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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @huntercrosby8882
    @huntercrosby8882 4 года назад +3486

    “When two people are dating except the don’t want to label it”
    “French Witchpenovitz”

    • @RobHiness
      @RobHiness 4 года назад +86

      I'm gonna pass out

    • @marjolainemartin1915
      @marjolainemartin1915 4 года назад +24

      I'm dying

    • @NoelHerreraGarcia
      @NoelHerreraGarcia 4 года назад +24

      I’m literally in my car cry-laughing rn

    • @JAYTBAYB
      @JAYTBAYB 4 года назад +12

      dude calm down they're just friends they're JUST FRIENDS

    • @Annickx
      @Annickx 4 года назад +3

      I was at that part of the video and saw this comment at the same time and just started cry laughing

  • @swolerabbit
    @swolerabbit 4 года назад +3140

    Jenna nodding her head saying the same nonsense over and over again is big Sim energy 😂

    • @MustangKDM
      @MustangKDM 4 года назад +46

      We've cracked the code to the sim language lmao

    • @MarkRod268
      @MarkRod268 4 года назад +37

      This whole podcast is Big Sim Energy

    • @posaule
      @posaule 4 года назад +2

      Allie Cross am sure they are sims😂

    • @jordyn87
      @jordyn87 4 года назад +1

      Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @posaule
      @posaule 4 года назад +1

      jordy am like 200 proc sure😂 who does not love sims;D
      i had this suspicion long time ago;D even more when Julien jumped on table😂

  • @grigiogirl3566
    @grigiogirl3566 4 года назад +4069

    Jenna saying “I want you inside of me” over and over and still not getting it is her equivalent to julien repeatedly not being able to tell the difference between Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, and Sandra Bullock.

    • @kiera2867
      @kiera2867 4 года назад +81

      This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

    • @Gerokero
      @Gerokero 4 года назад +11

      u killed me

    • @abigail8277
      @abigail8277 4 года назад +31

      especially when you look at julien bc he knows the whole time and he’s just itching to tell her what it is lol

    • @lgtrademark
      @lgtrademark 4 года назад +12

      if that part of the video didn't already send me at 2am、then this comment did

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 i love this comment lmao

  • @ArthurGrey.
    @ArthurGrey. 4 года назад +7839

    Jenna yelling "I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME" to Julien must have been so awkward for Julien... It's gotta be rough when your best friend wants something more 😬

    • @noodlezz7545
      @noodlezz7545 4 года назад +735

      When the friendzone hits 💀💀

    • @Louisemillington
      @Louisemillington 4 года назад +353

      It’s actually a common misconception that they’re dating jeez

    • @ariannagarcia6708
      @ariannagarcia6708 4 года назад +126

      Noodlezz i read that in julien’s voice 😂

    • @emmastutzman4381
      @emmastutzman4381 4 года назад +8

      Louise Millington they are dating

    • @ArthurGrey.
      @ArthurGrey. 4 года назад +264

      @@emmastutzman4381 No they aren't? They even say in almost every video of hers that they're just friends, and in a lot of Julien's videos and the podcast. Jenna clearly wants more though 👀

  • @GoshDammitDoor
    @GoshDammitDoor 4 года назад +2136

    “i wAnT yOu iNsIdE oF mE?”
    Julien: ....make it stop

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 года назад +16

      That part killed me!!

    • @esthermigo3009
      @esthermigo3009 4 года назад +23

      him just slowly losing it

    • @jenniferunfiltered
      @jenniferunfiltered 4 года назад +20

      Abigail Jones I was crying laughing, afraid I was gonna wake the entire house 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 года назад +2

      I cry-laughed too 😂

    • @Alpha14850
      @Alpha14850 4 года назад +1

      I have tears in my eyes reading comments

  • @Sky-zr2tg
    @Sky-zr2tg 4 года назад +2964

    Julien whispering "ᵐⁱᶜʳᵒᵖᵉⁿⁱˢ" is the funniest thing in the world

    • @Sky-zr2tg
      @Sky-zr2tg 4 года назад +4

      @@FaulkieB i use the Codec app :)

    • @mort8369
      @mort8369 4 года назад +1

      Skyla Beam do you have to pay for it?

    • @Sky-zr2tg
      @Sky-zr2tg 4 года назад +1

      @@mort8369 nope

    • @mort8369
      @mort8369 4 года назад +1

      Skyla Beam k thanks :)

    • @enochku6366
      @enochku6366 4 года назад +73

      49:20

  • @RonnieStewartJr
    @RonnieStewartJr 4 года назад +2725

    Jenna, a Virgo: if I whisper it quietly I can hear it better
    Julien, an Aries: the louder and faster I say it the quicker I’ll get it right

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 года назад +17

      Not saying this is how it always works, but the Aries strategy definitely works here. The game is basically Mad Gab

    • @RonnieStewartJr
      @RonnieStewartJr 4 года назад +3

      YES, it is Mad Gab! And they both definitely work, but the whispering technique definitely has an advantage when you’re using headphones like they are.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 года назад +2

      @@RonnieStewartJr Watched the rest of the video and I'm really starting to like the whisper strategy. It makes sense! I learned something.

