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    Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @GwenAnatolia
    @GwenAnatolia 7 лет назад +5421

    I'm still processing how casually Jenna mentioned that a one-handed man on her street with an Iranian wife taught her how to play basketball

  • @mayorofloserville1854
    @mayorofloserville1854 5 лет назад +2246

    “What is my birthstone?”
    “We just answered that. Virgo.”
    I hope to someday have Julien levels of confidence

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 2 года назад +2

      @Tianna Elizalde having perfect comedic timing is an Aries thing ;)

  • @cbear0323
    @cbear0323 6 лет назад +724

    Deby is HILARIOUS. “Why are eggs my favorite?”“... they’re round?”

    • @Uyhn26
      @Uyhn26 4 года назад +7

      DEBY!!! HELL YEAH!!

    • @calebfroese7105
      @calebfroese7105 4 года назад +1

      Deby squad!!!

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 2 года назад +1

      Well, technically, Deby's not wrong. Depending on what angle you're looking at the egg from, it could be round or oval...

  • @JRCody-ds3ec
    @JRCody-ds3ec 5 лет назад +2917

    Honestly I stan the one handed man with the Iranian wife who taught Jenna how to play basketball

    • @giz749
      @giz749 4 года назад +55

      i stan the one handed man who told jenna to punch the ball with the other hand

    • @gracielou4229
      @gracielou4229 4 года назад +1

      Crying Death same 😙✌️

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 года назад +5

      I want to see this all in action

    • @NachoTimelord
      @NachoTimelord 3 года назад +8

      This story never fails to make me cry on the floor laughing hahaha 😂

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 2 года назад

      Baskaball 😂

  • @ellagilpatrick425
    @ellagilpatrick425 6 лет назад +2655

    Jenna - what's my favorite food
    Debby - Eggs
    Jenna - why eggs
    Debby - because there round

  • @tanisweber5430
    @tanisweber5430 6 лет назад +1677

    Jenna: "Name a song I know ALL the lyrics to."
    Julien: "Be Our Guest.."
    Debbie: "..Happy Birthday."
    I'm done. Damn it Debbie!!!

  • @maario210
    @maario210 7 лет назад +1723

    I'm rewatching this and when Jenna asked "What is my astrological sign", all I could hear in my mind is Jenna saying, "OH MY GOD I'M A VIRGO"

  • @darkstar2874
    @darkstar2874 4 года назад +1064

    Deby and Jenna’s dynamic reminds me of my family. Made for a fun podcast.
    “You had an ant named jake.”
    “HER NAME WAS ANITA.”

  • @juliedoria451
    @juliedoria451 6 лет назад +2425

    When Jenna asked what her sign is and Julien had a hard time remembering I lost it because she yells it at him in basically every episode now.

  • @brookehagan5617
    @brookehagan5617 7 лет назад +1362

    It still kills me about how quickly and confidently the Debbie machine gave her answers like jake and eggs like I can't.

    • @corinnejohnson538
      @corinnejohnson538 6 лет назад +32

      Brooke Hagan *Deby

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 лет назад +1

      @@corinnejohnson538 no, it's Debbie

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 лет назад +7

      Wait, I just got got. F you julien

    • @aubreydink6350
      @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +3

      a can of beans You did in fact get got my fren. i’m sorry. praise be to Deby

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 лет назад

      @@aubreydink6350 BTW love your pfp

  • @casey_lee9804
    @casey_lee9804 7 лет назад +1172

    "No, no mom. Why are eggs my favorite food , not why are eggs eggs?"

  • @tunaaydogdu8741
    @tunaaydogdu8741 5 лет назад +823

    You know how people say "girls marry people like their dads" well jenna's dating her mother.

    • @dominicdoherty7208
      @dominicdoherty7208 4 года назад +5

      No one says that, no body has ever said that.

    • @tunaaydogdu8741
      @tunaaydogdu8741 4 года назад +68

      @@dominicdoherty7208 i meant "marry people similar to their dad" idk i guess i thought everyone would understand what i meant but like looking at it now, i feel like i find a pretty weird way to say that hahahaha

    • @darklove3792
      @darklove3792 4 года назад +83

      @@dominicdoherty7208 Actually, it's a common phrase among southern people

    • @dominicdoherty7208
      @dominicdoherty7208 4 года назад +3

      @@darklove3792 real shit or is that a joke?

