Jreg saying no to nurse girl because of lack of job security when he’s a RUclipsr is some sort of level of irony that I’ve forgotten from being trapped in the jRegular arc for too long
When you said you wouldn’t date an autistic woman I started sobbing. But when you said that you would date a schizophrenic girl, I stopped crying and smiled. Thanks Jreg!
There’s nothing stopping men from being female except their primal fear. Move beyond the overton window of gender. Gender centrism is for losers, be a gender extremist. If you’re not at least a _little_ anarcho-female I don’t want to know you.
Jreg saying he wouldn't go for autistic girls but would go for schizo girls is the probably the worst thing that has happened to the ASD community this decade
So to summarize your type: You want a woman that can look after your needs but not be competitive with your ego i.e you want to date your mom who also likes stuff you like and is within your age range. Freud is so right.
And that's the problem. I don't want a woman with interests or hobbies of her own, I want one that just pretends to like mine. That takes effort (and a lack of self-esteem - major plus!).
BPD girl is the highest on the hot scale but also on the crazy scale. if u find it satisfying to be suicidal over your lover treating you badly, this is the one for you.
Even better, he accidentally used the primal fear color for it when it was just a wouldn't. Proves he sees Yan on the theoretical level, which is exactly the level of possibility they want you think they operate at, being peak Manics.
I watched this video within 30 seconds because my pathological connection is so strong with you jREG, this parasocial relationship is so great for my mental wellbeing!
Iris and Tastebuds are kind of like that but like any other dating app get far too limited in who you're allowed to date if you're not just into basic girls and only get 3 likes because the gender ratio is 9 men to 1 woman on average on every single app, and it costs money to boost your profile. For both I only ever got algorithm choices for women 30, 50 miles, sometimes multiple states away from me, and it took only one second on Tastebuds to realize no one on that app likes the music I do so I deleted it in the same hour I installed it.
I dispute the claim that Southern is a cottage core/eco fash/forest woman, i'd say she is american trad adjacent, old conservative, midwest hunstwoman girl instead, the cottage core -> eco fash -> esoteric forest druid girl, they are an entirely different entity type, they tend to have depictions/paintings of pagan women as their pfps and forest/space related emojis on their usernames (which are never easy to pronounce).
I love that none of us actually know what "would" and "wouldn't" refer to. Sure, we get the assumption, but for all we know it could be anything from "marry" to "write passive-agressive spam mail to".
Nice one Jreg It's always nice to fear woman sometimes, As a Woman I fear Women too, I identify myself with the category WFW acronym for Women fear Women (and you missed the Extroverted Apolitical girl/ Kabbalah girl, I don't feel seen enough)
I feel like there were definitely some archetypes missing from this list, the most prominent of them being the "dominatrix" and the "girl-genius", the latter of which is pretty interesting because you could have some cool sub-catagories ranging from female equivalents of Sherlock Holmes to Light Yagami.
Yeah well if you think of the “Bayonetta” type of gal, that falls both under the “dominatrix” and “dommy mommy” type, so kind of similar to the “wine aunt” and “mommy” tiers Jreg put in there.
@@zkcrisyee Was "dommy momm" and "wine aunt" in there? If so then I totally missed it, but that would definitely cover the bases for "dominatrix" and "sophisticated lady" titles I guess. Doesn't excuse "Girl-genius" and it's subcategories being missing though.
@@lavasqrl702 I was thinking of the female warrior archetype as well, but I feel like that could probably fall into female Chad. Personally I still feel "Amazonian" deserves it's own category though.
Received this on my home page; I read the title and thumbnail thought, “If watch this, I know gain nothing from it.” I am done watching the video, and my suspicions were accurate! Thank you Jreg!
Thanks jreg! I've been considering which box to put myself in as I grow into womanhood and in this has put a lot into perspective for me :) a lot to think about!
