I am a baby face 24-year-old female if you lived in my area I could have you give me the money and buy you some cookies and drop them off lol mine are aggressive like in order for them to not bother you, you have to run into the store wearing earbuds and even that doesn't work sometimes like sometimes you have to run in with earbuds staring at your phone just to avoid them asking the question
I'm an old hag and when I was in Brownies (Canadian/British equivalent) we were loaded into a minivan and then we went door to door with no parents in sight. I was seven and I didn't know what gay was. So we went to the door of a really nice man, who kind of sounded like a lady and had a wall of Barbies in his living room. He talked to us about Barbies for a little while as he got his money for the cookies. All I'm saying is, I'm 42 now and that positive interaction is why I have always associated great things with the LGBTQIA+ community.
@@poisonmantis4191 I have not! I know I’m gonna be slapped when I say this but I don’t watch Drag Race. I’m a big softie and think everyone should win because they are all incredibly skilled artists with talent out the wazoo.
The sad thing is there ARE other 31 year old men struggling with childrens toys on RUclips and I probably sub to about 80% of them. Oh ew is that weird. I mean the action figure and doll people and cool toys
I’m paying thousands of dollars to attend college and I just muted my zoom class to watch a drag queen dressed as a Girl Scout bake cookies in a toy oven for 14 minutes
i was a girl scout for 8 years and the only thing i can vividly remember is our girl scout troop leader telling us about how her best friend after high school was in an abusive relationship so my troop leader went to the guy's house and threatened him with a baseball bat and she said that in the future if we experienced the domestic violence that she would do the exact same thing for us. queens supporting queens
The intensity at which Tracy speaks to us through the camera like she fully expects us to answer her is only met by the fact that I answer her with the same intensity knowing she can’t hear me either.
"Ok so we're alone today" - Trixie burn x 4 - Swearing like a sailor - Cooking mix expired 7 years ago - Loses a nail - Gives up wearing the rest of her nails
Trixie I was a girlscout for 8 years (1st to 8th grade) and let me tell you girl, I LOVED IT!! I only dropped out because of the stigma behind being an older girlscout, but I would 100% recommend it. In my troop, there was no slander against any sexuality/race/religion/physical ability/etc. It was a very inclusive environment, and it taught me how to be a leader, how to be empathetic, confident, crafty, outdoorsy, and understanding. I STAN GIRLSCOUTS
Wish you stuck with it! I went grades 1-12, moved from a big troop to a troop of 4 when I was in 7th grade, and all of us got our gold award! Are we forever friends? Nope! But we got along and worked together well. We had great leaders too! And we all 4 paid our way to Disney world!
the fact tracey martel tried to call us out for watching a 31 year old man struggle with childrens toys as if any of us are here with any form of dignity left 🙄
Just like she might actually have as a kid if she was living in the time of her aesthetic. Girl Scouts doesn't appear to have an official time published for when they switched to all commercial baking, but it seems to likely have been between 1935-55. Since Trixie is giving very late 50s/early 60s today, going back 15-25 years would fit her right into likely having baked some cookies in her own time as a Girl Scout before a company took over. Though she doesn't seem to remember much by the way she does here.
@@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 been on a Trixie katya binge after being on a Brandon Rogers binge and let me tell you all I’ve been thinking about is how funny and iconic it would be if they did a collab oh my god He would fit RIGHT IN
While I was in Girl Scouts I was literally taught that wearing makeup would make you ugly and blind. I was also taught that weed can kill you. AAANNNDD I was the fat girl in our troop, so most of the girls would call me "santa" and sit on my lap and ask for presents. After that year, I turned into a hardcore emo. Girl scouts made me emo. love you, Trixie 💕 Edit: Oh, sis. Here's some more • Our troop leader checked all of our ears during a trip. She looked at mine (I was 10) and outwardly said "EEEWWW..You have the dirtiest ears". • During the same trip I had a panic attack and got screamed at for it. The troop leader was informed that I had them often. So really, that whole trip was a bottled up panic attack. • The troop was run by rich, white moms and most of the girls in the troop were their children. Us "poorer" girls were favored less most times. • Sometimes the troop leader would only have trips for them and their children as well. This resulted in some girls not being able to have the opportunity to earn badges. Thanks for the likes and comments 💕
That is terrible. They never teach that in Girl Guides (Canada)! And Guides here have ZERO-TOLERANCE on bullying. i spent almost 20 years in Girl Guides (also as a Leader) and as a Leader would not allow any bullying because i was bullied growing up. But the fact you became emo is cool. So long as you did not go around smashing stuff. LOL Cheers from Alberta, Canada.
