Nazeem Becomes a Soul-Trapped Sweetroll
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- The clip was performed at level 1.
Vampiric Grip can be used as a human, without mods, through a glitch.
Here is a link to my video explaining how to do so: • Becoming an Anti-Vampi...
I used the Call Dragon shout to summon Odahviing. The rooftop of Dragonsreach can be accessed by careful climbing. I used a Scroll of Soul Trap to avoid gaining experience. I had already summoned Odahviing, who I had used in a previous clip. I used the Imperial racial ability, Voice of the Emperor, as I was falling, to pacify the nearby guard, as he turned hostile, but did not give me any bounty.
giving him to your daughter is such a sadistic twist I love it
…until she starts channelling Nazeem and talking smack about your station in life
Everybody gangsta until their daughter starts asking if they get to the cloud district very often
@Horse Man ?
It's like Black Mirror: Skyrim Edition
Oh, man. I thought you were gonna eat him but you went the extra step of giving him to a child! Chef's kiss!
“M’aiq heard some pretentious cloud district dweller in White Run got soul trapped into a sweet roll and fed to a hungry orphan child. Some call it poetic justice, some call it pure evil.
M’aiq calls it epically hilarious!”
Why could I hear his voice in my head saying this? 😭😭
@@ScottyIsHim you aren't the only one xD
Man, what a liar
Om nom nom…
“Daddy, I want to go to the Cloud District. What am I saying? Of course I do.”
I love how Nazeem was zoned out throughout the duration of this. He didn’t even scream. He knew this would happen eventually and just accepted his fate.
To Lucia: "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course not. Here's a sweet roll."
That is needlessly cruel. Child could get sick from bitter nazeemroll!
What are you talking about? This is the best way to dispose of the biohazard, children are invincible you know.
It's funny how having Nazeem be the victim practically doubles the views (in comparison to the Mercer video)
It’s not too bad here. Reddit is the worst for that. The only stuff I post there that gets any views are Nazeem killings. I have so much better content, that nobody there will bother to even look at
@@leopoldstotch711 Reddit is just awful. I used to be a user of that repulsive latrine. Not anymore. Best decision I made that year was to delete it.
@@Nai-qk4vp Same here.
Your skyrim trickshots never get old
I Just love how there was no Remorse, no Hesitation, no Mercy, as you fed him to your Daughter.
Yessss you did it to Nazeem too. Thank you for fulfilling my request you beautiful Skyrim god.
How do you know where to aim the spell? Great video, as always!
Thank you. I knew where he would be that moment, so I just aimed for his predicted location.
@@leopoldstotch711 through trial and error i presume?
@@ronvantende8658 Can be from Experience... After 5000 hours of Skyrim, some people can predict almost everything... Especially after shooting flying dragons
@@ronvantende8658 you’re a tool. What does it matter? he showed us the video and you won’t ever be able to do this. Lol
@@IamaFungi Why not? That kind of shot is really not that hard, for someone inexperienced you just need some attempts and if he played Skyrim for a few hundred hours then it would be even easier
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Ugh what am I saying? Of course you don't "
You know nazzeem, I'm getting why people don't seem to like you very much. Case and point.
* turns him into a sweet roll *
i just killed him and payoff the bounty
You could use his soul to enchant a dagger and give that to your kid as well
In my head canon, she used that dagger to cut the sweetroll.
I always soul trap Nazeem and enchant him into an iron dagger with the most worthless spell I have available, which lets me name the Dagger "Nazeem." Then I display it on that weapon plaque on the 2nd floor of Breezehome. I usually take him down and equip him if I ever need to go up to Dragonsreach (Cloud District).
Problem is... he doesn't have enough soul to enchant a dagger... maybe a fork
@@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 That's a good point. I guess in the ideal scenario though, she would also accidentally kill Nazeem's wife while playing with it after the dragonborn marries her.
@@RealUlrichLeland why his wife? She seems nice enough.
I’ve beaten Skyrim probably 10 times on legendary and I feel like a noob watching these videos.
This is canon.
this guy transform nazim in a cake, and later give him to your daughter.. NANIIIII
"My Sweet Roll tasted Sour!"
_Ugh, soggy Sweetroll_
That’s why I gifted it.
Understandable
That’s got too be about the best thing I’ve ever seen in Skyrim 🤣🤣
*Blinks* ....um. *soft golf clap* I'm speechless
Just another day in the life of Sheogorath.
holy shit DON’T EAT THE SWEETROLL NOOO
at least he is a bit useful even in death. he will heal lucia for 5 points.
Nazeem becomes a soggy soul trapped sweet roll
Revenge is a sweet roll served cold... And wet.
Nazeem: Have you ever been to the cloud district?
Dragonborn: have you ever been to the Sugar district?
*turns Nazeem into a sweetroll as Nazeems wife (forgot the name) starts to look for Nazeem*
Guards: Aww did someone stole your sweetroll?
Oh wow, this is perfection 🤌
I mean, it had to be done.
What a dark humor joke!
This is some Cartman shit right here
I mean, I know there’s the saying “it’s for the children” but…
The question is, does Namira still consider that cannibalism?
At least he finally visited the cloud district
majin buu
POV: You've completed every mission
Then:
Nazeem gloating over Lucia about The Cloud District.
"If you ever talk to my daughter like that ever again, I would transform you into a sweetroll and feed you to her!"
This must have be a difficult capture
Actually.. this was the best one.
Now, does the Dragonborn tell her just before she eats it, or as she's already swallowed one mouthful and is on to her second bite?
How many times have you done this just to get to Nazeem 😂🤣🤔
yesssss
Impressive, very nice.
Mmmm what a sweet soul. I mean--
Let me guess, someone stole your Nazeem role
Haha, love this. But souls don't get into the soul gem, instead, they go to soul cain in exchange with power.
I thought they do go into gems. It's only when you use them to enchant your weapon, they get sent to the Soul Cairn
Nice
How do you make the wabbajack do stuff like that consistently and not just make a rune every time
You are a heartless monster... how would you give that to your daughter???.... who knows where that's been?
Let me guess .. someone stole your Nazeem role?
That's far even for Nazeem
Lol!!
Legit? Can you use telekinesis on people?