4:24 goddammit jreg i had never heard of dark academia before this mention, this sent me down a rabbit hole of learning about the most pretentious, classist, romanticizing aesthetic ever. it's like the "depression and addiction are beautiful" side of tumblr had a baby with a dead white guy
@@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug its true tho a pick me will pretend to like traditionaly male hobbies in order to get attention. While tomboys is the honest version of that as they dont do it for attention
Very cool content jregular! I found your opinion on the “femcel” girl to be a tad bit odd but otherwise you had very normal and enjoyable content! Looking forward to your next upload 🤠
I didn't get it either until I saw he was talking about Kidology as his frame of reference. Now, to be clear, I still don't get any, and I get not getting it, but I'm of the opinion that she could actually make a difference for some of these people who don't get it, and/or don't know why they can't get it, or don't understand why those who don't know why they can't get it carry on about not getting it. "And I like less than half of you half of what you all deserve." -Bilbo Baggins
you've buried and unburied yourself from so many different layers of irony that i have lost all sense of what is a joke, which means i can assume everything is a joke. thus, this is the funniest video i've ever seen!
Way to go JRekory!. You really showed those Canadian nurses who lack job security compared to pursing RUclips as a career due to the collapsed Canadian healthcare who's boss
ADHD is more of an undercurrent rather than a full-on type. It can manifest as sporty, ditzy, hyperacademic, restless/manic, obsessive... It's all over the map, and if you read between the lines for it, he's generally down. ... (Hi again, btw)
I'm glad you made no statement on jreg fan. now it's up in there air so you still have the chance to get with a fan of yours, without openly greenlighting it.
After a straight minute without seeing a single bit of green I thought this was gonna be a joke video where Jreg put Orange or Red for literally every girl in the list and just ended with "Shoot, guess I'm gay now."
I started screaming when he said he "Would" for Gacy, and I realized he wasn't just going to treat the video like a joke and put "Wouldn't " and "Primal Fear" for the entire video then go "Uh oh looks like I won't be able to date anyone." Then I went into the shower and cried for 3 hours before passing out.
I'm glad you're aware of her BC I'd love to see you chat to Kidology, maybe about the differences between "centrist" and "apolitical" idk I think there's a lot of room for you guys to have a very interesting conversation
@@roger4lead6 FEMALE TIERLIST, "i don't like any woman who is more powerful than me". He is explicitly treating people as objects of desire and he is clearly signaling that he wants to be in control of the relationship. As soon as you wander out of what a female should be (according to patriarchal standards) he doesn't like and that's of course part of the meta-joke
@@tu_nonna_emiliana Aren't relationships supposed to be equal? So it makes sense he'd not want to be in a relationship where he was treated as second class. The Patriarchy would like the Trad girl only and his choices aren't based on that. This kind of list is something that no one would have any problem with if it were a woman doing it about men. I love that Jreg is sort of a give no shits kind of guy and just does whatever he finds funny.
I’m thinking if the title of your video is "Female Archetype Tier List", um...it’s giving me drama. It’s giving me chaos. But maybe that’s just me being a little judgmental.
It would only be a logical next step to have a male archetype tierlist. Jreg is the type of guy who is high enough in Openness to do it and have a good laugh at the 100 shades of gray in between the Chad vs Virgin / Dopamine Intello Hipster vs Grounded Farmer different axis’s of the Masculine Archetype Compass.
Glad to see another person who understands the yandere appeal. As I always like to say, no blood on her hands means the relationship's too bland. Plus a few shared secrets is always nice for strengthening bonds!
you missed so many
- Broomhilda
- skater who doesnt skate
- commune rug
- Ophelia
- heiress
- Cascadian demi-femme
- librarian
- Ash's mom
what about the demi-human slave?
the hell is a commune rug? like the entire communes cum rug?
ok the skater who doesn't skate is just a normie
Commune rug BRUHHHHH
Tf is commune rug?
Jreg saying no to nurse girl because of lack of job security when he’s a RUclipsr is some sort of level of irony that I’ve forgotten from being trapped in the jRegular arc for too long
He needs someone to balance
please save us from jRegular arc hell and return us to extremism...
That's why he needs someone with job security
they already belong to the doctors
You misunderstand. Jreg leads a cult, the videos could be anywhere
Implying that Stacey's Mom does not have it going on is the most controversial thing you've ever done
And she's not all that I want and I haven't waited for so long.
Stacy can't you see you're just the right one for me, know cus I'm always right, been in love with stacy since first sight
yeah but her dad is actually pretty rad
@@bosstoober8782 ive heard hes a real chad
She does have elicitation of _a prettee strong primal fear_ goin on though
This will be so helpful to young women who are still deciding what box to put themselves in.
