What people don't realise is there was a small amount of fentanyl at the top of the slide and in his efforts to run from the deadly substance he launched himself down the slide to safety
Maybe the slide thing is because he thought he heard someone say, "Fentinal", and immediately passed out mid slide. If you think he shouldn't have used the slide, then I guess you want to "De-fun" the police.
Dios mío guys! I'm having the ugliest week, and today was specially shit, and you come and give us my now favorite episode of the year?!? 😭😭😭 Thanks for keeping me (and a shitload of us) sane! Y saludos de México ❤️
Funnily enough my family sings “Has Anybody Seen My Girl” at Passover because my great grandma used to love it. The fact that both topics showed up in this context hit me like a truck
Thank you for being unapologetic about your support for lgbtq, specifically for me, trans people. I've been watching you two since I was like 17 or 18, I'm 26 now. If you would have asked 18 year old me where 26 year old me would be, I would have been in for an incredible surprise lol. Thank you for seeing me. Means a lot, when your favorite people show support.
I imagine it might be hard to find channels that actually support. They are so inclusive with every community they mention. Except extreme-rightists... Those have no place here... 😄
The slide story is perfect. There is nothing more that needs to be added to it. From the guy filming an unassuming enclosed metal slide that looks shorter than it is in reality with no explanation, giggling at it, followed by loud banging noises coming down for a longer time than you'd expect, ending with a police officer being ragdolled out of it and getting right up to show us that it is in fact okay to laugh at him without the guilt of someone being seriously injured, to the long shot of the slide from the side showing the perspective trick that made the original video look like the cop was tumbling through a wormhole prior to shooting out of the slide's mouth, to the "normal" people being able to just go down the slide normally, to the clear sign on it that tells us that it's a bad idea for a grown man to do this sort of thing, to Ricky accurately deducing the reason why the slide seems to dislike that one guy in particular, to the prosaic way that the article writer used to describe the situation, to the mayor saying that they'd put up more signage "or something" in a clear sign of confusion as to why the question they were answering was even asked, to the physicist having authored the most on topic and aptly named article in history nearly a full year before this happened, to the phrasing of "normal people" being used to take further shots at the dude who decided that taking a trip down a children's slide face down, ass up at Mach 3 was a good idea to film and post online... it's just a well structured joke through and through. Made my day. Expecting more clout chasers to now find other giant slides that they can launch themselves out of and possibly cause grievous injuries to themselves or others because I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later.
I watch both Seth Myers & Daily Show with Trevor other than those two yeah the rest are crap. But all 3 have been giving me my weekly update on the dystopian path of America into Idiocracy. When I die I can at least say i was there watching the prequel 😂
For anyone wondering why this episode won’t work Picture in Picture mode the song that played during the text segment got claimed and when the video is classified as a song it doesn’t play in Picture in Picture view
Makes sense, though. It's good to have people who specifically know how the physics work so they can be built safely and still be fun for the intended users.
Else you'll get that buckwild theme park where the owner drew a looping slide on a napkin, had it made, and people lost teeth in the foam padding and got stuck ( I believe it was called adventure park or something? The whole park was a death trap)
@@thecrustyargonianmaidit was action park in new jersey. There are multiple channels who covered the park operations, and you are correct about the danger
It was prolly inevitable, since his claim to fame is that he just so happened to be the mayor of New York during the only major attack on American soil in living memory
I swear to God! Literally maybe a couple weeks ago I left a comment asking if anyone even remembered Creepy Text Theatre!!!! [Cut to tonight] Thank you boys!!!! Special shout out to my boy Rudy!
How do these guys _not_ have a million subscribers yet!? I Love all your videos, but _this_ episode was particularly hilarious! Keep up the great work:-)
And for anyone who has to imagine being concerned about the way someone will respond to "no"? Spend some time on that thought exercise. It's a pretty good way to recognize when hitting on someone is potentially creepy. For example: when someone is at work. Any situation where someone is unable to physically leave, or or where doing so (and opting out of future contact) would impose a significant cost.