    • @darklove3792
      @darklove3792 4 года назад +58

      @@dominicdoherty7208 Like it's a real saying. They don't ACTUALLY marry their dads lol but it's common that when a girl has a loving father, she try to find someone who acts like him. That's why it's so important for men to stay in their daughter's lives 😊

  • @kaileegarcia612
    @kaileegarcia612 7 лет назад +467

    "Eggs"
    "Why?"
    "They're round..."
    I'm dying!

  • @heatherm6238
    @heatherm6238 6 лет назад +109

    "What is my Master's degree in?" -Jenna
    "Fuck." -Julien
    "I don't think that's it." -Deby machine
    DEAD.

  • @awkwardlittlewhale
    @awkwardlittlewhale 6 лет назад +900

    her favorite food is GARBAGE PLATES

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 5 лет назад +2

      That was my second thought. First thought was melted cheese on a paper plate lol!!

    • @JordanGeter
      @JordanGeter 5 лет назад +1

      I LITERALLY SAID GARBAGE PLATE

    • @Qrengee
      @Qrengee 5 лет назад

      i was thinking the same

    • @alexandralira8403
      @alexandralira8403 5 лет назад

      Tahs what I though

    • @evem2947
      @evem2947 5 лет назад +2

      It's soup

  • @Brizee4779
    @Brizee4779 4 года назад +293

    “What’s my favorite game?”
    Me- “elder scrolls!”
    Julen- “knockout”
    😂 had me dying

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 года назад +5

      Brianne Stendardo debbie: that game where you get an h if you get a basket

  • @user03338
    @user03338 6 лет назад +1673

    Is it just me or does deby look like a character from bobs burgers

  • @hopeblair9936
    @hopeblair9936 7 лет назад +233

    This whole podcast was just Julien and Deby fucking with Jenna

  • @EllIeAB
    @EllIeAB 7 лет назад +2663

    Tie your hair into different sized braids and use the ends to do your makeup

    • @chloelyd7934
      @chloelyd7934 7 лет назад +15

      Elisabeth Bolt THATS GENIUS

    • @nataliegarcia4348
      @nataliegarcia4348 7 лет назад +10

      Elisabeth Bolt she needs to see this

    • @kassiimichelle
      @kassiimichelle 7 лет назад +3

      Elisabeth Bolt HEEELLLL YEAHHH

    • @halesmaree
      @halesmaree 7 лет назад

      PLEASE

    • @ashkris712
      @ashkris712 7 лет назад +13

      This is actually a brilliant idea. seriously, she needs to do this

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 5 лет назад +438

    'Married to Shaheen...she was Iranian, he had one hand - they taught me how to play basketball!' ICONIC

  • @katieh.2503
    @katieh.2503 7 лет назад +396

    "You had an ant named Jake." OMG ☠️⚰️😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @almas4727
      @almas4727 7 лет назад +18

      Kaitlin Marie Hubbard THERE WAS NO JAKE 😂

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 7 лет назад

      But it was funny.

  • @ZephyrHeartz
    @ZephyrHeartz 7 лет назад +654

    Jenna: "what is my favorite constellation of stars?"
    Julien: "Cassiopeia"
    Debby: "relish"
    I'm dead

  • @brooklynframp4783
    @brooklynframp4783 7 лет назад +570

    Jenna: what is my birthstone ?
    Julien: Virgo.
    Me: Julien, u did not.

  • @danistine765
    @danistine765 5 лет назад +275

    Julien and Debbie understand each other in the fuckiest way imaginable. I love family❤️

  • @sophiesart2296
    @sophiesart2296 7 лет назад +1465

    You guys should play a game called Don't get me started. You give someone a topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it. I think you'd be good at it. Dink.

  • @yourmomdoes9838
    @yourmomdoes9838 7 лет назад +345

    10:17 The moment you realize that Jenna's troll gene 100% comes from her mom. And also how much Deby loves Julien to throw a comp on Mother's Day...while both low-key trolling Jenna. best. podcast.ever.

  • @fatsajak
    @fatsajak 7 лет назад +302

    "let me tell you a story about your daughter and eggs..." 😂

  • @adaflorescu3443
    @adaflorescu3443 5 лет назад +894

    The Debbie Machine is unstoppable

    • @mimitheoni
      @mimitheoni 5 лет назад +46

      *Deby

    • @aubreydink6350
      @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +15

