The Browns will always find a way to make us suffer. Somehow even though we have a great team the Browns managed to find a way to make everything shitty again. Sure, let’s spend 250 million guaranteed on a guy who hasn’t played in years.
"One of the best first round picks the Browns have ever made! ... NO ONE." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - IT'S TRUE -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nicholas Tricarico sheesh at least the raiders are doing something. This thing has been going on continuously for the Browns not gonna stop anytime soon.
2017: yeah this aged well. 2018: We're relevant! 2019: yeah this aged well. 2020: We won a playoff game! 2021: yeah this aged well. 2022: oh boy this aged amazingly. 2023: We made the playoffs with Joe Flacco. And we lost the wildcard 45-14.... Aged amazingly... 2024: I'd like to pretend this season doesn't exist. Edit: I will continue to update this as the years progress. Let this be a annual tradition. Watch how bad it could be, and be grateful the years we are 6-11 instead of 0-16.
@@chadman9355 Well I just spent $47 to watch us be completely worthless vs the Chargers, the season is over and I want to hit the "sim the rest of season" button. Too bad its broken cus EA forgot to code it in correctly.
I still can't believe the texans shut them down in the playoffs, considering the browns outclassed them in every position. Only Cleveland, only Cleveland
My wife is an Ohio native, and my gosh, her whole side of the family and the Browns...it's like a woman in an abusive relationship who stays in it for the kids.
The ugly, evil, out of control kids that only a mother could live, and still not giving up on them. Oh, those Cleveland Browns. Wow. I always knew they were pretty forgettable - but I guess I was wrong at least in that they're memorable for all the wrong reasons! Hahah.
Bengalsfan56. I'd rather be a Browns fan. At least then I don't have to deal with Vontaze fucking Burfict and Pacman shitting away a game that was won.
It's a statement as to how fast fortunes can change in football. Cleveland's gone from a 0-16 season to 11-5 and winning a wild card game in _three years!_
This can also be used with Myles Garrett or DeShone Kizer. The choice between a perennial dumpster fire, a brand new dumpster fire, or a forgotten dumpster fire. Incredible.
@@rizkyanandita8227 Maybe. I dunno. Seems like the most likely candidates for the Super Bowl haven't planned out...except for the Chiefs who shall be known now as the First Order.
Drew Carey: “I have a message, a message to everyone who made fun of Cleveland, a message to everyone who ever told a Cleveland joke or laugh at a Cleveland joke, you can now officially shut up”. I mean he was right, problem is that it took 20 years.
@@fan.of.feet2310 The salt is hilarious lmao I know it’s hard to accept that Cleveland is good finally, but it’s actually not hard at all, get over it.
My favorite lines from this: "LINEBACKER! And he DOESN'T suck! LET'S TRADE HIM!" and "First round pick decides to be Johnny Football: An insult to the term 'fucking idiot'. *airhorn intensifies*" + "The staph infection known as Johnny Football. *airhorn intensifies again*"
What about the line about Braylen Edwards: “Big game wide reciever? Yes please! Only one teensy little problem, he’s not exactly the greatest team mate. And he can’t really catch.”
"Two radioactive cancers for the price of one? SOLD! They have major maturity issues and may not actually care about football? Who cares, we've got Johnny fucking Football!"
5 years later and this is still accurate. They gave a sexual predator the most guaranteed money in the history of football. Their fuckery knows no bounds.
Johnny Football's first season with the Browns was 2014: the Browns started the season 7-4 but finished the season with five consecutive losses (fail horn AND air horn!).
My comment from three years ago aged badly for me. I got an Owen 16 T-shirt then and didn't expect I would become a full Browns fan afterward. Making the playoffs makes me really happy.
2020: This video aged poorly. 2022: This video aged perfectly. 2023: And now they’re back in the playoffs. Happy for everyone except Deshaun Watstein. 2024: And now this video is aging perfectly again.
except we wont remember them as fondly as the first team that did it the 08 lions so they couldn't even lose right...its not even history although back to back 15 loss seasons is something I don't think anyone will forget 1-31 lol
can't forget: congradulations! they now have fewer good seasons than the fucking lions...who in 2008 managed to go 0-16...4 times...including several times as the spartans with 0 wins.
Ah, such an unbelievably charismatic auditory compilation. I could listen to this man speak to me of the end of days until time immemorial. It's so good to have you back just voicing concerns over whatever. It's simply the pure sentences of intelligent bile that are formed that keep me coming back. You have truly become anything BUT "generic".
And in the craziest way possible The steelers tbh have been the new browns after they blew the lead agaist the Washington Football Team aka the redskins
I want to send a message to everyone who ever made fun of Cleveland to everyone who’s ever told a Cleveland joke or laughed at a Cleveland joke you can now officially SHUT UP!!!
"Staph infections! More staph infections! T h e s t a f f i n f e c t i o n k n o w n a s J o h n y F o o t b a l l!" You can't roast him any better than that
Since this video was uploaded… …the Browns went 0-16, got two straight number 1 overall picks, COVID became a thing, the Browns won a playoff game at Pittsburgh and broke their winless streak there going back to 2004, and became irrelevant again as Baker Mayfield became a Progressive meme
This video has been aging well. The Browns pick an absolute stud DE in Myles Garrett who also has on-field issues now. They drafted Baker Mayfield, a QB who had a fantastic rookie year, and also Nick Chubb, their next franchise RB. They also bring in Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry to tp off what should be a prolific offense, as well as a strong defense that has been bolstered by the arrival of Demaryius Randle and Denzel Ward. With this culmination of talent all coming together, they accomplish.... a .500 ish season and likely miss the playoffs entirely
They should have kept Gregg Williams as HC. Given another season, they’d have made playoffs. They would probably have lost Wild Card, but it would have lit a fire beneath them. That’s what happens when you let your 2nd year quarterback help choose the coach.