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 4 года назад +1

      Can confirm as an Aries that method 2 works

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад

      32:43 says otherwise

  • @ash-bob3398
    @ash-bob3398 4 года назад +1716

    Like, I know Cermet is weird shaped, but I feel like I never really appreciated how strange he was until this moment.

    • @Usikkert111
      @Usikkert111 4 года назад +117

      It’s like his body doesn’t allow him to sit normally. It’s in the way of itself

    • @MustangKDM
      @MustangKDM 4 года назад +39

      @@Usikkert111 Kermit is so annoying that he annoys himself lmao. Poor guy.

    • @madisonm8557
      @madisonm8557 4 года назад +67

      When he laid away from the camera and hid his head, he looked like a raw chicken

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 года назад +18

      Ash- Bob he looks like a gray turkey

    • @Saturn_Rising
      @Saturn_Rising 4 года назад +9

      imagine never being able to sit right. that's horrible

  • @hellokokoro4833
    @hellokokoro4833 4 года назад +1736

    It sounds like Simlish when Jenna reads it with such conviction; I totally lost it.

  • @Kiterpuss
    @Kiterpuss 4 года назад +1707

    Jenna: "MIsSionARy BosSitiOn"
    Also Jenna: Gimme a hint, idk

    • @Peachessxo
      @Peachessxo 4 года назад +87

      Kiterpuss repeats “I want you inside off me” 4 times before screaming it right 🤣

    • @Kiterpuss
      @Kiterpuss 4 года назад +81

      The difficulty she is having with every kinky card displays a distinct level of wholesome

    • @TheBinarySon
      @TheBinarySon 4 года назад +17

      I really don't think they have sex. Jenna seems like she's not into sex.

    • @darlyndinora1202
      @darlyndinora1202 4 года назад +27

      @@TheBinarySon WEIRDO

    • @ci115
      @ci115 4 года назад +27

      TheBinarySon I get that vibe too lmao but maybe they’re just super private about that world ya know?

  • @s.8137
    @s.8137 4 года назад +1062

    "Sit on my face"
    "We're just friends"
    So, they're French Witchpenovitz?

  • @roswellrobin
    @roswellrobin 4 года назад +2006

    When he whispered “micropenis” so clearly I immediately burst into cry laughter. Needed that today.

    • @MsSportychic11
      @MsSportychic11 4 года назад +15

      robinocity now imagine being at work in your cube

    • @HeidiSue60
      @HeidiSue60 4 года назад +8

      or in an elevator with a stranger Hahaha cuz that happened just now

    • @stkelsiej
      @stkelsiej 4 года назад +2

      I'm still crying. 😂🤣

    • @roswellrobin
      @roswellrobin 4 года назад +2

      Me I was!

    • @brittanymartinez8276
      @brittanymartinez8276 4 года назад +28

      49:24 (Saving for later)

  • @marysummer08
    @marysummer08 4 года назад +1957

    Ok I'm a Speech Pathologist - here's my two cents! so I believe the whispering works because it removes the "voicing" behind the words ( the use of your voice box-- i.e. you can't feel your throat vibrate) and a voiceless word has less inflection, making the meaning easier to infer. You can't repeat the same errors in emphasis if you're whispering. When Jenna repeats the same wrong inflection she gets confused. Removing that puts all the sounds on the same playing field.
    I found this very interesting. Thanks guys!

    • @DIVINITYSAID
      @DIVINITYSAID 4 года назад +10

      marysummer08 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @gaysara
      @gaysara 4 года назад +27

      Dope insight! Thanks!!!

    • @savannah8536
      @savannah8536 4 года назад +33

      That makes a lot of sense, thanks for sharing that!

    • @jonna0012
      @jonna0012 4 года назад +46

      When you're whispering you're pronouncing less (if that makes sense?), making the words "blurrier", so your brain fills in the gaps for you. Almost like when we see faces where there aren't any.

    • @heidibblum
      @heidibblum 4 года назад +8

      I've always played by just saying it very monotone, but whispering makes a lot of sense!

