"who let this kid in here? what is this, an amusement park?" "Im your son." "hey, everybody, quiet down and check it out. this is my boy." one of the quickest changes in attitude since cybil sheppard.
"The genie doesn't believe in fairy tales..." *gets closer to the camera* "The... GENIE doesn't believe in fairy tales..." *angrily hits camera* "HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Okay, that scene where the kid jumps out of the glass of water really should have had the Critic going "Explain, movie! EXPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNN!!!" gag with it.
@1:30 Hi. I'm 20, white, play D&D and video games, write fanfics (not the stupid sex ones), read comic books, and live in a state which I will not divulge but can say that I haven't even seen an African American individual here in over ten years. And I'M blacker than this!
I think this is my favorite Nostalgia Critic review, it includes classic moments like: "Let's Green Egg and Ham it," and the warpzone glass of water thing, and the Pedo-alarm
during the critic's review of ferngully, the nostalgia chick mentioned something was a big lipped alligator moment: a movie scene thats over the top and crazy, but is never brought up again in the rest of the film. it refers to a scene in All Dogs go to Heaven where a bunch of big lipped alligators sing. other examples include the tunnel ride in Willy Wonka or the dancing pink elephants in Dumbo or in this case, the water glass scene
Mickey: I know what your thinking, did I get a Trademarked Disney character doll in my happymeal bag? Well you've got to ask yourself one question Pluto: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Go ahead make my Holiday on ice!
6:33 - 6:43 That's not just our expression's to Max's death (which was temporary), but it's also to Whitney Houston's death (which is permanent; I'm not kidding, she is indeed gone). We indeed will always love her. :(
"the genie doesnt believe in fairytales" -gets closer to camera- "the GEnie doesnt believe in fairytales" ...... "HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
@TH123staty45 Wow, that seems like quite a coincidence, although Kazaam was released specifically around the time the Summer Games were held in Atlanta and Space Jam came out a few months later around the time Bill Clinton was re-elected.
"Meanwhile, Max is back home sleeping when... OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!" "BAD TOUCH!!!" "911 EMERGENCY!!! THERE'S A TALL MAN WHO'S BEEN STALKING THIS KID, GIVING HIM TREATS, AND NOW HE'S TOUCHING WHILE IN HIS BED AND WEARING HIS PAJAMAS!!! HURRY!!!" ROTFLMFAO!!!
Yeah, I remember they showed it on Disney Channel once. I caught about a minute of it, and that was all I could watch. Watching Shaq, and trying to take him as an actor...the very notion is horrible to consider.
@buhshmuh lol, well, it just doesn't paint a good lesson about family to children. The Fiance Fireman only gets one screentime and in that time he obviously wants to strike up a friendship with Max, but after that he is never mentioned nor does anyone talk about him. And at the end Kazaam grants Max his wish that the mom and his biological dad get together instead without us even knowing why they were apart and her lying about his whereabouts in the first place. So many fails in this....
If you know how to make a film, you can make one with anyone, you just use their strengths and cover their weakness or even use their weakness as a strength, like Schwarzenegger, who can't act and at one time didn't really know his way around the English language, so what did they do in Terminator? They made use of his robotic monotone and his stature and made him into a literal robot, why not do the same with a guy like Shaq? He had a fanbase that would have watched a dumb movie with him, so why not just use the lumbering imposing guy as a lumbering imposing guy?
Yeah but he starred in this movie and probably wouldn't want that. Besides only good directors can do what you said, this wasn't this particular directors best work.
Free Dictionary for Djinn: In Muslim legend, a spirit often capable of assuming human or animal form and exercising supernatural influence over people. For Genie: A supernatural creature who does one's bidding when summoned. There's a flying reference about djinn's controlling the element of fire. Probably why Shaq is made out of flames in the end.
I'd like to point out that a "Djinn" IS a genie, one of the more older forms of one. They would go around granting wishes, but the wishes would turn around and hurt the wisher.
@cyraxmaster23 Citizen Kane has one of the biggest and obvious plot holes in movie history... The Plot: A bunch of reporters try to figure out the meaning of Charles Foster Kane's last words. "Rosebud." The Hole: No one was around to hear them.
Well, what you wrote was perfectly understandable. :) He wished Kazaam had never existed so he went back in time & found himself badmouthing Citizen Kane.
I know, sometimes leaving a comment can make you look like the bad guy, other times it won't. For example I left a comment on the Masters of the Universe review and said that an movie called The Last Airbender was coming out and complained about it not being called Avatar The Last Airbender and I've gotten criticism for it.
"who let this kid in here? what is this, an amusement park?"
"Im your son."
"hey, everybody, quiet down and check it out. this is my boy."
one of the quickest changes in attitude since cybil sheppard.
"The genie doesn't believe in fairy tales..."
*gets closer to the camera*
"The... GENIE doesn't believe in fairy tales..."
*angrily hits camera*
"HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
That "glass of water" scene is a classic Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
Okay, that scene where the kid jumps out of the glass of water really should have had the Critic going "Explain, movie! EXPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNN!!!" gag with it.