@@calmcquin9697 They’re the Browns. They’ll find a way to fuck it up. Hell, they went 10-6 with Romeo Crennel and Derek Anderson in 2007. Got greedy, pissed off Derek by drafting Brady Quinn, and went 4-12 the next year.
@@baxatakbaxatak2014 maybe youre right, but if they listen to the analytics team, they should do good. Theyre 2nd in most analytics like data driven decisions, quality of data, etc. And 1st for amount of data produced
6:37 - "And the sad part is, I don't believe this is ending soon." You're a freaking prophet there. Finished the season 1-15. Then went 0-16 next season. Then it got WORSE.
Local clothing shops in Cleveland used to make them and I managed to get one. Best bet to get one now (even though the “factory” is supposedly closed) is RedBubble or TeePublic.
This video has aged absolutely perfectly. They were used as the football gods’ toilet. Then destroyed the Steelers 3 years later. I love it. This is like a museum piece now.
The factory of sadness has reopened! Watch as Stefanski fails to comprehend that Chubb should have more carries then Baker has pass attempts. Baker by the way should have been deactivated for surgery earlier this season
@@enthusiastofcute crazy part is Chubb was 8th in attempts and baker was like 29th in passing attempts and it STILL felt like baker had the ball too much💀💀💀
I was diagnosed with a (likely) Staph infection and all I could think about was "Staph infections... MORE Staph infections! The Staph infection known as JOHNNY FOOTBALL!"
Harry Engel I agree, I mean they were at least in the hunt for a bit this year but still. And they did fire Freddie Kitchens and now have Kevin Stefanski from the Vikings so who knows they could be wild card like Harry was saying
When I went to Ohio over the summer to see family (btw from Boston ma) and overheard one of my relatives say "oh I hope the browns do good this year". I never laughed so hard in my life
The Browns just beat the Steelers for their first playoff win in 25 years. 48-37, 4 picks on Roethlisberger. Way to turn the corner, boys. I’m proud of you. Give the Chiefs hell this weekend.
I hope they do what the Titans did last year. Sneak into the Wild Card, beat a hated number 3 seed, then upset the 1 seed and then some. Win the god damn Super Bowl.
By far my favorite moment in Browns history was when Johnny absconded to Vegas wearing a false mustache. Truly a role worthy of Peter Sellers, were it to ever be turned into a movie. And if he wasn't dead.
@Ironeagle 777 Nah, Peterman can challenge him for that title. He didn't have any where close to the level of hype that Manziel did but his NFL stats are truly depressing.
2017: You went 0-16. And Hue Jackson is still your HC. That's all I have to say. 2018: You finally found your franchise QB in Baker Mayfield, as he led the Browns to a 7-9 record (which was very impressive by Cleveland standards at the time), and set the rookie TD record. Also, Nick Chubb became what Trent Richardson was supposed to be, and Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward look like great leaders on defense. 2019: Congratulations, Browns! You are the offseason champions after trading for one of the best WRs in the game in OBJ! Too bad success in the offseason doesn't translate to success on the field. You ended up firing your HC and GM (again) after another disappointing season. The worst part is that you actually did *better* in 2018. 2020: Holy shit! You actually made the playoffs after an impressive 11-5 season, AND you beat the Steelers in a playoff game! You may have fallen short to the Chiefs, but you can blame the refs for ruling Daniel Sorenson's dirty hit on Rashard Higgins as a touchback for that loss. You'll be back in the playoffs very soon, Browns. 2021: Injuries plague your team throughout the whole season (including Baker Mayfield), but at least it wasn't nearly as bad as the 49ers' injury plague from last season. The real downside is that not only did you miss the playoffs, but OBJ demanded a release from you (and later signed with the Rams), and your hated in-state rival in the Bengals made it to the Super Bowl… 2 seasons after going 2-14. The good news is that the Bengals lost the Super Bowl, the bad news is that now you think Baker Mayfield sucks (even though he was just injured for most of the season). So what do you do in the following offseason? 2022: You trade 3 first-round picks to the Texans for "an adult" at QB, and give him a fully guaranteed $230 million deal, therefore pissing Baker Mayfield off so much that he's demanded a trade elsewhere. You do eventually trade Baker Mayfield to the Panthers… 4 months after he demanded a trade… for pennies on the dollar. Also, your "adult" at QB is revealed to be a sexual predator, and is likely to be suspended for the whole season. So who’s your next option at QB? Jacoby Brissett. Time to bring the infamous Browns QB jersey out of retirement! Now including the names of Baker Mayfield, Case Keenum, Nick Mullens, and likely Jacoby Brissett! 2023: You lose Nick Chubb early in the season due to injury, but the team finds a way to get back up on their feet and march forward to an 11-6 season, and a wild card spot. Kevin Stefanski wins his 2nd Coach of the Year award, and Myles Garrett finally has a DPOY award to add to his Hall of Fame résumé. You become the first franchise in NFL history to make the playoffs after starting 4 different QB’s: He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, PJ Walker, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and… the most surprising name of them all… Comeback Player of the Year award winner Joe Flacco! The downside is you get bounced in the wild card game by the Houston Texans of all teams, and to make matters worse for you, Baker Mayfield leads the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a playoff win as he revives his career there. I bet you miss Baker now, Browns.