It's best when the boxes are very far from one another
We won't need any of these oppressive boxes when we inevitably have the freedom to just never interact with other humans outside of a digital medium!
@@Dorf274 you go girl 😜!
Oval* you shapist bigot
@@Dorf274you'll never escape the jregtriarchy that way
When you said you wouldn’t date an autistic woman I started sobbing. But when you said that you would date a schizophrenic girl, I stopped crying and smiled. Thanks Jreg!
Wow, 2 badges of honor. How are you so brave?
@@FreeAllenWrench I’m God’s strongest soldier
She just like me
i started crying when he said no to autistic women but then i remembered i'm a guy
@@nohintshere jreg has that effect on ppl
Horse girl was heavily missed. Huge primal fear for me
Ah yes. But you forgot my friend. Horse girls are no longer women. They are more horse than girl.
@@theMRsome12 I think me meant the other kind of horse girl
@@Mag_ladroth that's what THEY want you to think. Horsegirls are the real reptillians.
Just got through with a divorce with a horse girl. Can confirm. Be careful for horse girls without horses. They are just as dangerous.
Horse girl = autistic girl, it's literally just female incarnation of train boy
as a man, seeing 'jreg fan' makes me feel really included in this female archetypes list
Reminds me a bit of Christianity.
How the Church is supposedly the "Bride of Christ" and how Heaven will start off with a wedding feast.
There's a female jreg fan inside all of us (they like pegging)
@@jesustyronechrist2330 hi
There’s nothing stopping men from being female except their primal fear. Move beyond the overton window of gender. Gender centrism is for losers, be a gender extremist. If you’re not at least a _little_ anarcho-female I don’t want to know you.
@@Ayavanni Are you going to tell me you're a woman??? In this comment section?
Jreg is the only youtuber I know of who’s equipment gets worse as his sub count goes up
Jreg is the only youtuber
He has a channel? I thought it was just a series of schizophrenic delusions I was going through
@@joshualodder1567 Big if true
Allow me to introduce you to IBXToycat’s second channel
@@champagne.future5248 second channel, don't care
Jreg saying he wouldn't go for autistic girls but would go for schizo girls is the probably the worst thing that has happened to the ASD community this decade
💔 hoping this is just part of his JRegular era while he is in deep denial about his own autism
I for one feel relieved
Seriously. This may be his worst take even for lolz
have you dated autists? awful people in their own small world. schizes at least dont have empathy issues
Real
The fact that he’s just deciding when he’s joking based off of what would be funnier is great lmao
he's done it! and no one know if he is joking
Very hyper meta ironic of him to fall into a state of delusion!!!!
haha good one jreg 😔
he basicly validated the Transes, can't believe a single woman watches this.
He's just like me fr fr
Wine aunt? Why not?
wine aunt? why did he use homestuck fanart
HE USED ROXY’s does he have someone who edits these or is he making it himself??
Himself
@@terrarianangel8274 he knows his types :v)
@@terrarianangel8274 Judging by his content, it wouldn't surprise me if JrEg was a Homestuck enjoyer. Purely ironically of course.
So to summarize your type: You want a woman that can look after your needs but not be competitive with your ego i.e you want to date your mom who also likes stuff you like and is within your age range. Freud is so right.
So true.
gulp
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
wow thats literally me!
I get no respect here I tell ya no respect
You lost me at tomboys. They're the better version of a pick-me cause they're genuine about it and not just doing it to be liked or noticed.
Based
And that's the problem. I don't want a woman with interests or hobbies of her own, I want one that just pretends to like mine. That takes effort (and a lack of self-esteem - major plus!).
@@TheLurker1647 RUMPELSTILTSKIN CHECKPOINT! WEAVE A ROOM FULL OF GOLD OR HAVE UR BABIES EATEN
he said it wasn't a would or a wouldn't, he's just scared of them
@@sabrinabenitezsalazar6481 Someday he will start loving the kind of woman that will actually just kill him
>says no to BPD
>says yes to yandere
A true man of culture
BPD girl is the highest on the hot scale but also on the crazy scale. if u find it satisfying to be suicidal over your lover treating you badly, this is the one for you.
I guess he doesn't want his suffering to be drawn out.
Even better, he accidentally used the primal fear color for it when it was just a wouldn't.
