Bruh that's what you get when you do something that can/does/could turn into a hostage situation.... Then again there are comments saying it might just be a news chopper
Seems kinda obvious what she was saying. She thought it was just simple shoplifting which isn't a big deal but I'm guessing an officer told her it counts as organized crime, because its a shoplifting ring, so she snitched real quick
You know whats fucked up? Many of these chain-stores take all the cost of shoplifting out of the employee's bonus/wages. Yeah, im not joking.. Its so screwed up on multiple levels. Punish the low wage workers for random thieves.
@@amadeuschavez. the link is a video on his channel of a boxer knocking out "a black guy" so that he can artificially gain views on his stupid channel. Not related at all, and is spam.
I swear, you guys in the USA don't pay as much taxes as some of us in Europe. But your tax dollars have the wildest use on Earth "So, what you're going to do with my money?" "Oh you konw, just buy a new helicopter for the cop of this tiny city with a sholifting problem, they seem like they really need it"
i love the referee lady. she is moderating both sides. "Don't bite him. oh also, you watch your mouth and be a gentleman." true lawful neutral alignment right there.
Saw that “puffy” case once before. She would steal the items and then return them for a store credit card. Honestly not sure why they didn’t just change the return policy to require a receipt....but I gusss that would make too much sense.
@@mathieumansire372 Sucks for the store because they have to deal with adult toddlers who will fall to the ground kicking and screaming until they get their $13.99 extension cord refunded out of pure disgust on the employee part.
Charlie’s references and analogies are so obscure that nobody in my family understands the shit he says, but he sounds so well-spoken that everything he said makes sense
The sad part is I had to keep edditing my comment and adding spaces and unnecessary symbols to it bc RUclips kept deleting it. Thanks RUclips....or Charlie...
@@rordongamsey3057 I mean given the speed the helicopter and everything got there odds are they were already in the area, not like it took off to come after him. Guess that dude was just really unlucky.
As someone who worked in retail, you aren’t even supposed to attack the shoplifter like that. all you can do is yell at them, physical contact is a lawsuit, even by security
statistically speaking some of those karate dudes totally shoplift and don't get my started on the kids. There are approximately 27 million shoplifters (1 in 11 people) in the United States today. More than 10 million people have been caught shoplifting in the past five years. There is no profile of the “typical shoplifter.” Approximately 25 percent of shoplifters are kids.
Bro... They talk about Puffy like the Santa Blanka leader from Ghost Recon Wildlands. They're all like "If we reach Puffy, we can reach her accomplices"
@@Swagmessiah4 he's low-key sad that our country is falling apart bc of the ridiculous bl .m movement. They are now charging them when a DUI person attacks them and uses t .-asers on them.they are now quitting and not even responding to some calls now bc they know their is now a solid chance they will be c.+h arged for doing their job correctly.. This all bc SOMEBODY(who once pointing a fi.re - arm at a pregnant woman ) was wrongly k-+.illed which Everyone agreed was wrong and guy is being c.-harged... But guess what B .L , M geniuses, there were only a handful of LEGALLY UNJUSTIFIED d eat-ths in 2019...THATS IT.(not to mention more w-. hites were k- - .illed that way). This r-. ace craze nonsense(that is also resulting in mass property d.e-.estruction, fueling more unnecessary h.-+atred,and a bunch of d- -.e-a.t hs,....) Is ridiculous
I thought I entered a second realm when I heard those words, never thought in 2020 I'd hear anyone even utter the words sly cooper, much less god himself
where I live the shopkeepers are told not to try do these crazy citizen arrest type things to hold people for stealing shit, but rather to just call the police and give their description/a photo of them instead. after seeing all these people forced down on the ground and held at gunpoint and wrestled and shit just for stealing a few hundred dollars worth of shit, I really understand why.
Maybe they shouldn't be stealing shit if they don't want to be manhandled and arrested. He could have complied and waited for the police to arrive so they could get it all worked out, but no he freaked out and tried to escape because he knew he did something wrong and he was going to get in trouble because of it. I hate it when people defend crime/criminals and act like it shouldn't be taken seriously if they're not robbing a bank or murdering someone. Also find it interesting how your example isn't a few dollars worth of candy bars, but hundreds of dollars worth of shit as if that's nothing.
Let's see how you would run after getting away from three grown men trying to grapple with you; dude was exhausted. That's probably why he had that water at the gas station LOL
You clearly haven’t met Jon Jones, the master of both the martial arts and the art of eye poking. Truly unstoppable. Like it or not this is the apex of human hand to hand combat.