@@LEADERCHICKADEE girl scouts 100% does not teach or condone any of that so really unsure of how she picked this up. Maybe it was just a vile group of white moms hosting this one.
@@jlpkbrb1086 Yeah probably, why would they? Maybe this particular Woman was in a Girl Scout Troop who had leaders that were not paying attention to the bullying or who laughed it off.
Part of my girl scout troop's activities was to volunteer at the women's prison every Sunday. All of my girl scout troop had moms that were in this prison, we were only part of girl scouts for free carpool basically.
That sounds nice actually, and hopefully gave you all more time with your parents. My troop didnt do any volunteering and was pretty arts n crafts focused sadly
@@frenchiegirlintheusa my mom learned a lot in the time she was in prison and she wouldn't be the successful woman she is today if she didn't serve time and clean up her act. I had a supportive father and learned valuable life lessons at an early age but I wouldn't change it for the world. Prison sentences are hard on everyone involved but it's for the better and should not be shamed on.
Graduate Girl Scout here (take into account that I graduated in 2005, so my experience might not be universal): Yes, it was enriching. I went through something called survivor camp with it in high school, they sent pairs out into the woods with just a pocket knife and a whistle between them, and had to survive for three days. My partner and I figured out how to create a shelter, find food that wouldn't kill us, make a camp fire for warmth, and to keep bugs away. I highly doubt some of the macho guys from my high school would have made it. We thrived. There was community outreach, and some fantastic world building skills learned. Also, our cookies are fucking bomb, you cannot tell me otherwise. Girl Scouts is LGBTQ+ friendly, unlike the Boy Scouts. They fully accept trans youth. Are there some conservative troops out there? Probably, but the organization doesn't tolerate discrimination. Every time I read a story about what the organization is doing now, I feel filled with pride to have just a small association with them. Hope that helps!
“What did we learn?” More like “when will we learn” that eating expired food is still not a good idea, even if it’s tiny? I love these videos so much 😂
The fact she paused, and then said she can’t tell what we think about putting the chocolate in the oven....😂😂😂 I love you Trixie!! Always making my day brighter
Trixie, I just introduced my mom to your channel. She loves your baking videos, and even more, she loves your laugh! Watching you has been a great palate cleanser for her after watching the news all day. She also says she enjoys you more "out on your own" than she did on Drag Race XD. If you need a notion for another baking toy to play with, my mom keeps saying she thinks she had a "Suzy Homemaker" brand toy oven. She would be gagged to see one in use again! Love from Beloit, WI!
I actually have a funny story. So when I was in Girl Scouts my mom was my troop leader and it came time for the parents to pick up the cookies to deliver them. We set it in a two-day span so all the girls would come get them after school. So this girl's mom comes in the second day and tries to tell us that there's no cookies in the boxes. Yall......this girl had opened all of her cookie boxes, eaten the cookies, put the container back in the box, and glued it shut.🤣 Her mom was so pissed she had eaten at least 20 boxes of cookies and we all know Girl Scout cookies ain't cheap! Her mom had to pay for the replacement cookies.🤣
Fun fact- I begged my sister’s Girl Scout troop leader to let ME be a girl scout so incessantly that she let me be a girl scout for 3 years until I got bored of it. Thanks Kelly
If David’s not there, we need a “Tracey Martels Boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies” then “Tracey Martel reacts to boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies”. 👏🏽
When I was a wee lass watching Troop Beverly Hills I couldn't have predicted that my ability to die happy would hinge on a man in a wig replacing Shelley Long as Phyllis Nefler, but here we are.
