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- Опубликовано: 21 май 2021
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“I’m going to re-invest my money into the community... SIKE!!” 😂
A sike is a very small stream of water which dries up during a mild drought.
Blacks don't do that,
They bail as far from black culture as quick as possible,
Culture is Poisen
😂😂😂😂
That's the problem
syke
RIP, Paul Mooney, Charlie Murphy, Rick James, Prince, and Patrice Oneal.
Pitbull
Charlie Murphy died?
@@ThePriceisRightB yessir
Wild how many people were on this show who passed
@@ThePriceisRightB , i heard he died of leukemia in 2017. Maybe the funniest story teller of all
4:54 "Is that your son?
" Nah nah, I just bought this baby cash"
This is why I love this show 😂
How come we broadcast so hard when we pay CASH!!!??? LOL
This is one of Chappelle's best lines ever.
Same baby from the projects corner
@@trusodapop when I get my check that's what I'm going to do I'm going to buy me a baby LOL and the way things are going now with all these illegals coming in I don't think that's going to be a problem I need somebody to carry on my name
@@rohielshah1779 I love that dude randomly putting bills in the crib 😂
"these people can't wait to give their money back to us" OMG....I cracked up on that one and it went past the audience!
No pple heard and was uncomfortable hence acting like they didnt hear it just like the surprisingly watermelon is down same joke hit a little too hard and was ignored
@@hexagonoctogon3140 Exactly!
Daniel Ponder
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@@megaoldskool76
How?
&
I Can 🌞 Your Position
But What does This Say About the# Masses ?
@@tredinyamoore8640 stop living.
Did the Mexicans get money too 🤣😂😂😂 best line ever
A gachi gachi gachi
We'll be alright,
Mexicans don't watch the news
Dave's comic delivery is friggin hilarious, but in all honesty I've never heard that Mexicans had a stereotype for criminal behavior.
@@reesecup3ify Trump may disagree with you.
But seriously me neither lol
@@reesecup3ify brunt of crime is committed by black and brown people. Every time you see tagging, who is doing it? Hector is
Truck driver? I ain't a truck driver I'ma Janitor I bought this truck straight cash. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"You look like you just walked up from Ground Zero" 😂😂
I don’t know how they got away with that one. 9/11, was like 18 months earlier 😅
@@miguelcabral1836 lol Chappelle pulled off a lot of sketchy jokes and got away with them. He was so huge back then Comedy Central wasn't going to stop him in my opinion
@@erikgonzales3178 by the middle of season one Chapelle show was unstoppable and could do no wrong
Lol smh 🤦🏽♂️ 😂 😆 and I just got done watching Vice last night smh 😂
Who ever wrote the Jedi scandal is a Genius beyond her/his time!!!!!!!!!!
Am I tripping or is Obi wan FDR?
Ooh about it tell me
Get down do you?
Adam and sitch ep 161
Hilarious it is. Rewatch old Chappelle show episodes I will.
Fun fact: The original opening theme of this show was supposed to have lyrics, but the band couldn't sync the lyrics to the music. Dave told them to just keep saying "Chappelle's Show" over and over.
hows that fun
@@linkslayer15 boring fact
That’s a great anecdote
Do you have a citation for this?
@@DemomanX614 -_________-
“ yoda that was not “ ☠️🤣😂
Mickey Rooney maybe?
Hilarious
Over, this interview is!
Framed I was.
The way Yoda is looking round during this question 🤣🤣😅. Superb from Chapelle
“Naw I just brought this baby cash 💰 “😂😂🤣🤣
One of the best Dave Chappelle sentences ever 😂
😁😁Never laughed this hard
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Clickity clackity clack
“Aren’t they any banks in the ghetto..?” Most underrated line
and if it there is it's a wells fargo or bank of america zero credit unions or local owned banks
Dave Chapelle reminds us all how harmless it can be to laugh at traumatising, recently-occoured tragedies. We need this kind of comedy to come back more than ever.
I emphasize this. Things are getting unruly as well.
Recently occurred?
