Colin Coconut Ltd, incorporated 30 June 2017, dissolved 4 December 2018. That coconut might look like a successful businessman, but it clearly couldn't act like one
Once you register a business. You have to do lots of stuff to keep it legal and too avoid penalties. You can keep it dormant for a long time, but that involves annual paperwork and correspondences possibly with accountant's fee's. It was not a wise decision to do such a thing for the benefit of the show. If an attempt was made to make it work, then after about 18 months there would have been correspondence from companies house. All in all costing time effort money and the threat of possible fines or imprisonment. Leaving dissolution the only option. The moral is research before acting impulsively. Because now the director has a bad mark against themselves. Possibly affecting getting a mortgage and other things. Or being excepted into various jobs.
I would say these tasks make Katherine Parkinson look like the most competent member of series 10, rather than one of the lowest scoring contestants of all time
ldefinition of a machine can be a human. A human is a complex machine. A machine is a physical system that uses power to perform a task by applying forces and controlling movement. I would argue that Nish could have thrown the coconut and he himself be classed as a machine. Nish is a physical entity and by throwing the coconut employs forces and power.
If I could get away with having Piss & Shit as knuckle tattoos, I would … But I’m the weakest white person you could ever meet and I’d like to have a job, so maybe “Piss & Shit!” isn’t the best one to have on my hands.
If Joe Wilkinsons potato red green moment is the number one sad error in TM history. then Mark Watsons coconut groundstep has to be a close second.. :)
"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4 226pm 23.6.24 i am not a fucking business man. and even if i was it'd mean jack shit re: the greater scheme of things..... which also amount to jack shit!!! i dont watch taskmaster, it's shit!!! though the guys who feature seem ok. i think you need to write some more sit coms, these guys have nowt to do!!!
'i'm always just tryna get it done for you' @42:15. the delivery is priceless😂 on recent rewatches katherine has become one of my favourite ever contestants
As a South Carolinian, that tracks. It definitely sounds like a Southern accent as done by someone who has never met a Southerner. (But that being said, I adore Nish and he is one of my favorite contestants of all seasons)
@seldom_bucket Australian....edit: so I'm used to hearing far worse impressions of our accent. Apparently it's very hard to do... generally it's rare to hear subtlety in bad impressions of an Aussie accent, usually they're always terrible...also also we pronounce it like "Ozzy" not "Ossy" . But I wasn't saying it was perfect at all, I was just impressed...🙂
The thing is that if the coconut was allowed to be mailed to Fiji it would have most likely be transported by car at some stage, so the fact that it was rejected saved her. 😄
@@redelfshotthefood8213 I think Alex may have cycled - I can't remember if it's this one or one of Alice Levine's where it shows him riding the bike taking something to the Post Office. Although if he drove, he may have used his van which is not technically a car. Edit: now having seen the whole video it was this one where he cycled to take it. Presumably because of the rule about not travelling by car :)
@@Moxiecore post is collected by Royal Mail vans which aren't technically cars - although of course we don't know what vehicles are used by the postal service in Fiji.
In mechanics, the technical definition of a machine is any device that transmits or modifies force or motion. Therefore, the hat IS a machine. (I am an engineer.)
Technically the hat is a machine, as the simplest machine is an inclined plane, or a slope, and the angle of that hat definitely formed one. I'll just nerd emoji myself now. 🤓
It never occurred to me before but I hadn't heard of a thing called a coconut harness, why would you need one and why does every call it a coconut harness!?😂
I just wish she'd stop being so militantly harsh to Alex and then turn right around and be misandrist toward the rest of the task. "Businesswoman" who shoves her tits out and uses force and blood to exact sexual tribute. C'mon, Aisling, stop being such a pitiable excuse for a woke person. It lessens your brand.
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Why the fuck do they cencor the swearing when they warn us at the beginning of the video that it was strong language in the video? It should be a choice for the viewer, not forced cencorship
For the bobsled one they should have put all the coconuts in their own jacket as no one else could have used that. It just depends whether any tape or string to tie it up counted as being the same thing.
