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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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    UberFacts is a highly popular social media account that posts interesting “facts” across Twitter and other platforms. The problem? They almost never reveal their sources for this information. To make sure everything is on the up and up, I decided to dive into some UberFacts health tweets and research just how accurate these “facts” really are. While lots of these facts are technically “true”, there is a lot more nuance necessary to really understand a lot of them. Today I talked about whether you can actually die from a broken heart, how long it takes the average person to fall asleep, sharing DNA during kisses, cuddling dogs, the speed or a sneeze, blood alcohol levels, pentagon Viagra spending, the effects of caffeine in coffee, the smell of sweat, and the point of our hair. Any other facts you want me to verify? Post them down below!
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 3 года назад +10862

    Me: * excessively smiling and hoping that the smiles can pay off my debts since it has the same neurological effect as $25,000 *

    • @ariel666.
      @ariel666. 3 года назад +342

      Only works if u are a hot girl lol

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 3 года назад +296

      @@ariel666. guess I have to just work like a normal person 😭

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 года назад +77

      Omg fbi obma

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 года назад +53

      @@Joe_. Barack Obama or Sususs Amogus?

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 года назад +13

      @@FBIagentObama rip

  • @luvittodeath7031
    @luvittodeath7031 3 года назад +4043

    “You can die from a broken heart.”
    Yeah it’s called a shotgun

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 года назад +49

      LMAO.

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 года назад +16

      @Sam YazaLMAO.

    • @benjaminvdvyt
      @benjaminvdvyt 3 года назад +28

      That's called a punctured heart...

    • @robertmarks6525
      @robertmarks6525 3 года назад +11

      bro best comment ever in history, present and future .that is why the only thing i love is my dog mistake 😂😂😂👍

    • @robertmarks6525
      @robertmarks6525 3 года назад +3

      bro i subscribe to your channel immediately after reading this comment😂😂😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +9861

    "The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat"
    Maybe it's not so bad to not have your first kiss yet

    • @BoltSwitch_
      @BoltSwitch_ 3 года назад +335

      you are EVERYWHERE

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 года назад +45

      funni

    •  3 года назад +293

      It's only because we usually clean the toilet seat with bleach based products, we don't do that with our mouths now dont't we? Toothpaste and mouthwash aren't designed to kill the microbiome, so there u go

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 3 года назад +34

      @@BoltSwitch_ no you are

    • @sanchi7410
      @sanchi7410 3 года назад +18

      Thankyou

  • @kristineozuzu3285
    @kristineozuzu3285 2 года назад +1668

    This is the most times Dr Mike has said “that’s true” to ANYTHING on the internet…. I’m flabbergasted 😮 but impressed😂

    • @mjperformancescomparisonsa7296
      @mjperformancescomparisonsa7296 2 года назад +30

      I know right? The Uberfacts are basically internet tweets (Not sure if you're related to this message).

    • @elisabethsun7059
      @elisabethsun7059 2 года назад +8

      Yep

    • @CowMovesGrass
      @CowMovesGrass Год назад +6

      Aren’t eyebrows also to catch water that rolls down your face

    • @Maeshalanadae
      @Maeshalanadae Год назад +1

      @@CowMovesGrassI don’t know there but I do believe that they help with sweat dissipation as well, much like, well, posterior hairs.

    • @jackmiller1513
      @jackmiller1513 9 месяцев назад

      Funnily enough I have a friend who fractured his femur playing soccer in 8th grade

  • @minacchiii8932
    @minacchiii8932 3 года назад +2240

    “It takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me, who went to bed at 11pm: Ohh, is that the sun??

  • @Tara-id3rk
    @Tara-id3rk 3 года назад +668

    My husband got a “fight bite” once- it led to a bone infection, surgery, and permanent loss of motion in the finger and knuckle affected. Public service announcement: don’t punch people in the mouth.

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 3 года назад +19

      Why would you aim for the mouth anyways-

    • @pearllamdeaf
      @pearllamdeaf 3 года назад +46

      @@m_artroom idk maybe a sexual thing

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 3 года назад +12

      @@pearllamdeaf pfft- 😂

    • @objectsblended
      @objectsblended 3 года назад +8

      @@pearllamdeaf USHDHAGCHSHX NO

    • @cers1805
      @cers1805 3 года назад +2

      @@pearllamdeaf KSKSKSKS

  • @Miadigitalart
    @Miadigitalart 3 года назад +3477

    When it comes to the "Broken heart syndrome" it makes me think of the older generation born in the 30's and 40's that have lived with their significant other their entire life. Most of them have spent 60-70 years together and once the first one dies, the other one dies within weeks or months.

    • @Im_Revenge
      @Im_Revenge 3 года назад +369

      Mostly when the Female part dies first the male follows quickly after.. When the male part dies first, females tend to live for years on after because they can cope with it better than men.
      I know that because i was working in a retirement home for a couple of years and when i asked why most of em are females my chef told me this.

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 3 года назад +243

      @@Im_Revenge my mom always says it’s cause men depend on their wives so much- I mean she’s probably not wrong when she said “when I die it’ll be a miracle if your dad doesn’t die soon after” xD

    • @imlucid4090
      @imlucid4090 3 года назад +29

      Let’s never fall I love again

    • @emileebirchall4399
      @emileebirchall4399 3 года назад +7

      @@imlucid4090 welp ill just have to die later ig... so i cant hurt myself?

    • @vegapondz
      @vegapondz 3 года назад +61

      Thankfully, my grandpa is still staying strong after half a year without my grandma

  • @demigough7934
    @demigough7934 2 года назад +178

    Went to highschool with a guy that actually had both femurs snapped in a high speed car accident as a kid. He had permanently bent legs and a severe limp but he never let it get him down and he could still walk everywhere.

    • @Systemreboot96
      @Systemreboot96 Год назад +1

      Snapped from the joints ? Or in the middle ?

    • @georgestephenson3189
      @georgestephenson3189 11 месяцев назад +1

      i bet i could beat them in a race

    • @jaybhat4734
      @jaybhat4734 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@georgestephenson3189oh my god💀

  • @bretsheeley4034
    @bretsheeley4034 3 года назад +3044

    "You can die from a broken heart."
    Of course it's true. If you break your heart by puncturing it repeatedly with a stick, you might have some problems.

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 года назад +37

      But that's sticking holes in it, not really breaking it

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 3 года назад +122

      @@Aeneiden If you stick it enough to stop it from functioning, that's breaking it. ;)

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 года назад +21

      @@bretsheeley4034 isn't that more of a rupture? I think he's talking about emotional heartbreak in the video

    • @PandemoniumKirby
      @PandemoniumKirby 3 года назад +47

      @@Aeneiden it was a joke but ok

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 года назад +13

      @@PandemoniumKirby I was sarcastic but ok

  • @wes12yearsago85
    @wes12yearsago85 3 года назад +2338

    If school was this fun to watch, I’d be a straight A student.