@@LuLu_1515 I think those are Incredible Edibles or a knockoff of that. I remember a stateside-based relative telling stories of baking jelly animals in a fake oven.
Being a Girl Scout and getting my gold award helped me get scholarships for college. I'm also a food scientist. The stale, musty flavor you're getting is probably oxidative rancidity. Oxidation isn't dangerous but it makes things taste terrible 😬
At this point they should make a Trixie easybake oven, it's the exact same as all of them but it has her face plastered on the side of it. I would buy that.
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Trixie acts like being a 31 year-old man is the weirdest thing about her
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😅
While she progressively gets more and more innuendoes
tbh imagine being a man
Trixie is a man?! O_o
Lmaoooo.
“i love girl scout cookies but i cant figure out how to get them without interacting with a parent or a child” i felt that
MITCHELL WIGGS you can order online now which is 💅🏻fabulous
I felt it on a molecular level.
you become friends with someone who knows a parent or child and order through them. the only way I order girl scout cookies
I am a baby face 24-year-old female if you lived in my area I could have you give me the money and buy you some cookies and drop them off lol mine are aggressive like in order for them to not bother you, you have to run into the store wearing earbuds and even that doesn't work sometimes like sometimes you have to run in with earbuds staring at your phone just to avoid them asking the question
@@partytoad omg thank you for making me aware of that
The cookie batter: is old enough to enroll in the girls scouts
Trixie: there's something wrong with these
Cokie?
For second I thought she was committing a sister sin
Yer me to
But i like cokies and making some
@@phoenybob3602 i meant coke
Like coccaine
LOL
I'm an old hag and when I was in Brownies (Canadian/British equivalent) we were loaded into a minivan and then we went door to door with no parents in sight. I was seven and I didn't know what gay was. So we went to the door of a really nice man, who kind of sounded like a lady and had a wall of Barbies in his living room. He talked to us about Barbies for a little while as he got his money for the cookies. All I'm saying is, I'm 42 now and that positive interaction is why I have always associated great things with the LGBTQIA+ community.
i didnt know trixie was a time traveller
awww
@@poisonmantis4191 Oh but she is! She also lost that heavy French Canadian accent.
@@ophelias4172 truly an accent queen, have you heard her swedish? impeccable
@@poisonmantis4191 I have not! I know I’m gonna be slapped when I say this but I don’t watch Drag Race. I’m a big softie and think everyone should win because they are all incredibly skilled artists with talent out the wazoo.
can we take a moment to appreciate how trixie matched her eyeshadow to the oven
As usually she is wearing her makeup in a god honoring way
Imma need more than a moment!
And the outfit! So gorge!
UNHHH attention to detail HUUUU! 😂
If your eye make up doesn’t match your age inappropriate toy collection, you’re not doing drag.
When Ru said “we want to see your vulnerability” this is what she meant. We love a drag queen struggling.
LOL
Omg
Review the KELLOGGS RICE KRISPIE EASY BAKE OVEN PLS XXXX
"I'm I watching a 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy?"
No Mary, I'm watching a 31 year old man IN A WIG struggle with a children's toy.
Damn I’m be more detailed next time 😳
Hehe no regrets.
The sad thing is there ARE other 31 year old men struggling with childrens toys on RUclips and I probably sub to about 80% of them. Oh ew is that weird. I mean the action figure and doll people and cool toys
"Ew I'm not gonna be some 30-year old drag queen. What a sad life you live, old man in wig"
-Trixie Mattel, Unhhhh Episode 114
I’m dying “no lumps in my batter” *the entire batter is one big lump*
I’m paying thousands of dollars to attend college and I just muted my zoom class to watch a drag queen dressed as a Girl Scout bake cookies in a toy oven for 14 minutes
As u should 🙄✋ period
Yeah and
Enjoy life, sweetheart. Enjoy it whenever you can. ❤️
Worth it
We're in a fuckin pandemic
“Toys that double as hazards” should be the title for Trixie and Katya’s second book
It's her adam & eve coupon code
Or their lubeless sex toy line
Omg. That is so good tho
A butt plug but there's a chance the wide part that sticks out snaps off
OMG YES!!😂😂
“Usually my boyfriend sits over there and HATES.” 🤣🤣🤣
Trixie: *uses a teaspoon*
Also trixie: "this doesnt seem like a tablespoon"
So yep
she matched her eyeshadow to a toy oven and told me I should question myself. Mom is actin up.
