Badly Translated Skyrim, But We Beat the Game

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 11 месяцев назад +201

    "Hi, I'm Tom," said Stupid Ghost.

    • @Valorie12
      @Valorie12 8 месяцев назад +6

      Who knew a dragon could be such a fan of Adam Sandler movies

  • @End-phoenix
    @End-phoenix Год назад +543

    "You're not invited here. Welcome here"
    - Honey

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  11 месяцев назад +87

      They weren't invited, but since they showed up might as well welcome them!

    • @s03ran
      @s03ran 9 месяцев назад +9

      Marriage in a nutshell

    • @nickgirdwood3082
      @nickgirdwood3082 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@s03ran huh?

    • @iratetrolls
      @iratetrolls 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@s03ran HaHa! Wife Bad! **geriatric noises**

    • @bigslappy823
      @bigslappy823 8 месяцев назад +6

      Average Bethesda NPC interaction.

  • @GoatedObeseMan
    @GoatedObeseMan Год назад +995

    I think the dark brotherhood would be hilarious. Just pure confusion and nothing will make sense, cicero and the night mother would have hilarious lines

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 Год назад +59

      I was thinking thieves guild, but Cicero would be hilarious.

    • @Chellex93
      @Chellex93 Год назад +23

      He's my favorite NPC in the game lmao. (Downloaded a mod so my character could marry him haha)

    • @antarath517
      @antarath517 Год назад +28

      I completely want Cicero to turn into the "straight man" of the DB

    • @Catbug195
      @Catbug195 Год назад +31

      I feel like the contracts will just give the complete wrong names of your targets, and I'm all for that

    • @notsoracistraspberry4168
      @notsoracistraspberry4168 Год назад +8

      ​@@dyanaprajna4556 Man I love and know the thieves gilde like the back of my hand but yeah hands down the dark brotherhood would be absolute chaos.

  • @MrCostari
    @MrCostari Год назад +726

    'Yes, yes, suprise' - Traffic, probably.

  • @TheMegaMarshtomp
    @TheMegaMarshtomp Год назад +311

    "There is no difference between sand and sand in the dragon language." I think whatever he was trying to say was translated through the dragon language...

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- Год назад +579

    I can’t believe Traffic’s last words were “thanks, in the end everything is fine”

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Год назад +146

      Turns out he was pretty okay with dying, not that big a deal.

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral Год назад +110

      Throughout this playthrough he has been a genuinely nice guy. He only attacked when he was attacked and his words make him out to be a true gentleman. After all Episode 2 did tell us that Alduin/Traffic was a Taoist.

    • @埊
      @埊 11 месяцев назад +3

      道教者??@@HighPriestFuneral

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@埊 是啊, AI 翻译太奇怪了, 哈哈哈!

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 11 месяцев назад +36

      @@HighPriestFuneral So Traffic is a nice guy and Gormolina turned out to be extremely self-destructive and depressed and also seems to actually have some form of split personality in the end.
      ...But since Traffic said, that everything is fine in the end, i think i am confused and confused. Sand is Sand.

  • @thisisreesespieces
    @thisisreesespieces 11 месяцев назад +77

    I’m pretty sure you were the villain in this story… after working with a psychopath like Dolphin and killing Traffic-who was incredibly polite, it’s fair to say that you were probably the bad guy.

  • @Xinderkan
    @Xinderkan Год назад +140

    "I can't tell the truth, but I won't lie" goes kinda hard

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +367

    I think Ulfric is... undead? He said he was a corpse, and then he said he wishes he had a temperature? Is he a vampire?

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Год назад +55

      Question remains though: What Stormcock body temperature does Tallis prefer? Probably cold and hard. Like Skyrim itself.

    • @theoaremevano3227
      @theoaremevano3227 11 месяцев назад +34

      I think Jarl Big Ball is in league with him.
      "As long as there are heroes who can destroy the living, we can do it."

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 10 месяцев назад +29

      He must be a Dear Friend in disguise

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard Год назад +127

    "I didn't say anything about stopping smoking! Why are there snakes in my house?" -A perfectly sane individual

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад +5

      Average Texan

  • @JadeFoxAlpha
    @JadeFoxAlpha 10 месяцев назад +99

    "But what is our most important weapon? Courage. If you can't kill the animal, it takes courage to chase it."
    Unexpectedly profound, Jarl.