@@youwebz yes, like 9/11
@@st.ricardomilos5117 22 years ago champ - okay……
@@youwebz not all of us are too young to remember it. 22 years isn't as long as you think it is
"about it tell me".. 😂 😂 😂 😂
*This show is TWENTY YEARS OLD and was WAY ahead of it's time*
Haha , Yoda: "About it, tell me"
"I'm paid, I'm paid, I'm paid in the shade" 😂😂
That Yoda skittt💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Chicken shot to $600 a bucket” 😂😂
"looks like you just woke up on Ground Zero". That line was so foul it made me scream of laughter at work 😂😂😭💀
And he made me wear a blindfold, and reached into his pants, to look for the force. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You were there yes ?? mmmhmmmm yep there so you were, Yoda will pay you 10 bitcoins to not tell anyone about the ranch, Yoda serious so
7:58 people forget Dave Chappelle did this yoda character timelessly hilarious... living legend
Indeed it was a great moment in these series...
About it tell me 🤣🤣
He looked so high behind the costume too... 😂😂😂
Y...you...
You...yes
Get down, do you?
it’s skits like these that prove dave is a genius “hold up chuck i got ya girl” 😂
She was quick to say back to you chuck when he said lap dance for the world's richest man
"Did mexicans get money today too?" 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I shudnt have said that 😂😂
I think we will be aite lol
Agachigachigachi 😂
I love how one of the guys hands Tron's baby a stack
And that baby is now a college student.
That's wasn't his baby, he bought it, straight cash
@@nigeldean3726 his baby now fool whats the point of buying it if he doesn't own it
Dave Chappelle predicted s stimulus checks 😂😂
Big facts
Also the Juneteenth holiday as well LOL
@@imthiazmuhassin3267
The Juneteenth holiday is like 150yo
@@imthiazmuhassin3267 Juneteenth has been a holiday. Mainly in Texas.
@@michiganmiitch9623 big fail you guys clearly don't pay attention to history
MIGUEL You heard the man cut the tape….keep rolling 😂😂😂
3:10 "I shouldnt have said that .." hahahah that realisation though !
Dave Chappelle is a legend. We need this kind of comedy back 😭
No we don't
@@jackivury6662 yes we do
These generation can't handle the rawness of this show, they'd try to cancel every single episode lol.
@@jackivury6662yes we do crybaby 😭😢😊
This has to be the funniest Yoda sketch 🤣. OVER THIS INTERVIEW IS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He new about the stimulus checks before we did🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reparations are not stimulus...
@@ThinkerHaistTV EXACTLY. Thanks for thst correction
So glad Chappelle got paid the show was ahead of it’s time
I'm glad I was able to watch this and South Park on Wednesdays in high school
@@RickJames1983 same here
Not by Comedy Central
It was *right on time*
Sometimes people take this as entertainment after watching fake news.
Not by Comedy Central though he wasn’t paid for this show
"Mickey Rooney maybe" it kills me every time XD
Touch boys Yoda did not.
Tired yoda is.. xD
It's the beatboxing that gets me every time 🤣😂
"Chuck Taylor" all by itself is a laugh!
This was ahead of its time!..still watching I'm 2021
Dave actually has an amazing delivery and sounds better than half the news anchors on TV.
“This is not my real speaking voice!”
*Actually Chuck, this my real speaking voice*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is that....beatboxing?? 🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
7:10 as a star wars fan, i've never been both offended and entertained at the same time
I love Chappelle's Show! Funniest show ever.
Its unfortunate Chappelle retired from comedy
@@swisscheese9997 he didn’t…
Dave Chappelle - still the best. No rival.
“These people just seem to be breaking their necks to give this money right back to us” 😭
Big Al is funny asf 🤣
It aint big al, its alton simms 😂
Dave in the yoda outfit😂😂😂😂
Takes me back to my high school days. Best show ever.
Yep.Junior year of high school ...2003 was a great year
🤣😂🤣😂 im Mexican that joke funny asfuck!!! DAVE CHAPELLE👑
*Chappelle
I shoudnt have said that 😂😂
😂😂😂 never gets old... Dave is a genius
“ These Checks Aren’t Just Affecting Things On Beat Street …” 🤣😂🤣😂
Jedi had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man what
Back when comedians were still allowed to be funny. Chappelle is one of the best.
And back when you had a sense of humor.
No they weren't allowed. Dave did it anyway thats why he is the legend. And them pushing back on him was the reason he left 50Mil and went to Africa.
@@rehanmirzaa he also said he heard a white dude laughing and to him it was a little too hard and long. That was another reason
Dude, raunchy comedy is thriving. Maybe not as mainstream or en vogue as ever but the guys from cumtown having successful stand up careers is proof alone that there's always gonna be a place for edgier material
@@xINSAN1TYxOne white guy makes a black genius give up? Who does Dave think he is... Kunta Kentay?
