I was listening to this as I was falling asleep and woke up to the voice changer effect in full force and thought 50/50 I was having a stroke / alien invasion.
The Rita Ora shade is SO accurate. I always see her in magazines and on the red carpet, but I've never heard of anyone that's like "oh yeah, I love her music" or seen her perform like.... She's so randomly famous but everyone is kinda okay with it cause she's gorgeous.
World Market: We will kick you out of the alcohol section if you're obviously underage (our only proof is that you're staring at the cat shaped wine bottle too hard) Apple: All your information is on the cloud, buy a samsung and your identity will be stolen. Google Docs: We're free and do the same things as Word plus group projects are 100x easier. Microsoft Office: We're expensive as fuck, but our slideshows are BOMB. AMC: We are only known for "The Walking Dead" RPDR: Who actually won? I don't know because literally everyone else is famous. Netflix: We have everything except for what you really want to watch. Hairstylists: Our job is to cut hair, therefore we are going to ruin your hair by teasing and straightening so you have to come back and pay 50$ to get your ends trimmed. McDonalds: We brought the poor folk menu back to get business but surprise, nothing you really want is on there so you buy from the original menu because you're already in line. Sprite: We are carbonated water with cough syrup mixed in. We are legal lean. RUclips: GET RUclips RED. GET RUclips TV. YOURE DEMONETIZED, YOURE DEMONETIZED, EVERYONE IS DEMONITIZED.
THE CHARMIN BEARS ARE RED FOR THE STRONG COMMERCIALS BLUE FOR THE SOFT COMMERCIALS AND B R O W N ON THE PACKAGES AND IM SO CONFUSED ITS LIKE THE WORST MANDELA EFFECT
Tori Green I read this comment in Willam Belli's voice (It feels correct to win). I LOVE that Jenna is on the left side and matches the placement of the sign. My OCD brain is at ease.
You guys should do some sort of contest/competition for viewers to submit their own artwork or photos and have the chance to win their work being the background for one off the podcasts
I worked at Claire's when I was 17. On my first day she handed me a sponge, the piercing gun, and a marker and said here you can practice on this. Then she says I can deny anyone I dont feel comfortable piercing and I refused to pierce baby ears. Do not go to those places, go to a tattoo or piercing shop. It will be clean and heal faster, those guns are toxic I promise you and literally a 17 year old on their first day will be shooting metal on your skin, thank God I'm OCD and cared about even holes.
@HarryStikers you are probably the only one. just because you did doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong. i got mine done as a kid there and it went infected very quick.
I honestly thought when he started talking about Kylie lip kits he was going to turn it into a segue and I was waiting for it but it never came I just got segue blue balled
Andrew Anaya I knew it was Skyrim, but DAMN, thats a good eye to know exactly where. I do know the road to Riften/Windhelm like the back of my hand, though, so....#nerdsunite
I feel like they need to do a legit ASMR video, make it like twenty minutes long and at about 1/2 to 2/3 of the way through just have Jenna yell, at full volume "I'M A VIRGO!!!". Would be a nice combination, cool tingles with a sudden burst of heart attack and blown eardrums.
I was doing jump squats at the gym while listening to this and I had to stop and drop to the floor because I was laughing so hard at the charmin big daddy part
For any other British peeps wondering what the hell a "Mounds" (as corrected by Samantha) is, we call it Bounty. We don't have an equivalent for Almond Joy, but it's basically a Bounty with almonds in 😂
Lmaooo I saw the Charmin commercial where they say "big daddy" yesterday and didn't notice lmao.... and sometimes the bears are blue it doesn't make sense idk but love you guys hahahah
the wine glass on the mic just sounded like content aware sound distortion effect. shook. but also i 100% thought it was marbles like barking/ growling at first
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2026. Still coming back for the comfort and vibes.
You and me both, bestie
This is always one of my favorites to come back to
I listen almost nightly! 😭 I miss them but i hope they’re happy ❤️
Me too every day!
Me too man, me too.
Marbles:*BORK*
Jenna:excuse you
Marbles:*softer bork*
Lauren Roberts too cute
he was saying sorry
Borks at 2:42
UPS: this isn't the right address but this looks like a good place to leave it
HollyJo Rintamaki ahahhahahah
FedEx: Nnnnnot even close
jenna: I'm vegan
me: I thought you were a virgo
is this the "i'm lesbian" ... "i thought you were american?" vine reference? lol
allie lopez God damn it, that got me.