  • @nathaliekempka4657
    @nathaliekempka4657 3 года назад +465

    Cant fall asleep? "Try reading"... Me 7 hours later and a finished book: "Oops, its already morning" 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад +10

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @punxxi
      @punxxi 3 года назад +1

      me too!

    • @EllieL613
      @EllieL613 3 года назад +1

      Sameee

    • @MrDeerbomb
      @MrDeerbomb 3 года назад +7

      He should've specified math books lol

    • @Slayerxz12
      @Slayerxz12 3 года назад +4

      Me reading it in two hours, I want more!

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 года назад +578

    Gonna go ahead and say LOL NO WAY IN HELL DOES A SMILE MAKE ME JUST AS HAPPY AS 25K.

    • @bf-dg3qs
      @bf-dg3qs 2 года назад +3

      hello checkmark

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 года назад +26

      The other way around is sort of true from a certain viewpoint: If I had 25k...
      ...I'd be smiling quite a bit. XD

    • @tsotate
      @tsotate 2 года назад +17

      I'm willing to go through enough rounds of being given $25k and being smiled at to get a statistically significant answer.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 года назад +6

      @@tsotate Agreed. Proper application of science demands extensive data gathering!

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 2 года назад +6

      Yeap. I felt the same way. 25k is enough to set me up for a good bit without having to stress about bills and just general life. No way one smile can do that, but then I realized it is probably a difference in personality.

  • @RashidTak
    @RashidTak 3 года назад +1347

    Dr Mike: "Do not have caffeine after lunch"
    Me, a software engineer: *nervous sweating *

    • @queenqm
      @queenqm 3 года назад +24

      Lol, SAME. I'm a programmer, and i relate SO MUCH

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 3 года назад +76

      As a coffee shop employee, keep drinking coffee after lunch. Give me all your monies.

    • @queenqm
      @queenqm 3 года назад +8

      @@Jakey4000 i make my own coffee... 😂😂

    • @ryanjones7202
      @ryanjones7202 3 года назад +12

      Me as an Intensive Care Specialist also laughed out loud when he said that 🤣 I NEED it to get through my days haha

    • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
      @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 3 года назад +2

      As I've learned in business, if it works, it works. Don't get too hung up on doing things the correct way.

  • @aileenarip
    @aileenarip 3 года назад +2945

    Dr Mike: Do not take caffeine after lunch.
    Costa Rican and Colombian traditions:

    • @kellyortiz367
      @kellyortiz367 3 года назад +112

      Every latino does that, not only costa rican's and colombians

    • @julietadiaz9937
      @julietadiaz9937 3 года назад +18

      Argentina también... O el mate.

    • @RaraCloe
      @RaraCloe 3 года назад +31

      as a Swede, true fact. We drink do much coffee

    • @noahpeterson4144
      @noahpeterson4144 3 года назад +38

      Italians as well haha

    • @yanlina.l.6013
      @yanlina.l.6013 3 года назад +14

      nunca he visto a Costa Rica (mi pais) en videos como este. Pero creo que puedo confirmar que es cierto, solo que nunca he tomado cafe en mi vida :)

  • @hjcolwell1
    @hjcolwell1 3 года назад +587

    Doctor Mike: Adding facts to the facts
    UberFacts: Write this down, write this down!

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад +3

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 года назад

      @@butwhatif2489 But it is!

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад

      @@butwhatif2489 I did, but to catch more attention, I must spam at replies.

  • @oKacz
    @oKacz 2 года назад +127

    Dr. mikes videos help me sleep. Not because they are boring, but his voice is calm and the information keeps my brain sidetracked

  • @orangesplatanimations
    @orangesplatanimations 3 года назад +949

    Me and the bois thinking a taxi service was just out here giving facts

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 года назад +26

      Bruh same

    • @hmmmok9441
      @hmmmok9441 3 года назад +19

      Am one of the bois

    • @tanaypatel8412
      @tanaypatel8412 3 года назад +28

      I was surprised by the numbers of trues.

    • @sin5130
      @sin5130 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @unapersona7699
      @unapersona7699 2 года назад +6

      Wait, so it's not the taxi service?!

  • @catastrophicfailure3231
    @catastrophicfailure3231 3 года назад +895

    How should we flirt with people:
    “You know my mouth dirtier than toilet seat”

  • @rudiemightfail2460
    @rudiemightfail2460 3 года назад +7139

    As someone who shaves their eyebrows, they actually stop water dripping into your eyes

    • @lararenji8
      @lararenji8 3 года назад +653

      I waxed mine off by accident and literally had to keep my eyes closed in the shower

    • @nickkk420
      @nickkk420 3 года назад +486

      Same for eyelashes, it's why men tend to have busier brows and longer lashes

    • @officialomatu8766
      @officialomatu8766 3 года назад +370

      @@nickkk420 We have longer lashes?? All this time I thought long lashes was a feminine trait

    • @cameronsavoie768
      @cameronsavoie768 3 года назад +142

      It’s not for water it’s for sweat.

    • @nickkk420
      @nickkk420 3 года назад +525

      @@officialomatu8766 ask chicks, they'll tell ya, guys always have super nice lashes. We just don't draw attention to em mascara etc

  • @amandahallberg9634
    @amandahallberg9634 2 года назад +225

    When I was in high school I saw a doctor due to having trouble falling asleep, depression and anxiety. She asked how long it took for me to fall asleep and when I responded "2-3 hours if I'm lucky". She said that it wasn't THAT long and it was normal. It made me feel so stupid and like I was overreacting. She didn't even acknowledge the depression and anxiety. What happened? Self-harm, insecurity and even deeper depression happened and I didn't understand why I was feeling and reacting this way. She had stated I was over-reacting so I felt so bad and stupid. She sucked and I wish I could go back and tell myself to see another doctor to get help. Because She just made it worse by not taking me seriously. Nowadays when I'm not in my depressive periods I fall asleep in about 30 minutes and understand what she said was absolute horses**t

    • @sunnydugan2802
      @sunnydugan2802 Год назад +6

      We are on meds for the same reasons, dude

    • @geriyoungblood8500
      @geriyoungblood8500 Год назад +21

      I don’t think medical practitioners realize how much their indifference or carelessness effects young patients.*affects. Oops.

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Год назад +18

      ​@@geriyoungblood8500 *affects
      And also this doctor sucks
      Is it even legal
      I'd call this negligence

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 Год назад +4

      Not excusing that doctor but I sometimes try to imagine how in the heck docs like that think. Wonder if she was depressed herself and also had trouble falling asleep so she thought it was normal 🤔 Humans are biased and we definitely "fact check" the reasonableness of something based on ourselves 😅

    • @Scratchydoesmusic
      @Scratchydoesmusic 10 месяцев назад +3

      "2-3 hours if i'm lucky" bro same

  • @maryvblair
    @maryvblair 3 года назад +780

    I hope when other people heard endorphins they thought of: “exercise releases endorphins; endorphins make you happy! Happy people don’t shoot their husbands!”

