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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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    Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Комментарии • 4,2 тыс.

  • @eftokolasi
    @eftokolasi 6 лет назад +3133

    Jenna: "I'm too nervous."
    Julien: "You're the only person I know that will freeze up and shiver in nervousness."
    That moment you realize that Kermit doesn't just BELONG to Jenna, Kermit IS Jenna.

    • @chloeee5504
      @chloeee5504 6 лет назад +31

      Efto Kolasi I’m Jenna to, i was at my friends I’d known all my life and they asked me what food I wanted and I just said I didn’t know when I know my exact order and got something I didn’t like in the end, if someone asks if I want a drink and I’m thirsty Reject the offer

    • @dashrubberbear
      @dashrubberbear 4 года назад +8

      Dogs are "mirrors" of their owners.

    • @queenizzy01
      @queenizzy01 4 года назад +1

      Dash Rubberbear true, my boyfriend will do stuff that his mom and I make fun of him for because it’s something his dog would do and his dog will do stuff he does

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 года назад +1

      No living being belongs to another. They are family, though.

    • @d1ss0nantBecca
      @d1ss0nantBecca 4 года назад

      I literally just came here to say this

  • @Thischick223o.O
    @Thischick223o.O 6 лет назад +3361

    Petition for Julien to dye his hair green to match the green screen

    • @gajat9507
      @gajat9507 6 лет назад +33

      Ashley Owen that is the best idea i’ve ever heard

    • @Thischick223o.O
      @Thischick223o.O 6 лет назад

      Imperial Red not that I’ve seen

    • @smw1300
      @smw1300 6 лет назад +13

      Imperial Red the first time it was Julien Yellow there was a podcast where his hair looked blonde because of the green screen, but it’s never been green screen green

    • @hssrz7564
      @hssrz7564 6 лет назад +1

      Let’s do this.

    • @wiwu7580
      @wiwu7580 6 лет назад +1

      Omg yeeeesssss

  • @_monomorph_1411
    @_monomorph_1411 5 лет назад +1754

    Jenna- “I just know Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem”
    Julien- “No he wrote the Star Spangled Banner.”
    ......... should we tell him?.........

    • @trisarahtops5845
      @trisarahtops5845 5 лет назад +64

      That part had me rollin

    • @trisarahtops5845
      @trisarahtops5845 5 лет назад +107

      I wonder what he thinks the national anthem is

    • @klaudiabooks1983
      @klaudiabooks1983 5 лет назад +59

      The Aries energy is too strong in this one ♈️

    • @annalauryn3497
      @annalauryn3497 4 года назад +4

      hes right........

    • @toribeth57
      @toribeth57 4 года назад +34

      @@annalauryn3497 ....................................the star spangled banner IS the national anthem

  • @daltoncraven6149
    @daltoncraven6149 6 лет назад +1439

    This entire video:
    Jenna- *says the correct answer*
    two minutes later
    Julien- ".......... yeah, you're right"

    • @didochora5848
      @didochora5848 5 лет назад +16

      more like Julien : "i got that right"

  • @hyacintheribes9507
    @hyacintheribes9507 6 лет назад +417

    Jenna : Europeans must have lost their minds
    Me, a European : I don't even know what a 5th grader is

    • @samanthadurano1554
      @samanthadurano1554 6 лет назад +4

      its your 5th year of elementary school.. which i thiiiink is your "primary"? theyre like 10 years old 😂 whats a European 5th grader? 😂😂

    • @hyacintheribes9507
      @hyacintheribes9507 6 лет назад +5

      @@samanthadurano1554 oh so yeah, last year of "primary school"

    • @samanthadurano1554
      @samanthadurano1554 6 лет назад +3

      @@hyacintheribes9507 ahh! okay yeah! our primary school is like basically day care, 2-4 years old. crazy!

    • @haley6137
      @haley6137 6 лет назад +20

      Are you smarter than a child in their last year of primary school?

    • @beatrizq8828
      @beatrizq8828 6 лет назад +1

      in most european countries (as far as I am aware) elementary school goes from 1st to 4th grade, 5th and 6th is 2nd cycle, 7th to 9th is 3rd cycle and 10th to 12th is secundary (or highschool even though where I come from there are many highschools with 3rd cycle, so people from 7th to 12th are in the same school)

  • @greenlaimart3340
    @greenlaimart3340 6 лет назад +2261

    Jenna and Julien : debating about kilometres and kilograms. Me : *laughs in European* 😅

    • @Christ_Is_King34
      @Christ_Is_King34 6 лет назад +25

      As in jajajaja? 🤔

    • @elphabawicked4332
      @elphabawicked4332 6 лет назад +77

      I think that's Spanish. We speak many languages in Europe :) Lots of different countries. All sorts of laughter.

    • @hollyess9281
      @hollyess9281 6 лет назад +58

      Me: laughs in Australian

    • @alejandrariveros7052
      @alejandrariveros7052 6 лет назад +30

      Me: laughs in latino

    • @clare4070
      @clare4070 6 лет назад +52

      Me: laughs in Canadian

  • @sarahcarter4671
    @sarahcarter4671 6 лет назад +526

    jenna next vid should be "finally trying the drums" biiiiichhhhh yass

  • @hana33723
    @hana33723 6 лет назад +759

    JENNA story about how she had to play the clarinet for 8 years had me dying cause honestly same

    • @klaudiabooks1983
      @klaudiabooks1983 5 лет назад +2

      nananana ohoh I feel your pain

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 4 года назад +8

      Does anybody actually WANT to play the clarinet? It hurt my teeth so badly. It's like a saxophone but not as interesting

