Riff Raff | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 года назад +1102

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @talkdatross3578
      @talkdatross3578 4 года назад +13

      You've made me laugh through very hard times thank you man.

    • @MasterOfNone1980
      @MasterOfNone1980 4 года назад +7

      Already seen this episode and I had to come back when it popped back up on my feed. I laugh like it was the first time hearing it.

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 4 года назад +8

      This is one of my favorites, love u Theo .... my Boyyyyyy👊GanG GanG🤙 P.s. we need that pt.2

    • @manofwar8915
      @manofwar8915 4 года назад +7

      Lmao them boiz keyed up

    • @willblack8843
      @willblack8843 4 года назад +2

      Lately Riff lookin like he could use your help with those demons. Gang gang 🙏🏼🤙🏼

  • @JPmotion
    @JPmotion Год назад +1412

    This is like watching a alligator and crocodile finally being able to converse with each other .

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 Год назад +4

      ​@mosaabtwice3999yeah 😂

    • @saceboss
      @saceboss 11 месяцев назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @otpays8552
      @otpays8552 10 месяцев назад +3

      Bro this is fkin hilarious

    • @otpays8552
      @otpays8552 10 месяцев назад +2

      This is fkin wild

    • @levijimenez4115
      @levijimenez4115 10 месяцев назад +2

      Holy shit bro😂 that was too damn accurate

  • @asev01
    @asev01 3 года назад +7355

    It's amazing how 2 men can talk for over an hour, and yet say absolutely nothing at all. Best podcast ever.

    • @14AspenDrive
      @14AspenDrive 3 года назад +38

      Lol irl

    • @363.2McMasters
      @363.2McMasters 3 года назад +199

      Lol cocaine, go back watch their hands, eyes covered, excuses to be sweaty af, both known cocaine addicts... Riff takes the glasses off for a second and had saucers while staring into lights lol shouldn't even see a pupil hardly. Bet they raced to see who could finish a gram first, before going outside "playing sports" another gram throughout the show just edited out, and finished their an 8 ball each b4 the night was over.

    • @dwells3536
      @dwells3536 3 года назад +217

      @@363.2McMasters what’s wrong with that sounds like a fucking awesome time

    • @connorleyte5789
      @connorleyte5789 3 года назад +124

      @@363.2McMasters sick fantasy bro

    • @andrecoleman1856
      @andrecoleman1856 3 года назад +7

      @@363.2McMasters lmmfao

  • @rogerstafford9727
    @rogerstafford9727 5 лет назад +2939

    fun fact:
    the distortion you see in the video is from pure unfiltered mullet radiation, thats what the glasses are for, and why its so hot in the room.

    • @Eyeseev2
      @Eyeseev2 5 лет назад +74

      Thank you this made me bust out laugh

    • @tonyguzman6798
      @tonyguzman6798 5 лет назад +8

      🤯

    • @Veneer22
      @Veneer22 5 лет назад +4

      Duuuude!

    • @defenestrator9119
      @defenestrator9119 5 лет назад +14

      Lmao. I was going to say that they're recording inside a microwave oven, hence the eye protection.

    • @patrickmcgee1401
      @patrickmcgee1401 5 лет назад +5

      Excellent observation

  • @SteveWiIIDolt
    @SteveWiIIDolt 2 года назад +567

    Riff Raff woke up one day and decided he is going to do whatever tf he wants for the rest of his life. Gotta respect it.

    • @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN
      @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN Год назад +12

      ​@@jakew1362FLAPPiN STRAiGHT BURBERRY BLACK BONNET, iN THE MERCEDES-BENZ COMET PAiNTED / HALF A TANK O DAT JiMMY DEAN GRAVY SAUSAGE, iLL EVEN EAT THE LABEL

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 5 месяцев назад +8

      Riff Raff is Theo Von's older brother that left home at 14

    • @AlbPerNil
      @AlbPerNil 5 месяцев назад +2

      the way everyone should live

  • @hobobluesclown7337
    @hobobluesclown7337 5 лет назад +2619

    Riff Raff is the older brother that shows up when you been picking on Theo Von too much.

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 5 лет назад +3263

    There are critical levels of southern energy in that room.

  • @cman011
    @cman011 5 лет назад +7566

    Theo Von interviews himself from the future

  • @darthtrabia
    @darthtrabia Год назад +506

    I used to think riff was a joke. He’s one of the most intelligent guys in the industry. He’s so on point it’s crazy. The character he plays is perfectly crafted

    • @TheRhino2719
      @TheRhino2719 Год назад +53

      Hes not playing a character at all. That's him man, of course h steps it up when the cameras are on but you see him.

    • @baseballhaha
      @baseballhaha Год назад +56

      Naw man. Sometimes you just meet people who are straight up characters

    • @unknownmlg4041
      @unknownmlg4041 Год назад +17

      If he was just now getting into rapping he’d be way more successful

    • @VLE-Grimace
      @VLE-Grimace Год назад +9

      @@TheRhino2719this isn’t him though, he’s 100% playing a character. If you see him in other interviews or even when he did the commercial for his Peach Panther album you can tell that he knows what he’s doing, more props to him man he’s a genius.