    • @canonator176tech7
      @canonator176tech7 3 года назад +12

      Lol what's that from?

    • @annawood8912
      @annawood8912 3 года назад +43

      @@canonator176tech7 legally blonde

    • @canonator176tech7
      @canonator176tech7 3 года назад +11

      @@annawood8912 cool guess I'll have to watch that again

    • @ariadnaramirez6634
      @ariadnaramirez6634 3 года назад +6

      first thing that came to mind! lol

    • @yaseminsahin3186
      @yaseminsahin3186 3 года назад +14

      Do you know that yesterday legally blonde celebrated its 20th anniversary 🎬 😁.

  • @theodorej.burkhardt8844
    @theodorej.burkhardt8844 3 года назад +1518

    When aliens eventually find earth, do you think they’ll make a documentary about how humans exchange saliva to express their love...?

    • @deadlydairy7634
      @deadlydairy7634 3 года назад +53

      Who says they havent already found it?

    • @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567
      @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 3 года назад +133

      Now that im thinking of it, how tf do aliens express their love

    • @HiHi-cd6xi
      @HiHi-cd6xi 3 года назад +51

      @@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 snot? 💀

    • @ajjurajbasnet3298
      @ajjurajbasnet3298 3 года назад +8

      Why do you think about that?

    • @lulzywizard7576
      @lulzywizard7576 3 года назад +38

      @@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 maybe through electric signals from one brain to another. i imagine they may have evolved beyond the need for voices and touch to express themselves and could use the electric signals from their brain to perfectly communicate at an unfiltered bit rate.

  • @Yes_this_is_my_cat
    @Yes_this_is_my_cat 3 года назад +428

    Mike: "Try reading when you can't sleep, it's calming!"
    Me: laughs in thrillers

    • @quetele3403
      @quetele3403 3 года назад +4

      What’s sleep I play video games until 5 in the morning

    • @evthepinappleg1252
      @evthepinappleg1252 3 года назад +8

      I usually read books that give details into disgusting stuff like infected wounds... even tho I'm reading a children's book about dragons!!

    • @tinypuffs1467
      @tinypuffs1467 3 года назад +27

      "Try reading when you cant sleep"
      Me who didn't get to sleep bc im too into what im reading: 👁️👄👁️

    • @muhamadsyahmi951
      @muhamadsyahmi951 3 года назад +8

      Me: "open chemistry notes" ok, let's reaaa... "Snoozing"

    • @Yes_this_is_my_cat
      @Yes_this_is_my_cat 3 года назад +1

      @@tinypuffs1467 i do the same

  • @gravel9270
    @gravel9270 2 года назад +131

    "Is there something worse than having sun burns?!?"
    Yes, having an abnormal response not to have that mechanism.

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD Год назад +2

      Not a doctor, and this is a complete guess, but it may be due to lack of an immune system or lack of response. A sunburn is skin cells sacrificing themselves so they don't become cancerous. If they don't you may get skin cancer.

  • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
    @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 3 года назад +488

    I remember reading that a kiss activates the same neural receptors as cocaine. As a teenager, I would bring that fact (?) and say to a girl 'I would invite you to do drugs, but... you know, ilegal; so probably we should just make out'

    • @seanna5241
      @seanna5241 3 года назад +68

      But did it ever work

    • @arnoldhechanova6500
      @arnoldhechanova6500 3 года назад +40

      Im gonna add this to the things that never work

    • @PogF1sh
      @PogF1sh 2 года назад +51

      This must be a guide on how to not get a girl.

    • @vengeanceconscious9774
      @vengeanceconscious9774 2 года назад +8

      That’s criminally insane but I approve

    • @mystogan6556
      @mystogan6556 2 года назад +22

      I'll add this to my "how to get minus social credits" list

  • @T0muchdog
    @T0muchdog 2 года назад +589

    doctor: so, what brings you here today.
    Patient: my pregnancy test was positive…
    Doctor: but your a man!
    Patient: LOOK I KNOW BUT-

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 года назад +44

      Lol i was thinking the same🤣🤣 how do you actually go to a doctor and explain your concern

    • @idontsleepfor8hours
      @idontsleepfor8hours 2 года назад +56

      Doctors have seen everything, you’ll be okay

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 года назад +62

      @@pardo6370 "I peed on pregnancy test and it came out positive. I have heard it can be cancer"
      You dont need to say anything else (:

    • @evilpotato1534
      @evilpotato1534 2 года назад +27

      @@jarskil8862 "Why were you taking a pregnancy test in the first place?"

    • @ronelel2109
      @ronelel2109 2 года назад +4

      @@jarskil8862 Yes, I've read this fact (?, please correct me if i'm wrong), if you're a man and you pee on a pregnancy test and it turns out positive, you may have pancreatic cancer.

  • @olivialee1495
    @olivialee1495 3 года назад +865

    its not a doc mike video without him saying CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +2

      never lol

    • @mattearenzi8972
      @mattearenzi8972 3 года назад

      @@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

    • @as171_s
      @as171_s 3 года назад

      Ofc

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 года назад

      @@DyslexicMitochondria wait how do you have like 26.4k subs and many videos but still not be verified?

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 года назад

      Someone: **says anything regarding the heart not beating**
      Mike: I know what not to do, but I don't know if i have the strength to not do it

  • @cyborgcreeper7395
    @cyborgcreeper7395 2 года назад +47

    does anyone else get really happy whenever some source dr mike is reviewing gets something right? idk i just get happy when it happens.

  • @MaiRowd
    @MaiRowd 3 года назад +303

    You forgot to mention that EYEBROWS stop the sweat from the forehead to go into our eyes, a lot of the hair in our body has a function.

    • @marcelo-ramos
      @marcelo-ramos 3 года назад

      Yes. I heard what he said and now I want that fact checked!

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 3 года назад

      but enough that it would generate evolutionary pressure and be selected?
      as in cave people with thicker eyebrows survived longer than people with less eyebrow to the point where that specifically help their genes to be more prevailing?
      idk, the social hypothesis seems more likely

    • @MaiRowd
      @MaiRowd 3 года назад +5

      @@matheussanthiago9685 hair protects our heads from the sun, at least for me, I'll never be as white as my head, hair also keep us warm, from my experience I can say, I had long long hair, and I never felt cold in my ears or neck, till I cut it all up to my ears and got an undercut, I have never felt the cold and wind so strong running through my ears and neck, and I though "lol, men are used to this? This is what it feels like" even the water feels different, so yeah, I totally believe hair protect us, even the nose hair, it protect us from breathing dust or bacteria getting in.