      Ya it’s spelled Deby

    • @austinhellinator
      @austinhellinator 5 лет назад +12

      pretty sure its deby

    • @sky8884
      @sky8884 5 лет назад +2

      Maya Gindlesperger in the title it’s Debbie

    • @sky8884
      @sky8884 5 лет назад

      austin man it’s Debbie

  • @MissGrace4
    @MissGrace4 7 лет назад +666

    "I don't know what would stop you..."
    "Honestly...the Law"
    😂😂

  • @maevef9097
    @maevef9097 7 лет назад +272

    Jenna: I'M MICRO CHIPPED???!!
    Deby: You didn't know?
    ME: SOMEBODY GET A SHOVEL AND BURY MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackwatson5531
    @jackwatson5531 7 лет назад +504

    Jenna - Name a song that I knows all the words to
    Debbie Machine - HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Me - Dying

    • @aubreydink6350
      @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +4

      It’s spelled Deby

    • @IWest-ur5pn
      @IWest-ur5pn 5 лет назад +6

      aubreydink but it’s spelled “Debbie” in the title of this video

    • @aubreydink6350
      @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +4

      I. West nonono i’m pretty sure it spelled d e b y

    • @IWest-ur5pn
      @IWest-ur5pn 5 лет назад

      aubreydink oh okay, idk I guess

    • @Saroky
      @Saroky 5 лет назад +2

      54:57 in the video :] @@IWest-ur5pn

  • @amymclaren5741
    @amymclaren5741 4 года назад +157

    "I gave it to her when she was a baby she still hasn't seen it" god I love the debbie machine

  • @jordanhooks7575
    @jordanhooks7575 6 лет назад +689

    Why did Deb treat this entire podcast like it was an ASMR video

    • @alyssaaurora481
      @alyssaaurora481 5 лет назад +12

      Jordan hooks someone needs to take every clip of Debbie’s wonderful asmr from all the podcasts and videos and clip them together

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 6 месяцев назад

      Gdi I wish I had seen this 6 years ago because this is the most perfect idea for a podcast (the Debbie machine in an asmr podcast) and now Jenna's off the internet and we'll never get to see this ICONIC idea now 😢

  • @suealexwright2974
    @suealexwright2974 7 лет назад +1587

    "What is my favorite constellation?" "Relish." oh my god 😂

    • @caitieguttry
      @caitieguttry 7 лет назад +10

      SueAlex Wright I cried

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 7 лет назад +15

      Julien is so prepared for all the trolling, but even he cant deal with "relish" 😂

    • @kdyounger1
      @kdyounger1 6 лет назад +1

      SueAlex Wright riiight?! Im dying over here!

    • @Cuteilation
      @Cuteilation 5 лет назад +1

      Deby's so funny XDD

  • @amandaschneider4651
    @amandaschneider4651 7 лет назад +303

    The Debbie machine is literally exactly how Jenna is going to be when she gets older. Such a troll. 😂😂😂😂

  • @MeganR9156
    @MeganR9156 5 лет назад +196

    “ OK Am I going to be embarrassed?”
    “Idk, do I care?”
    I can’t😂😂😂😂

  • @ScarfeeEdits
    @ScarfeeEdits 7 лет назад +1623

    Deby is the quin of troling

  • @rachel_emelee
    @rachel_emelee 7 лет назад +1700

    Julien's segways literally just keep getting better and better

    • @daniellelaplune8050
      @daniellelaplune8050 7 лет назад +31

      Rachel Jones that tattoo one came out of NO WHERE

    • @selizabethcameron
      @selizabethcameron 7 лет назад +109

      A segue is a transition, a segway is what Paul Blart drives
      sry

    • @meowda2943
      @meowda2943 7 лет назад +14

      accurate description of segways...

    • @7e8dn3id
      @7e8dn3id 7 лет назад +9

      Sarah Cameron fuckin spelling police are fuckin annoying

    • @selizabethcameron
      @selizabethcameron 7 лет назад +20

      The Emotions of My Guitar cry me a fuckin river

  • @lizavasilyeva8894
    @lizavasilyeva8894 6 лет назад +775

    Podcast with Jenna’s brother would complete my life

  • @megsullivan3201
    @megsullivan3201 3 года назад +150

    I'm rewatching all of the old podcasts and it amazes me that just 3.5 years ago Julien hesitated when saying Jenna's astrological sign and now they are the iconic Virgo and Aries duo

  • @user-js5yv7gd7l
    @user-js5yv7gd7l 7 лет назад +487

    DEBY and Julien. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait...