Trixie: “Contagious diseases have never brought a entire country down to its knees, not in my lifetime”
COVID: omg he-
HIV: don’t
😆😆😆😆
I was abouta say🤣🤣
Trixie: pays for veneers
Also Trixie: uses them to chew 6 year old cookie that tastes like dust
Is that why her teeth look so damn good????? I was wondering! Good for her tho.
@@CaptinBenny Just the top ones though, the bottoms kept the receipts lmao
Trixie is honestly living the dream that we all have by finally being able to afford all those cool kids toys that we didn't get as kids.
"everybody shut up" "move i'm gay" I am literally dead lol
She always makes me giggle but I cackled at the “move I’m gay” line!!
So you're replying from the beyond? Now That's a fan! lol
💀💀
Move I’m gay is a Brandon Rogers meme, I love that
Girl make this green eyeshadow an everyday thing she’s an icon and she is the moment
CORRECT
she’s the father that never left to buy cigarettes
Now c'mon now 💅
Yes this green and pink thing is SICKLY! I love.
And this pinkish blond on the brows makes it look 100 times better😻
queen is servin' and I LOVE IT🙄💞
i was a girl scout for 8 years and the only thing i can vividly remember is our girl scout troop leader telling us about how her best friend after high school was in an abusive relationship so my troop leader went to the guy's house and threatened him with a baseball bat and she said that in the future if we experienced the domestic violence that she would do the exact same thing for us. queens supporting queens
QUEENS 👏🏻 SUPPORTING 👏🏻 QUEENS
“It’s not bad”
*cheers*
“...it’s not good”
*awww* 🤣
Trixie holding a teaspoon: “this doesn’t feel like a tablespoon”
Im so glad someone else said this 🤣🤣🤣
this green eye look is everything. she’s versatile.
I love the green with the peach pink
She looks like the chromatica Oreo, lol
I mean, look at the material!
@@michellemackay6574 BYEE 😭😭
@@michellemackay6574 reply of the year
Trixie: we’re alone today.
Me: Jesus Christ, she’s gonna burn down the house.
I thought that too. She then goes on to burn herself like 3-4 times. I laughed so hard I was literally crying.
Yass😂
burn the house down boots down the cement bareback?
The level of anxiety....too much!
I didn't realize how much David's commentary makes this entertaining! 😅😅
Trixie: Omg, this tastes terrible. there's something wrong with the cookies
Also Trixie: -proceeds to eat all of them-
The intensity at which Tracy speaks to us through the camera like she fully expects us to answer her is only met by the fact that I answer her with the same intensity knowing she can’t hear me either.
Glad to know I’m not alone in doing that 🤣
Me toooooo!!!
Same 😭
"Ok so we're alone today"
- Trixie burn x 4
- Swearing like a sailor
- Cooking mix expired 7 years ago
- Loses a nail
- Gives up wearing the rest of her nails
This is why we need David in the room 😂😂😂
"This isn't Bon appetit"
Girl, Bon appetit isn't Bon appetit anymore. You've surpassed them.
LMAO
BOOMJAMS
I want Trixie to serve as a guest judge or participant on "Nailed It".
Drops cookie on the floor, bakes it, eats it, “it tastes like a cookie from under the fridge”
not to mention she did it in an uncleaned oven off eBay. we have to stan Tracy's fantasy tho
When can we expect the Tracey Martel Oven???? I need it in my life.
Ramon
I would buy it too.
I feel like that's where all this is headed
that would be so iconic. and I love how you signed your comment with your name lmfao
Tracey?
@@stephaniewoods2374 😊 yeah that name is a running gag.
Trixie: "What did we learn?"
Me: That no matter how bad the food is, Trixie will finish the whole plate
OMG thank you for the laugh 😂
Reminds me of the kids who react to snacks sometimes
Is this a Lindsay Ellis reference in MY Trixie Mattell comment section??
