Baking 30 Year Old Cookie Mix in an Easy-Bake Oven

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • For Pride month, Trixie decided to fulfill one of her childhood gay dreams: baking with an Easy-Bake oven. Today, Trixie takes on the challenges of using 30 year old Easy-Bake oven cookie mix in an early model of the Easy-Bake oven that cooks with a lightbulb!
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  • @raulzazueta2475
    @raulzazueta2475 4 года назад +6344

    “I don’t know dude” straightest thing I’ve heard Trixie say

    • @shaunchristopher7734
      @shaunchristopher7734 4 года назад +173

      Raul Zazueta it’s the influence of her band members lol

    • @oskiii8951
      @oskiii8951 4 года назад +24

      I was gonna say

    • @eeeeeoww
      @eeeeeoww 4 года назад +56

      living in la is getting to her

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 4 года назад +88

      soon she'll be saying "my guy"

    • @Eddy_Poe
      @Eddy_Poe 4 года назад +31

      2:28 The duality of woman :v!

  • @trixie
    @trixie  4 года назад +4757

    This is the best comment section we’ve ever had- apparently many of you have eaten failed easy bake oven foods.

    • @cleanFun12
      @cleanFun12 4 года назад +50

      I want the oven! 😭😭😭 but its a child killer diguised as a toy!

    • @kinderbomb
      @kinderbomb 4 года назад +93

      Dont take them near Katya, she might actually eat them and shit herself.

    • @rachelpoley3681
      @rachelpoley3681 4 года назад +28

      Yeah its called having a childhood tracy😂😂

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 4 года назад +35

      I'm just happy that little Wisconsin boy is finally getting to live his gayest life ever.💖
      I may have to get me an Easy Bake oven, just to see how shit it really is! 😀

    • @debopriya14
      @debopriya14 4 года назад +61

      I'm from India, we didn't even have Easy Bakes, I'm just here to watch a bald man in wig eat expired cookie dough.

  • @irregular3151
    @irregular3151 4 года назад +4572

    “5yr child had her finger AMPUTATED.”
    “I love this oven”

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound 4 года назад +18

      Onion Loser help this woman

    • @gigglinggurtrude8699
      @gigglinggurtrude8699 4 года назад +7

      666 likes honeyyy

    • @Shy.Tv_
      @Shy.Tv_ 4 года назад +1

      766

    • @moirablack2117
      @moirablack2117 4 года назад +21

      Let’s keep in mind, if said child was given the proper adult supervision that easy bake insists on it probably would have been fine. Moral of the story? The true author of this amazing interaction is the Mother of this now physically (and probably mentally) deformed adult. Thanks Mom!

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 4 года назад +66

      @@moirablack2117 It's like how they blamed kids choking on the toys in chocolate eggs on the companies making the chocolate eggs. No, Susan, it's because you weren't paying attention and you let Jessica put the whole dang thing in her mouth.

  • @feliciaheron5753
    @feliciaheron5753 4 года назад +8579

    Trixie: worries about eating raw cookie dough
    Also Trixie: licks glue sticks daily

    • @AnyVarela
      @AnyVarela 4 года назад +162

      Non toxic elmer’s glue 😅😂

    • @maaaatxt
      @maaaatxt 4 года назад +132

      but the glue isn't expired

    • @RuubinSelena
      @RuubinSelena 4 года назад +16

      matheus rodrigues 30 years ago

    • @criestra
      @criestra 4 года назад +41

      Any Varela it doesn’t mean it should be consumed daily 😂😂

    • @pennywisethedancingclown2702
      @pennywisethedancingclown2702 4 года назад +35

      Easy bake oven food is basically glue. 😂

  • @SqailChch
    @SqailChch 4 года назад +3157

    I went from “Do it eat it just do it” to screaming “NOO SPIT IT OUT” so fast

    • @kavikrunner5510
      @kavikrunner5510 4 года назад +38

      Katya would have stopped it!

    • @teddytaylor118
      @teddytaylor118 4 года назад +90

      I feel like katya would have eaten the mix

    • @_Potato_Salad
      @_Potato_Salad 4 года назад +35

      I gagged, sour expired cookie mix with eggs, butter.. whatever else was in there. NO.

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q 4 года назад +7

      Well yeah we don’t expect she’ll actually do it buuuuut we forget who we’re dealing with.