Now if this was Telemundo!🤣🤣
I’ve been waiting for RUclips to show the Yoda incident. I’ve been watching this from Netflix to Dailymotion
That yoda bit is one of the funnest things ive ever seen in my life
@@matthewennen9311 "can you show me on the doll where he touched you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weirdos
The part that made me laugh the most, when Darth Vader wanted to cut the tape, chappelle said keep rolling in sign language
@@yuliako2132
Can't believe that watermelon joke fell so flat. It's so solid. It's saying "black people don't actually like watermelon like you think they do" wrapped up in a seemingly lazy stereotype joke.
I love how Dave acts. He's very intelligent and crazy. Amazing creativity
It's quite ironic that Chapelle's deep chuck taylor voice is closer to his actual voice today than the high pitched voice he used throughout the show
*Chappelle's
Given Chappelle has been a heavy cigarette smoker for quite some time, it's not ironic but expected. He also doubled in weight.
@@Pencheff87still ironic
Chapelle was way ahead of his time, absolute genius!
Or predictive programming
@@coldhardtruth333 Agree, it could be.
This is still so funny and creative. Dave Chappelle is the GOAT
The makeup for Yoda SENT me ☠
“Is that your son”? Na nahh I just bought this baby cash 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
I miss this show. Gotta find my DVDs with Chappelle
It’s on Netflix
@@laid187law9 thanks
It's on HBO Max too I think 🤔
@@UrbanLegend2k11 great, I will check it out, thanks
I found season one at a flea market
I'm so happy
Dave saying “Cut the tape!” than having the camera man keep rolling😂😂😂😂
Reach into my pants and feel the force! Haha 😂Chappelle is the best ever!
My sides hurt from laughing, man...
The Undisputed Champion of Comedy.
Richard Pryor
In today's world, it's life imitating art. One of the greatest shows period. Back in the days when jokes were actually allowed. This is how I view all the news channels.
these skits aged perfectly
When Chuck Taylor goes back and forth between the cameras!! So subtle! For some reason it’s my favorite part!
Mine too..not even sure why I find it so funny
The Jarth Vader scene is hurting me
That's because the force is strong in you.
It is my guilty pleasure.
Truck driver ain no truck driver 🤣🤣😂😂
I gotta enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives 😂
A beautiful Era in comedy 😮
Still holds up today... timeless
Chappelle was in his prime when he had his show
Everything about this was on point
I’m very spontaneous and I’m Latino and the best line was “the crime rate is zero percent how can that be did the Mexicans get money too”😂😂😂😂😂
Dave if-it-aint-funny-it-aint-healed Chappelle ✊🤣😂👏
$600 bucket of chicken 🤣
Absolutely hilarious when he did all his chappelle show characters on snl, especially this guy in the walking dead skit "bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you WISH!!"
The Al Roker skit always gets me
Dave predicted the cancel culture
8k record labels have been started in the last hour 😆😆😆
"Get down do you?"
This is truly flabbergasting!!!!
I miss this show so much! Laugh it makes me.
I'm glad I can watch this show again 😌
"Chicken has shot to $600 a bucket." 🤣
The chicken line followed by the watermelon! My stomach is aching!!!!!
And then KFC/FUBU!!! I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
This episode was hilarious
I remember as a high schooler hearing him mentioning Juneteenth and then researching what it was.
" About it tell me" 🤣
5:50 ... I lost it 😂😂😂
Classic af
Dave is my favorite. What a smart, creative, clever, hilarious man. I laugh and have laughed so hard watching Dave. I mean so funny Im laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. Dave’s comedy is so funny I look forward to anything with his name on it even if I’ve seen it before. I do believe Dave was born to entertain because of his unique sharp comedic wit.
Also, born with this that his great voice and amazing smile that is infectious …..
I truly admire and adore Dave….
Thx for sharing 😉😌
When keeping it real has gone right.
Lol! Dave is hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Dave is the goat! No debate!
Is that your son? NO NO I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY CASH😂😂😂
Yoda doing blow is funny asf
I quote this skit at least once a month.
About it, tell me!
8,000 record labels 😂🤣
Dave CHAPPELLE is sooo extremely talented 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I am screaminggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Y O U C A N ‘ T P R O V E T H A T !*
This offends me not! 😂👌