It was Medieval: Total War for me. Never bring a horse to a camel fight. They're scared of them suckers. Honestly, I've learned more from video games than I did in school.
Another fun camel fact (that I learned when I went "nu-uh" at a fantasy novel but it turned out I was wrong) camels can eat fish and meat, and will do so in a survival situation, they just prefer vegetable matter.
Yeah unless an animal is an obligate carnivore or obligate herbivore, the line between carnivore and herbivore is a lot more gray than you’d think, and I’m not just talking about herbivores. I’m talking horses eating chicks for their bones, hippos killing and eating wayward zebra, in nature free protein is free protein and you’re only as vegan as your options. Casual geographic did a video on it and a lot more animals dabble in meat eating than one would expect
Every day, I learn how a few vegetarians are even actual vegetarians exist in nature. Pretty much any animal that I’ve come across will eat meat and such if it’s available and or necessary. Like deer. Deer 100% will eat meat, and I don’t believe it even has to be especially urgent.
Little History Lesson: It wasnt baghdad at all, the castle was an Iranian base of operations of the assassins while Syria was the other base that was in AC1, The game takes place in Baghdad. And if you want to ask the difference, Iran is Persia, an Indo European country with and Indo European language(Persian) Baghdad in is Iraq(al aragh is the actual name, I don't know why they call it Iraq in the west) is an Arabic nation with Arabic as its language, they were the Babylonians of the Anciet days, they were in the middle east long before Iranians migrated to middle east and built their Empire.
Shrinkflation is a funny joke, but to be real with you, the other new ACs have been waaaaayyy over bloated. It's back to basics for the series which it needed, focused, fun, seems to have less bugs from what I've seen, and has a lower price because there's less content despite it being the better choice to begin with. There's really nothing to complain about here.
An Honest Trailer for Super Robot Wars 30, please. Also holy shit, a few seconds in you're already coming in swinging with that "sitting on your laurels as a competitive sport" joke.
think a game at the time of the crusades would be cool, like actualy seeing at and helping the crusaders conquer/see them doing it or Saladin reconquer the lands, as actual asssasins
haven´t played (not interest built towards this one at all) but saw that there are actually disguises which do help blend in,just need to wear them in proper situations (like going around a marketplace dressed as a merchant)
What bothered me about the entire plot of the game, is that everything from the smallest gripe to the biggest offence, could have been solved with a conversation. If I open the vault, will you stop enslaving people? If they stop enslaving people, will you stop killing them? Once we open the vault, what's Step 2? Step 1, collect underpants. Yes but what's step 2? .... We'll come back to that. You can't open the vault. We swore to protect it. Why? Because. It'll change you! Change me how? We don't know! we can't risk it! Master Assassin just gave me permission. He did? Yeah. In that case I'll have to kill you. Why?? Because I don't want you to open the vault! I am loyal to our cause! Master Assassin GAVE me permission! Lets go talk to him together and you can voice your concerns to him directly! Noooo! Okay I went in the vault. Turns out I lived many lives... I have more questions than answers. Then I quit. Why? Because this is not who Assassins are! But, literally nothing has changed! If we leave the door open, masked men would walk in, see there's nothing worth dying over, and leave. Nooooo.
It looks like I have failed (as always) to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. It's a bit disheartening, but if I can soldier on through being a New York Giants' fan, I can soldier on through this: Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
You mean the story around Desmond? Yeah, I really liked that too, it made Assassins Creed what it is. The connection between Protagonist and his ancestors. But it got way out of Hand after they killed Desmond. It's not worth it to follow anymore.
@@VanitasTheBest agree it got really nowhere for many games, but I'd still love to get more of Rebecca and Shawn and the fun comment entries in the animus, and what they did at the end of valhalla kind of put the present storyline slighty back on track. Shakingly, but it was a good first steps. If there's zero present thing, what's the difference between any game taking place in any time and AC games? used to be the animus and the conflict continuing in the present, now it's just another random serie on the market. It even feels like '.'whats the point of beating all these bad guys in the past knowing its all the same in the present and it probably will never stop because we'll never get resolved''. Valhalla got me finally crossing fingers for the future and they just dropped everything.
The Animus, to me, was just an unnecessary part of the game that slowed the game to a snail's pace. In AC1 I thought it was an annoyance, and by AC: Brotherhood I was really hoping they would do away with it altogether.