    • @x2orNothing
      @x2orNothing Год назад +6

      @@VLE-Grimacethis ain’t no character, they’re literally high af. The adults here know.

  • @georgelackman3374
    @georgelackman3374 5 лет назад +981

    When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  • @averagejoe225
    @averagejoe225 5 лет назад +4826

    This is like Fight Club except they're both the imaginary friend

    • @JammyH93
      @JammyH93 5 лет назад +36

      Hahaha

    • @ImJuice225
      @ImJuice225 5 лет назад +25

      Wait a damn minute.... Who am I? Am I tyler durden or Dan the man. Fuck man I'm having an identity crisis now

    • @mfriend417
      @mfriend417 5 лет назад +11

      Gold sir

    • @charleeriverbear5153
      @charleeriverbear5153 5 лет назад +34

      The internet's will never have a comment like this ever again ...thank you sir that was funny

    • @ericmceachin6375
      @ericmceachin6375 5 лет назад +6

      Why can't Riff Raff just take off the denim jacket?! He's clearly sweating his balls off! Ha ha ha

  • @SSmokin
    @SSmokin 5 лет назад +5673

    90% of this podcast was spent trying to one-up each other’s analogies

    • @unxnxwn1798
      @unxnxwn1798 5 лет назад +73

      Timbo Slice exactly 😂😂

    • @DickChisqo420
      @DickChisqo420 5 лет назад +190

      The other 10% blowing Cane...

    • @filthysock
      @filthysock 5 лет назад +32

      On some dumb shit too, lol! xD

    • @space-ux1hh
      @space-ux1hh 5 лет назад +21

      all i need

    • @OGbrundle
      @OGbrundle 5 лет назад +140

      And it's beautiful

  • @aubreygrace6955
    @aubreygrace6955 Год назад +159

    I’ve never seen someone match theos energy so good

    • @indo3052
      @indo3052 Год назад +1

      They both coked out

    • @dustinhughes614
      @dustinhughes614 Год назад +1

      Nah someone needed to match riff raffs energy. Riffraff been around longer like l at least “popular”

  • @Buffalo_billi
    @Buffalo_billi 5 лет назад +923

    They both understand each others comedy and it’s fucking glorious

    • @slowjamcdub
      @slowjamcdub 5 лет назад +8

      This was great! They need to do
      A song together!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +2

      This is the best!😃👍

    • @willzamudio6569
      @willzamudio6569 5 лет назад +2

      Very glorious lmao

    • @daviddude2547
      @daviddude2547 5 лет назад +19

      Like Bevis and Butthead if they were into Rap and cocaine ,,in there 30s.

    • @Buffalo_billi
      @Buffalo_billi 5 лет назад +2

      David Dude, dude you hit the fuckin nail right on the head wit this one

  • @RyanHoguePassiveIncome
    @RyanHoguePassiveIncome 5 лет назад +603

    "You look like if someone had a Cheat Code in Double Dragon" 🐉🐉 😂😂😂

  • @ianmorey9550
    @ianmorey9550 5 лет назад +842

    They’re like the same person but from different realities

    • @michaelwafula2593
      @michaelwafula2593 5 лет назад +2

      hahahaha

    • @rx7drifter323
      @rx7drifter323 5 лет назад

      Ian Morey best comment so far brother😂😂

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 4 года назад +2

      They both have very similar story's too

    • @dwand
      @dwand 2 года назад

      Lmao man i was upset to find this because. I swore they were the same 😂😂😂

  • @bobby_D
    @bobby_D 2 года назад +333

    I probably could listen to a podcast with these 2 for like 13-14 hours in a row.

  • @johnnylapra7755
    @johnnylapra7755 5 лет назад +2872

    Theo Von interviews the voice inside of his head.

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 5 лет назад +2581

    This is basically Theo interviewing his spirit animal

    • @joecrocker9807
      @joecrocker9807 5 лет назад +15

      King of the Rats is his true spirit animal

    • @joecrocker9807
      @joecrocker9807 5 лет назад +9

      or his Barber, Brutus the beefcake! King of the mullets/rat tails

    • @weedenhawf
      @weedenhawf 5 лет назад +16

      This is the most accurate comment I've ever read

    • @dangerdjk
      @dangerdjk 5 лет назад +14

      I always through Theo was the best of the quick random whit but Riff Killed it! "He's out here mulching mullets 😂"

    • @gptgod
      @gptgod 5 лет назад +8

      Theyre twins

  • @jakeso7737
    @jakeso7737 4 года назад +1983

    Riff Raff is just Theo dipped in neon sauce

  • @FollowProto
    @FollowProto 2 года назад +72

    “I got the big unit, Randy Johnson out there mulchin’ mullets” May just be the greatest sentence ever uttered. Bars.

  • @scientifico
    @scientifico 5 лет назад +519

    This will go down in history. If there is ever a time capsule to the farthest reaches of space, include this.

  • @fashionofthechrist
    @fashionofthechrist 3 года назад +2291

    It’s like when you select the same characters against each other in a duel, but they have different outfits.

  • @gagacrazy10
    @gagacrazy10 5 лет назад +1678

    These two guys are born to do a podcast together.

