Family Guy - What did you do, you little twerps?
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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00:13 - Hey, guys? Who does Mel Gibson h@te?
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01:18 - ♪ Christ the royal master ♪ Leads against the foe. ♪
Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more
Hey, Brian! You want an explanation? God…is…pissed!
I understand that reference. Back when Brian wasn’t an atheist.
@@symbolguy3609 I know right?, until they changed him years later.
With the way this episode ended, One can only imagine what the show would be like if this was also the end of Atheist Brian. Because as people have asked throughout the years "How can Brian still be atheist when he's literally met Jesus?" well now people can ask the same question but with "After he was literally beaten up by God himself"
It is because Brian is a first-class Egocentric, proud to the point of no more power and who believes that he is the center of everything and that he is right in everything, it is basically his defense mechanism to not see the horrible person he really is. , only until someone defeats him (in this case God gave Brian and Stewie a tremendous beating, ok the last one wasn't necessary because he agreed to solve everything) and puts him in his place
Honestly Christian point of view here: Satan himself fell from heaven for just being so full of himself he wanted to put himself above god. Then when he got his ass beat he made it everyone else's problem. What Brian does in this episode literally isn't any different. With the notable exception of the asskicking setting him straight of course. While I'm certain it wasn't what they are going for it does show how he really is just THAT full of himself that he truly believes he knows whats best for the world (Despite being a boozy, womanizing opportunist) consequences be damned.
Actually kind of a shame Seth didn't go further then this and show Brian's idea of the "ideal scientific world" is as fundamentally flawed as he thinks one with Christianity is. After all, for better or worse religion drives the collective morality of society. While it is often supressive when abused by the power hungry it also curbs reckless immoral science if for no other reason than fear of a response from God.
@@marianomercado6284yeah, but this whole episode, like so many others, is entirely anti-religious. The only reason why God won here and reset the status quo is because he acted like a bully. It’s like the 420 episode where weed became illegal again because Brian sold out to a Republican like Carter.
Family Guy is unimaginably biased.
Welcome to the mindset of Seth
MacFarlane
All this because Brian got rejected by a Christian nurse whom he had a crush on.
It was his breaking point when it came to dislike of religion.
who else but brian 😂😂😂
Remember when Brian used to be cool?
More because he wouldn’t commit to a long term relationship without sex and acted entitled to it like it was weird that she wasn’t sleeping with him after a few dates
@@CeeHoffHe never was, he was a self insert and a superbly egotistical and pretentious from the start.
"Oh, my God! God!"
0:32
Fix it fix it fix it!
@@jerelcheek5112 It was his Idea, it's not even my machine!
I don't know which is crazier. That Brian thinks getting rid of religion will get rid of prejudice and irrational thinking or that he's still probably an atheist.
I know, right?
Or that getting rid of Judaism and Christianity means getting rid of religion
@@Thanatos562
Indeed
It’s like he thinks religion is the source of all the world problems. I hate to disappoint everyone who thinks that, but it’s not.
@@mitchellneuhoff9946
Damn right
1:19
It was at this moment that Brian knew, he fucked up
Deserved
1:19 & 1:20 actually.
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Never mess with God
1:15 🫢 oh no he didn’t! I bet Brian’s no longer an atheist after that beating. Also why’d Stewie get beat up, Brian was the one who started all that
Brian may have been the one who started it, But since Stewie was the one who stopped Moses from getting the 10 Commandments. God probably thought that he was guilty by association.
Technically he probably still doesn't believe in God. He just know he exists.
@@ConradKurze True. But the only problem with that, Is that then the whole "How can you not believe in something when you know it exists" question would come into play.
I mean Brian can still choose not to believe in God's ways of life. But now that Brian has literally met God himself there's really no longer a point in him further denying that God actually exists.
@@TheCommenterDragon he'd probably argue that he just met a dude with a knowledge of timelines and fit enough to beat toddler and middle sized out of shaped dog. Who called himself God. He can still reject the ideas of his benevolence and omnipotence, therefore rejecting Christianity and thus making him non beliver.
Also it was Stewie's time machine.
It’s funny how Brian talks about logic and reason but what logic is there in going back in time to change the course of history over spite?