  • @kealiabigale
    @kealiabigale 7 лет назад +349

    I can't fucking get over "she was Iranian and he had one hand!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattea4322
    @mattea4322 6 лет назад +530

    "What's the september birthday diamond?"
    "Egg. Well, they're round."
    "Kermit Washington Lincoln"
    Top 3 best moments. I was dying throughout the whole thing 😂

    • @runaaa___
      @runaaa___ 6 лет назад +5

      Mattea Joy I know this is 6 months old but Relish was up there man 😂

    • @taffyvago
      @taffyvago 4 года назад +1

      September diamond

  • @SkylerAdriel
    @SkylerAdriel 2 года назад +34

    I just lost my Mom a few months back to cancer and rewatching these episodes are literally the only thing getting me to genuinely laugh and smile at the moment. So thankful this stuff is still up, thank you. Everyone out there give your Mom a giant hug or call your mom today if you can.

    • @ricecake3215
      @ricecake3215 Год назад +2

      I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing alright. It sounds like you had a wonderful mom 💓

    • @giuliacacciatore4765
      @giuliacacciatore4765 Год назад +2

      i hope you’re doing ok sending love always

    • @SkylerAdriel
      @SkylerAdriel Год назад +1

      @@giuliacacciatore4765 Aww this is so kind! I'm doing pretty well! There are definitely ups and downs even still after a year, but doing good! Thank you for your kind words!

  • @conef2557
    @conef2557 7 лет назад +628

    I love the relationship between Julien and the Debble. dink dink

  • @lexicretacci6173
    @lexicretacci6173 7 лет назад +719

    i saw deby wearing a puma jacket and waffsicle pin so i bought a puma jacket and waffsicle pin

  • @brittanynorman4055
    @brittanynorman4055 7 лет назад +345

    drinking game: take a shot every time julien breathes intensely into the mic 🍺🍺🍺🍺

    • @stanleyt2960
      @stanleyt2960 7 лет назад +10

      Britt Norman and dead.

    • @lochristopher358
      @lochristopher358 7 лет назад +6

      tiffany stevens just like mr.marbles

    • @stanleyt2960
      @stanleyt2960 7 лет назад +7

      Lo Christopher omfg I just spit my drink everywhere. poor marbles. he's only half dead at this point. 😂😂😂

    • @hannabowen2900
      @hannabowen2900 7 лет назад

      Brittany Norman I

    • @aidenthorpe3933
      @aidenthorpe3933 7 лет назад

      Brittany Norman i anrleady diej tath

  • @16Jenni10
    @16Jenni10 5 лет назад +161

    I love how the Debbie machine is such a troll always on their podcast lol

  • @Amanda-ly5cn
    @Amanda-ly5cn 7 лет назад +309

    Any amount of time with the Machine is great but 55 minutes is an actual blessing.

  • @windyventure
    @windyventure 6 лет назад +1009

    When you get more points at Jenna trivia than them both ...

  • @lauradora3268
    @lauradora3268 7 лет назад +161

    "wait, i'm micro chipped?!" "yeah, you're a special type of human" Jenna your mum is brilliant. I want to see more of her!!!!!

  • @Screaminglemon631
    @Screaminglemon631 5 лет назад +344

    52:26 im drunk. I pissed myself laughing at this story. I had to waddle past my mother to the bathroom in piss soaked shorts because of this. Im 21 years old and i pissed myself in bed. i am so ashammed. Thanks jenna.

    • @Vesperx_
      @Vesperx_ 4 года назад +16

      you can say, jenna made your pants wet 👀

    • @wisty223
      @wisty223 4 года назад +5

      degenerate

    • @Screaminglemon631
      @Screaminglemon631 4 года назад +22

      @@wisty223 truly informative, thank you

    • @MeganClarkMusic
      @MeganClarkMusic 4 года назад +5

      i think 12:05 in ruclips.net/video/ONRTzWy26Ko/видео.html this video is what she saw hahahaha

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 3 года назад +3

      Don't be :D also I hope you're doing good!

  • @robertoXCX
    @robertoXCX 6 лет назад +479

    When you know her brothers gerbils name was Climb you know you've been watching for many years

    • @khayawoodward4481
      @khayawoodward4481 5 лет назад +9

      Or just binge her videos periodically lol

    • @abigailstone823
      @abigailstone823 5 лет назад +5

      I read this as "her gerbil's brother's name" which made it much funnier.

  • @dianaq4713
    @dianaq4713 7 лет назад +145

    *whispers* "They're round..." LMAO I DIEDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @terra7incognita
    @terra7incognita 7 лет назад +332

    The Debbie Machine is just exactly where Jenna gets her troll genes from🤣🤣

  • @terry2843
    @terry2843 4 года назад +49

    Debbie: “i expect to kick tour ass
    Also Debbie: “Throws the ENTIRE game”😂😂

  • @lindsaylele
    @lindsaylele 7 лет назад +303

    HOW DID THEY NOT GET ELDER SCROLLS?!