    • @lanwangji3882
      @lanwangji3882 4 года назад +7

      Mitchy Sassi but squidward

    • @amandasunshine2
      @amandasunshine2 4 года назад

      Why I played the recorder for 6 years

    • @alliebowman8236
      @alliebowman8236 4 года назад

      I’ve been playing clarinet for six years and I love it 🤦‍♀️

  • @leealvinnaeg9492
    @leealvinnaeg9492 6 лет назад +545

    For the 200th episode please do 1hr google deep dive or react to your memes. We love it when you do that

  • @kaylahutchings2584
    @kaylahutchings2584 6 лет назад +310

    I NEED A VIDEO OF JENNA LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS 🥁

  • @taradactyl8789
    @taradactyl8789 6 лет назад +178

    Listening to y’all talk nonsense about kilometers had me DYING😂

  • @Threehundredandsixtyeight
    @Threehundredandsixtyeight 5 лет назад +397

    “If y = 3x and 3x = 12 then what does y equal?”
    Julien it literally just told you

    • @daddyzukoooo
      @daddyzukoooo 4 года назад +24

      Lucy Marshall I was screaming at my screen “ITS 12! ITS 12!” Lol

    • @poobles420
      @poobles420 4 года назад +29

      Jenna: “I need a piece of paper” lol

    • @Uyhn26
      @Uyhn26 3 года назад +1

      I was just screaming then I saw this comment, thank you!

  • @reganstuart3298
    @reganstuart3298 6 лет назад +236

    Jenna should do a video of fulfilling her dreams and learning to drum

    • @arelyamaya3822
      @arelyamaya3822 6 лет назад +12

      Yes she should definitely go from having a basketball game tomorrow to having a concert tomorrow

  • @danthomas2003
    @danthomas2003 6 лет назад +110

    "If y = 3x and 3x = 12, what is y?" I enjoyed seeing Julien aggressively divide by three and then multiply by it again

    • @itscamillataylor2775
      @itscamillataylor2775 6 лет назад +8

      Dan Thomas and jenna was like “I need paper” gurl 😂

    • @kayleighgordon1309
      @kayleighgordon1309 6 лет назад +3

      lmfao transitive property

    • @nickbinetti1502
      @nickbinetti1502 6 лет назад

      Lmao I died watching Julien do unnecessary work and Jenna still being confused

    • @superdooper1830
      @superdooper1830 6 лет назад +2

      So is the answer 4....? I haven’t watched yet. IF THE ANSWER IS NOT 4 OR 12 I FEEL ATTACKED AND ITS A STUPID QUESTION

  • @mariac3475
    @mariac3475 6 лет назад +254

    “I don’t wanna bother them” I’ve never related to Jenna more

    • @lisalynn1
      @lisalynn1 6 лет назад +1

      Maria C I'm exactly the same.

    • @vmunoz19p
      @vmunoz19p 6 лет назад +2

      I’m the same. It’s because I’m a Cancer ♋️

    • @mariac3475
      @mariac3475 6 лет назад +1

      V3RO MUN0Z I’m a cancer too! Omg

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 6 лет назад +2

      Anxiety disorder feels

    • @joakuz
      @joakuz 6 лет назад

      Maria C SAME

  • @dna1ism
    @dna1ism 6 лет назад +1231

    A gram is $20 where I'm from

  • @randomronnie7930
    @randomronnie7930 6 лет назад +496

    As a retail worker, I can tell you I enjoy when people politely ask me where something is. I am more than happy to help you. I am literally here and have been trained to be here for your convenience. We will find whatever you need together. We will go on an adventure and we'll talk about all your hopes and dreams along the way. Have a wonderful day I'm so glad we found what you wanted.

    • @mishka765
      @mishka765 6 лет назад +39

      You are such a lovely human being.

    • @randomronnie7930
      @randomronnie7930 6 лет назад +4

      @@mishka765 💜💜💜 thank you!

    • @lordeplatypus2470
      @lordeplatypus2470 5 лет назад +18

      This was so pure and made me laugh and fill with joy at such a prospect and I just. This was amazing

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 5 лет назад +8

      I used to work in retail, and even though I don't anymore, I still help people find items. It brings me joy to be helpful. We are kindred spirits.

    • @tagrauyoutube
      @tagrauyoutube 5 лет назад +9

      in retail i was sooo bored. but like stress bored lmao. when a kind person came up and politely asked for help i enjoyed helping them

  • @ItsTorple
    @ItsTorple 6 лет назад +158

    Jenna accidentally playing the clarinet for 8 years because she didn’t hear what they said and was too scared to ask for help is my spirit animal.

  • @daisyash4726
    @daisyash4726 5 лет назад +261

    I know for a fact i did not learn a large majority of this in elementary school

    • @katedawg3351
      @katedawg3351 5 лет назад +11

      Daisy Ash middle school, not elementary they fucking with us. I learned Texas history in 4th grade, us history in 5th, and world history in 6th.