I'm still trying to figure out how Baker Mayfield did so much for the Browns.... and was seen to the door- so quickly. Are you sure he can't play football? How can you flip the switch so quickly?? Dingbats at the top, not a player/coach problem.
2017: you went 0-16, you have become the great grandpa of lolcows 2018: you have a much improved 7-8-1 season to where your fans are happy, you got baker Mayfield who looks good for a rookie and obj 2019: you go 6-10 and have a total team collapse. And Myles garrett was the lolcow of the year 2020: all it takes is the world going to shit and you finish 11-5 and make the playoffs and destory the steelers at home. 2021: you look to be off to a strong start in the first few weeks of the season..... turns out that was a mirage, you finish 8-9, miss the playoffs and now Baker Mayfield is looking to be traded in the off season.
It's worse. The Browns had a tiny taste of success with some actually competitive teams, then threw it away by dumping the one decent QB they drafted to give cancer $230 million guaranteed.
to this day this still has to be one of the most savage takes on a professional sports team. well done. browns lost today while having a 13 point lead with two minutes to go on this day btw.
The Detroit Lions are the only one close to the Browns. One playoff win in 50 years. 0 Superbowls, 0-16, and wasting the talents of all-time greats Barry Saunders and Calvin Johnson. Plus there's the whole Lions curse.
Remaining a Browns fan after all these failures isn't loyalty, it's mental illness. This franchise needs to change it's name, change it's color scheme, act as if the Browns never existed and just start over. They had the chance to leave it all behind when they returned in 1995, but they just came back the same...or worse.
ernest byner one of the 80's better players jim brown possibly still the best football player ever and ernie hudson all played for the browns as well as possibly the best qb ever in otto graham yet all we will remember them for is winning pre nfl, the fumble and of course their move and lack of success since..their the bears of the afc accept they don't ever have a good team around their shitty qb
Are you kidding me? This IS loyalty. At least Browns fans appreciate every win they get and never take anything for granted. The Browns epitomize who we are--losers and failures in every sense of the word. So the day they decide they've had enough with sticking around in the basement, we cheer them on. Because when they win, they give us hope. Hope that we can rise from the depths of loserdom and grab the chance of a lifetime.
I think what's the saddest is that the ravens won the super bowl after 4 years, and right after they had moved cities they drafted 2 hall of famers in Jonathan Ogden and ray fucking Lewis
I actually went to games during the 0-16, I watched Manziel, Kessler, Kizer at First Energy. Every Sunday would be another heartbreak. Now finally, Baker the savior has an o-line, a head coach, great runners and blockers and it's amazing. Browns have never been 7-3 at week 10 in my life.
Something I think is ironic and a little hilarious: the original Cleveland Browns are not the only team named “Browns” to leave their city to become a team in Baltimore named after a bird. The St. Louis Browns became the Baltimore Orioles. And the St. Louis Browns were also a lolcow. Conclusion: don’t name teams “the Browns.” That name is obviously cursed. Also Baltimore apparently has a thing for birds.
It's amazing how this vid aged perfectly, then aged poorly, and then aged perfectly again.
We don't suck suck we just horrifically underachieve which is worse
I mean, that’s how you look at it. Everyone else just looks at it as ‘’so bad it’s laughable.’’
The Browns will always find a way to make us suffer. Somehow even though we have a great team the Browns managed to find a way to make everything shitty again. Sure, let’s spend 250 million guaranteed on a guy who hasn’t played in years.
@@anishthefish2439but they’re guaranteed a winning record this year
The Browns have clinched a playoff spot.
They did it. The perfect season.
Indeed
2017: 0-16.
Most win in two years 31-1
They said it could be done, they did the possible
The buttfumble now 3 games away
"YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS"
Jesus my sides hurt so much
You should check out the full video. It's the kind of comedic genius only a suffering hometown fan can come up with
"One of the best first round picks the Browns have ever made!
... NO ONE."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - IT'S TRUE -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nicholas Tricarico sheesh at least the raiders are doing something. This thing has been going on continuously for the Browns not gonna stop anytime soon.
maybe that makes Cleveland Fans wants to ban the people in Mansfield from being able to be fans
I'm pissing myself! LOL!!!!!!
In 2020, they have more wins than their 2015-17 seasons combined
Wow what an improvement
Thank god
2020 almost tripled 15-17
they had the same amount of losses in 2020 as wins in 2015, 2016, and 2017
Actually I think they had.more wins in 2020 than the previous 20 years combined 🤣
2017: yeah this aged well.
2018: We're relevant!
2019: yeah this aged well.
2020: We won a playoff game!
2021: yeah this aged well.
2022: oh boy this aged amazingly.
2023: We made the playoffs with Joe Flacco. And we lost the wildcard 45-14.... Aged amazingly...
2024: I'd like to pretend this season doesn't exist.
Edit: I will continue to update this as the years progress. Let this be a annual tradition. Watch how bad it could be, and be grateful the years we are 6-11 instead of 0-16.
How’s 2024 going?
@@chadman9355 Well I just spent $47 to watch us be completely worthless vs the Chargers, the season is over and I want to hit the "sim the rest of season" button. Too bad its broken cus EA forgot to code it in correctly.
It's gotta suck when your happiest moment in 2024 is when your Quarterback gets a season ending injury. What a nightmare.
I still can't believe the texans shut them down in the playoffs, considering the browns outclassed them in every position. Only Cleveland, only Cleveland
My wife is an Ohio native, and my gosh, her whole side of the family and the Browns...it's like a woman in an abusive relationship who stays in it for the kids.