@tutu poofter pants Spitting, well I'm not sure how what you spit at, ear grabbing, we did that all the time in wrestling, and even then it's hard to grab someone's ear, biting, what are you going to bite and how, people do bite in mma, the guy just rams his arm down the other's throat. Now eye pokes, they "work." Muhammad Ali and Jon Jones "accidentally" use eye pokes, but unlike suplexes, roundhouse kick and uppercuts, they're not that effective.
@tutu poofter pants how would you bite someone's neck, you can headbutt them, but that's just not what the human skull was designed for. If someone spits in your face that does almost nothing, people have spat in my face. Again, pulling ears, you can do something with that, but wrestlers do that all the time, speaking of which, you take a guy who wrestled for one year, and he shoots on you, you better have a bladed weapon out before he shoots, or you get a really good sprawl. On having the keys in your fingers, if you can't hit someone's chin with a jab while wearing giant boxing gloves, your not going to hit someone's eye with a very small key. Chucking a good sized stone at someone, yeah, that will do some damage, especially in the mountains where I come from. When you were talking about eye pokes eye thought you meant striking, but you do that grappling, and BJJ blue belt breaks your arm. Edit: Oh yes the groin, the groin strike only became illegal in Muay Thai in the 90s, and Muay Thai is hundreds of years old.
The story about Puffy is hilarious and happens too often. There is a legitimate syndicate in my country, with the leader and his main 'crew' known. They would hit the bookstores, including the Christian bookstore, and easily steal between $400-$800 of goods in a single store. They would have people entering and exiting the parking lot for pick ups, so the stock was gone within 5 minutes. They would move onto the next bookstore in the complex, hit it, and only leave after getting enough books or if the risk was too high. I was also working at a different bookstore when I heard the same franchise mentioned above had two or three books, worth +-$200 individually, stolen from a display right in front of their cameras and cashier desk. They would make A LOT of money in month, even if they only hit our store once, and sometimes even if they failed to hit our store since they'd be getting from the 100s of bookstores around the country. The same man was arrested across the country pulling the same scheme, with half the same crew. He was released within a month and this syndicate still operates.
Don’t forget to bring your run flat tires and RPG just Incase shit gets real and the choppers come in. As long as you got your bullet proof vest covering your torso you should be completely bulletproof so don’t worry. This stuff may cost a few racks but if you steal enough chips and shirts from the store it should more than cover it.
@@CitizenSnips69 It also wouldn't hurt to have your flying vehicle out front to make a quick and reliable get away. If you have a flying bike it should only take you a few seconds to fly outside the city limits.
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ oh no like grass and streets outside ? Floor is lava ? I bet where is more fungus in a bathroom then in a school gym because a gym is big and mostly dry !
Actual 5 stars lol. I was expecting the FBI to roll up and storm the backdoor, and then a military tank to just randomly break through a wall. Shouldn't of stolen that bottle of water.
these martial artists look like they are still in a tutorial spamming the button to kick lol btw i draw stupid charicatures of famous people if anyone is interested
I just noticed the target the shoplifter stole from is exact same target I've been shopping at for years, and that gas station is also one I've gone to a coupe times
"Sir we got a call for a shoplifter."
"Finally some crime, ready my tank!"
Man they might need me cause the guy may have shoplifted some hidden shit that the governments don’t want to tell you
@@rozanfaust2967 "Oh no! He stole that nutella jar that secretely had blueprints for nuclear weapons engraved on the jar!"
@@ayo5307
Sir he STOLE the chocolate!
@@raddragon1373 God dammit that was my lunch
@@rozanfaust2967 "He stole the Big Gulp Recipe (TM)! HE MUST'NT BE LEFT ALIVE!"
Imagine 1 minute being a lowly shoplifter and the next surrounded in a gas station by half the city’s police and a chopper at gunpoint.
He accidentally used the cheat to max his wanted level instead of making it disappear, I've made that mistake once in GTA
Imagine if they called in an A-10
Bruh that's what you get when you do something that can/does/could turn into a hostage situation.... Then again there are comments saying it might just be a news chopper
yeah dont be a dick and shoplift.
@@monke980 that's not the point. The point is the police way over reacted in these situation like bringing in a fucking helicopter
“You can’t shoplift here!”
“Yeah, why not?”
She _did_ make a compelling argument, I’d give her a pass.