Unless it's Korean toe nail soup :D
@@leiram8833 the hot dog in face girl?
yes thats what growing up poor does with a person 🥴
Trixie I was a girlscout for 8 years (1st to 8th grade) and let me tell you girl, I LOVED IT!! I only dropped out because of the stigma behind being an older girlscout, but I would 100% recommend it. In my troop, there was no slander against any sexuality/race/religion/physical ability/etc. It was a very inclusive environment, and it taught me how to be a leader, how to be empathetic, confident, crafty, outdoorsy, and understanding. I STAN GIRLSCOUTS
Wish you stuck with it! I went grades 1-12, moved from a big troop to a troop of 4 when I was in 7th grade, and all of us got our gold award! Are we forever friends? Nope! But we got along and worked together well. We had great leaders too! And we all 4 paid our way to Disney world!
QUEENS
Trixie Mattel is the only person who shames me for watching her videos but I still come back for more
Because we are into it, trixie is our verbal dom lol
Trixie: all these child models are dead. dead dead dead
packing: *is from 6 years ago*
children: *probably adults*
No, they're definitely all dead
They all got covid
the fact tracey martel tried to call us out for watching a 31 year old man struggle with childrens toys as if any of us are here with any form of dignity left 🙄
Trixie: makes cookies with 7 year old ingredients.
Also Trixie: acts appalled when they taste like 💩
Imagine a Trixie bakes video feat. Katya.... this is already hilarious chaos 💕
I really hope we get this, That would be so fun
trixie PLEASEEE DO THISS
I FULLY SUPPORT THIS IDEA 🤚🏻
I need this
commenting just so this remains top comment ✨ we need this to happen
trixie: "I taste something a little off"
me: yeah... 6 years off
7, I believe Tracy is better at math than you
@@cherryjawbreakalt I don't know if that was sarcasm, but it's only 2021 and the cookie mixes were made in 2015.
@@ron8675309 it's definitely sarcasm I'm actually really good at math unless it's simple addition
Just a biological woman baking treats for her daughter’s Girl Scout troop
With a perfectly straight nose
With a clean mind
And a name like Karen the Destroyer
Bathed in his blood.
Just like she might actually have as a kid if she was living in the time of her aesthetic. Girl Scouts doesn't appear to have an official time published for when they switched to all commercial baking, but it seems to likely have been between 1935-55. Since Trixie is giving very late 50s/early 60s today, going back 15-25 years would fit her right into likely having baked some cookies in her own time as a Girl Scout before a company took over. Though she doesn't seem to remember much by the way she does here.
I've been cry laughing over Trixie's reaction to the peanut butter cookies for a solid 40 minutes help
Trixie: This is EXACTLY 9ml
Also Trixie: *Shoots the water everywhere but the bowl*
I thought the same thing, look again 😅
The color of that wig combined with the green eye shadow is giving me life
Ooky spooky
👏👏👏🥰 and combined with the backdrop !🤩👏 stunningggg🌟👌
What color were her eyes... You objectifying drag queens?
Watermelon sugar
Idk why, but every time Trixie insists that a child model on toy packaging is dead, it absolutely sends me
"move, im gay"
MISS TRACY MARTEL WATCHES BRANDON ROGERS-
WE NEED SOME KIND OF COLLAB
@@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 OH GOD WE DO
@@joejonasfromcamprock886 can you imagine THE Tracey Martel actually embracing her Filthy Side™️ that she has slowly shown us through UNHhhh?!? 😈😈😈
@@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 been on a Trixie katya binge after being on a Brandon Rogers binge and let me tell you all I’ve been thinking about is how funny and iconic it would be if they did a collab oh my god
He would fit RIGHT IN
@@HeyItsNovalee the absolute chaos that would ensue 😈😂🤪 it would be cool if he also appeared on UNHhhh
While I was in Girl Scouts I was literally taught that wearing makeup would make you ugly and blind. I was also taught that weed can kill you. AAANNNDD
I was the fat girl in our troop, so most of the girls would call me "santa" and sit on my lap and ask for presents.