Why isn’t this the top comment
I'm lesbian
I thought you were american
You may only have 1 adjective that starts with V. New rule.
You guys should do the "bad movie descriptions" and have each other guess what movies you're talking about.
Autumn May they have before
Triple Steak Gaming where?
podcast number 78, bad movie descriptions
Just liked to make it 666. Yas, Satan! Slay, oh mighty Defiler!!!
"Mounds: We ran outta almonds!" is the best honest slogan she came up with.
I really thought Julien saying "where's my phone" was going to segway into a tracker sponsor
Ilona Portnoy everything he says I think he’s going to segway😂
100% Same
Right, though. We're getting too good at this shit.
Ilona Portnoy meeee tooooooi
Omg me too
Does anyone remember that Zoey 101 episode where she was trying to hide her big secret and it was just that she was the kid butt on the sunscreen...
Alyssa Spivey YES ive been trying to figure out who that was
Alyssa Spivey yes that was so stupid but funny!!!
YYYYEEESSS that was a great episode
Alyssa Spivey I was thinking the same thing
I was waiting for someone to comment this.
Mounds. We take the almond and the joy out of almond joys
A mound of depressed coconut and chocolate
This is so underrated 😂😂
😂😂😂 I like mounds
Mounds are dark chocolate.
@GreatRunas 9⁹9oooo
I was listening to this as I was falling asleep and woke up to the voice changer effect in full force and thought 50/50 I was having a stroke / alien invasion.
literally me right now
FUKKED UUUUUP. Im crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Jenni Little I was embroidering and just listening and though something seriously wrong was happening to me 😂 I was genuinely concerned for a minute
Probed for sure
Literally me last night waking up to demon marble
Julien needs a pet named Han. Han Solomita.
Or a kid. I'm not picky.
Yesssss
They had ad
But he died
han jisung ???
@madongseoksbiceps han solo..
FedEx doesn't even ding-dong anymore... They just ditch.
Tamera FedEx - YEET.
Or leave no note then say they did.
@Youronlydeville WHY IS THIS STILL SO FUNNY
*YAS! SPOT ON!*
Slogan for Jack films:"My dogs are bland and so is my content"
OOOH
Zachary Spencer my dogs are white and so is my content
or: my content is based on other people tweeting me their jokes 🤷🏼♀️ #yiay
SHOTS FIRED!!!
I make people come up with my content #yiaytruth
The Rita Ora shade is SO accurate. I always see her in magazines and on the red carpet, but I've never heard of anyone that's like "oh yeah, I love her music" or seen her perform like.... She's so randomly famous but everyone is kinda okay with it cause she's gorgeous.
La Croix: drinking sparkling water while somebody yells the flavor at you from the other room
This has no comments holy fuck why not😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing this a year later and literally can’t believe this doesn’t have more likes and comments
This is absolutely hilarious I want to cry
RUclips: how many ads can we fit in 10 mins
Laura Gadzinski this is so brilliant i'm dead
Laura Gadzinski that's what it's become!
"None, because you didn't violate any rules"
Did anyone else notice that the green screen picked up on the reflection of the table? Dope as fuck.
and the glass
Mallory Nicole i think it's just see through
The table? It's definitely black :)
PixieDraconis wow
That's the same color as the trees lol but i did see it
there’s no way i’m the only one who binges old podcasts 24/7 as background noise in 2021. i miss jenna and julien so much ☹️
Same hi from the future
2022 here
me here in 2022 listening while i’m doing laundry 😮💨
i’m doing this but in july 2022 lol
Still here, it's my white noise it makes me feel safe and its my go to when I have bad flares of anxiety
I want to see a podcast where you read slogans and Julien has to guess what company it's for lol
I'mWalkingHere Ha YES omg
I'mWalkingHere Ha I'm here for that podcast
I'mWalkingHere Ha that's what I thought when he guessed Jenna's Amazon slogan
I'mWalkingHere Ha bruh yaaas
👀
I want marbles barking thru the soundboard as my ringtone
Rainforest cafe: mediocre food with mediocre entertainment for a mediocre night with your mediocre family
My father's name is Robin and my name is Robyn and I just came here to have a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Cherubim Cheeks made my day lol
o my goddd 😂😂
Cherubim Cheeks my mom's name is Robbyn and my mother in law's name is Robin. Seriously.
My dads first name and initial is Robert D, so I was named Robin D.
