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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Ugh, such an omega male move
    tiermaker.com/...
    / jregory

Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @oceanguy1249
    @oceanguy1249 3 года назад +6033

    Omni-Males are just vultrimites

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +152

      Wrong, every viltruumite was a top-notch sigma.

    • @crazybeatrice4555
      @crazybeatrice4555 3 года назад +212

      @@driveasandwich6734 nah, they don't have the grindset. There is no grind for viltruumites.

    • @oceanguy1249
      @oceanguy1249 3 года назад +53

      @@PixelGH it’s spelled viltrumites and I just realized it’s spelled Omicron not omnicron

    • @gepplebelby8935
      @gepplebelby8935 3 года назад +16

      Da roach

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +8

      @@crazybeatrice4555 You have some crazy high standars for grindset, then. Viltruumites are *all* grind.

  • @Nikotin-lu1xo
    @Nikotin-lu1xo 3 года назад +5384

    Women: "Haha she's such an aquarius"
    Men: "He's such a fucking pi male, bro"

    • @dajjukunrama5695
      @dajjukunrama5695 3 года назад +17

      What aqua male?

    • @noname-ue3oh
      @noname-ue3oh 3 года назад +8

      Richard Parker wants to know your location

    • @yb101z
      @yb101z 3 года назад +18

      SUCH A KAPPA😂😂

    • @arcioko2142
      @arcioko2142 3 года назад +25

      *pi male are transcendental*

    • @shotakonkin2047
      @shotakonkin2047 2 года назад +5

      I'm the paraphilia male.

  • @vriskaserket1120
    @vriskaserket1120 3 года назад +5695

    Who needs astrology when you have the male hierarchy?

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 года назад +55

      I'm permittivity of the free space male

    • @mbison5997
      @mbison5997 3 года назад +15

      Porque no Los dos?

    • @Re-Todd_Howard
      @Re-Todd_Howard 3 года назад +165

      It’s literally astrology and zodiac signs for men. Except, people think it has some kind of scientific basis.

    • @Echani3007
      @Echani3007 3 года назад +119

      Astrology: "cringe"
      Male (astrology): "omg so true!!"

    • @tenaciousdfan9
      @tenaciousdfan9 3 года назад +4

      I laughed out loud at this comment😂😂

  • @emerson1818
    @emerson1818 3 года назад +2824

    "Male" no longer sounds like a word and I'm only 7 minutes in

    • @maxgucciardi4507
      @maxgucciardi4507 3 года назад +88

      Is your pfp Triden of Bump?

    • @AJ213Probably
      @AJ213Probably 3 года назад +131

      Jonald Bump

    • @R0MANAP
      @R0MANAP 3 года назад +67

      @@maxgucciardi4507 Jonald Bidump

    • @GloomyEra
      @GloomyEra 3 года назад +27

      And I can no longer recognize Trump or Biden after staring at your profile picture

    • @manwithlongdong
      @manwithlongdong 3 года назад +2

      @Konichinya! no

  • @gw4792
    @gw4792 3 года назад +1278

    You forgot chain-male he protects against damage while sustaining mobility, but is less strong than the plate-male

    • @harleyjamesjenkinson7653
      @harleyjamesjenkinson7653 2 года назад +26

      I feel ashamed for laughing at this

    • @gw4792
      @gw4792 2 года назад +16

      @@harleyjamesjenkinson7653 As you should be

    • @mrfish6399
      @mrfish6399 2 года назад +31

      I thought chain-male is someone who will kill you if you don't spread his word to 15 other people?

    • @haydenj4738
      @haydenj4738 2 года назад +2

      Made me laugh audibly, thx

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 2 года назад +2

      I get this is a joke but chain mails fairly heavy and to be honest its as strong as plate armor but y'know you can just stab.

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 3 года назад +1897

    So guys we did it, we constructed arbitrary male stereotypes for all letters of the Greek alphabet.

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 3 года назад +38

      We did it fellow Deltas!

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer 3 года назад +22

      @boy lasagna You've heard about the sigma variant, right?!

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 3 года назад +17

      Some of them are kinda boring ngl.
      Alphabet greek community needs some evolution

    • @Pnod666
      @Pnod666 2 года назад +37

      Now we need stereotypes for all 50000+ Chinese Letters.

    • @ws6778
      @ws6778 2 года назад +8

      I can't believe that sexist guys just created the "omegaverse".

  • @CowmanCowman
    @CowmanCowman 3 года назад +621

    people be like “lmao libs think there are 72 genders”
    “Yeah anyway I’m a theta male”

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 3 года назад +16

      LMAO

    • @alekisighl7599
      @alekisighl7599 3 года назад +8

      Except for the fact that literally 2 people in the world believe this stuff whereas there are millions of retards who believe in the horoscope and 72 genders.