Whoamicazerson
Right, corporations and their masters loot from us every day all day.
she invested too much points in alchemy and not in speech
“if u dont let me shoplift your gay”
Typical teen/kid response
Shoplifter: take a bag of skittles and runs
Cashier:*calls in the military*
payday in a nutshell
Lmfao
Haha funny
* Razormind starts playing *
The military: A-10 Warthog cannon goes brrrr
Puffy: *steals over years for different people*
Also Puffy: "I didn't know it was that serious"
she probably thought that cuz she was never confronted
She just wants to seem innocent to the camera, of course she knew it was bad
Seems kinda obvious what she was saying. She thought it was just simple shoplifting which isn't a big deal but I'm guessing an officer told her it counts as organized crime, because its a shoplifting ring, so she snitched real quick
puffy is a friggin mob boss like al capone but for wallmart
@@minimaster0328 Oh shit 😂
“You can’t shoplift here” , yes, I’ll go shoplift somewhere else
You know whats fucked up? Many of these chain-stores take all the cost of shoplifting out of the employee's bonus/wages. Yeah, im not joking.. Its so screwed up on multiple levels. Punish the low wage workers for random thieves.
@@amadeuschavez. the link is a video on his channel of a boxer knocking out "a black guy" so that he can artificially gain views on his stupid channel. Not related at all, and is spam.
Bilb Ono That’s cool and all, but like... who asked?
I am right and you are not I mean he was addressing CJ and nobody else excluding you as well
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono lol
This man got a 5 star wanted level for stealing a gas station water bottle
llJeezusll that is exactly how it goes in gta 5
The video cutoff just as a tank was about to roll in.
@@viller7939
that would have been the 6th star though
Imagine if he killed a chicken
@@Abejaved Now thts some skyrim reference
4:31 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this”
Cameraman: “oh my b”
LOLOLOL
What does oh my b mean?
@@Duckycz my bad
@@grantic5413 oh yeah it makes sense now, thank you!
@@grantic5413 why dont you just add the “ad” on the end
Calling in a helicopter for a suspected shoplifter is what my tax dollars pay for.
I guess so unfortunately
basically gta
I swear, you guys in the USA don't pay as much taxes as some of us in Europe. But your tax dollars have the wildest use on Earth
"So, what you're going to do with my money?"
"Oh you konw, just buy a new helicopter for the cop of this tiny city with a sholifting problem, they seem like they really need it"
It would have been cheaper to let him steal the stuff lol 😂
The money always goes back to Sam you’re just borrowing it, it doesn’t matter how hard you work it’s not really YOURS U-U
“You can’t shoplift here!”
“Yeah, why not?”
*Your Speechcraft skill increased*
Speech 100
epic reddit moment
Ah yes the negotiator
Compelling argument though
“Only 5 packs of yugioh cards” Charlie, that’s a terrible crime and it shouldn’t be taken lightly
That's enough for the KaibaCorp secret police to bust down your door and sell you to Pegasus.
Any scenario where you can potentially make out with 5 Blue Eyes White Dragons should be a max sentence felony.
@@amadeuschavez. dude stop spamming your channel, you are pathetic. Everyone report this guy kid for spam.
Calm down it was a goddamn joke ffs😂
@@Sbeved impossible. There are only 3 in existance after Kiaba ripped the 4th.
i love the referee lady. she is moderating both sides. "Don't bite him. oh also, you watch your mouth and be a gentleman."
true lawful neutral alignment right there.
Honestly it was refreshing to have a center point in one of these videos.
“You can’t shoplift here!”
”yeah why not?”
99999999999 IQ
It's over 9000!
Ah yes, the negotiator.
My bad. I'll go somewhere where it's allowed
Who says I can't shoplift
I cant believe that they had to call the special forces to arrest the “shoplifter”
"That's the point sarge"
excuse you you mean puffy
I didn't expect to see jonathan joestar here of all places
@@OnigiriOnion ikr
Nobody trust this dude, he can't keep a secret to save his life.
I love the fact that all he put in the search bar is shoplifting florida
The end of the vid is in Cali
The definition of Florida is shoplifting
@@dribbledroppin310 how
It literally says lady goes crazy after she shoplifts
@@kjbclassics9949 It's different in the next clip, chief
“Please help me 🥺”
“No you’re going to jail”
“Ughhh”
And then he moans lol
“😩”
"stop! please stop!"
Persuasion Failed
The fuel of that helicopter probably cost more than what he stole.