  • @michellerae_
    @michellerae_ 7 лет назад +203

    Debbie the Troll came out to play 😂

    • @happie.maddie
      @happie.maddie 7 лет назад +9

      deby

    • @jessicamorrison3762
      @jessicamorrison3762 7 лет назад +4

      Michelle Newitt it's spelled Deby

    • @wooltattoo
      @wooltattoo 7 лет назад +19

      Do you mean Deby?

    • @Bri-ug2fz
      @Bri-ug2fz 7 лет назад +5

      Michelle Newitt Deby not Debbie

    • @lythadora
      @lythadora 7 лет назад +7

      Deby** I hate these fake fans who don't know how to spell

  • @alexandrasutika3190
    @alexandrasutika3190 7 лет назад +395

    GOD JULIEN, EVEN I KNOW HER FAVORITE GAME IS ELDER SCROLLS!!!

    • @Jackieb741
      @Jackieb741 7 лет назад +7

      Alexandra Sutika pretty sure most of the dink fam does 😂

    • @kalekain3521
      @kalekain3521 7 лет назад +7

      Alexandra Sutika She should have clarified it by putting video in front of game. They were thinking traditional games.

    • @iEdgy
      @iEdgy 7 лет назад

      Tis true, KaleKain! Though, I said Skyrim.. Pretty close. xD

  • @yaya-xr2vu
    @yaya-xr2vu 5 лет назад +59

    Jenna - “name a song I know all the words to”
    Debbie - “uhh Happy Birthday”

  • @shaunamariexo
    @shaunamariexo 7 лет назад +512

    Virgo the birthstone

    • @shaunamariexo
      @shaunamariexo 7 лет назад +8

      also Jake Relish

    • @hannaharevalo199
      @hannaharevalo199 7 лет назад +1

      shaunamariexo ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Virgo the birthstone

    • @sophieo.4527
      @sophieo.4527 7 лет назад

      shaunamariexo I'm a Virgo...

    • @fercastillon
      @fercastillon 7 лет назад +1

      shaunamariexo its DEBBY

    • @jackibgoode4196
      @jackibgoode4196 7 лет назад +12

      Ferny Castillon actually deby

  • @cjlewis6859
    @cjlewis6859 6 лет назад +492

    Why does Debbs remind me of an older Tina from Bobs Burgers

    • @dylonrose2199
      @dylonrose2199 6 лет назад +9

      Cj Lewis this is the funniest comment I've ever seen

    • @sophial9583
      @sophial9583 6 лет назад +5

      This is too real for me

    • @hannadupras-amero4794
      @hannadupras-amero4794 6 лет назад +6

      No. She's the aunt 😂😂 the one that likes cats 😂😂

    • @curlgurl3617
      @curlgurl3617 5 лет назад

      Cj Lewis no! Linda’s sister Gayle

  • @angelluv4453
    @angelluv4453 7 лет назад +429

    OMG how'd they not get Elder Scrolls!!?? I said it to myself out loud when Jenna asked the question hahahaha Julien whyy

    • @georgiadavidson7904
      @georgiadavidson7904 7 лет назад +7

      mindofmandi me too omg I am so disappointed. WHY WERE THEY SO FIXATED ON BASKETBALL LOL

    • @superjangames
      @superjangames 7 лет назад +16

      They're trolling her lol!

    • @swiftiemaddie
      @swiftiemaddie 7 лет назад +2

      mindofmandi literally same omg😭😭

    • @user-js5yv7gd7l
      @user-js5yv7gd7l 7 лет назад +10

      They were just being trolls lol

    • @cattabyss
      @cattabyss 7 лет назад +1

      mindofmandi that's me with these questions!!!! I'm like SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY CHAMELEON TWIST grrrrrr lol. I also knew the rosary question and it's a shame that I somehow know all the videos she mentions these things in 😂

  • @Bread-jf5do
    @Bread-jf5do 4 года назад +108

    So no one's gonna talk about the fact that Jenna had a pet ant

    • @TamaNegi-el9yd
      @TamaNegi-el9yd 3 года назад

      I had pet snails I picked from the garden lol

  • @adoraluwhoify
    @adoraluwhoify 7 лет назад +825

    Even I knew Jenna's favorite game was Elder Scrolls!