  • @jill5262
    @jill5262 4 года назад +544

    "what color does an old man have??"
    "I dont KNOW what color does he LIKE??"
    "IS NOT UP TO HIM"

  • @emmylou887
    @emmylou887 4 года назад +1516

    i feel like julien is good at this because this is the exact way his brain just works,
    incoherently

    • @alyssatorres5897
      @alyssatorres5897 4 года назад +4

      emma Lmfao! 😂 so true! His Aries brain is already jumbled! 😂

    • @Jackieb741
      @Jackieb741 4 года назад +10

      It's like him cooking, it starts out as a fucking mess with parts all over the place, but ends up fitting together

    • @JewWithABow
      @JewWithABow 2 года назад

      Yeah, as an Aries can confirm

  • @eliruane3863
    @eliruane3863 4 года назад +1555

    Julien: What color does a man have?
    Jenna: I dont know WHAT COLOR DOES HE LIKE

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Sammowrimo
      @Sammowrimo 4 года назад +14

      Hon So nature’s clothing up top 😂

  • @VyrewoIf
    @VyrewoIf 4 года назад +1696

    Ok but Jenna and Julien defending the fact that pansexual is a sexuality and not a kink is so sweet

    • @Maddie-wj7xg
      @Maddie-wj7xg 4 года назад +54

      WolfSword87 yeah as a pan girl myself i really appreciated that

    • @andreavillegas170
      @andreavillegas170 4 года назад +18

      WolfSword87 I completely respect you guys but I’m genuinely curious as to what pansexual really is can someone be kind enough to explain?

    • @VyrewoIf
      @VyrewoIf 4 года назад +54

      Andrea Villegas I’m not pansexual so anyone feel free to correct me, but I believe it’s feeling attraction to someone regardless of their gender. So when you’re attracted to someone their gender identity doesn’t play a role in whether you like them or not.

    • @Maddie-wj7xg
      @Maddie-wj7xg 4 года назад +25

      Andrea Villegas oh yeah for sure! it’s just when someone finds a person attractive regardless of gender. it’s different from bisexuality as it includes trans, non binary, ect. and not just cis male and female. hope this helped :)

    • @andreavillegas170
      @andreavillegas170 4 года назад +4

      Maddie okay thank you! That’s what I thought but I wasn’t sure

  • @smolboychief
    @smolboychief 4 года назад +2243

    The pain I feel watching Jenna struggle with this is equivalent to when Julien adds more flour to an already cracking dough

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 4 года назад +57

      THIS.
      THIS DESCRIBES IT PERFECTLY.

    • @emmabrigham4211
      @emmabrigham4211 4 года назад +18

      this is so accurate wth

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 года назад +14

      When someone you really care about struggles and you can't do nothing but just watch 😓

    • @jamiewilson2550
      @jamiewilson2550 4 года назад +1

      lol i would be the same way as jenna, im hooooorrriiibblle at this game -- but id kick alll ya asses in pictionary! ;o)

    • @TheSamkrox
      @TheSamkrox 4 года назад

      Which video was that?

  • @Victoriasm31
    @Victoriasm31 4 года назад +979

    When Jenna gets really into it, she sounds like an angry Dutch person.

    • @joakuz
      @joakuz 4 года назад +3

      Ray Ark 😂

    • @MagikarpPoop
      @MagikarpPoop 4 года назад +41

      as an angry dutch person, i can confirm

    • @YHIEEDC
      @YHIEEDC 4 года назад +15

      @@MagikarpPoop as a second angry dutch I concur

    • @YHIEEDC
      @YHIEEDC 4 года назад +15

      I swear some of these words actually are dutch when jenna says them lmaooo

  • @Juju081297
    @Juju081297 4 года назад +531

    julien: sit on my face
    Jenna: we’re just friends!

  • @EmmyGreatAndPowerful
    @EmmyGreatAndPowerful 4 года назад +2393

    whispering is the sound equivelent of squinting

    • @alfie4503
      @alfie4503 4 года назад +37

      This deserves way more likes omg

    • @dodgegr
      @dodgegr 4 года назад +4

      😳

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 4 года назад +12

      THIS IS 1000 IQ AND I LOVE IT

    • @polina-rs4lr
      @polina-rs4lr 4 года назад +1

      YES

    • @mial804
      @mial804 4 года назад

      This is the most accurate description ever

  • @allisonselman9175
    @allisonselman9175 4 года назад +517

    How quick Julien got “pansexual” and how quick Jenna was to ask why a sexuality is kinky made my little pan heart swell up. I am so so proud to be supporters of yours because you are so genuinely supportive and strive to be as educated as possible

    • @someoneontheinternet9583
      @someoneontheinternet9583 4 года назад

      Same

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 4 года назад +15

      They set such a good example of general respect towards all people TT

    • @skedaddlebaker
      @skedaddlebaker 4 года назад +5

      Most of the cards weren't kinky either.. The first one was missionary position.