It definitely did
By a couple thousand times
hed probably have to shoplift 100000 more yugioh cards to just to get even
Crazy what they are willing to do to catch a guy stealing Yugioh cards
What do you mean probably...?
“Please help me”
“No you’re going to jail”
*_moans erotically_*
Yea, keep talking dirty to him
Yummy yummy
Yeah and shockingly enough nobody burnt down Wendy's
I think it was because of that dude pressed up behind him... 🤣
He's just trying to replace live PD at this point
rip.
This was before live PD was shut down
He needs his fix
His phantom pain won't stop hurting
why was live pd shut down
“Be a gentleman!”
“Ok”
seems fair
"40 dollars worth of shirts" So like. One shirt.
maybe half a shirt.
Dawg what, I get shirts online like 6-7 bucks each
@@monke3231 she just shoplifts from the internet by entering it like a digimon warrior
bro are you buying a shirt or a tailored suit
@Daym A pack of plain white t-shirts costs like $6. Slap a brand on the front of a single white t-shirt and suddenly it's $60.
4:30 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this..”
Camera guy: “oh sorry” *fixes it*
“Much better”
My bad, God. I'll turn the camera.
My guy is so funny bra
She’s not fat, she just has everything she stole under her shirt.
Lmao nice
wait a minute... so my parents arent fat, they just have stolen goods under their shits, good to know
what is that song at starting?
@@adampower9757 karate music
youbick lmao, exactly, someone gets it. But fr tho, you need to turn them in. I know, very sad.
some guy: steals one pack of gum
the U.N Military Forces: so you have chosen death
"You can't shoplift"
"Why?"
"Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, bimbo"
Jimbo*
@@lintyscorpion2692 *nimbo
@@monke980 *timbo
@@user-sp9jx6bo3z kimbo
@@lintyscorpion2692 its bimbo and im not going to explain the joke here
Saw that “puffy” case once before. She would steal the items and then return them for a store credit card. Honestly not sure why they didn’t just change the return policy to require a receipt....but I gusss that would make too much sense.
Because that's not as cool as arresting people
Do you really not know why?
That policy sounds great until the 100000 Karen’s come in screeching that they lost their receipt.
@@gracecoots9008 sucks for them then
@@mathieumansire372 Sucks for the store because they have to deal with adult toddlers who will fall to the ground kicking and screaming until they get their $13.99 extension cord refunded out of pure disgust on the employee part.
Steals like 5 packs of yugioh cards; gets sent like an entire squad of cop cars and a helicopter too. Gotta justify the budget somehow I guess
those packs must have contained the Exodia Forbidden one.. XD we can't let him have it!
@@marclenraymagdaraog691 We'll all be sent to the Shadow Realm if he obtains all 5 pieces of the Forbidden One 😱
Imma assume your pfp is from let it die and call you a man of culture
@@realstiffy7699 ah. Fellow believers in the power of the mushrooms:)
@@jasBoop :)
Charlie’s references and analogies are so obscure that nobody in my family understands the shit he says, but he sounds so well-spoken that everything he said makes sense
Yeah the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are so obscure lol
Live PD isnt around to save us anymore, now the world is falling apart
These vids are actually pretty old.
The sad part is I had to keep edditing my comment and adding spaces and unnecessary symbols to it bc RUclips kept deleting it. Thanks RUclips....or Charlie...
fredettaboutit I’m pretty sure the commenter was making a joke
@@fredettaboutit Did you have an aneurysm?
@@catmint9 irrelevant
"I shoplifted and got caught, but I bet NO ONE would think me dumb enough to shoplift again nearby!"
Jsut like gta
and then get out with a water bottle and act like I didnt do anything
What a master plan, very cunning indeed
Nah, the real theft here is my tax dollars going into bringing a helicopter and half a dozen cops to thwart a shoplifter.
I'm pretty sure stores and the people that work there pay taxes too. So your whole point there is pretty invalid
@@TheRealNoob933 there’s no need for the whole tank division to swoop in for one fckin dude
Nvm wrong comment chain xd
@@TheRealNoob933 So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
@@rordongamsey3057 I mean given the speed the helicopter and everything got there odds are they were already in the area, not like it took off to come after him. Guess that dude was just really unlucky.
As someone who worked in retail, you aren’t even supposed to attack the shoplifter like that. all you can do is yell at them, physical contact is a lawsuit, even by security
Attack? Phsyical contact? He only grabbed the product, it was the woman who contacted him.