    • @allydickerson9132
      @allydickerson9132 5 лет назад +17

      Tbh, I’m pretty sure protons electrons and neutrons were introduced in 8th grade

    • @allstr8peopledeservetodie10
      @allstr8peopledeservetodie10 4 года назад

      @@allydickerson9132 for me it was 6th grade

    • @Chloe-kw5ic
      @Chloe-kw5ic 4 года назад

      @@allydickerson9132 for me it was 9th

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 2 года назад +2

      yeah, I still haven't been taught shit about other countries and I'm a junior

  • @gillianjg
    @gillianjg 6 лет назад +321

    I saw someone else comment this and i think that this is an amazing idea. You should wear all green and only your head isnt green so that you're just heads

    • @chasitybruno6863
      @chasitybruno6863 6 лет назад +11

      I commented this a few podcasts ago and I really hope they see this and do it!😂

    • @gillianjg
      @gillianjg 6 лет назад +2

      I hope so too

    • @shaneoleary5447
      @shaneoleary5447 6 лет назад +4

      Jenna did this on one of their streams she got green makeup and gave herself whiskers and stuff

    • @gillianjg
      @gillianjg 6 лет назад +3

      @@shaneoleary5447 yeah i know but i want them just to be heads

    • @serenapereyratonel414
      @serenapereyratonel414 6 лет назад +1

      Everyone please like this wonderful comment I want to see this happen

  • @rachelhalo6063
    @rachelhalo6063 6 лет назад +339

    You know Jenna would have been a hella good drummer. Idea: Jenna learns a song on drums for her next video :)

    • @beev4289
      @beev4289 6 лет назад +2

      She should totally do that! Never to old to live out your dreams

    • @bekind8830
      @bekind8830 6 лет назад +2

      Please do this!!!!

    • @katiekuo6359
      @katiekuo6359 6 лет назад +2

      Yes! That would be incredible!

    • @AlinatheBee
      @AlinatheBee 6 лет назад +1

      Set em' up in the office/gaming room where they have the soundproof foam on the walls! :O

    • @whitneysmith6203
      @whitneysmith6203 6 лет назад +1

      Yaaasss

  • @RiahhCarrie
    @RiahhCarrie 6 лет назад +144

    jenna: “nope, too nervous.”
    I RELATE, JENNA.

  • @jeremyciras2608
    @jeremyciras2608 5 лет назад +410

    I want julien to sing us both the national anthem and the star Spangled banner and see what he comes up with. 😂😂😂

  • @_sandrz
    @_sandrz 6 лет назад +200

    Both of their hair matches their shirt😂

  • @SpringWinterSummer
    @SpringWinterSummer 6 лет назад +211

    I relate to Jenna so fckin hard about not asking people at the store for help lmao

    • @alischreiner08
      @alischreiner08 6 лет назад +1

      SpringWinterSummer same

    • @hannahbraddy2274
      @hannahbraddy2274 5 лет назад +3

      As a person who works in a grocery store, I promise it doesn’t bother us we’re there to help you ❤️

    • @oneday7574
      @oneday7574 3 года назад +1

      The only time it’s ever been a problem is when it’s a new employee and they say they don’t know and give a maybe on where it is but then the customer gets mad when they don’t get an easy answer.

  • @Isa-hf3sp
    @Isa-hf3sp 6 лет назад +671

    The kilometer argument is my last two brain cells during stoichiometric conversions 😭

    • @andreav.6128
      @andreav.6128 6 лет назад +80

      IB Roman it took my last two braincells just to read stoichiometric

    • @ramram5
      @ramram5 6 лет назад +11

      Once you learn it, it's actually very easy. You just have to see the correlation between the units.

    • @IWest-ur5pn
      @IWest-ur5pn 6 лет назад +2

      ramsy51 true

    • @evea820
      @evea820 6 лет назад

      I will never understand those

    • @Isa-hf3sp
      @Isa-hf3sp 6 лет назад

      ramsy51 agreed.

  • @will5877
    @will5877 5 лет назад +171

    “Each dollar is a thousand pennies”- Jenna Marbles. Infallible logic

  • @sydneyw5818
    @sydneyw5818 6 лет назад +165

    18:38 to 19:35 is what I imagine a conversation between Peach and Kermit sounds like

    • @sillyoz
      @sillyoz 6 лет назад +14

      LiveLoveSyd cermet just saying "nope, too nervous" 😂

    • @sohhyunmin
      @sohhyunmin 6 лет назад +5

      Lololol accurate

    • @rubyrider7902
      @rubyrider7902 6 лет назад +4

      excellent comment

    • @annate4347
      @annate4347 6 лет назад +12

      Somebody edit this

    • @curlyk8961
      @curlyk8961 6 лет назад +1

      Yes yes and yes

  • @taylormcclain573
    @taylormcclain573 6 лет назад +161

    dear god it’s me taylor...thank you for jenna and julien.

  • @moodymozart7134
    @moodymozart7134 6 лет назад +342

    “I showed Julien a video of a bat eating a banana earlier-“
    “That was a dog.”
    “He said it was a dog.”
    “That was a dog.”
    “Its a bat!”
    “It’s not a bat.”
    “It’s a bat.”
    “How can- how can it be a bat if it was a dog”

  • @Garbagegoose344
    @Garbagegoose344 5 лет назад +239

    If the speed limit is 700 km/h you’re going *fast*

  • @janep1072
    @janep1072 6 лет назад +328

    Petition to get Jenna drum lessons
    Edit: Thank you for the 300+ likes 💕💕

  • @graceemma8811
    @graceemma8811 6 лет назад +256

    jenna: each dollar is 1,000 pennies
    julien: moves on
    julien: ...
    julien: hold up

  • @laurendariangarcia4587
    @laurendariangarcia4587 6 лет назад +130

    Jenna not asking for help in situations cuz she's nervous is literally ME 18:37😂🤷🏽‍♀️ #virgos 😂

    • @puppicorpse9549
      @puppicorpse9549 6 лет назад +3

      Samee but im an aquarius

    • @gracegarrett8070
      @gracegarrett8070 6 лет назад +1

      Lauren Darian Garcia same i’m such a virgo tbh

    • @Justjenlibra
      @Justjenlibra 6 лет назад +1

      Me too but I'm a libra with lots of virgo in my birth chart

    • @eereardo
      @eereardo 6 лет назад +1

      Lauren Darian Garcia same girl, same af

    • @eereardo
      @eereardo 6 лет назад +1

      But I’m a Taurus 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @cloudsofsunset7323
    @cloudsofsunset7323 5 лет назад +261

    "Algebra is one of my strongest subjects"
    "That's hot"

  • @emmugh3844
    @emmugh3844 6 лет назад +195

    damn Julien really do have that *big bird energy*

    • @certifiedreveluv
      @certifiedreveluv 6 лет назад

      I am the same friend but now on a different account, rawr

  • @alyssa7505
    @alyssa7505 6 лет назад +248

    Everyone outside of the US probably lost their minds on the Kilo debate

    • @friedmayo
      @friedmayo 6 лет назад +24

      Alyssa I live *in* the us and I was like: “how?? do you?? not?? know this??”