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 года назад +3

      see i never thought about that being offensive to pansexuals 😭 i get how the game considered it “kinky,” but i see the issue in it now, im just a straight cisgender woman & i try my best to understand others around me so i dont offend. thats why i like watching them bc they bring clarity to a variety of things without even having a “sit down” to discuss it. they never scream their opinions or force it down people’s throats, they’re just open & are the most sweet & unproblematic people. bc some people tend to educate in an aggressive way, telling you you’re wrong or rude if you think ____ but jenna & julien indirectly teach people a lot & bring awareness to things. 😭💖

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 года назад +6

      Dee Baker i agree, a better title would’ve been “remotely sexual” 😂

  • @AnimalCollective3
    @AnimalCollective3 4 года назад +397

    This podcast has such best-friends at a sleepover energy

    • @elisabethm6297
      @elisabethm6297 4 года назад +22

      at 4am eating tostitos and drinking cokes while high school musical plays in the background

    • @Kay-rl9zw
      @Kay-rl9zw 4 года назад +5

      Lmao I didnt see that until now and its so funny

    • @orlyestrin8871
      @orlyestrin8871 4 года назад +12

      Funny you should say that, because that’s exactly what this is. Just two best friends (JUST friends) having a sleepover in their co owned home that they signed a totally platonic deed on together

    • @BirdieBirdieBirdie566
      @BirdieBirdieBirdie566 4 года назад +4

      Yeah guys they’re JUST friends

    • @maxgoingnnowhere7613
      @maxgoingnnowhere7613 4 года назад +1

      with their MEUndies onesies :))

  • @Mmc.879
    @Mmc.879 4 года назад +588

    "Butt Plug. I'm good at that one. Not, like, in real life. _ohmygod."_

  • @itslucymichele5085
    @itslucymichele5085 4 года назад +341

    The silver fox round had me legit crying. "When you're old what color's your vibe? Like nature's color up top."

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +4

      I was dying of dehydration because I ran out of tears 🤣

    • @karimecolettadominguez
      @karimecolettadominguez 4 года назад +3

      The Noobest Girl are you okay fam?

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 года назад +1

      That was the weirdest one ever 😂😂😂😂

    • @BrownEyedPrincess1
      @BrownEyedPrincess1 4 года назад +1

      Nature's color took me all the way out

    • @sweetness9356
      @sweetness9356 4 года назад +2

      This exactly. I had to put it on pause cos I couldn't see or hear it over myself. XD

  • @kahhhrahhh2478
    @kahhhrahhh2478 4 года назад +836

    I had a hard time listening to the directions of the game because when Kermit curls up like that with his face towards the green screen it looks like you have a old cooked turkey sitting on the desk between you.

    • @TheBeatlesToday
      @TheBeatlesToday 4 года назад +28

      When I first read this comment, I was like “nah, sounds like an exaggeration.” But once I actually got to that part of the video, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. 10/10 best comment of the day.

    • @rikristina
      @rikristina 4 года назад +3

      Kara B i’m crying

    • @katherinemruskovich525
      @katherinemruskovich525 4 года назад +1

      Kara B OMG

    • @ci115
      @ci115 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @savannah8536
      @savannah8536 4 года назад

      Did not see that the first time around but now I can't unsee it 😭😂😂

  • @kaybly529
    @kaybly529 4 года назад +854

    When Julian says an old attractive man and Jenna quickly says DILF n he just stops and looks at the camera 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamj3036
      @kamj3036 4 года назад +4

      Time stamp?

    • @gefen314
      @gefen314 4 года назад +13

      jim from the office style

    • @wiwi7_
      @wiwi7_ 4 года назад +5

      @@kamj3036 29:53

  • @tianarenee32
    @tianarenee32 4 года назад +917

    30:21
    juul in salami: “what color does an old man have?”
    jean maple: “I DUNNO WAT COLUR DUHZEE LIKE?!?”

    • @k.s4612
      @k.s4612 4 года назад +23

      Tiana Seastrunk i like the names

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 года назад +14

      Kira S im glad i could deliver 🙏🏽 heryougou

    • @spot16104
      @spot16104 4 года назад +25

      Tiana Seastrunk IT’S NOT UP TO HIM

    • @MabelJeanN
      @MabelJeanN 4 года назад +18

      Julen: “It’s natures clothing” Jenna: “WhAT?!” 😂😂😂

    • @alanajones5166
      @alanajones5166 4 года назад +25

      HE REALLY SAID WHAT COLOR IS THEIR VIBE! I fucking cant 😭😭

  • @eashopever2
    @eashopever2 4 года назад +298

    29:04-31:15 I CANT BREATHE. 😂😭
    “SELL FOR FUCKS!”
    “Sulfur color?!”
    “What color is their top?!”
    “Up there.” “UP WHERE?!”

    • @Ericksinrs
      @Ericksinrs 4 года назад +1

      EmilyVArgueta I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisaluna3892
      @lisaluna3892 4 года назад +8

      i could not stop laughing “I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOR DOES HE LIKE?” LMAOOOO

    • @kaitlini.7972
      @kaitlini.7972 4 года назад +1

      Best part of the video omg

  • @joseegiroux655
    @joseegiroux655 4 года назад +585

    Jenna is so close to getting the phrase every time to the point where she's basically saying it yet can never figure it out and it's literally the funniest shit ever

  • @random-miranda9205
    @random-miranda9205 4 года назад +699

    Julien: flavored condom. 😐 didn’t know I’d be saying that today
    Also Julien: WhEn ThE bOoTy JeWeLrY hItS!!!