No but that will include old companies that no longer exist. And lots of people are registered with multiple companies (loads of the Avalon people, for example).
Imho in the first task, if Aisling is adament about "businessman" being a male only word, she has failed the task, as she made a "businessperson"/"business lady" and not a "businessman" as specifically requested in the task 😅
You watch all the time and you comment on its videos often, you can't get enough, it's your favourite, you will most likely continue to watch it again and again
The real sexism was being angry at the idea of a man being in business. The task didn’t say women can’t be in a business. She got angry because she doesn’t like men.
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"A coconut, the largest of all the nuts," Bob said ever so nonchalantly.
There is a BIGGER one in Number 10 .
Colin Coconut Ltd, incorporated 30 June 2017, dissolved 4 December 2018. That coconut might look like a successful businessman, but it clearly couldn't act like one
colin had a full life, full on success. Coconut don't live that long, sadly, especially when they get into business.
I look forward to Colin Coconut's presidential campaign
Once you register a business. You have to do lots of stuff to keep it legal and too avoid penalties. You can keep it dormant for a long time, but that involves annual paperwork and correspondences possibly with accountant's fee's. It was not a wise decision to do such a thing for the benefit of the show. If an attempt was made to make it work, then after about 18 months there would have been correspondence from companies house. All in all costing time effort money and the threat of possible fines or imprisonment. Leaving dissolution the only option. The moral is research before acting impulsively. Because now the director has a bad mark against themselves. Possibly affecting getting a mortgage and other things. Or being excepted into various jobs.
I got very far into this video thinking to myself "Wow, they sure do use a lot of coconuts on this show" without having read the full video title.
I did the same thing!!
thjey could easily do the same with pineapples, potatoes and eggs
as well as ducks
@@suzannarogowski4020:03
I read your comment before watching the video, otherwise I didn’t read it either 😂
5:28
I really love how Nish and Mark got along this season. It's such a lovely way to set up a joke for someone else
Jack Brown is always looking out for his wife/sister
"At least you gave it some thought after you rubbed your little tangerine"
Ive never been quite sure that Bob Mortimer ever knows what hes doing, but he seems to be having a great time doing it.
I would say these tasks make Katherine Parkinson look like the most competent member of series 10, rather than one of the lowest scoring contestants of all time
They really don't x
@@mikehedworth8551its all in relation to others tho
I’d argue that Mark’s flung coconut did use a machine since it used leverage, which is the definition of a simple machine
ldefinition of a machine can be a human. A human is a complex machine.
A machine is a physical system that uses power to perform a task by applying forces and controlling movement. I would argue that Nish could have thrown the coconut and he himself be classed as a machine.
Nish is a physical entity and by throwing the coconut employs forces and power.
I accidentally paused it at 10:37 as I had to answer the door. When I came back I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣
Alex: So you're now off the rug -- you can't go back on the rug.
Nish: P*SS AND SH*T!!
If I could get away with having Piss & Shit as knuckle tattoos, I would … But I’m the weakest white person you could ever meet and I’d like to have a job, so maybe “Piss & Shit!” isn’t the best one to have on my hands.
If Joe Wilkinsons potato red green moment is the number one sad error in TM history. then Mark Watsons coconut groundstep has to be a close second.. :)
"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4 226pm 23.6.24 i am not a fucking business man. and even if i was it'd mean jack shit re: the greater scheme of things..... which also amount to jack shit!!! i dont watch taskmaster, it's shit!!! though the guys who feature seem ok. i think you need to write some more sit coms, these guys have nowt to do!!!
Me and Teddy are going on a bender!
I love Sally on this show, she's so sweet, yet spicy
daisy going full pregnant hulk on the grapefruit destroys me. the pissed off knock of that second coconut really tops it off.