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 2 года назад +90

      @@alekisighl7599 lol, triggered? seethe more, smegma male

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 2 года назад

      @@alekisighl7599 you're spitting straight facts. Even the like ratio shows.

    • @couldntthinkofahandle
      @couldntthinkofahandle 2 года назад

      @@BibleStorm WAS TRYING TO RESPOND TO ALEKI LMFAO SORRY HOMIE

  • @himethisisme
    @himethisisme 3 года назад +1402

    I fucking love how Urban Dictionary examples for each word are just the definition again. Like "Wow, look at that metal tool with a plastic handle and a pointed end with protrusions that slot into screws so as to grip them and apply torque. That is such a screwdriver!"

  • @katherinemeek6462
    @katherinemeek6462 3 года назад +4600

    Imagine if someone unironically learned the Greek alphabet through alpha male memes, that would be funny I think

    • @polycultural-capital-enjoyer
      @polycultural-capital-enjoyer 3 года назад +488

      imagine if someone unironically believed in the socio-sexual hierarchy, that would be funny I think

    • @1v966
      @1v966 3 года назад +51

      If I wasn't Russian, I already would have by this point

    • @conova_official
      @conova_official 3 года назад +8

      @Tom Simons ᨆ Tom Simons

    • @WithoutEntropy
      @WithoutEntropy 3 года назад +7

      @Tom Simons ᨆ Tom Szymon

    • @inuksukharata5943
      @inuksukharata5943 3 года назад +10

      If even one person learns something from this stupid PUA stuff, like the Greek alphabet, all is forgiven.

  • @TheCapn23
    @TheCapn23 3 года назад +3708

    I understand why a lot of women enjoy astrology now.

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 3 года назад +464

      Astrology and the socio-sexual hierarchy are both stupid and annoying.

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 года назад +148

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 It kills time and ckassify people tho

    • @Quidington
      @Quidington 3 года назад +33

      Vinícius de A Batista I guess but it seems reductive and arbitrary.

    • @panko6632
      @panko6632 3 года назад +165

      @@dinamosflams It is bad because it classifies people

    • @cable4751
      @cable4751 3 года назад +57

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 yeah but funny

  • @level_1goblin185
    @level_1goblin185 2 года назад +288

    Imagine studying wolves your whole life, coming to a wrong conclusion once and now having to live in a world where this shit exists.

    • @Wolftess
      @Wolftess 2 года назад +55

      A scientists worst nightmare. And I just can't get over the fact that in wolf packs the breading female calls the shots.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 Год назад +15

      He was so unnerved by this that he wrote the article that proves his conclusion wrong himself

    • @Johnathan-swift
      @Johnathan-swift Месяц назад +2

      @@exosproudmamabear558pretty sure he wrote a whole fucking book

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 Месяц назад +1

      @@Johnathan-swift When you hate being wrong so much that you write a whole book just to become right again.

  • @whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore
    @whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore 3 года назад +1498

    "Zeta's cannot be pansexual" is probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while

    • @soakupthenoise
      @soakupthenoise 3 года назад +82

      they can't be asexual either

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 3 года назад +68

      *Zeta asexuals and pansexuals cease existence*

    • @inferno7181
      @inferno7181 2 года назад +11

      @@pepsimann2038 *Total population goes up*

    • @endermax195
      @endermax195 2 года назад +3

      What the fuck are you guys talking about

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 2 года назад +1

      it's obvious, because they are zetasexual

  • @Humanophage
    @Humanophage 3 года назад +1260

    "Often faces problems passive aggressively"
    *sudden realisation on JrEg's face and a pause of shocked self-awareness*
    Okay, let's maybe think about this some more...

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 3 года назад +100

      @galuh ismi But call him a beta and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

    • @corneliuscapitalinus845
      @corneliuscapitalinus845 3 года назад +9

      @humanophage
      And with a shnoz like that you know the recoil game been mastered

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 3 года назад +2

      ​@@Humanophage Can you remind me where the original version of that quote is from?

    • @rokor3578
      @rokor3578 3 года назад +4

      @@n0ame1u1 a little book called mine camp

    • @ezodragon
      @ezodragon 3 года назад +4

      @@corneliuscapitalinus845 5:22

  • @moneygrab610
    @moneygrab610 3 года назад +267

    I like to believe the guy that is writing these Urban Dictionary entries is laughing his ass off as he ascends to the role of Pi male.

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 2 года назад +1

      You're probably right but among them there were a few entries written with complete sincerity. The internet is full of smegma males corrupting each other with collective psychosis. It's almost too sad too laugh at.