  • @nellyweston6128
    @nellyweston6128 4 года назад +647

    Trixie repeatedly looking off camera to David in pure dismay is my aesthetic

  • @DrewTheDragClown
    @DrewTheDragClown 4 года назад +816

    I never knew I needed to hear a Wisconsin accent of the word "Riboflavin" but turns out it was exactly what I needed

  • @imjetpak
    @imjetpak 4 года назад +927

    That eye look is SNATCHED

    • @callumdicksonx
      @callumdicksonx 4 года назад +1

      Yas!

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 4 года назад +1

      what is uuuuppp i didn’t recognize her on the first glance!

    • @Myacckt
      @Myacckt 4 года назад +1

      Idk it’s less doll like and more Japanese manga eyes...

    • @jawaela
      @jawaela 4 года назад +1

      I couldn't stop lookinggg

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 года назад

      For the gawds!

  • @robbiemann1695
    @robbiemann1695 4 года назад +3319

    David: eat it
    Trixie: *eats it*
    David: what is wrong with you!!!

    • @aidensnow5017
      @aidensnow5017 3 года назад +21

      Literally what every top dose

  • @scottmiller9174
    @scottmiller9174 4 года назад +1538

    “A child killer that disguise itself as a playtime event”
    I’m here for it too.

    • @jerrysizzler44
      @jerrysizzler44 4 года назад +6

      Literally a description of herself 😆

    • @lukia8131
      @lukia8131 4 года назад +1

      ...literally the plot of fnaf lmao

    • @sunnynikky8901
      @sunnynikky8901 4 года назад

      Scott Miller that comment made my day

    • @jadeywhosshady3058
      @jadeywhosshady3058 4 года назад

      Omg she ugly what’s that make up!!!! Look at that hair though I’m sorry it’s just that well nvm

    • @aphrodites4896
      @aphrodites4896 4 года назад

      @@OrchestralOrg you really took time out of your day to comment this under every comment ? Are you really ok?

  • @alyssamurillo1550
    @alyssamurillo1550 4 года назад +3203

    "No one died at Stonewall, but somebody might certainly die here today" THIS SENT ME😂

    • @rf1206
      @rf1206 4 года назад +71

      *derrick barry has left the chat*

    • @doodle2010jw
      @doodle2010jw 4 года назад +21

      Somewhere Derrick is not drawing his eyebrows raised

    • @m255
      @m255 Год назад +1

      timestamp?

    • @dove.9833
      @dove.9833 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lauraleal9395
    @lauraleal9395 4 года назад +263

    The way Trixie looks at David when he dares her to eat something. PRICELESS.

  • @dustinwashere
    @dustinwashere 4 года назад +2390

    Trixie did this so they would send her all the mixes for free.

    • @snowlyxfeather4032
      @snowlyxfeather4032 4 года назад +5

      dustinwashere uh seen her face?.

    • @kikibirdball
      @kikibirdball 4 года назад +20

      @Lee wtf

    • @dawntucker9093
      @dawntucker9093 4 года назад +12

      Lee ?why are you preaching bible on here?Is there something wrong with you?i.think there's something wrong with you mentally. If you dont like her because of your ignorance becuase of your religious beliefs.We dont want you here

    • @shantij2692
      @shantij2692 4 года назад +28

      Dawn Tucker don't worry their the one that clicked on a drag queen cooking with a easy bake oven from the 90s and expected a Christian experience. Don't give them the piece of mind

    • @garouuchiha4041
      @garouuchiha4041 4 года назад

      so much make up and so ugly!

  • @IlliexIllie
    @IlliexIllie 4 года назад +241

    channeling claire from the ba test kitchen while reading those ingredients!!!

  • @peachy4358
    @peachy4358 4 года назад +147

    “Easy-bake ovens are safe” my ass, I got my finger stuck in one as a kid and we almost had to call 911 to get me out of it, because it almost cut my finger off. Legit I couldn’t pull it out w/o cutting it worse bc there was metal like,, angled away from where I had to pull my finger out, and I was bleeding EVERYWHERE. My mom was freaking out so bad and called my dad bc she didn’t know what to do since I couldn’t just yank my finger out. I’m probably the only gay boy ever with a major personal grudge against and childhood trauma from an easy-bake oven lmao

    • @jarabotelho3378
      @jarabotelho3378 4 года назад +1

      ......bruh is holding a grudge over an inanimate object, I'm asdfghjkl lmaooooooo

    • @peachy4358
      @peachy4358 4 года назад +19

      Jara Botelho dude that thing was pure evil I stg lmfao,, that shit was a pink plastic death trap 😂😂

    • @juliabresnan1728
      @juliabresnan1728 4 года назад +13

      That’s insane! When I got one for Christmas my dad wrote me a letter that looked like it was from “Santa’s elves” warning me that I’ll be on the naughty list if I stick my hand in it because it’s dangerous 😳

  • @phallonfelicia8111
    @phallonfelicia8111 4 года назад +1812

    trixie really said “i’m claire from the ba test kitchen” when she read those ingredients and i lived for it

    • @Global_Thrills
      @Global_Thrills 4 года назад +8

      Yessssss! That’s what I thought!