After that year, I turned into a hardcore emo. Girl scouts made me emo.
love you, Trixie 💕
Edit: Oh, sis. Here's some more
• Our troop leader checked all of our ears during a trip. She looked at mine (I was 10) and outwardly said "EEEWWW..You have the dirtiest ears".
• During the same trip I had a panic attack and got screamed at for it. The troop leader was informed that I had them often. So really, that whole trip was a bottled up panic attack.
• The troop was run by rich, white moms and most of the girls in the troop were their children. Us "poorer" girls were favored less most times.
• Sometimes the troop leader would only have trips for them and their children as well. This resulted in some girls not being able to have the opportunity to earn badges.
Thanks for the likes and comments 💕
That is terrible. They never teach that in Girl Guides (Canada)! And Guides here have ZERO-TOLERANCE on bullying. i spent almost 20 years in Girl Guides (also as a Leader) and as a Leader would not allow any bullying because i was bullied growing up.
But the fact you became emo is cool. So long as you did not go around smashing stuff. LOL Cheers from Alberta, Canada.
@@LEADERCHICKADEE girl scouts 100% does not teach or condone any of that so really unsure of how she picked this up. Maybe it was just a vile group of white moms hosting this one.
@@jlpkbrb1086 Yeah probably, why would they? Maybe this particular Woman was in a Girl Scout Troop who had leaders that were not paying attention to the bullying or who laughed it off.
That so sucks!!!!
When my troop broke up our leader promised the other familes a good portion of the money our troop collected....... we never received any money
"do you think I should put it in the oven?" *waits* 😂 it's like Dora the Explorer... and here I am saying "probably not" at my screen. lol
Omg in thought the same thing with 'little einsteins' when they ask questions and wait... That shit freaks me out, but my toddler loves it. 😂🤷🏻♀️
LOL I was shaking my head like no no nooo
NOT DORA 💀
"Am I really watching a 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy?"
No. I'm watching a beautiful biological woman, doing woman things.
I'm an almost 31 year old man watching a cross-dressing 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy.
Trixie has such a funny sense of humor, always calling herself a cross dresser when we all know she's a full time housewife!
Normal woman things biological woman things
Omg, those were my thoughts EXACTLY!
All while wearing her makeup in a God honoring way
I was a girl scout and all I learned was how to play temple run in a kroger parking lot and also compulsory heterosexuality
I can’t believe trixie finally got her baking patch
I can’t believe she finally got the “maybe a little bit straighter nose” patch
I wish you would have left it trioxide lmao
im so proud
@@hollyobaby6949 ahhh you didn’t see that
Next is rimming!
“That is rotted, folks....rot-ted...”
“Let’s try the other ones.”
“Why are you eating the rest of them?!”
Trixie in Three Acts 😂😂🤣🤣
It was funny because I was like, why is she still eating them if she doesn't like them and then she goes on to read my mind!
She really ate cookies made with batter old enough to be Girl Scouts and was surprised it was rotted.😂😂😂
instructions: add a tablespoon of peanut butter
trixie: this doesn’t feel like a tablespoon
me: that’s a teaspoon sis
Every spoon just looks huge in her tiny woman hands
@@ashleymoreass7048 she’s got graceful “tiny woman” hands awww
1:09 "Now as usual, the models on the box---dead, dead...She's absolutely dead. Uhm, they're all dead..."
I laughed way harder than I should have 😆💀
Part of my girl scout troop's activities was to volunteer at the women's prison every Sunday. All of my girl scout troop had moms that were in this prison, we were only part of girl scouts for free carpool basically.
That sounds nice actually, and hopefully gave you all more time with your parents. My troop didnt do any volunteering and was pretty arts n crafts focused sadly
That's v cool tbh
Wow
OMG all the girls that is so sad their mom was in prison.
@@frenchiegirlintheusa my mom learned a lot in the time she was in prison and she wouldn't be the successful woman she is today if she didn't serve time and clean up her act. I had a supportive father and learned valuable life lessons at an early age but I wouldn't change it for the world.
Prison sentences are hard on everyone involved but it's for the better and should not be shamed on.