That T-Rex roar can fit into any possible scenario.
@1:30 Hi. I'm 20, white, play D&D and video games, write fanfics (not the stupid sex ones), read comic books, and live in a state which I will not divulge but can say that I haven't even seen an African American individual here in over ten years. And I'M blacker than this!
good 4 you....would you like a cookie?
Florence Dempsie I'd love a cookie.
Now you're 30
@@viemarirunoa And still waiting on that damn cookie
lol, i just saw part 1, and almost straight afterwards, part 2 came up.
yay! one of my favourite NC reviews! =D
I died from laughter when he said "Let's green egg and ham it".
I think this is my favorite Nostalgia Critic review, it includes classic moments like: "Let's Green Egg and Ham it," and the warpzone glass of water thing, and the Pedo-alarm
"Hey Kazaam mind if i'm on top tonight?"
"Hehehehehehe."
okay that T-Rex Roar begs for IM A MOTHA FUCKEN T-REX!!! its actually that awesome
4:43
BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
Ha exactly
"Come on! Vanilla Ice was blacker than this!"
lmao XD
the reaction to the kid coming out of the water was priceless :')
during the critic's review of ferngully, the nostalgia chick mentioned something was a big lipped alligator moment: a movie scene thats over the top and crazy, but is never brought up again in the rest of the film. it refers to a scene in All Dogs go to Heaven where a bunch of big lipped alligators sing. other examples include the tunnel ride in Willy Wonka or the dancing pink elephants in Dumbo or in this case, the water glass scene
Lets green egg and ham it XD
"I swear to God there was a genie! He was rapping Dr. Seuse!"
Don't you just LOVE the comic, long pause at around 7:34? "A festering 'Shaq' of shit"! Ha ha ho ho!
Mickey: I know what your thinking, did I get a Trademarked Disney character doll in my happymeal bag?
Well you've got to ask yourself one question Pluto: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead make my Holiday on ice!
@miss09lauren
Where was that sound-effect from, again?
Shaq: Let's green egg an ham it
Nostalgia Critic: ......What?!?
Shaq: Let's green egg an ham it
LOL at 1:33 "LET`S GREEN EGG AND HAM IT!!"
"He's going to go Shaq Fu on your ass!" damn that was funny
haha the t rex roar had me falling out of my chair XD
What about the rapping shark from Titanic's animated sequel, Tentacolino?
Where can I download "I can Jam with Sam I am"?
Do you mean the sound at 6:18?
6:33 - 6:43 That's not just our expression's to Max's death (which was temporary), but it's also to Whitney Houston's death (which is permanent; I'm not kidding, she is indeed gone). We indeed will always love her. :(
Did you know that the kid who playes Max is now playing Weevil in Veronica Mars?
"the genie doesnt believe in fairytales" -gets closer to camera-
"the GEnie doesnt believe in fairytales" ...... "HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
6:38- That song isn't in the movie. Doug added it.
Damn!That intimidating bodyguard was impervious to a cigarette burn on the palm of his hand!
What's a better movie Steel or Kazaam?
That's Shaq scrubbing his mouth out with a sponge
The T-rex roar was a nice touch :P
2:03.; Is that Clancy Brown on the left?
@TH123staty45 Wow, that seems like quite a coincidence, although Kazaam was released specifically around the time the Summer Games were held in Atlanta and Space Jam came out a few months later around the time Bill Clinton was re-elected.
1:34 what did he said? i still cant understand! somebody explain.
What I also found funny in this movie was when Shaq said "Let's green eggs and ham it!!" lol As stupid as it may sound, it's still pretty dang funny.
4:01 are they using Eric Kripke Supernatural lore?
What's the name of the music at 2:07?
Darude - Sandstorm
at 4:06... MAJOR MISTAKE THERE
Uhh... it's Jin "doesn't exist in fairy tales"
Not Jin doesn't believe in fairy tales...
"Meanwhile, Max is back home sleeping when... OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!"
"BAD TOUCH!!!"
"911 EMERGENCY!!! THERE'S A TALL MAN WHO'S BEEN STALKING THIS KID, GIVING HIM TREATS, AND NOW HE'S TOUCHING WHILE IN HIS BED AND WEARING HIS PAJAMAS!!! HURRY!!!"
ROTFLMFAO!!!
What's that song around 0:24 ?
Darude - Sandstorm
"Don't encourage him, you'll jiggy jiggy regret it"
LOLXD
The minute the song 'I Will Go On' played I died laughing thinking of This Is The End
When Shaq was talking about the Djinn, his eyebrows scared me a bit..
What did Shaq said at 1:34??
LOL BUT WHAT IS THE SONG`S TITLE IN THE END?
The Bad Touch moments are the most hilarious.
I actually spit some of my dink when I heard the line "that's a green eggs and hamming"
@Pegashy123 That was the point of his comment, LOL. He was pretending that the critic's wish that Kazaam never existed came true...