Brian: you want explanation GOD. IS. PISSED.
At you brian now 1:15
When you think about it, this all started because some Christian girl didn't want to sleep with Brian unless she's married.
It really goes to show just what kind of terrible person Brian is.
I wonder what would have been more effort. trying to remove religion from the world or go back in time and prevent the girl he was eating from being a Christian?
He calls out the hypocrisy of religion, then pulls this.
“Hey, sleep with this guy or he’ll wipe your religion from history”
If anything he’s just proving why she was right to turn him down
@@elimDBZ Probably the latter. He pretends to do it for selfless reasons, but it was really for his own convenience. If that weren't the case, he wouldn't have gone out of his way to wipe out Judaism too.
@@vexxama Exactly.
Yes indeed
“Oh boy, we really messed with this guy. I guess we should go fix it Brian.”
1:08-1:21 You'd think Brian would learn by now
No he didn't.
No but he learned not to piss off god
I just love how Brian has seen God and Jesus, but denied they exist. Kind of like all of his exes do with him...
The episode reminds me of South Park where in the future there is no religion, only atheism. Yet despite this, people were in conflict, but only because each side believed their name is better.
It does not matter if there is religion or not. People will always find a way, an excuse or whatever to benefit from others, start a conflict or spread misery because of disagreements or personal pursuits. It's just very mother nature which dictates that one benefits at the expense of the other (because if everyone is good, it leads to overpopulation, with no new space to live or resources on the long run it leads to catastrophe), but despite this with a chance to act out of sincere compassion and selfless kindness.
True science isn't perfect too
Damn right
There’s even a webtoon about a super hero squad consisting of historic scientists (Marie Curie, Charles Darwin, Einstein, etc) but they keep messing things up 😂 showing that even scientists can be idiots
The difference is that family guy writers didn't realize this and Stewie and Brian only fixed it because God beat them up.
@@hydraman246 true I heard most of them got killed by their own inventions
1:18 *"Okay so maybe this wasn't the best idea"*
Moral of this episode? Never mess with God.
Never mess with God
Why did God beat up Stewie? I can understand Brian, but Stewie was willing to change things back to normal.
Stevie made the machine and also gave Moses 20 bucks to walk away
@@munkydreads But that didn't warrant a beating.
Ehhh let’s just call it guilt by association
He was in the zone
if you believe religion is the source of irrationality, you will be rather disapointed as soon as you meet a flatearther
Well most Flatearther are very religious and creationist
People will latch onto whatever explanation that gives them some semblance of comfort, rational or irrational. Science explains a lot but it does not necessarily make things easier to deal with (death, disease, bad luck, etc), so people fashion something, anything to make it easier to deal with (or go into denial about), be that constellation positions, pretty-looking innocuous rocks, essences of plant matter with minimal positive effects, or whatever else makes them feel like they can control things in life that actually cannot be controlled.
@@arnoldschpeiker7887 in my eyes people do not want to be rational, they want to be right. They have a certain view on things and simply invent the reasoning behind it.
as my old physic teacher said: science doesnt explain why something happens but describes rules how it happens
Indeed
@@CorvoThan
Yup
Ironically, thinking that religion is the only source of prejudice and irrationality is extremely prejudiced and irrational.
Try telling that to Seth McFarland
Brian got rejected by a Christian nurse, erases Christianity from history, somehow is okay with Judaism even though it worships the same god, God beats him up to fix everything.
Conclusion, this episode shows Brian is a terrible person and the writers attempt to r/atheism.
I'm surprised God didn't fix it himself, or find away to integrate religion by other means. At the same time, I'm pretty sure there were other religions out there that would have become dominant in the world with Christianity and Judaism gone.
Then that wouldn't have taught Brain and Stewie the important message to not mess with God or religion.
Yeah, There are a number of other religions so getting rid of Christianity and Judaism shouldn't have erased religion all together when there are others like Buddhism and Hinduism. Either one of those could've become the next dominant faith.
Islam descended from Christianity and Judaism so it wouldn't exist
But yeah the Middle East still had its own religion and mythology that would just replace Islam
@@caliph95and European will remain pagan with absence of Christianity
@@naquanstrachan-sv4pv You've never heard of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan? Where in the world have you been?