    • @darkfeather111
      @darkfeather111 6 лет назад +13

      I mean unless your currently in school or remembered it from when you learned if you did or in the science/math field a majority of 360 million americans wouldn't know we use the imperial system not the metric system.

    • @alexisstrother3647
      @alexisstrother3647 6 лет назад +14

      darkfeather111 exactly, it’s not very odd for an American to not know the metric system.. lol

    • @DieYuppieScum91
      @DieYuppieScum91 6 лет назад +8

      I was frustrated and I'm very much an American who has been out of school for quite some time.

    • @StaceWah
      @StaceWah 6 лет назад +1

      Yup!! Mind lost! Metric system ... get on it!

  • @savvina1854
    @savvina1854 6 лет назад +657

    Us Europeans got a REALLY good laugh at the kilometer question because kilometer in Greek LITERALLY means a thousand meters😂

    • @hopemackk
      @hopemackk 5 лет назад +29

      Savvina F we are taught in school about the metric system because it’s what’s used in science. Tbh they both should have easily known that kilo = thousand 😂

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 5 лет назад +8

      I was taught about inches and feet in elementary school just to cover all bases, but you think I remember that shit? Hell no.

    • @user-jh4zz4up6f
      @user-jh4zz4up6f 5 лет назад +4

      Im 18 and the fisrt time i heard about inches and pounds at 17. Also why pounds are lb, i would never understand that these two unrelated to pound letters are the abbreviation of pound

    • @feersi
      @feersi 4 года назад +3

      Даня Таргарян in spanish it isnt. Pound is libra

    • @EV6CrashCam
      @EV6CrashCam 4 года назад +4

      Savvina F kilometre also means “a thousand metres” in Englisch too

  • @chill22girl
    @chill22girl 5 лет назад +184

    As an Australian I can confirm there's 1000 Llamas in a Kilometre.

  • @juliawhitmore3991
    @juliawhitmore3991 6 лет назад +134

    I'm so proud of Jenna for catching that segway before Julien finished, forget the rest of the quiz, she's smarter than a 5th grader

    • @Ub3rtim2
      @Ub3rtim2 6 лет назад +9

      Damn I hope she didn't get hurt, those things are heavy.

    • @blooms454
      @blooms454 5 лет назад

      Steele Man oh my GOD that’s such a dad joke

  • @christineleger2237
    @christineleger2237 6 лет назад +315

    how many m in a km...
    Jenna " 1000 lamas"
    Julien " how much is a gram"

  • @sohhyunmin
    @sohhyunmin 6 лет назад +828

    Electron's outside going hey beech it's me. im electric. boop boop boop boop boop boop

    • @cybertree
      @cybertree 6 лет назад +14

      Electrons got that Big Dick Energy
      LMAO I'm going to be saying that all week now.
      Oh wait Electrons are negative...nevermind, I guess that's very small dick energy then.

    • @michaela8332
      @michaela8332 6 лет назад +1

      OMG. I text that to my sister as soon as that happened!

    • @a_potat
      @a_potat 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jessicayetman727
      @jessicayetman727 5 лет назад

      read this the exact second she said it #illuminati

  • @d1ss0nantBecca
    @d1ss0nantBecca 4 года назад +91

    Julien: “The equator passes through the southern tip of North America”
    Jenna: “That would mean Texas or Florida...”
    Mexico: *am I a joke to you*

  • @elig9658
    @elig9658 6 лет назад +78

    GoFundMe for Jenna’s drum

  • @townscaper
    @townscaper 6 лет назад +298

    22 seconds in and jenna is already praying. same

  • @youraveragefan45
    @youraveragefan45 6 лет назад +140

    (30:40) Y'all do realize The Star Spangled Banner *IS* the national anthem right?? GIRL HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE. DON'T LET HIM KNOCK YA DOWN LIKE THAT

    • @shanetempleman6929
      @shanetempleman6929 6 лет назад +2

      I was hopin someone else noticed that you are so right! 👍😂

    • @clarissarbarr95
      @clarissarbarr95 6 лет назад +2

      just commented the same thing cuz I couldn't tell if they were being sarcastic (but I really hoped they were lol)

    • @micaelaelise2479
      @micaelaelise2479 6 лет назад +4

      I only came to the comments to see if people were talking about that hahahahaha

    • @maripazmiranda2119
      @maripazmiranda2119 6 лет назад +3

      I’m not even American and I was looking for this comment

    • @lexihinde858
      @lexihinde858 6 лет назад +2

      thank you, I was scrolling to see if anybody else noticed and I was going to comment if not!