    • @weweisberg
      @weweisberg 4 года назад +3

      Same virgo energy for sure 🚺♍✅💟

    • @cindari
      @cindari 4 года назад +2

      I choked when she said that!!

    • @myteaminc
      @myteaminc 4 года назад +2

      YASSSSS!! I died

    • @kaitlyn_kait9177
      @kaitlyn_kait9177 4 года назад +3

      What..? I can’t find where he says it..

  • @meliber
    @meliber 4 года назад +384

    “i don’t know, dude” in those gigantic lashes, omg

  • @collinxschu502
    @collinxschu502 4 года назад +701

    My drag name was almost Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 4 года назад +6

      @Krista clark sure but if they made it on drag race, it’d turned into what they said originally just like Brita vs Brita Filter lmao

    • @ms.l7846
      @ms.l7846 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @collinxschu502
      @collinxschu502 4 года назад

      @@razrv3lc ugh, true. ❤️

    • @Angie-Pants
      @Angie-Pants 3 года назад +4

      Portia Lee Hydrogenated

  • @courtneydawn5480
    @courtneydawn5480 4 года назад +396

    "So i love this oven, a child killer that disguises itself as a playtime oven,
    *just love it* "

  • @whispersoftheafterlife1017
    @whispersoftheafterlife1017 4 года назад +1340

    My brother used to dry his weed in my easy bake oven

    • @jennynowicki
      @jennynowicki 4 года назад +33

      🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @Ayyabee
      @Ayyabee 4 года назад +31

      Did you ever use the easy bake oven?

    • @whispersoftheafterlife1017
      @whispersoftheafterlife1017 4 года назад +84

      @@Ayyabee not after that. Lol

    • @FruitSeedBug
      @FruitSeedBug 4 года назад +82

      @@whispersoftheafterlife1017 whaaaaat??? Free pot brownies. Man you missed out :[

    • @DuckGoddies
      @DuckGoddies 4 года назад +23

      That’s a great idea wow

  • @H000REI
    @H000REI 4 года назад +747

    "Not of God.. not a Christian !!!!!" This reference

  • @twistingboulevard
    @twistingboulevard 4 года назад +879

    “It’s actually not bad.”
    “It smells sour...”
    “Yeah, it tastes like sour milk.”

  • @bugginonthewall
    @bugginonthewall 4 года назад +2337

    “They don’t make 100W lightbulbs anymore”
    *reptile owners have entered the chat*

    • @reercudi
      @reercudi 4 года назад +66

      russians have entered the chat. for real.

    • @stevejenks9940
      @stevejenks9940 4 года назад +21

      FERN! You would be the one to call Trixie out on reptile light bulbs haha

    • @sammy3212321
      @sammy3212321 4 года назад +57

      Katya's clearly the expert on burning lizards

    • @Starkidmarki
      @Starkidmarki 4 года назад +8

      My sand boa would disagree trixie!!!

    • @mua4ever632
      @mua4ever632 4 года назад +3

      They clearly still do 100 watt light bulbs

  • @silviar.7438
    @silviar.7438 4 года назад +170

    I love the way perspective changes everything. I was forced to cook at an early age being a girl in a South American family and I hated it because it was expected and demanded. Trixie on the other hand never had the opportunity because she was a boy and now loves the chance to bake in a child's toy that would have made me so agro if it were gifted to me. Oh life and people, how interesting it all is.

  • @joshuahamilton1031
    @joshuahamilton1031 4 года назад +439

    "a child killer disguised as a fun playtime activity. I love it."
    - Trixie, 2020

    • @bradleyhanson9262
      @bradleyhanson9262 4 года назад +1

      Joshua Hamilton was I the only one who thought she was making a Child’s Play reference?