@@borosdavidattila you still can’t grab the product all you can do is yell at them
@@borosdavidattila that wasn't a retail worker, it was a random guy who was doing the right thing
in retail we were told to not take action. if it was a simple not paid item in a store bag, we will take it but we can’t search their belongings
the greeters at my old job didn’t do shit either they’d hear the beep and excuse them
“You can’t shoplift here”
“Why”
She makes a compelling argument
It's hard to argue with her assessments
Diamond Gamer stolen comment
😆 why did u steal the top comment.
Jay Blazer well I didn’t see the other comment. Please don’t get butthurt about a youtube comment.
They just used words that's same with the top comment, so people nowdays can't say any words without being told 'Stolen Comment' ?
title: shoplifting gets wild
video: starts off with a karate segment
You have to always prepare yourself no matter what
statistically speaking some of those karate dudes totally shoplift and don't get my started on the kids. There are approximately 27 million shoplifters (1 in 11 people) in the United States today. More than 10 million people have been caught shoplifting in the past five years. There is no profile of the “typical shoplifter.” Approximately 25 percent of shoplifters are kids.
@Violet Fields Personally I disagree.
Top 10 anime plot twists
@@ricksanchez1079 only 25%? Shit as kids we stole everything, bikes phones laptops food BBQs (we'd have a BBQ on the block)
Bro... They talk about Puffy like the Santa Blanka leader from Ghost Recon Wildlands. They're all like "If we reach Puffy, we can reach her accomplices"
Accomplices
@@sissyphussartre2907 akomplaces
@@arandomdeadperson43 ecambloses
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 okomplases
5:25 They take the security at this target seriously.
The
“Don’t come back to this Target, you hear me?”
just gave me chills.
Puffy: did you know that organizing crime is organized crime
Hmmm I did not know that
"yes, the floor is made of floor."
woah
the water is really wet
@@Lon3wolfexe Water is not wet the object it comes in contact with is wet.
Steals from gas station
“GET THE MARINES!”
*so you have chosen death.*
Payday 2 logic. Get swarmed by the national guard in the first 30sec or get a out of jail card for free.
Playing gta in hard mode, are you hmmm
HungryHunter laughs in ecm rush
@@HungryHunter Aaaaaaaaaah!
I *NEED* A MEDIC BAG!
0:20 When you only press low kick on the Mortal Kombat arcade machine
mookay
This is literally me in Injustice 2
@@thestrangler2688 bruh I got piss on some of the story scene in injustice 2
@@LikeMySoul864 you what?
@@LikeMySoul864 am i retarded or did what you wrote make zero sense
"dont tell me its filmed like this"
"much better"
Charlie used his psionic abilities to will the cameraman to do his bidding
I swear he says, "This is the Los Santos Police department."
7:10
GTA flashbacks
New GTA 6 looking good
This gave GTA vibes too. I was like “When are they gonna open fire on him?” 😂
Well los Santos is a real place
Florida really is just a gta online server
Charlie sounds depressed and happy at the same time.
he’s still grieving live pd :(
That's him everytime
Because he is probably
@@Swagmessiah4 he's low-key sad that our country is falling apart bc of the ridiculous bl .m movement. They are now charging them when a DUI person attacks them and uses t .-asers on them.they are now quitting and not even responding to some calls now bc they know their is now a solid chance they will be c.+h arged for doing their job correctly.. This all bc SOMEBODY(who once pointing a fi.re - arm at a pregnant woman ) was wrongly k-+.illed which Everyone agreed was wrong and guy is being c.-harged... But guess what B .L , M geniuses, there were only a handful of LEGALLY UNJUSTIFIED d eat-ths in 2019...THATS IT.(not to mention more w-. hites were k- - .illed that way). This r-. ace craze nonsense(that is also resulting in mass property d.e-.estruction, fueling more unnecessary h.-+atred,and a bunch of d- -.e-a.t hs,....) Is ridiculous
Losing Live PD is the most tragic thing to happen in his life.
I appreciate that Sly 2 reference
Hello JoJotuber
Who are you
I Loved the stop motion!
3:07 Sly Cooper 2 reference
What it do Shuck
I love how puffy has a gang of shoplifters
Mafia boss Puffy and her shoplifting minions
Its just like London all over again
"You can't shoplift here"
"Yeah? Why not?"
"Because that's illegal"
"But someone was gonna buy it anyway so it's fine
"You can't shoplift here!"
"Yeah, why not?"
*Logic.exe has stopped working*
An error has occurred while running Logic.exe
Ma'am, you have to go to the store across the street for shoplifting
@@bilto7254 You must be on windows vista.