    • @Stefanias1fan
      @Stefanias1fan 3 года назад +5

      Yes, it helps a lot of debris and sweat from meeting your eyes. So do your eyelashes

    • @lostynwonder9588
      @lostynwonder9588 3 года назад

      What are my pubes for?

  • @rifdifirebolt
    @rifdifirebolt 3 года назад +89

    "Flow state" is real when you're playing music.
    Once I played piano at 6 am and the next time I blinked it was 12 pm, it's insane.

    • @keshte380
      @keshte380 3 года назад +2

      But its the opposite for me. I play a game for like 3 hours then i expect it to be night time already but its still in the afternoon

    • @coder0xff
      @coder0xff 2 года назад

      For me, it's computer programming. Playing music is pretty great too.

  • @kirigayakazuto6877
    @kirigayakazuto6877 3 года назад +157

    Dr. Mike: "If you can't fall asleep after 20 minutes, try something relaxing, like reading."
    Me: "Yeah, now that's not going to work for me"
    Reading is the one thing that will keep me up till 6 am. I often tell myself to just read 1 chapter, but then it starts getting interesting and I start getting invested in the story and the next thing I know I'm suddenly turning the last page of the book, the birds are singing, the sun is up and it's 6 am.

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 3 года назад +11

      Or if you fall asleep due to a mental crash, you're gonna sleep in a really awkward position and wake up with a neck pain and a back pain.

    • @jordan4835
      @jordan4835 3 года назад +5

      This is literally me😂😂

    • @diarrhoeaisperfume3380
      @diarrhoeaisperfume3380 3 года назад +7

      why is this SO TRUE

    • @lecy2164
      @lecy2164 3 года назад +3

      Happened to me more than once lmfao

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 года назад +8

      Just go into the bathroom or somewhere else, and turn the light on. Stay there for a few minutes, and then go to bed. This helps a lot with sleeping.

  • @ryanodriscoll
    @ryanodriscoll 2 года назад +135

    For caffeine addicts, I'd say often it is not the caffeine that is dictating your mood and alertness, but the hydration.
    I used to consume heavy caffeine in the mornings, but started hydrating instead initially with squash and water.
    It was never an objective to cut down on energy drinks and coffee, but I did because hydrating in the morning did more for me than caffeine did.

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 2 года назад +3

      Hydration is definitely important, and caffeine is a diuretic, so obviously not going to help with that. But for some people small, to moderate amounts of caffeine can act as an antidepressant. I have suffered from depression since childhood, and find it helps. Not huge amounts of it-one, sometimes two, rarely three cups of coffee a day. And I avoid it for at least ten hours before bed. Of course, for those consuming huge amounts, it can certainly be a problem.
      I always have water, and coffee in the morning.

    • @geographynate
      @geographynate Год назад

      squash hurts my throat though dont know if anyone agrees

    • @winklenator
      @winklenator Год назад

      I mean I can say that lack of hydration will lead to a headache and bring down my overall energy, but caffeine does dictate your alertness. I think as a caffeine addict, it does less of an effect, but it’s still blocking those hormones that cause exhaustion.

  • @chikoo7584
    @chikoo7584 2 года назад +620

    Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 11 месяцев назад +5

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @DriftWood17
      @DriftWood17 11 месяцев назад +5

      Big round of applause for Uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername 10 месяцев назад +5

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @waatermel0n
      @waatermel0n 7 месяцев назад +1

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @Mentinsane
      @Mentinsane 6 месяцев назад

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

  • @faridak5938
    @faridak5938 3 года назад +184

    "Average person falls asleep in 10-20 minutes"
    Me who takes 2-3 hours to sleep:

    • @vijayakulkarni314
      @vijayakulkarni314 3 года назад +1

      Plz go see ur doc bro

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 3 года назад +2

      @@vijayakulkarni314 The only thing doctors do is put you on sleeping meds that make it impossible to wake up fully, drive or really function in any way safely.

    • @Nate14567
      @Nate14567 3 года назад +2

      thats me as well

    • @aefreeman83
      @aefreeman83 3 года назад

      Me tossing around for 1 hour: _yes_

    • @invisibleairxd261
      @invisibleairxd261 3 года назад

      Same

  • @thatguy720
    @thatguy720 3 года назад +423

    The Doctor was wrong when he measured me, he said I’m 6’3 but I’m actually 10 billion miles 😎

  • @clarastine315
    @clarastine315 2 года назад +64

    Hi Doctor Mike! I love your videos. As a music therapist, it makes me really happy that you referenced music therapy in this video. I agree, it’s super cool. 😊

  • @lightst7ar
    @lightst7ar 3 года назад +197

    “why did that lady just sneeze on her cat” 😂

  • @axeleniro
    @axeleniro 3 года назад +419

    Fact: Dr Mike is the most legendary doctor on RUclips.

  • @twrd7126
    @twrd7126 3 года назад +763

    Fun fact: the term "takotsubo" comes from Japanese and it actually means a trap that is used to catch octopuses. The term is used to describe the effects of a "heartbreak" because a emotionally significant trauma changes the shape of your heart so, that it's a bit wider at the bottom, therefore resembling an actual takotsubo.

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu Год назад +15

    I'm surprised how many of these were true. I'm so used to "social media facts" being 90% trash unless written by actual scientists. That's why I go to science RUclipsrs like you to answer my curiosities about everything from medicine to psychology to paleontology to astrophysics.

  • @fyeelessarndra3392
    @fyeelessarndra3392 3 года назад +169

    Me: stressed because having a hard time to fall asleep
    high school history text book: allow me to introduce myself

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 года назад +1

      Unrelated but ok

    • @blixxae967
      @blixxae967 3 года назад +2

      My Music History book: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @ooohlalaandrea
    @ooohlalaandrea 3 года назад +259

    Dr Mike: Why did that lady sneeze on her cat?
    Me: idk but my cat sneezes on me ALL the time!🤷‍♀️😹

    • @Raven-Marie25
      @Raven-Marie25 3 года назад +9

      She was asserting dominance

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 года назад +3

      PERFECTLY BALANCED AS BACTERIAL SPREAD SHOULD BE

    • @cobalt1754
      @cobalt1754 3 года назад +3

      My parakeet sneezed on me and got little flecks of snot all over my glasses once. They sneeze on us; we sneeze on them.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 3 года назад +5

      @@cobalt1754 it's a sign of true love, the sharing of germs.

    • @Crush_The_Cranium
      @Crush_The_Cranium 3 года назад +1

      100th like

  • @PinkAndTheKeytarCat
    @PinkAndTheKeytarCat 3 года назад +96

    The "true" dinging bell he uses and the noise my fridge makes when it's open for too long are the same pitch and I've tried to go close my fridge like 8 times until I figured it out.

    • @eryuu4016
      @eryuu4016 3 года назад +1

      Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!