Yeah, I remember they showed it on Disney Channel once. I caught about a minute of it, and that was all I could watch. Watching Shaq, and trying to take him as an actor...the very notion is horrible to consider.
NC's Version of the Bodyguards face is so hilarious xD
"Gawd, Vanilla Ice was blacker than this!"
Ouch!
this has to be one of NC's best reviews. so awesome.
Kazaam is kind of like shaqs basketball career. When his teamates needed him most he requested a trade or signed with another team =P
1:33 what Shap say?
@buhshmuh
lol, well, it just doesn't paint a good lesson about family to children. The Fiance Fireman only gets one screentime and in that time he obviously wants to strike up a friendship with Max, but after that he is never mentioned nor does anyone talk about him. And at the end Kazaam grants Max his wish that the mom and his biological dad get together instead without us even knowing why they were apart and her lying about his whereabouts in the first place. So many fails in this....
If you know how to make a film, you can make one with anyone, you just use their strengths and cover their weakness or even use their weakness as a strength, like Schwarzenegger, who can't act and at one time didn't really know his way around the English language, so what did they do in Terminator? They made use of his robotic monotone and his stature and made him into a literal robot, why not do the same with a guy like Shaq? He had a fanbase that would have watched a dumb movie with him, so why not just use the lumbering imposing guy as a lumbering imposing guy?
Yeah but he starred in this movie and probably wouldn't want that. Besides only good directors can do what you said, this wasn't this particular directors best work.
Wow, Shaq treated that kid like the Orlando Magic lol
he "Shaqgasmed" because of how that kid made him feel! lol XD
1:34
Free Dictionary for Djinn: In Muslim legend, a spirit often capable of assuming human or animal form and exercising supernatural influence over people.
For Genie: A supernatural creature who does one's bidding when summoned.
There's a flying reference about djinn's controlling the element of fire. Probably why Shaq is made out of flames in the end.
Flying French Toast? Right. But, you know what they say...
All Toasters Toast Toast!
I'd like to point out that a "Djinn" IS a genie, one of the more older forms of one. They would go around granting wishes, but the wishes would turn around and hurt the wisher.
5:05 Is it like Super Mario Bros? Is it a warp zone?
@FranklenWylder 50 word rap? its a docter seuss refrence.
What the hell does Shaq say at 1:34 - 1:36 ?
"The bastard son of Mario and Saddam Hussein" that is priceless
4:05 - 4:34
LOL
XD
BTW when NC gets close to the camera any similarities to Paul Giamatti in terms of reaction? XD
It was funny when he said. "Outta my Hairy Ass.' and a 'Shaq of Shite.'
The song at 00:19 ...I would ove to know it...kthx
LOOOOLLL. the MK music and the T rex roar were funny
"Don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show!"
lol the jurrasic park scream i lost it lmao
@cyraxmaster23 Citizen Kane has one of the biggest and obvious plot holes in movie history... The Plot:
A bunch of reporters try to figure out the meaning of Charles Foster Kane's last words. "Rosebud."
The Hole:
No one was around to hear them.
Wow, just......wow....the rapping dog in animated titanic is better than Shaq at rapping
I'm pretty sure Kazaam must have been a feature played in Neverland every day O__O
Well, what you wrote was perfectly understandable. :)
He wished Kazaam had never existed so he went back in time & found himself badmouthing Citizen Kane.
I just knew 7: 17 would happen...
Also 8Vanilla Ice is blacker then you*, cracked me up
2:08 Shaq is a bed intruder XD.
The only video review with Whitney Houston's music in it. Rest In Peace.
ok I have no clue what that is can someone inform me how that started? XP
But if Shaq pretending to be a genie tries to touch you in a place or way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good
"EY HOW BOUT THAT! I'M A DEAD BEAT DAD, EW KNEW?"
Let's green egg and ham it!
0_0
Where does a line like THAT come from? It works for Seuss, but how does it fit into a movie?
I can't stop laughing at 1:38 XDD
1:53 He has Golgo 13's eye brows, and Mario's mustache.
I didn't understand the whole "Citizen Kane" joke at the end, in which the Critic nearly gets shot...
(I'm not English)
Senior Thick Brows!
Man that kissing scene was disturbing.
That's too bad, Shaq didn't use his Shaq-urikin or his flame kick.
I know, sometimes leaving a comment can make you look like the bad guy, other times it won't. For example I left a comment on the Masters of the Universe review and said that an movie called The Last Airbender was coming out and complained about it not being called Avatar The Last Airbender and I've gotten criticism for it.
*punches guy*
YEAH!
*throws a second guy across the room*
YEAH!
*grabs a third guy's but*
EWW!
4:03 to 4:12 Why the hack is he moving hes eyebrows? are they the ones acting???!
This was genious. Absolutely stunning. Now if you excuse me, I'll be replaying the "Shaq is a pedo?" scenes. Lawl.
isnt that the kid from A Bronx Tale
So, is this the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of the Nostalgia Critic?
Okay... I simply cannot get past "green egg and ham it" without busting a gut. Walker's reaction there is great. XD
Vanilla Ice was blacker than this? How was that ?