"IS THAT WHERE YOU WANNA LIVE?! NOOGIE CITY?! HUH?! 'CAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU THERE! I GOT THE KEYS, HOSS!"
I all honesty, Brian had that beat down coming.(Stewie, not so much.)
Agreed
Brian and Stewie clearly should’ve learned by now interfering with timelines only makes things worse. Haven’t they watched any time travel movies or shows?
They don’t even need to, they should know well on their own since they’ve both well enough worsened their future with time travel. Stewie gave modern firearms to pre-Columbus Indians and they killed the first Americans, Brian stopped 9/11 and as a result Bush lost his reelection and started a civil war on the US, and as a result of both messing with the past Stewie had created the universe and caused a butterfly effect when Bertram used the machine to go back and kill Da Vinci
Or does Brian remember what happened when he prevented 9/11 from happening?
What if the actual timeline is the result of some time travel mess?
How can we be sure it's not?
I knew this was going to happen, God is pissed now they’re going to feel his noogie wrath
Well, they were warned of the wrath of God.
The real reason why Brian wanted to change the course of history so that Christianity won't exist all because the girl that he been dating in this episode refuse to have sex with him until she's married. So Brian figured that if he got rid of the world's religion from the past then he can be free to have sex with any woman that he dated without a problem which I think Brian have been doing this for a very selfish reason.
based
Seriously, Brian you can find another girl.
@@Unversed333not like he hasn't done it before
@@jonathonsirlord8251 Yeah, and failed terribly because of his own faults.
First of all, the animation is terrific and the writing the meaning behind the writing just a brilliant show 26 years. It’s better now than it was when it first started.
*(rolls eyes)*
Yes, Brian, because religion is the cause of *_all_* the world's problems. And without it there wouldn't be "prejudice", "irrationality" and "arbitrary rules".
Easy for you to say
@@EWOODJ Yes. Yes it is.
Yeah, World War II Axis power leaders were notably very anti-religious, and part of their campaign was to eliminate those belonging to religious factions.
@@thomaschitham3487 I kinda I agree there racist scientist used black people for experiment as an excuse
@@thomaschitham3487 even there's no religion they gonna use science as an excuse
All jokes aside, God being mad at you with his whole existence is the scariest thing that comes to my mind!
But I like Christmas.
Me too. Brian deserved this. He tried to take Christmas away from us.
Last time they showed a world of no religion they were in the future
God:"Sigh!"
Satan:"Wassup there?"
God:"I just realized people don't love me. They are only afraid I might sent them to you!"
Satan:"You don't say! And what do you think that does make me feel like, huh? You're basically a mom saying to their children "Wait till your father gets home!" And I'm that dad! You're Santa Claus and I'm Krampus! How should I feel like?"
God:"Are you still torturing people?"
Satan:"The real question is: do YOU want me to torture people? Do YOU want it, huh?"
God:"It's not polite to answer a question with another question!"
Satan:"Well, excuuuse me, highness!"
Most likely Hell in christianity isn't about eternal torture, but rather the eternal separation from God. Also, it's unbiblical the idea of Satan torturing people, he limitates to tempt.
And Brian still remains an atheist
... Not because he doesn't believe in god's existence, for obvious reasons, he just doesn't like him for many things including this one
Like most people who don't believe in Christianity.
1:19
Get ready to receive some *holy spirit*
*BAHAHAHAH IT WAS HIS IDEA IT’S NOT EVEN MY MACHINE*
1:19 Did you say Boomer Fix It Rights Now🤜🤛
The point is you can believe whatever you want. Just don't make a big deal about it.
Exactly and getting rid of religion will not get rid of prejudices believe me is more to it than just what you believe in
Maybe, we could have a religion where everyone tries to be nice to one another and we openly admit that we don't know what life is like after death but it must be okay because no one ever comes back.
That would require actual, legitimate tolerance
There's is called Baha'i faith
The mailman attacks two family members. No one cares.
God probably froze time for this.
Brian, people would still fight each other even if there was no religion. They would still hate each other based on their nationality or other kind of bullshit.
Yes indeed. And getting rid of Abrahamic Religions would still leave the older religions around and thriving
And that’s that. Everything ALWAYS has to go normal at the end of every Family Guy episode nowadays, don’t they?
