Family Guy - Mort speaks with a deeper, more relaxed voice

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  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 6 месяцев назад +200

    I love how brian asked how it happened so fast when its a fucking time machine he could have taken years and still returned to that exact time

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 4 месяца назад +1

      You have to return at the same instant you left, or you'll cause a temporal paradox.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 6 месяцев назад +339

    I wish it was Mort's son Neil that played a part in this gag we have not seen him in ages

    • @JoeyMBrooklyn
      @JoeyMBrooklyn 6 месяцев назад +23

      “Oh Ho Ho! It’s funny because you *won’t* be back!”

    • @spoodlydoodler3552
      @spoodlydoodler3552 6 месяцев назад +8

      Neil was taken out when what's her name left. Can only have enough of 1 Mort

    • @THOMASINTHE1980S
      @THOMASINTHE1980S 6 месяцев назад +5

      He appeared in Season 21’s "Carny Knowledge".

    • @wdcain1
      @wdcain1 6 месяцев назад +5

      The last I saw Neil was him pouring whiskey on his mom's bench and telling her to burn in hell. I wish this got elaborated. A flashback episode that showed Merrill was actually as awful as Carter would be fun.

    • @lordflarus
      @lordflarus 6 месяцев назад

      He already did this bit

  • @jonathan4158
    @jonathan4158 6 месяцев назад +122

    Brian wants to stop Moses so he doesn't have to turn off his devices for one day.

    • @creativeartstudios6792
      @creativeartstudios6792 6 месяцев назад +14

      That and having to walk three miles

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 6 месяцев назад +10

      But dogs love going on walks!

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 6 месяцев назад +11

      A week, every week. Shabbat is really taken seriously by both Orthodox and Haredi Jews. Even old time Christians of the various denominations took Sabbath seriously...

    • @antirevomag834
      @antirevomag834 6 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah. i like how they kinda show him as not trying to improve the world in actuality, but instead just solely selfishly wanting religion gone JUST for his own convenience.
      It kinda fits from the shows standpoint, because we're a long ways from seth's original vision of brian being the 'voice of reason' on the show. I mean. even in this episode, god shows up and kicks their asses for their antics, and it's treated so casually, that it's clear he knows god exists, but he's still supposed to be an atheist.

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 5 месяцев назад +1

      He literally won't accept any higher power

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 6 месяцев назад +135

    Moses just accepted modern day American money in ancient Egypt?

    • @DragoSonicMile
      @DragoSonicMile 6 месяцев назад +32

      Moses: "What am I supposed to do with this? It doesn't weigh nearly as much as a gold piece."

    • @waross8214
      @waross8214 5 месяцев назад +4

      there's a joke about the pyramids on the dollar somewhere here but I can't think of anything

    • @johnbrewer62
      @johnbrewer62 3 месяца назад

      Yeah cause it’s from the future

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 месяца назад

      Consider the exchange rate! That was a lot of money back then.

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 6 месяцев назад +103

    Does anyone else think that Lois is absolutely rocking that look?

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 6 месяцев назад +135

    0:23 Brian jinxed himself.

    • @DaL33T5
      @DaL33T5 6 месяцев назад +1

      Shomer fuckin' shabbos.

    • @GrievousReborn
      @GrievousReborn 5 месяцев назад +1

      Brian realizing all religions have rules

  • @carsonapplebaum2266
    @carsonapplebaum2266 6 месяцев назад +10

    Idk turning off my phone and walking 3 miles at sunset sounds pretty nice

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 6 месяцев назад +70

    0:08 I like this new Mort. He’s got moxy.

    • @wariothelegend8046
      @wariothelegend8046 6 месяцев назад

      SpongeBob and Patrick: “AAAAAAAHHHH! Wait…. What’s moxy?”

    • @mmoney416
      @mmoney416 6 месяцев назад

      Instead of moxie, you should say "chutzpah"

    • @le9038
      @le9038 5 месяцев назад +1

      The soda?

    • @BatmanFan76
      @BatmanFan76 5 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@mmoney416
      Skippy Squirrel: What’s chutzpah?
      Slappy Squirrel: Something you don’t wanna cough up.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 6 месяцев назад +72

    I mean 20 bucks is a good amount of future currency
    Imagine the savings you could make by the time it became the used currency

    • @average-art3222
      @average-art3222 6 месяцев назад +3

      So... How much would that be, back in those times? If that's fine to ask about

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@average-art3222 You don't ask men about their finances, just like you don't ask women about their age or weight, or Stewie about his age or what way he swings

    • @MrGold11987
      @MrGold11987 6 месяцев назад

      @@jonsku6662 You don't ask people about how much they're making. Asking what 20 dollars in modern society would equate to in the past is not included in that

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 6 месяцев назад

      @@MrGold11987 both equate to throwing hands, boi

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 6 месяцев назад +1

      But you could not have invested it. Compare and contrast with the traditional example of Judas' thirty pieces of silver. Though 20 dollars would still lots of money when the American dollar was introduced or even later when bills became prevailing way of spending money - if you can make people accept an obviously modern bill.