@@VanitasTheBest I like the actual games, not the Animus content though. The only thing about the Animus I like is the UI. Seeing the camera pan, and then the white digital lines scatter across the screen, and it says "ROME, 1200" or whatever it says, that's cool. But spending 30 minutes walking around in a white room is boring. The best part about AC is being an Assassin and being in an ancient city, the majority of the Animus sections are just interruptions.
Please say, "We're sorry we haven't made an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins yet." and then make an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins.
Wondering how you didn't know that camels can gallop made me realise that there has never been an honest trailer for the original Brendan Fraser Mummy films. An injustice, if there ever was one.
Little History Lesson: It wasnt baghdad at all, the castle was an Iranian base of operations of the assassins while Syria was the other base that was in AC1, The game takes place in Baghdad. And if you want to ask the difference, Iran is Persia, an Indo European country with and Indo European language(Persian) Baghdad in is Iraq(al aragh is the actual name, I don't know why they call it Iraq in the west) is an Arabic nation with Arabic as its language, they were the Babylonians of the Anciet days, they were in the middle east long before Iranians migrated to middle east and built their Empire.
Do Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies, the framing story is astonishingly good, and the game mechanics are great… except for having to fly for a long ass time to reach the part of the map that lets you trying landing somewhere.
I think that if you did an honest trailer for Space Hulk: Deathwing You might be able to get some real comedy gold out of it especially doors Independent tangent can you go "for the emperor!!!" in your best Space Marine voice (I'm going to use it as my ringtone)
next to do the legend of heroes series!!!(or cut it to 4 pieces trails in the sky 1-3 ,trails into azure and trails into zero , trails of cold steel and finally trails in the black and trails in the black 2: crimson sin.
Probaply never gonna play it, but they let you pet pets in the game, thats allways a good thing, hell the whole selling point for fable 2 was "fable 1 but You got a Doggo, You can train it to help you!" and everyone was like "Thats neat, I wanna something like that in every game from now on." why we didn't get that yet btw? It should allready be absolutely evident that adding a pet that won't die to any form of media is allways beneficial, preferably a cat or a dog ofc, allthough its allways fun to have a literal troll or orc with super low intelligence stats being bonded with you, usually you are a small mc in that case and can get trown around, I like trowing myself around, its fun and if I die its not even sad, because I launched myself at the sky, survival was never assured.
You missed the teleportation part. With which you can assassinate up to 5 different targets from different spots simultaneously without being detected during the process😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I discovered camels can move because of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movie, and my inlaws confirmed it when they visited Egypt. Those buggers can move their butts.
I can thank the Brendon Frasier Mummy movie for teaching me how fast camels can move long before this game.
But Indy said no camels!
The last joke of the video implies that the writer hasn't seen the Brendon Frasier Mummy movie, and that is a TRAVESTY.
@@miles8385 yes the mummy series is goated brandon frasier is such a good actor :D
Hahaha I was about to say the same thing
It was Medieval: Total War for me. Never bring a horse to a camel fight. They're scared of them suckers.
Honestly, I've learned more from video games than I did in school.
Another fun camel fact (that I learned when I went "nu-uh" at a fantasy novel but it turned out I was wrong) camels can eat fish and meat, and will do so in a survival situation, they just prefer vegetable matter.
Yeah unless an animal is an obligate carnivore or obligate herbivore, the line between carnivore and herbivore is a lot more gray than you’d think, and I’m not just talking about herbivores. I’m talking horses eating chicks for their bones, hippos killing and eating wayward zebra, in nature free protein is free protein and you’re only as vegan as your options. Casual geographic did a video on it and a lot more animals dabble in meat eating than one would expect
@@maxortiz8795 hello fellow casual geographic enjoyer!
@@louradean9293 just tryin not to end up on a shirt
Every day, I learn how a few vegetarians are even actual vegetarians exist in nature. Pretty much any animal that I’ve come across will eat meat and such if it’s available and or necessary. Like deer. Deer 100% will eat meat, and I don’t believe it even has to be especially urgent.
Did you hear about the guy who got kicked out of the murder cult?
He was dismembered.
Win
Such a loss, he'll always be remembered.