I feel like that cop must've just grabbed onto the bar above the slide entrance, and flung his body down the shoot as hard as he could. That's why the woman was laughing, he was over confident prior.
As someone who served and did 3 tours in Iraq I CONCUR with using the budget of 1, ONE, F,ing One Submarine (Usually 1Billion with a 'B' USD) towards Mental Health. Educating New Doctors, Educating the US Public, and anything else in order to figure out what the hell is wrong with this Hard R Country I live in. People just can't Live and let Live. I don't think someone being whatever gender they choose is preventing people from getting up and going to work, or preventing them from driving their car, or preventing them from watching a premiere movie, or [ Insert Activity ] at any point in their day. Yep, last I checked watching a drag show didn't make me want to switch my sexuality and I'm still married to a woman. So please tell me what is causing people to hate; Oh, it's becuase they're just hating to hate and they don't even know why they hate? Figures. P.S. I am sorry for the rant but I overheard a convo at a shop I frequent and it was appalling and the people used terms in such a Grammatically Incorrect way ( 'woke' ) I thought my brain was going to looase it's ripples ( thankfully my Military training kicked in and I was able to avoid that - LOL )Cheers! Stay Healthy and Stay Sane!
That slide is an SCP. That cop went through that slide and slid for lifetimes of watching himself grow old and die several times while falling through space until it spat him out as an old man that has lost his mind in a young mans body.
It's amazing that Creepy Text Theater makes a return, yet it's the Cop Canon that had me in absolute stitches. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
Luckily, im watching this IN the shower! The Rudy shit is so gross. Also, that cop coming down the slide has been playing in my mind since Wednesday. So glad you played it here, boys! 💜🖤💜🖤
Just past midnight in neighbouring Canada and can’t wait to start my long weekend insomnia with a Weekly Weird News deepdive. Thanks for all your work, I’ll always be a regular subscriber. Even when the orca overlords take over in the MuskMeta Xpocalypse 😅 Edit: only 8 minutes in and traumatized by brown goo chocolate cream pie 😭 I soldier on. Edit: laughing at the cop spitting slide ACAB All Cops Are Bullets 😂 not above the laws of physics. Silly cop, slides are for kids
I saw that Arthur Knight story on NBC news recently and I immediately thought for you guys. Thanks for adding your hilarious comments to that as well as the other stories. I really appreciate the two of you. Cheers!
The cop's uniform is literally anti friction, I forget the reasoning to it but it's the same kind of fabric as dress clothes. So yeah for our Astro Slide Simeon volunteers in Boston, you know what to do and Godspeed
Leprosy’s modern name is Hansen’s Disease, it’s a long term infection that can be treated with a year or 2 of antibiotics. Your extremities don’t fall off and it’s not spread by casual contact. It’s unclear how it spreads but it may be something to do with breathing in some particles but given it wasn’t very common in the developed world people didn’t feel as much pressure to research it
@@bongwelll same here. I’m not sure about jurisdictions but I do at-home (oral) treatments through a telehealth service called Joyous. You meet with a psychiatrist and they just prescribe it and mail it from a compounding pharmacy. I hope this helps and you can start to heal.
I was a call girl for about a year or so. Loved the job. Anyone requesting "father-daughter" roll play was immediately refunded, and referred elsewhere. Anything beyond calling you daddy is a bridge too fucking far, bro.
Remember the time on TV where he was getting up from his chair & farted on the disgraced lawyer,Jenna Ellis, who was sitting next to him? It was sooo loud, I was afraid that the smell was going to come out from my TV. 😂😂😂 If you haven't seen the video, you can search for it.
Same I’ve been watching them since they first started on ETC I think I was 14, kinda lost track of them when I was 17-18 and re discovered them on the current channel during the whole Kanye Nazi arc lol
That scene of Rudy swinging that golf club made me laugh hard :) I mean, he entire outfit is so on the nose, it's brilliant. I mean, he found the biggest khaki colored pants he could find and pulled up as far as they could and he's all proud of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
would presume the leprosy was contracted by someone in Florida handling armadillos. Armadillos carry the bacteria that causes leprosy but it is a very low risk to contract it.