  • @KarlSnarks
    @KarlSnarks 3 года назад +735

    Meta-male: A male who's self-aware of his maleness and is very self-refferential
    Post-male: 1: A male who has overcome maleness to become something else 2: A male who delivers mail
    Pre-male: A male who isn't yet a male and has to work at becoming a male
    Anti-male: A male who rejects being a male and wants others to reject being a male.
    Multi-male: We are all male, existing of other males combining to form a greater male. Join the male hivemind.
    Quantum-male: The smallest, essential unity of maleness
    Proto-male: An ancestral male who brought forth different types of male offspring
    Quasi-male: A non-male who almost a male but not really.
    Meel-male: A Dutch male who likes baking

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 3 года назад +71

      Anti-male: Wo-man.

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 3 года назад +116

      Also Fe-male: Similar to Anti-male but with lower salaries.

    • @foolishkiwi4546
      @foolishkiwi4546 3 года назад +3

      Quasi-male is definitely prevalent in today's society. Alotta people attempting to mix it up lol.

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 года назад +13

      I am a pepto-male

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +29

      That’s a lot of genders.

  • @bassman9261995
    @bassman9261995 3 года назад +1812

    Nice one Jreg. You really showed those lower tier males.

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 3 года назад +21

      Who‘s boss

    • @bassman9261995
      @bassman9261995 3 года назад +11

      @@FrogEnjoyer17 me #shroomjakmale💯

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy 3 года назад +3

      Who's alpha*

    • @memyself4852
      @memyself4852 3 года назад +3

      @@bassman9261995 shrigma male, my guy

    • @midori9566
      @midori9566 2 года назад

      This comment has the same sarcastic intonation Jreg has and it's great

  • @abrvalg321
    @abrvalg321 3 года назад +319

    1:08 I've thought he'd just put Alpha into A, Sigma into S and Beta into B and call it a day.

    • @thanos2666
      @thanos2666 3 года назад

      Konstantin Voynov

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад

      Then Gamma is C and Delta is D and that’s it.

    • @abrvalg321
      @abrvalg321 2 года назад +1

      @@iantaakalla8180 Gamma is G or Г if you will.

  • @LeetMath
    @LeetMath 3 года назад +111

    E-male is a male who just spends all his time emailing people

  • @kylehayden3113
    @kylehayden3113 3 года назад +181

    I find it deeply ironic that the sentence "A chi male as a man who seeks above all thing knowledge," was written with a spelling mistake and without commas

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 2 года назад +12

      the search for knowledge starts with ignorance

    • @blackbeast9268
      @blackbeast9268 2 года назад

      Grammer is not the only type of knowledge

    • @kylehayden3113
      @kylehayden3113 2 года назад +3

      @@blackbeast9268 Yeah, obviously, but you would think a person who seek knowledge above all things would know when to use a comma

  • @ilikebeans6776
    @ilikebeans6776 3 года назад +929

    the takeaway of zetas not being able to be pan from the phrase "zetas can be straight, bi or gay" is such a based takeaway

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 3 года назад +56

      @Tom Simons ᨆ Begone bot

    • @horizon5417
      @horizon5417 3 года назад +38

      Or asexual

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 3 года назад +26

      Pan is basically a pretentious bisexual who's very specific about also liking non-binary people (Omg I hope I'm not starting the Bi/Pan war in the comments 😂)
      Zetas can't be asexual though

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 года назад +75

      @@KarlSnarks we were so in peace and you did that, why

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 3 года назад +35

      @@KarlSnarks that's not what it is
      Bisexual is attracted 2 or more genders
      Pansexual does not care about gender and is attracted to people regardless of gender

  • @memyself4852
    @memyself4852 3 года назад +980

    alternative title: jreg puts the greek alphabet in alphabetical order except sigma because it's special

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 года назад +46

      And Pi.

    • @radiozeke8507
      @radiozeke8507 3 года назад +1

      For real?

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC 3 года назад +12

      @boy lasagna Irl those do not exist.

    • @Dashinix
      @Dashinix 3 года назад +29

      @boy lasagna technically sigma shouldn’t even be in the tier list since by definition it exists outside of the Male Pyramid

    • @Dashinix
      @Dashinix 3 года назад +5

      @boy lasagna ???

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 года назад +656

    I’m disgusted by him putting some males in B or C, that’s such a centrist move

  • @Macromacroxxx
    @Macromacroxxx 3 года назад +572

    Jreg promissed to reveal his political ideology when he gets 400k subs. So I guess he will reveal his male type on 500k subs?