    • @JustAPerson64
      @JustAPerson64 3 года назад

      LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

  • @carterfoster3789
    @carterfoster3789 2 года назад +11

    8:04 I know Dr. Mike said it but this is very true. My father had a heart attack shortly after heartbreaking family affairs and while it was mild he struggled to manage his emotions in a way that wouldnt put him at risk of another "heartbreak attack"

  • @jellyt4935
    @jellyt4935 3 года назад +48

    As a chronic insomniac… yes, it is frustrating to know that there are people out there that fall asleep in 10 to 20 minutes

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 3 года назад +273

    Dr. Mike: No coffee after lunch.
    Me: **laughs in chronic migraine pain management**

    • @Epiphun
      @Epiphun 3 года назад +2

      Does coffee really help against migraine?

    • @blueberry01120
      @blueberry01120 3 года назад +9

      @@Epiphun Yes but it's highly dependent on the downstream effects of your migraine. For some, caffeine is actually a trigger. However, for others, because caffeine as a vasoconstrictor can reduce the dilation of blood vessels, they have pain relief because vasodilation in the nerves in the head is partly responsible for the pain of migraine (see: Excedrin, a common migraine-treatment medication which contains caffeine). There is still lots of uncertainty with the physical mechanism of migraine though.

    • @londonjohn5074
      @londonjohn5074 3 года назад

      Stolen…..😐

  • @ch4_nC3
    @ch4_nC3 3 года назад +202

    Dr. Mike: Sitting is bad for you.
    Schools:

    • @celticcheetah6371
      @celticcheetah6371 3 года назад +31

      I’m a teacher. I make the kids get up and stretch and have a chat in the middle of a double lesson (100 mins). It’s not fair to make a 12 y/o sit still and quiet for that long

    • @thetruereuploader1346
      @thetruereuploader1346 3 года назад +16

      @@celticcheetah6371 you might but most teachers dont do that

    • @LilKenuthia
      @LilKenuthia 3 года назад +7

      @@celticcheetah6371 👏👏👏👏 I love that

    • @youtuber-nx5en
      @youtuber-nx5en 3 года назад +8

      @@celticcheetah6371 You're a very good teacher. ❤️❤️

    • @DayFlounder
      @DayFlounder 3 года назад +6

      @@celticcheetah6371 i wouldve loved to have you lol

  • @RBR_SPY21
    @RBR_SPY21 2 года назад +14

    8:24 moment of silence to the fallen soldiers who bravely sacrificed themselves to protect us.

  • @Rinyotsu
    @Rinyotsu 3 года назад +183

    Mike, I'm a rare person who can drink caffeine before bed specifically for lucid dreaming and when I wake up the next morning I'm better than ever. However, I don't wake up to alarms, I let my body wake when it's ready. Some days I'll sleep 5 hours, sometimes 8, if I sustained an injury I'll usually sleep closer to 12.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 3 года назад +13

      Maybe you have an underlying condition of ads. There are many brain conditions that lead to stimulants making you sleepy

    • @BludMonger
      @BludMonger 3 года назад +5

      Maybe you are an alien.

    • @Rinyotsu
      @Rinyotsu 3 года назад +4

      @@peterzingler6221 I've got ADHD maybe that explains it.

    • @jayjiggered4103
      @jayjiggered4103 3 года назад

      Caffeine doesntcreally affect me

    • @BoyProdigyBaby
      @BoyProdigyBaby 3 года назад

      You are a true ninja.

  • @treycoble4331
    @treycoble4331 3 года назад +163

    “The average person takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me: *takes 45+ minutes 🥲*

    • @zenDragon90
      @zenDragon90 3 года назад +6

      Then your above average 😎

    • @carsonskiing
      @carsonskiing 2 года назад +2

      @@zenDragon90 you're*

    • @zenDragon90
      @zenDragon90 2 года назад +6

      @@carsonskiing This is RUclips, not Grammarly.

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 2 года назад +11

      @@zenDragon90 still, you should be aware of your grammar... sometimes, there are bullies so watch out...

    • @trylius
      @trylius 2 года назад

      well it takes your uncle trylius about an hour

  • @musaviki783
    @musaviki783 3 года назад +477

    Am I the only one who really loves his sense of humour💀

    • @ven4762
      @ven4762 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @vinniebisson969
      @vinniebisson969 3 года назад +34

      Yes, you are. The other 7.5 million subscribers don’t actually find him funny at all

    • @abhinavsk8292
      @abhinavsk8292 3 года назад +5

      He actually is funny, you don't have a sense of humour I guess

    • @fionaredfern7519
      @fionaredfern7519 3 года назад +3

      You're not the only one. Not By a mile. (Not even by all the DNA in the Human body)

    • @sanchi7410
      @sanchi7410 3 года назад +1

      No I love it too

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 2 года назад +6

    7:50
    Oh my God my mom is one of those.
    I never see her without a cup of coffee, and whenever I tell her that it might not be good for her sleep, she says "Well I can fall asleep so no problem"
    WELL THE QUALITY OF YOUR SLEEP IS BAD BECAUSE YOU DRINK COFFEE RIGHT BEFORE BED *MOM*
    WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CONSTANTLY TIRED?!

  • @YN-vy1vf
    @YN-vy1vf 3 года назад +99

    Imagine your Uber driver telling you all of these facts- 😂

  • @jocelynvaleriazamora1127
    @jocelynvaleriazamora1127 3 года назад +45

    CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS IS A MUST ON EVERY VIDEO!!!

  • @mikasaackerman417
    @mikasaackerman417 3 года назад +309

    Bonus to exercising with music: It can sometimes make you feel badass.

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 2 года назад +7

      Seems legit if it's coming from *"Mikasa Ackermann"*

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 2 года назад

      Depends on the music.

    • @DankDimensionMemes
      @DankDimensionMemes 2 года назад +9

      Gigachads listen to my little pony

    • @MattDoesNothing
      @MattDoesNothing 2 года назад +2

      @@DankDimensionMemes Dude, I could imagine myself changing from running to skipping while going faster, lol. I watch MLP with my sister.

    • @snipehype227
      @snipehype227 2 года назад +4

      Sigma males listen to baby shark during workout

  • @lazypaladin
    @lazypaladin 2 года назад +20

    As a Tea Addict who could drink a record - 14 cups in 16 hours and fell asleep like a baby.
    You blew my mind, knew the Decafe was working 👌

  • @lukesteele4510
    @lukesteele4510 3 года назад +83

    My Grandfather died of a broken heart 3 weeks after his wife died. An artery at the heart literally exploded. It was a real mess, but he outlived my uncle's prediction at my Grandma's funeral by a week.

    • @mentallyinsanevirt
      @mentallyinsanevirt 3 года назад +14

      Uncle: He will die after 2 weeks!
      Grandfather: No.