  • @negljbreakergaming
    @negljbreakergaming Год назад +179

    "we know we don't have to make informed decisions" what an accurate depiction of government meetings

  • @Myrtana1
    @Myrtana1 Год назад +326

    Honey: "He was the first to teach people how to use their fingers"
    Hero: "What for?"
    Jarl Stormcock: " To put my Skyrim between my legs. What else?"
    The dialogues are killing me 🤣

  • @gtpower3
    @gtpower3 11 месяцев назад +78

    "are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" sounds like a threat to me

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Год назад +331

    Not even Sheogorath could surpass this level of madness

    • @Doomguy1993Theonlythingt-jy6mc
      @Doomguy1993Theonlythingt-jy6mc Год назад +17

      I know that face

    • @EthanHyland
      @EthanHyland Год назад +26

      But maybe, this is Sheogorath's game. He's just not telling us that he "plunged Skyrim into [utter] chaos."

    • @DavidDrouant
      @DavidDrouant 9 месяцев назад +4

      I can imagine Sheo scratching his "head" in confusion

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 месяцев назад +3

      Watch Sheogorath be the one person with understandable dialogue.

  • @JJVPlayz090
    @JJVPlayz090 Год назад +214

    "Put My Skyrim Between My Legs" - WHAT?.....

    • @quaryn
      @quaryn 11 месяцев назад +20

      Eww, he's gonna put his filthy taint on Skyrim!

    • @Alex_YJ_Reed
      @Alex_YJ_Reed 11 месяцев назад +35

      Spoilers. Do not hit Read more if you want to keep the mystique of the line alive.
      The original line read was "Yes. I'll give Tullius one more chance to quit Skyrim with his tail between his legs."

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад

      @@Alex_YJ_Reedohhhh

  • @kingofravens215
    @kingofravens215 Год назад +121

    “I’m dying of pain and natural fear” that has to be my favorite quote of all time from this series lol

    • @44MagnumNA
      @44MagnumNA 10 месяцев назад +14

      Between that and "Niiiice!", I'm so torn lmao

  • @randigo9992
    @randigo9992 Год назад +421

    Badly translated Skyrim is the most entertaining thing I've watched recently, I rarely had laughed so much

    • @tobyrogers5278
      @tobyrogers5278 Год назад +8

      I agree

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +38

      They accomplished something in the peace talks, not sure what though

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Год назад +75

      Ulfric and Tullius agreed to start a business, and the Greybeards might look into installing outlets, it's unclear.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +14

      @@FormerlyBlue sounds like a successful peace talk then. Even with Dolphin insulting the Greybeards

    • @randigo9992
      @randigo9992 Год назад +12

      @@FormerlyBlue It's so good that you prevented Ulfric from placing Skyrim between his legs and defeated Traffic Aldwino, I think that Grey Hairs should be thankful, especially Honey and Abandoned Dog. So now you defeated Snake Dogs, did you kill that Antelope that Dolphins was talking about?

  • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
    @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Год назад +88

    The names of things are the best. A bow called "You dont go hunting" a health potion called "Reduce risk of death" and a draug by the name of "Dear Friend". But when mighty Gut said the magic words "The said ner motor dar miek" in the meekest voice of all time I literally died. Not to mention the woman who was unemployed and went to Sovngaarde to get a job but then after a while realized hmm maybe not such a good idea after all xD

  • @justinwoodward3967
    @justinwoodward3967 Год назад +96

    "Dragon blood is a gift from the Akatsuki." -Honey
    Narutoverse confirmed a part of badly translated skyrim lore

  • @joaomarques4030
    @joaomarques4030 Год назад +342

    "it's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" it's about the most metal line ever and surely needs to be present in a taken/John Wick remake

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 Год назад +35

      Nah, that's literally just chinese history.

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 9 месяцев назад +13

      Mongolian Folk Metal lyrics.

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 9 месяцев назад

      @@impishlyit9780 W comment

    • @xiujia
      @xiujia 8 месяцев назад +2

      plot of supernatural season 9

  • @RosyKitteh
    @RosyKitteh Год назад +68

    Dragonborn: **puts a dragon in Dragon’s Reach**
    Jarl Big Ball: “Why are there snakes in my house?!”