  • @izzie2625
    @izzie2625 4 года назад +2855

    This series should be called ‘Bake with the Bald’
    Edit: Everyone’s commenting this is shady but it wasn’t meant to be lmao

  • @jackiefae91
    @jackiefae91 4 года назад +141

    Fun fact no one asked for: I begged and pleaded for an easy bake oven when I was a kid, and when my mom finally got me one for Christmas, she never got the lightbulb for it. So it just stayed, for years, unopened in my closet before I gave up and threw it away. :’)

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 2 года назад +12

      omg that’s so sad 😭

    • @deggebär
      @deggebär Месяц назад

      That is so sad 😢 but hey look on the bright side, at least your fingers weren’t in danger from this thing. 🙈 but yeah seriously really sad, hope you’ve got to heal your inner child in some way!

  • @autumnruiz5245
    @autumnruiz5245 4 года назад +74

    I absolutely love you Trixie... and we NEED more of David talking, yelling, laughing & wheezing in the background 😂 please

  • @violetbluejay
    @violetbluejay 4 года назад +456

    "It smells sour" Its almost like there's 30 year old eggs and dairy in there, Linda

    • @kailab7756
      @kailab7756 4 года назад +1

      Yes 😆

    • @mayavessey
      @mayavessey 4 года назад +1

      U should have put Karen instead of linda💀😂

  • @DinoNugget
    @DinoNugget 4 года назад +326

    My son asked for an easy bake oven for Christmas last year.... and I'll be DAMN'd if he didn't get a MF Easy bake oven. and I baked right along with him.

    • @DinoNugget
      @DinoNugget 4 года назад +13

      @Sarah Sinclair anything really. If it has sugar, that's what he wants to make.

    • @chaoticgaybirb2734
      @chaoticgaybirb2734 2 года назад +16

      We love a parent who makes their child happy ✋😌

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 года назад +16

      WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE PARENT

    • @lisalarsen2384
      @lisalarsen2384 2 года назад +11

      Imagine thinning cooking is only for girls lol

  • @joshmcqueen3742
    @joshmcqueen3742 4 года назад +242

    When your grindr date comes over and love the way your apartment smells and you're like "Oh. It's nothing. I just put some cookies in my easy bake oven for later."

    • @kyleenglot9184
      @kyleenglot9184 4 года назад +7

      It's like Cher from Clueless when she's going off about how to start a perfect date... With a guy she had no idea was capital GAY 🤣

    • @koreyb4574
      @koreyb4574 4 года назад

      Kyle Englot that’s exactly what I thought of

    • @PupRiku
      @PupRiku 4 года назад

      Marry the man who does this.

  • @Reylandson
    @Reylandson 4 года назад +197

    "I don't know, dude" oh God the bocce ball player jumped out

  • @courtneyeaton5716
    @courtneyeaton5716 4 года назад +1280

    I haven’t heard that “bumble bee” song in YEARS. I was instantly triggered.

    • @ChastinLenai
      @ChastinLenai 4 года назад +30

      We sing it all the time at the preschool I teach at. Lol I almost started crying, I miss those kids so much 😂

    • @jameswilliams2580
      @jameswilliams2580 4 года назад +50

      i heard this and a light turned on deep within my subconscious

    • @emilymills4838
      @emilymills4838 4 года назад +17

      I got Girl Scouts flashbacks

    • @alexisa666
      @alexisa666 4 года назад +1

      Emily Mills that’s what triggered me

    • @mikailanolanxo
      @mikailanolanxo 4 года назад +11

      Childhood memory UNLOCKED

  • @yekaterinapetrovnazamolodc8675
    @yekaterinapetrovnazamolodc8675 4 года назад +196

    6:15 that's her best kim chi impression of all time and it wasn't even on purpose

  • @therealpooods253
    @therealpooods253 4 года назад +418

    trixie: "this sucker gets up to 375 degrees."
    david from the other side of the room: "i do?"

  • @aaronflameboy
    @aaronflameboy 4 года назад +375

    I am literally in shock and disbelief that I just watched her eat 20 year old milk.

  • @roastedricetea
    @roastedricetea 4 года назад +669

    I'll never forget somehow opening my mom's car trunk and seeing this exact easy bake oven through the plastic bags, instantly realizing that santa was not real.

    • @theviktordiamond
      @theviktordiamond 4 года назад +5

      Sophia Cheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cl4irv0yanc3
      @cl4irv0yanc3 4 года назад +3

      💀💀

    • @OrchestralOrg
      @OrchestralOrg 4 года назад

      *it is a vile demon!!*

    • @Didi_1217
      @Didi_1217 4 года назад +1

      That happened to me but with a monster High Doll LMAOO my innocence was destroyed

    • @officerk1693
      @officerk1693 4 года назад

      LMFAOOOAJSJ this happened to me too but with a barbie house

  • @ash719
    @ash719 4 года назад +639

    Nobody:
    Trixie: "not of God.... nOT A CHRISTIAN!!!"

