-How come you don't get a runner-up trophy? -'Cause I don't. -In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating. -Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness and death. Greatest line ever
"Oh Yeah.. I almost forgot. You get crushing humiliation"- Charlie. Lol!!! Charlie says this after his mom leaves with her new boyfriend. Archie Baldwin 😆 hahahaha!! Great show. One of my favorites
Absolutely one the funniest Two and a Half Men episodes. The line "Woody Allen can't marry 'em all" is priceless, as is Charlie's mother rooting for Archie rather than her own son.
michael collins The point of Evelyn rooting for Archie is to further underscore the dysfunction between her and her sons. Teasing out the fun in the Harper family’s dysfunction is what this show is really about, and Chuck Lorre did it brilliantly.
@Cristian Gavrilescu I grew up with Married with Children. I loved the show, still do, but Two and a Half Men is way superior - at least, up until Sheen getting fired.
Archie was singing it. Save the Orphans is a gut buster. It was hilarious. I laughed so hard that I almost passed out laughing. Two and a Half Men is an obsession to watch. 👨👨👦
Was watching this episode in Spanish and it reminded me a lot of Into The Unknown from Frozen 2 so just had to check that I wasn't just hearing things.
"Please tell me they're gonna pass out guns." How I wish that happened 😂 But what does "They're tax-deductible", "Woody Allen can't marry them all", "Get two get one free", and "Use them as bait for scholarships" have to do with saving orphans?
Archie boldwin:This is for all the orphans out there. There's no tree at Christmastime No pumpkin Hallow's Eve No candles on the birthday cake No reason to believe He works all day in a cold, dark mine His little lungs filled with soot Her mommy's Kim Jong's concubine Her dad was killed By the Tonton Macoutes Save the orphans Save the orphans, Don't do it for me, Don't do it for you, Do it for little Kim Sung And Abu Yeah, save the orphans
That is one problem I have with schools and such now days. EVERYONE gets some kind of trophy or award just for showing up. It takes all the meaning out of it
"some of them don´t even have parents" is my favourite phrase :)
My favourite phrase is:"get two, get one free". :-)
TheLEFE I think that's the joke
BLAHAHAHAHAHA that's always been my favorite line of the entire scene LOL
They’re tax deductible!
I lost it at "Woody Allen can't marry em all!"
-How come you don't get a runner-up trophy?
-'Cause I don't.
-In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating.
-Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness and death.
Greatest line ever
Jake "well in 6th grade you get a trophy" best line ever!!! Hahahaha
So true. No truer words were ever spoken.
"Oh Yeah.. I almost forgot. You get crushing humiliation"- Charlie. Lol!!! Charlie says this after his mom leaves with her new boyfriend. Archie Baldwin 😆 hahahaha!! Great show. One of my favorites
He does mention after his mom leaves with Archie Baldwin. "Oh yeah.. I almost forgot. You also get crushing humiliation" hahahaha... Great episode.
he forgot humiliation
Jake might have been bored, but I know damn well why Alan was there: free dinner!
Tbh that's why Jake was there too.
No shit Sherlock
Can you blame him?!
racis
🤣🤣🤣
Back when Two and a half men was the best sitcom, those first seasons were just perfect.
“How brave of you to keep him”… and the look he gives him 🤣🤣🤣 it kills me everytime
"some of them dont even have parents!" lmao
ACtheChamp that killed me
ACtheChamp if they had parents they wouldn’t be orphans
@@michaelcollins2030 ohh really? I didn't know that -.-
Josh Ortuño hahaha
@@joshua011094 Neither did Archie
'Do it for little Kim Sung...
*click clack*
And Abuuuuuu'
Lmao
Best line 😂
And Abuuuuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely one the funniest Two and a Half Men episodes. The line "Woody Allen can't marry 'em all" is priceless, as is Charlie's mother rooting for Archie rather than her own son.
dinibell what you expect it's Evelyn when it comes between a hot guy and Charlie the hot guy always wins
michael collins The point of Evelyn rooting for Archie is to further underscore the dysfunction between her and her sons. Teasing out the fun in the Harper family’s dysfunction is what this show is really about, and Chuck Lorre did it brilliantly.
Evelyn is such a fuckin bitch
@@michaelcollins2030 yeah, a hot guy, not archie. Archie is freakin f'ugly
@Cristian Gavrilescu I grew up with Married with Children. I loved the show, still do, but Two and a Half Men is way superior - at least, up until Sheen getting fired.
"Please tell me they´re gonna pass out guns" XD
Best line in this scene!
