please do more CK2, absolutely love it.
9:07 I see what you did there.
The #Stivale Easter Egg
Iceland 867 is a really fun, and absolutely doable start. Ever heard of viking raids? (plenty of ships) OP Pagan prestige retinues? Just pick 'Become king' ambition and you get free subjugation CB's on everyone in your kingdom. You can blob like crazy as ANY Pagan Norseman with decent martial in 867.
Iceland 1066, Now that's hard!
Yay new AlzaboHD video!
Loving the CK2 content. Great stuff
you forgot to mention aldgisl of ostfriesland in 769, a single county in between francia and saxony, that campaign is beyond pain
We need MOAR CK2 vids
More are on the way!
Your pronunciation is something special....
High Chief Zistisbor of Sorbia in the 867 bookmark is pretty bad, you can't really invade it's neighbours, which are Greater Poland, a tributary of Greater Moravia and East Francia. In the north, however, is the Chiefdom of Dymin, which is worth like nothing. You start with a trash army and only 2 martial. And most of the time, you get invaded by Greater Poland, which you'll probably not survive.
Wheres iron side pitch boy?
I dont think I have one yet : - (
Iceland is fun as. They are not bad if you know what you are doing. In my playthrough I focused on ship building, made my way from Iceland to Ireland and began my conquest to conquer to the UK. It was really fun.
pretty cool that you started with count luitfredo. i just played a campaign with him where i became king of galicia as a catholic INSIDE the ummayad caliphate
I actually had a pretty good came of Giocopo; I was able to take over most of Italy while remaining a vassal to the Pope. If I remember correctly, I conquered the counties of Southern Italy and took advantage of HRE civil wars. By the end I was a Duke, the Pope's ONLY vassal, and very wealthy.
So, isorrowproductions what hoi4 mod is this?
I once formed a merchant empire, starting in Iceland ended up conquering france, scotland, england, wales, ireland, scandinavia, muscovy, jerusalem, castille, part of morocco, arabia, ethiopia, some land in the caspians sea and the holy roman empire. Sometimes you just got to go full merchant.
High quality Bill Wurtz reference
You neglect to mention Sawdan also has to deal with the fact that his lands are De Jure Byzantine Empire territory, so there is literally a looming threat that they or their vassals might declare war on him at any moment.
Seeing the Ironside intro always makes me do a double take because I’m so used to seeing it on ISP videos lmao
8:30 France is involved it's "menage a trois" automatically! ;)
The worst ruler is that one bastard you accidentally legitimized when assigning guardian
I usually do the 769 start so for some of these guys I can play it in non iron man mode and use wemod and some cheese to get these guys up there real fast and see what happens.
Dude this was a really awesome video. I knew there were duds out there, but it's fun to see them on blast. 😸
Not only is Luitfredo of Santiago a horrible ruler because of his being the only Suebi ruler in the game and his lack of heirs but if you play as the king of Asturias in 769 that guy is ALWAYS plotting against you.
Could we get a top 10 CK2 mods video?
#5 is Iceland
We Do Not Sow flashbacks intensify
i had to check if its an ISP video when i saw that intro
I actually had an Eadmund of East Anglia campaign....let's just say the Vikings didn't last 20 years and I formed Brittany within 50 years. Fun campaign that one was....would recommend a Brittany campaign any day.
The Ssethtzeentach is strong with this one ) I like it ))
"Papa Supreme himself" I FUCKING DIED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHSGHSHSJAJAJ
I was actually able to unite Iceland and form the Kingdom of Norway from Sudorland, it's all about hitting people while they're down and gathering a fortune from raiding.
Its possible to play as the shaykah. You just have to get the matters of life and death event. Either reincarnate as a baby or become immortal.
I see this "dotted" province demesne province borders in nearly all your videos - could you please advise which mod does that? It looks really good and I'd like to use it too :-)
First one and I'm already getting flashbacks of my many failed attempts at a Suebi Spain :(
Ally france, kill the ummayad. In emergencies take a loan and hire mercs.
Lmaoooo “ready to put the Christ back in Christmas”
I'm a relatively new player and I rolled over the entire north and formed the Empire of Scandinavia with relative ease from Iceland. It's not a hard start at all.
Man I saw the intro and thought “agh I didn’t wanna watch isorrow” so I start scrolling through videos as I’m clearly not listening to isorrow
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What all these side icons near ruler when you select him? Is this a mod? Or i simply didn't noticed it in a main game?
I actually managed to make myself the king of France as a descendant of Giacopo, as well as Emperor of the Latin empire. Secured my position as the duke of Salerno and Capua in the south while still working for the Pope-man, and then won France in a crusade against the Aztecs (random Aztek start date, so obviously they showed up the DAY after 50 years had passed, or near enough, chose the self-serving crusader option), pushed my brother into the Latin Empire when the crusade came around again and the Venetians did their thing, my brother was murdered (not by me...) and was inherited by me. Put a cousin in charge of Orvieto and granted him independence to avoid the inevitable excommunication and moved to Paris, my cousin quickly (and wisely) swore fealty to the Pope.
Was never threatened by the Pope in the 75 years or so I worked for him as a loyal vassal. The line of Giacopo had the permanent chancellorship of the Papacy during the entire period.
Alzabo I know this isn’t related to this video, but I run quite a lot of Ai only games in eu4 and I’ve just seen “city of shekty” is this rare?
Kingdom of David isn't even close to impossible, it's not even that hard of a challenge, just start under the abbasids as a governor of Jerusalem,secure a large portion in the caliphate, and start secretly converting all provinces to jewish
jeez this guy should teach a class on alliteration and puns
This game is hilarious, I mean how it couldn't be when you family members are totally into their cousin.
Nice list of games worth playing Thanks, I would never found them myself
for a moment i thought i was watching an isorrowproduction video its because of that intro
3:30 Hey, i played this one. I counquered entire middle east and formed israel. And for some reason didn't get the achivement even tho i was playing on ironman and the game said i could get achivements at the start of it.
Did you use a custom character?
@@InquisitorThomas No, i don't even have a mod/dlc for that.
I don't even play this game but I can't stop watching these
The worst part and complaint for me about Count Lucitfredo is suebi and suebi cannot prepare reconquest war. Suebi is a culture only found in Iberian and should be able to use that mechanic, central germanic or not.
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ISP and Brightsides unholy child
What happened with ISP`s voice?