    • @laurao.1826
      @laurao.1826 7 лет назад +12

      adoedoedeer woooowwwwww way to be insensitive!! Everyone knows that Deby suffers from E.R.M. hermatitofia and can't remember things easily and julien is near-sighted and struggles with homophones...please don't diminish the family bonding that took place here by judging the "correctness" of the answers given by Deby and Julien

    • @adoraluwhoify
      @adoraluwhoify 7 лет назад +15

      laurainnocent xx the entire point of trivia is correctness. It's all in good fun and watching them laugh brought me joy. Thanks for the information but please stop and let me enjoy them in peace.

    • @mars3580
      @mars3580 7 лет назад +8

      laurainnocent xx Tf does Near Sightedness have to do with anything, lmao.
      I'm near sighted and I knew it was Elder Scrolls.
      I'm going to guess you were trolling. Especially since having troubles with Homophones has literally nothing to do with Elder Scrolls.

    • @paulimabean9922
      @paulimabean9922 7 лет назад +15

      Kahliimah pretty sure laura was joking

  • @aurra.s4010
    @aurra.s4010 7 лет назад +337

    *I just want a shirt with 'Virgo the Birthstone' on it*

    • @moriahscogin1245
      @moriahscogin1245 7 лет назад +4

      Aurra .s yo jenna I want to buy this merch... MAKE THIS MERCH

  • @bribrimurillo
    @bribrimurillo 7 лет назад +391

    "eggs." "they're round."

  • @ElpSmith
    @ElpSmith 5 лет назад +456

    When was Debbie born? I feel like she's serving Aries energy in this.

    • @Lele-fh9ff
      @Lele-fh9ff 4 года назад +37

      Elp Smith she is a capricorn

    • @halley6903
      @halley6903 4 года назад +55

      Sorry for correcting you a year later but it’s deby

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 года назад +3

      No thank U 😂😂😂

    • @bethblencs3531
      @bethblencs3531 4 года назад +8

      No thank U no it’s not?!

    • @FallenDivaLabRat
      @FallenDivaLabRat 4 года назад +25

      Beth ????, it absolutely is spelled Deby. Look at the title, it’s right there.

  • @makennak8521
    @makennak8521 7 лет назад +166

    as Jenna's mimosa slowly seperates

  • @haven9153
    @haven9153 6 лет назад +412

    "I'll tell you a story about your daughter and eggs." - Julien Solomita
    Please put this on a pop canvas thing with smoothe text and a sunset background.

  • @d4m3k89
    @d4m3k89 6 лет назад +246

    Jake the ant’s favorite condiment is relish. He like to put relish on eggs because they’re round. He worked at a tanning salon. His birth diamond is Virgo.it is green. His high school mascot was a “barren” “stain” bear. Jake heard a loud crowd gasp. He saw a glittery thing and he didn’t know what it was. He told this story and he cried laughing about it.

    • @ParkPR0DUCTI0NS
      @ParkPR0DUCTI0NS 5 лет назад +5

      Excellent summary. Golden A star+ for you

    • @cris-du5fp
      @cris-du5fp 5 лет назад

      berenstain bears its a show
      you were close htougjh

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 5 лет назад +2

      cris quartz It was a book series first and foremost. Also, we would’ve accepted “baron stain” since the mascot was the Barons.

    • @hopebernhardt5277
      @hopebernhardt5277 4 года назад

      You should’ve said favorite constellation lol but this is awesome

  • @AmbianceLady
    @AmbianceLady 5 лет назад +104

    LOL Debbie!
    “I don’t think anyone is left listening at this point.”
    983k views

  • @hannahrose3138
    @hannahrose3138 6 лет назад +391

    i thought her favorite food was a garbage plate! *Jenna's Virgo voice*

    • @madeleinereed6460
      @madeleinereed6460 5 лет назад +5

      I literally watched that video, two videos before watching this one...I was like really Jenna???

  • @Sunshinemaiden22
    @Sunshinemaiden22 7 лет назад +87

    That look on Jenna's face is hilarious every time Deby trolls her 😂

  • @Moonguided
    @Moonguided 7 лет назад +332

    Here is a list of things to do for your Deby Machine this Mother's Day Season:
    - Make up a dance called the Deb (instead of the Dab)
    - Make a genre of music called Debstep
    - Make a series of athletic events and name it the Debcathalon (bonus points if they're not athletic at all and are just various events of trolling and/or fuckery)
    - Rename the entire month of February "Debruary"
    - Introduce an Daebi to an Cermet so she can help him to an grow
    - Make a website and call it a Debsite
    - Have her wear a backwards snapback and spend a day calling her "Deb, brah"
    - Name your sewing machine Deb-E, literally making it a Deb-E Machine (and making your mom a proxy accomplice to all future badass fashion shenanigans)
    - Make a shit ton of bees out of polymer clay. Give them bomb ass brown hair and name them the Deb Bees
    Okay I swear I'm done. LATER FAM.