Graduate Girl Scout here (take into account that I graduated in 2005, so my experience might not be universal):
Yes, it was enriching. I went through something called survivor camp with it in high school, they sent pairs out into the woods with just a pocket knife and a whistle between them, and had to survive for three days. My partner and I figured out how to create a shelter, find food that wouldn't kill us, make a camp fire for warmth, and to keep bugs away. I highly doubt some of the macho guys from my high school would have made it. We thrived.
There was community outreach, and some fantastic world building skills learned. Also, our cookies are fucking bomb, you cannot tell me otherwise.
Girl Scouts is LGBTQ+ friendly, unlike the Boy Scouts. They fully accept trans youth. Are there some conservative troops out there? Probably, but the organization doesn't tolerate discrimination. Every time I read a story about what the organization is doing now, I feel filled with pride to have just a small association with them.
Hope that helps!
Neat! I love that they just sent you out into the woods, so cool!
new flavor of Girl Scout Cookies: "unwashed from eBay"
Under the fridge cookie flavor
Girl Scouts: 👁👄👁🖕
11:45 - “Move! Move, I’m gay!!!”
loving it 🤣
So am I hunny
Trixie’s delicate hands mesmerize me every time in these videos.
Actually, yeah.
i thought this was sarcasm but they really are dainty
“Are we still watching a 31 year old growN man struggle?” ABSOLUTELY.
I hope the pink eyebrows become a staple because they fit the Trixie aesthetic so perfectly that I feel it’s been a missed opportunity for years now
PINK EYEBROWS NOW!
“Trixie being a touch-deprived demon for 14 minutes.”
“What did we learn?” More like “when will we learn” that eating expired food is still not a good idea, even if it’s tiny? I love these videos so much 😂
Trixie: that is rotted
The 7 year old cookie mix: yeah uh that’s kind of the whole point
“There’s something wrong with these”
THEY ARE 7 YEARS OLD TRIXIE
The fact she paused, and then said she can’t tell what we think about putting the chocolate in the oven....😂😂😂 I love you Trixie!! Always making my day brighter
No one:
Trixie: "MOVE IM GAY"
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s a meme from a Brandon Rogers video called “angry office” :)
“This doesn’t feel like a tablespoon of peanut butter” *is holding a teaspoon*
You’re just perfection 🙌🏼💞
NWIWOWKWKWNWNW I LOVE YOU BRANDI THIS IS ICONIC
WE NEED A VIDEO WITH BOTH OF YOU OMG PLS I LOVE YOUUUUU BOTHHHH
Trixie Mattel makeup while high. Do it.
@@katycat9630 we need Trixie high trying to do her own makeup 😭
@@katycat9630 already done...
As much as I love Trixie on her own, I really enjoy David’s commentary.
“The nail is in the cookie.... THE NAIL IS IN THE COOKIE”
I’m SEAZING
1:17 Trixie being surprised by how beautiful she is was honestly soul-cleansing
*knowing tries to cook 7 year old cookie mix*
“It tastes like dust?” 😂😭🥴😭❤️
Trixie, I just introduced my mom to your channel. She loves your baking videos, and even more, she loves your laugh! Watching you has been a great palate cleanser for her after watching the news all day. She also says she enjoys you more "out on your own" than she did on Drag Race XD. If you need a notion for another baking toy to play with, my mom keeps saying she thinks she had a "Suzy Homemaker" brand toy oven. She would be gagged to see one in use again! Love from Beloit, WI!
She said “Not children” with the quickness
“These children are dead..... wait don’t I look gorgeous”
"contagious diseases have never bought a country to its knees, right? not in my lifetime."