I mean it’s an animated sitcom of course everything goes to back to normal at the end of the day, this ain’t bojack horse man.
Yeah, but aren’t you at least getting tired of this format? It’s really starting to wear out like a banana sticker
0:48 “Is this all religion is? Threatening to noogie people if they dare to think for themselves?”
Actually, it’s worse than that.
Most religion makes people take what believes the other believe in and turn it into a scare to make people choose the one true religion
This is exactly why no moral wouldn't dare mess with God, or else he'll gonna teach you a lesson you'll will never forget.
Yup, floods, fire from heaven, handing you over to your enemies, etc.
Stewie: Oh my God, God
God: It’s actually Jehovah, Jehovah of Eden
No, it's I Am.
@@Unversed333 Do you have a problem calling God by his name
@@TheBandit025Novano. Just continuing the little joke of God having many names and titles.
God showed them!😂
Kevin and Susie Swanson as main characters 2025
It's pretty sad how Brain went from just a reasonable guy to selfish, pretentious douchebag. Used to be my favourite character in the show and now I just find him to be one of the worst characters in the show.
You and me both, my friend
How is he selfish when he's the sole reason the Griffin's are even alive, plus he's risked his life recently without thinking of himself.
Brian got taken to SUNDAY SCHOOL when he messed with God!
I feel like there was a missed opportunity to have God show Brian and Stewie how, even in a world without religion, humanity would find ways to be stupid and irrational.
That would require Seth to *not* shit on religion and force his toxic, hyper atheist bullshit into his shows
@rickyuzumaki695 Oh, so one minute, Seth hardly does anything for the show, next he's pushing all that.
You anti-fans need to make up your minds. Lol
@@Courage-In-All
First of all, I’m no”anti-fan”. I’m a FORMER fan. There’s a difference. Second, I’ve never said that Seth “does nothing” for the show. You’re generalizing
@rickyuzumaki695 there's not really a difference, if you're no longer a fan, you're an anti-fan, kinda self-explanatory.
And I mean anti-fans say it, not necessarily you.
@@Courage-In-All
An anti-fan is someone who hates the show. A former fan is someone who doesn’t care about it anymore. That is the difference.
If there was no Judaism or Christianity, then wouldn't Hinduism and Buddhism be the top religions? Or would the old religions that worshipped the Olympians and Norse Deities be in charge?
Thats what I was thinking, the old religions wouldnt have been driven out.
Any one of those would be in charge
@@Hivedragon
Yup
“I got the keys hoss”
I’m surprised the people didn’t start believing in something stupider then before because people need something to believe in to make their lives worth living
Yup
Don't make god mad 1:15-1:22
Yeah, nah. This whole second half of the episode only makes sense from an American perspective, where the only religions most folks there know are primarily the Abrahamic religions, and that's it. Because the moment one goes "wait, what about all dem pagan religions? Where'd they go?", this shit makes no sense at all.
More of a "Western" perspective than an American one, but I agree. The writers think their gripe with the Abrahamic religions is all the world's struggle. The same kind of self-centered mindset they no doubt accuse followers of those Abrahamic religions of having. I bet there are plenty of Hindus who would say, "What the hell does this have to do with us?"
Damn right
@@JWD1992
I know, right?
edd: you teleported without thinking have you lost your mind?
To be fair, this depiction of god is true, when you look passed the tales and good deeds in the Bible, God is the most petty person who made everyone worship him by force, burning down cities that went against his ideologies, making people follow his instructions without question, punishing his own grandchildren by making them be tortured and betrayed in one way or another, you can't not say that God isn't petty
Like I often say, if god does exsist. He is A cruel god then.
Wait this is the first time ever Brian has met and seen God but pretty sure even after this
He would still continue being an atheist.
I don’t understand if they wanted to live in a world without religion didn’t Stewie discover a universe with his multi dimensional remote that has no religion
One of them should have made their comeback, "But didn't George McFly beat Biff?"
So if Stewie created the Big Bang that created all of existence, where did God come from?
From inside the bang to start it, cause a baby being a holy spirit/deity wouldn't be right
0:13 A classic Valinism question and answer.