  • @iangood2703
    @iangood2703 5 лет назад +110

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not one soul:
    Jenna, julien, and Debbie: *sings intro song out of sync and tune*

    • @dunja3013
      @dunja3013 4 года назад +3

      they harmonized!

  • @ItzelMedina
    @ItzelMedina 6 лет назад +320

    “I love Julien, I want him to feel special” 😭♥️ I need a man that would make my mom say that.

    • @bubbleruler515
      @bubbleruler515 5 лет назад

      Itzel Medina I read that as “I need a mom that would make my man say that.” Lol

  • @TheMelanieSky
    @TheMelanieSky 7 лет назад +165

    jenna's mom reminds me so much of Tina from Bob's burgers

    • @CecexVolume
      @CecexVolume 7 лет назад

      TheMelanieSky I was thinking Linda from Bob's Burgers! Just because she's all about her kid's fuckery. Lmao.

    • @alyssalynn5685
      @alyssalynn5685 7 лет назад +2

      CecexVolume deby is linda and jenna is louise!!

    • @CecexVolume
      @CecexVolume 7 лет назад +1

      Alyssa Thompson YES. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @GeorgiaVacirca
    @GeorgiaVacirca 7 лет назад +241

    I LOVE THE DEBY MACHINE AND JAKE THE ANT

    • @caitlinb8886
      @caitlinb8886 7 лет назад

      Georgia Vacirca Debbie machine*

    • @GeorgiaVacirca
      @GeorgiaVacirca 7 лет назад

      Caitlin Blumenschein at the end of the podcast they said to spell it "Deby" lol

    • @barfkat05
      @barfkat05 7 лет назад

      Georgia Vacirca I liek relish...

    • @hazelfang3570
      @hazelfang3570 6 лет назад +2

      Caitlin B somebody didn't watch the entire video

  • @maclanestanley5809
    @maclanestanley5809 5 лет назад +51

    The clip from Michael Jacksons show shows up in an old Epcot comercial!!! He takes off his glove and a red beam of light shoots out of his hand!!

    • @sarahmills7375
      @sarahmills7375 3 года назад +2

      It's also on RUclips. Just look up Captain EO

  • @LeggLife
    @LeggLife 7 лет назад +336

    The new birthstone, Virgo designed by Paco 300

  • @beccalan15
    @beccalan15 7 лет назад +352

    Any video with Debbie in it is an absolute delight, and I laugh my ass off the whole time. 😂😂😂

  • @sweetmiz
    @sweetmiz 7 лет назад +103

    😂 Deby (😉) had me cracking up @ work ... the answer "egg" had me laughing out loud at my desk

    • @moonm1989
      @moonm1989 7 лет назад +41

      SweetMiz i started dying at "don't tell me why an egg's an egg

    • @maddy6199
      @maddy6199 7 лет назад

      SweetMiz Debbie. FAKE FAN

    • @sweetmiz
      @sweetmiz 7 лет назад +2

      It's Me C uhhh did you not listen at the end when Julien said to spell her name "Deby" to prove you made it through the whole video? Hence the wink.

    • @sweetmiz
      @sweetmiz 7 лет назад

      It's Me C since you clearly didn't watch the full podcast ... check around 55:02 #yourewelcome

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 5 лет назад +158

    5:33
    "Alright, so i have 35 questions."
    "I'm tired already."
    47:19
    "Checkmate, Atheists."
    I came here to have a good time but i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

  • @user-js5yv7gd7l
    @user-js5yv7gd7l 7 лет назад +1046

    Edit: Lmao Julien and DEBY are the biggest trolls

  • @hayleyandersen2957
    @hayleyandersen2957 7 лет назад +39

    What sport did I play : " chasing boys " Julian looks at camera :"gottem"

  • @destinyglenn3480
    @destinyglenn3480 7 лет назад +195

    I had a nightmare last night where I tried to flirt with Julien and Jenna LITERALLY tried to murder me for hours.

    • @stephaniewatts8377
      @stephaniewatts8377 7 лет назад +66

      destiny glenn hope you learned your lesson 😂

    • @Bri-ug2fz
      @Bri-ug2fz 7 лет назад +2

      destiny glenn oh my

    • @CapSuperM
      @CapSuperM 6 лет назад +2

      Did you get him?