Ricky’s Cop Slide theory for the win. (i paused here before hearing the expert theory as I share Ricky’s theory) I was proud to hear it after listening to you both saying it was mysterious. The mystery is how the cop thought it was a good and doable idea.
LOL as a lifelong resident of the IE I got a good laugh out of Elliot's comment about never going East, because I never go West. The service at Sonics suks! You're not missing anything. They need to bring back A&W drive diners. Love the show guys as always.
What people don't realise is there was a small amount of fentanyl at the top of the slide and in his efforts to run from the deadly substance he launched himself down the slide to safety
The slide was seen touching children and he tried to put it under arrest and was brutally attacked by said slide
Sources say he spotted a racial minority youth minding their own business while patrolling the entrance of the slide.
explains why he went down feet first, upside down, and gun loaded, he was trying to keep the fentanyl in his sights incase it started something
Touché!
Just a picture of something that looks like fentanyl. And he had an overdose after he got to the bottom.
I demand a formal apology! I was eating breakfast when you guys were theorizing about Rudy's "special" juices.
Same here, except I was eating chilli for lunch. So not okay.
me too lol the face i made 🤢😂😂
Same over here 😂 i spit iced tea all over my laptop 😂😂😂
Literally no TW 😢
I was having French onion soup...my therapist is gonna hear about this😂
I choose to believe that The Slide is a paranormal entity that peers into the innocence of those who pass through it and renders judgement.
What SCP# shall we give this one?
If that was true, then Tokers and Gramers would also be ejected like the cop.
@@ecostaEr... Tokkers, surely?
Someone living in Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. Get a huge "cop cannon" decal made and put it up on the slide overnight 😂😂😂
Maybe the slide thing is because he thought he heard someone say, "Fentinal", and immediately passed out mid slide.
If you think he shouldn't have used the slide, then I guess you want to "De-fun" the police.
🚨I thought he had a seizure at the top.🛝🚔
Havana Syndrome waves
Dios mío guys! I'm having the ugliest week, and today was specially shit, and you come and give us my now favorite episode of the year?!? 😭😭😭 Thanks for keeping me (and a shitload of us) sane! Y saludos de México ❤️
Unos pesitos pa’ los tacos.
Thanks for the dono ❤🎉
@@SmokeyChipOatley siii ps aunque sea, los veo desde hace años y aunque sea pa los chescos
Funnily enough my family sings “Has Anybody Seen My Girl” at Passover because my great grandma used to love it. The fact that both topics showed up in this context hit me like a truck
Thank you for being unapologetic about your support for lgbtq, specifically for me, trans people. I've been watching you two since I was like 17 or 18, I'm 26 now. If you would have asked 18 year old me where 26 year old me would be, I would have been in for an incredible surprise lol. Thank you for seeing me. Means a lot, when your favorite people show support.
Same story with me, glad these guys are still going at it :))
W ❤
I imagine it might be hard to find channels that actually support. They are so inclusive with every community they mention. Except extreme-rightists... Those have no place here... 😄
Been watching these guys (funhaus) for a long time they’re great
Real recognizes real. Gotta represent 🏳️🌈
Ihad to stop the video, wipe my tears, and hit the like button during the middle of the cop story. Much respect to scientist Ricky.
That cracked me up too!😂
Scientist AND slide expert Ricky
Me too. That was freaking hilarious. Only a cop could fuck up a slide that bad.
I thought the original clip couldn't get any funnier, but this just made it better.
Yea I thoroughly enjoyed that clip lol
Petition to officially rename that slide "Cop Cannon." 😂
Yes please
Anyone living in that area should just print a bunch of "Cop Cannon" stickers and glue them everywhere in that slide. Even inside.
agree
Bringing back creepy text theater for this was great, remember watching that series a bunch
Irish person here, Arthur knight could not be a less Irish name. You’d be bullied to high hell with a name like that 😂
Classy American-grown British name
Yeah he definitely didn’t steal it from King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table 😂Can’t wait until he’s back in the States and in prison.