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 3 года назад +21

      Hah! First he was supposed to do it at 150k, then 200k and so on... like he's ever gonna reveal it, and it's not a ploy to get more attention and subs at all. But keep asking, I'm sure he will do it at some point

    • @abogmus8904
      @abogmus8904 3 года назад +29

      JrEg purposfully restructured his channel so he won't have to touch politics again

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 3 года назад +17

      Jr Eggman is actually a nonbinary oligarch of the Dream-Sphere

    • @raskr8137
      @raskr8137 3 года назад +23

      If you saw the full stream you would know that Jreg is a Chi male, that's exactly why he put it in S tier

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 3 года назад

      Isn't he a centrist?

  • @meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    @meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 3 года назад +485

    you admitting you're an omega male just proves jregnant is canon

    • @eliasjakob3358
      @eliasjakob3358 3 года назад +14

      @Tom Simons ᨆ An ad saved me

    • @beau7925
      @beau7925 3 года назад +10

      don't say that

    • @soakupthenoise
      @soakupthenoise 3 года назад +30

      i hate that i understand this

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 3 года назад +3

      thank you lindsay ellis for educating me to a level at which i can understand that reference.

    • @markpence4642
      @markpence4642 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aCgP8BFjrw4/видео.html

  • @JTIG22
    @JTIG22 3 года назад +37

    "What's your sign? I'm a Leo."
    "Fuck off I don't believe in that made-up nonsense."
    *makes an entire alphabet of masculinity*

  • @mills2942
    @mills2942 3 года назад +365

    Good one JrEg! You showed the Latin Alphabet men who's boss!

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 3 года назад +351

    If you say zed one more time I’m gonna activate rebellion mode

  • @westboy3381
    @westboy3381 3 года назад +187

    The bravery of putting a hierarchy based hierarchy in a hierarchical list makes me feel things

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 3 года назад +209

    JrEg's as confused looking at types of male as I was the first time I was shown wacky ideologies by him

  • @ilyamuromets5188
    @ilyamuromets5188 3 года назад +182

    I love how Lambda Male is someone going 'wow, there's men who aren't into women, I W O N D E R W H Y ????'

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад +63

      the absolute lengths that cishet men will go to in order to try and fit everything they don’t understand into little Greek-lettered boxes will never fail to amuse me

    • @toasteroftheomnissiah1372
      @toasteroftheomnissiah1372 3 года назад +31

      @@DragonWinter36 I don't believe anyone believes in this

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 3 года назад +12

      @@toasteroftheomnissiah1372 I don't believe that anyone believes that these people dont believe this

    • @shaankapoor9074
      @shaankapoor9074 3 года назад +33

      @@DragonWinter36 I don't believe anyone who says cishet unironically

    • @dontpanic7153
      @dontpanic7153 3 года назад +8

      I don't believe that there are so many people who have a hard time believing things in this comment thread.

  • @potatomahonman5008
    @potatomahonman5008 3 года назад +304

    I love how this is 90% bullshit but I’ve also met at least one person who fits into each of these

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 года назад +115

      It's the Barnum effect.
      It's the exact same mechanism behind astrology.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 3 года назад +19

      Also the Tumblr pantheon of genders. It's the same exact shit, but for men instead of women

    • @olirobimusic7980
      @olirobimusic7980 3 года назад +53

      So you met the great leader of China. Shit bro

    • @jordanlee5194
      @jordanlee5194 3 года назад +20

      This is just a personality type test with new terminology

    • @kneegoblin4352
      @kneegoblin4352 2 года назад +8

      have you met a pi male?

  • @Vito95mc
    @Vito95mc 3 года назад +101

    It really changes the vibe when you know this is being recorded off of a laptop on top of cardboard boxes and books

  • @Verminator4
    @Verminator4 3 года назад +95

    I'm pretty sure rebellion mode is the secret install super that theta males have. Doing a taunt cancel into Ultra and holding back will activate it. You do 50% more damage with all your attacks but you start constantly losing HP so you have to finish the round fast

    • @PejmanMan
      @PejmanMan 3 года назад +4

      Rebellion mode starts with a flash step but immediately goes into a rising thunder. It requires a pretzel motion

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 3 года назад

      Usually not worth it, maybe if you have a regen boon

    • @davidkam4398
      @davidkam4398 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure most regens cancel rebellion mode out and vice versa unless used by Omicron/theta males

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 3 года назад +1

      Which cancels into a totsugeki

  • @vasilisdouklias6992
    @vasilisdouklias6992 3 года назад +118

    As a Greek, this is basically a letter tier list. I completely agree with it.

    • @elliiquit4239
      @elliiquit4239 3 года назад +17

      Except every letter is completely mispronounced. What the hell is oopsilon how hard is it to call it ipsilon. As a fellow Greek I am crying.

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 3 года назад +15

      greek more like gringe😭

    • @GeneralPet
      @GeneralPet 3 года назад

      @@elliiquit4239 Because of that made up Erasmian pronunciation... They don't give a shit how we say it.