  • @TheNerdyRat444
    @TheNerdyRat444 Год назад +81

    well, yea clearing mist is required to fight traffic. Foggy conditions can make traffic worse

  • @Chellex93
    @Chellex93 Год назад +361

    4:26 "didnt say anything about quitting smoking"
    I wonder if Jarl Big Ball knows that its a misconception that people should not smoke. 🤔 He must drink! He must drink!

    • @pablo_giustiniani
      @pablo_giustiniani Год назад +35

      He should go see a movie

    • @miikael123able
      @miikael123able Год назад +24

      HE MUST DRINK

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 Год назад

      He's probably on dragon crack.

    • @antonioroyale1964
      @antonioroyale1964 Год назад +36

      That’s why Jarl Big Ball hates the Thalmor factories: they don’t let him smoke.

    • @KaeofEventide
      @KaeofEventide 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@antonioroyale1964 "I saw you smoking! It is easy to get hooked!"

  • @Vynecloud
    @Vynecloud Год назад +76

    You've gotta do the college of winterhold questline, we have to get actual competent teachers instead of Honey

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Год назад +36

      That's a good point, if we value our educational advancement we probably shouldn't keep studying at the Grizzlies' Academy for Crying and Confusion.

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen Год назад +144

    Their meeting to discuss what they should do about the dragons devolving into a business discussion and them lamenting about how their Macs and computers don't work just about killed me! 🤣

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 Год назад +15

      Need a destruction mage to zap electricity through a Dwemer step down transformer to charge up the devices

    • @quietfang1
      @quietfang1 Год назад +5

      Been years since I played. I don’t recall this meeting in the normal game. Doesn’t make this any less funny.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@quietfang1It’s the Season Unending quest that happens if you don’t pick a side in the Civil War by the time you need to capture the dragon in Dragonsreach.

  • @esteban1081
    @esteban1081 Год назад +252

    The snake dog says "Yes, yes, surprise!", then yell at the snake dog with fire, then the snake dog says "This is fine." I guess snake dogs don’t care if they die.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +23

      Wonder if that's true for regular snakes too, like the ones in Jarl Big Ball's house

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 11 месяцев назад +15

      i mean some people in this happily say "Hello! :D " upon death .. this world doesnt seem too worried about the whole ordeal lmao

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th 11 месяцев назад +2

      Insert the dog meme

    • @esteban1081
      @esteban1081 11 месяцев назад

      @@EG-cm5th Lol

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 Год назад +33

    "Alan you are salt and ice to me
    I can't tell the truth but I won't lie"
    the translation is writing song lyrics now

  • @BigChap117
    @BigChap117 10 месяцев назад +17

    The ultimate evil of the universe being Traffic is strangely appropriate.

  • @esteban1081
    @esteban1081 Год назад +132

    "Are you ready to kill your wife and daughter with an old knife?"
    -Mistranslated Skyrim, Part 1

  • @Alex_YJ_Reed
    @Alex_YJ_Reed Год назад +67

    Here's a case for all factions:
    Companions/Dark Brotherhood: the juxtaposition between serious story beats and hilarious dialogue.
    College of Winterhold: many many funny spell names.
    Thieves Guild: probably has the most dialogue of all of them.
    Civil War: depending on the side you choose, you'll get to see Feet again, and Alfred Stormcock might talk more about the Skyrim between his thighs.

    • @AdaltheRighteous
      @AdaltheRighteous 10 месяцев назад +3

      That’s a great breakdown. I think he should do them all!

  • @Tecrte
    @Tecrte Год назад +107

    "Even the angels are jealous of our relationship" the nordic rizz

  • @seban678
    @seban678 Год назад +48

    4:20
    "Is it the second coming of the end times?"
    That's deep bro

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ironic it's at 4:20

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +50

    god "we recommend checking your language" is so fitting for this series

  • @MalcomHeavy
    @MalcomHeavy 8 месяцев назад +20

    "Its time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" - Jarl Alfred and Stormcock

    • @SilentKiller171
      @SilentKiller171 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds bad ass

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад +1

      New overdramatic taylor swift song just dropped

  • @thefamilydad8635
    @thefamilydad8635 Год назад +48

    Either the Dragonborn is drugged out of his mind, or everyone else on Tamriel is.