I'd love to hear the orphan jokes that the writers made up that were too savage to go into the show
I could not stop laughing after the next scene played and Jake started singing, Jake is so Fucking funny
yea back before he became annoying as hell lol
that's why we're all here
Jake's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
😂😂😂
Thats the scene im looking for here and I cant find it 😢
Woody Allen can't marry them all! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
save the orphans
Marta Guinart save the martas
@@vrokhlenko Thats disgusting
@T O he married his step daughter
T O he divorced his wife and married his step-daughter
Archie was singing it. Save the Orphans is a gut buster. It was hilarious. I laughed so hard that I almost passed out laughing. Two and a Half Men is an obsession to watch. 👨👨👦
Woody Allen can't marry them all!
"Please tell me there going to pass out guns " my favorite line 😂🤦♀
2:29 Funny how Jake mistake the arm waving and correct himself.
“Get them young, teach them your tongue!” 😂😂😂😂
Archie was Rachel's blind date in "FRIENDS"
Well he's one of America's best comedians!
Also Jerry's friend with "cancer" in Seinfeld
Pretty sure Jon Lovitz played Monica's prospect boss who came over to try her food but was stoned out of his mind lol
@@lrseixas😂😂😂😂 yesss
Jon Lovitz... probably the one guest star that stole the show from Sheen, and that's NOT an easy feat. Impeccable comic timing from a legend.
He should definitely replace Aston Kitchen.
Martin Mull was always hilarious on the show lol
Lovitz sucks
Mull was definitely the best guest star of TAHM
He was also so fucking funny on seinfeld
@@naxo9975 Well, she's talkin' a blue streak now...Jack!
In life all you get for participating is pain, loneliness and death lol!
Oh and humiliation
And depression, don't forget depression. It's trending and cool now a days
this is so true 😂
Appreciate the fact that you're not dying from poverty, disease or war in a third world country, you privileged fucks
@@Dmdm_dm Just because someone else has it worse doesn't mean your life is great.
"Please tell they're gonna pass out guns" 😂
I've been singing this damn "save the orphans" song all day. People looking at me like im crazy 🤣🤣
Simply, one of Jon Lovitz' greatest hits!
My favorite part is when Jake start singing it in the parking lot 😂🤣
old good Two and Half Men...Every person on earth felt like Charlie did...just love this show
Fr I did the same hand movement at the same time 😂😂😂
My favorite episode hahahaha. I laughed so hard on "Woody Allen can't marry them all" and "use them as bait for scholarships" HAHAHAHAHA
Two and a Half Men is a very underrated sitcom. When Charlie was there it was just brilliant.
You don't know what "underrated" means.
“Woody Allen can’t marry them all.” Ooh that’s savage Jesus
The Woody Allen part almost killed me lmao
What's it mean? What's the reference?
@@VR-99 his current wife was an orphan adopted from Korea by his ex-girlfriend.
Saw a few of these old episodes last night. Was laughing so loud
Love how Charlie Is the only One aware of the hypocrisy of Archie 😂😂😂😂
"Woody Allen cant marry them all" is such an underrated line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved that line……genius.
"Isn't the little statue the trophy?"
chelitheguitarist Just eat your chicken.
chelitheguitarist I wudda smacked him if that was my mom
The Actress who plays the mother sure is A Beautiful Women 🍃♥️🍃
I really Love this Show🍃♥️🍃
Canada 🍃♥️🍃
OK the whole episode is pure gold, but what makes those two scenes so epic is Evelyn Harper! 😅👏
This is the Best scene of the whole damn show.
''Oh,not the orphans'' hahaha
When they’re walking in the parking lot afterwards, is my favorite part 😂😂🤣
This song is stuck in my head
Buy two get one free xD
Some don't even have parents hahahahahaxD
Use as bait for scholarship
Get them while their still cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U
Dying 😂😂
starting to see why he won xD
Get 'em young, teach 'em your tongue
Dying
2 and half men didnt hold anthing back. Fantastic show ❤
I could watch this a few times a year for life....they should have made him a regular on the show. This episode was hilarious.
“Woody Alan can’t marry them all” Hahahahaha
"Woody Allen can't marry them all" Damn dope!
One of the funniest episodes in two and a half men history 😂🤣 my god I miss this show Charlie sheen was comedy gold
I still watch reruns every weeknight at 9. Best show still on free tv.
Part of the song is missing. The part that goes "Her mommy's Kim Jong's concubine Her dad was killed by the Tonton Macoutes"
To be fair, Save the Orphans is pretty catchy:).
Alan is right. "Save The Orphans" are so catchy xD
I watched a re-run of this episode this morning and chorus is stuck in my head since then, god damn it!!! :D
Funniest episode of 2 and a half men, hands down. 😀
One of the funniest scenes on the show
Oh, well, I'll be rooting for you, Archie.