The ugly, evil, out of control kids that only a mother could live, and still not giving up on them. Oh, those Cleveland Browns. Wow. I always knew they were pretty forgettable - but I guess I was wrong at least in that they're memorable for all the wrong reasons! Hahah.
HenryvKeiper tell your wife if she is from ohio be a bengals fan
Bengalsfan56 The Bengals and Browns have one thing in common. They can't win a playoff game
Bucks in 6 They both were founded by Paul Brown
Bengalsfan56. I'd rather be a Browns fan. At least then I don't have to deal with Vontaze fucking Burfict and Pacman shitting away a game that was won.
To think this video made Urinatingtree famous here on RUclips. Over 4 years later, the Factory of Sadness ousted his beloved/not-so-beloved Steelers.
It's a statement as to how fast fortunes can change in football. Cleveland's gone from a 0-16 season to 11-5 and winning a wild card game in _three years!_
To be fair, the’76 Buccaneers and ‘08 Lions each made the playoffs three years after their infamous winless seasons. The Browns were due
@@nicholasselke5214 The question is did they beat their biggest rival in the playoffs or even win a playoff game?
@@bannedfromytfornoreason well the lions one is a nope they haven't won a playoff game since the 90s
And 3 years later and they're a laughing stock again.
DeShaun Watson: "Can't wait to play in the NFL!"
(watches Cleveland Browns game)
DeShaun Watson: Time to pull an Elway
This can also be used with Myles Garrett or DeShone Kizer. The choice between a perennial dumpster fire, a brand new dumpster fire, or a forgotten dumpster fire. Incredible.
Ignoring_PhD no watson going to Airazona kizzer going to Cleveland
Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree the Rams wouldn't take another QB in round one
Ignoring_PhD or an Eli.
But the Niners and/or Jaguars may.
"If Donald Trump can become president than even Cleveland can be a good football team"...holy shit it happened
This is insane
I dont hold much hope they'll win against the Chiefs, but if they do I might root for the Browns....weird thing to say from a Pittsburgh native
Wow
@@officalwolfrevolution7766 at least you can say your division won a Super Bowl. Success by proxy?
@@rizkyanandita8227 Maybe. I dunno. Seems like the most likely candidates for the Super Bowl haven't planned out...except for the Chiefs who shall be known now as the First Order.
Drew Carey: “I have a message, a message to everyone who made fun of Cleveland, a message to everyone who ever told a Cleveland joke or laugh at a Cleveland joke, you can now officially shut up”.
I mean he was right, problem is that it took 20 years.
Rocket Man?
See you in 20 from now I guess when you get past the 2nd round of the playoffs only to choke again
@@fan.of.feet2310 The salt is hilarious lmao I know it’s hard to accept that Cleveland is good finally, but it’s actually not hard at all, get over it.
@@fan.of.feet2310 wrong team from the city, I think you're talking about the Cleveland Baseball Team
@@fan.of.feet2310 lol fr they got one playoff win and don’t know how to act
LINEBACKER! And he doesent suck! LETS TRADE HIM
linebacker and he doesn't suck. LETS TRADE HIM 😭😂😂😂😂
anthony hernandez the staph infection known as JOHNNY FOOTBALL! *airhorn plays*
anthony hernandez one of the best cornerbacks in the league in joe Haden? Lets release him!
Jake thank you for him
Signing perennial under achiever Dwayne Bowe for $9,000,000
...to make five catches. FIVE.
Joe Thomas! An elite offensive lineman! LETS WASTE HIS CAREER!!!
My favorite lines from this:
"LINEBACKER! And he DOESN'T suck! LET'S TRADE HIM!"
and
"First round pick decides to be Johnny Football: An insult to the term 'fucking idiot'. *airhorn intensifies*" + "The staph infection known as Johnny Football. *airhorn intensifies again*"
That line kills me
«LETS TRADE HIM» that Line is fucking legendary
What about the line about Braylen Edwards: “Big game wide reciever? Yes please! Only one teensy little problem, he’s not exactly the greatest team mate. And he can’t really catch.”
"Two radioactive cancers for the price of one? SOLD! They have major maturity issues and may not actually care about football? Who cares, we've got Johnny fucking Football!"
“This is the best week of the season for the Cleveland Browns. Why? It’s their bye week.”
Idk why but "first round pick decides to be Johnny Football" always gets me 😂
An insult to the term fucking idiot!
*AIRHORN INTENSIFIES*
😂
5 years later and this is still accurate. They gave a sexual predator the most guaranteed money in the history of football. Their fuckery knows no bounds.
Except in 2020 where even the factory of sadness went down but came back roaring in 2021 and has been in tip top shape ever since
@@ightboss2151 It amounted to one season, but the 2020 team was pretty solid.
They aren’t in a very good situation now though.
I mean at least we’re winning a couple more games a season now I guess
Yea but they’re not the typical browns anymore‼️ they’re actually a team that can get to a SB
@@WestCoastCheeseHeaddeshaun crosby will never take them further than the wildcard
Johnny Manziel's working on an autobiography. Working title: "If You Played For the Browns, You'd Drink, Too."
bcubed72 replace “drink” with “do drugs”
Manziel always partied before the Browns though
And snort and inject it too.
Johnny Football's first season with the Browns was 2014: the Browns started the season 7-4 but finished the season with five consecutive losses (fail horn AND air horn!).
Conglaturation Cleveland! 0-16!
How many loses in a row do they have so far counting the ones after there one and only win last season?
Came here to post this
The circle is now complete!
Thanks!
just 16. They won the last game of the 2016 season to finish 1-15
And now, finally, after 18 years they’re back in the playoffs. Congrats boys!