  • @sarahfoley2746
    @sarahfoley2746 5 лет назад +162

    “Big bird energy” 😂 I mean he had yellow hair, and he’s loud and all over the place, so they not wrong

  • @mikkah4410
    @mikkah4410 6 лет назад +263

    january february march april may june *jason derulo*

  • @teagangan
    @teagangan 6 лет назад +314

    is no one else gonna mention that the star spangled banner and the national anthem are the same thing 😂

    • @mollyrose6578
      @mollyrose6578 5 лет назад

      I googled it after they said that because I thought I was wrong😂

  • @basementbats
    @basementbats 6 лет назад +114

    Jenna: as somebody who works in a bookstore the part of my job I actually enjoy is when people ask me for help and the least fun part is my normal duties so it's the opposite of bothering me to ask for help finding something

  • @eringilliam7129
    @eringilliam7129 5 лет назад +95

    Jenna: All i know is francis f scott wrote the national anthem"
    Julien: "no thats the star spangled banner"
    GIRL THEYRE THE SAME THING 😂😂😂

  • @hadesrc6614
    @hadesrc6614 6 лет назад +302

    Julien is serving us minion lumberjack and we were not ready. issalookbeach

  • @lyndsey2441
    @lyndsey2441 6 лет назад +88

    Fifty Nifty United States was a BOP 🗣

  • @beatsmaster1000
    @beatsmaster1000 6 лет назад +329

    "How much is a gram"
    10$ my dude.

  • @toxotesarcher7287
    @toxotesarcher7287 5 лет назад +156

    jenna: "and my nonbinary friends :)"
    me: -sheds a tear- i love u..

  • @Kelsie0505
    @Kelsie0505 6 лет назад +36

    Omg when Jenna said "am I right ladies, men, and my non binary friends" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love you Jenna. Thank you for acknowledging us♥️♥️

  • @e7225
    @e7225 6 лет назад +219

    Podcast idea: honest company slogans but for literally anything, like you could do it for holidays, food even people. Idk I just really like the honest company slogans podcast so I think this would be funny lmao

  • @magdeliarnstrom2237
    @magdeliarnstrom2237 6 лет назад +620

    petition for the 200th episode of the podcast to be another conspiracy theory podcast.... except it’s 2 hours long

  • @Zman4302
    @Zman4302 5 лет назад +64

    i can just imagine Julien going on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, and getting the first three questions wrong then getting one right and yelling "I HAD TO DO IT TO EM"

  • @emilyk5509
    @emilyk5509 6 лет назад +517

    IVE LITERALLY BEEN BINGE WATCHING THE PODCAST ALL DAY OMG

    • @zangetsu284
      @zangetsu284 6 лет назад +8

      Good luck you poor sweet child lmao

    • @xSweetFancyMoses
      @xSweetFancyMoses 6 лет назад +9

      That sounds like a GREAT DAY

    • @salma4193
      @salma4193 6 лет назад +13

      Emily K we all go through the phase

    • @lynnmorton9243
      @lynnmorton9243 6 лет назад +3

      Emily K me too fam I just watched every ghostly podcast 😂👏

    • @Customs4488
      @Customs4488 6 лет назад +1

      I'M ALREADY ALL CAUGHT UP BUT MIGHT AS WELL BINGE ALL OVER AGAIN

  • @TheFindingLight
    @TheFindingLight 6 лет назад +235

    Americans struggling over the metric system is my new kink

    • @ILJS167
      @ILJS167 6 лет назад +2

      ahaha the funniest couple of minutes​ of my life

    • @lindseykapanak1331
      @lindseykapanak1331 6 лет назад +5

      I’m American and even I found it hilarious

    • @feliciabernat2701
      @feliciabernat2701 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t even know why it’s so hard for us Americans but we struggle 😂

    • @Wendy-hk1cc
      @Wendy-hk1cc 6 лет назад

      PrincelPatchel As an American, I was forced to learn it for every science (Bio, Chem, Physics,etc.) and it was easy but we just don’t use it everyday :( like km per hour is hard for me to understand lol

  • @leylapicou4500
    @leylapicou4500 6 лет назад +53

    I need julien and garret watts to do a style switch, or dress like twins for a day, because it'd be very easy. They are the same but different. THE BEARDSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @milkiecookies4788
    @milkiecookies4788 5 лет назад +40

    I’m just over here I’m Bern Switzerland, using metric system and getting a good laugh out of this

  • @andrearico11
    @andrearico11 6 лет назад +41

    Julien: Starts algebraic equation
    Jenna: I need a piece of paper
    Me: sameeeee

  • @jennicalyn3542
    @jennicalyn3542 6 лет назад +242

    "4th graders can't even walk yet and they know that" 😂😂😂 me thinking I know what age children start doing human things. They start talking at six yrs old right?

    • @m00nAlways0nMe
      @m00nAlways0nMe 6 лет назад +6

      Haha, wish, but also when they do they never stop. AHH

    • @sillyoz
      @sillyoz 6 лет назад +5

      Jennica Lyn hahah I went to a baby shower and we filled out a predictions sheet like what her weight was gonna be when she popped outta there and one of the questions was what length the baby would be and I was like... Idk? 5, maybe 6 inches 😂

    • @jennicalyn3542
      @jennicalyn3542 6 лет назад +3

      @@sillyoz the funny part about it is I felt like that was good guess until I just googled "average length of new born" haha. I'm so glad I'm not the only one that is oblivious to small humans. I always say I'm six feet tall I don't see little kids until they are like fifteen.