Good Night Boys!
- Evelyn Harper
Savage.
this song is really catchy, now it stuck in my head
We have been in Charlie's shoes at some point in our lives. 🤣🤣
save the orphans, woody allen can't marry them all, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* fixed your laugh for ya bud
@@kingjesterxii3963 Relax men, she is a spanish-speaker and the laughs are jajaja and we forgot to translate the phoneme to hahaha
El jajaja está bien
@Pokemon4833 haha*
Ms Pasternak?
“Please tell me they’re gonna pass out guns.” Charlie is adorable 🤣
"Please tell me they´re gonna pass out guns". Always gets me🤣🤣🤣
“Get ‘em young, teach them your tongue” 😂😂😂
"use them as bait for scholaships" 😂😂😂
Jake : Save the orphans ....
Alan: Ahahah ..
Charlie: ENOUGH!!!
@@TheDarkarrow7 come on it's catchy
@@aldairvaldes6497so is diptheria
Jon Lovitz is one of gods gift to humanity
Get two,get one free xD
that is my favoutite episode and my favourite moment ever!!!Save the orphans!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you're fucking whacked
"Please tell me they're gonna pass out guns".🤣
Save the Orphans could very well be a David Brent (Ricky Gervais) song.
That's a real catchy song though
Charlie Harper is a practical guy, gives a good difference between schools and real life for achievements...
This was probably one of the funniest scenes of the series!
How brave of you to keep him 😆😆
Was watching this episode in Spanish and it reminded me a lot of Into The Unknown from Frozen 2 so just had to check that I wasn't just hearing things.
Yes, someone should make the parody with the frozen movie and this xD
Einfach die beste Szene der Serie
Klappe und iss dein Hühnchen!
"This is for all the orphans out there" jajajajajajajjajajajajajajjajaja
Charlie Harper may have lost here, but Charlie Sheen is totally WINNING
woody allen can't marry them all hahahaha
otherwise he is gay
So many good episodes with Charlie in them...this one is in the top 10% percent.
"Get em while they're still cute" lol
Archie: Better luck next year Charlie!!!
Evelyn: Good night boys.
🤣🤣🤣
lmfao !! best comedy serial of all time !! $ave the orphans n Bigg up yrslf !!
JUST BRILLIANT! Thanks RUclips Recommendations :)
Hilarious song and it was so politically incorrect!!!
politically....yeah
He wins the award with a song everyone loves and all he can pull is an old Granny? LOL
This is a classic 😂😂
I loved these series.
I missed the Part with Rose in the end, Something like: "What music industry did to me tonight is Archie Baldwin currently doing to my mum" 😁
They're not appreciating your hard work and talent ?
get them young teach them ur tongue😂😂😂
jajajaja that show went so downhill after Charlie Sheen left!!
hahahaha* fixed your laugh for ya
Z EE really?
Z EE for real
For me it was when Jake got older. Went from a likeable little numbskull to a teenage douchebag.
@@kingjesterxii3963 Spanish
Best ever 👌😍
"Please tell me they're gonna pass out guns." How I wish that happened 😂
But what does "They're tax-deductible", "Woody Allen can't marry them all", "Get two get one free", and "Use them as bait for scholarships" have to do with saving orphans?
Archie boldwin:This is for all the orphans out there.
There's no tree at Christmastime No pumpkin Hallow's Eve No candles on the birthday cake No reason to believe He works all day in a cold, dark mine His little lungs filled with soot Her mommy's Kim Jong's concubine Her dad was killed By the Tonton Macoutes Save the orphans Save the orphans, Don't do it for me, Don't do it for you, Do it for little Kim Sung And Abu Yeah, save the orphans
One of the best scenes
Lovitz = priceless.
“They are tax-deductible” hahahahahahaha best line for me one of the best episodes of two and a half men.
Archie Baldwin is Jerry Seinfeld’s friend from the “Male Unbonding” episode. Hilarious.
No, that's a different actor. Jon Lovitz (Archie Baldwin) was in The Scofflaw in season 6.
That song ,you are thinking is...faith no more easy
Make's me feel better about my own WORK!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! THAT'S HURTS!!!!!!
Woody Allen can't marry them all! That's so good.
Woody Allen can’t marry them all - my favourite!
Handsdown one of the best episodes of this show
That is one problem I have with schools and such now days. EVERYONE gets some kind of trophy or award just for showing up. It takes all the meaning out of it
That song is so Lawful Evil, I love it
Just eat your chicken. LOL
My favorite episode of the show!