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 6 месяцев назад +29

    Am I the only one wondering what the veterinarian girl who Brian tried to get with would look like now that there’s no Christianity

  • @Irish_Ian17
    @Irish_Ian17 5 месяцев назад +2

    You know before i even clicked on the video i knew it was going to be that voice.

  • @waltvonkeisel5610
    @waltvonkeisel5610 6 месяцев назад +9

    Should I point out the fact that they weren't even using paper currency during the time of Moses in that specific region?

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 6 месяцев назад +16

    0:31 I said the same thing Stewie did, that actually gave me a good laugh

  • @jaquanmiller2526
    @jaquanmiller2526 6 месяцев назад +60

    Still, God ain't going to be happy about this in the end.

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 6 месяцев назад +7

      No kidding. Brian and Stewie learn this lesson the *hard way.*

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@lemons38 he's real in Family Guy land and they got what they deserved. 🤣

  • @antirevomag834
    @antirevomag834 6 месяцев назад +9

    Stewie is correct, twenty bucks by modern standards is nothing, but at the rate of inflationary aspects, we could argue that a proper exchange would probably have given him more money than god.

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 6 месяцев назад +3

      You tried sooo hard to sound studied, but failed to consider that fiat currencies would not be invented for several thousand more years, and that no one would accept a piece of paper in exchange for anything

    • @antirevomag834
      @antirevomag834 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 No, i just didn't give a shit to look that deep into it.

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@antirevomag834 It's one of the basic concepts of modern economics. Tell me you're still in middle school without actually telling me. I can tell there's a lot of important stuff you're too spoilt to "give a shit" about.

    • @basili__capybara1864
      @basili__capybara1864 3 месяца назад +2

      @@carsonapplebaum2266what a weird hypothetical conversation to get triggered over to the point of insults

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 6 месяцев назад +9

    Mort wins the low voice contest. 🎉

  • @Stone_Yoshi_3
    @Stone_Yoshi_3 6 месяцев назад +9

    *0:40** Say less-*

  • @petercullen9927
    @petercullen9927 6 месяцев назад +4

    I thought he would sound like this after seeing the thumbnail and reading the description

  • @Gaster_021
    @Gaster_021 6 месяцев назад +21

    Of course Brian’s solution is to make the world more atheist rather than use these opportunities to steer Religion on a better path

    • @giggukardaguy9077
      @giggukardaguy9077 6 месяцев назад +17

      Or realize religion isn't the cause of every bad thing in the world and that's more of just an excuse to do those bad things
      But no no Seth needs his mouth piece

    • @jack_stone
      @jack_stone 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@giggukardaguy9077But if this act is shown a bad thing is Seth really mouth piecing Brian?!

    • @giggukardaguy9077
      @giggukardaguy9077 6 месяцев назад

      @@jack_stone They portray the world as finally being perfect because all religion is gone after this and the only reason they bring religion back is cause God beats them up
      Pretty sure he's still a mouth piece

    • @lazyquahog9385
      @lazyquahog9385 6 месяцев назад +6

      ⁠@@jack_stoneThey never really show a world without Abrahamic religion in the episode. God beats up Brian and Stewie and they correct the timeline.

    • @KyoryuDiabolos
      @KyoryuDiabolos 5 месяцев назад +7

      South Park already did an episode where in the future they worship science but they’re still at war with each other, almost as if conflict is always part of human nature.

  • @IIARROWS
    @IIARROWS 6 месяцев назад +2

    "How did you that so fast"
    It's a time machine...

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Family Guy" has beaten the Time Machine thread to death.

  • @Uncrustabruh
    @Uncrustabruh 6 месяцев назад +2

    Moses: “$20 is $20”

  • @JumpirThatsHard
    @JumpirThatsHard 6 месяцев назад +4

    Mort Sounds Like Tim Allen

  • @skaldlouiscyphre2453
    @skaldlouiscyphre2453 6 месяцев назад +5

    Mort sounds like the miscast Fozzie bear.

  • @v1e1r1g1e1
    @v1e1r1g1e1 3 месяца назад

    Moses: ''Why is a baby holding out a piece of coloured papyrus to me?''

  • @serioussilliness2064
    @serioussilliness2064 6 месяцев назад +1

    Brian, how do you know he did that fast, it could have been ten years and he just showed up a second after he left. It's a tike machine.

  • @zoidlloyd7736
    @zoidlloyd7736 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hmm oh damn him sounding more casual is great jus like that flashback when he didn't look geeky but handsome. Harmony way yeah '13 ,Hmm oh yeah that sucked ass well there are no regrets 0:18 ccept going off the grid 3 miles ? this eew (bleep ) up we ,(,bleep) up man 0:25 u know gotta lois my cartoon proud of the last name steinberg

  • @ferrellkang4954
    @ferrellkang4954 6 месяцев назад +1

    Pappy, if 5 cents gave us 30 pounds of candy…
    What will 20 bucks give us?