Proves he sees Yan on the theoretical level, which is exactly the level of possibility they want you think they operate at, being peak Manics.
Damn, but us bpd guys don’t get the hotness bonus, we’re just crazy.
@@OsirusHandle yandere girls are basically BPD/ avoidant
Can't wait for the Male Archetype coming by Fathers Day
It fucking better can you imagine lmfao
I need this so badly
I need that
It happened
ive got great news
this is definitely something a normal person would upload
Oh? did you figure out which girl you were and get mad?
Overton Window for normality has slided way of into distance a long time ago
@Joëlle Weetjewel wait, I'm kinda new to this channel. does he change name based on the arch? how many archs he been through so far?!
@@FreeAllenWrench Quit being cringe in the comments, and enjoy the shitpost that is this video.
@@radiokitty9007 awh, you're upset. Come on. You gotta share which one you are. I promise I won't judge. I swear. I really really do.
I watched this video within 30 seconds because my pathological connection is so strong with you jREG, this parasocial relationship is so great for my mental wellbeing!
if you want another parasocial relationship, try out the channel memeanalysis.
I feel very close with him probably closer than you even
Shut up guys, I'm the closest to jREGORY, he loves ME the most out of all his parasocial friends
@@justagull1498 fr
Ah this must be Stacey's dad Stasi
This should be an essential inclusion to every tinder profile.
would save everybody a lot of time, mandatory on all dating sites and to be determined by other users
Iris and Tastebuds are kind of like that but like any other dating app get far too limited in who you're allowed to date if you're not just into basic girls and only get 3 likes because the gender ratio is 9 men to 1 woman on average on every single app, and it costs money to boost your profile.
For both I only ever got algorithm choices for women 30, 50 miles, sometimes multiple states away from me, and it took only one second on Tastebuds to realize no one on that app likes the music I do so I deleted it in the same hour I installed it.
This is just horoscopes for jreg fans
@@jesustyronechrist2330 how is this anything like a horoscope
@@sonoflethal It's the hidden code that makes the world function. Saying this or horoscopes aren't real is like saying Santa isn't real.
You still have time to delete this
Nope, already downloaded onto my Hard-drive.
Help me.
Cool it with the anti-based remarks.
I am downloading this as we speak.
There are already 7 reuploads its to late
"Damsel? NOT IN THIS ECONOMY!"
Man's got his priorities straight.
had me on the floor 😂
My favourite female archetype is someone whos nice to me
vazed
He was only putting real ones up there.
@@FreeAllenWrench Some people exist outside of archetypes, sometimes.
“Soft girl” and “trad wife” would like to have a word with you. Also “caretaker” and “mom mom”.
@@zkcrisyee side eye😐
I dispute the claim that Southern is a cottage core/eco fash/forest woman, i'd say she is american trad adjacent, old conservative, midwest hunstwoman girl instead, the cottage core -> eco fash -> esoteric forest druid girl, they are an entirely different entity type, they tend to have depictions/paintings of pagan women as their pfps and forest/space related emojis on their usernames (which are never easy to pronounce).
We have found the expert
(And by we I mean my multiple personalities)
Also jregular lies
because I swear to god they banged after that collab
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
this is the "these fascists are not actually fascists" take and what's funny is that you're kinda right lmao
@@tu_nonna_emiliana Well, yeah. What even is a "fascist" nowadays? The term it utterly rhetorical.
I can see a need for a woman that tells jreg what he needs to do and laughs at his racially charged and societally awkward jokes
Don't we all need a woman that tells jreg what he needs to do and laughs at his racially-charged and societally-awkward jokes?
You're describing the maternal archetype, and of course I'm certain they would be very into him for this reason.
Poor guy
I really need to give ten percent of my income to jreg
The Church of Latter-Day Jreg
Start tithing
What is that, like 2 bucks a month?
Based
@@HiSodiumContent right now if I have jreg ten percent of my checking account he would get 50 cents
I love that none of us actually know what "would" and "wouldn't" refer to. Sure, we get the assumption, but for all we know it could be anything from "marry" to "write passive-agressive spam mail to".
I think its just "hang out with" 🙂
When Jreg marks "would" for femcels but "wouldn't" for virgins 🤨
Misandry is hot
Sussus.....