My comment from three years ago aged badly for me. I got an Owen 16 T-shirt then and didn't expect I would become a full Browns fan afterward. Making the playoffs makes me really happy.
And they won
Aaaand then they lost
@@fan.of.feet2310 well, it was against the Chiefs, so they had little chance even without the refball, but last season was sadness again
Aaaaaand they pissed off Baker Mayfield and brought in Deshaun “66 Women” Watson.
They will ALWAYS find a way to fuck it up.
"you are a factory of sadness!!" Had me dying harder than the browns entire legacy of the 2000s
"...I'll see you next year."
2020: This video aged poorly.
2022: This video aged perfectly.
2023: And now they’re back in the playoffs. Happy for everyone except Deshaun Watstein.
2024: And now this video is aging perfectly again.
They’re guaranteed a winning record in 2023!
2023: They’re in the playoffs.
2023: 14-45
And the Texans blow you out. And the Buccaneers won a blowout with the qb you rejected.
dubious immortality achieved: 0-16 is finally here.
except we wont remember them as fondly as the first team that did it the 08 lions so they couldn't even lose right...its not even history although back to back 15 loss seasons is something I don't think anyone will forget 1-31 lol
can't forget: congradulations! they now have fewer good seasons than the fucking lions...who in 2008 managed to go 0-16...4 times...including several times as the spartans with 0 wins.
Ah, such an unbelievably charismatic auditory compilation. I could listen to this man speak to me of the end of days until time immemorial.
It's so good to have you back just voicing concerns over whatever. It's simply the pure sentences of intelligent bile that are formed that keep me coming back. You have truly become anything BUT "generic".
He's so good, he makes ads for SeatGeek entertaining.
Whose here after the Browns won a playoff game in Pittsburgh against their hated rivals?
yup
Me
And in the craziest way possible
The steelers tbh have been the new browns after they blew the lead agaist the Washington Football Team aka the redskins
I want to send a message to everyone who ever made fun of Cleveland to everyone who’s ever told a Cleveland joke or laughed at a Cleveland joke you can now officially SHUT UP!!!
@@lukethompson2714 lol and urinating tree is a Steelers fan
"Staph infections! More staph infections! T h e s t a f f i n f e c t i o n k n o w n a s J o h n y F o o t b a l l!"
You can't roast him any better than that
As of right now the factory of sadness has been closed.
Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Celebrate this win like it is your first ever Super Bowl win Cleveland, Ohio. You deserve it.
The Factory of Sadness may be closed but something new is born. Pittsburgh’s new Factory of Salt
@@bestcatowner8711 80% of it being produced by one yinzer alone. LOL
It hasn't been closed. It's been moved to KeyBank Center, home of the Buffalo Sabres.
@@alexolds9840 I feel it's more moved to One Jet Drive, home of the lowly New York Jets.
2008 - One of the best first round picks Cleveland has ever made: NO ONE! XD
TheUPChannel now that's a burn
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Destruction 100
Flame 100
Cue airhorn
They are 0-16. They are 0-16.
Well 2018 season they are 6-7-1 just update you
7-8-1
*They. Are. 0. And. 16.*
The party siren for Johnny Manziel was priceless, laughing my sides off!
Happy five years UrinatingTree! By far my favorite channel on RUclips!
He’s hilarious my fav as well
Since this video was uploaded…
…the Browns went 0-16, got two straight number 1 overall picks, COVID became a thing, the Browns won a playoff game at Pittsburgh and broke their winless streak there going back to 2004, and became irrelevant again as Baker Mayfield became a Progressive meme
Not to mention signing Deshaun Watson and him not eve playing
This video has been aging well. The Browns pick an absolute stud DE in Myles Garrett who also has on-field issues now. They drafted Baker Mayfield, a QB who had a fantastic rookie year, and also Nick Chubb, their next franchise RB. They also bring in Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry to tp off what should be a prolific offense, as well as a strong defense that has been bolstered by the arrival of Demaryius Randle and Denzel Ward. With this culmination of talent all coming together, they accomplish.... a .500 ish season and likely miss the playoffs entirely
They should have kept Gregg Williams as HC. Given another season, they’d have made playoffs. They would probably have lost Wild Card, but it would have lit a fire beneath them. That’s what happens when you let your 2nd year quarterback help choose the coach.
What about mayfield again
@@baxatakbaxatak2014 finally they listen to analytics dept and hire stefanski
@@calmcquin9697 They’re the Browns. They’ll find a way to fuck it up. Hell, they went 10-6 with Romeo Crennel and Derek Anderson in 2007. Got greedy, pissed off Derek by drafting Brady Quinn, and went 4-12 the next year.
@@baxatakbaxatak2014 maybe youre right, but if they listen to the analytics team, they should do good. Theyre 2nd in most analytics like data driven decisions, quality of data, etc. And 1st for amount of data produced
Nothing epitomizes the Browns of the last twenty years more than, "Who cares? We've got Johnny Fucking Football"
*MLG airhorn*
6:37 - "And the sad part is, I don't believe this is ending soon."
You're a freaking prophet there. Finished the season 1-15. Then went 0-16 next season. Then it got WORSE.
Happy 5 year anniversary to this video that started it all
2018 - A franchise QB! And he helped us break our playoff drought! Let’s trade him for a criminal!
This is a winning franchise! We have no time for losers, what’s that? Mayfield has more playoffs wins than us….
One of the best first round picks Cleveland has ever made...
No one
😂 😂 😂
Joe Thomas was pretty good, too bad they wasted his career.