    • @alexisstrother3647
      @alexisstrother3647 6 лет назад +4

      Jennica Lyn lmaoooo My three year old can hold a very clear & normal conversation with an adult. So can my 2 year old.. lol

    • @rabenbrut
      @rabenbrut 6 лет назад +3

      @@jennicalyn3542 avarage height of a newborn is one feet, and they weigh like 6 pounds avarage.
      You start school if you are 6 and passed an exam (at least here in Germany it's that) and that renders a 4th grader 10.
      Also, greetings from Germany and fuck, my bf is from the states that's why I am fluent in imperial

  • @caspercruz1416
    @caspercruz1416 6 лет назад +118

    jenna validating my gender cleared my skin, watered my crops, and cured my depression

    • @artsydialxoxo2424
      @artsydialxoxo2424 6 лет назад +5

      Casper Cruz you’re valid whether anybody says so or not 😤😤 ily

    • @taranian
      @taranian 6 лет назад +8

      Right? I love that she's picked up the "nonbinary pals" thing. :)

    • @zel932
      @zel932 5 лет назад +1

      Omg right?? I’m not nb but that felt great (edit: questioning srsly)

    • @michaljo711
      @michaljo711 5 лет назад

      sending everyone validation i love my nb friends

  • @azrasophie4381
    @azrasophie4381 6 лет назад +419

    Everyone from a country who uses kilometres is currently dying

    • @hopemackk
      @hopemackk 5 лет назад +10

      Azra Sophie I’m from the US and I’m still dying...we are taught the metric system in school and I’m surprised they didn’t know it

    • @kw8919
      @kw8919 5 лет назад +4

      @@hopemackk idk how old you are, but they don't teach metric

    • @hopemackk
      @hopemackk 5 лет назад +11

      kine I’m 22, but even my younger sister was still learning metric. Maybe it’s just a difference in state curriculums, because we learned and used metric in multiple different subjects and classes and pretty much from middle school all the way through high school. It wasn’t even like one class one time that taught the metric system. If we didn’t understand KHDBDCM then there would be a problem.

    • @kw8919
      @kw8919 5 лет назад

      @@hopemackk maybe. we have metric in text books, but in class we use american

    • @mariac1984
      @mariac1984 5 лет назад +1

      @@kw8919 no we don't what school do you go to lmao

  • @Jacob-vw5ke
    @Jacob-vw5ke 6 лет назад +63

    Jenna has big Nervous Energy

  • @JasmineFelicia19
    @JasmineFelicia19 6 лет назад +148

    "When you don't follow instructions and you miss out on dreams."

    • @JasmineFelicia19
      @JasmineFelicia19 6 лет назад +4

      Also, I'm totally the Jenna in situations like that, too. I don't want to bother people or be a nuisance... And it just makes me nervous.

  • @yosimercado4123
    @yosimercado4123 6 лет назад +91

    jenna: i forgot where they said to go to try out for the drums and i never tried one. I only tried out for the flute and clarinet and the violin and at the end of the day we had to pick one and i just never said anything to anybody....and then i played the clarinet for eight years......
    julien: damn.. when you don't follow instructions you miss out on dreams
    *Priceless*
    *i can't stop laughing*

    • @rosegraziul6959
      @rosegraziul6959 6 лет назад

      Yosi Mercado this made me laugh sf much bc she could’ve just said she wanted to play the drums even though she didn’t get to try it 😂😂😂

  • @foxjohnston9862
    @foxjohnston9862 5 лет назад +268

    Jenna I don't think you're ever going to see this but please know you validated my whole life by knowing the same Alphabetical States song I learned growing up! No one I've ever met has ever even heard of it before!!! I was singing along with you and I've never been happier lol ilusfm

    • @taylor2042
      @taylor2042 5 лет назад +5

      I learned it too.. maybe it’s like a Northern thing? Unless you don’t live up North then my logic is flawed.

    • @daniellecalderwood4626
      @daniellecalderwood4626 5 лет назад +9

      I’m from New York (like Jenna) and my elementary school was the only one out of like 7 in the district that did it. But none of my friends now know the states by heart so who is the real winner here???

    • @ashleyokes
      @ashleyokes 5 лет назад +1

      @@taylor2042 I learned it in Florida!

    • @MissEmalee04
      @MissEmalee04 5 лет назад +5

      So late to this, but I learned the fifty nifty united states and im from iowa. Everyone I have met as well never knows it either!

    • @marissabologna7431
      @marissabologna7431 5 лет назад +1

      I grew up in southwestern pennsylvania (outside of Pittsburgh) and learned this!!

  • @maddymortskew7862
    @maddymortskew7862 6 лет назад +101

    Everyone that uses the metric system is losing their shit lmao

  • @KingRadwa
    @KingRadwa 6 лет назад +124

    The whole intro had me dying😂😂

  • @Crazyjillcheer
    @Crazyjillcheer 6 лет назад +93

    is anyone else obsessed with jenna’s hair rn

  • @dakotac.6137
    @dakotac.6137 5 лет назад +68

    "CHICKENS ARE COLD BLOODED" IM LITERALLY IN TEARS

  • @jakeo2257
    @jakeo2257 6 лет назад +21

    30:40 "Francis Scott key wrote the national anthem"
    "No, thats the star spangled banner"
    lol

  • @restable
    @restable 6 лет назад +1523

    is marbles smarter than a 5th grader
    yes

  • @raewinterling
    @raewinterling 6 лет назад +158

    I've never screamed "KILO.... METER! THOUSAND... METERS!" louder in my life.

    • @millsrome
      @millsrome 6 лет назад +6

      I didn't know I could die inside and laugh at the same time but it happened during that argument 😂

    • @TheLalalalani
      @TheLalalalani 6 лет назад +18

      I think you mean
      kilo lometers
      kilo llamas
      Llama math

    • @raewinterling
      @raewinterling 6 лет назад

      TheLalalalani 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @JustThatLauren
      @JustThatLauren 6 лет назад +5

      It means nothing to someone who doesn't know kilo is a thousand though xD

  • @vampgurl003
    @vampgurl003 5 лет назад +71

    okay but jennas nervous thing is high key relateable

  • @LilyKeene
    @LilyKeene 6 лет назад +45

    jennas lookin especially spicy in this podcast oooo girl who u fightin

    • @sarahmorrison7025
      @sarahmorrison7025 6 лет назад +1

      Lily Keene right???!!