I’m falling to pieces over this pun.
I legit didn't know this game was out until I saw this video pop up.
Same, but the game will still make bank.
@@eduardoubilla4307of course it will, it's the call of duty of Ubisoft
‘Baghdad’s Assassins College for Misunderstood Boys’ had me on the floor 😅😅
Little History Lesson:
It wasnt baghdad at all, the castle was an Iranian base of operations of the assassins while Syria was the other base that was in AC1, The game takes place in Baghdad.
And if you want to ask the difference, Iran is Persia, an Indo European country with and Indo European language(Persian)
Baghdad in is Iraq(al aragh is the actual name, I don't know why they call it Iraq in the west) is an Arabic nation with Arabic as its language, they were the Babylonians of the Anciet days, they were in the middle east long before Iranians migrated to middle east and built their Empire.
This is the first time I’ve heard of the kitties and is also the first time I‘ve been at all interested in this game.
Had the exact same thought! 🐱
The kitties and petting animations were also there in Valhalla too!
not only can camels gallop, they can swim, not just shallow waters but actual swimming in the sea. camels are op
Shrinkflation is a funny joke, but to be real with you, the other new ACs have been waaaaayyy over bloated. It's back to basics for the series which it needed, focused, fun, seems to have less bugs from what I've seen, and has a lower price because there's less content despite it being the better choice to begin with. There's really nothing to complain about here.
An Honest Trailer for Super Robot Wars 30, please.
Also holy shit, a few seconds in you're already coming in swinging with that "sitting on your laurels as a competitive sport" joke.
Take a shot every time a AAA talking head says they will "Respect and re-create the original vision" while also "Add new and exciting features"
Why do you hate my liver?
I’m cutting down thank you.
RETURN TO ROOTS! It's almost as ubiquitous as "boots on the ground!"
Yahtzee quotes are gold
nah i want to stay alive
I didn't realize how much I needed this game until you showed me that you can pick up cats to give them chin scratches
Yes! It was sade when they got rid of animal petting in AC Unity. There were cats everywhere and they had a bunch of cats on a boat
3:02 They should really let you pull a Samurai Jack by letting you sneak around in excessive sunlight instead lol.
You should say, "I don't fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it's a scream."
I can't believe walking around a tech building looking at stuff, is not a feature
I'm SO happy I watch the DBZA Commentary videos and have context for the Keikaku clip.
3:49 should've been 'assassin guild's ultimate technique: NIGERUNDAYOOOOO'
Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Spider-Man 2
I'm pretty sure that's going to be their next one
think a game at the time of the crusades would be cool, like actualy seeing at and helping the crusaders conquer/see them doing it or Saladin reconquer the lands, as actual asssasins
haven´t played (not interest built towards this one at all) but saw that there are actually disguises which do help blend in,just need to wear them in proper situations (like going around a marketplace dressed as a merchant)
Is it like AC Liberation with Aveline where she had different outfits? That option made her the smartest Assassin ever in my book.
@@Tifa495 sounds like that from what i´ve heard,yes
'Assassin's Creed Shrinkflation' made me want to do a slow clap.
Very enjoyable game! I'm glad it was scaled down, hopefully we keep getting entries at this size with a good focus on story.
AC Mirage is basically everything I wanted it to be.
What bothered me about the entire plot of the game, is that everything from the smallest gripe to the biggest offence, could have been solved with a conversation.
If I open the vault, will you stop enslaving people?
If they stop enslaving people, will you stop killing them?
Once we open the vault, what's Step 2?
Step 1, collect underpants.
Yes but what's step 2?
.... We'll come back to that.
You can't open the vault. We swore to protect it.
Why?
Because. It'll change you!
Change me how?
We don't know! we can't risk it!
Master Assassin just gave me permission.
He did?
Yeah.
In that case I'll have to kill you.
Why??
Because I don't want you to open the vault! I am loyal to our cause!
Master Assassin GAVE me permission! Lets go talk to him together and you can voice your concerns to him directly!
Noooo!
Okay I went in the vault. Turns out I lived many lives... I have more questions than answers.
Then I quit.
Why?
Because this is not who Assassins are!
But, literally nothing has changed! If we leave the door open, masked men would walk in, see there's nothing worth dying over, and leave.
Nooooo.