Myles Garret is a top 5 defensive linemen
Joe Thomas is a HOF lock. Too bad he was pretty much the only reason anyone within a 60 miles radius had any hope.
I would say Joe Thomas and Myles Garrett were the 2 best first round picks Cleveland has made since 1999.
@@darealconman don't forget about nick Chubb
"Factory of Sadness" should be on a shirt.
It is I have one myself
Local clothing shops in Cleveland used to make them and I managed to get one. Best bet to get one now (even though the “factory” is supposedly closed) is RedBubble or TeePublic.
Browns just humiliated the Steelers!
browns is the browns!!!!
@@eddietran5803 If it was the true Browns they wouldn't even make the playoffs
Nameless gray faces my ass, am I right???
“You are a factory of sadness”
Roll credits!
Ah, the start of a legend. Congratulations on the successful career, Tree.
That Browns blocked field goal cost my dad 100 bucks.
The Intellectual Pear how
Captain fargle I would say he probably bet on the game...
I mean your dad was kinda dumb to bet for the browns...
Drogon true
“YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS.” -Some Cleveland Browns fan
b1gb0y27thiCC you mean all
Happy 5th anniversary Tree!!! Here’s to the good videos and plenty more to come
This video has aged absolutely perfectly. They were used as the football gods’ toilet. Then destroyed the Steelers 3 years later. I love it. This is like a museum piece now.
The factory of sadness has reopened! Watch as Stefanski fails to comprehend that Chubb should have more carries then Baker has pass attempts. Baker by the way should have been deactivated for surgery earlier this season
@@enthusiastofcute don't forget the OBJ contract, he also won a ring, unlike them
@@enthusiastofcute crazy part is Chubb was 8th in attempts and baker was like 29th in passing attempts and it STILL felt like baker had the ball too much💀💀💀
Nope the factory of sadness has reopened
@@aroperdope they got new owners
I watch this video every week to keep me humble whenever I get too excited about this upcoming season
Can’t believe it’s been 5 years already.
POV: you’re here after the browns destroyed the Steelers
this is a reallt fun POV
Yes
Yes man
@First Name Last Name your mad cause you have tik tik stars and not football players on your team and your QB is Ben worthlessberger
@First Name Last Name you and your peelers had one of the worse losses in NFL history against THE BROWNS
I was diagnosed with a (likely) Staph infection and all I could think about was "Staph infections... MORE Staph infections! The Staph infection known as JOHNNY FOOTBALL!"
**airhorn**
Edit: nah, but fr, hope you get better man
Whos here in 2020 after the Browns sacked everyone again
Here
My poor browns, lol. This video was well deserved tho, we suck
Me tho
Harry Engel I agree, I mean they were at least in the hunt for a bit this year but still. And they did fire Freddie Kitchens and now have Kevin Stefanski from the Vikings so who knows they could be wild card like Harry was saying
Anthony Kernich except the opposing quarterbacks.
Bruh. The Browns are murdering the Steelers in the Wild Card.
When I went to Ohio over the summer to see family (btw from Boston ma) and overheard one of my relatives say "oh I hope the browns do good this year". I never laughed so hard in my life
Its not funny anymore now, is it?
They are doing much better now. I hope they make the playoffs in 2019
WhyWhere nah it’s still funny
This did not age good
Weird how they might make the playoffs now. A lot can change in 2 years.
Thanks for the upload, love it. The music bed fits perfectly.
“This is where players and coaches go to die.” Nowadays in 2021, that is Jacksonville
2024: A new Factory of Sadness has opened its doors in Carolina
The Browns just beat the Steelers for their first playoff win in 25 years. 48-37, 4 picks on Roethlisberger.
Way to turn the corner, boys. I’m proud of you. Give the Chiefs hell this weekend.
I hope they do what the Titans did last year.
Sneak into the Wild Card, beat a hated number 3 seed, then upset the 1 seed and then some. Win the god damn Super Bowl.
@@alexanderliu9376 uuhmmm... About that
A sad song on the world's smallest violin
By far my favorite moment in Browns history was when Johnny absconded to Vegas wearing a false mustache. Truly a role worthy of Peter Sellers, were it to ever be turned into a movie. And if he wasn't dead.
Who's watching this after the browns went 0-16 😂
The Gimme Your Ring King me
Here
Saw it when he first posted it. Watching it again because it popped up on my home page
Here
Me
Haha Manziel threw 4 picks and no tds in his cfl debut.
....And now he's been kicked out of the CFL.
*AIR* *HORN*
@Ironeagle 777 Nah, Peterman can challenge him for that title. He didn't have any where close to the level of hype that Manziel did but his NFL stats are truly depressing.
They can go 0-16 for 16 seasons and I will still love them.
Browns Fan Loyalty
Browns Fan what about 17
Saved by the Le'Veon Bell they wouldn't exist after that
stupidity
now that's a loyal fan
8 years later. Still the same. Time for a part 2!
Funny how everyone thought Baker Mayflied was a bust but he just needed a good coach and team around him and look him now 😂
The Spongebob music tho lol
Will E. Sniper Gang POOP
2017: You went 0-16. And Hue Jackson is still your HC. That's all I have to say.
2018: You finally found your franchise QB in Baker Mayfield, as he led the Browns to a 7-9 record (which was very impressive by Cleveland standards at the time), and set the rookie TD record. Also, Nick Chubb became what Trent Richardson was supposed to be, and Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward look like great leaders on defense.
2019: Congratulations, Browns! You are the offseason champions after trading for one of the best WRs in the game in OBJ! Too bad success in the offseason doesn't translate to success on the field. You ended up firing your HC and GM (again) after another disappointing season. The worst part is that you actually did *better* in 2018.