    • @HappilyAfterEver
      @HappilyAfterEver 4 года назад +18

      That 20+ year old cookie mix was clearly dark-sided

    • @pindebraende
      @pindebraende 4 года назад +5

      dorksahded!!

    • @nomi.hagen.
      @nomi.hagen. 4 года назад

      @Lucia Is not even a Meme, is a reference

    • @nomi.hagen.
      @nomi.hagen. 4 года назад

      @Lucia who?

  • @mehmetrumidemir1534
    @mehmetrumidemir1534 4 года назад +328

    “ a child killer disguising as a toy? I LOVE IT!”

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 3 года назад +3

      Chucky and Easy Bake Oven. Legends only.

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 3 года назад +4

      I mean that’s basically Trixie’s aesthetic

  • @Jojo_Spector48
    @Jojo_Spector48 4 года назад +3818

    THAT LITTLE FIVE YEAR OLD IS MY EX GIRLFRIEND SHOUT OUT TO HER QUEEN YOU MADE HISTORY

    • @nataliedanyal5202
      @nataliedanyal5202 4 года назад +44

      ok wth kid

    • @shannonmccarthy3461
      @shannonmccarthy3461 4 года назад +312

      A history making queen... We stan

    • @robertsisk5491
      @robertsisk5491 4 года назад +441

      Not the queen we wanted but the one we all deserved

    • @Mangzorz
      @Mangzorz 4 года назад +453

      I want to believe you.
      So I am just going to choose to do so and pretend worlds have collided in the best way.
      fuck it, man, it's 2020, it's the year of "why the fuck not"

    • @KELSEYsecretsideaccounf
      @KELSEYsecretsideaccounf 4 года назад +347

      you dated a 5 year old??? FBI open up

  • @mzelk995
    @mzelk995 4 года назад +643

    “The child in me that was inhibited and gay needs to taste these brownies.”
    Such a mood

  • @MaryJoMamaJojo
    @MaryJoMamaJojo 4 года назад +20

    I think I’m probably one of Trixie’s oldest fans since I have 2 sons that are 30&32 so I’m living for all the Barbie & Skipper stuff from the early 70s. I also had a green Easy Bake (your hand😆) in 1971. Of course my generation also had “Clackers” which were 2 large, heavy balls on either end of a string that you jerked until they were clacking against each other that tons of kids beaned themselves with so...🤣

  • @karenmacdonald6190
    @karenmacdonald6190 4 года назад +566

    “James Beard award nominee Trixie Mattel dies eating ancient easy bake oven cookies.”

    • @FionaBell2007
      @FionaBell2007 4 года назад +2

      AHHH shes a nominee even in a fantasy! GeeeRL I cant

    • @xJackDarkStonex
      @xJackDarkStonex 4 года назад +2

      Um she actually is a James Beard award nominee xD it's not a fantasy

    • @Kaleidalee
      @Kaleidalee 4 года назад +1

      Looks like the title of a Vine compilation on RUclips.

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG 4 года назад +420

    “The Baker and the Beauty” has nothing on Trixie Mattel.

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 года назад +109

    Tracy Martell: "Don't say I dont do nothing for ya!"
    Subtitles: "We never asked for this."

  • @artsytype
    @artsytype 4 года назад +518

    "The smell, David" 😜 Anyone else getting Alexos from Schitts Creek vibes? 😉

  • @chloepugh179
    @chloepugh179 4 года назад +275

    “I cannot put that in my mouth”
    “do it.”
    The little smirk after gets me!

  • @kaitlynkat3463
    @kaitlynkat3463 4 года назад +629

    I owned an easy bake oven and a candy maker when I was a child and oh sis it was so much fun. Yes, I turned out to be a lesbian. c:

    • @jarabotelho3378
      @jarabotelho3378 4 года назад +11

      weird flex but ok lolololol

    • @liviajohnson4918
      @liviajohnson4918 4 года назад +38

      I made the BEST shit food and I love women

    • @FruitSeedBug
      @FruitSeedBug 4 года назад +9

      I had an easy bake oven for like a week and it was gross and now I am pansexual and my specialty is baked mac n cheese????