    • @spring063_4
      @spring063_4 11 месяцев назад +17

      Considering that the dragonborn speaks normally, I'd say the latter is true.

    • @nova14414
      @nova14414 10 месяцев назад +3

      Or both at the same time.

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад +2

      The DB is having a skooma and mead induced fever dream

  • @danielwesley5051
    @danielwesley5051 Год назад +64

    27:40 funnily enough, powering things with sound is a real part of Elder Scrolls lore.

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 Год назад +16

      Yes, kinda the whole reason the Dwemer went poof.

    • @tyrtrolas
      @tyrtrolas Год назад

      No that was because they messed with lorkhan, stupid idiots@@ozfifer7392

    • @tyrtrolas
      @tyrtrolas Год назад

      No that was because they messed with lorkhan, stupid idiots@@ozfifer7392

    • @ryukwisniewski273
      @ryukwisniewski273 8 месяцев назад +4

      Even better, they went poof because they were messing around with Shor's heart.

  • @multimate7760
    @multimate7760 Год назад +70

    Join Stormcooks, fight for the right to smoke

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 Год назад +19

      Smoke what, Stormcock's Skyrim? No thanks, Bro.

    • @eddieray
      @eddieray Год назад +17

      @@ozfifer7392 But it will be fun to see Skyrim between Alfred Stormcock's legs

    • @埊
      @埊 11 месяцев назад

      Soke waht? Traffics's Styrim? no please boro.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 10 месяцев назад +1

      Why? That would compromise Tullius and Stormcock’s joint business startup. 😔

  • @Diablo_Himself
    @Diablo_Himself 9 месяцев назад +10

    "Alcoholic tumours" is a great one-liner from Paarthurnax.
    "Breathing and concentration" is "Breath and focus"...?
    "I'll be back like a Cow in a moment" a great line, and said with such emotion.
    There IS a difference between loyal and possibly loyal, by the way...

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 9 месяцев назад

      "I can't tell the truth, but I won't lie."
      Wow, just, wow!
      Hmm, Odahviing doesn't like girls who bully other girls...and thinks deaf people see differently.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 9 месяцев назад

      Golden Gormolina's voice reminds me of Bastila from Star Wars KOTOR.

  • @SummonerGoogzooks
    @SummonerGoogzooks 7 месяцев назад +6

    holy shit 8:29
    Dolphin: "More importantly, why are there dragons?"
    Honey: "Did you know that there are infinite sources of books?"
    such a sassy response, wonderful

    • @SummonerGoogzooks
      @SummonerGoogzooks 7 месяцев назад +2

      also, I love that the dragons seem to talk about the most mundane things
      "Jenny Dean insulted Lucy for no reason"
      "Skuldafon is not a good neighborhood"

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +28

    7:30 Tulius absolutely fangirling over the greybeards "oh my gooooodd, are you serious??? goodbyee im dead!!! what happened to me!!!"

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 11 месяцев назад +13

    Honestly my favorite thing about this series is the way you banter with the NPCs. You're all normal and speaking regularly while everyone around you talks like they're having a constant stroke lol. Letting the insane translations play off of you works so much better than simply listening to the dialogue.

  • @palmoftheface4969
    @palmoftheface4969 Год назад +37

    "Free The Snake" really sounds like something

    • @EmilFr
      @EmilFr 11 месяцев назад +9

      Is that like "free the nipple", but for men?

    • @SwagbobKushpants
      @SwagbobKushpants 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@EmilFr No it's for freeing our snake dogs.

  • @CasuTheCasual
    @CasuTheCasual Год назад +99

    We need more badly translated of other games, I haven’t laughed this much while watching a video for a while and I don’t want it to stop

    • @Catbug195
      @Catbug195 Год назад +19

      I would love to see a badly translated Mass Effect, it would be impossible to follow the storyline 😂

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 Год назад +4

      ​@@Catbug195Sheep, does it manage to attend for an hour? I'm in the center of various configurations.

    • @SuperCatPrincess
      @SuperCatPrincess Год назад +1

      Have you tried checking out Book of Mario? It's this but for Paper Mario.