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 5 лет назад +41

      Couple of watermelon water moccasins... 🍉 🐍gang^gang

    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 5 лет назад +3

      @@glyph241 hahaha

    • @kingmikewitsel
      @kingmikewitsel 5 лет назад +12

      These two guys where born together*

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 5 лет назад +5

      @@glyph241 well ya genetically they are

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs 5 лет назад +5

      Meanwhile Theo is wasting his time with Brenda.

  • @shawn688
    @shawn688 2 года назад +44

    “What’s the point in having a mailbox if you don’t even get coupons anymore?”
    I felt that shit.

  • @teddydorian3630
    @teddydorian3630 2 года назад +624

    This is like an hour long conversational volleyball game where the ball never touches the ground

  • @D4sxysrb
    @D4sxysrb 5 лет назад +1509

    Theo Von is one of the pokemon you chose at the beginning of a pokemon game. Riff Raff is the 2nd evolution and Macho Man Randy Savage is the third evolution.

  • @lukewilson1745
    @lukewilson1745 5 лет назад +253

    "Florida Follicle Fountain"
    This guy is a genius with words

  • @aleksandarpolak
    @aleksandarpolak 2 года назад +150

    You can actually close your eyes and hear the Florida Follicle Fountain whistling. Two Titans of the Mullet meet and create the dark arts together. Priceless.

  • @RappingManualYT
    @RappingManualYT 5 лет назад +730

    Riff Raff is Theo Von, but if you've paid for the extra skins.

    • @CACTUSTAPES
      @CACTUSTAPES 5 лет назад +3

      hahahahaha!

    • @randall5350
      @randall5350 5 лет назад +6

      Legendary perspective my friend haha!

    • @Colt-Forty5
      @Colt-Forty5 5 лет назад

      Quite possibly the truest statement I’ve ever read..

    • @chrish1857
      @chrish1857 3 года назад +1

      Day one pre-order bonus pack

  • @TheAirsoftkidd
    @TheAirsoftkidd 5 лет назад +557

    This is amazing. Like watching the same dude go back and forth with himself 😂

  • @HairJordan
    @HairJordan 4 года назад +2919

    Riff Raff is just Theo Von from an alternate universe

    • @babakazi808
      @babakazi808 4 года назад +24

      Literallyyyyy like brothers lol

    • @OsamaBinDarrel
      @OsamaBinDarrel 4 года назад +36

      They're almost the same person from different states lol

    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd 4 года назад +17

      Theo Von is Riff Raff from another reality you mean?

    • @babakazi808
      @babakazi808 4 года назад +12

      @@dirtabd and when they clash its pure gold and nonsense speak

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 4 года назад +3

      Who knew I’d find you here hehe

  • @TheRyan909
    @TheRyan909 Год назад +29

    I’ve been alive for 36 years… and watched countless… no hundreds of interviews… but this is the greatest interview of all time.

  • @sweetXXXenloe
    @sweetXXXenloe 5 лет назад +356

    When archaeologists find this relic in 10,000 years. They will understand how advanced we were

    • @lorinlankins1475
      @lorinlankins1475 5 лет назад +2

      sweetXXXenloe yes

    • @gourdlord2112
      @gourdlord2112 5 лет назад +8

      I hope they find this and nothing else about our history
      Lmao textbooks are going to have us looking like our whole species wore mullets with bandanas and wraparound shades

    • @Rand_al_Thor372
      @Rand_al_Thor372 5 лет назад

      And why we were reduced to said rubble. This is Peak Something...

  • @austingreer1945
    @austingreer1945 5 лет назад +570

    It's like watching one actor play twins

    • @ksrhys-
      @ksrhys- 5 лет назад +12

      Except it's good

    • @michaelwoods9052
      @michaelwoods9052 5 лет назад +2

      Great articulation. So true.

    • @sethgreer2337
      @sethgreer2337 5 лет назад +1

      Are we related?

    • @jonathontruax3691
      @jonathontruax3691 5 лет назад +4

      Seth Greer probably twins

    • @secamrtva484
      @secamrtva484 5 лет назад +1

      Personally i thought riff raff was playing a character named theo this whole time

  • @skyblue9991
    @skyblue9991 5 лет назад +1599

    These two were literally made for each other.

    • @damintten
      @damintten 4 года назад +12

      Riff Raff reconizes riff Raff;) gotta make urself or ya brake urself. One made a caracture and another make one to. Just one a little more understandable than the other. I let you choose which lmao.

    • @zuluboy4056
      @zuluboy4056 4 года назад +19

      Real shit!!! They from the same family tree

    • @megmaul3123
      @megmaul3123 4 года назад +3

      Agree

    • @LikeTheEcho
      @LikeTheEcho 4 года назад +12

      im from californa but i done moved to texus my bad im dyselix in tha 4door mango lexus-------- tip toe lolololol

    • @noahlongoria9735
      @noahlongoria9735 4 года назад +3

      We Like The Echo Theo from Louisiana

  • @user-mw4kg8cx8t
    @user-mw4kg8cx8t 11 месяцев назад +39

    “Sweatin like an Icelandic stripper stuck in a sun storm” is the funniest fucking line

    • @desmotanker
      @desmotanker 8 месяцев назад

      Riff Raff needs to put that in a verse

  • @bruceleeroyshownuff9210
    @bruceleeroyshownuff9210 4 года назад +1755

    This shit needs to happen again. I can’t believe they didn’t start their own show after this. This was one of the best podcasts ever. EVER

    • @skyblue9991
      @skyblue9991 4 года назад +19

      EVEEEERRRRR!!!