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 года назад +4

      I had one now I’m a bi Nb and I like making cookies from scratch xD

    • @crios8307
      @crios8307 3 года назад +1

      I'm an Italian nb but I wouldn't know how to cook for my life, ain't that ironic

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo 4 года назад +680

    “They don’t make 100 watt lightbulbs anymore”
    Me: *literally just bought 100w lightbulbs*

    • @Sigurjon543
      @Sigurjon543 4 года назад +18

      *In LA.

    • @ZoraTheberge
      @ZoraTheberge 4 года назад +10

      In Los Angeles, where people actually live

    • @jesse_u2282
      @jesse_u2282 4 года назад +28

      Zach T uumm what? 💀

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 года назад +13

      I have some in my backpack (long story dont ask) but then again im pretty sure wifi is still illegal in the midwest sooooo

    • @guilhermefarias5255
      @guilhermefarias5255 4 года назад +6

      @@ConstantChaos1
      wh
      What mmm

  • @aliceeden6197
    @aliceeden6197 4 года назад +161

    “This is gay rights” that made my die!

  • @zachary6706
    @zachary6706 4 года назад +58

    When I was young my sister got an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas and my twin and I got a toy bug maker oven that smelled like burning plastic. My sister wanted our bug maker and we wanted the easy bake. My twin and I are gay now.
    We loved making the confetti cakes in it!

  • @TheLiteralLatest
    @TheLiteralLatest 4 года назад +592

    I read the title as “Baked a 30yr old in an Easy Bake Oven.” LMAO 🤣

  • @ViolentAurora
    @ViolentAurora 4 года назад +179

    That is exactly the oven I had and those mixes didn't smell good at the time either

  • @Veqlla
    @Veqlla 4 года назад +285

    Trixie: *“It smells like Feet“*
    Ad: *aT sKeTcHeRs We KnOw YoU hAvE a LoT oF wOrRiEs*

    • @sauda9086
      @sauda9086 4 года назад +1

      unrelated but did u know sketchers has no t

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 года назад +5

      @@sauda9086 I love how you said this while still spelling it with a T

    • @sauda9086
      @sauda9086 3 года назад +1

      @@KingOfGaymes im insane

  • @Je551kuhhh
    @Je551kuhhh 4 года назад +351

    Jinkx Monsoon wouldn’t have dropped those cookies, right, David?

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 4 года назад +18

      She also wouldn’t have waited for them to cook.

    • @KayGirl216
      @KayGirl216 4 года назад +5

      This is the funniest comment to me 😂

    • @Reylandson
      @Reylandson 4 года назад +18

      She also would've slept and burn her whole house

    • @vanessa_arevalo
      @vanessa_arevalo 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @hawthornnishi1343
    @hawthornnishi1343 4 года назад +747

    alternative title idea: James Beard Award Nominee Trixie Mattel Makes Gourmet Easy Bake Oven Cookies

  • @FacePimpd
    @FacePimpd 4 года назад +93

    “ThIs hAD lUmPs IN ThE 9o’s” - ugh same

  • @oliviaflores5154
    @oliviaflores5154 4 года назад +371

    Trixie’s earrings are bigger than those cookies...

    • @PeterDoherty2001
      @PeterDoherty2001 4 года назад +3

      As she should

    • @msmjk1996
      @msmjk1996 4 года назад +1

      remember when chi chi devayne ate her earring

  • @jaeda7263
    @jaeda7263 4 года назад +82

    I didn’t expect to be spending my afternoon watching a 30 year old BEAUTIFUL bald man in a wig baking in an easy bake but here we are and I love it

  • @Windxchild
    @Windxchild 4 года назад +12

    Can I just say; I love it when David is there in the background because they are totally relationship goals! We need more of David and Trixie together 💕

  • @robyn_lilyy
    @robyn_lilyy 4 года назад +180

    Trixie: I love this oven. A child killer that disguised itself as a play time event? I love it!
    Also Trixie: **IS a child killer disguised as a part time event**

    • @barbara8497
      @barbara8497 4 года назад

      Omg

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 года назад

      I mean but same tho

    • @_dani.dlc_
      @_dani.dlc_ 4 года назад +1

      What I’m hearing is that Trixie is essentially just an Easy bake oven

  • @maxm6867
    @maxm6867 4 года назад +239

    Last time I was this fast Tracy used to have hair

  • @Liamhuxxs
    @Liamhuxxs 2 года назад +10

    Trixie smiling after reading the ingredients list immediately followed by a cut shot of her continuing to make the dough is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The journey that face went through

  • @Louis-wm6cx
    @Louis-wm6cx 4 года назад +1062

    "30 year old cookie mix" me: oh so its from the 70s, trixie: "this is a 90s easy bake oven" WHAT

    • @eronmuwu
      @eronmuwu 4 года назад +66

      1990 - 2020 is 30 years lol

    • @stevejenks9940
      @stevejenks9940 4 года назад +115

      I thought the same thing. Then had an "oh yeah" moment. Gen Z doesn't know what it's like to have no concept of time.