    • @Catbug195
      @Catbug195 Год назад

      @SuperCatPrincess heck yeah, I absolutely loved watching Book of Mario, Mayro did some good work with that one lol

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 10 месяцев назад

      The Half Life one was the first I saw, and it's pure gold. They even translated every work in the game levels, not just dialogue. And all text in settings and the main menu.
      AND it's fully voiced by actual people

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Год назад +71

    So overall we have:
    . 4:57 Greeks
    . The whole civil war is just a lovers spat between Jarl Stormcock and General Tallis.
    . 15:52 Syria
    . 18:24 India
    . 22:04 Sir Kid Starver won't help the children in the UK.
    . 25:06 the UK house of Lords
    . 26:36 the Czech Republic (maybe Czechoslovakia)
    Episode 1:
    . 14:59 Tibet
    . 23:17 Bavaria
    . 23:48 Ireland
    . 24:05 Austria-Hungary
    Episode 2:
    . 8:22 tho Ottoman Empire.
    . 27:04 Traffic is a Taoist.
    Epidoes 3:
    . 8:35 Scandinavia.
    . 15:46 Columbia.
    . 17:33 Japan.
    . 20:07 World War 1.
    . 20:08 the Ice Warriors from Doctor Who (so we can also say that Mars is also in the game). This means that Esbern is a Martian.
    . 23:32 We've got Tito and probably Yugoslavia.
    . 23:37 We've got both Latvia and a Naz! Dark Elf.
    . 24:43 the SCP foundation.
    . 25:34 Maven Blackbria is the founder of Montenegro.
    . 25:55 Valenzuela (City in the Philippines).
    . 27:19 Delvin Mallory is an Astronaut.
    . 31:36 Esbern is a Martian who works at ESPN.
    . 32:14 France.
    Episode 4:
    . 6:36 Korea
    . 6:56 Norway
    . 12:19 Jordan
    . 20:58 Satan
    . 20:59 The Greek god Hermes
    . 32:27 Traffic was originally defeated by the World Defence organisation.
    . 26:39 Ragnar led the White Army against the Bosheviks
    . 28:28 Talos is the leader of the Red army.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 11 месяцев назад +9

    "Thanks. In the end, everything is fine."
    -Traffic
    If i wouldn't fear my Skyrim between my legs getting corrupted, i would download and try this mod.

  • @rendstung1665
    @rendstung1665 11 месяцев назад +23

    "Unfortunately my content for like 2 months has just been badly translate skyrim"
    It is all I need in life.

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Год назад +29

    Though I know nothing of the actual game, I really like Tom. He genuinely seems like a nice guy to talk to and hang out with lol. Dragons need love and friendship too!😂

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 9 месяцев назад +7

    "It's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" that is the single most METAL phrase I've ever heard in my LIFE

  • @EvilTurkeySlices
    @EvilTurkeySlices Год назад +40

    Dark brotherhood definitely, I want to hear Cicero.

  • @TrinityProcessing
    @TrinityProcessing Год назад +49

    Jarl Big Ball ships Ulfric Stormcock and General Tallis. You heard it here first 👀

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 5 месяцев назад

      I ship it now ❤

  • @eduarddlabola9688
    @eduarddlabola9688 Год назад +49

    I want to see the main lines of both DLCs, if they are translated.

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 8 месяцев назад +5

    14:35 "If you look at the dolphin conservation map, you will see that it is one of the attractions built by Alduin."
    Well that's just typical. Even when the snake dogs are trying to save people like Dolphin, she's out here trying to get rid of them.

  • @EBFilmsMan
    @EBFilmsMan Год назад +21

    Jarl big ball is actually not that bad of a translation. After he's Ballin, Ballin...

  • @dexcellentgames
    @dexcellentgames Год назад +9

    3:09 HUNGARY MENTIONED

  • @bostonterrier2976
    @bostonterrier2976 Год назад +27

    Esbern's voice makes everything he says 10 times funnier!

  • @MCOmegaX123
    @MCOmegaX123 Год назад +14

    Did that ancient Nord hero really just say they use Tonal Architecture to create and maintain Sovngarde?

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 Год назад +8

      You heard it here first, the Nords stole Tonal Architecture from the Dwemer.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Год назад +15

    "dragon Reachers are for Home Use" damn and here I've been using them on-the-go lmao

  • @That_Lazy_Shadow
    @That_Lazy_Shadow Год назад +33

    I need to find a pigeon apparently their worth millions. Lol 😂 21:08

    • @nolanpo
      @nolanpo Год назад +10

      Tens of millions, as a matter of fact

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen Год назад +19

    So, in the badly translated version, Paarthurnax isn't just a druggy looking to get his next fix on dragon crack and Prozac, he's also an alcoholic.......Nice!