Definitely sounds like the name of someone who loves king sausage fingers
Watching the boys take psychic damage because of Rudy is quite hilarious.
The beautiful part where they could play atucal audio of something
.
Eliot: Chocolate cream pie.
Ricky:😫
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
🤣🤣🤣
One of the best WWN episodes. The banter, ricky being a scientist, and all the accents. Very happy member here
I don’t think you guys realize how funny you are. I laugh all the time at your videos but today was extra funny. My favorite news channel ever!
Agreed! Hysterical!
The slide story is perfect. There is nothing more that needs to be added to it.
From the guy filming an unassuming enclosed metal slide that looks shorter than it is in reality with no explanation, giggling at it, followed by loud banging noises coming down for a longer time than you'd expect, ending with a police officer being ragdolled out of it and getting right up to show us that it is in fact okay to laugh at him without the guilt of someone being seriously injured, to the long shot of the slide from the side showing the perspective trick that made the original video look like the cop was tumbling through a wormhole prior to shooting out of the slide's mouth, to the "normal" people being able to just go down the slide normally, to the clear sign on it that tells us that it's a bad idea for a grown man to do this sort of thing, to Ricky accurately deducing the reason why the slide seems to dislike that one guy in particular, to the prosaic way that the article writer used to describe the situation, to the mayor saying that they'd put up more signage "or something" in a clear sign of confusion as to why the question they were answering was even asked, to the physicist having authored the most on topic and aptly named article in history nearly a full year before this happened, to the phrasing of "normal people" being used to take further shots at the dude who decided that taking a trip down a children's slide face down, ass up at Mach 3 was a good idea to film and post online... it's just a well structured joke through and through.
Made my day. Expecting more clout chasers to now find other giant slides that they can launch themselves out of and possibly cause grievous injuries to themselves or others because I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later.
You guys are better than those crappy late night talk shows
This needs more likes, so true!
I watch both Seth Myers & Daily Show with Trevor other than those two yeah the rest are crap. But all 3 have been giving me my weekly update on the dystopian path of America into Idiocracy.
When I die I can at least say i was there watching the prequel 😂
The boys are my CNN.
Not all of them are bad... and also you're comparing apples and oranges.
For anyone wondering why this episode won’t work Picture in Picture mode the song that played during the text segment got claimed and when the video is classified as a song it doesn’t play in Picture in Picture view
The fact there is a Physicist that specializes in slides amazes me.
I'm a monkey bar biologist.
Makes sense, though. It's good to have people who specifically know how the physics work so they can be built safely and still be fun for the intended users.
Else you'll get that buckwild theme park where the owner drew a looping slide on a napkin, had it made, and people lost teeth in the foam padding and got stuck ( I believe it was called adventure park or something? The whole park was a death trap)
The fact that they had to ask one in Louisiana when they are in Boston and you got MIT right there is even more amazing.
@@thecrustyargonianmaidit was action park in new jersey. There are multiple channels who covered the park operations, and you are correct about the danger
The part where Ricky guesses the slide physics hypothesis, his joy and their interplay is so cute! 😊
From America's Mayor to whatever he is now, Such a crazy fall from grace
Uncle Fester's weird ass cousin that the Addams Family disowned for being too creepy?
It was prolly inevitable, since his claim to fame is that he just so happened to be the mayor of New York during the only major attack on American soil in living memory
As America's Mayor he implemented the very racist stop and frisk policy, so that tracks
@@nerfherder4284
Just like Bloomberg
The fact people didn't see this coming when Borat came out 😂😂
I swear to God! Literally maybe a couple weeks ago I left a comment asking if anyone even remembered Creepy Text Theatre!!!! [Cut to tonight] Thank you boys!!!! Special shout out to my boy Rudy!