'i'm always just tryna get it done for you' @42:15. the delivery is priceless😂 on recent rewatches katherine has become one of my favourite ever contestants
Oh, my favorite is
- What is your name?
- Greg
- No
- Yes
- I've changed it...
@@MaryVerhomi oh absolutely that's a classic!! my other favourite katherine moment is her breakdown over not understanding the point of sport😂
@@MireiaOnTheMoon oh yeah 🤣
I love Nish's "Southern USA accent" had me initially thinking..."gosh he does a good "Borat" impersonation" 😂
You must be american bc as a brit i have to say he sounded like a native speaker to me.
As a South Carolinian, that tracks. It definitely sounds like a Southern accent as done by someone who has never met a Southerner. (But that being said, I adore Nish and he is one of my favorite contestants of all seasons)
@seldom_bucket Australian....edit: so I'm used to hearing far worse impressions of our accent. Apparently it's very hard to do... generally it's rare to hear subtlety in bad impressions of an Aussie accent, usually they're always terrible...also also we pronounce it like "Ozzy" not "Ossy" . But I wasn't saying it was perfect at all, I was just impressed...🙂
Quite the twist: can't send a coconut to Fiji. But wins anyway! Yay! Sally!
The thing is that if the coconut was allowed to be mailed to Fiji it would have most likely be transported by car at some stage, so the fact that it was rejected saved her. 😄
@@Moxiecore I'm betting Alex drove to the post office...
@@redelfshotthefood8213 I think Alex may have cycled - I can't remember if it's this one or one of Alice Levine's where it shows him riding the bike taking something to the Post Office. Although if he drove, he may have used his van which is not technically a car.
Edit: now having seen the whole video it was this one where he cycled to take it. Presumably because of the rule about not travelling by car :)
@@Moxiecore post is collected by Royal Mail vans which aren't technically cars - although of course we don't know what vehicles are used by the postal service in Fiji.
By a cunning tactic of "ask Alex to do the task for you" :D
The balls are for something and then Alex side stepping outta frame is killer
Sally has always been my favorite contestant on the show. Hilarious, witty, smart, and smokin' hot.
In mechanics, the technical definition of a machine is any device that transmits or modifies force or motion. Therefore, the hat IS a machine. (I am an engineer.)
The question then becomes, did Mark MAKE a flinging machine, or just use an EXISTING machine
I bet you are fun at parties
@@NeungView depends on how nerdy you are 😬
Those who can, do...those who cannae comment pedantically on a video of those who can, doing...stay in school
@@datgrrl_official are you implying that anyone who stays in school will be able to do Taskmaster
the attraction i feel so sally philllips on all levels is unreal
I can’t believe that he didn’t know how to open the case! 🤣🤣🤣
I truly enjoy a coconutian compilation, I had no idea coconuts were used so many times in this show lol
This video was cocoNUTS
Ah, beautiful cocoNUTS flashback to a glorious series!!!
Bob Mortimer is an absolute joy
So many Coconuts, the African Swallows were working overtime.
Can we discuss how Mark is the epitome of how you can be intelligent with no wisdom
20:21 Me And Teddy Are Going On A Bender classic Johnny
Technically the hat is a machine, as the simplest machine is an inclined plane, or a slope, and the angle of that hat definitely formed one. I'll just nerd emoji myself now. 🤓
"are you saying that cocoanuts are migratory?"
Of course not! They can be carried!
Can we now expect egg and potato compilations?
It never occurred to me before but I hadn't heard of a thing called a coconut harness, why would you need one and why does every call it a coconut harness!?😂
I think greg not being strict with pts is fun
@17:04 I have also edited Wikipedia to win an argument.
"shi**ing pi**" is still one of my favorite curses ever.
i was 46 minutes into the video when i realized its only coconut tasks…
" business person "...she's literally on a show named Task " Master " 😂😂
I just wish she'd stop being so militantly harsh to Alex and then turn right around and be misandrist toward the rest of the task. "Businesswoman" who shoves her tits out and uses force and blood to exact sexual tribute. C'mon, Aisling, stop being such a pitiable excuse for a woke person. It lessens your brand.