  • @tylercook6039
    @tylercook6039 8 месяцев назад +7

    Esburn took some major offense from Stormcock saying there's nothing biblical about the Ottoman Empire.

  • @alexledet
    @alexledet Год назад +24

    Thinking of the dialogue, I say start with the Dark Brotherhood! The assassin family will talk a lot, and it would be great! The college I expect the Psyjic monk to accuse you of evil, the thieves will probably claim that the targets actually stole from them, and the Companions will probably say they are the best and boast of their “greatness”!

  • @Frus77sh2
    @Frus77sh2 Год назад +9

    "Not even on the mountain of prayer did the curse call him in his dreams" Tom didn't have to go that hard but he did for us.

  • @左idari
    @左idari 9 месяцев назад +3

    11:47
    "I'll be back like a cow in a moment"
    I lost my shit when I heard that. Theres all sorts of funny random stuff that they say throughout the whole vid, but this one broke me.

  • @jackdowney6769
    @jackdowney6769 Год назад +11

    Please don’t stop this play through it’s a whole different game with this mod. So good

  • @R3gouify
    @R3gouify Год назад +6

    "I didn't say anything about quitting smoking". Seems like Jarl Big Ball agrees on some things with Ulfric Stormcock

  • @filipstiglic4591
    @filipstiglic4591 Год назад +15

    Thanks. In the end, everything is fine.

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 Год назад +36

    I think the Housecarl runs Whiterun's unemployment office.

  • @evankern5219
    @evankern5219 11 месяцев назад +11

    “Traffic” sounds like a badly-regionalized JoJo’s villain stand 😂😂😂

    • @Alex_YJ_Reed
      @Alex_YJ_Reed 4 месяца назад

      But there is a band called Traffic. It was Steve Winwood's band from the 60s and 70s. They were famous for the song, Dear Mr. Fantasy, among others.

  • @azkar65
    @azkar65 10 месяцев назад +22

    "He was the first to teach people how to use their fingers"
    Wow, that's some deep lore

  • @crusaderpioneer5097
    @crusaderpioneer5097 Год назад +21

    If dragons can speak gibberish... I shudder to think how will the Eight will be less than dragons.
    I heard Molag Bal, Peryite, and Meridia speaks with poetic voice in the original, I am curious how will the mistranslated AI version of these Divine Beings sounds like.

  • @meisterwu8922
    @meisterwu8922 Год назад +6

    Dark brotherhood of course. This is an amazing series, can't wait for the next part.

  • @knightbeforedawn
    @knightbeforedawn 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the new lore: "if you dare to put 4 words together, you can fly through the clouds of war" makes me wonder why all shouts only have 3 words...

  • @jazzitall
    @jazzitall 9 месяцев назад +5

    Walter Eclin Cliff is my character's name for testing out this mod

  • @lesser8531
    @lesser8531 Год назад +10

    Paarthurnax just sounds like he's stoned all the time.

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 8 месяцев назад

      He does enjoy his dragon crack.

  • @JJVPlayz090
    @JJVPlayz090 Год назад +13

    7:12 she says messanger from Long Qui, but in the 2nd episode, before fighting the 2nd "snake dog" a differnt lady says "I dont know he didnt arrive, he went to the village and killed "Long Qiu" i wonder is Long Qiu is a character we will meet in the game???

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral Год назад +3

      Long Qiu is Chinese for Dragonsreach, I believe. (Long 龙)- dragon) (Qiu - 求 - strive for, seek) So it translated "Dragonsreach" as "What the Dragon Reaches (for)" and thinks of "Reach" as "Strive for".

    • @埊
      @埊 11 месяцев назад

      but what if they meant dragonball [龍球]?@@HighPriestFuneral

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@埊 While not impossible, it would be rather odd, since no one in the normal text mentions "dragon balls", while a good number mention Dragonsreach. A lot of the translation can be... untranslated back to its original form to find out its meaning. For instance Nazeem talks about the Yuncheng 云城, which is just the Chinese words for Cloud City, which in turn is a mangled translation of the Cloud Citadel.