    • @bannydrown5465
      @bannydrown5465 4 года назад +59

      Dude this was lightning in a bottle. It’s a fucking shame they didn’t turn this into a regular thing

    • @ricardomonterroso9492
      @ricardomonterroso9492 4 года назад +15

      Dude I was literally just having this thought rewatching this episode!

    • @HubbaBuddah
      @HubbaBuddah 4 года назад +18

      We NEED part 2!

    • @inescastaneda8562
      @inescastaneda8562 4 года назад +10

      Brandon schaub happened smh

  • @Thisisahandle701
    @Thisisahandle701 3 года назад +3031

    Imagine trying to understand this with English as a second language

  • @majinmatt9481
    @majinmatt9481 4 года назад +572

    "Im sweating like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch" God damn that killed me.

    • @hickorydragon8114
      @hickorydragon8114 3 года назад +11

      Riff Raff was impressed you could tell

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад +13

      I had to rewind and see what I missed because I was laughing so hard, then he hit with the Icelandic stripper in a sun storm 😂

    • @ilikemyowncomments9065
      @ilikemyowncomments9065 3 года назад +9

      Riff lead him into it with the line with, "I'm sweatin' like a gesundheit"

    • @gragrim
      @gragrim 3 года назад +4

      Like an Icelandic stripper in a sun storm

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 3 года назад

      Me too dude…I laughed and blew all my weed off the table

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 Год назад +24

    "I want that dirty soil, man, that alluvial"
    Stuff like this is why Theo is one of the GOATs

  • @claudemott
    @claudemott 4 года назад +744

    I feel like riff raff was taken aback by how similar theos riffing is to his.

    • @luisalcala5209
      @luisalcala5209 4 года назад +53

      hahahaha you can see this exact sentiment on his face at 6:10. it’s like that meme of cartoon spider-man pointing at cartoon spider-man

    • @drewb5775
      @drewb5775 4 года назад +10

      They were straight Stevie riff von ing

    • @glove8888
      @glove8888 4 года назад +15

      Its like talking to a kid you grew up with

    • @eastsideirish1440
      @eastsideirish1440 4 года назад +9

      Im in tears with these 2

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 4 года назад +14

      He realized it was like looking in the mirror and talking to himself.

  • @nightman4142
    @nightman4142 4 года назад +2029

    Texas has a conversation with Louisiana.

    • @TheDNAGroup
      @TheDNAGroup 4 года назад +40

      Bingo. That's exactly it. #FamilyReunion #BayouBoys

    • @budwhite9781
      @budwhite9781 4 года назад +3

      😎👍

    • @renematta4870
      @renematta4870 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vidtest410
      @vidtest410 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @xxklokxxcolt
      @xxklokxxcolt 4 года назад +10

      This comment should be the title of the video.

  • @alexmcmullan3836
    @alexmcmullan3836 5 лет назад +614

    It's like watching Randy Savages long lost children reuniting

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 5 лет назад +8

      Oooooh yeahhhhhh

    • @joecrocker9807
      @joecrocker9807 5 лет назад +9

      If the Macho man Randy Savage had sex and made babies with Chyna.
      Theo and Riff Raff's tag team name would be the WHITE CHYNA'S.
      they both have that same strip club, trailer park vibes

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 5 лет назад +5

      This is - so fucking accurate... I may or may not have shed a tear.

    • @filibertogarciasi
      @filibertogarciasi 5 лет назад

      Grandkids

    • @mvinge
      @mvinge 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, yes.
      Riff Raff's wrestling names are the best in the business. Riff Raff aka Aqua Berry Backfist aka Mr. Lamborghini Leg Lock aka Neon Fist.
      Someone give the man a pro wrestling contract

  • @doughboy_notpillsbury6616
    @doughboy_notpillsbury6616 2 года назад +21

    The chemistry these 2 have is unbelievably great.!!

  • @victoriathompson9000
    @victoriathompson9000 2 года назад +1379

    "I'm sweating like a damn gazoontite" "I'm sweating like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these two together are comedic gold

    • @yourmumsahoe1
      @yourmumsahoe1 2 года назад +64

      gesundheit*

    • @PaulieV42
      @PaulieV42 2 года назад +15

      My sides were already hurting and then I fell out after this lmao 🤣💀💀

    • @lachbert9298
      @lachbert9298 2 года назад +16

      @@yourmumsahoe1 danke

    • @QueenLaQueefa
      @QueenLaQueefa 2 года назад +11

      yeah…YEAH!

    • @yourmumsahoe1
      @yourmumsahoe1 2 года назад +3

      @@PaulieV42 🤝

  • @pirkkala
    @pirkkala 5 лет назад +537

    "You ever been to a ufc fight"
    "Idk if ive ever been to a live one"
    I love riff raff

    • @rainbowsix4818
      @rainbowsix4818 5 лет назад +15

      pirkkala I caught that. But he said something like, "I've been to one, but not a live one."