    • @gabriellewells2162
      @gabriellewells2162 4 года назад +11

      Same haha

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 4 года назад +10

      @@stevejenks9940 I Feel Called Out

    • @celestisima
      @celestisima 4 года назад +40

      @@stevejenks9940 As a millennial I always feel like we are on the 2000s. I thought I was alone.

  • @lifeofpie988
    @lifeofpie988 4 года назад +213

    am i the only that thinks of the 70s when people talk about 30 years ago?

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 4 года назад +7

    The music fading out at 1:42 is SENDING ME

  • @Dimpl739
    @Dimpl739 4 года назад +405

    “It smells like Parmesan” that’s mould tracey

    • @lilykay919
      @lilykay919 4 года назад +10

      I had a brain spasm trying to read that

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 года назад +2

      It was probably just the whey protine

    • @OrchestralOrg
      @OrchestralOrg 4 года назад

      *it is a vile demon.*

  • @Thishairwascoolin
    @Thishairwascoolin 4 года назад +83

    When Trixie dropped the actual cookies I felt my soul leave my body

  • @UNSOLVEDOFCANADA
    @UNSOLVEDOFCANADA 4 года назад +114

    “It’s not bad” 2 seconds later; “it taste like spoiled milk” 😂

  • @oliverhelmmakeup
    @oliverhelmmakeup 4 года назад +199

    “It tastes like sour milk” then why is it still in your mouth Mary?

  • @ingnorancebliss
    @ingnorancebliss 4 года назад +167

    She reading the ingredients like she’s Claire Saffitz lmao

  • @wolfsmith2865
    @wolfsmith2865 4 года назад +13

    I'm straight, but I loved to bake as a kid. I knew two girls who had easy bake ovens so we'd make all kinds of stuff then have a tea party. Don't judge me! Those cookies and cakes were goooood. In the 60s we had super dangerous toys with electric stoves that got up to about 400 degrees to "cook" rubber bugs and other toys, you may now feel some of our childhood pain! Not too much, I hope. Great video!

  • @calebrity96
    @calebrity96 4 года назад +63

    6:59 is when I created a full spiritual bond with Katya as I wheeze laughed in my room nearly falling off the chair...

  • @yasminbubbles
    @yasminbubbles 4 года назад +74

    "it smells like parmesan cheese" IM DYING 😂😂 it's 30 years old Tracy

  • @athina2123
    @athina2123 4 года назад +74

    trixie: my instincts are telling me not to put this in my mouth
    *same trixie*: puts two in her mouth

  • @blue8220
    @blue8220 4 года назад +139

    0:58
    Trixie: “ *There was even a little five year old who had a bit of her finger amputated* “
    Also Trixie: “So yeah I love this oven!!”

  • @Mageneated
    @Mageneated 4 года назад +52

    I love how the 20 minute timer fully is not to scale at all. Time passes however you want it to

    • @2IGHT2EER
      @2IGHT2EER 4 года назад

      Mageneated Its edited, 20 minutes did pass but they didn't include it all

    • @cgibabyhand
      @cgibabyhand 4 года назад

      isn't that the tea though

  • @OphiuchiChannel
    @OphiuchiChannel 4 года назад +56

    I had one as a kid in the 80's. It melted and almost burned the house down once because I forgot to turn it off.

  • @susannahlee1184
    @susannahlee1184 4 года назад +70

    who needs culinary class when we have tracy eating expired cookie dough on live television

  • @kevinscorner8283
    @kevinscorner8283 4 года назад +68

    "I don't see Adam Lambert doing that" I have never screamed this loud

  • @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482
    @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482 4 года назад +57

    I NEED to tell you... my husband was half asleep next to while I was watching this.. but when you screamed bc you dropped the cookies, he jumped so high out of pure FEAR!😂🤣😂🤣😂 i DIED LAUGHING.