    • @alcaeus701
      @alcaeus701 2 года назад

      @@elliiquit4239 I think it has to do with the ancient Greek pronunciations, or at least how people think it may quite possibly have sounded.

  • @XxuplmxX
    @XxuplmxX 3 года назад +196

    Wait, can each different type of male be thought of as it's own gender? The horseshoe identity politics is real, one side cares about pronouns and the other side cares about hierarchy

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад +7

      I mean, the economic axis is basically the stratification axis, so it works out

    • @racmune
      @racmune 3 года назад +59

      id say its more of a performance of gender rather than a gender in of itself but it is funny to think that these hyper-conservative people are nonbinary

    • @CSTunTun
      @CSTunTun 3 года назад +15

      Gender is a spectrum vs only two gender but with hierarchies.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 года назад

      Nope. They are all still male.

  • @thaumaTurtles
    @thaumaTurtles 3 года назад +146

    this is straight-up some Brave New World shit and i love it. i can't wait to get diagnosed with Delta Syndrome by the government and be put to work!

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof 2 года назад +2

      I'm moving to Iceland I guess

  • @Th3lliott
    @Th3lliott 3 года назад +107

    I'm a J-male, the kind of guy to do a tier list ranking of all male denominations

    • @floreroafloreril1458
      @floreroafloreril1458 3 года назад

      I'm actually an SCP-J, the kind of [REDACTED] who's a fucking joke

  • @pagansbasin6657
    @pagansbasin6657 3 года назад +269

    To be honest, they all go to S tier
    Cause I’m a homosexual

    • @ThePrinceofParthia
      @ThePrinceofParthia 3 года назад +70

      That's kinda gay

    • @pagansbasin6657
      @pagansbasin6657 3 года назад +13

      @@ThePrinceofParthia no it’s not, what do you mean⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @amiwatchesyt
      @amiwatchesyt 3 года назад +38

      I am bi but if a dude comes to me with a greek letter after work I am sending him to his left hand, which he is probably stupidly familiar with

    • @MrCardz
      @MrCardz 3 года назад +8

      Based.

    • @greyblob1101
      @greyblob1101 3 года назад +6

      All men are kings!

  • @apal1329
    @apal1329 3 года назад +96

    aren't upsilon males, if we use the given definition, centrists of male hierarchy?

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 3 года назад +80

    "I like how they just make stuff up."
    Yeah, I also like how there are all things and terms, that no one would ever say in real life or risk getting weird looks _(because they're BS)_ - just used in those extremely online, insular communities

    • @abababababa8
      @abababababa8 3 года назад +16

      "You can't just get away with lying on the internet!" 😆

  • @raphaelpichler3978
    @raphaelpichler3978 3 года назад +77

    only a true sigma can be this objective about the hirachy.

  • @arthillidan1905
    @arthillidan1905 3 года назад +37

    As a greek i feel very confused

    • @arthillidan1905
      @arthillidan1905 3 года назад +4

      @Tom Simons ᨆU saw an innocent commenter and chose violence. But u got me. Hats off to u

    • @ellagage1256
      @ellagage1256 3 года назад +2

      What a Zeta male comment smh my head

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Год назад

      @@arthillidan1905 Lol his comment was deleted.

  • @ultravioletcatastrophe
    @ultravioletcatastrophe 2 года назад +59

    straight guys would literally invent their own version of astrology instead of going to therapy

  • @strachapoud
    @strachapoud 3 года назад +25

    gotta admit I was a bit afraid but I really enjoy this new JrEra. Moving from politics to pop-sociology and "mental health" was a great move. People are super butthurt about these topics too.

  • @holofech9744
    @holofech9744 3 года назад +138

    Fun stream JrEg, you really showed those party streamers who's boss!

  • @IndigoXYZ18
    @IndigoXYZ18 3 года назад +72

    Brad Pitt's character Floyd from True Romance is the archetypal Iota male.

  • @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
    @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 3 года назад +27

    8:07 Yes. Gordon Freeman is the ONLY Lambda male. *[Valve theme plays]*

  • @bluedoggo483
    @bluedoggo483 2 года назад +6

    g-male: platform where you send messages to other people

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 года назад +2

      There will be unforeseen consequences - A G-man

  • @fritzehn8191
    @fritzehn8191 3 года назад +10

    fanfiction ruined me, everytime i hear "alpha male" the last thing on my mind is some pseudo scientific hierarchy

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 2 года назад +4

      @Nick Gerr sounds like you need a new copium dealer

  • @pesto_love629
    @pesto_love629 3 года назад +62

    I left an comment on your original stream, but in light of you reposting this cheap knock-off that is only 17 minutes, I had to take action. In my first comment I had stated my disappointment in you betraying my fellow shrigmas by not placing shrigma at the highest tier, in the highest spot. Shrigma is not only a cultural phenomena but also the highest tier of sociosexual enlightenment. This brutal assault has been noted. You better not betray my fellow Shrigmas again JrEg, or you will face punishment from the spores.