    • @bjt7349
      @bjt7349 5 лет назад +1

      Still made sense but could’ve been worded differently

    • @marcotejada1498
      @marcotejada1498 5 лет назад +6

      As opposed to showing up to an old one.

    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 5 лет назад +9

      He is low key theos buff clone.

    • @chazbritt6
      @chazbritt6 5 лет назад +1

      Funniest part of the whole podcast

  • @shark_plissken
    @shark_plissken 4 года назад +805

    "You ever been to a UFC fight?"
    "Not a live one"

    • @j-krillswavey737
      @j-krillswavey737 4 года назад +22

      Yeaah wtff 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga I cant breath like whereee

    • @LoStorm44
      @LoStorm44 4 года назад +9

      Lmaooo I was like huhhhh😂

    • @coltonlevi4385
      @coltonlevi4385 4 года назад +15

      Bahahahahha this whole episode got me distraught 🤣

    • @92070
      @92070 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @kevincorso7929
      @kevincorso7929 4 года назад +3

      Y’all got me laughing reading this

  • @chrisdonahue7606
    @chrisdonahue7606 Год назад +26

    This needs to be a weekly pod, I could listen to these guys all day 10/10

  • @raymondimel878
    @raymondimel878 5 лет назад +527

    The moment we’ve all been waiting for... meeting of the magnetic and majestic mullets

  • @blackboxrd4934
    @blackboxrd4934 4 года назад +639

    "remember back in the 80's when they had stray animals?" -theo von

    • @sassymax1642
      @sassymax1642 4 года назад +1

      yeah damn

    • @sorry...nowbased
      @sorry...nowbased 4 года назад +4

      No need to reminisce, head to a border town, theyre still kicking it, free as a gottdamn bird.

    • @krackajackz
      @krackajackz 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @Rocket1229
      @Rocket1229 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣Hot fucking mess!! Adam Sandler already had a mullet yo! Wedding singer 😝

    • @jackflandurs
      @jackflandurs 4 года назад +1

      But he should have let it rock him like a hurricane n ride the no shame untamed mane hair sprayed side shave long back flyer than a plane flame aim claim to gain fame game

  • @tedphillips3119
    @tedphillips3119 5 лет назад +481

    This is the most natural conversation I've ever heard on RUclips.

    • @gagacrazy10
      @gagacrazy10 5 лет назад +4

      Ted Phillips yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking 🤙🏻

    • @sovREVERE
      @sovREVERE 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @tedphillips3119
      @tedphillips3119 5 лет назад +1

      @@gagacrazy10 It's like they have same brain.

    • @JM-qt5mg
      @JM-qt5mg 5 лет назад +13

      I feel like they are just putting together sentences and it's not really a conversation about anything 😂😂

  • @ScanMan1967
    @ScanMan1967 11 месяцев назад +9

    Theo is one of the few humans that can keep up with Riff one on one. Gold!

  • @jaylenfrank
    @jaylenfrank 4 года назад +445

    The improv is no joke. Talk about feeding off of each other.

  • @joel642
    @joel642 3 года назад +795

    I love Theo. "remember the 80s?". Then says "remember stray animals?!" Like strays were only around in the 80s haha these two are the best together.

    • @CHATOMARTINEZ93
      @CHATOMARTINEZ93 2 года назад +13

      TWO MEMBER BERRIES

    • @zooweemama911
      @zooweemama911 2 года назад +7

      @@CHATOMARTINEZ93 I member

    • @lucyhg2010
      @lucyhg2010 2 года назад +6

      Riff also said Elvis in the 80s lmao

    • @taowaycamino4891
      @taowaycamino4891 2 года назад +1

      This guy Riff is a natural comedy genius (Riff helps me see what kind of funny people we will forever get to know and hang out with in Heaven one day!). He is like a "Theo Von" but multiplied by a million!
      Repent before your Maker, children, or H*ELL is waiting for your blind irrational wannabe a*sses (no harm intended) forever and ever....!
      "and do everything in love"-- The Holy Bible

    • @taowaycamino4891
      @taowaycamino4891 Год назад

      @@kibblesnbits3174 No reason to be doubtful.

  • @ThePerro
    @ThePerro 5 лет назад +746

    This is like when you’re playing a fighting game with your friend and he picks the same character as you

    • @maxrohrer6990
      @maxrohrer6990 5 лет назад +9

      Why is this comment so low?

    • @jenset88
      @jenset88 5 лет назад +46

      But then you change the outfit color so you can tell the difference

    • @dotChrollo
      @dotChrollo 5 лет назад +8

      @@jenset88 "But I don't like stock Ryu!"

    • @phikdehn5451
      @phikdehn5451 5 лет назад +3

      Ahahaha. Well fucking done dude 👏

    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 5 лет назад

      Bahahha

  • @Zage648
    @Zage648 2 года назад +38

    Best conversation i ever listened to hands down

  • @WatchMeWin13
    @WatchMeWin13 5 лет назад +235

    These two are the human embodiment of “Madlibs”

    • @nv3831
      @nv3831 5 лет назад

      this is so accurate thank you

    • @superseriousjack1656
      @superseriousjack1656 5 лет назад +1

      could never think of the word but yeah

    • @crowtein6104
      @crowtein6104 5 лет назад

      Exactly!!
      Everybody's got a special kind of story...Everybody finds a way to shine. It don't matter that you got not alot.So what?
      They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine, and together we'll be fine!