It looks like I have failed (as always) to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. It's a bit disheartening, but if I can soldier on through being a New York Giants' fan, I can soldier on through this:
Do SimCity!
SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
Cry more
@@kjax139 If that's what it's going to take, I'm gonna work up some tears for next time I fail.
@@philiplopresti4060 we know 😂
And Cities Skylines, Dwarf Fortress and Hyperdimension Neptunia! \o/
@@kjax139jesus christ, Internet - why are you like this?!
Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
never heard of it but that names sounds awesome lookin it up.
+
Do an Honest Game Trailer for Transformers: War for Cybertron and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron.
Make an Honest Trailer for Super Mario RPG
good idea dude
This channel gets better with every video.
A Jumpstart 1st Grade reference? That hit my nostalgia so hard
I had to pause the game and let the feels and memories wash over me...
Wasn’t expecting the Starring to have a Goodfellas reference.
I Really Loved Hunting Deer
With A Pack Of Cats
In Assassin's Creed Origins
But I Guess Petting Them Is Fun Too
Cant be the only one who liked the present thing and missed them from the early days?
You mean the story around Desmond? Yeah, I really liked that too, it made Assassins Creed what it is. The connection between Protagonist and his ancestors. But it got way out of Hand after they killed Desmond. It's not worth it to follow anymore.
@@VanitasTheBest agree it got really nowhere for many games, but I'd still love to get more of Rebecca and Shawn and the fun comment entries in the animus, and what they did at the end of valhalla kind of put the present storyline slighty back on track. Shakingly, but it was a good first steps. If there's zero present thing, what's the difference between any game taking place in any time and AC games? used to be the animus and the conflict continuing in the present, now it's just another random serie on the market. It even feels like '.'whats the point of beating all these bad guys in the past knowing its all the same in the present and it probably will never stop because we'll never get resolved''. Valhalla got me finally crossing fingers for the future and they just dropped everything.
The Animus, to me, was just an unnecessary part of the game that slowed the game to a snail's pace. In AC1 I thought it was an annoyance, and by AC: Brotherhood I was really hoping they would do away with it altogether.
@@ImCptnAwesome So basically you're saying you didn't like assassins creed at all.
@@VanitasTheBest I like the actual games, not the Animus content though. The only thing about the Animus I like is the UI. Seeing the camera pan, and then the white digital lines scatter across the screen, and it says "ROME, 1200" or whatever it says, that's cool. But spending 30 minutes walking around in a white room is boring. The best part about AC is being an Assassin and being in an ancient city, the majority of the Animus sections are just interruptions.
I loved the allusion tu russian "strategic retreat" and "part of the plan" 😅
I can't wait to buy this! In 6 years... when it finally comes to steam....
Most interesting thing about this game to me is that song used in the RUclips ads. :P
Please say: "If you are bad , I am your DAD!!"
Please say, "We're sorry we haven't made an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins yet." and then make an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins.
Brilliant as always! Made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Wondering how you didn't know that camels can gallop made me realise that there has never been an honest trailer for the original Brendan Fraser Mummy films. An injustice, if there ever was one.
I thought they already made one
They did it a long time ago. Looks like you missed it lol
That was fun!
Now for a FULL Assassin's creed game!
Little History Lesson:
It wasnt baghdad at all, the castle was an Iranian base of operations of the assassins while Syria was the other base that was in AC1, The game takes place in Baghdad.
And if you want to ask the difference, Iran is Persia, an Indo European country with and Indo European language(Persian)
Baghdad in is Iraq(al aragh is the actual name, I don't know why they call it Iraq in the west) is an Arabic nation with Arabic as its language, they were the Babylonians of the Anciet days, they were in the middle east long before Iranians migrated to middle east and built their Empire.
My dad finished the game in a week. All of it.
Weird, I didn't get a notification for this one. Luckily I checked after watching the video on Oppy.
Take notes Activision, this is how you turn a DLC into a full price title.
As someone who watched The Mummy, yes, I knew that camels could gallop. :D
Please do the game of the year award nominees
I knew a Fight Club joke was coming when the spoiler disclaimer came up
Please say “Wish I could’ve been there to see Caesar die. What an asshole.”
Please do a retro review of the Legacy Of Kain game series
I cannot wait for Lethal company honest game trailer! i hope yall make one.