My man did a Sly Cooper reference, what a man of immense culture
@@tomterthe4455 faccttttsss first video game i ever beat
Confirmed furry.
@@A1phaz0ne how
He did? I didn’t notice. When did that happen?
I thought I entered a second realm when I heard those words, never thought in 2020 I'd hear anyone even utter the words sly cooper, much less god himself
I can't believe when my brother stole Yu-Gi-Oh Card Packs as a kid, he could've been struck down by the entire police station at any moment.
where I live the shopkeepers are told not to try do these crazy citizen arrest type things to hold people for stealing shit, but rather to just call the police and give their description/a photo of them instead. after seeing all these people forced down on the ground and held at gunpoint and wrestled and shit just for stealing a few hundred dollars worth of shit, I really understand why.
like bank clerks just cooperating with the robbers and not giving a fuck about the money
holy shit desinc you are here
Hi desinc
Police wont do anything unless they see it
Maybe they shouldn't be stealing shit if they don't want to be manhandled and arrested.
He could have complied and waited for the police to arrive so they could get it all worked out, but no he freaked out and tried to escape because he knew he did something wrong and he was going to get in trouble because of it.
I hate it when people defend crime/criminals and act like it shouldn't be taken seriously if they're not robbing a bank or murdering someone.
Also find it interesting how your example isn't a few dollars worth of candy bars, but hundreds of dollars worth of shit as if that's nothing.
That same song playing during each karate match gets me every time. 😂
Shop lifter: “please help me” security: “no you’re going to jail”
5:11 also shoplifter: *moans*
*uhhhhhh*
Thanks for describing the video I just watched.
@@crushbeast29 wow your so smart, here's your gold star 🌟
Sheep Ketchup Is it that time for you?
Cr1tikal: Don't tell me its filmed like this.
Cameraman: Oh shit my bad! *Fixes camera*
Cr1tikal: Much better..
The cameraman knew he's watching
i think charlie has faked a deep voice for so long it’s just natural now
He gets high pitched when he’s excited though
Wait it's fake? Are there any clips of him with his normal voice?
@@jackkraken3888 this is his "normal" voice but his TRUE voice is revealed whenever he sees a cockroach 5 meters near him
Is that how your voice got so deep Batman?
A Russian Spy i’m batman
“You can’t shoplift here”
“Why not?”
“Oh shit you’re right have a good day ma’am”
@Aiman Maraidi Yeah shoplifting is a constitutional right.
he's having live PD withdrawals and is trying to find a substitute
The way you make these hilarious jokes so smoothly and show no laughter at all makes me die
These shoplifting videos where more intense than the one's on Pornhub
@@0commonsense458 you're not old enough to be here are you 😆
Hol up
Were*
But “are” would make more sense than were
What is pornhub mom told me it was a meat selling company(im 25)
Stand user: Puffy
Stand name: "Money For Nothin"
Ability: Able to retrieve any item in a 5m radius
That'd be a cool stand power, ngl
Just imagine you're at gunpoint, then you pull a switcheroo and point the gun back at him.
@@life_archive7840 or you dad gets the belt again to abuse you then you say omah wah nu shin du rooooooo!
Shigekiyo: “Oh so it’s the same type of stand as Harvest”
@@molagstormy-balls3662 It's actually "Omae wa mou shindeiru". To pronounce it, it's Oh-my-uh-wah mo-shin-day-ee-roo.
@@molagstormy-balls3662 idk how you got that so wrong 😂
Me: I want Live PD
My mom: We have Live PD at home
The Live PD at home:
@Sightless_Seeker I've seen you on Tomatoes trash lol
5:34 That guy actually needs to get arrested just for running like that.
Unity preset
Let's see how you would run after getting away from three grown men trying to grapple with you; dude was exhausted. That's probably why he had that water at the gas station LOL
-"You don't wanna mess with me."
-"Why not?"
-"I have the black belt in karate."
His black belt skills: 0:19
You clearly haven’t met Jon Jones, the master of both the martial arts and the art of eye poking. Truly unstoppable. Like it or not this is the apex of human hand to hand combat.