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 лет назад

      Crowtein I love that song

  • @lil_EC
    @lil_EC 4 года назад +561

    THEO! PLEASE HAVE RIFF RAFF BACK ON YOUR PODCAST!!

    • @aaron4ism
      @aaron4ism 4 года назад +6

      I also want this

    • @lucifa0
      @lucifa0 4 года назад +4

      For real

    • @VinnyBarbarino29
      @VinnyBarbarino29 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, good call.

    • @jackflandurs
      @jackflandurs 4 года назад +1

      We need them to team up to form the hair bear cast n interview people together

    • @eflem7708
      @eflem7708 4 года назад

      I was gonna like this, but didnt want to ruin your already perfect number of likes.

  • @ashchapmantv6792
    @ashchapmantv6792 5 лет назад +574

    Theo looks like the first character you get in SSX

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 5 лет назад +16

      LifeCouchTV underrated comment

    • @Zanfrea
      @Zanfrea 5 лет назад +5

      underrated game too that shit lit

    • @livelaughForte
      @livelaughForte 5 лет назад +5

      This pleases my 12 year old self

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😁 man u just brought back memories of fun times.
      stress free youth.....
      combos.
      😎

    • @marshamontgomery1990
      @marshamontgomery1990 5 лет назад

      How is this not at like four thousand likes.

  • @BenWalz
    @BenWalz Год назад +56

    It's like two jet skis talking to each other.

    • @OnTheRocksTalks
      @OnTheRocksTalks 5 месяцев назад +1

      Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @triplecrownwinner6897
    @triplecrownwinner6897 5 лет назад +594

    Damn riff raff can go toe to toe with theo vonn on the word play.

    • @ecstrip
      @ecstrip 5 лет назад +40

      Teal tone lobster how could he not

    • @prometheuscastles
      @prometheuscastles 5 лет назад +46

      Because Riff has been on this wave.

    • @hayabusaass8391
      @hayabusaass8391 5 лет назад +9

      RealRuger.380 NastyNorth Riff Raff is at home here with the wordplay.

    • @Ryan-ew2gv
      @Ryan-ew2gv 5 лет назад +16

      are you kidding bruh it's mf riff raff

    • @damieltanon5243
      @damieltanon5243 5 лет назад +1

      FR

  • @dudeB15
    @dudeB15 4 года назад +267

    " dripping more than an Icelandic stripper in the sun" 200 IQ comedy

    • @barbwire2016
      @barbwire2016 4 года назад +9

      Yeah....a sun storm lmfao

    • @rickyalexander927
      @rickyalexander927 4 года назад +1

      lmao anyone know what part this was at? I am trying to find it

    • @jamesmarshel1723
      @jamesmarshel1723 4 года назад

      Thought iceland band strip clubs 2010😂

  • @DedHedZed
    @DedHedZed 5 лет назад +1650

    They literally didnt talk about a damn thing and it was great.

    • @mikeramaa
      @mikeramaa 5 лет назад +61

      Supa Close did they talk about nothing? Or did they kinda talk about alllllll things..

    • @MelonxJuice
      @MelonxJuice 5 лет назад +9

      They talked about so much cool shit what are you talking about???

    • @JoseHernandez-md1hg
      @JoseHernandez-md1hg 5 лет назад +1

      That's because you weren't home schooled

    • @MahckMedia
      @MahckMedia 5 лет назад +2

      hahaha x10000! Forrrrreallllll

    • @gimmedemdigits6040
      @gimmedemdigits6040 5 лет назад +7

      but I learned so much about the universe at the same time.

  • @DevDude1017
    @DevDude1017 Год назад +14

    "I'm sweating my ass off"
    "My appetite just went away"
    Lmao

  • @KnightsOfTheSpoolTable
    @KnightsOfTheSpoolTable 5 лет назад +160

    Finally someone who also is fluent in riff raff

  • @derekhager8946
    @derekhager8946 5 лет назад +446

    Theo looks like he's about to snap into a Slim Jim...

  • @michaelb4538
    @michaelb4538 5 лет назад +275

    These two bounce off each other.
    They could single handily rescue the WWF as a tag team.

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 4 года назад

      Mike Hunt they would some a bunch of animals. So I agree..

    • @fenwaypark4754
      @fenwaypark4754 4 года назад +1

      the macho man's twins

    • @Blackstamos
      @Blackstamos 4 года назад

      The fuck is WWF?

    • @michaelb4538
      @michaelb4538 4 года назад +7

      It's a big wrestling company that resides in North America, that had to change it's name due to the bulls shit world we now live in.