    • @lukesteele4510
      @lukesteele4510 3 года назад +3

      @@mentallyinsanevirt No 2 uncles talking and one said he wont last 2 weeks. Three weeks later we had my grandfathers funeral and uncle said he couldn't wait more than three weeks to pester grandma again. It was a bit of a fluke that she died of pneumonia before he died of the many health problems he had.

    • @veniceb6035
      @veniceb6035 3 года назад +1

      Even one of my grandaunts died two days after her son met with an accident

  • @yocarara
    @yocarara 3 года назад +335

    Just imagine in a lab a chemist sniffing all of the chemicals … is that why there all mad? Omg I’ve cracked it! 😂

    • @MN-ly5qs
      @MN-ly5qs 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 года назад +7

      Takes me 40 minutes or more to fall asleep and if someone wakes me up again then it will take 40 minutes of more to fall back asleep
      Also caffeine really doesn't affect me. I drink it once or twice a week in the evening. Go to sleep the same way

    • @butterbean6538
      @butterbean6538 3 года назад

      Cracked indeed

    • @g.g.hochstetler2286
      @g.g.hochstetler2286 3 года назад +2

      They’re**

    • @tealasitzman2900
      @tealasitzman2900 3 года назад

      @@MN-ly5qs i o

  • @HelloHello-hv1kd
    @HelloHello-hv1kd 3 года назад +944

    “No sexual benefit for playing the piano”
    This man probably has never been on the internet 😬

    • @Daggeira
      @Daggeira 3 года назад +123

      @Sean Payno It doesn't even have to be a kink lol; some people are attracted to intelligence and proficiency.

    • @microooo
      @microooo 3 года назад +6

      Bro he has 7.5M subs

    • @pja5194
      @pja5194 3 года назад +6

      PanPiano

    • @doge3600
      @doge3600 3 года назад +10

      @@microooo when does subs matter???

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 3 года назад +37

      @@Daggeira If you can't fluently discuss rocket science I won't sleep with you.
      completely unrelated, I am very lonely and I have no idea why
      (This is a joke)

  • @cecile436
    @cecile436 Год назад +19

    I tried meditation, guided or not, and I always ended up totally stressed because of it. Just trying to let go of a thought makes me want to hold on to it even more and analyse it. So it's permanent fight with myself.
    I started getting anxious just at the idea of meditating, so I stopped.

    • @raphaelroy4543
      @raphaelroy4543 Год назад +1

      Write it down, so you won't forget it i do that when i try to sleep.

    • @cecile436
      @cecile436 Год назад +2

      @@raphaelroy4543 I start every day where I stopped the day before.
      Also, sometimes I'm going back to a story I imagined as a child and continue on that one. Yet I'm not writing anything. It's just a great way to kill time for me. :) And to fall asleep, this way I'm not troubled by any thoughts about what I have to do the next day,...

    • @maryolguin4372
      @maryolguin4372 Год назад

      Yeah, maybe journaling would be better here.

    • @subratanandy2142
      @subratanandy2142 Год назад

      I thought letting go at once was bad . Just close your eyes and let it run all over the place , gradually after doing this , It will calm down . OR , you might just sit and try to actually think about one thing , and keep thinking. That's how I was trained to meditate. Or you might just close your eyes and think of things that troubles you and think how you feel about those , analyse them ... It will help you not to think about those things in other times . There isn't just ONE way .

  • @zahirmohamed7185
    @zahirmohamed7185 3 года назад +216

    If I ever meet you I would say "what's up doooc"

  • @feilianlu3590
    @feilianlu3590 3 года назад +72

    Tbh, the eyebrows use is to stop water from getting into your eyes

  • @voidphoenix25
    @voidphoenix25 3 года назад +302

    “It’s take 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me trying to fall Asleep 5 hour after laying in bed

  • @heatherreich2687
    @heatherreich2687 2 года назад +15

    This is quite possibly my favorite Dr. Mike ever!!! We need more factual checks. 😊

  • @baebyun2914
    @baebyun2914 3 года назад +157

    7:43 me drinking coffee right now at 5pm and always complaining about falling asleep at 3am: ...oh, that's why... [sips cup]

  • @lydiahopper6896
    @lydiahopper6896 3 года назад +470

    “You can die from a broken heart” Take that Padme haters

    • @mhtv5959
      @mhtv5959 3 года назад +35

      i knew Padme was older but didn't know she was between 58-75. Anakin was down bad

    • @ateex8070
      @ateex8070 3 года назад +26

      @@mhtv5959 well it was said that the main age is 58-75 (considering those ages lose the most people normally, such as life-long partners and all). But it isnt mandatory to be that age

    • @mhtv5959
      @mhtv5959 3 года назад +3

      @@ateex8070 you must be fun at parties

    • @neogray338
      @neogray338 3 года назад

      lol

    • @biggulpshinobi
      @biggulpshinobi 3 года назад +3

      @@mhtv5959 Where did you get those numbers? She wasn't even 30 when she died.

  • @MoonlightorMl
    @MoonlightorMl 3 года назад +67

    Doctor's: You need at least 8 hours of sleep
    Also them:*proceeds to work 48 hour with no sleep*

    • @MagicChris86
      @MagicChris86 3 года назад +4

      A plural-s is (almost) never attached by using an apostrophe! So it's "doctors", not "doctor's" (except a few rare exceptions)! The apostrophe is only used for possesive purposes or with shortening two words together.
      Examples: There are a lot of doctors in the room. (correct, plural of doctor); Around his neck hangs the doctor's stethoscope. (correct, the stethoscope belongs to the doctor); It's really late, almost midnight. (correct, shortened form of "it is")

    • @weirdpotato1374
      @weirdpotato1374 3 года назад +1

      @@MagicChris86 You could just say *Doctors.

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад

      @@MagicChris86 It's just probably a typo error.

  • @user-uz8sn1qv8y
    @user-uz8sn1qv8y Месяц назад +1

    my hubby of 40 years died of a heart attack when we lost our ten year old daughter. he was diagnosed with this. terrible, and i live on, alone......for years now......and yet, your review made me really try to smile, you know, for the 'feel loved and feel good' hormones......thanks Doc!!

  • @hamzasalman6345
    @hamzasalman6345 3 года назад +76

    Mike: hi, I'm a family doctor
    Vin diesel: did you say *family* ?

    • @floofle4318
      @floofle4318 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @bromedical401
      @bromedical401 3 года назад +3

      Vin diesel: hop on my truck fam

    • @Gcasey29
      @Gcasey29 3 года назад +1

      *beat drops* "aunque digan que soooy" 🤣

  • @rachelechols5041
    @rachelechols5041 2 года назад +460

    The hair is useless part makes me laugh. It’s a part of our sensory abilities. The movement of hairs is part of how we sense the world.