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 4 года назад +749

    Jenna and Julien: we’re just friends.
    Julien draws next card and mutters “speaking of which”
    The next card: friends with benefits.

    • @genzdaddi
      @genzdaddi 4 года назад +30

      19:41 is the time stamp for anyone wondering!
      Also good pick up! Julien is a sly dog.

    • @jmfoster
      @jmfoster 4 года назад +4

      😏

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 4 года назад +459

    "iS tHaT yOuR fOoT? WoW! CaNnoT wAiT tO LiCk."
    -cermet

  • @catandnova
    @catandnova 4 года назад +405

    Kermit looks so uncomfortable on Marbles's bed. He'd look a lot more comfortable if he was also wearing a onesie from MeUndies

    • @colettelee-k2466
      @colettelee-k2466 4 года назад +32

      Did you just do Julien's segwey for him? Amazing

    • @jmjung9
      @jmjung9 4 года назад +1

      Colette Lee-K segue

  • @thekevkri
    @thekevkri 4 года назад +551

    30:20 Julian: "what color does an old man have?"
    Jenna: "I don't know what color does he like???!! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING"😂😂😂😂

    • @cbelyse
      @cbelyse 4 года назад

      k m I laughed so hard at that

    • @Angelface11
      @Angelface11 4 года назад

      Funniest thing ever

    • @billyclinton1885
      @billyclinton1885 4 года назад +3

      You know, up there

    • @bellamarielopez
      @bellamarielopez 4 года назад +1

      I’ve never laughed so hard

    • @npez4
      @npez4 4 года назад +2

      Omg I dunno why but this made me laugh even harder

  • @cyrusphoenix0289
    @cyrusphoenix0289 4 года назад +329

    "boping da the cherry" "stop yelling at me"

  • @ananchorpoint4489
    @ananchorpoint4489 4 года назад +309

    This was NOT the episode to watch on my lunch break at my new office job. It’s dead quiet in here and Jenna is just screaming “I want you inside hoff may!” and I just start cackling, forgetting where I am. I look up, red-faced from laughing so hard, and everyone in my row is staring at me. 😂

    • @laurenclark1904
      @laurenclark1904 4 года назад +4

      Ashley AnAnchorPoint headphones my dude

    • @ananchorpoint4489
      @ananchorpoint4489 4 года назад +21

      Lauren Jessie I was wearing headphones, but headphones don’t stifle my maniacal laughter. 😅

    • @PLuna-gf6sh
      @PLuna-gf6sh 4 года назад +2

      Ashley AnAnchorPoint lmao omg I watch them while working too 😂 it’s cool having you own cubicle, no one sees what you do lol

  • @immabigkidnow1
    @immabigkidnow1 4 года назад +382

    When jenna whispered “we’re just friends” after julien told her to sit on his face I was dyingggg

  • @alexwansss
    @alexwansss 4 года назад +363

    I thought "Missionary Position" is "My hairy ball's itchin' " and the thought of that makes me gag hahahahhaa

    • @alexistourville3819
      @alexistourville3819 4 года назад +6

      I thought it was missionary balls itching!

    • @megs9471
      @megs9471 3 года назад

      oh my god me too!!! 😂😂😂 i was dying

  • @shawnlansing4746
    @shawnlansing4746 4 года назад +511

    Jenna: “Butt plug. I’m good at that one”

  • @SummerAngelKinz
    @SummerAngelKinz 4 года назад +467

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jenna: MiSsiOnArY BoSsiTiOn!!

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 года назад +2

      ѕυммerαɴɢelĸιɴz♡ “starter position” had me laughing so hard

  • @oliveraddison6143
    @oliveraddison6143 4 года назад +396

    “why is that kinky? why is a sexuality kinky” I LOVE YOU JENNA

  • @japansace
    @japansace 4 года назад +3034

    Jenna reads these cards like her first language is Chinese.

    • @aleahlund123
      @aleahlund123 4 года назад +31

      Yes I was thinking that!!! 🤣

    • @annabellehodson7747
      @annabellehodson7747 4 года назад +9

      Omfg I agree

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 4 года назад +6

      Yooooo, you read minds?

    • @japansace
      @japansace 4 года назад +22

      @@xTishxBaybeex Way to go, Pedantic Penny. But yeah, I meant Mandarin or Cantonese.

    • @angelaliu4400
      @angelaliu4400 4 года назад +6

      @@xTishxBaybeex um do you mean like chinese itself isnt a language? Meaning mandarin or cantonese or china doesnt have a language?