    • @Emerald_Knight45
      @Emerald_Knight45 4 года назад +3

      @@Blackstamos World Wildlife Foundation

  • @bobby_D
    @bobby_D 2 года назад +37

    I hadda pay $2,700 a month, I stayed there about 2 weeks!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aidan360
    @aidan360 3 года назад +691

    My favourite part of Theo von is when he breaks character and laughs at how stupid the convo is then comes back even harder with the most random shit

    • @tonywashere11
      @tonywashere11 3 года назад +4

      Timemark? Lol

    • @andrewcecala4308
      @andrewcecala4308 3 года назад +1

      @@tonywashere11 same for us in 2021 lol

    • @uncrxt
      @uncrxt 3 года назад +7

      @@tonywashere11 maybe he meant 34:45?

    • @peppermintnightmare4741
      @peppermintnightmare4741 2 года назад +2

      @@uncrxt STOP BREATHIN

    • @georgem079
      @georgem079 2 года назад +2

      Theo be n the fewture so much he Lafin at wat he’s finna say next

  • @JoeSkutnik
    @JoeSkutnik 5 лет назад +269

    I can’t believe you actually got The Peach Panther, AKA Neon Icon, AKA The Neon Don, AKA Neon Python, AKA Butterscotch Berry Bond, AKA Jody Highroller, AKA The Syrup Sippin’ Scientist, AKA The Syrup Sippin’ Assassin, AKA Dr. Diploma, AKA The Rolex Rocker, AKA The Trunk Knocker, AKA Blueberry Jones, AKA The Double Swatcher, AKA The Egyptian Al Capone, AKA The Codeine Castle Owner.
    One for the books, for sure.

  • @josephrivero3004
    @josephrivero3004 5 лет назад +426

    Theo-You ever been to a UFC fight
    Riff-Not to a live one
    What does that mean hahaha

    • @VincentS988
      @VincentS988 5 лет назад +16

      Only watched it on TV. Never at the arena

    • @kengroves4209
      @kengroves4209 5 лет назад +72

      He gets ufc fighters to reenact old fights

    • @kaidengathings3096
      @kaidengathings3096 5 лет назад +15

      It means he's only seen them in exhibits at the museum, Mr. Raff is a savant, obviously.

    • @Pepe-ts9ec
      @Pepe-ts9ec 5 лет назад +1

      Senior Sensi Finally someone said it!

    • @MediocreProductionCo
      @MediocreProductionCo 5 лет назад

      cutrip GOAT comment.

  • @djhaloeight
    @djhaloeight Год назад +8

    i like how riff genuinely laughs at some of theo’s wordplay. they get each others style 😂

  • @jctheii
    @jctheii 3 года назад +790

    “Florida Follicle Fountain” is the perfect name for a mullet 😂😂 Riff Raff’s alliteration be funny af

  • @J0RDANw
    @J0RDANw 3 года назад +745

    Who’s watching in 2021? Best episode ever. Gotta have him back on!

    • @johnherring450
      @johnherring450 3 года назад +17

      Thought I was only one out here in 2021 going back through the archives of this beautiful podcast! Gang!

    • @joshuaphillips9810
      @joshuaphillips9810 3 года назад +2

    • @bk-terminator3617
      @bk-terminator3617 3 года назад +8

      One of the best podcasts I ever seen

    • @HicktownHero3030
      @HicktownHero3030 3 года назад +1

      What? Most of these views are mine lol

    • @Patmac-ih2le
      @Patmac-ih2le 3 года назад +5

      I watch this at least once a month. Sports gloss and all

  • @TheKazuluka
    @TheKazuluka 5 лет назад +437

    Riff Raff is what Theo Von evolves into if you catch him in Pokémon

    • @littleeddielalo
      @littleeddielalo 5 лет назад +13

      That hitta sneakachu and riaboo boiiii

    • @mickayy1
      @mickayy1 5 лет назад

      Lmfao

    • @scheatle1540
      @scheatle1540 5 лет назад

      Only if you use a Thunder Stone

    • @TheKazuluka
      @TheKazuluka 5 лет назад +1

      S Cheatle I was thinking a coke stone

    • @scheatle1540
      @scheatle1540 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheKazuluka that meth stone

  • @negritorican
    @negritorican Год назад +58

    I'm just impressed how these two can remember so many people full government names.

  • @JChris-ho4jj
    @JChris-ho4jj 5 лет назад +301

    This is by far one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 33 years of existence

    • @liaades9452
      @liaades9452 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t know half the shit they’re saying, but this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my 28 years of existence.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 лет назад +6

      38 year old here. Following everything they're saying. Nostalgia xtreme

    • @areola_ayatollah
      @areola_ayatollah 5 лет назад +2

      Nathan Dufresne another 38 y/o checking in. Can confirm, heavy nostalgia

    • @CoachCalledRizz
      @CoachCalledRizz 5 лет назад +1

      Theo with the glasses and bandana is amazing

    • @keama71
      @keama71 5 лет назад +1

      JESSE JAMES 33 here. I concur

  • @cassidymontoya1464
    @cassidymontoya1464 5 лет назад +401

    Riff: "Riff Rambo"
    Theo: "Damn, who ya been fightin"
    Riff: "Been fightin LIFE"..........
    Shit had me rolling 2mins in.