    • @JohanHW
      @JohanHW 3 года назад +7

      ok shroomer

  • @MarkLaytonFoster
    @MarkLaytonFoster 2 года назад +6

    “Yeah, I heard he joined ISIS”
    “What an Omnicron Man”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @wetsocks7619
    @wetsocks7619 3 года назад +57

    I swear the whole alpha, beta, sigma male thing is astrology for men💀

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 года назад +19

      No it's even worse

    • @estelle6528
      @estelle6528 3 года назад +3

      @@suiito-kun5222 mbti should be the personality trait thing not this

    • @ben8929
      @ben8929 3 года назад +4

      @@estelle6528 to be fair mbti is kind of bullshit too

    • @GloryBlazer
      @GloryBlazer 3 года назад +4

      @@suiito-kun5222 since when is loving cats a personality trait my man ?

    • @Heezbungus
      @Heezbungus 2 года назад

      @@ben8929 agreed

  • @i_loveaxolotls059
    @i_loveaxolotls059 2 года назад +7

    omicron male

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 3 года назад +38

    Pronouncing Eta "E-T-A" physically hurt

    • @YHLGguitargeek
      @YHLGguitargeek 3 года назад +16

      The E-T-A male is always on time though

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад

      That was the second-best part of the video

    • @billy1998vn
      @billy1998vn 3 года назад

      Would it hurt more than being those who lost their lives in Westerland, mein Kaiser?

    • @jonas1015119
      @jonas1015119 3 года назад

      @@billy1998vn I blame Oberstein

  • @infinitedelete
    @infinitedelete 3 года назад +66

    i should be at the top of this

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 года назад

      Shoot for the moon, m'dude.
      (Even if you miss, it'll still be funny as hell.)

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 3 года назад +10

    12:46
    -Creates chaos
    -Destroys global system
    -Only a few can exist at a time
    Pi males are SITH????

  • @guydude439
    @guydude439 3 года назад +10

    Certified Omicron male. Because uh... idk reasons

    • @omicron2220
      @omicron2220 3 года назад +5

      I'd have to agree with you on that.

    • @omicron6565
      @omicron6565 3 года назад +6

      Ayo no way. I am also an Omicrom male believe it or not.

    • @omicron4129
      @omicron4129 3 года назад +4

      We... we all are. That's kinda the point.

    • @sexerella3964
      @sexerella3964 3 года назад +2

      Sorry, to busy being an Epsilon Male for yall Omicrons.

    • @omicron3279
      @omicron3279 3 года назад

      @@sexerella3964 you are literally, by definition, an Omicron.

  • @johnidk7963
    @johnidk7963 3 года назад +95

    "We'll be tiering all the types of males within the socio-sexual hierarchy." Is this where we're at? Have we sunk this low? Is there no return from this?

    • @johnidk7963
      @johnidk7963 3 года назад +6

      @boy lasagna the peak of human degeneracy.

    • @Mr.Slinky
      @Mr.Slinky 3 года назад

      @@johnidk7963 no, the peak of human evolution intellect

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 3 года назад +5

      There is. Don't watch manosphere content.

    • @johnidk7963
      @johnidk7963 3 года назад

      @@PasserMontanus manosphere? who said anything about the manosphere?

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 3 года назад +4

      @@johnidk7963 It's the manosphere types that are usually the ones who obsess about this Greek alphabet nonsense.

  • @randomwolffox1742
    @randomwolffox1742 2 года назад +6

    Omega males should be in the top tier. According to the fanfictions, they can get pregnant and that’s pretty special

  • @ToliG123
    @ToliG123 3 года назад +68

    On today's episode of matching symbols with numbers, we determine men are all kinda weird.

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 3 года назад +2

      Wait…I know you

    • @ToliG123
      @ToliG123 3 года назад

      @@Lankynibs you probably now me from my very serious and popular DBFZ content.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Год назад

      @@ToliG123 Doingi Boingi Fluupie Zmoopie?

  • @douglasmacarthur702
    @douglasmacarthur702 3 года назад +20

    I was reading a novel published in 2004 and I found the term “omega male.”

  • @mccormack570
    @mccormack570 3 года назад +21

    Pi male sounds like the arch nemesis of Xi male, they should just marry eachother and share the prime minister role.