Unless they've got abs then you can't rely on a stomach hit
@tutu poofter pants Spitting, well I'm not sure how what you spit at, ear grabbing, we did that all the time in wrestling, and even then it's hard to grab someone's ear, biting, what are you going to bite and how, people do bite in mma, the guy just rams his arm down the other's throat. Now eye pokes, they "work." Muhammad Ali and Jon Jones "accidentally" use eye pokes, but unlike suplexes, roundhouse kick and uppercuts, they're not that effective.
tutu poofter pants ruclips.net/video/c5dQIa0Z3n4/видео.html
@tutu poofter pants how would you bite someone's neck, you can headbutt them, but that's just not what the human skull was designed for. If someone spits in your face that does almost nothing, people have spat in my face. Again, pulling ears, you can do something with that, but wrestlers do that all the time, speaking of which, you take a guy who wrestled for one year, and he shoots on you, you better have a bladed weapon out before he shoots, or you get a really good sprawl. On having the keys in your fingers, if you can't hit someone's chin with a jab while wearing giant boxing gloves, your not going to hit someone's eye with a very small key. Chucking a good sized stone at someone, yeah, that will do some damage, especially in the mountains where I come from. When you were talking about eye pokes eye thought you meant striking, but you do that grappling, and BJJ blue belt breaks your arm.
Edit: Oh yes the groin, the groin strike only became illegal in Muay Thai in the 90s, and Muay Thai is hundreds of years old.
MMM Seems like such a waste of the taxpayers dollar to send multiple cars, multiple officers and a helicopter to take care of an unarmed shoplifter.
Kinda weird yea one car and 2 officers would be more then sufficient.
Shoplifter: *shoplifts twice in one night
Police: *this is an avengers level threat*
Defund the police
@@Flipindabird23 hope thats a joke you know kinda hard to read on the internet.
They're getting paid even if they're just standing around, may as well make them do something
"You can’t shoplift here"
"Yeh why not?"
No no she’s got a point
The story about Puffy is hilarious and happens too often. There is a legitimate syndicate in my country, with the leader and his main 'crew' known. They would hit the bookstores, including the Christian bookstore, and easily steal between $400-$800 of goods in a single store. They would have people entering and exiting the parking lot for pick ups, so the stock was gone within 5 minutes. They would move onto the next bookstore in the complex, hit it, and only leave after getting enough books or if the risk was too high.
I was also working at a different bookstore when I heard the same franchise mentioned above had two or three books, worth +-$200 individually, stolen from a display right in front of their cameras and cashier desk. They would make A LOT of money in month, even if they only hit our store once, and sometimes even if they failed to hit our store since they'd be getting from the 100s of bookstores around the country.
The same man was arrested across the country pulling the same scheme, with half the same crew. He was released within a month and this syndicate still operates.
Let me guess, eastern Europe?
@@prussiangermansoldier2987 South Africa
@@Mr._Newb_McMuffin LULULULULULULULU
Man who has beaten a Grandmaster's prized pupil in six turns reacts to people kung-fu fighting and shoplifting.
Speedrun to black belt incoming.
And sex toy world record holder.
When you are so early the mrbeast bots haven't been removed yet
When you've never been early enough to know what mrbeast bots are
@@BarnacleBoy42069 it's that thing from that episode of Jimmy neutron
When you're so early you see one of the many comments that says "when you're so early"
Ok boomer
I knew it was coming
I’m so happy that a homeless person started a RUclips channel
And he’s making some money
I’m so proud of him
What a accomplishment
I doubt he's making any money. RUclips doesn't pay anyone above a PG-13 rating.
He was homeless
@@PANZERFAUST90 he has a single ad at the end of his video so he probably makes half a penny per view
@@BarnacleBoy42069 lol fair enough
Hehe, 69 likes
Imagine going from trying to steal Legos from target too being in a stand off with the police force at a gas station
“you can’t shoplift here”
“yeah, why not?”
gotem, or as charlie would say, “what a gut busting wisecrack”
You know she's not innocent. She admitted it!
The last time i came this early i became a father
Okay, Reddit.
Should have came earlier than you just have laundry to do
mookay
dont lie, virgin
👁👄👁
"help me! please help me!"
"No man, your going to jail!"
Bruh that "yeah? Why not?" was such an unexpected response that even the guard took a few seconds to process it
The key to succesful shoplifting is to pull out a gun and wave it at the cashier. I did it in GTA V it works every time.
That isnt shop lifting thats robbery silly
Don’t forget to bring your run flat tires and RPG just Incase shit gets real and the choppers come in. As long as you got your bullet proof vest covering your torso you should be completely bulletproof so don’t worry. This stuff may cost a few racks but if you steal enough chips and shirts from the store it should more than cover it.