    • @greenghost7907
      @greenghost7907 5 лет назад +20

      he had me at Lamborghini Leg lock

    • @azk8584
      @azk8584 4 года назад +1

      HAHAAHAA SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN TOO BRUH HAHHAAAA NAWWW MEAN I BE FINNA LIT YA HEARD? Russ me dun

    • @tkog7848
      @tkog7848 4 года назад +1

      Bruh that shit hit different when riff say it lls

  • @thedude1982
    @thedude1982 5 лет назад +241

    Cheat code for double dragon lmfao only Theo could come up wit this stuff

  • @alexmaur8817
    @alexmaur8817 Год назад +5

    Dripping like an Icelandic stripper in a sunstorm is such a crazy line hahaha

  • @shovelcharge
    @shovelcharge 5 лет назад +480

    "putting it in a Lamborghini Leg Lock"

  • @eunhyuekpark6159
    @eunhyuekpark6159 5 лет назад +194

    Two brothers separated at birth and once again re-united to make this gdlk podcast!

  • @Coentjemons
    @Coentjemons 3 года назад +306

    This started at 100% and never slowed.

    • @Channel7sol
      @Channel7sol 3 года назад +4

      no shit.. this thing deserves everything

  • @averagejobogio
    @averagejobogio Год назад +9

    This is how I imagine a meeting between two ancient philosphers would go

  • @durtykimmi9579
    @durtykimmi9579 5 лет назад +193

    "I'm sweatin' like a damn Gesundheit" haha these boys are fkin hilarious
    RIP Billy

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 лет назад

      Andelko Mesic these boys are fuckin funny as shit dog

    • @mrSam3ooo
      @mrSam3ooo 5 лет назад

      what's a Gesundheit?

    • @andrewalarcon818
      @andrewalarcon818 5 лет назад +1

      Sam Wh it’s “bless you” in German, before you ask...the whole German language sounds angry

    • @timdavis74
      @timdavis74 5 лет назад

      After someone sneezes you say gesundheit.

    • @durtykimmi9579
      @durtykimmi9579 5 лет назад +2

      @@mrSam3ooo Gesundheit actually means health, if u translate it literally. But it's also used as "bless u"

  • @ZenCenterUpaya
    @ZenCenterUpaya 3 года назад +2122

    Two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation having a beautiful cocaine conversation.
    What a time to be alive.

    • @kusayhameid1987
      @kusayhameid1987 2 года назад +10

      Well said 😂😂😂😂

    • @WeAsOneRise
      @WeAsOneRise 2 года назад +69

      1 hour non stop talk about anything haha that's some real deal fish scale lmao

    • @ichigokurusaki5868
      @ichigokurusaki5868 2 года назад +11

      Riff Raff is about as much a wordsmith as Will Smith is a good fighter......

    • @johnpaul9754
      @johnpaul9754 2 года назад +64

      @@ichigokurusaki5868that's lame dude he got bars

    • @bendahova6196
      @bendahova6196 2 года назад +1

      Bruh I thought you was just saying it to say it about the 🍚 but after watching I know why😂😂😂

  • @Guttrocker
    @Guttrocker 5 лет назад +208

    Rat king and The neon icon riff raff. Brothers from different mothers

  • @eberhardtstephen
    @eberhardtstephen Год назад +4

    “What do apples say on their birthday?….uhhh…forest fires are friendly” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Slapstudiosjp
    @Slapstudiosjp 5 лет назад +210

    Had a cheat code for Double Dragon 🤣 startin Out the gate with them hitters

    • @pwr70
      @pwr70 5 лет назад +1

      Line fucking dropped me. Good day sir

  • @100kie
    @100kie 4 года назад +309

    “I got a friend that got hit by lightning... or like fell into a hole or something” like wtf Theo these are way different... I lost my shit 😂💀

  • @Tony777Zz
    @Tony777Zz 5 лет назад +426

    Theo and Riff Raff have a 2019 podcast that looks like a 1990 bootleg movie theater VHS tape with them scratch line hitters in the picture

  • @duvalcounty1037
    @duvalcounty1037 Год назад +11

    Love the distorted camera definitely was making this an old school look I appreciate that these two are legends for making you feel young again for a few minutes

  • @TheDwightMamba
    @TheDwightMamba 5 лет назад +356

    I thought I couldn't stand Riff Raff.
    Dude is a hilarious genius.

  • @VictorAyGo
    @VictorAyGo 5 лет назад +181

    The chemistry between this two is unprecedented. Such a good vibe

  • @Eric-kw1lu
    @Eric-kw1lu 5 лет назад +1166

    Riff raff looks like he goes to house parties to steal PS4 remotes

  • @VLE-Grimace
    @VLE-Grimace Год назад +10

    The VHS effect makes this video feel like a dream that I never want to wake up from

    • @RmfDiz
      @RmfDiz 6 месяцев назад +1

      I made it through 36 mins and however many comments before landing on yours and realizing there was a vhs effect lmao.

  • @domroland5237
    @domroland5237 5 лет назад +178

    Theo: You ever been to a UFC fight?
    Riff Raff: I don't think I've been to a live one
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @willykillz1
    @willykillz1 5 лет назад +139

    The Rowdy Rodent and The Turquoise Turtle make a great team

  • @tannerjohnson5368
    @tannerjohnson5368 4 года назад +223

    "Im dripping like an Icelandic stripper in a sun storm." - Theo Von