Wouldn’t be such a shame, if only he was a good father. Lol
😂😂😂😂
Please for the next podcast have Jenna only speak Spanish, (as she took 8 years of it) and Julien would try to understand what she's saying.
Yaaaa!!!
Alan Ibanez I took 9 years of Spanish and I barely understand shit lmao
Alan Ibanez lol that would be very funny
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Please!
Sitting:
*stepping on it with your body*
I had to pause the podcast because I was cackling too hard
Juliens not like most kids, he's a grown ass man
jenna: claims to be vegan, doesn't wear a shirt that says vegan.
Maddie Gebhart ROASTED
Maddie Gebhart fuckinnnnnn GOTCHUUUUUUUU
Maddie Gebhart but SHES A VIRGO'
True tho
it could be a fake
Why does jenna rubbing her wine glass sound like Kermit crying in content aware scale?
>claims to be vegan
>sits on the wrong side
>be boldaire
Kazutoification i
Me: wow what a beautiful background
Me 30 mins later: WAIT IS THAT SKYRIM
Ikr I just figured it out 😂
i love it
holy shit lmao 😂
Mona Vanderwaal Is it? Now I'm curious. I can't tell.
it totally is. The path gives it away to me.
World Market: We will kick you out of the alcohol section if you're obviously underage (our only proof is that you're staring at the cat shaped wine bottle too hard)
Apple: All your information is on the cloud, buy a samsung and your identity will be stolen.
Google Docs: We're free and do the same things as Word plus group projects are 100x easier.
Microsoft Office: We're expensive as fuck, but our slideshows are BOMB.
AMC: We are only known for "The Walking Dead"
RPDR: Who actually won? I don't know because literally everyone else is famous.
Netflix: We have everything except for what you really want to watch.
Hairstylists: Our job is to cut hair, therefore we are going to ruin your hair by teasing and straightening so you have to come back and pay 50$ to get your ends trimmed.
McDonalds: We brought the poor folk menu back to get business but surprise, nothing you really want is on there so you buy from the original menu because you're already in line.
Sprite: We are carbonated water with cough syrup mixed in. We are legal lean.
RUclips: GET RUclips RED. GET RUclips TV. YOURE DEMONETIZED, YOURE DEMONETIZED, EVERYONE IS DEMONITIZED.
The RUclips one killed me
All of these are PURE gold
@nothoughtsatall I didn’t remember this comment until you commented haha
SWITCH BACK TO YOUR NORMAL SEATS YOURE GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM
Jasmine Smoot I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ANEURYSM IS BUT SAME
mikkah ITS BASICALLY DEATH
kayla THAT'S INTENSE WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
mikkah brain bleed I think? Edit: SORRY CAPS WAS OFF
its mind fucking me
*Wal-Mart* You can probably shit on our floor and get away with it.
Diana B 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
now everytime I see a Subway, I'm gonna hear Julien's sassy ass going, "eat fresh... or eat here."
IM A VIRGO! YOU CAN'T JUST GO SWAPPING SEATS LIKE THAT!
Wait have they played Cards Against Humanity on the podcast yet? If not please please do!!
Emma Bunch-Benson they said in one of their podcasts that, they’ve played it too many times. So it’s not as fun anymore
Hi it’s 2025. Everything is going to be okay
I think a better slogan for Ikea is
"People only come here for the food court, IDK if we should still sell furniture bro"
Lmao Rita Ora literally has made ONE album in 2012
Still making me laugh in 2026 and being my comfort podcast
Maybeline dream matte mousse - we took 4 pumps of your foundation and pumped air into it... now you can pay the same price for 1/6th of the product.
And it will look like you caked orange whipped cream on
My cousin has an Uncle named Paul (not related to me) and he named his son Paul Jr. and his daughter Paula. It makes me wanna vom.
delete him
Blerghh me too haha 😂
My uncle has two sons named after him with two different women
My dad had discovered he had 3 other half male siblings with the same name as him and his father. He really wanted to pass down his legacy.
Bricheese Art oh noo hahaha 😂
THE CHARMIN BEARS ARE RED FOR THE STRONG COMMERCIALS BLUE FOR THE SOFT COMMERCIALS AND B R O W N ON THE PACKAGES AND IM SO CONFUSED ITS LIKE THE WORST MANDELA EFFECT
LOL
Jenna, Julien, I love you guys so much but you guys switching seats is giving me anxiety
Irana it you 💕💕💕
Commander Derpchan owww hi friend! 💛
Same lol
Now that I’ve noticed it I can’t stop noticing it.