  • @rpd0825
    @rpd0825 3 года назад +24

    maybe the real men are the friends we made along the way

  • @nasiavoulgareli3259
    @nasiavoulgareli3259 2 года назад +15

    As a Greek person, this looks like a kindergarten lesson. I LOVE IT.

  • @BloodRider1914
    @BloodRider1914 3 года назад +7

    I got an ad for some women's charity before this video.
    Clicked skipped
    I am definitely a male

  • @StardustAnlia
    @StardustAnlia 3 года назад +32

    I used to think I was an omega male back when omega male meant sigma male. Truth is, I’m the type of male that not only rejects sexual life, but commercial and spiritual life as well. In any group I join, I look for the smallest differences between the doctorine of the group and a rapidly complicating idea of myself and leave within one to 3 paid terms. Unable to complete courses to gain actual skills, my main outlet consists of going to small groups and failing to communicate my complex ideas to authority figures who still somehow see it as a sign of promise even in a 25 year old.

  • @whathidude
    @whathidude 3 года назад +8

    You forgot about the cain/abel males. Cain males does whatever they want in whatever way possible, Abel subjugate their selves to someone else

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 года назад

      Abel males fail the vibe check

  • @ariavue9874
    @ariavue9874 3 года назад +20

    i love how he completely ignores the pronunciation guide right below the words

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, the guide was wrong. Ξ/ξ is pronounced “ksee,” not “zzee”

  • @venividivivi
    @venividivivi 3 года назад +24

    we need an upsilon male ethnostate tbh

    • @pagansbasin6657
      @pagansbasin6657 3 года назад +7

      You could call it…
      Upstate 😳

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR 3 года назад +1

      @@pagansbasin6657 Upstate? Really?
      Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard the term "upsilon male"

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +1

      Oh, no; it’s an Albany expression.

  • @sweatyslapfight7900
    @sweatyslapfight7900 3 года назад +24

    This is the most painful Jreg video, I don't think I can finish it.

  • @alfiealfie35
    @alfiealfie35 3 года назад +7

    13:11 i like how the definition makes a math joke about pi being transendental

    • @arcioko2142
      @arcioko2142 3 года назад +4

      "Did you know that pi males are usually bad at algebra?"
      "Because they're not algebraic"

  • @corn7686
    @corn7686 3 года назад +10

    this video didn't include ANYTHING about heat cycles, ruts and knotting. awful, clearly no research was conducted. unsubscribed

  • @KnivingDispodia
    @KnivingDispodia 3 года назад +18

    I’m really glad everyone started memeing on this silly bullshit because there was definitely a sizable amount of delusional young men that actually cared about this “hierarchy”.
    Oh wait shit I just realized I’m totally a Phi male.

  • @pureevil9496
    @pureevil9496 3 года назад +36

    The men who obsess over these labels are no different than women obsessing over astrology

    • @greentoken3783
      @greentoken3783 3 года назад +10

      THAT'S WHAT A ZETA MALE WOULD SAY...

    • @greentoken3783
      @greentoken3783 3 года назад +9

      HELP I DONT KNEO HOW TO TURN CAPD CCOCK OFF

    • @beybladeguru101
      @beybladeguru101 3 года назад +3

      That's what only a -Scorpio- Beta male would say!

    • @Uwhwvwgwh
      @Uwhwvwgwh Год назад

      yes

  • @noanimezone3149
    @noanimezone3149 3 года назад +7

    As a greek person: wtf are you guys okay

  • @OCIBj
    @OCIBj 3 года назад +11

    WE GOT HERE AFTER A STUDY DONE ON WOLVES, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE STUDY ON WOLVES WAS DEBUNKED, SO IT ALSO DOESN'T APPLY TO WOLVES LIKE HOW

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Год назад

      >Well it applies to alot of animals though.

    • @OCIBj
      @OCIBj Год назад

      @@thesaddestdude3575 that is true i am just like a lion wolf hybrid i am so cool

  • @_______28
    @_______28 3 года назад +32

    "The Zeta Male rejects the traditional social position as it is based on how they are valued by women"
    So, like, a normal person?

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +4

      And furthermore, they can be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual, so assuming you’re not asexual that’s fairly appropriate for what people in general thinks sexuality is like today.

  • @koekiejam18
    @koekiejam18 3 года назад +16

    This is like a horoscope for insecure men, fight me

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 3 года назад +10

    “My sociosexual sign is a Sigma, but my covid sign is Epsilon.”

    • @oofshapedhuman4974
      @oofshapedhuman4974 2 года назад +1

      What Covid variant you get determines your future and if you’ll accomplish anything. I got omnicron so I’ll probably just die off like all other humans sad.