@@jhvibes3471 it's just shoplifting, but stealth was optional
@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 She just went for loud stealth and I think it worked well
@@CitizenSnips69
It also wouldn't hurt to have your flying vehicle out front to make a quick and reliable get away.
If you have a flying bike it should only take you a few seconds to fly outside the city limits.
charlie gets more homeless by the day
yet, seems to be happier by the same time lol
he s becoming master in being homeless
He’s studying to become an expert at it..
dumbcrap TV „1 way on how to get likes on penguinz0 channel“ by dumbcrap TV
@@maukeep3061 i thought it's just LOOKING homeless
Day 581 of asking Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga
god speed lego man
Yes
oh god that’s long-
•hanaKo• that’s what she said
Just do it Charlie! For Christ’s sake this man is about to die of dissatisfaction if he has to keep asking!
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the cops actually had Dunkin Donuts in the interview room? 3:47
💀💀💀
Is no one else uncomfortable that they were bare foot in the high school gym?
_Y'all were barefoot?_
foot fungus
I hate being bare foot, and I don’t like feet
Being barefoot is normal for karate. I was more uncomfortable by their sloppy stances.
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ oh no like grass and streets outside ? Floor is lava ? I bet where is more fungus in a bathroom then in a school gym because a gym is big and mostly dry !
Actual 5 stars lol. I was expecting the FBI to roll up and storm the backdoor, and then a military tank to just randomly break through a wall. Shouldn't of stolen that bottle of water.
If Charlie shaved his beard and cut his hair real short and made no mention of it, nobody would know who he is.
"Hmm, that short man wielding a fleshlight flail looks familiar but the length of his hair doesn't"
A new Fleshlight knight has entered the arena.
They would think that Charlie from the past time traveled to the future
“PLEASE HELP ME!”
“Nah, you’re goin to jail”
This video's got a lot of kick to it, needs a little more punch tho
Fair play mate
Hello black justin y
I’m not first
I’m not last
But most importantly nobody asked
Edit:This comment has aged better than I thought and the reply section is a blessing
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
These are the black belts the weird kids say they have.
“Don’t use your legs! Use your height advantage!” So... don’t! But, also, do!
5:10 "Please help me"
"No you're going to jail"
Top ten anime betrayals
The fuel to fly the chopper cost more than whatever that guy was even stealing. Well I'm sure the cops had fun at least.
"when the US have unlimited budget"
Jake Owens proof that GTA is based on reality
When you're accidently bumb on NPCs
Probably used for patrols, rather than being sent out for specific crimes. Might even be a news chopper or something.
He did assault someone but that's inconvenient to everyone in the comments.
“Never trust a man with a ponytail” that is completely unrelated to this video but I think it needs to be said
Wtf did i ever do to you?
@@thegadness he's right.
"I'd like to report shoplifting"
"Ok, what happened"
"He's just left. He grabbed some items, took a gum"
"SUSPECT ARMED, HE'S GOT A GUN!"
"You can't shoplift here"
"Yeah, why not?"
The answer put me into moral dilemma for awhile there lol
Gay adult films be like: shoplifter get taken from behind by three buff Asian
5:12
"Subject gets naked as meat falls down his pants"
*Doesn't that happen every time?*
She’s like oops I did a mafia
We have all been their girl friend
"She hid some cheese in her fat rolls" "NO! Those are mine!"
Gross
these martial artists look like they are still in a tutorial spamming the button to kick lol
btw i draw stupid charicatures of famous people if anyone is interested
ArtWithDatDude Official yea they’re spammers
that is how you get more points in championships
They aren't martial artists...
Fsdhuy The Superiour so they are spammers
Can you draw Carson crying
I would literally watch long form videos of cr1tikal commentating stuff like this all day, please make that happen.
"this is like sly cooper 2" you have no idea how full my heart felt after hearing that
She really just say "why not" i want her confidence 😳💅
You call that confidence?
@@genesisalexandria7506 any person with common sense would know the answer to that
The girl who shoplifted after replying with : "Why not?- My IQ is dum high. I have a IQ level of 189
Nux would be proud
@@wahidpawana424 Gotta spread the meme
Yup i agree with her iq level, but youve got something wrong. Its not 189 its 1+8-9
@@cherrypankek or perhaps its 1ate9
I just noticed the target the shoplifter stole from is exact same target I've been shopping at for years, and that gas station is also one I've gone to a coupe times
Then we're neighbors.
When he said Sly Cooper 2, nostalgia hit me in the face harder than puffy jumping on the bed.