  • @deanharootunian4302
    @deanharootunian4302 4 года назад +224

    I don’t know why the way she said “riboflavin” got me like that 😂

  • @ratqueenbee
    @ratqueenbee 4 года назад +252

    “it might be disgusting and it might not work” me describing myself

    • @ratqueenbee
      @ratqueenbee 4 года назад +3

      wrath of the lamb bold of you to assume that I myself am not the vile demon

    • @Darl-ur3uq
      @Darl-ur3uq 4 года назад

      100% me to my ex that I broke up with before we had the chance to meet

    • @magpie405
      @magpie405 4 года назад

      Ajdjdsksjdk

  • @violetswrath666
    @violetswrath666 4 года назад +16

    "it smells like cookies but it also smells like hot milk" that is such a specific descriptor and it is 100% accurate to when I was 8 burning my fingers in that tiny oven slot

  • @RaisonLychi
    @RaisonLychi 4 года назад +180

    i prefered the Crayola crayon maker as my dangerously heated child toy.

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 4 года назад +12

      I had the Hotwheels car factory where you like melt and mold the body of the car out of rubber

    • @parismartinez3885
      @parismartinez3885 4 года назад +8

      I had the lalaloopsy easy bake oven and the bitch didn't bake for shit

    • @Mineminemine8
      @Mineminemine8 4 года назад

      I never heard of that, and 50 year old me wants one.

    • @doggy_ded_dingus
      @doggy_ded_dingus 4 года назад +1

      Oh, I remeber my friend would heat edible wax into the crayon maker as a kid.

  • @susannahlee1184
    @susannahlee1184 4 года назад +118

    “IM MASHING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE” -bald

  • @mads9615
    @mads9615 4 года назад +26

    I love David's little comments in the background 😂😂

  • @hmchocolates2208
    @hmchocolates2208 4 года назад +39

    I was wheezing when you were eating the 30 year old nasty ass cookie and I want to give props to the editing because this editing was everything that I needed and more!

  • @fennastam7963
    @fennastam7963 4 года назад +66

    David: tells Trixie to eat the cookie, also David: says “you’re crazy” when Trixie eats the cookie

  • @HolyChikin
    @HolyChikin 4 года назад +6

    The world needs more of Trixie Mattel and her Easy Bake Oven adventures. ❤️

  • @MandyDeadite
    @MandyDeadite 4 года назад +118

    Trixie: **Doesnt want to eat 25 year old cookie dough**
    Also Trixie: **Eats bad salsa and things off the floor. **

  • @clared1867
    @clared1867 4 года назад +88

    “please don’t eat that” -me the entire video

  • @IQzminus2
    @IQzminus2 4 года назад +3

    Are we not gonna talk about how gorgeous Trixies blush and make up is in this video?
    Stunning!

  • @MikaMoonlight
    @MikaMoonlight 4 года назад +80

    This is the most "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" video you ever made

  • @jackl8025
    @jackl8025 4 года назад +96

    3:18 Claire Saffitz Bon Appetit test kitchen realness

    • @HiroJJ94
      @HiroJJ94 4 года назад +1

      my first thought lmao

  • @blackmetal101
    @blackmetal101 4 года назад +135

    Anyone else think Trixie’s intro song sounds like the beat in “stupid love” from lady Gaga?

    • @IG-hs6or
      @IG-hs6or 4 года назад

      I wonder what the name of the soundtrack is

  • @BlueJean1138
    @BlueJean1138 4 года назад +79

    When you dropped the cookie, you missed the opportunity to say "thats the way the cookie crumples sis" lmao

    • @houseoflou1788
      @houseoflou1788 4 года назад

      @Amber Duvall - Genius! That would have been great!

  • @juanvelazco2179
    @juanvelazco2179 4 года назад +106

    3:20 Ok clair from the bon appetit test kitchen called, she said that she wants her intro back

    • @brad5286
      @brad5286 4 года назад +12

      "Now for my favorite part..."

  • @ElishaRevell
    @ElishaRevell Год назад +7

    Is it just me who watches this on repeat for comfort?

  • @oskiii8951
    @oskiii8951 4 года назад +284

    When quarantine ends she’s gonna open a cafe and serve her rotted cookies😂

    • @VelvetCondoms
      @VelvetCondoms 4 года назад +9

      get those cookies

    • @naurcho
      @naurcho 4 года назад +5

      Ah yes, like the Sweeney Todd cat pie shop but stylised through the lens of a little girl who yearns for schadenfreude and frilly aprons.

    • @smrteypntz
      @smrteypntz 4 года назад +4

      Tracy Martell’s sour-ass fossil cookie cafe & long lost toy boutique.

    • @oskiii8951
      @oskiii8951 4 года назад

      Nate mawma