As funny as this is chances are a new religion would simply rise to fill the power gap.
And perhaps even based on something even crazier than Christianity. For example, the mutants in the planet of the apes second film worshipped a nuclear bomb.
@@Unversed333 The devil you know is better then the devil you don't know; no pune intended
Most likely
@@Unversed333
Oh yeah
@@jonbilgutay2 and south park episode in future they worship science
cross: what were you even thinking? If you really like to know about them, you couldn’t have just Told puppet about that.
edd: you think you could be positive
xchara: if you really want me to know about them, you could have just told pop it sooner I was worried about you We were worried about you. Do you have any idea how worried sick we are
Seth Macfarlane gives himself a double noogie
1:20
What a bad ending :(
xfrisk: it was an accident
"The people who don't agree with me are the cause of all the world's problems. My way is the right way, and things will be perfect if everyone agreed with me."
- militant religious people AND militant atheists
And I am an agnostic, by the way.
South Park's take on the issue is much more grounded in reality. The Family Guy people just seem to be cheerleaders for their side. "Everyone on our side always has good intentions." That's adorable.
And how is God a baby boomer? He was born between 1946-1964? Does anyone actually know what "boomer" means? A lot of people seem to think it just means old person with an opinion.
Agreed
I think at this point of time, boomer is now on par with calling an old person gramps or geezer as Baby Boomers are now between 60-78
@@lazyquahog9385 I agree it has gotten to that point, but it is a definitely a misnomer.
That is actually a God I could believe in
Well good thing. Otherwise it would be Noogie City.
tom: I didn’t mean to i- *i started to shake in fear as edd scratches me in the eyes grabs me by the collar of my hoodie as he had his claws out as he got angry at me* i’m really sorry I didn’t mean to it was an accident I swear I was just trying to help an ultra shadow beast
this episodes end was an abrupt one
Of course He'd use noogies for this. First off, He's too nice to actually kill anyone. Second, noogies can apparently be dangerous, as Stewie's evil clone proved in that episode.
Moral of the story: don't play with God
0:06 What the heck!?! What about Christmas
You're not very smart, are you?
Christmas has more to do with the pagan myths surrounding the winter solstice rather than Jesus's birth, which actually happened in the summer.
God took em to Noogie city
tom: we didn’t mean to they were torturing us i-
So No Christianity + No Judaism = No Paganism (be it the pantheons of Egypt, Persia, Greece, Rome, etc...)? Without Christianity or Judaism, there would still be religion, just not the Abrahamic Faiths.
Religion has nothing to do with prejudice. Also, I highly doubt that God in real life would disguise Himself as a mailman just to threaten someone who messed with Him. And I highly doubt He would actually beat up someone.
Yeah, couldn't He just send an angel to do that?
@@Unversed333
Angels aren't supposed to do that.
0:34 Noggie Guy
Well. That cured Brians Atheism
Is it bad that I don’t consider God anything like Biff in the modern timeline? I enjoyed god cracking his nuckles which led Brian and Stewie at church singing a hymn.
So Brain is still Atheist after this?
v: they just wanted to be a good person and a good friend and stay as a positive soul
Honestly that's just the tip of the iceberg of God's wrath.
How is Brian an atheist if god is RIGHT THERE
Wild!
Without Christianity or Judaism, wouldn’t that leave Catholicism, Hinduism, Polytheism and every other religion in existence
Catholicism is the largest version of Christianity, not something separate.
@@skaldlouiscyphre2453 If those protestants could read, they'd be very offended by your comment
Brian said it best in the earlier seasons:
"Well that's very Christian. 'Believe what i say or i'll hurt you.' "
I knew that sooner or later that God would get through Brian’s thick skull.
I still don't get how he's an atheist God's been to the house like twice
Christmas doesn’t exist? 😢
Look on the bright side at least there's no racism in a world with no religion right?
@@SonySlasher2468lol
God acting like the best argument for religious people about their religion
The hymn at the end is Onward Christian Soldiers.
Noogie City!
He broke Stewie's arm lmao
Ok, he stopped christianity and judaism but what about the olympian gods, the egyptian gods, the scandinavian gods and hinduism?
I am definitely gonna miss Stewie and Brain