    • @1997missme
      @1997missme 6 лет назад +1

      She lookn skinnty

    • @catherinedownie5824
      @catherinedownie5824 6 лет назад

      I mean this in the best way possible because I do the same thing, when you normally go around looking like a blanket most of the time, when you put in any effort at all people seem to really appreciate it! She looks awesome.

  • @allenjones1947
    @allenjones1947 6 лет назад +105

    *New conspiracy theory:* Marbles is actually an all knowing god like being but pretends to be dumb to get affection because he sees cermet being needy and disabled and gets treats and *an LUV* I mean look at how fast he walks outside without even bouncing he just rolls across a surface like a marble and with a head that's 60% of your body you gotta have a big brain up in there.

  • @MilanMarietti
    @MilanMarietti 6 лет назад +313

    The star spangled banner and the national anthem are the same thing FKFKFHSHVS

    • @anyanlawliet2408
      @anyanlawliet2408 6 лет назад +13

      I'm not even American and I was like what lmao

    • @graceemma8811
      @graceemma8811 6 лет назад +1

      SDKKSDKKSKJKDKSDKJBDVJDKSKDJDIKS

    • @violetmaesummers4919
      @violetmaesummers4919 6 лет назад +5

      THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KNOWING THAT! I LIVE IN FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S HOMETOWN AND DRIVE PAST HIS GRAVE SITE EVERY DAY! I CRINGED SO HARD WHEN JULIEN SAID THEY WERE DIFFERENT.

    • @alexamjenn
      @alexamjenn 6 лет назад +5

      I WAS LITERALLY FACEPALMING SO HARD 🤦‍♀️

    • @laurenisamongus7294
      @laurenisamongus7294 6 лет назад +2

      I was just gonna comment this. Poor jenna thinks shes wrong lol

  • @tannerprater6899
    @tannerprater6899 5 лет назад +147

    I’m stoned and this is amazing to listen too while I paint my bathroom lmfao

    • @juliavazquez5222
      @juliavazquez5222 5 лет назад +8

      Tanner Prater I KNOW LIKE IM HIGH AND DYINGGG

    • @d1ss0nantBecca
      @d1ss0nantBecca 4 года назад +4

      Y’all should try to watch their drunk cast high bc it is THE BEST

  • @JessyErbe
    @JessyErbe 6 лет назад +36

    100% sang along to "Fifty Nifty United States" with Jenna.

  • @Quacking_10110
    @Quacking_10110 6 лет назад +96

    30:42-30:50 ummm the star spangled banner IS the national anthemmmm.... so jenna was kinda right... and julien was kinda right... but their both wrong for thinking that SSB and the national anthem are two differetn songs...

    • @isaacatcitty2698
      @isaacatcitty2698 6 лет назад +11

      Okay, I'm really glad someone else caught that.

    • @madelinenickell2193
      @madelinenickell2193 6 лет назад +2

      I was just going to say that but I couldn’t tell if they were joking or not... but based on some of their other answers, I feel like they were serious

    • @midwestmasocist
      @midwestmasocist 6 лет назад +3

      I was looking for this comment

    • @jennifershidler
      @jennifershidler 6 лет назад +4

      I came to the comment section just to make sure I wasn’t alone in this thought. Lol

  • @jenniferevans7952
    @jenniferevans7952 6 лет назад +39

    I love Jenna and Julien a weird amount. Please never leave me.

  • @emmahawkins-fowler9768
    @emmahawkins-fowler9768 5 лет назад +131

    Yes 1000m in a km because our *MEASUREMENTS MAKE SENSE*

    • @darkstar2874
      @darkstar2874 4 года назад +21

      Emo Gang I was thinking the same at “there’s 3 feet in a yard” WHY 3? Not 4, not 5, not 10, but 3! That’s so small it’s basically useless at reducing values and it’s an odd number which makes calculations harder than they need to be. WHO’S IDEA WAS THAT?

    • @id3389
      @id3389 4 года назад +6

      darkstar2874 also, is a foot a small foot, a big foot, a small step, WHO THE HELL KNOWS

    • @sydneykrueger5967
      @sydneykrueger5967 4 года назад +6

      I D a foot is twelve inches not meant to mean the size of someone’s actual foot lol, @Emma Hawkins-Fowler as an American I feel personally attacked it makes sense to us, which doesn’t to you but I also don’t understand the metric system so...

    • @EV1SCERATED
      @EV1SCERATED 4 года назад +3

      Sydney Krueger it was originally based on a foot’s length, and it absolutely does not make sense why do we measure things by fucking Feet And Inches Who Came Up With This

    • @maribethloynes6139
      @maribethloynes6139 4 года назад +7

      As an American, I completely agree, our measurement system is SO STUPID

  • @JessicaHill
    @JessicaHill 6 лет назад +176

    "Which is why 10 times 10 is 10,000." -- Julien

  • @tori7016
    @tori7016 6 лет назад +92

    I now understand why Kermit is the way he is.. he clearly takes after his nervous mother. Jenna you have no one to blame but yourself!

  • @LauriePenguin
    @LauriePenguin 6 лет назад +39

    Not sure if it's a Virgo thing or not, but I am the same way as Jenna with not asking people for help. Not store workers, not teachers, not anyone. I hate bothering people. I've always thought it was part of being a perfectionist in some ways. Like I can do it myself, don't need any help.