    • @埊
      @埊 11 месяцев назад

      i meant that the 求 and 球 are homophones, they have almost the same if not the same pronouncation and the same character and in 拼音 it is qiu@@HighPriestFuneral

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral 11 месяцев назад

      @@埊 I won't deny that part, without Pinyin or the... characters themselves, there are many possibilities.

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil Год назад +8

    6:05 Woah, woah! Hey, hey, hey! 😳

  • @benmckee1122
    @benmckee1122 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Doing something is a smart decision. But surprisingly, this is often a very difficult decision." Truer words have never been spoken

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- Год назад +4

    This series beings me so much amusement, i’m glad it’ll continue, but even when it does end eventually, i plan to stick around, i’m glad it brought you to my feed, the way you react and respond to what the npcs are saying adds so much to the videos

  • @Candlemancer
    @Candlemancer 8 месяцев назад +4

    I just realised all the references to pigeons were probably Dovah -> dove -> pigeon...

  • @themaddollmaker
    @themaddollmaker Год назад +7

    Gotta be either thieves guild or brotherhood. Absolutely loved this series. Found your channel after Callmekevin tried out the mod and so glad to have been sent your way

  • @Rxanne28
    @Rxanne28 8 месяцев назад +2

    8:22
    Honey: " You are are not invited here. Welcome to here."
    I can't stop laughing at that. 😂

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 месяцев назад +3

      They weren't invited, but since they showed up might as well welcome them!

  • @milenatomalka750
    @milenatomalka750 Год назад +18

    I love how Sovngarde has warriors named 'Loss of Life' and 'Cut out the Eyes'. Very fitting

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +6

    7:44 did tulius just peer through the fourth wall and hear the stardew music in the background?

  • @SotiCoto
    @SotiCoto Год назад +16

    Jarl Big Ball is pro-smoking. So why does he turn against the Stormcocks?

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +5

    3:36 ah, he must have been trying to balance confusion and confusion

  • @SquirrelWOOOO
    @SquirrelWOOOO Год назад +4

    I'm kinda excited to hear the already crazy ramblings of Cicero run through this mod.

  • @GrahamJyc1
    @GrahamJyc1 Год назад +7

    3:27 The AI actually said "Ulfric Stormcloak" correctly!

  • @Lyothere
    @Lyothere 10 месяцев назад +3

    6:05 Ooh... So this is why they're calling you Stormcock... Everything makes more sense now

  • @山本-n2x
    @山本-n2x 9 месяцев назад +5

    "I can't tell the truth, but I wont lie"

  • @realnord8322
    @realnord8322 Год назад +4

    Excellent series! I've watched it over and over, and every episode is still killing me🤣 I believe the Dark Brotherhood would be a hysterically funny questline for the continuation of the series👍

  • @samrandomplayer1451
    @samrandomplayer1451 Год назад +6

    The translation makes me feel like the entire game takes place in the sermons of vivec.

  • @necroette
    @necroette 10 месяцев назад +2

    "But what is our most important weapon? Courage. If you can't kill the animal, it takes courage to chase it." is the wisest thing anyone in skyrim ever said ngl. goes hella hard.

  • @dantebayer919
    @dantebayer919 Год назад +11

    i'm glad that you finished this series! after this, if you're out of ideas, i recommend the mod windstad mine, it's like the farm one but a mine instead. either way, i can't wait to see what you do!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Год назад +15

      I am never out of ideas lol, the problem is finding time to do them all.

  • @ZombieMarine
    @ZombieMarine Год назад +14

    Oooooo exciting!! cannot wait! I've recently discovered your channel an I'm very happy I did! keep it up. love the content❤

  • @chernamouse
    @chernamouse Год назад +5

    i would love to see cicero in poorly translated skyrim

  • @Cynder757
    @Cynder757 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think Traffic was a good guy who did bad things because he believed in bringing the world together by being their common enemy
    He was proud to be defeated because his death brought peace

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 8 месяцев назад +2

    Rewatching these "I'll be back like a cow" is a great phrase

  • @zandavanrooyen5388
    @zandavanrooyen5388 Год назад +3

    "And now for a short break." Literally just finished hearing that before an ad popped up. RUclips scares me sometimes. 😂🤣

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 9 месяцев назад +4

    "It's is often associated with stupidity, carelessness and alcohol". Yep. Nords in a nutshell.