I see NO PROBLEM there!
@@sniedendepoes I want a woman that just doesn't want me.
@@andrasfogarasi5014 that's sad
This is all so cool and normalpilled!
Beige-pilled
jreg turned me into a woman
Sammmeeeee based and pinkpilled🏳️⚧️
Bloody hell
I KNEW thinking I had a chance with you wasn't just another one of my delusions
we're all attracted to jreg and all not good enough for him
seeing homestuck in a jreg video was like a sucker punch directly to my psyche
You really can't fight it...
@@thaumaTurtles it's weird and random
@@normanclatcher but it's the greatest fandom
WHAT.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT JREG ACTUALLY. he’s a dirk strider kinnie. NO. even further. this man kins Bro
Nice one Jreg It's always nice to fear woman sometimes, As a Woman I fear Women too, I identify myself with the category WFW acronym for Women fear Women (and you missed the Extroverted Apolitical girl/ Kabbalah girl, I don't feel seen enough)
based kabbalah enjoyer
Kabbalah is arguably a spinoff of witch, which he did cover.
Wow lol made my day
wtf is a kabbalah girl lmao
you are actually pixie or joker type based on the comment
Now we need a male archetype tier list
glad to know jreg has a primal fear of me when Im a boring enough person to be watching this 7 minutes after it was uploaded
You’re a girlboss?
Your a gaslight gatekeep ?
Gigastacy is that you? :o
Since 3 dudes got lured in, probably a siren. But eyy, I would
@@catcat4697 The siren is not the only option. She could be a succubus.
I feel like there were definitely some archetypes missing from this list, the most prominent of them being the "dominatrix" and the "girl-genius", the latter of which is pretty interesting because you could have some cool sub-catagories ranging from female equivalents of Sherlock Holmes to Light Yagami.
Yeah well if you think of the “Bayonetta” type of gal, that falls both under the “dominatrix” and “dommy mommy” type, so kind of similar to the “wine aunt” and “mommy” tiers Jreg put in there.
@@zkcrisyee Was "dommy momm" and "wine aunt" in there? If so then I totally missed it, but that would definitely cover the bases for "dominatrix" and "sophisticated lady" titles I guess. Doesn't excuse "Girl-genius" and it's subcategories being missing though.
What about Spartan and SS Burgundian?
@@lavasqrl702 I was thinking of the female warrior archetype as well, but I feel like that could probably fall into female Chad. Personally I still feel "Amazonian" deserves it's own category though.
Received this on my home page; I read the title and thumbnail thought, “If watch this, I know gain nothing from it.” I am done watching the video, and my suspicions were accurate! Thank you Jreg!
Primal fear to all of them
please elaborate how
me too...
😂
@@arsenal4444 w*men scare me on a primal level. I can't stand them.
@@alexanderjanna y not
Thanks jreg! I've been considering which box to put myself in as I grow into womanhood and in this has put a lot into perspective for me :) a lot to think about!
You're already a jreg fan, so the options are to either become more autistic or more psychotic. So vaccines or acid, sounds like an easy choice to me
a REAL centrist would upload a Male Archetype tier list as well smh
He's a centrist not a bisexual.
@@greywolf7577 what's the difference?
@@TheGogglebrothers LMFAOO ily for this
And now you have it~
He revealed himself as pan in that video too I think
4:24 goddammit jreg i had never heard of dark academia before this mention, this sent me down a rabbit hole of learning about the most pretentious, classist, romanticizing aesthetic ever. it's like the "depression and addiction are beautiful" side of tumblr had a baby with a dead white guy
Dark academia is just, havard with dark clothes....
@@olaf-chan-728 Dark academic types make me feel free, misunderstood gems fr
How is it pretentious? Is it because dark academia aestheticises knowledge when nobody really cares about it and is only in it for the fashion?
can we expect a (platonic) male archetype tier list next? I really want to deepen my parasocial relationship
Why platonic?
@@dalek1147 😏
@@dalek1147 Exactly. Personally I'd be very interested to know whether jreg would fuck me or not.
platonic? no. fully sexual.
why platonic when you can extend your parasocial relationship as deep inside of you as possible !
3:52 for the very first genuine laugh out of him on this entire channel.
I got scared there. He is really starting to lose his mind.
when i heard his genuine laugh i got worried.