    • @heatheraddington289
      @heatheraddington289 6 лет назад +2

      Laurie Penguin I’m the same but a Taurus. We are stubborn like that.

    • @anniestoch4757
      @anniestoch4757 6 лет назад +2

      im a scorpio but like saaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @kristinagonzales79
      @kristinagonzales79 6 лет назад +2

      Laurie Penguin idk I’m a Leo and have the same issue! Unless my friend is also scared them my mom instinct kicks in 😂

    • @hannahburau3854
      @hannahburau3854 6 лет назад +1

      i’m a taurus and i’m the same way

    • @herebecauseofreddit
      @herebecauseofreddit 6 лет назад +2

      i'm a leo and yeah. i hate bothering people xD

  • @dededeedles
    @dededeedles 6 лет назад +29

    "4th grade, dude. They can't even *walk* yet and they're learning that."

  • @teresahxo
    @teresahxo 6 лет назад +26

    I love how Jenna had the right answer for the kilometer question but Julien somehow managed to aries-confuse her into thinking it was 100 when he mentioned the football field...fifth grade mind games xD

  • @leealvinnaeg9492
    @leealvinnaeg9492 6 лет назад +67

    I relate so much to Jenna on 18:40 ! I get too scared to ask for directions or make someone repeat their instructions which results to me constantly fucking up my life. 🤣😥

    • @leealvinnaeg9492
      @leealvinnaeg9492 6 лет назад +2

      Is that a virgo thing?
      I M A V I R G O

    • @rayrunn
      @rayrunn 6 лет назад

      BEEEEEECH SAME!!!!!!!!♍️♍️♍️♍️♍️♍️

  • @mh0699
    @mh0699 6 лет назад +33

    can julien dye his hair neon green so that it blend with the backdrop that would be funny af thanks

  • @arlohaseman8487
    @arlohaseman8487 6 лет назад +57

    "DRANK"
    "I think it's drunk"
    "... oh"

  • @madeleinekrebs2719
    @madeleinekrebs2719 6 лет назад +17

    Julien: "which of these instruments is a percussion instrument?"
    Jenna: Oooh hit me!
    ...ahahaha anyone else pick that up? 😂

  • @ha80144
    @ha80144 6 лет назад +83

    Lol the kilometre thing was pretty funny... but honestly I don’t know anything to do with miles so I can’t judge haha

  • @sphagnummoss7488
    @sphagnummoss7488 6 лет назад +61

    As someone born and raised in Illinois, I was cackling at their guesses for Lincoln's museum. We had that shit shoved in our heads in school cause it's all our state has besides corn and Chicago 😂

    • @G2GIGI177
      @G2GIGI177 6 лет назад +3

      Julien’s Office References same lol land of Lincoln hur hurr

    • @sphagnummoss7488
      @sphagnummoss7488 6 лет назад +1

      @@G2GIGI177 "Pennsylvania is a strong guess" me - BBAHSJSAHFLSALDJF OMG NO ITS NOT

    • @janineflanagan5215
      @janineflanagan5215 6 лет назад +1

      LITERALLY THAT'S IT! IT'S EITHER CHICAGO, CORN, OR SOY.

    • @koukonei
      @koukonei 6 лет назад +1

      WELCOME TO ILLINOIS WE HAVE CHICAGO CORN AND ABE LINCOLN

    • @sierralayton3966
      @sierralayton3966 6 лет назад +1

      Julien’s Office References FOR REAL

  • @Hershey30HersheyBear
    @Hershey30HersheyBear 5 лет назад +84

    "if y = 3x and 3x = 12 what does y equal?" LMAO 😂😂😂 didn't even need to do math for that one

  • @TheKyfe
    @TheKyfe 6 лет назад +133

    Julien, the human brain is designed to reward you for problem solving. When someone completes a problem (including algebra and other math problems), the brain emits dopamine. So it's completely normal for you to have had a sense of satisfaction for completing math problems. The reason why people hate math today is because the way mathematics is taught in public schools. For 2,000 years, people learned mathematics through the Euclid Method. It hasn't been until the 19th-20th century that the Euclid Method was abandoned. There's a whole lot to go into about this, but the TL;DR version is that the people who set up the public school system wanted to train the average citizen to be factory workers and nothing more. They had to set up a system where the people learning did NOT get the dopamine reward for learning, so they weren't interested in further educating themselves. This is not a conspiracy theory, but is well documented public record.
    www.storyofmathematics.com/hellenistic_euclid.html
    ruclips.net/video/-fpiCJCeE48/видео.html

    • @mandymoon9333
      @mandymoon9333 6 лет назад +2

      TheKyfe whoa !

    • @mandymoon9333
      @mandymoon9333 6 лет назад +17

      The government has hated us and wants us to miserable since the beginning of time. REVOLT!

    • @voidfishtm2371
      @voidfishtm2371 6 лет назад +2

      But... I still like math

    • @officerk1693
      @officerk1693 6 лет назад +2

      Dang that's interesting and sad and messed up

    • @TheKyfe
      @TheKyfe 6 лет назад +9

      Sakura .K I'm no expert on the Euclid Method; however, the aspect difference that has been enunciated is that with the Euclid Method of teaching, the focus is on achieving the solution, but the way math is taught today, the focus is on the process. Great lengths are gone to teach the process of mathematics, and the actual answers don't matter (if you've ever had college level calculus, then you'll know. In my Calculus 2 class, we never had to get a final solution, we only had to show the proper steps). Working and working and working to get to a solution that doesn't matter or the teacher doesn't even have you reach is what doesn't bring the dopamine reward after the expense of mental concentration. The brain is wired to give us a reward for problem SOLVING, not problem processing.