Ichiban: "What satisfaction do you two get from watching me break!?" Jo Sawashiro: "More than your overrated show, Eric Andre." Ichiban: "Wu-!?" Jo: "Wut?" *Awkward silence* Jo: "The young master hates Eric Andre and he sees you in it so..." Ichiban: "It's...the hair isn't it?" Jo: "yup...what were you even going for? 80's western disco? The kid from the wild Thornberries? Nickelodeon splat logo?" Ichiban: "Funny story I was actually trying to get my old punch perm and the lady at the barbers didn't know what she was doing, so I ended up with this." *Gestures to his face* Jo: "Jesus, well just use a ponytail there's screengrabs with you in one in the next game" Ichiban: "What the hell's a screengrab?" Jo: "Jesus, lord and christ please help me."
This scene literally took me to a heart, about l those babies in the lockers and stuff, I just can't, I was shocked
Ichiban: Aww man he just had to pull out a weapon
Me playing the game: You idiot! We’ve all got weapons!
Sawashiro is voiced by Brian Bloom, Captain America from Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the best Captain America imo.
And B.J. Blazkowicz from the new Wolfenstein games.
Yo, so I just rewatched the Sawashiro trailer for Yakuza 8, and I find it very curious that at 3:19 he doesn't respond to what Ichi said there
Ichiban: "What satisfaction do you two get from watching me break!?"
Jo Sawashiro: "More than your overrated show, Eric Andre."
Ichiban: "Wu-!?"
Jo: "Wut?"
*Awkward silence*
Jo: "The young master hates Eric Andre and he sees you in it so..."
Ichiban: "It's...the hair isn't it?"
Jo: "yup...what were you even going for? 80's western disco? The kid from the wild Thornberries? Nickelodeon splat logo?"
Ichiban: "Funny story I was actually trying to get my old punch perm and the lady at the barbers didn't know what she was doing, so I ended up with this." *Gestures to his face*
Jo: "Jesus, well just use a ponytail there's screengrabs with you in one in the next game"
Ichiban: "What the hell's a screengrab?"
Jo: "Jesus, lord and christ please help me."
Kaiji Tang
Brian Bloom
18:30