2020: Holy shit! You actually made the playoffs after an impressive 11-5 season, AND you beat the Steelers in a playoff game! You may have fallen short to the Chiefs, but you can blame the refs for ruling Daniel Sorenson's dirty hit on Rashard Higgins as a touchback for that loss. You'll be back in the playoffs very soon, Browns.
2021: Injuries plague your team throughout the whole season (including Baker Mayfield), but at least it wasn't nearly as bad as the 49ers' injury plague from last season. The real downside is that not only did you miss the playoffs, but OBJ demanded a release from you (and later signed with the Rams), and your hated in-state rival in the Bengals made it to the Super Bowl… 2 seasons after going 2-14. The good news is that the Bengals lost the Super Bowl, the bad news is that now you think Baker Mayfield sucks (even though he was just injured for most of the season). So what do you do in the following offseason?
2022: You trade 3 first-round picks to the Texans for "an adult" at QB, and give him a fully guaranteed $230 million deal, therefore pissing Baker Mayfield off so much that he's demanded a trade elsewhere. You do eventually trade Baker Mayfield to the Panthers… 4 months after he demanded a trade… for pennies on the dollar. Also, your "adult" at QB is revealed to be a sexual predator, and is likely to be suspended for the whole season. So who’s your next option at QB? Jacoby Brissett. Time to bring the infamous Browns QB jersey out of retirement! Now including the names of Baker Mayfield, Case Keenum, Nick Mullens, and likely Jacoby Brissett!
2023: You lose Nick Chubb early in the season due to injury, but the team finds a way to get back up on their feet and march forward to an 11-6 season, and a wild card spot. Kevin Stefanski wins his 2nd Coach of the Year award, and Myles Garrett finally has a DPOY award to add to his Hall of Fame résumé. You become the first franchise in NFL history to make the playoffs after starting 4 different QB’s: He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, PJ Walker, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and… the most surprising name of them all… Comeback Player of the Year award winner Joe Flacco! The downside is you get bounced in the wild card game by the Houston Texans of all teams, and to make matters worse for you, Baker Mayfield leads the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a playoff win as he revives his career there. I bet you miss Baker now, Browns.
You literally wrote his next "Cleveland Browns - Professional Football's Lolcow Part 2".
Conglaturation!
I'm still trying to figure out how Baker Mayfield did so much for the Browns.... and was seen to the door- so quickly. Are you sure he can't play football? How can you flip the switch so quickly?? Dingbats at the top, not a player/coach problem.
Guaranteed a winning record in 2023!!
2023: Joe Flacco comes out of retirement and leads the Browns to the playoffs.
2024:A Disaster worse than Hurricane Milton
2017: you went 0-16, you have become the great grandpa of lolcows
2018: you have a much improved 7-8-1 season to where your fans are happy, you got baker Mayfield who looks good for a rookie and obj
2019: you go 6-10 and have a total team collapse. And Myles garrett was the lolcow of the year
2020: all it takes is the world going to shit and you finish 11-5 and make the playoffs and destory the steelers at home.
2021: you look to be off to a strong start in the first few weeks of the season..... turns out that was a mirage, you finish 8-9, miss the playoffs and now Baker Mayfield is looking to be traded in the off season.
2023: after all those injuries and having to get Joe Flacco off the couch the Browns went 11-6 and made the playoffs
If Watson flames out in the 2023 season, we are gonna need an updated version of this video.
Not if, but when
@@punklover99 ...Yeah did you see them against the Titans? I think we've been robbed an update.
Well he did flame out, but the Browns made the playoffs.
The Watson dumpster fire is more glorious than we could've ever imagined.
It's crazy that 7 years later NOTHING CHANGED
It's worse. The Browns had a tiny taste of success with some actually competitive teams, then threw it away by dumping the one decent QB they drafted to give cancer $230 million guaranteed.
2021- "Odell Beckham says Fuck off"
2022- "Baker Mayfield says Fuck off" "You sign a pervert at quarterback" 😄😄😄
This was so relatable that it’s kind of funny, even for a Brown’s fan
“A lineman who doesn’t suck! Let’s trade him!”
Laughed so hard!
With Baker canned and now thriving in Tampa, this vid continues to be relevant.
Who's here after Cleveland is murdering the Steelers in the wild card round
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
The Browns just destroyed the Steelers in a devastating playoff win! They are no longer lolcows!
Steelers seem to be heading towards lolcowdom
Relaxxxx they said that bout the eagles in 2017
Now they are mediocrity
They’re lolcows again
Nope still lolcows. Y’all suck again😂😂
One of the greatest travesties the Chargers ever did was deprive us of the 0-16 Cleveland Browns.
tbelmont 54 unfortunately the lions were instead the first team to do it.
""""Fuck You Spanos""""
Hopefully this year Chargers will not make that mistake ever again to ever lose to the Browns
Don't worry. You'll get your 0-16 Browns this season.
Broken Wave Then the lions fans will feel relieved once the team acclompished the goal😉
C L E V E L A N D ! ! ! This is for you!
1:28 When your speech about no longer being a joke accidentally becomes a joke.
to this day this still has to be one of the most savage takes on a professional sports team. well done. browns lost today while having a 13 point lead with two minutes to go on this day btw.
That was one of the worst chokes in NFL history. And considering what happened in the offseason, no one was sad about seeing them humiliated.
Against the New York Jets, no less.
4:40 LINEBACKER! AND HE DOESN’T SUCK! LET’S TRADE HIM!
The way he said it is what made my ribs hurt so much from laughing.