  • @turntech4776
    @turntech4776 2 года назад +3

    “Oh you like men? Name every male” “name em? I’ll rank them😈”

  • @fotnite_
    @fotnite_ 3 года назад +45

    I love when I tell an MRA that the socio-sexual hierarchy is just the male version of the horoscope, and when they get mad and tell me it's based in science I tell them "lmao what science" and they just become unintelligible in their rage. Those kinds of people will never stop being funny to mess with

    • @kouikilol5833
      @kouikilol5833 3 года назад

      There is people who take this seriously?
      What is a MRA

    • @BigKnecht
      @BigKnecht 3 года назад +14

      I think 99% of people perpetuating these memes are literally just memeing

    • @fotnite_
      @fotnite_ 3 года назад +11

      @@kouikilol5833 unfortunately, yes. Case in point, self help channels that now make every video on "how to be sigma" by not masturbating or having sex, as well as complaining about feminism.

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 года назад +1

      Is there such a strong hierarchy in astrology, though? Like, Leo being definitely better than Virgo, or something. Or
      Because otherwise, it's not just the horoscope, it's the horoscope used as a 🦆 measuring contest.

    • @ndescruzur4378
      @ndescruzur4378 3 года назад +1

      @@shytendeakatamanoir9740 The horoscope can be more annoying because there are actually a lot more people that believe that and want to know the sign of every person to reasure themselves and it can be quite annoying. But yeah, there isn't really a hierarchy, in that sense the stupid greek letter hierarchy is more annoying. At the end of the day they are all bullshit, whatsoever.

  • @maiku7648
    @maiku7648 3 года назад +13

    Fun fact: Eta (Η η) in greek also means "defeat" so Eta should be an easy Z tier

  • @svovy5358
    @svovy5358 3 года назад +8

    JrEg is my favourite Socratic Philosophy channel

  • @jasp9661
    @jasp9661 3 года назад +22

    This is what I imagine gender studies to be like

  • @natashas8707
    @natashas8707 2 года назад +2

    “Haha lol ok helicopter, 34 million gendrrrs hahaha brrrr”
    “Hey dude, have you ever looked into the greek categorically method of measuring masculinity? yes, its like Alfa male- “

  • @TheDestructiveGiant
    @TheDestructiveGiant Год назад +3

    I'm a lambda male because I:
    -am 27 years old
    -wear glasses
    -have a Ph.D. in theoretical physics
    -own a crowbar
    -don't speak

  • @wintertone3610
    @wintertone3610 3 года назад +10

    Nice one Jreg. You really showed those male who is boss

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 3 года назад +1

      Jreg reveals he is secretly radical feminist anarchist all along

  • @matroqueta6825
    @matroqueta6825 3 года назад +12

    Everyone should know that S tier stands for Sigma tier

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 2 года назад +1

      S tier is reserved for the smegma male

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 3 года назад +27

    Can't wait for Female Tier List where everything will be in F for Female

    • @abababababa8
      @abababababa8 3 года назад +6

      Females form some intense hierarchies too

    • @estelle6528
      @estelle6528 3 года назад +2

      Eh, I prefer MBTI anyday

    • @gta4haterhq
      @gta4haterhq 3 года назад

      @@estelle6528 same difference

  • @boundary2580
    @boundary2580 3 года назад +13

    So basically
    Otello/Othello = Alpha Male
    Iago/Jago = Scheming Beta Male

    • @medhyak148
      @medhyak148 3 года назад +1

      Where my mind went to first omg

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 3 года назад +8

    ‘The main source of population’
    That’s kind of obvious what that means.
    Unlike Jreg I my irony off

  • @alexmay9095
    @alexmay9095 3 года назад +5

    purposefuly avoiding ligma male. disgraceful.

  • @arcioko2142
    @arcioko2142 3 года назад +7

    as a math fan i love how pi male are described as "transcendental"

  • @cooperskenyon2862
    @cooperskenyon2862 3 года назад +7

    JrEg should do a tier list of speculative zoology species in "All Tomorrows"

  • @alexanderwill2847
    @alexanderwill2847 3 года назад +8

    11:44 jReG not so subtly hinting that he’ll be moving to China

  • @kauflicherkoifischer9936
    @kauflicherkoifischer9936 3 года назад +9

    we're hitting levels of astrology that shouldn't be possible

  • @rileysandhop8308
    @rileysandhop8308 3 года назад +19

    idk abt you, but sigmas seem submissive and breedable

  • @yeeyee5057
    @yeeyee5057 3 года назад +8

    Thank you for recognising the true power of the shrugma, you will be blessed by the great shroom

  • @talkgb
    @talkgb 3 года назад +5

    “we go to urban dictionary and we’ll look at the first definition that pops up” *immediately cuts to the 2nd definition*

  • @walliscool
    @walliscool 3 года назад +23

    commenting daddy for the algorithm