Seriously????
How???
Almost didn't click on the link because they're sitting in opposite seats...
IM A VIRGO OKAY
It’s actually unbearable
Virgang
IM AN AQUARIUS OKAY DOSENT HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT
same but im a cancer
FedEx: *sees mud puddle next to porch* oooh perfect spot for the package.
The glass on the Mic sounds like spongebobs squeaky boots 😂
Conspiracy Podcast with Shane on October
dean gagatr yess pls like legit ones !! I think it was 1&2 that were legit then they got kinda lame
dean gagatr this wouldbe amazing
OK FOR REAL THIS
dean gagatr PLEASE THIS PLEASE
YAAASSSS
DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT JENNA IS WEARING JEENS!!!!!!!!!!
Madison Fidnick2 i
Could be jeggings
On my life I was eating a Mounds bar when Jenna started talking about them. I feel very attacked.
Marbles growling sounded like someone trying to zip an overloaded suitcase. 😂
-Flamin hot cheetos-
*BLAZIN HOT CH33T0S*
I love Jenna on the left, it finally fucking matches the Podcast name. haha
Stephen Miller Amen!!!! Everyone else is bitching and I'm like fin-a-fucki-ly!!
Lmao right? haha
Right? This feels correct.
Tori Green I read this comment in Willam Belli's voice (It feels correct to win). I LOVE that Jenna is on the left side and matches the placement of the sign. My OCD brain is at ease.
Are you a virgo? xD
"I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE SUNBURNT AND YOU HAD A MEAN FRIEND 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T GONNA BE A FIVE STAR" - JULIEN SOLOMITA 2K17
My older brother is named after my father, I'm named after my mother and my little bro is named after his dad. Least imaginative parents in the world.
Wait... your 2 brothers are both named after your dad?
@inesvandevelde1801 Hahaha noo! Can you imagine the confusion? The little one is from another dad :)
@virgirocks okay got it lmao 😂😂😂
I think they could make a "terrible commercials" podcast
on first read of the title i thought you were just doing a whole podcast about slogans for jessica alba's "the honest company"
stephanieemelissaa good lord 😂😂
stephanieemelissaa same ! I considered not listening to it but I'm glad I did lol
B ianka ME TOO
me too I was kinda intrigued but this is better
I couldn't hear Julen's burp over mine and I bout fell out my chair when Jenna said "good burp."
Jenna always has a cosy blanket near her I love it 😂
More like Rainforest Cafe: We're just here for the gift shop
"I feel like you'd be way to excited to pee on me"
*EXPOSE HIM*
Should I start an RUclips channel where i only pronounced the IKEA furnitures?
pillFight yes
10/10 I'd subscribe so fast
H E L L Y E A H
Bruh you dont have any videos still. Come on.
Ohh shit I didn’t know so many people wanted this! Cool I might do this 👏👏
Please never get rid of that soundboard. It slays me every time.
“Do you want me to go or you?”
“No, I want to finish talking about spanking items into the cart”
Sitting~ "it's like stepping on it- with your body"
14:04 marble's bark *is* what entering the gates of hell sounds like
When marbles started barking I thought it was my belly rumbling
Wet seal : a store you love .. ope we're outta business
Vegan Mom they still have an online store actually
That voice changer and marbles voice is literally what you hear at the gates of hell
I love how Julien found "Amazon, !&#*k" so funny
You should do a Don't Get Me Started 2!
For sure!!!
YES
Boy do I have news for u!!
You guys should do some sort of contest/competition for viewers to submit their own artwork or photos and have the chance to win their work being the background for one off the podcasts
Subway - Eat Fresh........ish
Subway - The balogna of restaurants
34:34 'subway eat fresh or eat here' make me roll around laughing
"eggs executives"?
you mean eggsecutives? 😎
jeshface get the fuck out of my house
how long did it take you to come up with this
fishbowl space prolly not long lol
Chipotle: We will always remind you that guac is extra.
I worked at Claire's when I was 17. On my first day she handed me a sponge, the piercing gun, and a marker and said here you can practice on this. Then she says I can deny anyone I dont feel comfortable piercing and I refused to pierce baby ears. Do not go to those places, go to a tattoo or piercing shop. It will be clean and heal faster, those guns are toxic I promise you and literally a 17 year old on their first day will be shooting metal on your skin, thank God I'm OCD and cared about even holes.