  • @alliedarky
    @alliedarky 4 года назад +304

    I was crying laughing at “I want you inside me” because she just kept saying it basically perfectly but wasn’t getting it

  • @andrearupe8094
    @andrearupe8094 4 года назад +175

    49:25 probably the best thing Ive ever seen the comedic timing was amAZING

  • @stephaniereiser3387
    @stephaniereiser3387 4 года назад +409

    I’m so fristerated but also watching Jenna scream “popping the cherry!” In a Rasta accent is making me cry

  • @appulsprite
    @appulsprite 4 года назад +321

    sometimes they hold the card so perfectly in line with thw camera that it disappears. and then it looks like they're just dissing each others fistbumps 29:10

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +5

      Lol underrated comment

    • @samc2
      @samc2 4 года назад +14

      It's not that it's perfectly in line, it's because the green colour from the green screen reflects on the shiny card so it blends in with the background

    • @palymartinez5663
      @palymartinez5663 4 года назад +3

      appulsprite I’m crying

    • @Zadinka8
      @Zadinka8 4 года назад +3

      I'm dying laughing because of this comment! hahahahaahahah

    • @MissAlanieous
      @MissAlanieous 4 года назад +2

      appulsprite omfg yessss

  • @elizabethitule9190
    @elizabethitule9190 4 года назад +707

    Julien whispering “call me daddy” and then immediately telling Jenna not to as she started calling him various fatherly terms 😂

    • @ams7510
      @ams7510 4 года назад +35

      Elizabeth Itule nunchuck master daddy be like😮

    • @Auggs45
      @Auggs45 4 года назад +1

      I READ THIS RIGHT AS HE WAS READING IT

    • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
      @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 года назад +14

      What's the time stamp?
      Edit: Okay i got it it's about 53:00 or sth

    • @savannahwilliams1538
      @savannahwilliams1538 4 года назад

      sara blockree I DO THAT ALK THE TIME!!

  • @marlasue83
    @marlasue83 4 года назад +355

    JULEN: "HI LIE KIT A RUFF."
    JENNA: NODDING EXCITEDLY.
    JULEN:"I LIKE IT ROUGH!!"
    JENNA: "YEEAAAAHHH"

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 года назад +12

      Marla sue They 10,0000% got freaky after this lmao

    • @marlasue83
      @marlasue83 4 года назад +3

      @@Kat-qr7hv I dont at all doubt that haa

    • @nachobabe1344
      @nachobabe1344 4 года назад +32

      @@Kat-qr7hv Y'all are nasty and ya need jesus!

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 года назад +6

      Nacho Babe it’s not our fault we can read the sexual chemistry between two consenting adults!!

    • @stevenhernandez5830
      @stevenhernandez5830 4 года назад +31

      @@Kat-qr7hv they're just really good friends

  • @mothma_am
    @mothma_am 4 года назад +259

    this gives me energy of a middle school girl's sleepover where everyone's talking about what they overheard some teenagers saying but they need to whisper so her mom doesnt hear them

  • @cass9609
    @cass9609 4 года назад +291

    in case y’all couldn’t find it the “ki wan chew en site off may “ is at 21:34 your welcome

  • @Ashley-vg8fv
    @Ashley-vg8fv 4 года назад +311

    The one dislike is Marbles, mad that he's not up there

  • @SuperTerrortoast
    @SuperTerrortoast 4 года назад +263

    Jenna: "BOP INK DUTCH HARRY!!"
    Julien: "Stop yelling at me please!" ^^

  • @shannon2182
    @shannon2182 4 года назад +310

    I'M CRYING AT JULIEN SUFFERING THROUGH "I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME" 😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂

    • @ashleymm8037
      @ashleymm8037 3 года назад

      How is it suffering? 🤔🤣

  • @Estelahojas8920
    @Estelahojas8920 4 года назад +213

    “When the Booty jewelry hits” 😭😭😭😭😭 I was dying

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 года назад

      Same 🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @vickimacable
    @vickimacable 4 года назад +454

    The look that Julien gave the camera after Jenna said “a DILF?” made me cackle 😂

  • @kindlykallee9100
    @kindlykallee9100 4 года назад +205

    As a first grade teacher who reads phonetically spelled writing quite literally every day, I feel like I would have an unfair advantage at this.

  • @dorianyohanny3216
    @dorianyohanny3216 4 года назад +385

    Word: butt plug
    Jenna: I’m good at that one.. Not like in real life. Oh my god!

  • @loganstark7734
    @loganstark7734 4 года назад +289

    julien: *never tries to look or cheat on purpose*
    jenna, every time: DONT LOOK. STOP CHEATING.

  • @TheSeanAndJamesShow
    @TheSeanAndJamesShow 4 года назад +425

    This game is basically what having dyslexia is like

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 года назад +4

      Sean so do you think my dyslexic husband would be good at this game 🤔

    • @LucyDawg
      @LucyDawg 4 года назад +4

      I have dyslexia and I’m still confused

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +2

      Fuck. That was too real

    • @baileynishay
      @baileynishay 2 года назад +1

      I have dyslexia and I was amazing at this 😂😂

  • @HyacinthArmor
    @HyacinthArmor 4 года назад +320

    Julian: "When the booty jewelry hits..."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @maryroseleivas8236
    @maryroseleivas8236 4 года назад +580