I actually have a funny story. So when I was in Girl Scouts my mom was my troop leader and it came time for the parents to pick up the cookies to deliver them. We set it in a two-day span so all the girls would come get them after school. So this girl's mom comes in the second day and tries to tell us that there's no cookies in the boxes. Yall......this girl had opened all of her cookie boxes, eaten the cookies, put the container back in the box, and glued it shut.🤣 Her mom was so pissed she had eaten at least 20 boxes of cookies and we all know Girl Scout cookies ain't cheap! Her mom had to pay for the replacement cookies.🤣
"The nail is in the cookie!" *Flashback to that one Friends episode
hahaha yesss😂
Fun fact- I begged my sister’s Girl Scout troop leader to let ME be a girl scout so incessantly that she let me be a girl scout for 3 years until I got bored of it. Thanks Kelly
If David’s not there, we need a “Tracey Martels Boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies” then “Tracey Martel reacts to boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies”. 👏🏽
And finally, an apology video.
@@Chupanibre and then a "we broke up" video
“Move- move im gay” I actually cackled LMFAO
Petition for a remake of Troop Beverly Hills starring Trixie, but she’s green-screened into all scenes so she doesn’t have to interact with children.
When I was a wee lass watching Troop Beverly Hills I couldn't have predicted that my ability to die happy would hinge on a man in a wig replacing Shelley Long as Phyllis Nefler, but here we are.
“What did we learn?”: Tracey Martel will eat anything
Don't worry about it
Including ass, as Petey has alleged. 😂
Honey, we been knew. She does look great though XD
As a former girl scout this is everything I wanted
As a former girl, this is everything I wanted.
As a former Girl Scout this is what I NEEDED
Same
As another former girl Scout, I agree
As a former girl and girl scout I love this!!!!
“Dere’s somefing wrawng wif dese😐” with her mouth full of peanut butter sawdust made me laugh so hard.
I could listen to Trixie say "Mmm, so delitchus" all day long.
Trixie: That looks like 9 milliliters!
Also trixie: squirts half outside the bowl
Alternative title:
"A biological woman in everyday light make-up showing us her modest, yet practical baking skills for everyday life"
*with perfect straight nose
*and completely symmetrical eyebrows
Wearing makeup in a god honouring way
She's not even wearing makeup! Maybe a light tinted moisturizer or mascara but those don't count at all
@@tux_duh Easy, breezy, cover girl!
"Move, I'm gay"
Loving the Brandon Rogers reference!
In tHe wOrKpLaCe, bEiNg gAy hAs iTs pErKs
I had a “Queasy Bake Oven” as a kid because it was the “boy” version 😂😂💀 I need you to bake something with that next 😂
Looks gross, tastes greaaat!
Omg I had an oven thing that cooked like gross looking gummy bugs! Lol
@@LuLu_1515 I think those are Incredible Edibles or a knockoff of that. I remember a stateside-based relative telling stories of baking jelly animals in a fake oven.
Being a Girl Scout and getting my gold award helped me get scholarships for college.
I'm also a food scientist. The stale, musty flavor you're getting is probably oxidative rancidity. Oxidation isn't dangerous but it makes things taste terrible 😬
I love how your pfp is Daria ! 🥺 inspiring meeee
At this point they should make a Trixie easybake oven, it's the exact same as all of them but it has her face plastered on the side of it. I would buy that.
And all the mixes come expired
or her mouth where the slot is on the end where u shove in the baking pans!
The recipe book is nothing but vodka drinks to help you get through
Yes, yes and yes
And when she unboxes it she says 'the person on this box is definitely dead'
‘contagious diseases have never brought a country to its knees, not in my lifetime’ - trixie mattel. girl spoke to soon
My hobbies include getting high and watching a 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy.... highly recommended
Same here right now 🤣
Same
A delicate woman doing delicate womanly things 💜.
Also as an actual Girl Scout this is everything I’ve ever wanted 😂
Closed captioning shady as hell, replacing "hand modeling" with "ham modeling" lol
I was having the WORST mental health day and this made me smile and laugh and be happy, so thank you. 💖
"Move, move, I'm gay!" will be my mantra from now on...
It’s a meme from a Brandon Rogers video called “angry office” :)
Tracey the RUclips celebrity just referenced another RUclips celebrity. I love Brandon Rogers too!
“Yes, I feel odd DOING this, but you should feel odder watching it.” Girl, if I had a dime for every time.... 😂
never heard someone say "NOT children" so fast lmao
Relatable.
trixie fully missed when she started squirting the water and didn’t even acknowledge or notice 😂