Can you believe that the Browns have gone through . . .. 28 starting QB's since 99 :D
The Detroit Lions are the only one close to the Browns. One playoff win in 50 years. 0 Superbowls, 0-16, and wasting the talents of all-time greats Barry Saunders and Calvin Johnson. Plus there's the whole Lions curse.
ry8911gvsu nah they actually made it to the playoffs a couple of times this decade
I think the Lions are worse historically, because they've been around much longer. I'd say the browns are worse now, and I'm a Detroit Pistons fan
Don't worry, the Browns are about to match your 0-16 season.
"LINEBACKER AND HE DOESN'T SUCK, LET'S TRADE HIM!!"
2007 - "JOE THOMAS! AND LET'S TRADE NEXT YEAR'S FIRST (PICK) FOR ANOTHER QUARTERBACK!"
Lineman from Notre Dame? WE CAN’T LOSE!
@@gauravagochiya4218 Trent Richardson. It is truly a sight to behold. Like a horrific car crash.
THEY MADE THE PLAYOFFS!
4 years later, the browns finally have a winning season
...and are playoff bound. Congrats from a Patriots fan!
Yes, but the loss to the Jets leaves a sour taste in the mouth
@@soccershark927 well if it wasn't for covid we would have won, most of our wrs were out for the jets game
@@ohioboy1878 I mean come on, it’s the Jets, the back up team should beat it.
@@kevinthegoalie1366 and they won a playoff game
I know I went off on David Tepper a lot but Jerry Haslam deserves his own Legacy of Failure in the future.
Looks back after six years... nope, nothing has changed. Cleveland remains a factory of sadness.
This is why Cleveland doesn't deserve a franchise. Get this team in Austin, TX. This city is awful.
@@nethunsoc3771the Browns, despite losing DeShaun Watson and Nick Chubb, are back in the playoffs.
Watching this video after the Browns won a playoff game in Pittsburgh is so funny.
Watching these videos made me realize whoever decided to use NFL music for SpongeBob was a genius.
Who else returned to this after the Browns made the playoffs?
me
Me
I would like to just state for the record that I am here before this channel blows up.
Oh shit, here comes the FBI... ;)
UrinatingTree oh shit here comes the facts, 100k and counting, 1 mil soon?
I live in cleveland and we are all hopeless but at least we have the cavs
...and the Cleveland Indians, who are the reigning AL champions in baseball.
Joseph DeGarmo
Who fell to the Cubs
ThatLGUser Who now have Edwin Encarnacion and will easily defeat the cubs in a WS rematch
And Stipe Miocic! Brought a title to Cleveland just before Lebron.
Did you forget Cleveland indians
Remaining a Browns fan after all these failures isn't loyalty, it's mental illness. This franchise needs to change it's name, change it's color scheme, act as if the Browns never existed and just start over. They had the chance to leave it all behind when they returned in 1995, but they just came back the same...or worse.
1999.
Cleveland Browns is a stupid name. Let’s think of something else
Mr. Mickelodeon Cleveland Whites?
ernest byner one of the 80's better players jim brown possibly still the best football player ever and ernie hudson all played for the browns as well as possibly the best qb ever in otto graham yet all we will remember them for is winning pre nfl, the fumble and of course their move and lack of success since..their the bears of the afc accept they don't ever have a good team around their shitty qb
Are you kidding me? This IS loyalty. At least Browns fans appreciate every win they get and never take anything for granted. The Browns epitomize who we are--losers and failures in every sense of the word. So the day they decide they've had enough with sticking around in the basement, we cheer them on. Because when they win, they give us hope. Hope that we can rise from the depths of loserdom and grab the chance of a lifetime.
Its 2020 and this is the best season for the Cleveland browns!! Why? It's their offseason....
Watching one day after the Browns made the Steelers lolcow of the week in the playoffs
I think what's the saddest is that the ravens won the super bowl after 4 years, and right after they had moved cities they drafted 2 hall of famers in Jonathan Ogden and ray fucking Lewis
The murder man himself Ray Lewis
My family is from Baltimore so
My spleen was injured when i heard "First Round pick decides to be Johnny Football, an insult to the term 'fucking idiot' (insert MLG Airhorn)"
7-8-1 is a hell of a comeback from the past two seasons
I actually went to games during the 0-16, I watched Manziel, Kessler, Kizer at First Energy. Every Sunday would be another heartbreak.
Now finally, Baker the savior has an o-line, a head coach, great runners and blockers and it's amazing. Browns have never been 7-3 at week 10 in my life.
THEY DID IT THEY ARE IN! BILLS AND BROWNS THE BROTHERS IN MISERY ARE FINALLY HAPPY! AS A BILLS FAN, I AM PROUD OF OUR BROTHERS
LAKE ERIE BROS UNITE!!
Lions can we have one
@@theverburger We love you guys, join the fun!
Where has this channel been all my life ? Funny ass content bro! Keep up the good work
This video is more relevant now than ever before
And now irrelevant
It’s now irrelevant
Oh it's still relevant
nacho cheese lol
And the OBJ era is over just like that….mainly because he wanted to pull his best Andre Rison impression. How wonderful.
4:56 still my favourite Tree quote.
Something I think is ironic and a little hilarious: the original Cleveland Browns are not the only team named “Browns” to leave their city to become a team in Baltimore named after a bird. The St. Louis Browns became the Baltimore Orioles. And the St. Louis Browns were also a lolcow.
Conclusion: don’t name teams “the Browns.” That name is obviously cursed.
Also Baltimore apparently has a thing for birds.
Cause of Edgar Allen Poe