How do these guys _not_ have a million subscribers yet!? I Love all your videos, but _this_ episode was particularly hilarious! Keep up the great work:-)
I can't wait to see how weird things have been this week
Every week seems to have weird news. 😯
And it just keeps getting to a new lower bar.
Did it live up to expectations?
The physicist was quoted, "That cop was wicked slippery."
Sacha Baron Cohen tried to warn us about Rudy lol, Should have listened
I love the cop's own partners are laughing at him 😂. one of them can be heard hysterically saying "why is it so funny?" 😂😂😂
Creepy Text Theatre, one of my favorites. It helped me realize I don't want to date enough to put up with that deeply crazy sh*t.
Definitely not worth it. Imagine someone like that *also* not taking "no" for an answer.
And for anyone who has to imagine being concerned about the way someone will respond to "no"? Spend some time on that thought exercise.
It's a pretty good way to recognize when hitting on someone is potentially creepy.
For example: when someone is at work. Any situation where someone is unable to physically leave, or or where doing so (and opting out of future contact) would impose a significant cost.
"I was taken by the vapors..."
😂😂😂
Watched this morning and literally spit out my coffee! I needed the laughs. Thanks guys ☺️
That slide was enticing the cop- it wanted the cop in it
Gross 😂
@@6ixStrngZ what's gross about wanting a cop in you?
That slide was comin' right for him!
Way to go super cop!!😅
Oh baby you’ve got me more revved up than Guliani at a family reunion.
I admire your mental strength to absorb and serve us these creepy news weekly. My mental health could NEVER!
I feel like that cop must've just grabbed onto the bar above the slide entrance, and flung his body down the shoot as hard as he could. That's why the woman was laughing, he was over confident prior.
While having a seizure
As someone who served and did 3 tours in Iraq I CONCUR with using the budget of 1, ONE, F,ing One Submarine (Usually 1Billion with a 'B' USD) towards Mental Health. Educating New Doctors, Educating the US Public, and anything else in order to figure out what the hell is wrong with this Hard R Country I live in. People just can't Live and let Live. I don't think someone being whatever gender they choose is preventing people from getting up and going to work, or preventing them from driving their car, or preventing them from watching a premiere movie, or [ Insert Activity ] at any point in their day. Yep, last I checked watching a drag show didn't make me want to switch my sexuality and I'm still married to a woman. So please tell me what is causing people to hate; Oh, it's becuase they're just hating to hate and they don't even know why they hate? Figures. P.S. I am sorry for the rant but I overheard a convo at a shop I frequent and it was appalling and the people used terms in such a Grammatically Incorrect way ( 'woke' ) I thought my brain was going to looase it's ripples ( thankfully my Military training kicked in and I was able to avoid that - LOL )Cheers! Stay Healthy and Stay Sane!
Been a fan of the show since the ETC days so I thought it was about time to buy you guys a beer.. Take care & enjoy the rest of the summer! ❤️✌️
Thank you for your service! 🎉
I watched that cop fly out of that slide so many times I gave myself a headache laughing.
That cop looked unconscious as he exited the slide 🤣
That fenty got him😂
This cop graduated high school, graduated honors, been a straight A student, keep going, I can't wayto go supercop
Dude got banished to the shadow realm
I'm shocked that Ms Dunphy didn't projectile vomit all over Creepy Rudy when he said that shit to her. I was gagging about it.
That cop slide story made me so happy and I don’t think I would have ever discovered it on my own, thank you both ✊🏾
It's going to be really tough to beat that for best viral video of 2023
That slide is an SCP. That cop went through that slide and slid for lifetimes of watching himself grow old and die several times while falling through space until it spat him out as an old man that has lost his mind in a young mans body.
It's amazing that Creepy Text Theater makes a return, yet it's the Cop Canon that had me in absolute stitches. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
Luckily, im watching this IN the shower! The Rudy shit is so gross. Also, that cop coming down the slide has been playing in my mind since Wednesday. So glad you played it here, boys! 💜🖤💜🖤
thats a bad ass Andre the giant shirt, also Ghouliani is making a real effort to be a literal gremlin and I gotta say its pretty incredible.