    • @umwhat6752
      @umwhat6752 6 лет назад +6

      You can’t flirt with Jenna’s man, SHES A VIRGOOO

    • @mandijones8006
      @mandijones8006 5 лет назад +4

      Because you passed her by. She was angry you didn’t hit on her.

  • @mackenzier3308
    @mackenzier3308 5 лет назад +82

    When life gets me feeling down, I search podcasts with Debbie the machine. 10/10 would recommend

  • @Unicosaurus
    @Unicosaurus 7 лет назад +89

    how did Jenna or the Debbie machine not laugh at Julien's comment about the baby gerbils? "and they lived happily ever dead..." I'm dieing laughing!

  • @telyse
    @telyse 7 лет назад +415

    I have this theory that Jenna is low-key actually a good singer...Only people who know how to sing correctly can sing incorrectly on pitch. Does anyone understand what I mean? I would be willing to bet money that she has a good singing voice, but just doesn't share it.

    • @annak1776
      @annak1776 7 лет назад +41

      t. elyse if you watch "boyfriends", especially the end bit, her voice is so pretty

    • @jessiechu9271
      @jessiechu9271 7 лет назад +8

      I NEVER RELATED TO JENNA MORE THAN WHEN JULIEN SAID AFTER THE NEXT TRIP I SEE ANOTHER ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE MAYBE A FROG WE'LL NOT BE SURPRISED.

    • @user-js5yv7gd7l
      @user-js5yv7gd7l 7 лет назад +9

      t. elyse she has an amazing voice if you want to hear it watch her video "boyfriends" and you'll hear how amazing she is! 😊😊

    • @carebear4099
      @carebear4099 7 лет назад +3

      I agree! If you see some of Julien's older vlogs where he catches her singing Disney songs and stuff she's got an amazeballs voice!!

    • @BenTheGiraffe
      @BenTheGiraffe 7 лет назад +3

      t. elyse I think she has a decent voice and can tune around with it, but it's not like Adele or some shit. Idk why ppl think like that, but if you sing bad for fun people assume you're secretely talented. My husband thinks I can secretly sing amazingly because "there's no way your real voice is that bad"

  • @KaelaKins96
    @KaelaKins96 7 лет назад +219

    Just a little Deby in a big world ❤️

  • @destinymoubray8541
    @destinymoubray8541 5 лет назад +50

    Jenna: What is my birthstone?
    Julien: Virgo
    …….good one Julien lol

  • @reggaemuffin838
    @reggaemuffin838 6 лет назад +211

    they should do a julien trivia with julien's mom!

    • @adondon5774
      @adondon5774 5 лет назад +5

      ReggaeMuffin or with his dad for Father’s Day!

  • @bagelho1e205
    @bagelho1e205 7 лет назад +255

    Debby is truly iconic

  • @max-go7ik
    @max-go7ik 7 лет назад +140

    *casually ignores the light showing through the j+j podcast sign
    Dink dank donk

    • @allergictokiwi
      @allergictokiwi 7 лет назад +30

      romax thx now that's all I can pay attention to thx thx

    • @sammy.knuckles
      @sammy.knuckles 7 лет назад +4

      GAH NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @chloewells1764
    @chloewells1764 5 лет назад +22

    Anyone else notice how deb looked so concerned about Jenna’s comfort when she was readjusting her blanket! Such a mom even to her *wand noise* 32 year old lady

  • @mitchelle.3559
    @mitchelle.3559 6 лет назад +144

    Julien and Debbie were serving me some heavy breathing ASMR realness

    • @aubreydink6350
      @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +1

      Mitchell Emrich It’s spelled Deby

    • @shygxrl
      @shygxrl 5 лет назад +4

      aubreydink you’ve commented the same thing so many times... no one cares

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 5 лет назад +1

      @@shygxrl r/whooosh

    • @shygxrl
      @shygxrl 5 лет назад +4

      Fuckin' Nobody you know for damn sure you’ve never been on reddit.

  • @mochichan05
    @mochichan05 7 лет назад +89

    Tbh when she asked who was her favorite person on the Internet, I automatically thought of Nail Career Education lol

  • @marianna3253
    @marianna3253 7 лет назад +52

    OH-my-god, I just realized that Deby looks JUST like Tina from Bob's Burgers :-O

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 7 лет назад +1

      Mari Anna Deby IS Tina from Bob's Burgers honestly

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 5 лет назад +78

    Julien’s 🔥 _FIRE_ 🔥 segues are how I keep warm in the ❄️ winter ❄️