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 года назад +14

      Theres bald people so it really isn't necessary for anything

    • @rachelechols5041
      @rachelechols5041 2 года назад +68

      @@pardo6370 I’m not talking about just hair on the head. Arms, legs, and even toes have hair.

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 года назад +4

      @@rachelechols5041 yes but some people completely shave it all off and there are no differences whatsoever

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 года назад +45

      @@pardo6370 you really can't shave *all* your hair

    • @oreoreo1534
      @oreoreo1534 2 года назад +52

      @@pardo6370 bro, look it up. Hair absolutely plays a role in personal perception of the world around you. This was proven ages ago when the colonizers cut the indigenous populations hair and it greatly diminished their abilities to track and hunt.

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 3 года назад +22

    6:54 "Try reading!"
    As a chronic reader: I will not sleep that night.

    • @mrnipzs7604
      @mrnipzs7604 3 года назад +4

      It's more so for the people who don't enjoy reading that much

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 года назад +1

      Don't read, just go into light for a few minutes, like into the bathroom. If you have too much energy, do some squats or just some movements that feel nice. Then go to bed. It will usually help.

    • @uwa_raissa6006
      @uwa_raissa6006 Год назад +1

      if I try reading then it goes on for almost an hour and a half before I can sleep 😂😂

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 2 года назад +9

    4:20 I don't think we want any members of the Pentagon to procreate, Mike.

  • @starfishgurl1984
    @starfishgurl1984 3 года назад +70

    This was a good one, however as someone who’s very sensitive to the sun it highlighted how at risk I am for skin cancer due to the number of sunburns I’ve sustained and was a great reminder of annual skin checks beyond my self monitoring at home!

  • @tejasviverma24
    @tejasviverma24 3 года назад +492

    Godd, if he was my teacher I would've never left the classroom.

  • @SRFriso94
    @SRFriso94 3 года назад +100

    "The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat" Could also be because toilet seats are surprisingly clean. After all, manufacturers know that they're going to have people's butts on them a lot, and quite probably also spilled bodily fluids, so they're designed to be very smooth to prevent bacteria from getting a foothold on there and to be easy to clean.

    • @qsd5413
      @qsd5413 3 года назад

      @Pinned by Dr Mike Bruh who are you

    • @fostena
      @fostena 3 года назад

      @@qsd5413 It's someone who wants to be reported as spam

    • @mako7026
      @mako7026 3 года назад

      @Pinned by Dr Mike lol scam

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss Год назад +13

    2:25 Also needless to say that the 30 times human weight is true...vertically, to snap it in half you need way less than that if the force comes from the side, or it's torsion.

  • @thomasmoreauleduc3252
    @thomasmoreauleduc3252 3 года назад +177

    Doctor Mike : talks about the bacteria you give to another person when you kiss them
    Also Doctor Mike : *shares a pic with Bear licking his face*

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 3 года назад +8

      At least it’s a closed mouth doggy kiss. I’ve seen some people let dogs and cats lick them in the mouth.🤮

    • @thomasmoreauleduc3252
      @thomasmoreauleduc3252 3 года назад +7

      @@evilsharkey8954 Ew, gross

    • @br3adst1ck92
      @br3adst1ck92 3 года назад +1

      @@evilsharkey8954 my dog licks in my mouth XD

    • @starstudio8402
      @starstudio8402 3 года назад +1

      @@br3adst1ck92 🤢🤮

    • @br3adst1ck92
      @br3adst1ck92 3 года назад

      @@starstudio8402 XD

  • @alteazucchini4218
    @alteazucchini4218 3 года назад +155

    Me: "Now I'm going to kiss my boyfriend"
    My mind: "The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat"

    • @1docshell775
      @1docshell775 3 года назад

      Ha ha ha ha

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад +1

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад

      Hahahahahhahaha
      Me who will drink alcoholic drinks: *Modern problems require modern solutions*

  • @elchamber
    @elchamber 3 года назад +155

    And when a person comes to disturb our flow, they are ignorant on why we get upset.

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 года назад +7

      Yes.

    • @thekatelyndiaries5061
      @thekatelyndiaries5061 3 года назад +13

      100%!! My sister always rings me and when she asks if I'm doing anything and I say "Yes, I'm writing" she says "So you're not busy" -- YES, I AM! GO AWAY!

    • @Chappelroanfan
      @Chappelroanfan 2 года назад +5

      its like taking my art that im making while in the flow and just throwing it into the trash - when i come back to it later the feeling just won't be the same.

  • @tanyasawyer5476
    @tanyasawyer5476 2 года назад +14

    I have ADHD and medications have never worked, just gave me aweful nearly violent mood swings. Coffee actually calms and relaxes me. I drink a pot of coffee throughout the entire day and actually do sleep better and more soundly when I drink a cup right before bed, than when I only drink it before lunch

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 2 года назад

      Huh?? Wow. Never heard of that. Guess I gotta be happy to be on ADD medication that simply work 100% for me without side effects.. But nice that u found ur way to go!

  • @Whitewolfreads
    @Whitewolfreads 2 года назад +71

    I love the repeated “chest compressions!” I now say this on a loop when talking about first aid to the 6-7 year olds I work with x

  • @foxblaze1505
    @foxblaze1505 3 года назад +132

    "Average time people take to fall asleep is 10-20 minutes"
    Me, constantly taking upwards of 1-2 hours: >.>
    I literally have to distract myself with lucid dreaming in order to fall asleep, because I can't just sit there and think of nothing, thats where the anxiety happens

    • @MattieAMiller
      @MattieAMiller 3 года назад +15

      oh thank goodness. I thought I was the only one. I try to keep the dreaming similar each night so it isnt too interesting, but that is exactly right!

    • @arcade8937
      @arcade8937 3 года назад +2

      s a m e

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 3 года назад +1

      insomnia gang 💯😎👊👌

    • @someone_7
      @someone_7 3 года назад

      same here

    • @amyno5688
      @amyno5688 3 года назад

      Audio books...

  • @hiroyakisadaka1559
    @hiroyakisadaka1559 3 года назад +55

    Dr mike: if you cant fall a sleep in 20minutes you should relax and calm down
    me: laughs in taking an average of 1 hour to fall a sleep

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 3 года назад +3

      According to my tracker average of 1h sleep is awake... so... when people say get 8h of sleep in reality you have to account for +9h of bedtime. I think.

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 года назад +3

      Me: wait, but it usually takes me about two hours to fall asleep…

    • @hiroyakisadaka1559
      @hiroyakisadaka1559 3 года назад +1

      @sen touji with me that is also true to an extent however my insomnia is one that comes and goes so on one occasion I can easily fall asleep and on another I cant for, no joke, more than 24 hours. whenever that happens nothing will help me I just won't be able to sleep no matter how tired I am and no matter what I do or don't do.