The most basic machine is a lever
a lever has two parts though, since you need a fulcrum for it to work. isn't the inclined plane a simpler machine?
They apparently only used coconuts in two seasons and 1 task for the master of masters lol
7:28 he sounds like Mr Meeseeks
After watching this video, I actually feel bad for coconuts. Normally Taskmaster makes me feel happy for the foodstuff that gets featured.
47 minutes in and I only just realised it's all coconut based 😂😂😂😂
...hence the title of the video...stay in school princess...
@datgrrl5698 I only read the thumbnail, and tbf I usually just see it's taskmaster and click on it ahaha
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“You were mystified by your own balls.”
“Not the first time.”
(Edited for spelling error)
Own
will never not want to see mortimer
Why the fuck do they cencor the swearing when they warn us at the beginning of the video that it was strong language in the video? It should be a choice for the viewer, not forced cencorship
I made up coconutian, i hope that's ok
If standing on a carpet means you are not touching the ground...your shoe soles would count as not the ground too.
For the bobsled one they should have put all the coconuts in their own jacket as no one else could have used that. It just depends whether any tape or string to tie it up counted as being the same thing.
Ah, but their clothes aren't in the caravan... until they are.
3:24
5:28
Business person - yawn
Better use du. Some people get angry if you say ni. They feel old any many times it is the generarion that faught for it.
I'm a biological machine, well suited for throwing things.
Unfortunately I can't claim to have made myself.
Sally Phillips is the right kind of crazy.
I will interpret as sexist 😂
One litre of water weighs one kilogram 😂
Richard Herring must be awful in private because despite Daisy's personality on show during her series Richard still gets so much flack.
Ya, but who wins the rounds! Thumbs down, finish the bit before you skip...
Or... Watch the show?
@@jess_ismore it's a clip montoge youtube video. It's just clipped short. If I was looking for the whole show, that's what I would watch.
@@billwheeler1213 clipped short per your opinion.
@@jess_ismore yes, agreed, enjoy your day 😀 (I can't believe I am continuing this, surly we both have better things to do ,)
@@billwheeler1213 if we weren't being pedantic, would we be good Taskmaster fans? 😂
Company number 10 million odd? There are about 70 million people in the UK. Im sure 1 in 7 isnt a registered company.
No but that will include old companies that no longer exist. And lots of people are registered with multiple companies (loads of the Avalon people, for example).
Imho in the first task, if Aisling is adament about "businessman" being a male only word, she has failed the task, as she made a "businessperson"/"business lady" and not a "businessman" as specifically requested in the task 😅
Well comedians insist on bringing their crass activism into their comedy these days so I assume the irony was lost on her
Geez Aisling Bea come across as so insufferable
Aisling really has a chip on her shoulder! It comes up just about every clip I see of her
I feel like we must have different understandings of that phrase
Beta
Aisling Bee is funny, but annoying.
9:52 - 10:07 A perfect example of why I despised this series.
And that's why it's a business man. We would rather work then flirt then degrade our coworkers.
Beta
Channel 4 sending actors to reform uk as fake racist Andrew John Parker busted😂
What?
I never watch loony leftie Channel 4
You watch all the time and you comment on its videos often, you can't get enough, it's your favourite, you will most likely continue to watch it again and again
The whole feminist bit is tired and annoying.
The whole feminism bit still being a thing because it's needed is tired and annoying.
@@jess_ismore it's not. It's a bunch of spoiled white women crying about how they think they have it tough.
The whole anti-feminism bit is tired and annoying.
Love being first
😂❤
The real sexism was being angry at the idea of a man being in business. The task didn’t say women can’t be in a business. She got angry because she doesn’t like men.
Aisling Bea is the misandrist presence I constantly require in my life. 🤍