Sold at Old Navy btw
Another banger of an episode by our boys in an office building somewhere. Loved seeing creepy text theatre make a brief comeback!
The cop shouted "STOP RESISTING!" as he reached for his taser. So the slide complied.
He tazed the slide and somehow turned it into a rudimentary warp drive.
Just past midnight in neighbouring Canada and can’t wait to start my long weekend insomnia with a Weekly Weird News deepdive. Thanks for all your work, I’ll always be a regular subscriber. Even when the orca overlords take over in the MuskMeta Xpocalypse 😅
Edit: only 8 minutes in and traumatized by brown goo chocolate cream pie 😭 I soldier on.
Edit: laughing at the cop spitting slide ACAB All Cops Are Bullets 😂 not above the laws of physics. Silly cop, slides are for kids
Canada has switched to a single timezone, dope
Slide said "get slided idiot."
I saw that Arthur Knight story on NBC news recently and I immediately thought for you guys. Thanks for adding your hilarious comments to that as well as the other stories. I really appreciate the two of you. Cheers!
I want to see the body cam from that cop so bad. Please FOIA request it.😂
"This cop took 5 minutes away from killing people to sink a basket". Way too funny. Way too real lol
The cop's uniform is literally anti friction, I forget the reasoning to it but it's the same kind of fabric as dress clothes.
So yeah for our Astro Slide Simeon volunteers in Boston, you know what to do and Godspeed
Oh, I bet I can fill that in: the coating makes them (the clothes) easier to clean. It's designed to repel dirt and (to some extent) water.
@@mxpants4884 ah Scotch Guard it is, there's probably a joke about the cop getting launched like a log, but it's too early for me to be that witty.
oh it's heavy and slippery. That's perfect for slides
I got it "Unmagic Mountain", no no funny, but I can do better, got it "Cop Scotch"
The way the cop just gets shot out like a ragdoll makes me lose my shit, but seeing it in reverse made it even funnier.
I love when news channels have deep lore. You’d never even understand the references unless you were subbed to a channel that hasn’t existed in years.
True, but I think it is also important to explain some of the weirder references in the comments to rope the newer people in! We want all here!
@@Jocce21 there is an etc archive channel
It's a crazy callback and I love it!
That cop fell down the slide like he was playing professional soccer, or saw some fentanyl.
Time for our weekly bad news ASMR with the boys
3:03 did you audition for the new Rick Sanchez?! That was great 🤣🤣
You guys are genuinely getting better and better at what you do and I didn’t even think that was possible.
Leprosy’s modern name is Hansen’s Disease, it’s a long term infection that can be treated with a year or 2 of antibiotics. Your extremities don’t fall off and it’s not spread by casual contact. It’s unclear how it spreads but it may be something to do with breathing in some particles but given it wasn’t very common in the developed world people didn’t feel as much pressure to research it
Ricky knows what makes slides work.
I’ve missed Creepy Text Theater so much and I didn’t even realize it
Choosing this particular Internet Today video to listen to while undergoing ketamine treatment was maybe a mistake
I thought about doing that for depression and childhood trauma. Do you know if they do it in NYC?
@@bongwelll same here. I’m not sure about jurisdictions but I do at-home (oral) treatments through a telehealth service called Joyous. You meet with a psychiatrist and they just prescribe it and mail it from a compounding pharmacy. I hope this helps and you can start to heal.
I'm always saying "The sooner I get back on a riverboat, the better!"
I'm sure the officer also launched himself into the slide and didn't just gently shimmy himself down, haha. Used to do that as a kid all the time.
Finally clicked on these guys videos after seeing them in the recommended for weeks, these guys are great, content: great, jokes: also great.
The cop eating slide had me dying 💀💀💀
I was a call girl for about a year or so. Loved the job. Anyone requesting "father-daughter" roll play was immediately refunded, and referred elsewhere. Anything beyond calling you daddy is a bridge too fucking far, bro.