    • @Mystic-Alchemist1
      @Mystic-Alchemist1 6 месяцев назад

      I’ll tell you what it can us
      THE GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 6 месяцев назад +3

    So with no Christianity Mort’s voice became deep kidnapper voice low

  • @raufowaty2
    @raufowaty2 3 месяца назад

    0:28 Wouldn't Brian be happy to go out for a walk bcs of his occasional dog instincts kicking in?

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 5 месяцев назад

    actually no stewie cause that money didn't exist back then, currency has changed and altered over decades

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 6 месяцев назад +1

    So thats why the juice are so wealthy...that 20 bucks grew in the bank for them for thousands of years 🐸

  • @kevstar2336
    @kevstar2336 6 месяцев назад +1

    Why does Brian's car looks so different?

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 6 месяцев назад

      Time travel magic

  • @Roark787
    @Roark787 6 месяцев назад +4

    So Brian wanted to get rid of religion cause he wanted women to be more loose towards him and he wanted to be lazy?... You know God was far to kind to him when he just settled to just give him that beating.

    • @kaizerhall3138
      @kaizerhall3138 6 месяцев назад +3

      Brian claims to be this progressive, morally-upstanding person, but a lot of what he says and does is more about his own self-interests.

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 6 месяцев назад

    Can we "adjust for inflation" 20 USD to Moses' times for a ridiculous result?

  • @dndgeek4112
    @dndgeek4112 6 месяцев назад

    Now Brian is not allowed to eat or get a girl when the sun is up

  • @itayarvatz7559
    @itayarvatz7559 6 месяцев назад

    The premise of the episode is a bit wierd since jedisim isn't a religion that is bent on bringing others in like Islam and Christianity, Jews are kinda doing their own thing, you can convert to jedisim if you wish but traditionally (excluding reform conversion) converting to jedisim could take years

  • @catthekitty9286
    @catthekitty9286 6 месяцев назад

    I have family Guy adult swim airings

  • @ReticularTunic7
    @ReticularTunic7 Месяц назад

    This episode aged like milk 💀

  • @apocalypseblues3897
    @apocalypseblues3897 5 месяцев назад

    bro pre-abrahamic paganism CANNOT be better than

  • @EmilyPearson-x2i
    @EmilyPearson-x2i 6 месяцев назад

    Kevin Swanson and Meg Griffin’s baby 2025

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 6 месяцев назад +1

    So, is it going to be Islam now, or are we getting into Spaghetti Monster territory?

    • @Ahmed-ye5sd
      @Ahmed-ye5sd 6 месяцев назад +3

      I don't think they'll do one for Islam.

  • @peterpocsai1627
    @peterpocsai1627 6 месяцев назад +1

    Nope stewie.
    1. Dollar did not existed so it was just a piece of paper
    2. Chinese invented paper cash but for a long period of time it was not spread around the world so still. Just a piece of paper.

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade7081 6 месяцев назад +1

    No arbitrary (from an atheist's point of view), stifling rules? Does Brian even know what Judaism is? Hasn't he notícia EVERY woman with her head covered?

    • @mmoney416
      @mmoney416 6 месяцев назад

      Every person has their head covered

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 6 месяцев назад

      @@mmoney416 Fair enough, but the headscarfs are more prominent than the kippah. Also, at this point, in Family Guy, I think, we had seen more male Jewish characters covering their heads than women. So I would say the women covering their heads are a greater change for Brian. Point taken, though. Thanks.

  • @henrythebananaboy
    @henrythebananaboy 6 месяцев назад

    Hello

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 6 месяцев назад +3

    Brian you're bad

  • @cledgefenrir5681
    @cledgefenrir5681 6 месяцев назад

    So Brian seems to think that religion means Christianity. Like Buddhism isnt a thing or does he not count it as a religion.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 месяцев назад

      It's Brian. It's in his character to play a big game yet know nothing.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 месяцев назад

    This really shows that Brian only likes a religion when it benefits him, boy because he has any actual faith or dedication to anything. 😂

  • @ntsejfamyaj
    @ntsejfamyaj 6 месяцев назад

    cheeses

  • @Kruukk
    @Kruukk 6 месяцев назад

    He's a dog l, shouldn't he be happy about a 3 mile walk?

  • @plendor
    @plendor 6 месяцев назад

    Whatever Stewie did probably made it worse as usual

  • @TheBandit025Nova
    @TheBandit025Nova 6 месяцев назад +3

    Give Moses 20 Dollars well he’s Early Jew so wait that means Islam is the most common religion in world
    Praise Allah

    • @lawrencearabia9007
      @lawrencearabia9007 6 месяцев назад

      Then they will go even further back in time to kill Abraham as a baby

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 6 месяцев назад

      What about whatever it was the Chinese or Native American people's believed back then now.

  • @jontwest
    @jontwest 6 месяцев назад

    Bolsheviks are the best!

  • @1withthelion
    @1withthelion 6 месяцев назад +3

    Stevie did the world a big service

    • @kadynS
      @kadynS 6 месяцев назад

      Why?

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 5 месяцев назад

    pro Israel propaganda, i guess those pro palestine are seething