The fact you put kidology when saying femcels 💀
This is a 7 minute Tinder profile
Marking tomboys red is a sin, I thought Spongebob already enlightened everyone
Even worse, he described pick-me's the way you describe tomboys and choose them.
@@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug its true tho a pick me will pretend to like traditionaly male hobbies in order to get attention. While tomboys is the honest version of that as they dont do it for attention
It makes sense. Just because jre's scared of girls who like 'men things' that doesn't mean jre's scared of girls who pretend to like them.
I don’t understand what are you saying?
Very cool content jregular! I found your opinion on the “femcel” girl to be a tad bit odd but otherwise you had very normal and enjoyable content! Looking forward to your next upload 🤠
I didn't get it either until I saw he was talking about Kidology as his frame of reference.
Now, to be clear, I still don't get any, and I get not getting it, but I'm of the opinion that she could actually make a difference for some of these people who don't get it, and/or don't know why they can't get it, or don't understand why those who don't know why they can't get it carry on about not getting it.
"And I like less than half of you half of what you all deserve." -Bilbo Baggins
@@normanclatcher I don't get it
@@kubli365 Same.
Pretty sure half of these are satire and half of these aren’t.
Nice one, Jreg! You really showed those women who's the boss.
you've buried and unburied yourself from so many different layers of irony that i have lost all sense of what is a joke, which means i can assume everything is a joke. thus, this is the funniest video i've ever seen!
There's like 800 layers here for a psychiatrist to get into here but I'm not brave enough for any of them.
One of the few jREG videos that made me audibly say "What the fuck am I watching?"
To paraphrase another comment, “a 7 minute long tinder profile”
Thats every video
WARNING: HOMESTUCK JUMPSCARE AT 6:42, BE CAREFUL
I wish I had seen your comment before I watched this entire 6 month old video. I can't do this rn the homestuck off guard.
Someone needs to make an actual tierlist template of this.
i'd go insane on it
4:05 " I really love a woman who could actually just kill me"
Wow! Thanks jREG, I'm learning so much about women from this list! Now I'll know what archetype a potential girlfriend is if I ever meet a woman!
Way to go JRekory!. You really showed those Canadian nurses who lack job security compared to pursing RUclips as a career due to the collapsed Canadian healthcare who's boss
This is my favourite video about the state of Healthcare in Canada! I think Ford is definitely a Femcel
The fucking graph at the end through me off guard so badly
you discovering the advantages of the airbrush over the lining tool 💖
A turtle approves of this tier list
Good Dog
Praise the dog
"I'd fuck a turtle" - pewdiepie
@@bighillraft LMFAO [citation needed]
Jreg, if you're gonna include "autism" "BPD" (which tbf I don't see very different than "boyfriend girl") and "schizo" then you have to include adhd
ADHD is more of an undercurrent rather than a full-on type. It can manifest as sporty, ditzy, hyperacademic, restless/manic, obsessive... It's all over the map, and if you read between the lines for it, he's generally down.
...
(Hi again, btw)
@@normanclatcher hi 🤣
That's because he'd need a new color for how hot they are
That could just be the manic pixie dream girl
MPDG are mostly ADHD girls tbh, only the cutesy tolerable part tho
Canadian Nurse Girl: "Have you considered MAID?"
🥶
Maids are pretty hot
Maid is obviously a "not in this economy" according to his logic
@@wiegraf9009 (*MAiD, not maid)
I'm glad you made no statement on jreg fan. now it's up in there air so you still have the chance to get with a fan of yours, without openly greenlighting it.
Being a girl and seeing Jreg staring into the camera when saying Jreg fan is like
3:17 the exact moment jREG figured out how to increase the brush size in the Procreate app.
as an aspie, based stay far away from us
After a straight minute without seeing a single bit of green I thought this was gonna be a joke video where Jreg put Orange or Red for literally every girl in the list and just ended with "Shoot, guess I'm gay now."
Say it ain't so. I can't believe Jregular isn't tomboy-pilled. I am aghast.
Edit: alright that Kidology femcel joke made up for that.
That’s because he doesn’t fetishize the shit out of them like you guys do
6:42 Jreg has officially featured Homestuck in his videos.
The descent begins.