Rudy Giuliani sending a calm down before you make me act up text is enough to make my skin crawl
As an Englishman I can confirm that "Arthur Knight" has one of the least convincing English accents that I've ever heard.
UAP: Unexplained Airborne Policeman
UFO: Unexplained Flying Officer
Damn Ricky was living for those accents during the Arthur Knight update.
Remember the time on TV where he was getting up from his chair & farted on the disgraced lawyer,Jenna Ellis, who was sitting next to him?
It was sooo loud, I was afraid that the smell was going to come out from my TV. 😂😂😂
If you haven't seen the video, you can search for it.
I have watched Ricky and Elliot since I was 15 I’m 22 now seeing creepy text theater really brought me back. I’m so happeeeeee
Same I’ve been watching them since they first started on ETC I think I was 14, kinda lost track of them when I was 17-18 and re discovered them on the current channel during the whole Kanye Nazi arc lol
The creepy text theater making a come back makes this show a hidden gem for sure
When you guys go on about the likes, I'm compelled to walk across the room and click the damn button. Keep it up
Cop portion made me cry laughing. Needed that, thanks guys, hilarious.
"I went into that sloide and came out a 40 year old Boston police officah" LMFAO
The cop getting sucked back into the slide 😂
That scene of Rudy swinging that golf club made me laugh hard :) I mean, he entire outfit is so on the nose, it's brilliant. I mean, he found the biggest khaki colored pants he could find and pulled up as far as they could and he's all proud of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta do the cop slide in a police uniform now. It has to be the fabric making you fly like an eagle
yeah that’s what I was thinking… some thing in the fabric is slick
if you don't have sonic, where do you get drive-thru mozzarella sticks?
SWEET M&MS COOKIE JESUS I think I just threw up in my mouth after hearing those Giuliani texts.
As someone from RI/SE Mass, “The Cop Cannon” segment was hilarious
Dude I saw that clip of the slide as I was going to work and I saw this when I got home and sat down, thank you my day is complete.
GIVE US AN OFFICE TOUR. Pls I'm actually really curious to see behind the scene
If you turned the camera around you would literally just see a door to a hallway - very small
Wow. A creepy text theater call back. What a day
wasn't expecting the boys to hit me with the machinima nostalgia today, can't believe how long it's been.
It's those polyester uniform pants that cops wear. They are slick as hell.
would presume the leprosy was contracted by someone in Florida handling armadillos. Armadillos carry the bacteria that causes leprosy but it is a very low risk to contract it.
Loved the creepy text theatre throwback, it's what got me watching you guys in the first place.
Every scientologist in Clearwater, Florida had an orgasm when they heard the news about psychology being banned.
Creepy Text Theatre making a comeback got an actual pop out of me.
that Rudy script sounds like something out of Rick and Morty
I’ve only watched a couple seconds of the video and I KNOW it’s gonna be a good one!
Hey woah woah woah. The cop is in Boston. It’s called dunkies
I was brushing my teeth when that cop died. We almost lost two soldiers today.
Ricky and I simultaneously screaming at "brown creampie" or whatever horrific shit Elliot said, i blacked out and can't remember
lol i feel like that cop had to have swung himself into the slide like it was a waterslide or something
Ricky’s Cop Slide theory for the win. (i paused here before hearing the expert theory as I share Ricky’s theory) I was proud to hear it after listening to you both saying it was mysterious. The mystery is how the cop thought it was a good and doable idea.
This is not news, these are well known facts.
¿Porque no los dos?
Shouldn't news be FACTual?
LOL as a lifelong resident of the IE I got a good laugh out of Elliot's comment about never going East, because I never go West. The service at Sonics suks! You're not missing anything. They need to bring back A&W drive diners. Love the show guys as always.
Y'all's impressions are keeping me going. Continue to keep it rolllin
Creepy text theater throwback warning lol nice !