I got some of my piercings at Claire's and I was fine
@HarryStikers you are probably the only one. just because you did doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong. i got mine done as a kid there and it went infected very quick.
I respect you refusing to pierce baby ears.
You’re right though. I was sos diligent about cleaning my ears and it still got infected
I'm too stoned for this right now, I'll try again later.
Organic Love God you're just out here to hate on everyone. Go home
Literally me rn eating hot cheetos lol
Organic Love Dear Troll, this community is to be filled with positivity. Please leave.
Organic Love I will give you $5 to stfu and leave.
I'm weak, thank you guys. ❤️😭😂 This is amazing. What a community to be apart of.
2022 missing Jenna like as if I lost my best friend :(((🖤🖤🖤
I honestly thought when he started talking about Kylie lip kits he was going to turn it into a segue and I was waiting for it but it never came I just got segue blue balled
Diana Bernechea 😂
Is it bad that more than half way through the podcast I realised that the background is the road that goes from Helgan to Riverwood in Skyrim???
Andrew Anaya I knew it was Skyrim, but DAMN, thats a good eye to know exactly where.
I do know the road to Riften/Windhelm like the back of my hand, though, so....#nerdsunite
Same I saw the thumbnail and i was like "iS tHaT sKyRiM??"
I just though it was a nice forest background I’m don’t play video games lmao can u tell
“I wrote one for World Market, too!”
“Yours is probably better.”
😍
As a Pisces, I'm not entirely sure what I feel.
Matt Mitchell saaaaame
PISCESE SQUAD RIGHT HERE
I’m a Pisces too
♓️Pisces gang♓️
Pisces squad member #22
Do a podcast with moq I miss that feisty gal
connie she'll fight someone
connie I wanna see a Moq and cermet collab
connie Moq died from chlamydia. RIP bb gurl.
Julien hates that character so much so...probably not?
The Super And The Azlynn when did he say that
The make mounds for people like me, the severely allergic to almonds and severely enthralled with coconuts
I feel like they need to do a legit ASMR video, make it like twenty minutes long and at about 1/2 to 2/3 of the way through just have Jenna yell, at full volume "I'M A VIRGO!!!". Would be a nice combination, cool tingles with a sudden burst of heart attack and blown eardrums.
I was doing jump squats at the gym while listening to this and I had to stop and drop to the floor because I was laughing so hard at the charmin big daddy part
Julien: “Hello everyone”
Jenna: “ *hello Marbleeeee* ”
😂
For any other British peeps wondering what the hell a "Mounds" (as corrected by Samantha) is, we call it Bounty. We don't have an equivalent for Almond Joy, but it's basically a Bounty with almonds in 😂
Kellie Layton Ooooooooooooh! All makes sense now
Kellie Layton Hello I just wanted to tell you it is spelled "mounds" not "mounts" :)
Ahh! Thank you, Samantha 😉
Same for Canada!
Same for middle east
OKAY THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS SWITCHED SPOTS IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT also dink dink
"Did she just call him big daddy? Is she talking about him shitting on.... HER??" LMAOO
I have an important question: Do they hear the dink as it happens, or is it added later?
Brittnye it's added in editing.
Awesome question. I've been wondering the same thing.
It’s added later
Yeah it's added later. They talk a little bit about it in the beginning of the Shane Dawson podcast
Can we have significant otter merch?
Brooke Kittell yasssss
December 2025, enjoy this pod with meebles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rest so high into that basketball game marble we will forever miss you and ur parents pods bobby
Lmaooo I saw the Charmin commercial where they say "big daddy" yesterday and didn't notice lmao.... and sometimes the bears are blue it doesn't make sense idk but love you guys hahahah
the wine glass on the mic just sounded like content aware sound distortion effect. shook. but also i 100% thought it was marbles like barking/ growling at first
Julien’s 🔥 _Fire_ 🔥 segues are how I keep warm in the winter ❄️
THE CLAIRES ONE IS SO FUCKING TRUE, i did my third holes myself and i lined them up better then they did
Organic Love you really shouldn't use piercing guns FWI they're unsafe (both hygienically and they can cause blow-outs)
Sam's: Where you pay to shop in a warehouse!
Casey Neu BJ’s: you pay us to shop here
“It’s like stepping on it but with your body” ....... yes Julien, I guess that is how sitting works
I wish I lived in America so that I didn't have to pay $80 shipping on every little thing.
G V Europe here. Same.