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 2 года назад +4

    6:45 *laughs in insomnia* “Oh, my sweet summer child, no”

  • @The___sharon
    @The___sharon 3 года назад +84

    Me: *Can't fall asleep*
    *Goes to do something so I could get sleepy*
    Me: *Finally gets sleepy*
    *Goes to bed to get sleep*
    Me: *Can't get to sleep*
    So frustrating😂

    • @dorybriyanne3792
      @dorybriyanne3792 3 года назад +1

      Omg I actually commented about that,😂

    • @koyelnaskar3775
      @koyelnaskar3775 3 года назад +3

      Sooo true. Sometimes I just don't want to sleep at all even of my body gives in

    • @alshifaakram3338
      @alshifaakram3338 3 года назад +1

      Happens all the time... That's why I take a pillow to my couch

  • @Syolaar
    @Syolaar 3 года назад +126

    Fact check: Eyebrow are not there to show aggression but to protect your eyes from sweat. Facial expressions are a bonus.

    • @iimdone
      @iimdone 3 года назад +7

      no, he was right. eyebrows barely protect from sweat anyway.

    • @Catlandian
      @Catlandian 3 года назад +2

      That's why we have eyelashes the eyebrows offer the various muscles in your face and particularly your forehead to convey emotion and in a highly socially dependent animal like humans that is particularly useful

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +3

      @@Catlandian yes and no. Humans evolved to be stamina hunters meaning we had a extremely active life style which is why humans and our relatives have pronounced brows. It is also good for conveying emotion and other social cues. Humans have eye brows for alot of reasons and you could argue their purpose developed all at the same time.

    • @UnashamedlyHentai
      @UnashamedlyHentai 3 года назад +8

      You guys know that evolution doesn't have directed, single-minded purpose, right? If a mutation is helpful for reproduction, it sticks around. The more things it helps, the more likely it is to remain. Both things, and more, can be true.

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +1

      @@UnashamedlyHentai finally someone who gets it

  • @TimonPOL91
    @TimonPOL91 3 года назад +38

    Uber facts: "Highest blood alkochol content of .91"
    Me: Laughs in Polish.

    • @Monika_9292
      @Monika_9292 3 года назад

      Wreszcie ktoś mnie zrozumiał 😂

    • @laurao3274
      @laurao3274 3 года назад +2

      I seriously thought Dr. Mike was gonna make a Russian joke there.

    • @lorettadunne210
      @lorettadunne210 3 года назад +1

      Laughs in irish.

  • @kitaaallen9297
    @kitaaallen9297 2 года назад +5

    I had a stage 3 yolk sac tumour 5 years ago. And 2 years ago when I was TTC I kept getting very faint false positives that drove me insane with fear of cancer. Every test I took even when on my period, I'd get a faint positive. It just scared me alot cause the chemo I received was intended for testicular cancer, and the cancers are identical under a microscope.

  • @thebee0320
    @thebee0320 3 года назад +62

    Here's a fun one! You're more likely to die of a heart attack after seeing a shark in the water than actually being killed by a shark in the water

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 года назад +2

      Probably wrong but I’m too lazy to check,if it’s right then that’s cool

    • @toxiczebra5920
      @toxiczebra5920 3 года назад

      @@coralxanpu check out the poopie channel, he got bit doing PR on shark week for Jackass 4 . He lived

    • @toxiczebra5920
      @toxiczebra5920 3 года назад +1

      @@coralxanpu humans taste awful, you let them bite you and they let go

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 3 года назад +3

      @@toxiczebra5920 They don't even hunt for humans, there's no shark on this Earth that like the taste of humans. They just either mistaken us for fish or when we fight back they get aggressive.

  • @morgan2960
    @morgan2960 3 года назад +40

    I started coughing and my mind just went "CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!" 😭

    • @ItsJustAdam2
      @ItsJustAdam2 3 года назад

      @Pinned by Dr Mike bruh a bot also don't what's app this loser

  • @radioactivet-rex286
    @radioactivet-rex286 3 года назад +76

    legitamately surprised at how many of these are true!!

    • @sahilsonawale387
      @sahilsonawale387 3 года назад +1

      Yes...

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 года назад

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

  • @Brownieboy346
    @Brownieboy346 2 года назад +2

    It really sucks about that two cobo cardiomyopathy, I'm a landscaper and my boss has had a client for about 30 years and the husband died falling down the basement stairs and 3 days later his wife died because of a broken heart. First time in a long time I wept hearing something like that. Just tragic and absolutely true

  • @Bruh-qz1bi
    @Bruh-qz1bi 3 года назад +65

    Doctor Mike: smiling is the same as winning 25,000
    People that see Mr.Beast in Public “can u give me money”
    Mr.Beast here’s 25,000 :)

  • @jucom756
    @jucom756 3 года назад +59

    "Why do we get sunburn?"
    "I know right just give me skincancer"

  • @oneinthechamber9376
    @oneinthechamber9376 3 года назад +153

    Let's ALL pray that Dr. Mike's shirt BUTTONS can hold out for a while 🙏

  • @GobsTheFlobs
    @GobsTheFlobs 2 года назад +2

    Doctor Mike:”Eyebrows are a nine verbal communication.” Well I have no eyebrows.

  • @awesomespike7743
    @awesomespike7743 3 года назад +131

    Every musician cringing when he said crescendo like a drop 😂

    • @ingridayarza
      @ingridayarza 3 года назад

      Yessss lol

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 года назад

      Lol i didn't even realized🤣🤣

    • @soullesscadmium30
      @soullesscadmium30 2 года назад

      I opted to believe he didn't mean drop by crescendo

    • @wmx7588
      @wmx7588 2 года назад

      By "drop" I think he meant decrescendo

  • @DaDerpyPickle
    @DaDerpyPickle 3 года назад +51

    Me: mom I need to go take a 3 hours break, Dr Mike said sitting for a long time is bad.
    Also me when gaming: it's 5, I don't know if it's am or pm, I haven't stood up in 30 hours, sleeping is a distant relative.

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 года назад +3

      And bathroom brakes will be taken if it’s urgent.

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 3 года назад

      @@ImFromIowa Definitely don't wait until you really need to go, that's just asking for kidney stones.

    • @wolfyrose4604
      @wolfyrose4604 3 года назад

      @@coolerplays3477 and when you go to pee you poop

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 года назад +1

      @@coolerplays3477 It’s the life of a gamer bro. They’re so committed to gaming that gamers go when they HAVE to.

  • @Mershedpaterters
    @Mershedpaterters 3 года назад +23

    You tell us to stay happy and healthy, but has anyone told YOU to do this? I hope you are staying happy and healthy Mike! Much love brother.

  • @KurtCobain-vh2sd
    @KurtCobain-vh2sd 2 года назад +6

    Mike: Kisses Bear
    Also Mike: Reads a tweet about bonding with dogs RIGHT after