    Nasty Boi: don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

    • @Peachessxo
      @Peachessxo 4 года назад +1

      Maryrose Leivas lmaoooo love that

    • @ebetg4191
      @ebetg4191 4 года назад +1

      spot on lmao

    • @maryroseleivas8236
      @maryroseleivas8236 4 года назад +3

      I know I’m not the only tiktok obsessed beech

  • @Supersketch88
    @Supersketch88 4 года назад +221

    8:01 Julien is holding the card so straight that it looks like he isn't holding anything

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 года назад +5

      i was looking for this comment, thank you

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 года назад +16

      also jenna at 15:57 was a good one too

    • @penguins8426
      @penguins8426 4 года назад +2

      Leyla_K I’m screaming so hard I didnt think Id see a comment likw this it made my night

    • @caitlynphilbrick8073
      @caitlynphilbrick8073 3 года назад +1

      This tripped me out a lil bit

  • @luhole
    @luhole 4 года назад +190

    The *whole* silver fox section had me crying with laughter.

    • @MsSportychic11
      @MsSportychic11 4 года назад +1

      luhole saaaaame I love me a silver fox too

  • @NathymG
    @NathymG 4 года назад +162

    Don't mind me, just making timestamps of my favorite moments:
    10:12
    14:10
    19:10
    22:00
    29:03
    31:45
    32:08
    34:12
    40:22
    43:23
    49:20
    51:44
    53:12

    • @katecollins2471
      @katecollins2471 4 года назад +5

      Nathy mG 22:00 KILLS ME

    • @dee...
      @dee... 4 года назад +1

      Donkey style. 😂

    • @NathymG
      @NathymG 4 года назад +2

      Kate Murphy Collins I know right?! I think it’s the combination of Jenna saying “I want you inside of me” with a weird accent/different intonations and the fact that she says it so perfectly but still is clueless of the phrase that makes that moment so funny!

    • @jamiehaskellyarn
      @jamiehaskellyarn 4 года назад +1

      Thank you!!! I was looking for something like this

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 4 года назад

      Yo you have way too much time on your hands

  • @averywishnefsky4682
    @averywishnefsky4682 4 года назад +140

    Jenna “What’s a old hot dude?”
    Jenna “a DILF?”
    😂💀😂💀😂💀

  • @katherineschmidt7639
    @katherineschmidt7639 4 года назад +269

    Me screaming into the computer: JENNA IT'S SILVER FOX SILVER FOX DAMMIT

    • @alitasdepollo2752
      @alitasdepollo2752 4 года назад +3

      Katherine Schmidt
      Jenna: "I don't know, what colour do they like??!"
      Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @annabagel01
      @annabagel01 4 года назад +1

      It's nature's clothing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NotKaay
      @NotKaay 4 года назад +1

      Honestly so frustrating I was gonna cry

  • @maxheimbach9605
    @maxheimbach9605 4 года назад +434

    This just turned into the “Jenna Julien ASMR Podcast, Being Nasty” episode

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 года назад +2

      Chill Vibes he’s gone to recharge his batteries

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 года назад +2

      @@ShadowSailor I couldn't remember you for a sec and I felt so famous 😂

  • @Irvingstark
    @Irvingstark 4 года назад +98

    Julien whispers: talk dirty to me.
    My mind: 🎼🎺🎷🎺🎺🎷🎺

  • @MR-nt1bd
    @MR-nt1bd 4 года назад +577

    Why did I think “friends with benefits” was “forensic evidence” lmaoo😭

  • @aposapiens
    @aposapiens 4 года назад +153

    You could tell Julien was genuinely trying to say “Good boy” to Kermit but it came out sarcastic because he’s not used to complimenting that dog 😂

  • @Mmc.879
    @Mmc.879 4 года назад +218

    Jenna: *_"Come for it."_*
    Julien: "Stop saying,, _ss-- stop saying that,," >//

  • @static2735
    @static2735 4 года назад +172

    current mood: kermit being gently rotated on the table like a chicken in the microwave

    • @kyr-toolhouse
      @kyr-toolhouse 4 года назад +4

      This comment made me sharply exhale from my nose.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 года назад +7

      do not microwave your cermet
      will not graow

    • @katelyntaylor02
      @katelyntaylor02 4 года назад +6

      Rotisserie cermet

  • @mariatomlinson3341
    @mariatomlinson3341 4 года назад +211

    Julien:“another kink?”
    Jenna: “yeah”
    Julien: “ok pop culture”
    What?😂😂

  • @MadamMistoffelees
    @MadamMistoffelees 4 года назад +55

    I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT THIS ON AS BACKGROUND NOISE WHILE I TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP! I‘M LAUGH CRYING 😂

  • @jc-sk9zw
    @jc-sk9zw 4 года назад +184

    30:20 julen: "what color does an old man have?"
    jenna: "idk what color does he like?"
    hahahahahha jenna is too pure for this game

  • @rudy_sensei7803
    @rudy_sensei7803 4 года назад +235

    one day I want Jenna to just casually do a segway into and ad and catch julien completely off card when she goes into a full blown ad