Jreg: I like women who are like me … mostly
I started screaming when he said he "Would" for Gacy, and I realized he wasn't just going to treat the video like a joke and put "Wouldn't " and "Primal Fear" for the entire video then go "Uh oh looks like I won't be able to date anyone." Then I went into the shower and cried for 3 hours before passing out.
I'm glad you're aware of her BC I'd love to see you chat to Kidology, maybe about the differences between "centrist" and "apolitical" idk I think there's a lot of room for you guys to have a very interesting conversation
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
It's amazing how quickly you eliminated all of these options.
Bravo good lad
i never though i would say this out loud but damn, jREG is literally the patriarchy
Oh sht ! I may be dumb enough to ask but why’s that ???
@@roger4lead6 FEMALE TIERLIST, "i don't like any woman who is more powerful than me". He is explicitly treating people as objects of desire and he is clearly signaling that he wants to be in control of the relationship. As soon as you wander out of what a female should be (according to patriarchal standards) he doesn't like and that's of course part of the meta-joke
imma go touch grass now
@@tu_nonna_emiliana ohhhhhh okkk and lol !
@@tu_nonna_emiliana Aren't relationships supposed to be equal? So it makes sense he'd not want to be in a relationship where he was treated as second class. The Patriarchy would like the Trad girl only and his choices aren't based on that. This kind of list is something that no one would have any problem with if it were a woman doing it about men. I love that Jreg is sort of a give no shits kind of guy and just does whatever he finds funny.
When jreg puts a homestuck image in his video you know that the world is ending
L tomboy take
So confirmed 100% jREG would Roxy Lolonde.
This is weird because is Roxy more wine aunt or more mom
I’m thinking if the title of your video is "Female Archetype Tier List", um...it’s giving me drama. It’s giving me chaos. But maybe that’s just me being a little judgmental.
No, I reckon your assessment is correct.
Why? If a woman made a list of types of guys she likes and doesn't like, people wouldn't complain.
@@greywolf7577 they actually would
Ramona Flowers *is* a Dream Girl, and potentially a Pixy, but she is definitely not Manic, and thus she cannot be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
5:10 I was watching this with my grandma in the room, and she heard it, thanks jREG, thanks a lot.
Why would you watch a jreg video in the presence of another human, no common sense smh
I was absolutely not ready for Homestuck fanart in a jREG video.
10/10
It would only be a logical next step to have a male archetype tierlist. Jreg is the type of guy who is high enough in Openness to do it and have a good laugh at the 100 shades of gray in between the Chad vs Virgin / Dopamine Intello Hipster vs Grounded Farmer different axis’s of the Masculine Archetype Compass.
The wisdom of the few is overruled by those who are many. Take that as you will
This is probably my new favourite video of yours.
okay now you gotta do one for male archetypes
It also has to be would, wouldn't, and primal fear.
You missed the [insert misogynist word name] archetype jReg.
[worrying vaguely transphobic word name] also completely flew over his head somehow, can’t possibly consider him a Normal male now
Not sure I agree or disagree, but that’s the point of being a centrist
6:42 HOMESTUCK JUMPSCARE
Ahhhhh the dots have been connected!!!! This checks out 💯💯💯💯💯✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
the best part about a nurse girl is that you can make a stupid animaniacs reference
Silence furry
"Wine aunt"
I know what you are.
I shouldn't collapse dead when Miss Homestuck appears as an example of Wine Aunt, but here I am. Aneurysing
Jreg I'm perfect for you please come rescue me from detroit
Please do male archetypes next :D
I need to analyze my taste in men
He isn't gay so his choices would be based on friendship, which would be very different criteria than what he is using to analyze female archetypes.
@@greywolf7577 True I guess. But friendships are great as well :D
6:43 jreg has read Homestuck why am I not surprised
HOMESTUCK JREG
HOMESTUCK JREG
Horse girl horse girl horse girl horse girl
Where's horse girl
6:43 homestuck jumpscare
jreg x mom roxy
Glad to see another person who understands the yandere appeal. As I always like to say, no blood on her hands means the relationship's too bland. Plus a few shared secrets is always nice for strengthening bonds!
You had a good run
Let’s be real he crawled
I refuse to ignore the fact that the image he picked for "wine aunt" was Roxy Lalonde.
homestuck jreg fans? in this economy?