Please say "I am the Bone of my Sword, Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood"!
Do Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies, the framing story is astonishingly good, and the game mechanics are great… except for having to fly for a long ass time to reach the part of the map that lets you trying landing somewhere.
A SWANA man deviating from his quest to sight see, I get you Ubisoft cheeky you
Do Honest Trailers for the Simcity/Cities Skylines games, Dwarf Fortress and Hyperdimension Neptunia!
Jumpstart 1st Grade!?!?
Holy crap THAT was a deep cut!
Please say, “I serve…a higher authority…”
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
Please do Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Awesome, would u do cabal / cabal 2 and/or cabal mobile. :)
Am I the only person that remembers spending 6th grade on Runescape? We need the Honest Trailer
Please can we do Robocop: Rogue City already. Thank you 😂
Can we get an Honest Game Trailer for Conker’s Bad Fur Day?
This is the one we need!
Do Soul Knight Prequel the most anticipated mobile game this year and how broken their servers are 😂
say: "We're not retreating, we're advancing toward a future victory!"
I think that if you did an honest trailer for
Space Hulk: Deathwing
You might be able to get some real comedy gold out of it especially doors
Independent tangent can you go "for the emperor!!!" in your best Space Marine voice (I'm going to use it as my ringtone)
Say: "You've got to be kidding me. I've heard this a craptillion times." T_T
Thought you guys would make fun of the teleporting multi kills.
Camels can run up to 40mph apparently. That's impressive especially since they have a backpack lol.
next to do the legend of heroes series!!!(or cut it to 4 pieces trails in the sky 1-3 ,trails into azure and trails into zero , trails of cold steel and finally trails in the black and trails in the black 2: crimson sin.
I was surprised how short it was.
Please do an honest game trailer for Super Mario RPG Remake!
Say: “Jump! Jump! Jump…start first grade!”
Please do Sonic Superstars Honest Game Trailer or Super Mario RPG Honest Game Trailer.
I'm not gonna lie though, the obsession with cats is the most Arabic thing ever.
Probaply never gonna play it, but they let you pet pets in the game, thats allways a good thing, hell the whole selling point for fable 2 was "fable 1 but You got a Doggo, You can train it to help you!" and everyone was like "Thats neat, I wanna something like that in every game from now on." why we didn't get that yet btw? It should allready be absolutely evident that adding a pet that won't die to any form of media is allways beneficial, preferably a cat or a dog ofc, allthough its allways fun to have a literal troll or orc with super low intelligence stats being bonded with you, usually you are a small mc in that case and can get trown around, I like trowing myself around, its fun and if I die its not even sad, because I launched myself at the sky, survival was never assured.
You missed the teleportation part. With which you can assassinate up to 5 different targets from different spots simultaneously without being detected during the process😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Please do spider man 2! 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕸️🕸️
I discovered camels can move because of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movie, and my inlaws confirmed it when they visited Egypt. Those buggers can move their butts.
Please do an Honest Game Trailer to Atlas Fallen
Kid Icarus: Uprising honest trailer?
Can't stop won't stop
Speaking of murder, how about one HGT for Robocop Rogue City?
3:08 To be fair, it is a Parshendi tradition.
Do the Honest Game Trailer for Flashback 2!
Do Lego star wars the Skywalker Saga!
You missed the chance to call it "Prince of Persia"
Do lethal company
It's in early access state but the game just feels complete
meanwhile the next entry of the series is set in Japan as in the Assassins are ninjas which makes more sense.
I laughed my a$$ of when he said he just graduated assassins college you know 😅
The true gem of the game: CAAAAATSSS
Ninja Gaiden Honest Trailer please
Please say "Man that's a lot of camel toe. Get your mind out of the gutter."
Disappointed that you didn't point out the teleportation between kills
Assassin's Creed Mirage is one of the games in Ubisoft library
Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"
Please do an honest review on Bombergirl
hey slay the princess finaly released can we get a honest trailer for it after youv played it?
Dude that shit was 10/10 fucking hilarious
Please do a trailer for Blasphemous/Blasphemous 2!
I hope to see more of Ubisoft Bordeaux.
Especially if they dont have to base their game on a predecessor, like Valhalla
I'm actually surprised you haven't done spider-man 2 yet