  • @katelyntaylor02
    @katelyntaylor02 4 года назад +117

    In this video Kermit is
    Rotisserie cermet™️

  • @serotonin-ip5uq
    @serotonin-ip5uq 4 года назад +317

    “friends with benefits” sounded like forensic evidence

  • @Abbyabee
    @Abbyabee 4 года назад +134

    worst part of the video is when Jenna moves Kermit’s bed and then he gets up and then Julien calls him a nuisance. #JusticeforCermet

    • @DaxG-qp3jf
      @DaxG-qp3jf 4 года назад +7

      Julien just salty cuz cermet is the reason theyre just friends

  • @IndianaJonas96
    @IndianaJonas96 4 года назад +87

    "Say it faster" works for Aries Julien, because you have to say it so fast that you sacrifice pronunciation, which allows you to hear something other than what you're saying. Jenna, being the virgo she is, is physically incapable of saying it fast enough because she cannot sacrifice pronunciation. 😂😂 but the whispering lets her say it right, whilst lowering the volume enough that you cant hear the exact syllables

  • @noneofyourbeezwax7284
    @noneofyourbeezwax7284 4 года назад +148

    Laughed SO HARD actually OUT LOUD when sweet innocent Jenna announces “I’m good at that one!” 😂

  • @podxol
    @podxol 4 года назад +153

    I need to hear an entire podcast with them trading insults and gossiping about kermit in their cermet voices.

    • @Joooooeeeeee3
      @Joooooeeeeee3 4 года назад +5

      Nicole Saslow BLOW THIS UP PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOTH YOUR LIVES. We must hear moure about an nasti cermeit

  • @Rcj12
    @Rcj12 4 года назад +63

    18:55 when jenna realizes the card says sit on my face lmao

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t notice until now 😂

  • @sierra1540
    @sierra1540 4 года назад +105

    The best part of this podcast was figuring it out before Jenna and then listening to her say something raunchy with different tones 10 more times lmfao

  • @edannaeldur5234
    @edannaeldur5234 4 года назад +204

    My theory: the whispering works because they're not putting emphasis on the wrong syllables.

  • @Itstenten8
    @Itstenten8 4 года назад +134

    “When you’re old, what color is your vibe?” Is such a deep question 😂

  • @shayezeman2695
    @shayezeman2695 4 года назад +150

    When you start the video and see Kermit and not Marble on the table:
    "𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝟭𝟬 𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹𝘀"

  • @laneyn1961
    @laneyn1961 4 года назад +568

    kermit instead of marbles on the table is so cursed

    • @siyapaliwal8662
      @siyapaliwal8662 4 года назад +7

      I want to like this comment but its at 69 likes

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 4 года назад +7

      @@siyapaliwal8662 it's safe to like now, it's at 80

    • @siyapaliwal8662
      @siyapaliwal8662 4 года назад +5

      @@dangernoodle9961 thank you

    • @elisabethm6297
      @elisabethm6297 4 года назад +1

      its literally making me uncomfortable

  • @yeaokaysure
    @yeaokaysure 4 года назад +60

    Officially calling my hair “NATURE’S CLOTHING. UP TOP!”

  • @awaitingdisaster17
    @awaitingdisaster17 4 года назад +155

    Julien "Didn't think I'd be saying that today."
    Literally the whole podcast.

  • @5my9other93half
    @5my9other93half 4 года назад +197

    Jenna really went from "I'm bad at this game!" to "I hacked this game" over the course of 30 minutes. True queen.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 года назад

      I wrote almost exactly the same thing, my homegirl 🙌

  • @deluxenonsense4304
    @deluxenonsense4304 4 года назад +41

    30:01 when Julien looks directly at the camera I DIED

  • @DreamsInWild
    @DreamsInWild 4 года назад +189

    "Why is that kinky? Why is a sexuality kinky?" THANK YOU JENNA!!! I super appreciate you saying that ❤️

  • @Dink_13
    @Dink_13 4 года назад +91

    I’ve never laughed so hard. THIS podcast is *chef’s kiss*

  • @sarahzenn8201
    @sarahzenn8201 4 года назад +37

    Jenna:"I'm calling the police"
    I laughed so loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gaysara
    @gaysara 4 года назад +414

    "Tree sum"
    Me: "Treason!"
    Actual answer: "Threesome"
    My mind truly isn't cut out for this

  • @user-bi8lk5qv6y
    @user-bi8lk5qv6y 4 года назад +201

    Someone do something with julien yelling “I LIKE IT ROUGH”

  • @Beckyleee
    @Beckyleee 4 года назад +62

    This was THE most hilarious podcast y’all have ever done 😂😂😂 I mean they’re all great but I’m crying 😭😂😭😂

  • @peachypurrfect2955
    @peachypurrfect2955 4 года назад +129

    30:00 That face Julien made when Jenna said DILF
    Boi, you're not on the office, stop looking into the camera like that